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Tell me why you deserve my coins.

>> No.21817547

>>21817477
Really no one wants my erc shitters?

>> No.21817592

well we want good stories, we all got bad stories but not good

>> No.21817612
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This!

>> No.21817616

>>21817477
Checked

>> No.21817671

Sob story incoming. I dont want your coins, your going to keep them and not kill yourself.

Be me,
have cancer,
have wife and 3 kids who I support,
die.

I got better, but i really miss the other side.
I look forward to it, but if I were to die at my own hand, I dont think it would be the same when I went back.

Dont do it anon. It wont be any better, but will be worse.

If you want to learn more, google Mt Tabors light.

>> No.21817711

>>21817477
Eat shit and die you fucking idiot

>> No.21817761

>>21817477
I fucked your mom and she gave me STDs
send your coins to 0x0
thanks

>> No.21817766

i found my room mate hanging from the rafters of our garage.I have been fucked up in many ways since I found him like that.I Wage slave, and saddled with debt from college.If you do it make sure its no one you love or care about that finds you because it will fuck them up eben more.

>> No.21817781
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21817781

>>21817477
i make autistic monkey videos about link and recently lost 80% of my life savings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
STA FAGGOTS

>> No.21817850

>>21817766
Maybe you know this but it’s not your fault. He is selfish he choose to go out that way out of your expense. But you’re alive, anon. Now live. Make the world better.

>> No.21817857

fren don't do it.

we got screwed because our education and culture took away any form of meaning from our lives and didn't teach us how to rebuild that support.

get into heidegger it saved my life.

literally read "how to read heidegger" - it costs like 5 bucks and is only a 100 pages. you need to start somewhere

>> No.21817883

>>21817850
thx bud

>> No.21817908

I want to be comfy and not have to work after a life of not being comfy and having to work.

>> No.21817916

>>21817477
0xf619aAf947bC74C0a0Ebf905E3D73cFe4c205DcF

bc i’m getting banned by doing this

>> No.21817927

>>21817781
It's k, I did the same with AMPL.

I've made it back though somehow... It can happen to you too friend :)

>> No.21817962

>>21817477
no sob stories here, im doing fucking awesome. keep your coins and dont kill yourself dumbass. you have stumbled upon the unironically literally best investment in our lifetimes, and you want to throw all that away? just fucking get in shape and meditate and hold your links, youll be fine

>> No.21818115

im making 900 yen an hour farming to support.family of 4. plz help.
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>> No.21818283
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Dont do it anon, but if you are going to do it anyway you might aswell give them to me. I need money for surgery for sex change thanks!

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>> No.21818654

>>21817477
DONT KYS, faggot

>> No.21818878

>>21817477
The story I'll tell my grandchildren is that I'm rich because of a faggot who killed himself after buying a coin shilled by a guy named assblaster on a racist anime internet forum because the memes were funny.

>> No.21819098
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>>21817477
My dog is my ex girl friends she died from suicide ive had him for two years now and love him dearly I am reminded of her death daily her last text to me was please save me. I still regret not buying her niece a barbie since she told my ex that she wanted one for Christmas for the last few years ive hovered over her sister on Facebook to ask for her address to send thek barbies in my exs name. As well my dog attacked and almost killed my fiancess dog now me and her can't live together since my dog decided one day to be violent hes all I have left of my ex and I promised to take care of him.

>> No.21819215

>>21817477
I was born gay

>> No.21819385

>>21819098
Why not send it to the other side to be with her in doggy afterlife nirvana and move on with your life? Also don't do the sending Barbie thing, that's just creepy. If you do do it, be open about it. But defo off the dog.

>> No.21819411

>>21817477
I bought COOM and Brr

Nuff said

>> No.21820366

Sir, rice harvest fail, village starving, pls be to giving coin for Pajeet to buy rice for family

>> No.21820436

>>21818115
Lmao are you a flip nigger?
Get the fuck out of japan

>> No.21820463

Can't really complain much, really. Grew up with a roof over my head and food in my belly. Stepdad and mother weren't that nice to me because I was a fat sack of shit who reminded them of the original father. Got treated like I was a weight in their lives.

