/biz/ - Business & Finance

a gun

>>21800280
A bullet

>>21800280
A sturdy length of rope.

>>21800280
Trust fund

>>21800287
>>21800306
>>21800313
f,s,tpbp

>>21800280
Find the next crypto.
But we all know we're gonna make it, who are we kidding.

>>21800280
those are some nice men

>>21800280
A dull knife

My six figure salary and mediocre software development skills. And my wife makes 150 an hour as a therapist.

>>21800280
Get shit on by arab princes for cash, I guess.

inawoods in Cambodia

>>21800280
I get off on the fact that these brainless flesh socks will be dead one day

>>21800280
Canned beans and a short length of hose.

Saving $200k, putting it in meme ETFs or REITs with 20% dividends, then retiring to Siberia.

>>21800280
a long fall

>>21800381
How many tree nigger dollars does it cost to blast a water buffalo with an RPG?

niche porn

>>21800362
>And my wife makes 150 an hour as a therapist.
Your wife is a prostitute

>>21800280
disgusting none of those girls aint even asian

>>21800280
STOP POSTING TIKTOK WHORES

>>21800416
I’ve been thinking of doing this, but instead with Colombia. Can you really live off dividends on $200k in the developing world with no worry?

regular stocks

Helium or a rope. I’ll rough it out though and see how far I get

go back to djing in chinkland.

>>21800280
wageslave for 50 years, retire at 67 years old. get maybe 5 years before my health rapidly declines and the last 4-7 years of my life are spent going to doctor appointments every 2-3 days and dying a slow and miserable death.

>>21800590
>disgusting none of those girls aint even asian

>>21800389
Is it possible to gas yourself with your own farts? Let us know how it goes.

Software engineering (doing now), stocks (not really doing now outside of index funds), entrepreneurship (getting into this in the next few years once I can devote myself to it)

>>21800280
I have a Master's degree in engineering. Considering doing a Phd.

>>21800757
also i've thought about manufacturing illegal drugs but it doesn't seem worth it from a risk reward perspective.

>>21800280
Rope

>>21800757
This would be optimistic
Either you don't retire at all or you die within a year of retirement

>>21800749
>go back to djing in chinkland.

What are some good countries for this? This is something I wanted to try out

>>21800780
Don't think you can. I guess you can theoretically build up methane in a sealed room and then set the gas on fire.

>>21800381
based innawoods poster, this desu~

>>21800749
lol I did that. not Shanghai by any chance?

Sell my body to those outstanding young entrepreneurs.

>>21800476
I’d be in to it since I’m a giant cuck

>>21800978
>lol I did that. not Shanghai by any chance?

How did you get into it?

Can you get started by just being white and knowing the basics of a dj controller?

Were you working there legally?

>>21800280
hw many link to taste thier buttholes?

>>21800280
What did you do to me /biz/?
I don't feel anything for this picture outside of a slight disgust.
Only making money seems to make me happy now...

>>21801085
it's not like it used to be. round eye magic has worn off somewhat. I got there after the golden age of degeneracy when whiteness and a controller was a one way ticket to hookers and blow. first you need a mixtape, some experience (just some) then you need to pick your city and starting sucking the right cocks. connections are everything

>>21800749
lol i lived in chinkland
this really only worked back before 2012, shit got alot stricter now, and being a foreigner isn't cool anymore
i guess if you got guanxi you can do anything, but a recent arrival in china isn't going to have that
>>21801085
>can you do it legally
no, if you get caught by the popo during a raid (getting more common in shanghai these days) you will be deported unless the club owner has mad guanxi

>>21801190
yeah honestly it's really fucking sad how china has ended up now, being a foreigner doesn't mean shit anymore, and most young chinese are getting more and more wary i feel
what's the next china you think? vietnam?

>>21801190
by connections, I mean go to every party and meet every DJ. one of them will give you a shot eventually. once you've built a network, start your own party that offers something different/far better than what's there already. invite to play same DJs who helped you in the first place. be nice, be modest, don't be only a self promoter

Signed up for insurance referral sales after grabbing my BA. Same thing as crypto, but with ppl

>>21801221
>>21801190

You guys are right that the golden age is over IN CHINA specifically. ADVChina did a piece on this on their youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J35AxY1pLE

It really sounded like Shenzhen and China in general were the place to be from early 2000ish until a couple years ago. I was busy in k-12/college during that whole time. Fuck me lol

I don't think it's over everywhere tho

>>21801221
I was there 07-11 some amazing times but by 2011 everything was really starting to wind down. it's much more conservative now.

Most my money is in stonks, I just gamble a little in crypto.

>>21800280
This was the fallback

>>21801275

Vietnam, yes.

Really depends on which aspects of China during that age you are referring to.

