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>>21814571

>> No.21814584

Options bro's, what delta do you look for when day trading? I was thinking 90 to avoid time decay and to more closely match the underlying's movement. Amiright?

>> No.21814587

I can't be fucked to wait 4 more hours AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>21814571
nice try bobo

>> No.21814604

This is complete bullshit.

>> No.21814614

>>21814604
Elaborate

>> No.21814633

I bought Shell. Mistake or not?

>> No.21814636

>>21814571
i' m begging you bobo please correct this market

>> No.21814645
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Did bears give up? Are we crashing soon?

>> No.21814647

>>21814614
Everything is mooning and I don't have enough money to take advantage of it.

>> No.21814651
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The future looks bright...

>> No.21814655

>>21814633
Nah it's fine g

>> No.21814656

Digits and we ride the appl moon train into riches

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>>21814647
>he doesn’t have infinite money

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>>21814571
>Bobo eod

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>> No.21814679

>>21814673
Vix?

>> No.21814687
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V finally closes above 200

>> No.21814691

>stocks are seeing significant growth amid black swan event
Something doesn't seem right
Brainlet here, what am I missing.

>> No.21814694

>>21814691
we're in a bubble

>> No.21814696

>>21814691
infinite money. so hype inflation

>> No.21814706

>>21814691
New wave of investors who think stocks only go up pumping the market. Now who knows what the hell will happen.

>> No.21814718

>>21814614
Earnings guidances have been reduced in almost every sector, and the GDP of virtually every country is contacting, but we are experiencing all time highs on the back of meme stocks like Tesla and tech, which are living in borrowed time.

>> No.21814723

>>21814691
>>21814706
Also shorts getting squeezed.
And the shorts are leaving the market atm, so that'll be one less source of upwards momentum.

>> No.21814747

>>21814691

Apple, Amazon, Walmart et al are seeing significant REVENUE and PROFIT growth amid black swan event

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>>21814691
Corporations have outsmarted everybody. They are everything and everywhere to every one. They have co-opted all ideologies in service of accumulating more capital. You don't consoom product you have a relationship with product. And you like it forever

>> No.21814797

>>21814748
this

>> No.21814862

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M ON A FUCKING ELEVATOR AND IT'S FUCKING TAKING ME TO HELL
I'M ON THE FUCKING ELEVATOR TO HELL
FUCK THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR
I'M NOT READY FOR FUCKING HELL
FUCK THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR
FUCK ELEVATORS
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR MOTHER
FUCK ELEVATORS, YOU, AND YOUR MOTHER
WHY YOUR MOTHER, YOU MAY ASK???
BECAUSE FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
FUCK THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR FOR FUCKING TAKING ME TO FUCKING HELL

>> No.21814866

>>21814748
corporations are people (i.e. me, owner of 1 TSLA)

>> No.21814882

>>21814691
A global Hyper-inflation will happen, it's not just Dollar. So it's kind of a bubble and kind of not, it's just adjusting to the money printed and all the new retail investors.

>> No.21814888

Sold NAIL for DPST on Friday, I hope i don't regret it.

>> No.21814905

I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR FOR FUCKING TAKING ME TO HELL
THE FUCKING BASKETBALL AMERICANS DID THIS TO ME
THEY PUT ME ON THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR
I DID NOT CONSENT TO RIDE
THIS IS A FUCKING INJUSTICE
FUCK THE FUCKING BASKETBALL AMERICANS FOR PUTTING ME ON THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR

>> No.21814919

Alright, I'm good now.
I'm going to go schizo-post on /b/ instead now.

>> No.21814922

>>21814866
Take your TSLA share down to their corporate office and start waving it around telling them how you "own" something there as a shareholder and see how long it takes them to call the cops and have you escorted out

>> No.21814934

>>21814919
good, you aren't funny or interesting, you belong there

>> No.21814937
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wtf is going on

>> No.21814971

>>21814679
That Rocket mortgage stock that IPO'd I think

>> No.21814972

>>21814937
Every day I tell myself I won't be greedy, that I'll take profit and rebalance.
Every day I forget and end up better off for it.
Come on red day, I deserve a kick at this point.

>> No.21814992

>>21814679
RKT stock

>> No.21815021

>>21814972
It's gonna happen a couple of days after you throw caution to the wind, liquidate your shares and go all in on weekly OTM option calls

>> No.21815048

>>21814934
Hey bro, why do you sound like such a nigger?
Did the fucking Jews do this to you?

>> No.21815075

should i day trade the xpeng ipo might catch some good cash if it moons

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>> No.21815127

>>21815094
Based

>> No.21815146

How is PSX looking? Long term it’s looking like a decent hold to me. Was wondering what the take is on it here.

