/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21618456
Is AT&T a good buy for muh dividends? Or should I wait for it to drop to 25 or lower?

Time to buy SRNE cheapies?

Covered calls!
NVDA!
TSLA!

KLANG KLANG KLANG KLANG KLANG

PREMARKET OPEN. OPEN PREMARKET.

https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket

Have had my orders queued.up for 90 days to sell (close). Yet somehow even though i was first in line for a certain price mine have not executed. In fact a few days later someone actually bought some of those contracts...none of my executed.even though robinhood says they're "placed". What's the deal with that? Or is robinhood screwing me over and my order has a 50/50 chance of going through but always says that it was placed irregardless?

>>21618504
TSLA $2000 this week, maybe even today.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I THINK IM TURNING INTO A NIGGER

Will AAPL push to $467.73 today?

>>21618514
Thats because Robin Hood is shit.

>>21618514
Also to add robinhood says there are 20ish orders at ask of 0.05. I have a total over 30 placed for 0.05....are they screwing me over?

>>21618545
Ehh not interested in the other brokerages who pull sneaky moves such options still costing money to the point it makes ot pointless or charge you for etfs or so i read.

still shorting Nasdaq since Friday

67k loss so far

>>21618585
Look man, you're the one using Robin Hood. How many times do people have to tell you to get out? If anyone is doing sneaky shit, its Robin Hood.

>>21618506

Penguins are cool

youtube.com/watch?v=c7M686pXr6M

In 2020, TSLA's stock price hits 2000 ushering in the next phase of human evolution. Oil ceases to exist as a commodity, becoming the dinosaurs that were its creation. The wealth of countries become tied to the number of TSLA gigafactories. Their security and prosperity guaranteed by the Dojo network of owned TSLAs which serve as benevolent overseers of their domains. 2020 is also when humanity reaches the singularity, and that singularity is Elon Musk. The inventor of digital payment services (Paypal), the first real electric vehicle (Model S), the first real batteries (Powerwall), the first real solar energy company (Solar City) and first real space travel (SpaceX).
In 2030, The fabled "Model M" turns out to be a single vehicle. The collective AI of the pooled Tesla Vehicles achieves the technological and AI singularity. Elon Musk fuses his consciousness inside the Model M with the help of Neuralink (he also invented AI), achieving immortality as a benevolent overseer to contribute his genius to humanity, now called Muskanity, for all eternity. The truly blessed believers, holders of whole TSLA shares, board the SpaceX genesis ship to create a new TSLAtopia on planets in a far off galaxy.
In 2050, TSLA reports its first quarter of GAAP profit. It moons, but as each share is essentially a national treasure, it is difficult to measure it on analog caveman pre-2020 terms.

Why are all those stocka pumping? Pandemic is over?

>>21618668
My local zoo has several species. They are shorter than you'd expect. Emperors being the biggest top out at a little over 3 foot.

>>21618689
I unironically think that I will buy myself a house thanks to TSLA gains within the next 7 years.

>>21618692
golden bull

>>21618747
Did Tesla produce something new? I don't get it.

whats the difference between buying vti on robinhood and going to vanguard's website and giving them my money that way

yes i am new and retarded

>>21618738

that's what i'm talking about

Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in the markets, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you

>>21618802
there are none. maybe vanguard has a tiny commission cost otherwise none
but
there might be different account types so check that

>>21618780
It's the things they're working on. Their current price of almost $2000 (soon $400) are pennies compared to the share price in 10 years when we have shit like electric airplanes and the entire delivery chain based on AI -driven Tesla trucks, coordinated by SpaceX's Starlink.

im so scared to buy apple ATH...but i want to get in before the split. how crazy am i if i put 50% of my cash in it now

>>21618780
>Revolutionized the manufacturing process with vertically integrated automated giga factories
>Most advanced batteries in the world, making new forms of power distribution possible
>first to market for automatic driving trucks and cars

>>21618780
Stock split hype

>>21618692
I hope so. But really, I think the more likely thing is that our governments have become preoccupied with maintaining market consistency to the point that they've managed to put off the inevitable for a couple more months. If the relief packages pass in the us, even a neutered one, we'll limp along for a while longer. Stock market aside, I think a lot of people are hurting right now. Tons of small businesses have closed for good.

>>21618869
The stock was going up a lot even before they've announced it, but yes, the hype was even bigger than I predicted. I went in on a Market Buy right after it was open for trading after announcement and already made $700 per share.

