/biz/ - Business & Finance

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disgusting cartoon incel

I'm fucking ruined.

imagine not owning TSLA or AAPL stock right now.

>>21683128
Thread theme for tonight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uPoDNEn3I0

>>21683217
Or good calls thereof...

>>21683217
All the normies gonna miss the train, either too poor or they buy their stocks too late and won't be registered for the Record Date tomorrow.

>anime

>never traded before
>too much of a pussy to buy a call or put
>decide to sell a 7.50 8/21 put on BLNK for a free 44 dollars at the time

well they seemed like a good company that I wouldn't mind owning 100 shares of if they dipped...

Why the fuck are options for CRBP so expensive, and is it better to write credit spreads or covered calls on a company that's basically a dude weed lmao company that's operating on massive debt, yet continues to pump?

I'll be sacrificing these two red steaks to the grill to guarantee the greenest Friday in history.

how do i fix my portfolio anons

Lci chads.... I don’t feel so good ;(

Anyone going all in on PM?

>>21683255
why would tomorrow be the record day? i thought the splits happened on the 31st?

>>21683255
Stobbit. This is mean spirited b8.

I licked a girl’s armpit once but she had deodorant on so it burned my tongue

I sold all my Amazon and Tesla in March.

>>21683284
>selling puts at the top
yikes good luck anon

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>>21683217
>Have FNGU instead and get triple leveraged in both

>>21683352
There are no lci chads. Only bitter bagholders.

>>21683332
What's to fix? Looks pretty comfy to me.

>>21683255
what happens if you buy tomorrow or after that but before the split?

Damn bro I can believe tomorrow is Saturday already, the week went fast

>>21683255
Why do people keep posting this silliness

>>21683325
god speed grill master

>>21683369
I would kill myself, I don't know how I could live with that. Why didn't you buy back?

>>21683284

>never traded before
>decide to delve into advanced trading strategies

>>21683369
but why... tesla I could understand but why the fuck would you sell amazon at the start of a pandemic where everyone is afraid to leave the house?

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>>21683423
That's a man

>>21683325
can I come plz? I'll invite you to my BBQ saturday

>>21683423
its thursday anon....

>>21683357
Don't go all in on anything

I do think PMs have a good chance to go up after this short squeeze on the dollar finishes

>>21683100
literally 90%+ retail investors do. So what do we learn from this, children?

>>21683332
You're heavily weighted towards the top of the alphabet. Maybe it is because those are the first stocks that you see when you scroll your watchlist?
You need to put some meat in your portfolio, try adding some stocks with ticker letters towards the middle and end of the alphabet (M, N, R, S, X, Y are decent letters to try)

UP

>uncontrollably urge to jack off to bbc porn in the bathroom at work

Does anyone know this feel?

>>21683254
>TSLA splits
>buy as many calls as possible for 2-3 months out
>get rich

>>21683325
>that discoloration
Bro u good?

>>21683367
Same I also tried sucking on toes before
Shit was nasty

>>21683440
I meant to say I've never option traded

>>21683506
That's the plan pretty much.

>>21683467
Of course, all /smg/ bros are invited, except name fags

hmm maybe I should have set the apple strike price a little higher, oh well.

>>21683512
Sex is gross.

GBTC

>>21683486
Not specifically, but sometimes I have to urge to do something out of place in order to not feel locked up in arbitrary circumstances like work, school or other gay meaningless shit.

>>21683325
i wouldn't feed those to my dog desu

>>21683510
That's garlic salt and pepper, no worries.

>>21683512
maybe if she washes off first it’ll be good

>>21683438
>>21683443
i thought i was smart, intended to buy back later but then the market recovered way faster than i expected and i didn't want to buy for more than i sold

My goal in life is to have enough money to pay black BVLLS to pound my soggy diaper covered twink boi pussi for AT LEAST two hours a day

>>21683325
>buys tbones
>best part missing
nmgi fren

>>21683128
HAPPY IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE DAY!

>>21683545
Ty :^)

>>21683128
> Weekend soon
Why would you remind me?

>>21683628
just go to prison, faggot.

>>21683628
That's probably $50 per day

>>21683406
>have calls instead and get 10x leverage in both

>>21683588
At that point why bother though
I just want to get in and then get the fuck out

>>21683616
That suffering would twist me inside out non stop, to sell at the March dip and watch these companies skyrocket. I would no joke happily kill myself, to lose that much money in the moment where everyone could use some more and all these stocks hit ATH every day.

>>21683632
They were really cheap I lost 12% over the last 2 days.

so how am i supposed to handle this TSLA and AAPL situation now, given the regrets some anons have of selling earlier in the year?

do i just hold this shit forever now?

>>21683369
>>21683692
>that feel when I didn't even start investing until a month ago
Feels like I missed an opportunity of a lifetime.

How do i force myself to do the opposite of my investment choices?

>>21683721
I'm going to enter at the split and hold forever.