A developing economy about to hit exponential growth and where doing business is easy and unregulated? Vietnam definitely has this and more to offer

>>21800280
Fallback to the ground from a nice helicopter ride

>>21801374
>I don't think it's over everywhere tho
what do you mean? is there a specific city in china?
I think the wariness towards foreigners has kinda spread everywhere by now.
I lived in Suzhou, which is still pretty okay, and Chengdu was still pretty cool, but after this virus ends the golden age is basically confirmed to be over i'd say

>>21800554
Based. If you need a guy give me a shout.

>>21801068
>I’d be in to it since I’m a giant cuck

>>21801389
Sucks that I missed it.

I'm going to flock to the next place though. I actually have the freedom. I also have some nice starting capital

Wage slave another 35 years

>>21801428

I think another country will rise up and have a similar ecosystem that a young man can enjoy

What made China awesome was hitting exponential growth

>>21801504
Hmm..
I actually go to uni in China now, so I'm gonna go check out Vietnam too.
I hear that despite Indonesia being a conservative muslim contry, Jakarta literally has the wildest parties, so you check that out too

>>21801442
the real crazy shit happened before I arrived. I think of myself as 2nd wave Shanghai. very underground and hip, but no prostitutes fighting drunken cops. 3rd wave is 2012 on. no idea what it's like now

>>21800280
Computer science degree

>>21801555

Indonesian chicks love sex. Indonesia is a market to keep an eye on and at least a place to visit. It's like Malaysia in that it's a more chill version of Islam

Vietnam I can confirm is amazing for cost of living even in an urban lifestyle, warm weather, slim women, motorcycle culture, ease of starting a small business, cheap food, feeling of freedom, and more.

You can buy a 1 year multi-entry business visa for $120 and it's no harder than checking out on Amazon.

>>21801606
It's on a general decline, as the culture war between the US and China is at a local high.

China is bringing back communist monument and symbol construction. I've heard that wasn't really in your face during the years you were present.

Chinese nationalists were sending death threats to mild critics of China (even though they still loved China

>>21800888
China, Thailand, maybe korea

>>21801685
lmao i met some chinese-indonesian chicks at my school, holy shit literally best asses of all asians
is that true? 120 bucks for a 1 year visa? holy shit time to learn some vietnamese and open a business there kek

>>21800280
casino

>>21801765
>korea
lol what?
hope you're a white chad, koreans are literally the most xenophobic and self-centered people i have ever fucking met
north korea is gonna pretty lit when it finally opens up in a couple decades though

>>21800978
I've played there a few times but I was based in another city

>>21801221
it's definitely got progressively worse over the years. and China / US relations seem like they're at an all time low since I left

Which country should I go tech English in

>>21801085
I went over there to do a normal teach abroad kinda thing, but I got into the music / bar scene as a side thing in my first year, then slowly built it up to my main thing.

honestly yeah, knowing how to play and being social will eventually get you gigs.

there's kinda 2 different routes in my opinion, mainstream and underground.

mainstream pays more money, bigger shows, but shitty edm music, working 6 nights a week at a big club, manager telling you what to play etc.

underground is a way cooler scene, play whatever you want, smaller pay and crowds in the beginning at least.

I would kinda do both, although my main thing was organizing my own parties and booking the talent, etc.

>>21801806
haha I haven't actually been there but I have DJ friends who've flown over to do shows, so I'm not sure what it's like

Become splatter. I'm not working until I retire just so I can die 2 months later.

>>21801968
I would have said China up until recently. Thailand is pretty dope, but I'm not sure about the pay there. all those countries are gonna be desperate for teachers now, so don't let me underpay you.

>>21801741
it's sad. communism is a disease of the mind

>>21801806
>hope you're a white chad, koreans are literally the most xenophobic and self-centered people i have ever fucking met

Ya. Korea only works for white chads.

Korean culture is the cyberpunk-dysopian wake up call showing us wha the west will become in 10+ years. They're way ahead and it's not towards something good

>>21801968

What do you want to optimize for?

Hours worked? Income/cost of living spread? % change that you can date?

Knowing any of these will let me make a better recommendation.

>>21800280
Mandalay Bay. 34th floor.

>>21800280
physicians assistant

>>21800280
Been buying mining stocks before they start actually mining.
I expect to lose everything on most.
If just one hits $1-10, i have half-2 million.

>>21800280
>fallback plan

Only the Swingies won't Make It

>>21800313
jawoi auf gehts, weghängen juhuuuuu

>>21802260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQjh3aGebBY

>>21800344
Checked and yes it’s inevitable at this point

cuck wage until dad dies and them sell most of his shit and keep just the ranch and the beach house

>>21800280
Keep playing stonks and stacking my precious metals and maybe flip things. But crypto is here to stay friend we will see an epic up run.

>>21800280
Wageslaving what else? kek.