Since I was 18 I've been earning more money than both of them and because they fucked up financially they are forced to ask ME out of all people for money ever so often.

They are forced to treat me with fake kindness and don't dare say anything negative to me because the moment I leave the house is the moment they can't pay their bills.

I stay only to slowly torture them.
Fuck them.

>> No.21820606

>>21820463
Oh and my original dad has a brain tumor but won't respond to my calls. He's a gypsie who has children with 5 other women so I understand

>> No.21820643
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>>21817477
I'm going to shoot myself eventually too
we can start an infinite chain of giving shitcoins up in our wills to anonymous strangers, would be a cool tradition

>> No.21820663

>>21819098
Looking after the dog doesnt mean you have to be the one it lives with friend. Many people would home a nice doggie. And the doggie would be looked after.
Your ex isnt living on through her dog, and she wouldn't want you to hold back on your life because you thought you were the only one who could take care of the doggie.

>> No.21820684

>mom gets diagnosed with ovarian cancer in my junior year of college
>quit school to take care of her and my kid sister
>get two dead end wage cuck jobs since I’m not qualified for anything and desperate for work
>Kroger bitch during the day
>Exxon bitch during the night
>mom dies anyway
>sister going to college in a year
>bittersweet to say the least
>that is, if coronachan even lets her go to college
>turning 33 in October
>wheredidmylifego.exe

Don’t kill yourself OP. It can always get worse.

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If you met me you'd think I am a normal person

>> No.21821258
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Dont do it anon, you got so much to look forward too.

>> No.21821344

>>21817477
I broke up with my soulmate and hurt her and I still don't know why but I'm an alcoholic now and any girl I get with won't know it but they're playing second fiddle

>> No.21821346

Watch "revolver" by Guy Ritchie. Great movie. Please watch it.

>> No.21821418

I have lots of sad stories in my past but not sad enough to make me ask for another man's money. Fuck you I'll get my money myself

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>>21817477
my life is so pathetic that i don't even have an interesting sob story

>> No.21821733

>>21821346
Also make sure to watch the original cut and not the dumbed down american version

>> No.21821770

>>21817781
I listen to this everyday as a 12k bag holder, godspeed anon

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>>21817477
dont hurt yourself bro

invest in a tokenised index fund back by assets

https://www.standardcryptofund.com/

hugs fren

>> No.21821964

>>21817477

>Grew up in a shitty fucking household with a suicidal/depressed mom and a bipolar dad
>Don't remember much about my childhood but my dad would scream and terrify the shit out of me as a kid. Mom said she found me hiding in the closet in the fetal position a few times.
>Eventually they divorced and my old man went in an asylum
>Mom dated a guy that beat the shit out of his kid
>I witnessed it a few times as a 5 year old
>Unsure if he might have diddled me.
>Grew up very guarded and closed off to relationships
>Worked awful/abusive retail gig until 25 when they fired me for a medical issue
>Stayed home to be a caretaker to my senile aunt, who was once the closest thing I had to a caring mom.
>Finally got back to school at 27
>Got my associates
>Didnt lose virginity until 29
>Was a sad/depressed NEET until 30. Now I have a career, working towards my Bachelors, looking good for my age (still mistaken for college age)
>Things looking up, but still feel gimped in life

Could always be worse man. Don't give up hope. You need to fucking suffer and toil in this life to get what you want. Don't live by other peoples' standards either. Choose your own path, walk it, and help others when you can. I might not be able to have a family because of my past traumas, but I'll be out there looking to help sad NEETs when I've got myself some more income and a household of my own.

>> No.21821966

>>21819385
Nigga damn hes great with people and a good guard dog im not offing my dog.