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>11,650

why is Nasdaqnny priced that high? is tech really worth so much?

>> No.21815154

>>21814691
corona was faker than the holocaust

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>>21815154

>> No.21815211

>>21815147
"is tech really worth so much?" he says as he uses tech products during every waking moment of his life. you even used multiple tech products to ask your retarded question!

>> No.21815218
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>>21814691
hyperinflation is priced in

>> No.21815319
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Imagine being a bear.

>> No.21815332

Should I buy XLE?

>> No.21815340

>>21815319
They are addicted to gambling, lose 20 times, win once, but that dopamine spike will be worth it. Losers, I don't fucking know where do they get their money from, but at least it pumps Tesla so I'm fine with that.

>> No.21815356

When will you sell AAPL?

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>>21815356
In about 10 years most likely, maybe 7 if I'm lucky.

>> No.21815426

>>21815356
2040

>> No.21815456

>>21815356
Never

>> No.21815505

>>21815211

it's not about the userbase it's about profitability. It's there for some companies, but not for others.

I use Spotify everyday but I'm not owning any stock because company is losing more money every quarter. Complete trainwreck.

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Hey guys, just got some Kroger 36c 9/18 earnings is on 9/10 how are we feeling? I'v heard it moves like a snail, but I've heard it mentioned quite a bit. Think it'll have a run up?

>> No.21815578

Who the fuck posted this one???
>>>/b/834774019
I love them ssooo much.
This literally made my day.

>> No.21815606

Does everyone here have 100% in stocks?

>> No.21815605

>>21815570
Also, uncle Warren is frothy for it, and it's been doing a lot of contactless shit for grocery delivery. Setting up a bunch of infrastructure for it.. Will definitely buy post election calls if it's looking like Biden will win and re-close merica.

>> No.21815615

what happens if i buy TSLA right now? i won't get the split shares???

>> No.21815622
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Never selling always buying my nuggets buying more TSN on open

>> No.21815628

Owning shares of AMD should entitle you to their newest processor and newest GPU.

>> No.21815653

>>21815211
Obvious prospects for physical growth in revenue for a sector does not equal obvious profits for investors.

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>>21815615
You will, next week on Monday opening.

>> No.21815659

$SONN or $ADMA which one?

>> No.21815682

>>21815659
HMNY

>> No.21815712

>>21814888
>he sold NAIL

>> No.21815767

Appl to close at $600 on Friday

>> No.21815806

>>21815767
I wouldn't be surprised desu, I'm more worried about the complete retards to think that the Share Split means they will have 4 AAPL shares worth $600 each on Monday next week. It will tank after they see their share price cut and panic sell, that's the Retail Investor right here. Maybe selling on Friday wouldn't be such a bad idea...

>> No.21815808

POOMP EET

IT'S FUCKING CLOWN TIME LETS GO

>> No.21815810

Do (You) ever sell at a loss, or are you too stubborn and sink with the ship?

>> No.21815813

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/flight-simulator-is-expected-to-stimulate-over-2-5bn-in-pc-hardware-sales/

How do I profit off if this?

>> No.21815830

>>21815767
$1000*

>> No.21815832

Putting probably 20k into rh this week 50:50 apple and fngu

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>>21815808
>"Oui? Anons bought the ATH last week? Pump it even more, then wait for the last FOMO crowd this week and pump it again.

>> No.21815852

>>21815810
I've been stubborn, has led me to lose most of my money.

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>>21815813
>not already in semiconductors

>> No.21815871

>>21815806
>yfw hundreds of thousands of people have the same thought as you and it tanks on friday open
ok I'm selling on thursday

>> No.21815874

>>21814647
>Everything is mooning
Yeah everything EXCEPT CLSK WHAT THE FUCK BROS?

>> No.21815893

>>21815810
I sold my 10% tilt of small cap value. Had 40k within all my accounts and it was -2000 over 5 years. It was -17% YTD last week.
Put it into large cap growth. Was up almost 2% in a week kek

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>>21815767
>why yes I have 1000 aapl shares pre-split. How did you know?

>> No.21815908
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>>21815813
Funeral Home Stocks.

Video Games are only a negative to society and only contribute to the sedentary lifestyle and the low does of testorone amongst men since 1970.

Should contribute to depression and eventually suicide stats.

Stop playing video games.

Any stock relating to meds (Pfizer) are also recommended.

>> No.21815912

>>21815871
So I shouldn't buy it rn?

>> No.21815913

>>21814647
>Everything is mooning
Not my mining stocks ;---))
hahaha fuck me die in my sleep already

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>>21815874
>went from 2 to 12 since June

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Who shorting NFLX this week?