>>21618506
Good morning! Futures looking placid, buyers retain control even after this morning's disconcerting bearish action :D
>>21618531
Mr. Scoops u should not have saved that image as "aqua-balling.png", it's "bawling"
>>21618815
Angel's Landing, I've been there :o

Who else here is quitting weed gang
>Can't sleep, only doze off for 1-2 hours at a time
>Nothing fun anymore, watching 1m charts is the only thing that feels rewarding
>Constantly hungry for NO REASON, 1 bare minimum fast food meal a day should be enough human nutrition what the fuck were they thinking when they designed the human digestive system

>>21618852
You should do research on hydrogen, tesla is like those energy saving spiral bulbs that were cool for 5 years and now are gone replaced by led. All world governments are pouring billions into hydrogen infrastructure, Korea wants to produce 6.1million hydrogen cars by 2040. That is 310 000 per year. Germany is building hydrogen train stations, Switzerland already has first 8 hydrogen trucks.
Tesla is a scam, you will never be able to charge 50 000 teslas in one city over the night. They take too much energy to charge in short time. Do the math.

>>21618889
I am going all in on long dated calls when it splits probably be back up to 1k eoy maybe even by September

>>21618607
Congrats retard

>>21618607
stop that.

>>21618964
So, FCEL?

>>21618964
You think Elon Musk doesn't know? Whatever technology is the cheapest and most efficient, they will adapt, develop, improve and eventually pioneer at. They caused a massive brain drain, even Trump knows to bet on Tesla. With genius-level intellects they've collected in their company, it's safe to say the share price will continue to increase for the years to come.
Hydrogen Tesla will happen, I wouldn't be surprised if they work on it in their Tech Labs today.
>>21618993
I'll lol my face off if the split the stock to allow more Normies in and they get priced the fuck out in 3 months. What they gonna do, split a year later?

>>21618863
>P/E greater than 800

>>21618689
The stock market is not the economy

>>21618912
keep pushing. if you need to sleep, exhaust yourself during the day by running, or push ups etc.

>>21618852
Are you the same anon that shilled Tsla in 3 threads yesterday? I keep reading about the ‘electric plane’.
If you are the same anon and if i remember correctly, people made fun of you for that for a reason. Why don’t you go research a bit about “electric planes” and see what youll find out.

>inb4 imaginary battery technology

>>21619070
That's fair. Hydrogen cars also need battery but small one, so that is a big plus for Elon. I hope he is working on hydrogen tanks.

>>21618689

Wow , how can anyone be so retarded and blinded by a semi mongoloid Elon Musk?

You do realize that if anyone would use E Cars the Electric grid would suffer a meltdown?

Imagine as a Electric Supplier that you have to deliver Terrawatts of Power 24/7 to the loading stations , because you want to charge whenever your battery gets empty right?

Oil is pretty far away from extinction. Its not only used for Gas , its in everything. Your phone , your underwear and also in Electric cars.

Emerging markets and specially China is far far away from pushing away oil.

Competition will soon catch up to Tesla, E cars are nothing special to produce and autonomous driving is far away from getting permition in major countries in the EU and elsewhere

>>21619112
i wasn't a part of any drama yesterday but the electric plane thing immediately jumps out at me as complete horseshit.

Honest question:
Would you, as a man, enjoy having a car that drives itself? Would you feel nice sitting behind the wheel looking at the street and being on alert for possible AI mistakes?

>>21618852
>Electric airplanes
LoL brainlet
We will use jet engines fueld by renewable carbohydrates
>I hope for electric airships but probably won't happen

>>21619132
so thats why my underwear smells

What happens after he passes?

Would the news mean an instant sell for BRK.A & B?

Just found out about swedish company called Climeon. Potential tenbagger imo.

>>21619132
In fact I would say that if anything autonomous driving could very well be a liability for TSLA. I'm actually kind of stunned there hasn't been a class action already what with the semi-frequent injuries and deaths sustained from TSLAs on autopilot. Not to mention property damage. It's a HUGE fucking liability for that company. Again...how they haven't had a class action at this point is beyond me.

>>21619112
You are uninformed if you say that, literally google Tesla Electric Aircraft Battery and select the articles written within the last month.
They will attempt it, commercial Jet Fuel use needs to go. That would revolutionize the entire industry.