>>21683721
Hold until you have enough to buy a house with 80% of your portfolio, keep the 20% in case it moons further to fund your retirement a bit. Foolproof strategy that reduces the chance of suicide by 90%.

>>21683790
why wouldn't you enter now in that case? can't afford it or something?

>>21683814
I only have $4500 and I want to divide it among the two.

My German MSM are extremely shilling entering the stock market since a couple of weeks. Which I treat as a signal not to engage at the moment. Enlighten me, /smg/, is my gut feeling correct?

>>21683837
ah. i basically put 10k in TSLA and 20k in AAPL this morning.

>>21683837
1 TSLA and the rest in AAPL would be okay. Go for it.

I went all in on tesla today. My entire 25k portfolio. Am i gonna make it?

>>21683865
If I buy TSLA tomorrow will I still get the split?

>>21683721
if you already made a good profit i would hold until first sign of falling then sell. maybe set a selling stop loss for it of an acceptable % drop. that way you are at least guaranteed profit.

i dont know, i bought at $450 and sold at $750 and regret selling but on the other hand im happy i made profit and didnt lose. so if you have a high profit level right now maybe its worth not risking losing it all and sell to keep it. you can alwasy rebuy if it dumps

im waiting for the irrational bubble to pop and then ill rebuy it again.

>>21683895
Yes

>>21683844
No one knows man, it can crash again in 2020 or people simply refuse to crash it and keep their shares as the economy recovers. It always does, this "pandemic" was a joke after all, so only Tourism suffers due to bad political decisions. Sweden is doing great and they had no lockdowns at all.
I have some gold and silver just in case, but it seems like the market will ride as long as the entire world collectively decides to continue to print more money.

>>21683474
You can outperform when it's going up, outperform when it's going down, or trust your luck. But odds are, your luck isn't that good.

How much money do I need to pull this off

>>21683471
Hes Australian

If I buy Tesla RIGHT NOW, is that a bad idea? I don't wanna buy high sell low

How much of a window are we gonna get for buying TSLA calls on the 31st? I can only imagine it's gonna skyrocket in price and at 7:30 option prices will explode too. Fuck.

>>21683895
Yeah, same with Apple. I don't know if you're young, but if you're like 23 and hold this shit for 7 years, it will be worthwhile.

>>21683959
based dicaprio

>>21683925
the problem with this idea and trying to time it like that is that you have just as much of a chance of it taking off further after you sell it and it not dipping back substantially enough for the selling to be worth it.

>>21683895
Yes, you have until a week from tomorrow

>>21683128
Bros I need GOLD to go to $31 tomorrow, or I'll lose all my money on weekly options.

>>21683987
Don't sell then, buy, hold till it's deep in green and decide if you wanna sell for a quick small buck or hold longer for the potential bigger gain.

>>21684020
>Playing GOLD options when you can play FAGMAN options
?

>>21683692
Looking at YouTube videos from 3rd world countries helps me get through it.

>>21683616
Did you sell at a profit?

Will dow jones ever go up again? My inheritance depends on it

>>21683934
>>21683993
>>21684015
In another thread someone made a big deal about today being the last day due to the trade settling monday and monday being the record date.

>buy TSLA/AAPL
>hold until they double in value
>sell half
>you now have shares of these companies you can hold forever risk free

>>21683959
also i think you need money + looks or fame to pull off that quality.

>>21683856
god damnit I keep reading about everyone going hard on aapl and my fucking funds didn't settle so I could only buy 5 AHHH

>>21684054
I got tricked by an old jew, he told me sweet lies.

Steaks are done frens. Just waiting on the baked potatoes. Namefags can have the gristle.

>>21684059
Yes, so there's that at least. And I've bought other stocks so as long as Trump wins I should be all right in the long run. But it's typical my luck nonetheless.

>>21684057
Cope, niggers from Uganda wouldn't sell. The entire village would pile their dollars to buy a share in March and they sold it today to feed their children for the next 7 generations.

I'm about to FOMO my 11k into AAPL/TSLA

>>21684002
so how do you determine the best time to sell? personal factors like needing the money for real estate?

>>21684096
It was me, I think it's funny to see people panic. Reddit is convinced that if you don't buy tomorrow, you'll miss the train. So I just make the FOMO and watch them panic for no reason.

>>21683925
see: >>21683616
>>21683369

i don't want to be that anon.

>>21684115
i basically went 1/4th into TSLA and 1/2 into AAPL, with 1/4th left over for day trading degeneracy. i figured it should double up on one and that AAPL was the safer bet but TSLA is probably going to make more in the short term since it's more speculative so i might sell it if it spikes up hard a week to a month after the split.

Stock market is now like 95% company backed shitcoins. Hilarious. Boomers mad.

>>21684134
top kek

they walk 5 miles and back per day just for water. and internet connection to the trade market.

>>21684176
So what is the point of the "record date" if you still get the split if you buy between the "record date" and the split date.

>>21684097
You have time, it's an important component, often neglected. If you don't sell, you double the speed of potential gains. If you own TSLA and AAPL there is no risk of them going out of business.

