/biz/ - Business & Finance

take the coomer pill anon. it's so comfy here

Join our discord and telegram. No one is cooming or selling ever.

Literally the only coin making me money right now

CoomCoin is making strides

take the pill and forget all your troubles

>STILL no gains since it came out
Lol

>>21816666
>if i dont make money in 3 hours, its not worth investing
and then you come to biz crying about p&d

>>21816666
what a waste of digits

>>21816666
quads wasted

*Ting ting ting ahem I have an announcement

Ahem I said I have an announcement. Everyone listen to me please.

COOM WITH US IF YOU WANNA BE FILTHY RICH
>https://coomer.cash/
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf
The first Flash-Mintable Tokens (ERC20) filled with regret:
>https://coomer.cash/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/whitepaper.pdf

Assuming you're totally new to crypto:

>create an account on your exchange (on coinbase, be sure to set up the Google authenticator)
>buy ETH on coinbase with USD or EUR whatever fiat currency you own
>download the Google chrome/Firefox extension called Metamask (https://metamask.io/))
>create a wallet
Wallet in which you'll send the ETH previously bough. Store and don't share your seed phrase with anyone. Use a strong password.
>send/withdraw the ETH you bought on coinbase to your metamask wallet
Once you've received your ETH, go here to buy:
>https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x2f3e054D233c93C59140c0905227c7C607c70cbb

Charts:
>https://www.livecoinwatch.com/price/CoomCoin-COOM
>https://www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x8beb1d95be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

BE A SEALMEN DIVER
>10K: Private COOMER
>50K: COOMtenant
>100K: First COOMtenant
>200K: COOMptain
>500K: MajorCUUM
>1Mil: CUUMlonel
>2mil: Brigadier COOMERral
>10mil: Major COOMERal
>20mil: BLUE BALLS General
>100mil: General of the Sperm Armies

STACK COOM - SPERM COUNT:
>2.1M or higher - Sharkbull Ejaculord
>2.1M - Chad Sperm Whale
>1M to make it bonus prego waifu
>100k suicide sperm count
>0 non coomer ngmi infertile cuck

It's not a scam, it's a plan. Remember, you are now in clownworld. The world you knew before is gone. This is the reason I invest in COOM. I'm done trying to outsmart clownworld, so let's outdumb it. When in clownworld, act like the clowns. So Welcome to COOMworld, put on your red rubber nose and buy COOM. Every great project must be born. And birth can't happen without COOM. So why don't you pull up a milking chair and give us a tug.

https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/coomcoin

Nice coin, legit developrs

I SAID LISTEN UP! I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO SAY!!!!!!!!

>>21817275
do it fgt

>>21817275
what is it anon

Everyone gather round please. Have a seat

>>21817465
announce it

I have a powerful meme that will make the price of COOM skyrocket.

I'm about to coom

>>21815855
Cringe. Just buy ARPA or you gonna hate yourself in Q4.

Look at all these shills ITT
Literally a ponzi. These Pajeets are gonna drop their bags on you as hard as they drop their turd on the streets.

>>21817590
>>21817623
what are you retards on about? liquidity 100% locked in, devs are working day and night

>>21817623
You have no idea what you're saying. No one is cooming or selling anything until we all make it. If anyone tries to COOM or sell we will know and we will stop it.

>>21817623
>he doesn't hold any coom
>ngmi

Why are you guys all so sure that this is not another Uniswap scam. Are you all paid shills or what? What’s the situation here?

percocet molly percocet

>>21815855

>>21817757
Dev liquidity is locked he can't do shit

>>21817757
join discord, devs talk to us from time to time and give us updates

>They have public github

no 100% guarantee it's not a scam, but nothing is. Anyway they are working hard so if it's a scam it's the best one out there

>coin is 6 days old already on CoinGecko, Delta, accepted on BlockFolio, Legit Whitepaper

>>21817757
It’s a meme coin. Not a scam. If you believe in the Meme then the Meme will carry the coin. Simple as fuck

>>21817917
OK I'm dropping my meme now. Was gonna save it, but fuck it here goes.

>>21817757
Check posts by IDs.
You're welcome.

>>21817948
ready

Ok, here it is boys.

>>21817757
And you can always join to our discord and see how memes we are!

This is a great opportunity to buy into the dip. You honestly dont even need that much, at least 100,000 cooms and your set. I like this coin cuz the dev's are active and progress is actually being made (listed on coingecko, blockfolio, etc.).