Delta, Southwest, and American all up over 1% on big volume. Looking like decent day for airlines incoming.

>>21619162
No. I might like the option to turn on during long boring highway drive but otherwise nay.

>>21618607
dumbass

Which stocks will gain if Biden becomes president? Which stocks will fall like a house of cards?

>>21619217
Electric airplane is a very difficult ask. It's a wildly different thing than electric ground vehicle.

>>21619144
Yes because batteries are heavy and take alot of space, plus they are unreliable on certain temperatures. Electric planes or anything aviation related is nowhere near to even prototype levels. Of course im oversimplifying but these are the core problems at the moment and they wont change any time soon even if Musk tweeted that he wanted an electric rocket

Those who sell TSLA shares are the scum of humanity. Scalpers of the last great hope for mankind before. They are rats that must be identified by the great Dojo to be purged....in minecraft...for now.
>>21619132
>Oil is pretty far away from extinction. Its not only used for Gas , its in everything
I saw this caveman post and decided against responding because the stock price speaks volumes.
>>21618780
List of TSLA/musk inventions:
1. Space Travel
2. Electric Cars
3. Solar Roofs
4. Electric Roadsters
5. AI
6. mRNA factories
7. Real Batteries
8. Electric Trucks
9. Electric Planes
10. Payment Services
11. Real Gigafactory Manufacturing
12. Short shorts

>>21619200
Who knows. They might compensate the victims under the counter so they don’t go through with lawsuits

>>21619070
Those are the skulls short sellers Elon keeps in his basement

>>21619305
bruh

>>21619230
where can i find an airplane gf?????

>>21618689
>In 2020, TSLA's stock price hits 2000 ushering in the next phase of human evolution. Oil ceases to exist as a commodity, becoming the dinosaurs that were its creation. The wealth of countries become tied to the number of TSLA gigafactories. Their security and prosperity guaranteed by the Dojo network of owned TSLAs which serve as benevolent overseers of their domains. 2020 is also when humanity reaches the singularity, and that singularity is Elon Musk. The inventor of digital payment services (Paypal), the first real electric vehicle (Model S), the first real batteries (Powerwall), the first real solar energy company (Solar City) and first real space travel (SpaceX).
>In 2030, The fabled "Model M" turns out to be a single vehicle. The collective AI of the pooled Tesla Vehicles achieves the technological and AI singularity. Elon Musk fuses his consciousness inside the Model M with the help of Neuralink (he also invented AI), achieving immortality as a benevolent overseer to contribute his genius to humanity, now called Muskanity, for all eternity. The truly blessed believers, holders of whole TSLA shares, board the SpaceX genesis ship to create a new TSLAtopia on planets in a far off galaxy.
take your meds

>>21619305
Out of all these things there is only one that really matters for the human civilization, batteries.
Currently batteries are a massive, cock-blocking bottleneck for almost all of our technologies. If they can somehow overcome that, it would revolutionize the industry and we'd have another 100 years of a rapid, golden-age development.

>>21619305
You don’t actually think musk invested any of that right? Or that any of that besides battery/EV has to do with Tesla? I’m pretty sure you are retarded and quite definitely a huge faggot

>>21619332
how about airport cargo gf?

>>21619323
But BTC was a bubble lel, now it's growing more naturally, but I'd still sell at $18,000 if it gets there again.

>>21619217
Man, ive been reading the most retarded articles about science since i remember having an internet connection. Alot of articles really exaggerate and some are blatantly bullshit (90% of mainstream astronomy articles & quantum physics). Those articles are for the common folk to kinda have an idea of whats going on in the scientific world but if you really want to educate yourself you should find more credible sources or even the original papers

>>21619364
>t. TSLA bear with no money left
ROFL
Also I forgot about automated taxi services
>>21619354
Yes, Elon realized this before anyone else. And TSLA will solve it first. Not a matter of if but when

I could buy 20 Tesla but should I?

>>21619323
I don't get the bubble argument. If you know it's a bubble you can still profit. You could even hedge with a short.

>>21619380
I remember when Tesla was at 1k and people here were saying it’s a bubble that will pop any moment

>>21619420
You should have at $1,400 when it dipped desu

>>21619420
be prepared to hold for awhile before you make your money back. it's possible it will crash. you know, but it went 5x in 5 months

>>21619420
Pre Stock-Split? Free money short term. But I'd buy now and hold for longer than a year. Both are fine, I'd be afraid to sell, just to check the price of it 8 years from now and end up killing myself for throwing away millions.

