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I WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE!

>> No.21847554
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Because I'm good enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.

>> No.21847573

Me too buddy, I want fuck you money or death, there's no inbetween

>> No.21847759

IM GONNA BE RICH ABOVE MY WILDEST IMAGINATIONS

>> No.21847771
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>>21847491
be careful what you wish for, with inflation, we'll all be in a decade

>> No.21847792

>>21847491
YOU ARE A BILLIONAIRE!*

>> No.21847803
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i just want to have a nice sum and live worry free

>> No.21847807

>>21847491
>ONE GORILLION MONOPOLY DOLLARS

>> No.21847821
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>>21847491

Septillionaire here

>> No.21847876

>>21847771
i find it so funny he stacked that screen up on giant books

>> No.21847929

>>21847876
That's blank paper... soon to be dollars

>> No.21848071
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How does he do it bros?

>> No.21848113

>>21848071
imagine being so wealthy that even if you get taxed at the highest legal bracket you won't even feel it on a friday

>> No.21848154

based

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>>21848071
Natural talent
Now go buy AMZN

>> No.21848317

>>21848071
But how much of that is liquid?

>> No.21848335

>>21847491
You don't even want to leave your home.

>> No.21848354

>>21848071
Valuations. It's why people who hold huge amounts of stock are always at the top of the list - they can't cash it out without tanking the shareprice, and therefore "losing" tens of billions of valuated dollars. These richest person lists are complete memes.

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>>21848335
I will make my money from home.

>> No.21848619

>>21848071
>tfw I am literally on my lunch break at his warehouse

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>>21847876
"i can print literally trillions any time i want... uhh guess ill just stack a bunch of books under my shitty comp"

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>>21848071

What a chad. Rocking that Bond villain aesthetic, bald and intimidating. He eats iguanas. He works people to death. He has grand visions and his own rocket company, going slow and steady. Busting into new markets everyday, ready to annihilate small business wherever he finds it. Consummate professionalism compared to Musk's OTT flamboyance. What a king.

>> No.21849091

>>21848895
musk vs bezos arc when?

>> No.21849527

>>21848071
>How does he do it bros?
Central banking.
Literally that's the only reason.

>> No.21849562

>>21848619
Are the people who complain about working conditions there right or are they just over-dramatic?
They have a LOT of employees so it's more likely there will be some examples of less than ideal working condition and accidents.

>> No.21849610

>>21848317
Probably not a lot

>> No.21849881

>>21848317
Enough

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>>21847491
I WANT TO BE ON THE COVER OF FORBES MAGAZINE

>> No.21850235

>>21847803
kek this
please DMG please sir GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>21849911
STANDING NEXT TO TRUMP AND THE QUEEN