>>21684128
That looks like nigger shit. Wouldnt even give that to my hamster

>>21684233
Rude. Don't insult my steaks please. Don't be jelly.

>>21684229
It's for the Stock Brokers, not us, Retail Investors.

>>21684200
yep, new generation of investors took over

>>21684057
>>21684215
can you post some 3rd world youtube kino?
like what is your favorite 3rd world video of all time?

>>21684233
It's the lighting.

>>21684274
enjoy anon

>>21684184
>i don't want to be that anon.

SHORT TSLA TOMORROW FOR BIG GAINS

>>21684155
that or i hear some news that makes me think that the company is shit all of a sudden and no one wants to buy it anymore. it's something im still thinking about, doing more of a swing trade vs. long term holding.

i just know that this shit is gonna print because of the split. but the companies are still good so it might be worth it to just hold them and not do shit with them for at least a year. i remember there was one anon that talked about how he had some AAPL shares from his dad or grandfather or something and never sold them so they just kept growing in value and splitting and were now worth a bunch. i don't see TSLA or AAPL going down significantly any time soon, i'd need some reason to believe they would do that.

hell i mean look at AMD. i sold that shit for a small profit during covid. if i had literally just held it would be worth double now. that's what im debating in regards to selling vs. holding.

>>21684287
So as long as I buy TSLA/AAPL before the open of the split date I'm good right?

>>21684138
It'll technically be worth the same after the splits but it will surge in price after and you'll have more shares so I think that means you make exponentially more money?

>>21683987
Its at ATH on just dick riders. Just like any other pump and dump, just wait for a dip, it will be spectacular.

Tesla to 2300 tomorrow checkem

>>21684344
Nah, I'm holding. It's basically a money printer at this point.

>don't buy at 300 wait for a dip
>don't buy at 800 wait for a dip
>don't buy at 1300 wait for a dip

lmao

>>21684352
Buy by close next Friday. The next Monday day starts trading at the new split.

Should I liquidate some of my ROTH and FOMO into AAPL/TSLA?

Already doing it in my taxable, but I have a lot more in my ROTH.

>>21684352
You have to buy before 31st of August, that's it. So deadline is Friday 28th. That fucking pump will be glorious, unless the Jews trick us and coordinate a massive dump on that day, we'll see.

>>21684322
Thanks fren, enjoy a massive green day tomorrow.

>>21684409
giddyup 409

>>21683325
Those look like absolute shit. Are they defrosted or did they sit in your fridge for a few days?

>>21684447
yes. buy aapl and tsla if you like money. don't buy if you like being poor. your choice anon.

>>21684471
I wish I had time to fire up the grill, but I gotta get off work, go get the kids put in bed for school and do it all over again tomorrow.

>>21684128
Brah, why cook the steaks before the potatoes? Stakes take 11-18 minutes depending on thickness/temp. Also, medium rare or GTFO.

Baked potatoes at 425 in the over, glazed with oil and sea salt for 45 minutes is the only way to go.

t. Managed a national chain restaurant for years.

Also, Darden is expensive. Waiting for a dip.

Will RKT ever dip again?
I saw it listed as overpriced, but it seems to have momentum now.

>>21683217

Whats Tesla doing right now thats justifiying its price?
Anything changed on the very company besides of 2 or 3 gigafactories.
Do you yourself own a Tesla?
Anyone in your near family ?

Unemployment is still at high numbers. People rather safe for food right now after they experienced this messed up situation.
No one will lease or buy Tesla , only rich folks and rich folks soon get bored if you dont serve them a new plate every now and then.

Nationwide a full electric car community would kill the electric grid and cause a meltdown.
Do you even know how much those Teslies charge with?
Something around 250Kw/h which has to be delivered 24/7 from the energy firm because you want to charge your car whenever asap right?

250.000W(calculated back to Watt) times 111 million (current cars in the USA that will be "replaced") = 27.750.000.000kw = 27.8 Billion KwH

The entire USA produced around 4.2 Billion KwH in entire 2019 , goodluck with grid meltdown Efags

>>21684320
i was just joking about that. But i do know that i'm richer than half the planet and it does help to keep that in mind when you make bad moves in the stock market.

ADVchina is pretty nice for some videos from china. apart from a few top tier cities china really is a 3rd world country.

i also know about the "rare earth" channel, which is pretty underrated
https://www.youtube.com/user/ColChrisHadfield/videos

is 35% of my poorfolio in AAPL and TSLA enough? i like my MSFT and PYPL shares, i don't want to sell

>>21684510
$17k to buy AAPL & TSLA
How would you split it?

>>21683217
I bought 1 share for the fun of it. One of my positions is may be primed for a decent gain next week, so I may cash out on it and throw at TSLA before close on the 28th.

>>21684507
They are discolored because of the seasoning. Jesus anons.

>>21684553
Not exactly an achievement, brother

>>21684544
I'm on vacation and have been smoking weed all day, my judgement isn't the best right now.