>>21619379
HELLO BASED DEPARTMENT? YES, I'D LIKE TO FILE A CLAIM

>>21619436
Yes, and people are still saying that because “soon” doesnt mean a month tops. Be thankful that some people like the dopamine kick of “i told you so” otherwise you wouldnt have anyone to care enough about warning you.

>>21619436
Whenever someone says stuff like that, I always respond with "Show me your puts then". They never respond.

>>21618456
$10k eoy pic related

>>21619379
What about a helibopter gf?

>>21619436
Owning TSLA is like owning stake in the polio vaccine. Except for many diseases of human society that have plagued it for hundreds, even thousands of years.
TSLA shareholders are literally the vanguard of humanity.

>>21619551

>>21618689
And there’s me in my shitty bitcoin citadel ghetto, watching you muskcoiners go to space.

>>21619498
It is kind of worrying though
Because Elon musk could just tweet out something about his stock being to high and crashing because he doesn’t give a fuck about his share holders
Which makes him even more based

>>21619543
WOW GOOD JOB LEMME TELL YA YOU SURE SHOWED THEM BUDDY

>>21619543
The market is volatile and retarded right now that even gamblers don’t feel like gambling. We’ve seen companies reporting losses and pumping 10% while companies with good earnings plummeted. Even Kodak kept pumping after every dip and it still does some +5%s. Logic will hit the market sooner or later and thats when youll start seeing certain stocks drop like rocks.

>>21619576
Post the 2020 one lol

>>21619379
I'd like her to handle my fuselage, if you know what I mean

who buys 2 shares of a dead $0.4 penny stock 5 hours before market opens?
who the fuck is this person.

>>21619624
I have no illusion that TSLA may plummet within the next 3 months, but I bought so long ago, I'm 99% sure I'll be able to secure most of my gains when that happens. Then I'll try to time the bottom and buy the dip.
It would be retarded to think TSLA will never go back to $500, it really can, it's just unlikely with that share split coming.

>>21619624
That's why the lord invented stop orders.

>>21619671
Me

>>21619598
Im pretty sure he loves his actual stockholders and doesnt give a shit about the robinhooders that hold 0.14 shares of tesla each. I wonder what will happen if he gets a heart attack suddenly. Im pretty sure 90% of zoomers wont even remember that Tesla was his company after some years.

>>21619746
what is your master plan

>>21619671

don't tell me what to do

>>21619197
You should buy the dip as BRK will stop buying shitty boomer stocks and start yoloing their money on Robinhood.

>>21619758
To fuck you over, and I mean you specifically.

I don't understand
these futures

>>21619197
I wouldn't sell. I also don't believe he's making all investment decisions at this point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa54bSxbbEU

>>21619751

>>21619783
tell me what you are going to do with those two shares worth $1 motherfucker. fucking tell me why you needed to buy them 5 hours before market opens

>>21619751
If Elon dies, his companies die. You can't have Stark Industries without Tony Stark in Zoomer's language.

>>21619264
Not if you use hydrogen

>>21619197
>>21619809
I read him saying that he had a meeting with the other executives in which he told them that the company’s are secured for the next 12 years after his passing

>>21619879
you wouldn't ever know though. he might have already died. maybe even more than once

>>21619851
To sell them later. That's business, bitch.

>>21619879
Im pretty sure theyll be fine but not as hyped as now (the stock is screwed though). Im also pretty sure that , despite what you faggots think, those companies are not run singlehandedly by Musk because no company is. He has his say but there is also a board of directors that contribute in any decision

>>21619879
Neuralink is just so AI Elon can continue on as a brain in a jar to shitpost on Twitter and continue running his companies

>>21619809
>buying berkshire to begin with
why even

>>21618456
SHARK LIVES MATTERS

>>21619994
I know a stoner chick that believes that musk’s A.I. will be in the corona vaccines. Alot of stoner chicks/chicks that like rick and morty like Musk too. I don’t know why.

>>21620021
Sharks are based

>>21620050
Well girls don't know anything about anything, so it's useless to actually ponder why.

I just lost 100k because my stop losses were hit (leverage ftw).
How is your day going?

what is up with BABA??

>>21620050
Musk did a guest appearance on rickymorty

>>21620050
Women will become currency again within 10 years.
>>21620088
Based and checked, it's funny how you never see women collectors or women investors or even women with real hobbies anymore.

