/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21678926
>and don't forget to rebalance back to 1% if it grows

>>21678926
>no one can beat the market. put your money into index funds and get a consistent 4% return every year. anything else is gambling.

These are all right tho

>these are all right tho

>>21679082
I really want this meme face to go away. It haunts my fucking dreams

>>21678926
you're missing two zeros off that
>put all disposable income into crypto
>take borrowing limit from credit card
>buy link
>pay back loan + debt on there

>>21679082
Fucking kek

>zomg!! $55.36 div payout per 10k annually!!!

>>21679198
same. they’re so vague that you can easily project just a little bit of yourself onto them. they feel like a doppelgänger, and threaten my place in society. the rage i experience seeing one of these bald bitches is primal, and reminds me of my ancestors finding a pile of stones where their baby once lay, monkey prints around the perimeter.

>>21679280
This. Dividends are for retards

>>21678926
> Learn Risk management and never risk more than 1% of that 1%

>guy on youtube: "My portfolio is 90% bonds equities stocks blah fucking blah shit I don't even know, and only 10% speculative investments such as gold and bitcoin"

>mfw unironically all in crypto

>>21679421
>6 figures in crypto
>$1000 in the bank

>>21678926
>you have to diversify your assets man
>don't get married to one coin!

>only invest 100 million dollars into crypto

>>21678926
It's a ponzi scam anon. You can't just get rich off fake internet money.

>>21679609
Its a ponzi scam anon. You cant get rich off fake company shares.

>>21679609
People get rich off diamonds every year anon.

>>21679609
Ok T.J.

>>21678926
>>21679003
>>21679280
>>21679559
>>21679586
i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration.

>>21679082
$BECKY beats the market every time though

>i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration.

>>21679247

What coin should i buy for $1?

>>21679609
>It's a ponzi scam anon.
Yes
>You can't just get rich off fake internet money.
2017 would like to have a word with you

>>21679829
TrustSwap

>>21679829
chainlink

>>21679361
What the fuck? Eat an onion and hit the fucking weights if you look anything like OPs pic.

>>21679503
I’m back to 6 now, thanks LINK.
Never selling though.

a cheerleader trying to imitate a 4chan poster trying to make you feel like your wallet is becoming looser with lies about how they're putting $10000 or $100000 into it and, calling you bro, that together you're going to "make it" (lose it), derisive of financial responsibility, always accompanied by pictures of Pepe and Wojak.

>>21680088
We don't take kindly to honesty like that around here, boy. You best be on your way.

>i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration.

>>i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration

>you need to trade profitably for at least 6 years before you can trade options and futures

>>21679082
He’s actually right though. It’s statistically impossible to beat the market.

>>21680363
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

>>21680471
found the dumpest posr of the week
trips confirm

>>21680471
>It’s statistically impossible to beat the market.

>>21679280

more like $400 but ok

>>21680471

Anyone who was not in index funds when dot com hit has beaten the market by a big fat fucking margin.

>>21680446
Just wait until Vega Protocol is launched

>>21680517
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

>tfw you only invested 5% of your net worth into crypto
>tfw it's now 50% of your net worth

If only I invested 10%.

>invest your money in bitcoin for an easy 2x!
>those shitcoins that do 100x? they are scams!

>>21679082
It's literally true dumbass, post all the basedjacks you want

>>21680752
>zomg!! 4% gains in only a year!!!

Im the opposite and go 100% in the regular.
OMG made me 11k today, feels amazing

>only invest what you can afford to lose

>>21678926
bros i'm at 200k. what should I buy and hold to nearly guaranteed 1mm by EOY?

>>21679750
>i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration.

>oh you can't buy it on coinbase? I'll pass. I only invest in legit projects.

>please distribute these meme images I found to the team to accompany their posts on 4chan along with this text file of shilling strategies

to be fair it's a good idea to have enough for a few years of living in fiat (I keep it in stablecoins tho, high yield), as crypto can crash a lot and then you would be forced to sell low just to survive. I keep about 8 years worth of living expenses, everything else (86%) in crypto.
If there's a sudden major crash (like in March) I can load up

>>21680978
This
>let your money work for you
>...you still have to work for your money tho

>>21679082
My friend who I thought was smart told me this recently

>>21681036
unironically RSR

JUST WORK FOR 50 YEARS BRO

>give me the elevator pitch as to why I should invest in your project

>>21681036
>bros i'm at 200k. what should I buy and hold to nearly guaranteed 1mm by EOY?
SNX, AAVE, YFI, REN

The Last of Us 2? Dude that game was freaking awesome! And Abby is a total badass bro!

>>21679421
>speculative investments such as gold
which fucking retard said this.

that being said I'm around 75% crypto 25 % >this >>21679082

>>21680763
>>21680471
ofcourse its statistically impossible to beat the market, but that is if you don't know wtf you're talking about. If for instance you just know that a crypto project is going to moon because you actualyl know the technology and that it will be huge then you need to get in there asap.

also the dot com argument yes. You're retarded if youre not into the crypto hype. literally retarded.

>you don't lose anything if you don't sell

>I have a 401k

>>21679503
This but unironically. Not even LARPing.

>>21681023
Jokes on them

I can afford to lose everything

>>21681514

crypto is pump and dump. There is no use cases for a single coin so your "technology" argument is moot.