>>21684548
They had the first ever not negative earnings report and sois came piling up inflating the price.
Even musk knows it's not real.

>>21684184
I'm going like 65% aapl, I don't trust tesla whatsoever despite the money, like 10% long hold verx, then keeping a wuarter for the same day trade style degeneracy or just like a wkhs type thing I'd like to get back into

futures are light green

>>21684548
bro why are you trying to do math so late in the day

>>21684627
They are fine. They are just discolored because of the blood oxidation getting cooked.

No cross hash marks though. Whatta fuck, man. Cross hash marks are essential to a steak. Fucking casuals

I just put in an order to sell FSKAX to FOMO into 3 shares of TSLA

>>21684756
I'm definitely no Gordon Ramsay. Just a high dude who wanted steaks. They were on sale at based Kroger for $5.99/lb. Let's not kids ourselves, everyone would buy them at that price.

BABA chads how will friday look for us?

Why yes, I had my fun with Tesla but I put all my profits into Apple. How could you tell?

Aren't you supposed to buy AFTER the stock split so you can scoop up stocks for less? Or is the goal to own x5 of TSLA and AAPL and wait until they're profitable? Just to be clear I'm not buying anything just learning

>>21684797
I don't blame you anon. I go to my local grocery store in the mornings and get the steaks that were cut yesterday that they mark down with like 25% off coupons. Taste great.

>>21684842
It almost doesn't matter, unless there is a market hype and everyone piles up on the new cheap stocks of amazing companies. Then it's in your best interest to buy before that happens.

>>21684809
Both are overvalued
Get AUY while it’s cheap

>>21684891
and the split will attract the robin kiddies for both stocks.

>>21684548
how can bears be so wrong and still be bears? don't you run out of money on your tsla shorts at some point?

>>21684797
Post cooked

Why didn't you save him bros

>>21684617
1/3rd in TSLA 2/3rds in AAPL, im not gonna do the math but that's roughly what i did.

is there an etf of companies not run by boomers?

How many pounds of steak can Timmy afford post-Apple split if steak is $5.99/lb and Timmy has 100 shares of Apple pre-split?

>>21684927
Do they have so much market power that their trades are visible?

>>21684984
I'm probably going to sell everything but FOCPX. That thing has been a monster for me.

When's the TSLA and AAPL sell off? Next Friday or the Monday after that?

>>21684797
It's not hard. Invest a good 30 minutes on YouTube and you'll learn overtime with practice.

It makes a huge difference in taste and presentation. You will never spend stupid amounts of money in a steak house again.

HEB had a sale on 14 oz new York strips for $4 (any restaurant worth its salt will retail it for $30+)

I basically took 80% of the stock in a few trips. Throw those bitches in my deep freezer.

Always buy sales on steaks.

>>21684544
>medium rare or GTFO
I used to know a guy who preferred well-done with ketchup.

Was today the last day to get in on TSLA before the split or tomorrow? Asking for a friend

>>21684891
lol it's all just a show isn't it, economics is wierd

>>21685051
Not a single person on this planet knows.

>>21685084
Lurk more, it was mentioned here.

>>21685057
the really smart move is learning that you can actually order a whole cow and have it professionally butchered for you for only a couple hundred bucks, they separately package everything for you and ship it to you, and then you just need to have a big ass freezer to store them in. boom, delicious beef all year for cheap.

it's something i've always wanted to do if i ever make it financially and have my own place.

>>21684943

I dont have shorts on tesla anon

I just dont get the hype

The electric production is nowhere to meet demand for everyone who wants to buy Electric.
Renewables are a joke , fluctuating shieit no one needs and ruins the look of the area.

Fusion energy is also just a theory , until then we are forced on oil / hydro / natural gas
and fusion is nowhere to be ready to be tested around 2030/2040ish

>>21684968
Already did in this thread
>>21685057
Yeah I picked up cooking since the pandemic, still learning as I go, but buying meat whenever it's in sale.

>>21685078
was his name donald?

>>21685009
The same amount as now since value remains unchanged. The question is unanswerable since we don't know tims checking account balance and he isn't parting with a sweet aweet apple just to eat 1 day

>>21685078
fucking soys man. You did the right thing and unfriended him, right?

>>21684128
left looks okay, the fat strip on the right one cause it to curl from heat and youd have been better off trimming it slightly to keep an even char on your meat. Will need to see the inside to truly judge

>>21684896
>trannyposter giving stock advice

>>21684020
The fuck are you doing holding weekly options, that shit should be daytraded only

You should do a month out minimum if you plan to hold so you can still recover some value if it doesn't look good after a week or two

>>21684129
your luck is that you made money instead of going poor after already hitting the lottery that is being born in the United States of fucking America? Sounds like youve gor better luck than 99% of the world. Youre 1 mindset adjustment away from being the happiest man you know

>tfw only up 20% since April

>>21685157
I just got off my shift at Goodyear, give me a break. I'm not even meeming

>>21685165
i don't get it either anon, don't worry. but the hype is real. and it has continued to be real. and likely will continue to be real for the foreseeable future. i thought the fiasco with the cyber truck where he broke the windows was going to be where it dumped, but nope.

at some point you just have to accept the hype is real and make a profit off of it. the better question is what would cause the hype to stop being real? why would people want to not keep buying TSLA stock? that's the REAL question. and it has little to do with the now. i think the hype mostly has to do with what people expect in the future. also elon has a cult following, if he died i'd probably exit immediately to be fair.

honestly i might just take my profits a couple of weeks after the split when it pumps significantly and put it into AAPL though. i just know this forward split is free money though so im taking advantage of it, AAPL i might hold for years though.