>> No.21815953

>>21815908
>gamers sit at home all day
>safe from covid
>safe from getting shot
>safe from rape/divorce looting
we shall inherit the earth inshalah

>> No.21815957

>>21815908
Sure, anon. But Flight Simulators are legitimately used for non-recreational purposes.

>> No.21815965

>>21815927
I BOUGHT AT ATH
I'VE LOST $200 SO FAR
WHERE IS MY FREE MONEY?

>> No.21815966

>>21815912
You should buy today nonetheless, the chance of post-split crash is zero, it never happened. Apple had splits multiple times in the past, people always seem to know what that means. I'm just worried about the 73IQ American zoomers investing with RH.

>> No.21816002

>>21815966
Well if it splits and then dips when they get scared, probably a good time to just buy more, right? It's gonna go back up

>> No.21816057

>>21815965
Buy 11 sept v 210c and rain money. I did all the waiting for you.

>> No.21816089

Yeah, gonna buy close my TQQQ puts and go all in on FNGU today

>> No.21816090

TSMC, SWKS, UMC, AMD, SPLK, NVDA - who is the microconductor manufacturer of choice for doubling investement in 2-3 years?

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>>21815953
>Plays Video Games
>Grows Neckbeard, Fat Gut, Donates to Belle Delphine
>Stays safe from 18 y/o Hot Latino's
>Stays safe from Milf with Huge Tits
>Stays safe from white college girls who need a daddy

NGMI

>>21815957
Flight Simulator in a Covid economy. Next up, how to operate a cruise ship simulator & how to run an old school retail store simulator.

>> No.21816095

>>21816002
Apple will go up non stop for the next 50 years most likely, unless we have a technological breakthrough and they refuse to follow it (like Nokia did).

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are you ready /smg/ ?

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>>21816095
All tech's inevitable destination
(See Pic)

>> No.21816149

>>21816092
If anything, this is probably the perfect opportunity to train pilots. We're still going to need them in the future.

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>>21816137

>comfy af

>> No.21816169

>>21816089
Based laying down the theta sword

>> No.21816179

>he doesn't have a position in RKT when earnings is next week

You will be literally pissing away money for not getting on the train.

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>>21816137

>> No.21816229

How many if you lunatics are ACTUALLY LITERALLY UNIRONICALLY buying Apple today?

>> No.21816266

>>21816229
I put $100 on AAPL today

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>>21816229
I'm just buying a few more, last time for such a fair price, sale is over next week. It will explode with the new 5G Model and all the Retailers.

>> No.21816270

>>21816229
Honestly if I can snag up an ITM call it'd be fine

>> No.21816274

>>21816229
I put all my money into apple today

>> No.21816278

>>21816229
Yes.

>> No.21816286

>>21816229
Me. I'll wait to see if it dips in the morning. If it does, then I'll buy. If it doesn't, then I'll buy.

>> No.21816292

>>21816229
even if it tricks everyone and dumps to $80 after split, you'd still be an idiot to sell

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>>21816286

>> No.21816320

>>21816229
You mean.... Buying more.... I am

>> No.21816330

>>21816274
A tip for new investors.

Don't look at the top
Look at the bottom
Then decide

Apple not worth it yet. Wait for dip. Never FOMO.

>> No.21816338

>Buy plan for week
>More apple? Nah
>LEVERAGED apple

>> No.21816355

> 3423.7 USD
>+27.6 (+0.81%)
what the fuck is going on
where the fuck is my correction

i have 30% cash i need to put into TQQQ

>> No.21816367

>>21814882
but then what happens? money is fake anyways, what you think every human just kills himself because the monetary system is fucked up?

you guys still don't understand that at the end of the day everything comes down to military might. being an american, im really not worried. it's the one thing we're autistically good at.

>> No.21816372

>>21816330
You want me to wait for the dip for how many months?

>> No.21816373

>>21816355
just sell it and buy apple lol

>> No.21816387

>>21816286
i love this market.

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Isn't selling a covered call just printing money? Think about it. If you choose the right strike to sell the call option, you get to keep the premium if the stock doesn't hit that strike and if it does you got out at a decent price.

>> No.21816408

The market will crash because everyone is too greedy.
The market won't crash because everyone wants the crash so they can buy the dip.

Crash or not to crash, that is the question

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>>21816367
I have 10 ounces of gold and almost 800 of silver in case something happens. The rest goes in to the hyper-inflated stock market that pumps faster than the prices of goods in the shops, it always had, that's the place that gets hit with the new waves of money first. You'd have to be retarded not to invest since March.
You can't beat the Jews, so play their game and take the profits.