>> No.21822951

I would like to start up an Org/mentor ship program for people like you, going through your situation. Mainly for younger children. Had a lot of suicides in my HS

>> No.21823049

>>21822951
Nice anon

>> No.21823077

My foreskin was cut off when I was an infant

>> No.21823171

>>21817477
i sold my esh because i thought i had to put it on a Chinese exchange for the ghost airdrop

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>>21823077
same

>> No.21823246

>>21817477
I doubt this is legit but I'll go. I've posted about this before but I am disabled from fluoroquinolone toxicity. I was prescribed a FQ antibiotic for an infection and it ended up destroying my tendons, muscles and caused other health issues. I am stuck at home and I get around with crutches. It hurts to stand and walk. Crypto is no longer about making it although I still want that. But I also need money for a variety of medical treatments that could help heal my body and get me walking again.

>> No.21823305

>>21821418
this, I feel kinda cucked doing it desu. I'm already up thanks to RSR so I think I have a fair chance of making it now. Any little bit would still help . I would never and have not asked for help IRL but this is anon so whatever

>> No.21823320

>>21817477
Pain and sadness isn't relative. Other peoples sob stories have no relevance for you. My hand has been pricked by a needle it hurts, your story about losing a whole arm doesn't make it hurt any less.

>> No.21823342

>>21817766
Now you have a haunted garage.

>> No.21823354

>>21817477
I was working as a nurse to assess patients going into nursing homes in new jersey. Chelsea Clinton's company furghloughed me and sent the contract to the Phillippines. They pulled off this hoax and left me with guilt knowing I was capable of not letting gam gam die, now I believe in nothing and can't work in medicine again.

>> No.21823355

>>21823246
>>21823305
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>> No.21823393

>>21817477
chek'd.. and I'm doing great. Hang tough Franky Smartcon is right around the corner. And the weather is beautiful.

>> No.21823722

Pls dont kys you fucking cunt! keep it and seek help.

t. someone who hanged himself and almost succeeded till bro entered the room.

>> No.21823747

>>21817477
dont be a fucking faggot op
buy energy web token long term

>> No.21823793

>>21823722
>someone who hanged himself and almost succeeded till bro entered the room.

for reals? glad your bro walked in and you're still around. Families sometimes never recover from an event like that.

>> No.21823848

It seems youre unstable cuz of your recent trades
Let me hodl your coins in meantime, if any profits I take them, talk about decentralization

>> No.21823936

>>21817671

>die.
>got better

Nigger what?

>> No.21823978

>>21817477
I'm short

>> No.21824003

>>21819098
>shitbull
>suddenly decided to be aggressive

Sssssshooooking.

>> No.21824135

30 years old and leaving behind a wife and four-year-old daughter because I have end stage cancer. I'm a poor fag but trying to make a stack to leave behind

>> No.21824195

>>21817477
I got stolen about 70ETH from my metamask recently by chinese hackers through a trojan, can prove it with an official police document

>> No.21824208

>>21823793
In therapy for 5 years now and doing better.

>> No.21824567
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For fucks sake man!

You're at the point of greatest financial possibility in the last 200 years. If you're smart, daring, and vicious enough, you can create generational wealth in a few short years. The world is interconnected and open enough so that, with enough money backing you, you can live however you like, in places of breathtaking beauty.

The world is also on the cusp of societal change of unprecedented scale in the next 50 years or so. Not just borders will be redrawn, but the very definition of what a border is. Technology might save us, or it might destroy us. Migrations from the Third World into the West will create chaos and destruction, untold suffering and death for the people on the lower rungs of society, but that also equals opportunity. Civilization itself is at stake, and sooner or later there will be men who rise to the challenge, and you could be one of them. Things will become upended, and you do not know where you, your kin and your friends will end up after the shuffle is done.

Death might very well be in your future regardless of your choices here. Or you might find glory instead.