CLSK CHADS RISE UP

>>21684128
Nice man, forget the other weirdos. Dudes always criticize everyone else's steak, as if they made perfect steaks themselves. I bet they tasted fucking delicious

>>21685197
Might as well have been.
>>21685228
Haven't talked to him since college. To this day I'll never understand why.
>>21685330
It's ok. I'm at a net 25% since June. There's always more plays to be made.

uh everything i've read online tells me it's a terrible idea to hold leveraged ETFs long-term, but i see its performance and just exclaim stocks only go up.
im terrified but also greedy at the same time. What the fuck do i do
also HQU (2x QQQ traded in canadian dollars) has an expense ratio of 1.52%, how bad is that really

for the record I'd be doing this in a TFSA (tax-free) where i can't margin trade or do options. I can get away with daytrading until the CRA decides i'm too successful and want their tax cut if they decide my TFSA is being used as a business instead of a personal savings account.

>>21683700
checked, i feel that /biz/let bro. Looked good once cooked. Enjoy!

>>21685262
I ended up cooking they about medium well, left them in a little too long. They are still delicious though.

>>21685330
That's basically tech in a nutshell.

Safe investment with small gains.

Real chads do airlines, cruises, and oil meme stocks.

I'm up 120% for since March.

>>21685330
>that feel when down 80% since July
I guess it's a good thing I'm a poorfag since it wasn't that much

>>21685341
How much money you got in tesla? In stocks in general? Just curious

>>21685441
i don't think you get it.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaeldurkheimer/2017/05/22/the-trump-ketchup-controversy/

>>21685494
Literally stop playing with options

>>21685448
>how bad is that really
Like 3x higher than it should be despite the limited upside compared to real 3x qqq, let alone real 3x qqq in a real currency like usd.

>>21685524
I've never touched options

>>21684632
but it helps to cope. far too many forget to be thankful for what they've got. i don't even need to farm to survive.

As you guys are far more educated than myself, I would like to read your opinion about Libra, facebook´s coin. https://www.novi.com/
Personal opinion, this is the one that will get mass adoption to happen. I don´t know what the deal is but I know this is a big one. The Big One. And as you can see my opinion is very settled, but I would still like to hear yours.

>>21684128
looks good

>>21683545
>Shrek Poo

>>21685559
Then start doing the opposite of what you have been doing

>>21685482
As long as you enjoyed it thats all that really matters. Did you.... eat two fucking t bones by yourself?

>>21685505
around 10k out of 50k total. i mostly day trade though but some opportunities like this are too good to pass up. forward splits on big name brand companies don't happen every day.

>>21685629
Stop trading commodities and using margin?

Will AAL ever bounce back?

>>21685588
Idk kek that shit is entirely unpredictable

>>21685474
Thanks!

>>21685663
Buy and hold long. You obviously fucked up majorly to lose 80% in one of the best bull markets in our lifetimes. Boomers are doing better than you dude

>>21685636
Lol no, I plan to save the other one for tomorrow and make steak and eggs.

>>21683246
why can't this be the national anthem?

>>21683128
kek when was this made?
love it!

>>21685636
BIG DOGS IN THE HEAT?

LET THEM BIG DOGS EAT

>>21685588
I don't know much about cryptocurrency, but in my limited experience with it, it's always a big hassle. You always have to pay fees that I consider outrageous to buy cryptocurrency, or to exchange one type with another. As a currency, it's just more of a hassle to use compared with dollars. As an investment, it's just currency, it's not productive.
Why would anyone want to pay extra fees for that? I can buy, hold, and sell stocks for free, plus I get paid to hold them over time.

>>21684617
mostly in tsla

>>21685005
Check all the ARK etfs

>>21685388
$7 next week

Tsla is 3% of qqq now

bought 1 TSLA @ 1900 (my only).
do I buy another?

>>21685005
Tech companies started in the past 10 years or so. Especially if they still haven't made any net revenue.

>>21685779
Yeah ark holdings are a goldmine of ideas

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>PELOSI SAYS TIMING IS NOT RIGHT FOR A SMALLER CORONAVIRUS RELIEF BILL

>>21685779
At least post cute trannies.