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>>21815154
eternally based

>> No.21816483

>>21816292
I unironically hope it dumps to 80.
>t. guy who bought in at 450

>> No.21816506

>>21814691
Watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sPlNsESRs0

>> No.21816541

applied to work at google..

shoot for the stars and if you miss you land on the moon

>> No.21816544

>>21816417
TINA

also fewer things are more or less guaranteed as much as a forward split of a house name like apple or tesla. everyone knows who elon musk is. i've stopped dealing with technicals and now i just look for hype momentum to ride, getting out before the events actually take place. so, still holding TSLA until before battery day, we'll see how it goes. i was up $1700 friday now i wake up today and im up $2500 so it's going pretty well so far.

the funny thing is the pump hasn't even begun yet. the real pump is after the split.

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HOW DO I GET OVER FOMO?

>> No.21816554

>>21816405
>retard doesn't understand expected value
I really hate having to read this shit here all the time. Why do people not learn?

>> No.21816561

>>21816417
"Whatdya mean Walmart only accepts fedcoin and not precious metals"

>> No.21816576

>Elon Musk will have an AMA on Leddit today
This is it, somebody ask him his opinion about the Learned Elders of Zion, I could use a dip to buy more before the split.

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Go Fish

>> No.21816591

All my shitty "safe" (read: not tech) picks are dragging down my average returns. Convince me not to sell it all and go 100% tech.

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>>21816552
Realize that this isn't the bubble yet, the real pump will only start next week. This was smart money moving in.

>> No.21816622

>>21816552
unironically any price you buy in at before the split is a good price. the longer you wait the worse price you'll probably get.

remember that anon that was like "lmao that selloff at the end of friday was just the beginning, just wait for tutes to dump on retail"? yet look at what we wake up to. i feel like FOMO is more reserved for shitty penny stocks no one has ever heard of with low float that can legitimately pump and dump, but are you really gonna apply that to fucking apple and tesla? pull up a daily chart some time and take a longer term view instead of day trading.

>> No.21816639

>>21816591
>not to sell
>NOT to sell

sell it all and buy AAPL and TSLA before the split. it's free money at this point for at least

>> No.21816640

>>21816591
Sell and buy tech/metals. It's clear that investors are galloping this economy to death

>> No.21816653

with laura and marco on its way to hit the gulf in a few days...whats your guys sentiment on oil?
its lurkin around 42$ rn
is the lack of production (about 13% of th offshore production is located in their path) or lack of demand that will follow have a negative effect or does the market not give a flying fuck about it?

>> No.21816655

>>21816591
you’d be a fool to sell any value stocks based on commodities during this time. This covid shit will pass, trust anon. Things like energy and transport are gonna recover.

>> No.21816670

>>21816639
for at least a month, if not a year. but i don't trust battery day, YMMV.

>> No.21816675

>>21816408
If it doesn't dip, then fuck it.

Better opportunities elsewhere. Covid stocks like Disney are much better than overvalued Apple.

>>21816425
2nd wave hasn't appeared yet (late Sept). See what happens before launching a verdict like that. Vaccine by 2021 though.

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AAPL chads

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oh look
Bobos were wrong AGAIN about AAPL and TESLA

>> No.21816687

>>21816655
profit from tech now, get into the shit that "will recover" when we actually find a cure or something to covid and when things are actually going back to normal. stop trying to get into shit super early and missing out on the gains happening right now. go where the money is, right now it's in AAPL and TSLA so you should buy the fuck out of those.

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>>21814541
>20 bongs each
I have no idea what I'm doing

>> No.21816691

Tesla will be $6000 a share after the split. Apple will be $12000.

>> No.21816694

Apple CANNOT hold this until open. Nobody is buying, the price has to fall.

>> No.21816710

>>21816622
I feel like you'd have to buy protection if you're going for stocks like TSLA. There is a very strong chance it crashes hard, like it has done plenty of times in the past.

>> No.21816727

>>21816675
More people lost their money waiting for a correction, then in the actual correction

>> No.21816732

>>21816688
>Tesla
>0.0128 Shares

anon...

>> No.21816736

did non of you learn nothing from the 2017 bitcoin hype?
never chase pumps, never.

>> No.21816766

>>21816732
Something fucky about fractional shares? Like I said that's only 20 bongs (26 USD)

>> No.21816772

>tfw went all in on TQQQ at market close on friday
Nice.

>> No.21816783

>>21816736
go away crypto weenie

>> No.21816801

>>21816766
What the fuck is a bong, anon? Where are you from?