>>21620050
He is a friend of Roiland.

>>21620088
>>21620210
You say that to her Face!

>>21620050
>musk’s A.I. will be in the corona vaccines
As in it'll be implanted for free? Dank
>Alot of stoner chicks/chicks that like rick and morty like Musk too. I don’t know why.
Rick and Morty is low grade entry level memes so the Venn diagram probably overlaps massively. Also it's zoomer humour and I think zoomers in general see an appeal in Musk because he consistently offends the boomer way of life. I think that's the main reason he's slowly becoming something of a pop culture icon

What does /SMG/ use to trade?

>>21620640
Trading212
t. bong

>>21620210
>those thighs
hnnngg

>>21620102
is this recoverable?
I never put in more than 10% of my portfolio on leveraged stuff

ok

shorting Nasdaq since friday was a bad idea, but I still don't want to close my shorts at the top like a faggot

please give me at least a little correction

thanks in advance

>>21620933
I used to have 100%. But decided to diversify away in gold/silver to protect from the markets (and unexpected bad news, and the news that caused the 25% drop was extremely unexpected).
So I now have 30% of my money left

it's too fucking early bros I need coffee badly does anyone know of it's good for you?

>>21620271
>her

>>21621006
holy shit

>>21621006
>he bought leveraged silver certificates from the same bank that manipulates silver price
>no risk control or even checked for max damage, 70% of account deleted
l m a o

just got my tax returns, i am spending it all on TSM.

I don't understand. I thought pm was about store of value. Why would you want leverage?

>>21621244
It’s like requiring multiple keys to your safe.

is blnk under $10 really good hold for 6 month term hold.

>>21621006
leverage is a cuck
unfortunately the only way for most people to learn this is to get liquidated. only the whales know where the price is going because they put it there. you can only win if you hold the thing, not a contract.

>>21618539
just don't shoot past 485 by friday

>>21620311
>pop culture
First time i saw him (5 years ago) he was on Big Bang theory while i was washing the dishes and the tv was open. I thought he waw a famous actor or something because he had one line and the fake laughter/applause went full blast when the camera turned to him.

>>21619162
If I’m drunk or driving for hours down some boring highway yes I would love to use it. There’s nothing unmanly about a robot slave carrying out your will.

>>21621241
put half of it in an ETF, there's not much upside left in TSM until they expand capacity or Samsung shits the bed.
Doesn't matter how many more companies want to suck their dick because their capacity is already fully booked until mid 2021.

And so the saga continues... got this when i booted up ToS just now. i wonder if they'll give us anything besides empty words?

>>21621006
>everyone knows to only risk 2% of your total account on any trade
>this dude risks 70% on one trade

i mean... at least now you know why this truism is in place.

>>21621480
Whats next, people walking you to places? People wiping your ass? People feeding you? Doesnt sound too manly to be depended on others. Thats Turk mentality, sit and let someone else do everything.

>>21621601
Anon it's no different to a taxi or chauffeur

>>21621601
Well you were manly enough to subjugate those people in the first place.

I'm stupid and poor and still kind of new at this. Should you always be splitting up your investments, or only when you have a decent amount of money to invest with? I only have a few hundred dollars to play around with, and I keep getting stuck in the loop of going all into something, waiting a month of so for it to get out of the hole it immediately goes down, and then coming out of it either at a small loss or with only like $12 in profit. The only exception was one good call in which I came out with an extra $100.
This time I'm thinking about trying three stocks at a time, each at $100. Is that a good idea?

>>21621630
and i dont think its manly to use either but to be honest im the kind of faggot who would go out in the rain to buy fast food when there is the option to be delivered

>>21621653
splitting is mostly a meme, the real secret is to not go all in on trash

>>21621653
dunno bout your comission fees, but any more than 3-4 picks and you're better off buying an ETF unless you're gambling on penny stocks etc. that aren't covered by an ETF. I mean realistically, how much decent DD can you even do?

for example what i'm planning on doing is 50% TSM and 50% ETF (still not sure between QQC and HQU though) once i liquidate the non-TSM part of my portfolio,.