>>21684128
I flipped through every image in the thread looking for this one. Good job anon and God bless America

Please take my Strawpoll, I'm doing analysis on if we have reached peak TSLA FOMO yet and I want to see what percentage of people here have bought it.

https://www.strawpoll.me/20804298

>>21685832

Tesla is in a period of rapid growth where every penny of capital is being plowed back into infrastructure development and R+D. They have open sourced their patents in the comfortable knowledge that even if the other manufacturers leap on them and duplicate their technology, Tesla will still be several years ahead in terms of design, and even more in terms of infrastructure required to build the product.

It certainly looks like Tesla will dominate the market in both energy storage and EVs for years to come. It’s hard to compete if you’re struggling to merely catch up. Battery storage and EVs will become increasingly more important over the next decade, and simple economics will drive the change, assisted by the environmental benefits that such technology delivers.

If the stock market is doing so well why is it crabbing like no other? You fags said it only goes up and now I've lost my money.

>>21685832
What she really means is that we need a BIGGER relief bill.

Chinks are giving free three months to Level 2 data on their spyware Webull app.

>>21685887
God bless the USA and God bless TQQQ.

>>21685762 It looks like there will be no fees, stable coins 1:1 with USD, GBP and some others. I don´t see it as an investment, thou it will more likely make profits for early adopters, but I think they will try to implement digital currency globaly with this one. Specially in developing countries where facebook and whatsapp are pretty much a must have. But yeah, maybe it doesn´t have that much appeal in the US unless it really gives some benefit to encourage its adoption for daily peer to peer, peer to small business payments.

>>21685947
How the fuck do you lose money in this generation-defining market? Get your shit together or just throw all your money into TQQQ and never take it out.

i think the problem that is dawning on me now with stocks is that it's generally far more profitable to just fucking buy some good shit like AAPL and wait for years if not decades, doing nothing. but that's boring. but my boring feeling is the wrong one.

im still gonna day trade with like 10-20k from now on but i think that's it. if it does well great if it doesn't do well i don't really give a shit, it's basically gambling but usually profitable gambling because i actually learned risk management and how to trade breakouts and fakeouts properly.

>>21685947
>he lost money in this market

It's not crabbing dude, it's going up. Stop trying to outsmart the market by doing a bunch of option plays or whatever the fuck you are doing, you aren;'t as smart as you think. Buy and hold

>>21685710
Yeah, trying to trade gold and silver wasn't the best idea. I don't have a problem with buying and holding, but I don't have much left at this point so unless I put my money into the next thing that moons it'll be forever until I see decent returns.

>sold Tesla at $1600 before split announcement
Who else is salty that they’re missing out on this

>>21685938
Toyota builds 70x as many cars as Tesla every year yet TSLA's marketcap dwarfs Toyota.
However imagine having 70x the share making something that will likely be outlawed within a couple of decades
This is the calculus of why TSLA wins

Bros, I'm getting that urge to read futa doujins again...

>>21686041
Are you retarded? They've been rumoring about doing a split for like two months now.

>>21684128
Meh, I do them stovetop with spooning the burning butter on top. I think grill is better for marinated meat imo

>>21685947
>I've lost my money
In this market? You're shitposting a little too hard anon

>>21683325
>these red steaks
>posts pink steaks

>>21686099
I thought about that but it was such a nice day out I wanted to grill.

>>21684384
yes

>>21685832
They can’t let people think that Trump was their savior! Even if they starve, let them fucking starve. Democrats ladies amd gentlemen.

>>21685832
Do I not have enough UVXY?

>>21686052
Toyota pioneered the consumer hybrid and has BEV for sale already. Yes, the production switch over will be battery crunch hell, but that's pretty much all that stops Toyota from deciding all 2021 Corollas will be electric.

>me waiting joyfully knowing I will buy TQQQ at 100 tomorrow

>>21686215
>that's pretty much all that stops Toyota
cope

>>21686180
Not a steak expert. I normally do ny strip. Take out 1 hr before cooking and pat dry + lots of salt. Cook on super hot pan with butter and oil spooning the hot butter juice atop. About 6 min total.

>>21686228
whats the hype behind TQQQ, curious

>>21686065
where do i go to get my TSLA rumors so i know shit ahead of time? please don't say stocktwits

>>21686236
Not an argument

>>21686244
>TQQQ hype
Probably the 90x gains and practically uninterrupted upward trajectory that shows signs of only speeding up. That could be it

>>21686244
It looks better than stocks because its leveraged and no one sees graphs for leveraged returns normally. Also qqq has winners.

>>21686228

I'm waiting for a dip on TQQQ. That shit is too expensive right now.

>>21686244
It's literally just QQQ but leveraged 3x. It tracks the daily movement of QQQ, times 3. If QQQ goes up 1% in a day, TQQQ goes up 3%ish.

>0.3% of auto market share
>negligible part of the battery market
>defunct solar roof business
>valued more than Walmart
You will be interviewed by future generations about what it was like to live during the muskcoin bubble

>>21686065
Oh shit bro where do I get a crystal ball to see into the future like you. Fuck you faggot I still made 4x gains I’m just salty I could be making 5x gains

how pussy would i be selling my leveraged QQQ to put it into normal QQQ instead

>>21686303
You remind me of many Anons who waited for Tesla and Apple dips. Now they are no longer with us.