>> No.21816815

>AAPL 10,74% now
KEEP GOING

>> No.21816817

Just bought a long strangle on Royal Dutch Shell listed on the Dutch Stock exchange.
Both call and out expiring 18th of September and a strike prices of 12.50 and 13.50 euros.
Rate strategy

>> No.21816819
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>>21816801
GBP

>> No.21816820

>>21816801
the official british imperial unit of toyme

>> No.21816828
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TSM will never go back to $76 anymore
i feel so poor holding only 40 shares though

>> No.21816829

>>21816614
t. Bitcoin November 2017

>> No.21816832

Apple is gonna crash so hard at open.

>> No.21816834

>>21816817
out=put

>> No.21816846

>>21816710
nah. i don't see that happening significantly until battery day. there's too much hype around it, try researching how high the expectations of what will be revealed on the day are by the TSLA cult, you'll see what i mean. the split happening less than a month before it is no coincidence imho.

this is basically free money for smart people taking advantage of dumb money. the dumb money will hold through battery day thinking it will spike the stock, not knowing that the expectations are already priced in for weeks before the event even occurs, and the event is where tutes take their profits. try looking at SGMO from around Oct to Dec of 2019, it's a really clear example of this, it happens all the time. ASH was their big hype moment in december, there was a clear rally that lead up to it, and then the stock fucking crashed literally on that day even though the SB-525 met expectations (but didn't exceed them, and one of their other drugs had mediocre results). that's what i expect to happen with TSLA.

and all that said you could probably still just hold TSLA for a year and make good money because people are crazy, this is more of an obvious timing thing. i'd rather stay in AAPL long term but might as well take easy profits from TSLA while they're given out like this, this sort of opportunity doesn't come around every day it's the first split they've ever done.

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>wake up
>3k milestone
nice.. kind of thinking i should sell now?

>> No.21816857

Sunpower, SHLL or RKT for some quick gains?

>> No.21816858
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Do I sell Apple before or after split? Considering sell at open

>> No.21816870

I'm holding etsy bags for at least two weeks and nothing ever seems to happen. Should i sell or it's going to pump soon?

>> No.21816875

>>21816819
Based.

I thought it's called good boy points

>> No.21816879

>>21816694
I am buying more you cuck go away

>> No.21816882
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Why yes, I am a RKTchad

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>>21816727
Seen this pattern before...

Too many danger signs ahead for what? A 10% gain?

If I'm taking that kind of risk, it better return 2x at least.

>> No.21816906

>>21816858
Never ever fucking sell any stock you absolute retard, especially if it's a fucking apple

>> No.21816914

>>21816688
New strategy: drop NVDA, SPWR, and AAPL; switch to ADBE, RXT, MMM so that my portfolio has only red logos.
r8

>> No.21816915

>>21816694
the cyptocucks on this board joke that owning crypto will make them part of the future ruling class, when owning apple and amazon legitimately will.

>> No.21816921

>>21816882
I fucking sold my RKT for 20.60 at a loss

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>>21816858
NEVER SELL YOUR APPLE

>> No.21816942

>>21816915
Apple & Amazon will eventually reach Anti-trust levels Anon. Keep that in mind.

>> No.21816955

>>21816906
Reminder that you make money be SELLING stocks, not by holding them.
Obviously dont sell Apple until friday at least, but "never sell" is retarded.

>> No.21816960

>>21816942
Amazon possibly
Apple won't

>> No.21816965

>>21816853
and do whT, spend your 3k on whores? ngmi

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>> No.21816979

>>21816727
...Or maybe people made more money by buying SHLL @ $17 than buying Telsa @ 1,500.

Don't FOMO moron

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>>21816955
>>21816937
Thanks anons

>> No.21816991

>>21816893
What are you buying though? I'm currently 50% cash and I want to put it into work.

I bought Amazon and Apple already, but that was few weeks ago. Added to Apple because of split hype

>> No.21816994

We are at the Delusion stage

>> No.21816999

>>21815712
Well I already got 100% return on NAIL, and home builders are up huge already while banks are still quite far away from where they were pre-corona.

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>>21816937
Did someone say regret?
Sold Tesla at 999, thinking it won't break the 1k resistance.

>> No.21817006

>>21816977
Was that really so difficult to understand for these retards? Sweet Jesus, we MIGHT dump on the next Monday after all.

>> No.21817012

How do I buy Apple and Tesla as eastern euro? I want to all in and x5 by EOY

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>>21816994

>> No.21817019

>>21816994
We are at the fucking buy the dip stage you pleb

>> No.21817023

>>21816979
I sold shell at $26

Is it too late to get back in?

>> No.21817024

>>21816994
We're above Media Attention.

