/biz/ - Business & Finance

Free Big Macs for ICO investors.

>>21660648
Steaking

How can I profit as nolinker? Get in to Link before or after?

>>21660682
short it during euphoria

>>21660655

You might be on to something anon

>>21660714
>>21660682
Long it now - Invest 50% of gains in Link
Short it 6 hours out with the remaining 50%

>Sergey waddles onto the stage to introduce the next speaker
>"Uh yeah, so, fundamentally... We invited Spencer to talk about how blockchain technology and smart contracts can help level the playing field for the poorest communities in America in an era of unjust socio-economic inequality"
>50 Cent - "in the club" plays
>Sergey gets down on one knee
>Spencer Dindu swaggers onto the stage in a haze of weed smoke, pants sagging
>"YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAS RITE! WHATS GOOD SMART CON"
>The livechat is flooded with 'N' letters, Rory can't delete and block fast enough
>"AYO HOL UP WE DEM BLOCK CHAINS NOW"
>"SHIIIIIIEEEEEET WE GOT DEM CHAIN LINKS TOO, NAMSAYIN?"
>"BLACK LIVES MATTER WATERMELON ASS BITCH NIGGA"
>LINK dumps to zero on all pairs in an instant
>mass neet suicides EOY

>>21660780

Basté

>>21660648
He will finally admit it was all an elaborate hoax and he will be giving everyone who holds LINK a refund at ICO price.

how mcdonalds can make bic macs work in the blockchain

>>21660849
You're saying it like it wouldn't be revolutionary

I've been jerking off to thought of tiger mommy giving me a spanking after she catches me in her laundry bin sniffing her dirty panties and pantyhose. She then holds me in her lap petting my head and tells me all I had to do was ask. She says she always wished I was her little boy and she lifts up her shirt. Her armpits make visible steam lines like an anime and immediately I notice she doesn't wear deodorant. The heavenly scent is intoxicating. I reflexively begin to root and no sooner than I've latched I am met with a mouthful of her white gold. 'that's right dear', she says. 'I've induced lactation just for you after I saw you posting about wanting breastmilk on that anime bitcoin forum so much'. I drink and drink, and she reaches down to feel my rock hard willy. She says I was naughty and don't get my blowie joey today but she still gives me a handjob and let's me cum in her hand. I mumble out an I love you in between gulps and gasping for air. She giggles and kisses me on the forehead. 'I love you too, Kit'. Then later she makes me lick her hairy pussy and butthole until she has orgasms and gives me another handjob while breastfeeding me and then we spoon. My willy immediately gets hard and she tells me to stop humping I already got two cummies today and it costs more good boy points than I have saved up yet to cum inside her butthole. I will always be a good boy because her tight hole tasted so good I can't wait to put my cums in their too while kissing her face and smelling her to deodorant armpits.

>>21660849

Are you sure he actually likes Big Macs?

>>21660648
Deeper collaboration with Fleta?

>>21660648
a new shirt

>>21661042

Would that make the price of linkies go down?

>>21660648
IM SO EXCITED FOR ALL OF YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIyBFNjc1kY
PARTNERSHIP WITH MONKE ANNOUNCING AT SMARTCON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO