/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21808590
>mfw was supposed to wagecuck after school
>mfw now 40yo and never worked a day in my life

>>21808626
Kek based

>>21808626
based

>>21808626
my dream life

>>21808626
How’d you manage that? Asking out of jealousy

>>21808626
Based

Buy OXT and you will be able to neet forever

>>21808626
I look up to you

>>21808590
based
congrats anon

>>21808626
Fuck me imagine being this based

>>21808590
>tfw just started school after waging for 6 years
>tfw people are stroking my ego again

feels good. at work, nobody praises you and tells you how smart you are. now i get to BTFO 18 year olds in class and get praised for it by the teacher, and then they ask me for help after class. its great. nobody even knows that i'm 24

>>21809025

That's about what I did at 27. Got my associates in comp networking/security from a little community college. Transferred out to a state school. Now I'm 30 and a few semesters from having my Bachelors, even worked 2 internships, one that turned into a fulltime gig.

You can do it buddy. Use your age to hit on zoomer girls too. They're easy as fuck if they find out you're older.

>>21809080
That's the plan. I really want to work my ass off and prove all my doubters and haters in life wrong. Really enjoying the entire process so far and finding quick success. I'm not gonna make the mistakes a lot of kids make. I am going to be hunting for connections and opportunity the entire time.

and yeah I'm already hitting it off with some qts which is a big ego boost. The last 6 years of my life have been spent in a factory full of sweaty old men. This is the first time I've been around cute girls in years, its driving me nuts. So great.

>>21809025
kek you're that weird older guy in class that always tries to play teacher's pet. Do you also wear one of these hats?

>>21809189
not really, fuck the teacher. i need to get class participation points and if i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna make sure that I'm getting an A. it doesn't take much effort. only 1 class is like that though. the rest is just reading, lectures and tests, mostly. but trust me i know the type of person you're talking about and i'm not trying to be that. i'm an autist thru and thru but not trying to annoy anybody.

>>21809241
in fact, i want to help these kids anyway i can which is why i'm meeting some zoom zooms to help study this week.

>>21809189
lol

>>21809255
If you buy them beer maybe they’ll think you’re cool

>>21809330
i don't drink. maybe i can show them my LINK stack and try to explain decentralized oracles... they might think thats boring though

>>21809360
Doesn’t drink .. he’s going to make it..

>>21809360
You don’t have to drink, just get them drunk. As for crypto, not sure but zoomers might actually be a receptive audience. Personally I’d stick with beer and rufies

>>21809407
based

>>21809422
ok beer first, then crypto. got it. then i can subtly transition to how hitler did nothing wrong and the question of the jews

>>21809485
Maybe save that for study date number 3. I’d say test the waters with a little race realism, but definitely take it slow

>>21809547
these lil niggies gon get redpilled

>>21809562
You’re doing God’s work anon. I wish you luck

>school starts tomorrow
>look at the online syllabus for a few of my classes
>all just pozzed bullshit
kill me

>>21809189
lol@going to school at 24

>going to business school
>3 years in and still haven't learned shit
oh well

>>21809562

unironically you would be my favorite student if you redpilled the class. sometimes teaching college level courses is hard because the qts are too real. the worst is when that doe eyed little 18 year old looks up at professor and you lock eyes with them...

makes keeping a job real hard. real real hard

>>21808744
She is a beauty, that flag