>>21621653
You're asking for a good idea?
What's your goal? To have some fun and make some beer money, or to actually invest and build wealth?
If it's the former then splitting is fine so you don't feel like shit when your one pick goes down a lot.
If it's the latter, focus on increasing your income first if you only have a few hundred in savings, and then put a couple hundred dollars in an ETF every month when you can afford it.
Betting a hundred or so on a single stock is fine on the side, but it shouldn't be your main strategy.

>>21621653
Honestly if I could go back I would mostly go into index and have a 5 or so picks on the side.

>>21621653
Invest in moonshots.

>>21621504
>Doesn't matter how many more companies want to suck their dick
Limited supply and rising demand means rising price anon

>>21621868
Longer term sure, but you can't raise prices halfway through a contract just because demand went up after you signed it.

>>21618607
But why

>>21621006
With JP Morgan, you lose.

i want to get into forex, any tips or educational material i need to study?

>>21618607
Would it really hurt your pride that maybe you were wrong? The market will not crash because nobody except the retards like you want it to crash.

>>21621151
I didnt buy leveraged silver/gold. I bought a regular etf that tracks silver/gold (and no not the american scam etfs) as a hedge against my other position. The other position is gone now, so my hedge worked.

>>21621241
hmm, i think i will DCA in WDC then.

>>21621868
>>21621906
never mind that Samsung is a significant competitor who will undercut TSM to point of massive cashburns just to stay relevant.

not that I don't think Samsung is going to lose the race long-term, but Korea will keep them propped up alive for as long as they can no matter how badly Samsung hemorrhages money with their shitty yields. I have a good feeling they will fall behind bleeding edge too much by 2023 once they realize that skipping a node size was a terrible fucking idea. Doesn't matter what node size they reach if they can't do volume production on it (see Samsung losing orders with Qualcomm).

hell yeah I'm holding TSM long-term, but you stand to miss a lot of other opportunities if your portfolio is 100% TSM.

>>21622116
Don't forget NET

>>21622000
I did but leveraged silver contracts and it’s been a disaster.
I’m hoping for an increase today so I can dump this shit. The volatility is retarded and it’s prob going to moon the second I sell

>>21620210
I need to find some good stoned porn.
Where they're braindead puppets like this video.

new paradigm
we going up forever and ever and ever and ever

can we get a Tesla containment thread? smg is overrun with uneducated anons who think Musk is an actual inventor. jesus christmas. Nikola TeslA rolling in his grave

>>21620640
for my long holds and other bullshit i use fidelity
for my gambling portfolio, naturally i use robinhood

>>21622373
I bought at $900, seethe for me. How are your Airlines btw?

>>21621524
portnoy is vindicated lmao robinhood is more reliable

>>21618912
Me, actually. Weird.
I've been using it to stay calm, but I've gotten too dependent and I'm noticing negative side effects. Need a break.

I'm still shorting Nasdaq but instead of 67k loss it's 63k loss

Is this the bottom? Or are we going to see a small correction?

Shill me a quick +10% today?

>>21622605
short the NASDAQ bro

Can someone explain why any country would want to us the US dollar? Are they that unintelligent to see that the US is on a serious downward decline?

When's a good time to sell a stock you have faith in?
New to stocks and I'm up 20%+ on square, I truly believe it will go further but it seems like the smart thing would be to sell the the money I put in and keep the rest as free stocks. What do?

Aside from Tesla, what are some other stocks to buy and long range hold in the hope humanity reaches the space age in the next decade?

>>21622373
Ya. Scary how many retards there are that keep pumping this company that has never and will never turn a profit

>>21622704
what are you going to do with the money though put it a stock you have less faith in?

>>21622691
We are used to it. The only alternative is the €.

>>21622720
i mean im with the pump what is disturbing js the people who dont know that Nikola Tesla was a real person Nd the greatest inventor of all time. these retard kids think Musk is an inventor and dont know shit about the real Tesla

What's the fastest growing industry right now?

I told you guys to buy ABBV, i bought the literal bottom. Now it keeps going up, but you still can hop in. Target 120 and higher.

>>21622771
energy grid optimization

>>21622691
Weird, the 11 carrier fleets, orbital satellite network, massive nuclear stockpike and global web of military bases are still there.

>>21622719
XAR, UFO

>>21622771
Genetics probably

Surely Tesla will be red today

HOLY FUCK TARGET MOONING

i bought into tesla for the split, if it dumps -5% you now know why

>>21622784
Can you also explain why ABBV bought a botox company, even though there is literally 0 synergy with said company?
The only thing Abbvie is good at is being corrupt rats and bribing everyone

>>21621984
It will September 8th be ready for it

>>21622132
>Going all in
Nobody with more than 3 digits should do this

>>21622877
You will be disappointed. The split is priced in.