>>21686324
Yeah, everyone who owns tqqq bought more qqq this week.via rebalance

Alright, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna FOMO into TSLA tomorrow at open. I'm willing to hold beyond the eventual announcement of their updated level 5 driving AI, at which point I could justify the price it's at today.

And should the Workhorse contract news be favorable I'll likely sell off a large portion and double down on post split Tesla, since it has more legs and hype surrounding it.

>>21685721
Love some steak and eggs. Personally I'd have either stripped it out and hit it on the cast iron to have hot with my eggs nice and rare, but im a real cunt about my red meat. Not send it back at a restaurant level cunt, but a bit uptight

>>21686367
>how pussy would i be selling my leveraged QQQ to put it into normal QQQ instead
At least this pussy

>>21686215
>>21686280
Toyota Motor has the goal to sell 500,000 electric vehicles worldwide in 2025, that's less than Tesla's current production and Tesla has three Gigafactories coming online near the end of the year which will easily push their production over a million vehicles per year.

Don't look at what you think the companies can do, look at what they actually say they can do and then realize that they're probably overestimating it.

is there any better financial instrument to day trade besides AMD? curious about opinions of any other day traders here, what you like to trade and why.

>>21686420
>I’m ready to settle down, I’ve had enough of boys, now I’m looking for a man.

>>21686430
Anon was implying near term ICE bans, which would force much more rapid electrification than market forces alone.

All that said, the only auto sector company I own is WKHS, because they're the only company that can legally sell an electric delivery van in 50 states plus Canada

Should I drop my QQQ at open and put it all into TQQQ? Or at least wait for a TQQQ dip?

>>21686488
>would force much more rapid electrification than market forces alone
No, it would just force riots and starvation until that government were thrown out. No one outside of CA and NY is going to deal with AOC's shit.

>>21686438
Banks
Markets go down, the easiest money is in shorting/puts on financials. I don't think even boomer should long most of those either.

Dude would've made 17k today by just throwing this all into tesla. If he bought tsla rn he'd have like 660 shares and could sell covered calls but he's retarded.

>>21686530
The only people who care about newly built ICE cars are middle class luddites who watch cable TV. People who actually riot, mostly blacks, can't afford a new car anyways. They'll be driving 2002 Civics well into 2030.

>>21686571
Seems like fake bait

>>21686571
660 after the split

>>21686417
When I was cooking them I honestly thought I was gonna eat them both, after eating one I knew it was not fucking possible. But now that I'm full I can go back to worrying about my FL put.

>>21686597
Middle class luddites don't deliver 60% of all products destined for store shelves; Trucks do. You're sounding like a tesla cultist right off of their reddit board with your dumbass complaining that the only people who can't adapt to a Tesla are whiny evil middle class people.

>>21686571
Omg I hope this is fake. Jesus Christ...

>>21686571
posters like that are just trolling with their practice trading accounts

>>21686571
bUt TeSlA iS a BuBbLe!

>>21686679
Nobody is going to ban existing ICE vehicles because that's fucking dumb, for the obvious reasons you've already pointed out. A ban on the sale of new ICE vehicles, or some prohibitive tax, is absolutely a realistic near future prospect.

>>21686548
any banks in particular doing a lot of daily volume and/or have hype or cult status? and are you day trading them every day or just on days when the SPY opens down or what? we're talking intraday here not holding overnight.

>>21686663
You're my kind of friend thinking he can put down two one inch t bones. Youre definitely welcome to my bbq on Saturday

>>21686597
Wrong. I am waiting for Toyota plug in hybrids. 40 miles electric range for daily commutes but has the ICE so can have 600 mile range for road trips.

Help how do I fix my portfolio

>>21686244
QQQ only goes up.
Therefore TQQQ only goes up more.

>>21686798
Doesn't the Prius C already do that? They're missing a trick if it doesn't.

Not bashing Telsa or ev in general but why would I bother to get another car when my corolla will outlast me? (barring some accident). It's garage kept most of the time (home + work) so it won't rust into a pile of shit on me. I don't put that many miles on it, especially now due to me being semi retired and all.

>>21686736
it doesn't sound very realistic
what politician wants to destroy that many jobs ?
most people realize that EVs aren't really more environmentally friendly compared to normal cars. The only reason that EVs have been successful so far is from significant subsidization; I think it's more likely that the EV subsidies decrease compared to having new taxes on traditional cars. Unless you're talking about some crazy place like California, of course they would ban gas cars just to show everyone how hip and cool they are.

>>21686832
doesn't look too bad
add some ITA or NOC

>>21686836
hilarious

>>21686379
That's what I did. Up 7% already. I sat on the sidelines long enough fuck it. I watch the shit all day. Not like I won't sell as soon as I feel trouble

>>21686490
Wait for a TQQQ dip.

