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I'm a data analyst at a Fortune 500 company. I live on Zero Hedge and post here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the Reserve (Ticker: RSR) whitepaper for the past 24 hours before consulting with a few friends of mine who work at various wealth management firms up here in the Bay Area. In order to ensure proper vigilance and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing LSD for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely promising about the RSR. It will yield some unremarkable gains compared to most other current DeFi projects at best, and completely financially ruin investors at worst. It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more promising projects that are likely to result in more than a simple 5-10x within the next three years.

If you bought at any point before the large pump within the past month I suggest taking profits now and moving to something more lucrative like YFI, LINK or PNK.

>> No.21686518

I'm a peepee at a PooPoo 500 company. I live on Pee Hedge and poo here when I'm not busy. I have sifted through the poopoo (Ticker: PEE) poopaper for the past 24 hours before consulting with a few friends of mine who pee at various poopoo management firms up here in the Peepee Area. In order to ensure proper poopoo and attention to detail I consumed 200 mg of peepee l spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule. I also have been microdosing poopoo for the past three years.

I can unequivocally say that there is absolutely promising about the poopoo. It will yield some unremarkable peepee compared to most other current PooPoo projects at best, and completely ruin bowels at worst. It would likely be in everyone's best interest to focus on more promising poopoo that are likely to result in more than a simple peepee within the next three poops.

If you peed at any point before the large poop within the past month I suggest taking pee now and moving to something more lucrative like POOP, SHIT or PISS.

>> No.21686614

>>21686349

6 Billion circulating supply with 94 Billion still to be dumped on us by the dev team. This shit is going no where.

I dumped my 3M stack at 0.026, I made some good money on this but it's clearly over for a while.

>> No.21686644

>>21686349
Been hearing about this from the discord trannies, nice to see someone confirm it here

>> No.21686659

>>21686614
shh.. wait till binance listing

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>>21686518
>My fucking sides

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Do you people shit on all streets or do you have special streets for shitting?

>> No.21686698

>>21686518
LFMAO I'm crying right now.

>> No.21686724

>I consumed 200 mg of Adderall spaced out in a bi-hourly schedule.
KEK

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>>21686349
>absolutely promising
thanks anon! just bought more

>> No.21687024

>>21686614
>supply fud
Yawn

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>>21686349
>>21686903
>It will yield some unremarkable gains
doubled-down

>> No.21687143

>>21686518
Fucking kek

>> No.21687163

>>21686518

LARPing OP BTFO

>> No.21687182

>>21686518
holy shit i absolutely lost it at POOP, SHIT or PISS

>> No.21687250

bought another 50k thanks!

>> No.21687321

>>21686349
If you were actually any of this you would be getting assraped by compliance right now.

>> No.21687556

>>21686518
lmao

>> No.21688086

>>21686518
Lmfao

>> No.21688089

>>21686349
What a fucking larp.
Literally nobody knows where this is going, it's just speculation at this point. They still have very little to show for.
Also Binance listing is not coming retards.
This was a Huobi IEO, why would Binance list it kek.

>> No.21688139

>>21686518
fantastic

>> No.21688279

>>21686349
>I have sifted through the Reserve (Ticker: RSR) whitepaper for the past 24 hours
it's 20 pages brainlet how long does it take for you to absorb information?

>> No.21688595

>>21688089
>Also Binance listing is not coming retards
Was literally supposed to happen first week of August. Per CZ Binance's Twitter

>> No.21688891

>>21686349
Based. Yeah I'm thinking PNK is the way.

>> No.21689276

>>21686518
It hurts
I can't stop laughing

>> No.21689381

>>21688595
Yeah because Binance definitely always announces their listings in advance kek.