>>21622838
These have any use for a country that doesn't produce much of it's own goods and inflates its dollar to death?

>>21622911
Depends on what it is. Sometimes you have to go all in on certain endeavors. Sometimes you go all in + leverage

>>21622984
The US doesn't produce many physical goods but they have large technology, finance, medical, and educational centers. The US trains the managers of the rest of the world.

>>21622911
you'd be surprised at how crazy my friends are.
I have one person who *had* over $25K (100% of his portfolio) in HNU around a couple years ago and is still holding to this day. Last he told me he's down $18K but he's still holding like an emotional idiot because he had unrealized profits almost double at some point.
i have another friend whose entire portfolio is literally 50:50 AMD:TSM with an over $100K portfolio (he's pretty happy this year so far, and he bought them before March dip too). Honestly I got a lot of TSM DD from him and he knows his shit, but i think he's extreme with how he's handling his portfolio.

people are just too excited this year but I'm sure everyone will realize they will need to dump some of their money into a decent ETF.

>>21622984
Yes, now you're getting it. Those things ensure the US can always gets its imports and pay for them with funny money.

>>21621957
Be careful trading usd it's been moving like shit lately. With Forex just check the charts much more trustworthy than stocks. EUR and GBP are my favorites to watch if on phone on the app you go to browse click fx and you can specify which currencies or just stick with popular markets. I went from 600$ to 1900$ in a month when i first was learning it now i put entire paychecks into it... i made money and I'm dumb as shit

>>21622872
$2000 at the opening pump would be hilarious.
Now, here is the question. If everyone jumps in just to leech off the Stock Split, but suddenly they realize that it pumps even more after that, with Tesla being added to S&P500 and some random Elon's tweet about some new whatever, will they even abandon the rocket? Suddenly the plan changes, it was supposed to be an easy buck in difficult times, maybe wait a few years and buy a fucking house instead?
I can't wait to see how the market decides to react long term.

>>21623138
>i got money by pure complete luck and chance so you can too! go all in my dude with leverage

>>21622769
Thats how it is. Its like when Kanye samples some hit from the 80s and kids think he wrote the original.

is he right or full boomer?

>>21622906
Why September 8th?

>>21622874
interesting. already 4 standard deviations out on 5 days worth of data on the 5m timeframe and 3 SD's out on 10 days worth of data. not gonna actually trade it but im very interested in seeing where it goes from here statistically so i'll likely follow it for a few days, should be a good test case for how to consider news days. like, my guess is it will probably keep going up but how high up will it go before reverting to the mean, or will it just be so big that it makes a major shift to the mean? is there any point it would be good to short and over what time period? idk but thanks for the heads up so i can follow it. if it dumps on open im gonna laugh so hard though cause sometimes that happens even with good news.

>>21623180
No luck involved the currencies pump pretty regularly except usd because America is falling apart so the usd is shit

NOOOO TESLA GO BACK DOWN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THINK ABOUT MY PUTS

Should I make a 8-to-1 payoff bet on NVDA not doing anything through earnings?

>>21623261
no, you got purely lucky, sorry

>>21623248
Full boomer because he doesn't know a joke when he sees it

>>21623248
It's obviously a joke.

>>21623083
Right, which is why I am asking if the other world leaders are really that unintelligent. I don't really believe that other countries wouldn't have the force to cause serious damage to the us yet I don't understand why any country would be willing to accept this funny money in favor of something superior.

please don't go up yet

I’m buying TSLA at open because waiting has done nothing.for me except increase the price I’m going to pay

why does TSLA do nothing but go up? i don't get it.

Horse is up

>>21623287
>>21623292
It may be a joke but there are enough tards that are going to obey it because they dont understand anything

Fcel to 3.40 today. Another 10%+ by 12:00. Buy in during premarket while u can.

>>21623344
Better late than never, I had the same thoughts when I bought at $900. I felt like a fucking idiot, it didn't last very long.

>>21623416
What use does it have to constantly point out anomalies?

>Nasdaq under 11,400

bulls are not allowed to cum

>>21623422
Why the jump?