I know the devs aren't pajeets, they are mutts which is worse. coom will moon when normie faggots who don't know what coom is look at the graph and see the potential. I bought some small amount just in case dev pulls some huge news until next two weeks before the big pump just in case.

I know you shills have no clue but this is actually the long game here. Your shilling won't make it moon overnight so you might as well stop. It will happen when other exchanges start listing and whales who joined in only to dump do it and get out so the it's all evenly spread out.

>>21817275
WHA-

the actual pump will happen this saturday. if you retards manage to get more holders before that, you may be able promote to the big boys league. but I doubt it will happen since you have no presence outside of 4chan. twitter is where the crypto retards with big wallets get their daily shills.

loading my bags while its still on sale, anons

>>21818577
checked but no. coom doesn't need more whales. it just needs more people throwing in small amounts like 50k-100k etc.

>volume plummeting
oh no no no, is it over for COOM fags?

>>21817966
Nice one

>>21817966
Bahaha

>>21817623
>Literally a ponzi.
Everything is a ponzi, retard. In the end a few will profit and alot of bagholders will be left behind. And everybody here knows this a memetoken, now go buy and hold 'muh tech' till bankruptcy.

>>21817757
Also think of it this way Coomcoin is a product of entertainment. It being the meme. If it ends up not being funny anymore then it’s a natural That people will sell. If it’s funny people will buy. I don’t understand what’s so hard to undersrand.

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE GREASIST COIN?

>>21818577
Twitter account is active with 170 followers

>>21817590
Look man
I work a 9-5 Blue collar job.
My boss fucks me over the table and my kids an wife burn my wallet dry.

I’ve been married for 10 years now. My sex life is virtually non existent and I wouldn’t touch my wife with a ten foot pole.

Whenever she’s not at home.
I go to my chair. Turn on my Desktop. Go to porn hub and remove my pants

The best part of my day is the 10 minutes where I pleasure myself and I COOM all over my Keyboard it’s been like this for the last 10 years. I’m 40

This coin speaks to me above any other. It encapsulates me because for the last 10 years I’ve been COOMING while the wives not looking.

It is true for most married people
On this Board.

>>21819540

ok i get it, they are shilling, but top whale only has 6% of all the coins and hes some random dude. 100% liquidity locked for a year, devs gave us a github... im quietly "spying" in discord right now and these dudes are lit, never seen a group of randos work together like that. That said, i bought only 200k cos i still dont trust this, can someone elaborate why u think its a scam? How would they do it? I just want to believe...

>>21819540
Based wagie. I'm also 40 with a 9-6 job but I still bang my hot 33 yo. wife almost daily.

>>21817590
>go to ARPA website
>a privacy-preserving computation network
>browser blocks it for trying to fetch my IP and access sensors

>>21819646
COOMlets never learn

>>21819540
$0.1 EOY

you guys need more liquidity and volume.

I'm ready to get rich

>>21820429
then trade and get a share of the pool while pumping volume anon, we're getting there.

>>21815855
>>21817800
>>21817966
>>21818577
>>21819133
>>21819711
>>21819855
CHECKED AND COOMED

https://twitter.com/NiyaneNoso/status/1297745136961691662?s=20

>>21820429
All in COOM nigga

>>21821204
Me too

https://twitter.com/LichLe969749119/status/1296978518417510400

>>21821527
that can't be real. Kek

>>21821527
wtf??

>>21821527
>>21821646
Kek

buy the dip

it's actually a great opportunity right now

The volume is still too low. Any new exchange listings?

How’s everyone’s corona bag feeing? They gettin heavy?

>>21825318
Coom bag bahahaha

>>21823100
CHECKED. Buy the drips

>>21824888
not yet but soon

So will they rugpull like boomer coin? Just printing out huuge cooms

>>21826698
what the hell are you talking about?

>>21816925
That’s about how long the life cycle of a stupid meme coin is except for the bagholders that get left behind

Why are all of these posts literally just the same thing being posted constantly? Why is no one acknowledging the fact that its price is 51% down? Why are the discord and telegram being shilled constantly, why does this thread literally show you how to buy this coin? Why does this feel like a series of random outdated haha funnies XD. These threads seem super fishy, too fishy to be not a scam.

>>21826832
IT'S A GENERAL THREAD FOR A FUCKING MEME COIN ON 4CHAN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW FUCK I'M FUCKING COOMING NOW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>21826915
Totally dude, that's why these threads seem to get x40 the total numbers of posts a normal one does with the pre-made memes for a coin that's existed for, like, a month.