>>21800590
Based

>>21800280
Rope

>>21800280
wageslave

>>21802248
Pussy

>>21800280
Crypto isn't even plan c it's just a way to get my new teeth. I was up $11,000 on friday and now I'm up $8,000 but all I need is a 3x and I get my new teeth.

>>21800807
Exact same here. Realistically I'm going to inefficiently split my evenings between learning shit for my job, reading whitepapers, and trying to build up the business and end up getting nowhere but exhausted on all 3 over the next few decades. At which point I'll probably spin this wheel:
>>21800287
>>21800306
>>21800313

>>21803215
wtf

Keep throwing into my 401k and personal stock accounts until I hit some number that I haven't figured out yet. Then I become a stay-at-home dad while the wife continues with her wageslaving (she likes wageslaving, I don't get it). We each gross just under $100k a year. So when I quit we shouldn't have much trouble continuing with our middle-class lifestyle.

I expect to hit $3m in about 23 years with current salary not including bonuses or raises. And that's $3m of my own, not including my what my wife earns. $3m should be plenty to retire on as I'm in rural midwest with monthly expenditures of $1000-$1250.

I should be comfy NEETing sometime between 45-50.

going to uni and getting rich by other means.

maybe start a business or something

>>21803215

>>21800280

>>21800280
Wage slave until retire or drink myself to death and smoke weed every single day.

>>21800362
>The rapist

>>21800280
prolly take out a massive loan and leave the country lmfao.. perks of being dual citizen

>>21803950
Go back to China

>>21804068
*russia.. and i probably will, canada is a fuarking socialist shithole

>>21804138
Sorry tovarisch. Please take me with you

>>21800280
masterbating and surfing shitty boards

>>21804174
ahaha based

>>21803304
until she leaves at 43 to "find herself". good job idiot thx for 1.5+ house+ living expenses for life.

gimme cars and college for the kids or ill make them hate you lolz

>>21802895
Thailand or Cambodia. Pay is shit

>>21800280
Scratchy lottery tickets

>>21800713
>$25k for a decent property
>$200 per month living expenses
Yes. I've been doing it 6 months per year for a few years now. It was my Plan B but becoming my plan A...

>>21804261
She will be making more than me by then. If she wants to leave that's fine, she'll be paying child support to me. Plus if I wasn't with her, I'd quit a lot earlier than $3m.

>>21804673
the original crypto

>>21800280
Death.

>>21802808
SOURCE ME

>>21800280
how many link to fill my hot tub with men like this?

>>21802808
sauce

>>21800280
I got my kneepads ready and have been stretching every week

i don't have one. it's all or nothing. probably homelessness though

>>21803950
>>21804138

You're literally from the USSR you fucking moron.

>>21802162
China isn't really communist though and hasn't been for years, in fact parts of the US are more commie than china considering Seattle, Minnesota, and Portland these days.

>>21800280
Live next to the railroad tracks eating potatoes and drinking mouthwash.

Living with mummy unironically. If crypto doesn’t pan out (it will) it’ll be a slow disintegration at mummy’s house

>>21800280
Those are Men

>>21800362
>therapist
Oh anon...

Ascend to the DMT realm. I'm already trying to do that anyway but feeding a family of 5 means wage slaving. crypto just makes it easier for me to explore the Other more often, and maybe i can bring them with me out of this hell hole.

>>21800280
I feel a great threat to my granary from these women.

>>21804974
Nice. Can you recommend any etfs or reits? Good luck anon

>>21807468
As someone who grew up with a dad constantly frying his brain on hallucinogens, please stop or alternatively brain yourself

this is nice

>>21807585
hi ive fried my brain alot but been sober for 8 years. will the swirly visions ever go away?...

>>21800385
Based. Bunch of holes contributing nothing but moisture for a dick

>>21807718
How would he know? It’s called hppd and probably not

A bullet in the head. Not kidding.

>>21803215
what ye holding, tooth anon?

>>21807718
>>21807867
Growing up my best friend's mom developed hppd. She did a lot of LSD but was clean for decades. Then all of a sudden they came back and she went skitzo and it ruined their family.

>>21805783
You say that like it’s a bad thing. If my grandfather saw what he fought for in WW2 and how it turned out he’d probably have switched sides, and justifiably so. If demographics is destiny Canada is already gone.

>>21800280
Unironically suicide

>>21800280
Become a psychologist to help my fellow failures cope with the pain of defeat.

>>21807936
Sounds like an extreme outlier case but lsd is bullshit I don’t trust that chemical. do shrooms if you wanna trip out

>>21800280
Im tall and relatively handsome disease free, no debt and some savings... I can prob marry a career woman desperate for kids. I should have that option in 10 years or so. Not signing a prenup.

I rather make it and being able to pay off a condo and maybe max out retirement funds and budget wisely so I don't have to work a dead end wage job. I hope I make it...