>> No.21817029

>>21814718
>the stock market =/= the economy
Let this be a lesson

>> No.21817033

>>21816680
Holy shit, tell us what that guy who predicted Amazon's next big pick is so we can all get rich

>> No.21817041

>>21817006
Yes it was they're literally all retards
I was considering a long strangle or long straddle on Tesla or apple but it's so fucking expensive because of the volatility and size of Zoomers "investing" of both it's ridiculous

>> No.21817050

we're actually at the return to mean stage

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>>21817012
>buy aapl 150puts
>aapl splits 1:4
>raining money

>> No.21817067

>>21817012
Ok, that's it, I'm fire selling all of my shit

>> No.21817070

>>21817012
Get a euro broker and buy those stocks
I don't recommend degiro but I do recommend Binck, it's also Dutch but far better.
T. Binck user.
Also Binck without the C as bink is Dutch for stud or hunk kek

>> No.21817072

>Past Month (+22%)
Feels like the Stock Police is going to kick my door down any second. I’m not supposed to be making it.

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When's the best time to buy Apple if you haven't so far??

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>>21817072
I have a bad feeling about this too....

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>>21816882
it keeps pumping.

>> No.21817113

>>21817072
>>21815839
Don't worry about the Boggs, one of them joined our side.

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>>21816991
Research yourself anon.

I'll throw in a free one.

Buy Disney.

Vaccine releases, this brand name will have more FOMO salivation than any other S&P stock in the last year. GUARANTEE IT.

Disney 400 EASILY.

...plus, extremely small downside if wrong.

>> No.21817120

>>21816977
Fucking Robinhood this was their decision I'm switching to etoro.

>> No.21817124

>>21817104
Any fucking time. Set tight stop loss and ride the wave.

>> No.21817132

>>21816965
no, just sell TQQQ and other high risk positions and rebuy in at the eventual dip? the other option is just hodl. ill decide after today

>> No.21817142

>>21816977
I wonder how much of this new investment money is going to be terrified and panic sell it Tesla dips a bit and cause it to crash. I missed getting in before it inflated so my best bet is for it to tank hard directly before or after split and then get in on some sweet discounts

>> No.21817144

>>21817104
Today

>> No.21817163

>>21817114
morning* has DIS fair value at 127

>> No.21817171

>>21817142
Look up sun microsystems.
5, to 65, to 5

>> No.21817201

>>21817163
LMAO

ANON

FAIR VALUE....IN THIS MARKET?

LMAOAAMAMAAOOAOAAOAOo

>> No.21817213

>>21817142
I've been saying that though since it cracked 800$. Hell I thought for sure I bought the top at 1800$. It's retarded but I've fully submitted my asshole to Mr. Musk

>> No.21817236

>>21817163
wtf is fair value

>> No.21817237

>>21816688
>I have no idea what I'm doing
Clearly. Why are you buying hundredths of shares?

>> No.21817238

>>21817114
Man, I'd like to, but I hate Disney. It's against my moral principles

>> No.21817249

>>21817163
On top of this anon.

What's the downside of Disney? 100? 90?

If this 2nd wave doesn't happen, vaccine will take care of it by 2021 by most accounts.

Inflation hasn't hit Disney or many Covid stocks yet.

So, low downside, HIGH Upside. You can sit comfy and not have to look at charts all day. Unlike these Tesla/Apple FOMO fags.

>> No.21817251

>>21817238
>having morals investing

ngmi

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AAPL chads rise up

>> No.21817261

you guys are delusional

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man this is gonna age well.

>> No.21817278

>>21817238
>morals
You hate money and you’ll never make it.

>> No.21817279

>>21816783
take your profits and leave the market now you fucking keke.

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>>21817238
I'd invest in Child Sex Slavers or Organ Harvesters if that was legal, morality doesn't pay.

>> No.21817283

>>21817261
Delusional that megacaps which can more easily weather shit like corona are going to eat everyone else's lunch and grow bigger? DELUSIONAL?

>> No.21817289

Anons, what are the chances that Bezos will announce the AMZN stock split? I know, he's against it, but after all of this wealth pouring into Musk and Cook pockets...

>> No.21817291

>>21817270
>goes 515 on premarket
i hate this stupid money flood

>> No.21817296

>>21817238
not gonna make it

go flip burgers

>> No.21817301

>>21817251
Based.

>>21817238
You're gambling in the stock market anon. You left morality at the door as soon as $1 landed on your brokerage account.

>> No.21817311

>>21817270
>capped my shitpost

kek

>> No.21817327

>>21817249
>not have to look at charts all day. Unlike these Tesla/Apple FOMO fags.