Coins pump because people want -get rich quick- scams, not because of "muh technology".

>>21681198
>to be fair it's a good idea to have enough for a few years of living in fiat (I keep it in stablecoins tho, high yield), as crypto can crash a lot
stopped reading there. you do know that the feds are going on a fucking rampage printing money right? this will hit the whole fucking world because all index funds are 60-75 % balanced around america. everyone will get fucked

>>21681023
This isn't bad advice though. You wanna see people who got their lives destroyed go to the Ampleforth telegram.

>>21680763
>Anyone who was not in index funds when dot com hit has beaten the market by a big fat fucking margin.

>>21681600
Inflation isn't going to get that bad that soon, and once eth moons and starts bringing staking income fiat portion is going to be 1% or something.
Also I'm getting ~100% APY on stablecoins

>>21679864
Too late

>>21681586
jesus fuck.. have you even read about Reserve? it's a live product with a pool tied to real assets. not just muh DMG nigger liens

>>21681586
>here is no use cases for a single coin
> he doesn't know.

hhohohoho do I have a project for you. I am not going to tell you tho, because you sound like a know it all faggot. however there is a project out there that will blow the fuck up since it has a working project a literal working project with a real life use case. But I'm not telling you faggot I don't want you to make it because you sound like pic related.

>>21680943
I‘ve completely obliterated the market. My portfolio is 40%LINK 40% TSLA 20% Gold and a small 4x Long on ETH
Made 4000% since mid-2018
If you can’t outperform the market you’re a retard

>>21681740
You gonna be a sad person in 3 months

>>21681766
Cope

>>21681586
>crypto is pump and dump. There is no use cases for a single coin so your "technology" argument is moot.
>Coins pump because people want -get rich quick- scams, not because of "muh technology".
>Yeah, but it's not REAL money!!!

>>21679198
I'm keking hard, it's so cringe

>>21681766
I’m going to be very happy. I‘m about to dump TSLA for BTC/ETH/LINK split and ride it for a year. Dumping my crypto for gold, then scooping up the mortgage default real estate in the Summer of 2022. Should have about 40 millions by then. Currently at 450k Started with $3000.

>>21681740
Of course you can out perform the market year to year, I'm talking about consistently beating the market with stocks for like 20 years+.

Doesn't happen

>>21681957
good shit , but youre still a faggot.

I'll be at a few hundred k in a few months time just watch. might buy a cheap home but idk.

who else puts so much money into crypto (and takes no returns) that you actually have to ration your food to make it through the month?

i do

>>21680752
Thats enough for 1 half weeks groceries

>>21680446
> hou need to day trade for at least 2 years before you can expect consistent profits.

>dividends

>>21681036
Get a good split of ETH-RSR-OCEAN

>>21678926
fuck you, i'm 100% faggot.

>Dude, you haven’t read the whitepaper??! Uuuum you have to do you own research, man!

>>21679750
found the numale

seething

>>21681766
>y-you're gonna be sorry

>>21681650
Where are you parking your stablecoins for that?

>>21682386
same

>>21681662
I have a feeling I know what it is

>>21681650
where are you getting 100% returns on stablecoins?

>>21682983
>>21683003
currently curve crv mining

>>21679198
i like them, they’re shockingly accurate. i work with a gay guy who looks EXACTLY like OPs pic. and he acts like an insufferable faggot too.

>>21681581

Based

>>21679082
Lol no. You know what I did in april once the bank finally agreed that I'm a respectable wagecuck that can get a credit? I took a loan of $5k and after a ton of research I bought shitloads of crypto from top 100 and a few shitcoins.

Managed to buy almost 100k XIO at $0.01 cuz I knew about the project since the BOMB airdrop, and after the May pump I started to rebuy lower and since then I kept diversifying here and there into smaller defi projects, like STA, LOCK, SWAP, JRT, RING and a few others that got shilled around here.
Sold some of them, kept a few, and now I'm at $150-200k, and the bull market barely started.

The trick is to research the shit out of the coins you invest into, and figure out if they have good pumpamentals, low supply, hype value, marketing and all that, and then you just need strong hands. Been in this game since 2017 and it's always the same, the iron hands always win. Stay away from scams, dyor and once you get a mooncoin take some profits out and diversify into others so you can multiply your gains.

>>21683498
>Lol no. You know what i did

>based

>it's about time in the market, not timing the market

>>21679750
>i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration.

>>21680831
then it would be worth 100% of your net worth. you'd lose everything else. not worth it imo.

>dyor

>>21680193
based

>>21679750
>i hope someone kidnaps you, breaks your arms and legs, ties you to a canoe, dumps honey all over your body and sends you out to rot in the swamp for the sun to boil your skin, insects to swarm your mouth and fester in your own waste until you die from agony and dehydration.

>>21680943
S()y

>>21679750
>Writes pronoun with lower case

>>21679503
what the fuck this is me

>>21679421
I bet he has a nasal voice

>>21678926
I am now 99% crypto

>>21679750

Are you a classicist? This is straight out of Herodotus.

>>21685316
They said I could be anything...
So I became a shitcoin

>>21679938
>How to get the Shrek body

>>21679750
>scaphism
why do you read so much about torture and execution techniques? do you get off on that tranny?