>>21686832
here's how I built mine
>decide what sectors you want
>pick 2-3 best companies from that sector
>weight accordingly
Having it divided into sectors (which you can do in that app, I know because I use it) makes it much easier to see what's happening in your portfolio.
also dump BABA because Chyna tensions

>>21686832
More BABA obviously

>>21686832
Stop diversifying boomer. Just pick one or two that you believe in and fucking 50/50 or 60/40 them. All of the boomer rules are dead and you have to trade like a clown to make it in the clown market

>>21685448
>until the CRA decides i'm too successful
They don't care unless your account is worth 250k+. 500k seem to be the more common number to get their attention.

options have taught me an expensive lesson lads i think im ok with not touching them again and just putting my life in father elons hands now

>>21685679
Yes.

>>21686878
EVs are absolutely more environmentally friendly when you don't get your power from coal like retards. You're probably conflating the carbon equivalent emissions with local environmental damage. I don't care if we strip mine the entirety of Bolivia. I do care if we hit 5° over preindustrial. That would be terrifyingly bad.

I think the vast majority of people still underestimate how fucked we are. But it's becoming more and more undeniably self evident, and policy will follow.

>>21686913
My 60/40 is Tesla/apple may sprinkle some Microsoft in too for a lil. Razzle dazzle

>>21685832
>we want to delay until after election
>democrats

>>21686488
ICE bans wouldn't yet be on existing vehicles but on new vehicles which would only increase Tesla's margins because they would see even more demand. The other automakers couldn't suddenly switch over their production, hell they're already having major production issues and they've been forced to delay their EVs by years in some cases. This is before battery availability greatly decreases from cell demand and limits production output. You also have to consider that EV production has lower margins so they're incentivized to put it off as long as possible and their dealers won't sell EVs because they require much less service which is their main source of profit. If they go under Tesla will have a huge advantage because they built their ability to service vehicles without dealerships and the have the much better platform to sell their cars online.

You're missing the bigger picture here which is energy and autonomy. Tesla can make their cars cheaper than their competitors and make up the difference through their efficiency and through software.

>>21686740
WFC, C, and if you are feeling spicy BAC
There isn't really hype or cult status here. When the boomerstocks are going down or there is uncertainty all the hedge funds pull out of banks that much harder. Look at the past few red days yourself.

>>21686871
You wouldn't and shouldn't. If you're semi retired EV won't even matter til you can barely remember what a car is in 15 years. My unborn children won't recognize your corolla though

>>21686913
You are the diversified boomer if you go 50/50.
Try 100% and 400 shares of BABA

>>21686832
>usd

>>21686962
but changing the emissions from normal cars isn't going to make a great deal of difference in terms of total emissions.
It's some incredibly low number compared with total greenhouse gas emissions, compared to china or oil tankers or cows farting or whatever. right?

>>21686997
Why are you convinced that moat is sustainable, though? GM and Ford will probably flail helplessly, but Nip companies like Toyota and Honda have historically seen a huge amount of success when the car paradigm shifts (ie from landbarges to compacts, from full gas to hybrid). Tesla has first mover advantage, but valuing them as worth more than Volkswagen, GM and Ford combined is retarded.

>>21687061
China and India have the worst emissions by far.

>>21687061
>cows farting
Thats a frightening amount of greenhouse, or at least startling compared to what you think it'd be

>>21687003
i'll take a look at the charts tonight at least, thanks anon.

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>>21687061
Transportation is ~30% of all carbon emissions, and ~60% of that is light duty vehicles (cars, trucks). It's not enough in itself but it's a meaningful chunk.

>>21686962
Ah, so you are an AOC cultist. That explains that.

>>21687299
Okay, sure. You can be a pissy partisan while Siberia burns. I'm going to invest in reality, not the theater that is US politics.

>>21686901
How do I divide it into sectors on the app? Also
>dump BABA
I can’t because pic related
>>21686902
This
>>21687033
Trying to get out of the rest of that USD and into tech bubble safe stocks

>>21687388
Click the items and fill in the tags with whatever you want

>>21687076
I'm not valuing it based on the amount of cars they produce. Tesla has the best approach to autonomous driving and they're reaping the fruits of it long before they actually get there because most people don't care much about the difference between level 3 autonomy and level 5, they just want a car that will do most of the driving. They won't face the same regulatory challenges because they let their drivers take on all the liability and when Tesla finally reaches level 5, they'll be able to convert most of their existing fleet into robo taxis and produce cars for the Tesla Network which is much different than companies like Waymo that have major scaling problems. The first mover advantage here is huge because like what currently happens Uber there is a switching cost, you may pay less with their rival but you'll wait much longer for a drive. Tesla will be even further ahead because if you don't have to pay the driver efficiency becomes king and they can route their cars to be more efficient than their competitors because of higher demand and thus be cheaper as well. Customers who want even cheaper rides will easily be able to ride share and the cost will be on par or even cheaper than public transport.

Fuck bros my new work hours are during market hours. Probably a good thing. Ill just buy etfs hold. How does FNGU NAIL TQQQ sound?