>>21826698
The devs locked 100% of their liquidity for a year
https://www.unicrypt.network/uniswap-browser/pair/0x8bEb1D95Be9004bd139bc74c4d44156909890982

>>21826832
>crypto only goes up

can’t wait for fudders to cry at $1 EOY

>>21824888
Trips check Coinbase next week

Dingo here. If this post is green the prediction still stands that COOM will reach $1 by EOY

I'm coooming all day and nightttt

Anyone who doesn't buy COOM will never COOM again.

>>21826832
>its almost as if this coin has a loyal following

>>21828963
I've honestly never seen a more loyal following for a meme coin.

>>21828743
Sauce please

>>21828963
exactly. I don't understand why they say this like it's a bad thing. these people are really trying to make this coin big.
>but muh crypto has more buzzwords
>it has a meme name
it also has a dedicated community and dev team. this is a safe bet

>>21826832
Its the weekend you moron

>>21824888
CHECKED

>>21826832
>>21827240
Why aren't you crying on the pajeet PNK threads with way more repetitive memes and answers than this one? Why only this one botters you? Why are you worried about high price volatility of a memetoken if you're not buying it? What are you doing here?
>>21826698
boomercoin already rugpulled? KEK

>>21827240
the coin has existed for a few days, and every single one of these memes was created by random autists. not one of them was "pre-made" by devs or whatever.

>>21826812
Literally the biggest whale has only 6% of coins, devs locked liquidity at 100% for entire year, just what the fuck are you talking about? How about you getting familiar with some facts before arguing? Yes, there's many scams around here and no, this is not one of them. For me, it's the first time I've seen a group of random anons work together like that and every day more people come. There's simply too many people working around the clock to make this work, it's just a matter of time. You'd be amazed to see this pan out right in front of you if you gave it a chance, but hey, you do you anon. We're gonna make it, I hope you do too.

>>21829080

good thing loyalty is totally why these coins get popular you fucking rube

Here is the LATEST COOM Graph for your pleasure.

At the moment there is a dip so its an excellent time to invest.

There is an uptrend and COOM survived its first weekend.

>>21830836
what's the support target?

>>21818232
The shills know its a long game, thats why were only blowing up on /biz/ when we have enough real crypto chads we will go for the normies

reminder that we're all gonna make it bros

>>21831698
>IYKYK

>>21830836
graph doesn't seem right it can go lower from your bottom and higher than your prediction. it will eventually go up but you guys have weak shilling game. although coomcoin is a genuine contender it hardly has presence outside of 4chan.

COOM is going to explode in a few hours

>>21832567
BUT US EUROFAGS HAVE TO SLEEP. :(

Better still be good tomorrow.

>>21832454
Then buy in and help us shill harder, O Lord Shillington

>>21832611
don't have anything to invest. i'll throw in 1 eth after payday.

>>21815855
monke is not making money on this yet D:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
F

>>21832711
Fuck off nigger

>>21832454
TA faggot, We just COOM here

>>21832603
Sleep well fren

If we secure the big time youtuber shill we will be set.

Buy the dip anons, were gonna coooooooommm again

We are rising again!

>>21819540
This would make a great copypasta (COOMYpasta)

All aboard the COOMtrain, it's gonna be a wild ride

>>21834492
He knows...

We are still under 500 COOMERS. We need to pump those numbers up.

Look at this dude....

>>21834988

>>21834407
This IS coompypasta, anon
>>21835058
Ouch

>WHERE GONNA GO TO .0006
>WHERE GONNA GO TO .0008
>WHERE GONNA GO TO .0001
>WHERE GONNA GO TO .00015
>WHERE GONNA GO TO .002
>WHERE GONNA GO TO .03

YYYEAAAAHH!

>>21835058
AHAHAHAHA

>>21834988
Checked. Hell if everyone on the fence bought $20 worth itd moon a little faster

>>21815855
daddy give me coomies

Why are you bying coom cons hahahahahaahah hahahahhahah RTARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hahahaahaha
you are LIterally buying sperm hahahahah rTFAAAAAAAAAAAADSSS
COOOM COO OIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo hahahahaahahh you are big gay..... Retard!!!! hahahahahahahah
you are all secret geys, hahahaha you are buying men's cum hahahaha HOMO SEXUALS HAHAHAHAHAHA RTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
while i get pussy and buy good coinos, yuo buy homo sexual coom coin hahahahaahhaahahahahah h RETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDD HOMO HGOMO MHOHM HKOHJ

>>21836902
Based, I can't wait to upvote this!

