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I’m going to pipi.

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oh no OH NO MORE URK AARK

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ORA OREEEEEEESH

oh no now I have to POOPOO URK UAAARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI’m going to poopoo.
HNGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHSPLORPLORPBRRRPPPPPPPPPPPAHHHHHHHHHSPLATCLOPFRRRRRRRRPLOP
OH I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT…THAT LITTLE GUST MY DEAR…. CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD…YES…SO GENTLE IT WAS THOUGH…HMMMM…LET ME TASTE THIS LITTLE ONE…JUST ONE SMALL SNIFF…..SNIFF…AH….SSSSSSNNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF…AND YET…SO STRONG…YES…THE ODOR….SNIFF SNIFF…HMMM….IS THAT….SNIFF….HMMM….I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT …..YES….JUST…SNIFF….A LITTLE WHIFF MORE IF YOU PLEASE…..SSSSSSNNNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF…AH YES I HAVE IT NOW….YES QUITE….HHHHMMMM…DELECTABLE MY DEAR…..QUITE EXQUISITE YES…..I DARE SAY…SNIFF….THE MOST PUNGENT ONE YET ….

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oh no OH NO MORE URK AARK

BRRRRRACACACAACACACACACRABPOOPOAAPAOPAOAOPAOOOOOBOOMPOOOMPBLOORFPPPRAAAAPPPPPPRACACACACRABPOOOPOOBLOORFPFOOPBOOPFBLAAARGGGPOOMPPOOPEEOOPOOMPF

OHHH OH FUCK

pulls up pants
sniffs

Oh no OH NO it smells so bad I’m gonna huuurk I’m gonna huuuuuuHUUUURRRRL I’m going to puke HUUUURROOOOOLOLOLOPLUUUUUKE BLAAAAAAAAAHKAFFKAFFcoughCOUGH VLAAAAAAAAAAHCOUUGHLAAAAHBUUUUUURRLLLLLHYUUUUURRRLLUUUUULR PLOOOOOOL PLAAAAAA COUGH KAFFCOFFF

clean that up
wipes face
walks away