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>>21824567

I'm a 33 year old man, and most kids on here would consider me a loser. I have no family and few close friends, for whom I thank God every day. I lost a very good job two months ago and can't find a new one in my industry for SHIT, and because of various shite that's gone on before (cue the no family bit) I have fuck all in savings left. I just injured my goddamned foot walking into a kettlebell I left lying on the floor after my workout, fucked it up to the point where I can't even wear shoes for the next couple weeks, so I can't even find a job in construction. I'm depressed, I'm lonely, I'm fucking angry at the ruthless way I was laid off, I constantly struggle against being bitter. But will I give up? Will I FUCK! I'm having the fucking time of my life, and I wouldn't trade a single fucking second of it! Yes, the pain, and the misery, and all the suck included.

So get your fucking head on straight, you humongous faggot. You're gonna make it, if you've got the balls. Thanks for making me mad enough to type all that shit out.

>> No.21824728

>>21817477
I made that meme.
Im on the road right now.

Post later tonight.
Ill take whatever shitters you have for cbase and spread them to 2 other anons.
Like oatmeal, etc.

>> No.21824741

>>21817477
Are you giving your shit to any of these weabos/useless neets?

Give that pocket change to me, and I will Chad the shit out that money.

>> No.21824818

Join the army, serve, get diagnosed with ptsd, life goes off the rails with a gambling addiction, gf leaves, get booted out, turn to drugs, sell drugs, go to prison, get out, get clean, find out dick no longer works, 35 years old no ed meds help, docs no help

>> No.21824856

>>21819098
Blablblabla I made the conscious decision to own a fighting god to show everyone how afraid I am blablblbbnlallabla
>blabbblallba

>> No.21824873

Be me

>dad rapes me
>get super AIDS
>dad dies

>> No.21824996

>>21820463
based torturenigger

>> No.21825079
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>>21823320
This, also
SUICIDE IS NOT MY STYYYLE BIIIAAATCH
Repeat that until you feel atleast some rage.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HMVSQVn97es

>> No.21825697

Okok dont tell anyone, but I have an incredible recipe for chicken and cheese. It could all be yours for a simple couple coins. Thank you.

>> No.21825856

>>21817477
op if i make it in a few years and your still around i'll be building a small animal farm in croatia so come and visit. dont kys.

>> No.21826052

>>21824135
Post address anon, I'l help you out a little.
t. UK anon whose wife and father in law both have it. At some point in the very near future it'll be just me & 8y/o daughter. I've got a big enough stack of Link, I'm just hoping I can make it so I can make soon so my wife's remaining years are as good as possible.

>> No.21826113

>>21817671
You saying you experienced the other side? Highly doubt, probably just got a little euphoria from chemicals in your brain from a near death experience. Not saying I do not believe the other side just that I don’t think anybody can truly experience it and come back with any reconciliation of it or come back at all for that matter

>> No.21826114

>>21821966
That's MR Nigga to the likes of you.

>> No.21826437

>>21819098
rough with the "please save me text". Hope it will work out for you and your DOGE.

>> No.21826591

>>21820684
Not too late to turn it around. Start learning to code/get certs. There's hope.

>> No.21826778

>>21823793
little or big brother? Are you tight today?

>> No.21826932

>>21824003
I believe that 100% I love my dog but never getting a pittie again

>> No.21827302

>>21826778
Little brother who's 26 now. Older brother was one of the reasons for my trauma's. I had a job in the kitchen before everything went downhill . tried to work again but cant handle the social part. but i do see improvemnts every year:). got 50 linkies lol not much but it's something.

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>>21817477
Bought 100 BTC in 2013 under $50 usd.
hit around 200 usd, cashed out
QuadrupledPortfolio.jpg
Went on the whole "don't get attached or married to an asset"
Also, missed out on buying ETH under $1
Also thought Chainlink was a scam, and could have easily bought for 17c few times.

>> No.21828723

>>21826052
0x5f141045D25Fb585378AEbd9509BaF52846d2600

Thank you so much brother. Seriously. I'm trying as hard as I can. I'm glad I understand how important family is now.