AAPL is rocksolid and can be held for literally years if not decades. TSLA im not even looking at until a week before battery day. in all seriousness im as surprised as you by it continuing to go up, i was prepared to be underwater for a while with the pump not starting until after the split. it's a nice surprise though but im confident it's gonna continue pumping at LEAST until battery day. literally just do some research on the sentiment around battery day some time and the huge hype surrounding it, and couple that with cheap shares. it's such an obvious play dude.

>> No.21817351

>>21817291
stop hating it and start profiting from it. this is the fucking stock market wtf is wrong with you?

>>21817311
kek couldn't help myself.

>> No.21817353

>>21817237
>Why are you buying hundredths of shares?
Why not?

>> No.21817354

>>21817289
50% chance at split

Bezos is against it....However he has a feud against Musk....so it's up you. Low downside though, decent gamble.

>> No.21817407

>>21814541
Is buying ktov more like paying membership fees to a cult

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>>21817327
APPLE/TESLA

Great Long term holds.

I'm talking about these Post-Split FOMO fags that JUST got in. Chart watching Retards.

>> No.21817442

>>21817251
>>21817278
>>21817281
>>21817296
>>21817301

You stupid kikes, I hate Disney because it's adding zero fucking value to humanity. Bezos is fucking evil, but at least AMZN is moving our progress. And if something that's evil produces something that's good, I'm fine with that, and I'll put my money into that

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>>21817442
>entertainment is zero value to humanity

ngmi

>> No.21817467

>>21817442
Not gonna make it.

>> No.21817471

>>21817442
Literally never going to make it.

>> No.21817479

I want to short Tesla so bad but I know the dumb zoomers are still going to pump it blindly. The damn PE ratio is 1100.

>> No.21817488

HOLY FUCK SOXX WHAT WAS THAT LETS FUCKING GO

>> No.21817491

>>21817421
day traders, you mean? i agree with you in that case. those are the dumb money im probably profiting from. i tried day trading for a while on TA but it felt like there wasn't any real consistency to it, i'd make money some times and lose money some times like there was no real hard "rules" that the price would follow. sometimes it'd work, sometimes it wouldn't. trying all sorts of different setups and indicators. mostly the money was made through good risk management rather than any sort of "holy grail".

the only thing that feels predictable is buy and hold and abusing hype. like... price action isn't predictable, but people are, especially over days or weeks. so that's all i focus on now and it's been far more successful.

>> No.21817509

>>21817479
>I want to short Tesla
You know, you could always just hand me your money instead. It’ll go to better hands anyway.

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>>21817455
>.

>> No.21817534

>>21817442
only thing that matters is whether the price go up or down, rest is just noise

not gonna make it

>> No.21817539

>>21817488
SOXL Chads are getting Christmas early on the open

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>>21817479
i encourage shorting TSLA. your inevitable covering at a loss will pump the stock higher.

>> No.21817567

Anything worth buying for penny stocks?

>> No.21817577

>>21817567
no

>> No.21817578

>>21817534
Amazon has a much higher potential than Disney though

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>ONTX P3 fail
YOU ONLY HAD TO LISTEN.

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>throw 100 Bongs at some 3x Apple Leverage
>already made me 10 bongs
I'll see you lads at the Pub later, aright? First round on me.

>> No.21817597

>>21817567
no.

>> No.21817600

>>21817567
My ass

>> No.21817606

>>21815839
based white 3gs using chadbog

>> No.21817617

>>21816817
Please rate ;_;

>> No.21817631

so is today the last day to buy brapple and then it freezes

>> No.21817634

>>21817567
airlines, oil, cruises, and reits for long term diamond hands play

>> No.21817648

>>21817578
Amazon has a chance at 4k, maybe 20-25% gains.

Disney has potential for 400-500 (FOMO vaccine plays) around early 2021. 3x,4x 5x.

>> No.21817653

>>21817581
Fuuuuuckkkkk

>> No.21817656

>>21817631
there is no freeze.

>> No.21817668

>>21817596
What a chap!

>> No.21817685
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Buy COP or XLE for 10% gains this week

>> No.21817686

>>21817634
dont listen to this guy

>> No.21817704

im debating buying NIO again, i sold at $14.65 but i still have faith in the long term.

>> No.21817709

>>21817648
>Disney has potential for 400-500 (FOMO vaccine plays) around early 2021. 3x,4x 5x.
>400-500
?????????????????????"

>> No.21817723

>>21817685
why will they jump that much?

>> No.21817729

What should I replace boomer.b with? It has literally done nothing in the 2 years I’ve had it

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>>21817648
No, man, thank you

I wish you luck though and I hope you'll make it

>> No.21817758

>>21817704
Are they blessed by the Chinese Government? If they are, they'll get the dibs on all the nickel, silver and steel deals, should help them a lot. China is so fucking polluted soon they might have no choice but to start limiting it.
I would say... go for it. I have a feeling it will print.

