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i bought omg at 6.10. my wife just sucked my weiner before bed it was nice. i can never sleep because i’m retarded but i took a benadryl and i hope it helps. i haven’t slept in days.

whenever i get wiener sucked i always feel before it starts that i’m going to make her do it three times, but after i come once, i’m over it. do you guys know that feel?

>> No.21742477

>>21742441
>wife
fake and gay

>> No.21742495
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21742495

>>21742477
it’s true..it’s all true.

>> No.21742500

>>21742441
Normie please go NOW!

>> No.21742561

>>21742441
when i was younger i used to be so horny that i was sure i wanted to taste my own jizz but when it came time to do it i just couldnt do it

>> No.21742609

>>21742561
i can relate. i started jizzing after my friends did. and this was before porn. but i would lie and say i jizzed everywhere . then they asked me what color and i said green. they knew then that i wasn’t jizzing yet

>> No.21742674

Damn that sounds comfy. Wish I hade a wife who would suck my dick every night before sleeping.

>> No.21742697

>>21742674
don’t worry god hates me i sold 10k link under 2 dollars and have had numerous opportunities to make it in crypto and fail every time. the one thing he gave me is unlimited blowies. everything else is bad

>> No.21742720

>>21742609
good story anon

>> No.21743011

There's this girl at school with blue skin and she likes peanut butter crackers. I want to cum inside her.

>> No.21743066

>>21742720
yeah been years since i told that one. not sure actually i’ve ever told it. they laughed at me. they said it’s not green i said mine is.

>> No.21743188

>>21742441
Why wouldn't you buy OMG at $1 around Coinbase time? Still a shitcoin I'd never touch but I knew it'd scam moon.

Sold it all for Safex today.

>> No.21743392

It's pumping. OMG just went up a dollar.

>> No.21743542

>>21743392
kek yup got the sale at 6.40. feels like i should have cash on hand in case the market keeps dropping i can buy something up

>> No.21744090

>>21743188
you are mentally disabled,
safex is a scam

>> No.21744211

>>21743188
lmao safex