>>21836954
Thank you good sir can you give me reddit gold please sir, i want to bed the many ladys in my vilage sir.

>>21837002
I am sending you the reddit gold right now!

>>21836902
>>21836954
>>21837002
>>21837039

Are you same fagging?

>>21837039
OMGG sire thank you ty ty so much i can clearlly see the reddi gold ty kind starnger i will bed so many ladys wiwll build statue in midle of village in your honnour sir i wll bed many ladys under it.

>>21837100
I will show this to my wife's son if that is okay, he will be very happy!

>>21832611
>>21832711
>>21834988
CHECKED

>>21837174
NP sir you can show this to anyone i will pray to vishnu so that you and your son have good live sir i will pray many to the vishnu!!

>>21837094
Why are you being a homophobe transphobe racist white nationalist Nazi anti-semite Adolf Hitler Joseph Goebbels right now?

who's the same fag?

Fuck it, swapping my suicide stack of LINK into COOM

>>21837517

see
>>21837335
>>21837216
>>21837174
>>21837100
>>21837039
>>21837002
>>21836954
>>21836902

>>21817953
Or, instead, you know, come to discord or telegram and actually see whats going on with your own eyes and not a random "trust me bro" post on a mongolian basketweaving forum.

it needs a pump

>>21816925
it's literally a fucking meme coin and everyone knows it. Your point would be valid if the token was trying to actually do something useful, but it IS a meme pump and dump. That's the whole point.

>>21815855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7BVxLyIgqM

>>21839214
Wrong again. This is not just a memecoin or p/d. Its so much more. Check the dev.

I pity the fool who doesnt see that this is real. If you really feel 100% sure that this is going away you havent checked the site

COOMBAYA

WE MOON

just trying to do /biz/ a solid

>>21818232
we are literally keeping our shilling mostly in biz because we DONT want to suffer the fate of 99.9% of crypto p&ds

Were taking crypto back to its roots.

Slow grind to the moon

>>21818577
this pajeets thinks we want a big pomp.

No big pomps = no big domps

COOM is changing the game

>>21819187
once its big enough the coomunity will carry itself, already is because the whales have balls of steel

The memes are just icing on the cake

They draw you in, but coom fills you up

>>21820429
sorry we didn't pump and dump sensei, look at waifus volume, and look how rough things are looking for them

>>21826698
boomer coin was made by someone in cooms group chat. Not a based chad dev.

An anon wrote a song about coom coin

> All I want is a little bit of coom
> All I want is to moon
> All I want is to leave my bills behind so watch me coom to the moon
> My job's just another helpless 9-5
> My other coins make me cry
> If there's one thing I'm sure of my friends will start to buy
> Once they see me coom to the moon
> All I want is a little bit of coom
> All I want is to moon
> All I want is to leave my bills behind so watch me coom to the moon


https://twitter.com/NiyaneNoso/status/1297745136961691662

Lol, start shilling on youtube livestreams very sublte and subliminal chats like "Buy COOM token" and also a super chat can be used as an AD.

>>21840580
pretty catchy lmao

>>21840868
coom to the moon is called a coomshot

>>21838147
Chad move

>>21840580
impressive... very nice

https://youtu.be/SPlHwGg03u8

graph looks bullish

>>21841795
it is my friend,0.1$ EOY

>>21842054
that is very possible but unlikely to happen. too many scam coins with meme names came out recently so people won't trust coom. if it gets listed in other exchanges and people start trusting it more and more it will blow up.

Guys I think the uniswap graph update killed all the fun of uniswap

>>21815855

>>21842470
I don't see the update?

>>21842470
what do you mean?

COOM is starting a run AS WE SPEAK

GET IN WHILE YOU CAN COOMRADES

>>21841795
friday and saturday will be big for coom. if dev manages to secure some exchanges by then it will be really impressive

>>21842354
it will go from "lmao retards bought a token called cum xd" to "actually, I'll buy some just in case it moons" in the next week.

btw where's the updated whitepaper?

>>21843835
they didn't update it yet. it's still the old one

>>21843047
We...can't keep...getting away...from it!

This is it faggot, strap in!

>>21843047
If it drops I'm buying more COOM but right now is very low price to get in too

>>21844456
That's a man

>>21845134
Ass is ass nigga

Also for people that think this is a scam...

>>21845134
if that's a man then i'm a feman.

Coom to the moon anon

Hope your bags are full of coom anon. You did buy in when it was at .0003 didn’t you anon