>> No.21817767

>>21817545
>normie women are in Tesla

This IS the top lmfao

>> No.21817774

>>21817758
Oh it's obvious it'll print in like a few years, my problem is that the stock might be dilluted when the current exchangable notes draw closer to expiration

>> No.21817808

>>21817767
>normie women are SHORTING Tesla

this is only the beginning of the pump

>> No.21817813

Imagine being one of the retards waiting till after the stock splits to buy.

>theyre missing out on damn near 40% gains

Lets laugh at them. HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

>> No.21817816

>>21817767
Normie women don't know what a Put is, unless you're talking to them about your dick.

>> No.21817835

>>21817648
Disney formed a top before the virus. What makes you think it could beat it's ath?

>> No.21817876

>>21817567
ADMP

>> No.21817907

The golden bull run has commenced. Market shall be greener than a green bean forever. Checkem

>> No.21817923

How’s PSX as an energy hold? Might throw some money into them.

>> No.21817928

My green TSLA number is dumping, what is this Jewish magic?

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I'm in long position on DJI

until 30,000 at least

>> No.21817946

>>21817723
Cop is 8% undervalued relative to the average of the last 3 months adjusted to covid new cases. Xle is 6%. Meaning that the outlook has been too pessimistic in the past few weeks.

Also the mainstream covid graphs that every retard follows has started to trend down so it should be a good catalyst

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>>21817479
don't short it. lol.

>> No.21817954

>>21817709
OK

Let me tell you what happens:

FEB 05, 2021
BREAKING NEWS: VACCINE FOUND

Covid stocks go up. BRAND NAMES FLY UP.

Delta, Carnival & Disney get FOMO traders in.

All go 2x, some 3x and one or two Covid stocks will 4x by March 2021.

>> No.21817971

>>21817928
it's still the premarket, retard, relax. also price moves in waves not a straight line. you should be waiting at least a couple of weeks before worrying about whatever the price is doing in any significant sense.

>> No.21817984

Greener than green bean. Check digis

>> No.21817985

>>21817954
with money from where?

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>>21817479
<The damn PE ratio

and?

>> No.21818008

>>21817581
>ONTX P3 fail
Yep, I feel sorry for all those who're now deep in the red. This is why I don't deal with startup bio companies anymore.

>> No.21818023

>>21817985
>He thinks the money the company makes has anything to do with stock price

People buy, it goes up
People sell, it goes down

>> No.21818037

>>21817813
Imagine being one of those retards that hadn’t had Apple in their portfolio since 2013

>> No.21818054

Anyone tried Trading212? Is it decent?

>> No.21818057

>>21817997
dude. what the fuck. rotate it properly

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>> No.21818065

>>21818023
PEOPLE BUY WITH WHAT MONEY YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID RETARD
there simply isn't enough money out there to do the absolute bullshit you spouted

>> No.21818073

Selling puts on apple must be nice right now for those type of people

>> No.21818081

>>21817985
Shifting money from Tech to Covid stocks via catalyst (Vaccine).

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>>21817997

>> No.21818111

>>21817997
what book?

>> No.21818120

what the fuck is tesla doing lmao

>> No.21818147

>>21817954
your best bet is pre-corona stock prices because they've had to take up massive debt or stock dilutions to stay alive for months with covid.
when boomers see disappointing financials (because a chunk of the profits is eaten by interest payments) they will pull out.

>> No.21818146

>>21818062
Buys Gold top....Buffet is senile. Robinhood fags did better than this Boomer.

>> No.21818148

Why smg so slow today. Where my chads at?

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>>21818065
>he doesn't know

>> No.21818165

>>21818054
Yeah, it's cool. I started with Freetrade but pretty much immediately moved to T212. You've got more stocks, you can short, instant deposits if you've got a card, and even a free ISA. I use both though since some stocks that are on Freetrade aren't on T212 and vice versa.

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>>21818065

>> No.21818183

>>21818175
>>21818175
>>21818175

>> No.21818268
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Opening soon.

BUY APPLE OR NOT? GOING PAST 500$ JUST SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE WTFFFFF

>> No.21818298

>>21818147
Their debt is likely at extremely low interest rates. Very easy to manage. On top of this, stock market fundamentals have gone out the window in brand name stocks.

>> No.21818399

>>21818268
its literally over 510 right now, anon

>> No.21818404

>>21818268
It's already past 500

>> No.21818804

Give me 1 single reason I shouldn't go all in on FNGU today at open

>>21818120
Winning.

>> No.21819154

>>21816921
100 @ 19.30 for profit, fml