>>21623070
When you have verified insider information lol
Or if you get a really good deal on real estate
>>21623077
I mean good luck to them but thats crazy

>>21623416
And that is the fault of the guy making the joke how??? Personal responsibility.

>>21623509
I did it in a private equity deal. Cost me $150k all in with leverage.
I got a sweet deal on the debt though

>>21618607
You am gonna make it just have faith

>>21623292
Yes it is but I am prett sure someone is stupid enough to try it

So now that Chinese stocks are dumping because US government is asking people in positions of power to divest, are the Chinese going to park their money in the safer US stocks? This entire thing seems like an orchestrated power play, and the last card the US was holding... Chinese are no strangers to moving their money off shore...

Won’t this just pump and inflate the market really hard? Similar to real estate in Canada? The Chinese are crazy, they are going to start buying everything like crazy... I feel like every stock is going to look like Tesla does right now in 2024.

reminder to buy lolis and tomboys
short only cowtits

>>21623566
I know
correction is happening right now

>>21623574
...Okay?

>>21623379
>leading technology
>backed by US and Chinese government
>the best engineers want to work there
>FOMO
>TINA
>YOLO

>>21623559
>I did it in a private equity deal.
Forgot that possibility
Good for you
That way you still have some direct controll about your investment, its different than going all in on a stock

>>21623574
>>21623470
Again. What's the point?
Retards exist, have always existed and will always exist. It's not the norm and should be ignored,

>>21623609
NEVER bet against the USA. China's power can be taken away within a month, they'd be back to rice farming and starving, the only things they were good at for thousands of years.

If Tesla closes above 1900 I am financially ruined.

>>21623257
Because people will start to pull money on the off chance Donny loses and the mass drop will be used to undermine Trump since that's his legacy.

>>21623502
It just does this shit. Months with no company news and er in coming weeks it always has a massive tun up. Dont fight it just hop in. Ive been shilling it since 2.20 its 3.06 now

>>21623248

Boomer, because he isn’t aware it’s a joke. Anyone who knows enough about puts/calls to spell all that out will know how splits work.

>>21623302
you underestimate how much nukes add to the negotiating power even in a "peaceful" time. It's the reason why north korea is being a retard in world politics. If they actually get something working then they can actually cut decent deals for themselves

>>21623647
If it closes above $2000 today, I will ignore the dips that will happen after the split and just hold for 5+ years. I have a feeling these shares will fund be an actual Tesla car if it just keeps pushing the innovations.

>>21623646
But this is a bet against the American people. Chinese investors are literally about to squeeze you out of your own stockmarket the way they squeezed you out of your own homes. Do you think SEC or FTC is going to care about obvious China manipulation as long as stocks are going up?

In my opinion it’s a bad idea. Should just let them play with their own stocks.

>>21623649
Donald is going to win with a landslide. Kid sniffer with dementia has no followers, it's all manufactured online troll farm.

>>21623688
I'll probably buy in on the split dip. Been beating myself up for months for not geting on the TSLA train. And every day I say "Now it's too high to get in" and it will go up $100 that day. I give in, and I will buy.

>>21623609
fuck chinks

>>21623640
Eh not really. I don’t have any voting rights and it’s a very small piece of equity but it’s a 9 figure net business.
I was trying to get more equity but they wouldn’t sell anymore shares.
Some faggot was trying to get a bigger piece for less money and I just took it all for less because there’s no sense in being greedy about it when it’s already a rare opportunity.

>>21623739
You will buy at the top. Calling it now.

>>21623725
Idk, I have family members who would vote for a corpse over Trump. They have no thought in their head except get rid of Trump.

>>21623739
Buy now then, time the split dump and buy the dip. Hold for years and pray that the Starlink works perfectly. They'll be organizing self-driving trucks with that thing to keep the supply chain in case of another MemePandemic or some other unrest. The day SpaceX logo lands on the Moon and Mars will see TSLA pump like never before. Different companies, but the same Leader. Great things can be safely expected out of someone who's a Futurist.

>>21623769
Oh, definitely. Just creating an opportunity for my frens.

>>21623779
You must be a nigger

>>21623725
brother, you will be disappointed in November.

>>21618456
Should I sell my MSFT stock now? I've made a 400% return since buying it 5 years ago but it doesn't seem like there's any way it'll really dip.

>>21623810
Odd guess. No, actually I live in a very wealthy, white, liberal area.

>>21623644
It’s going to be funny finding that one post saying guys wtf I bought the puts and I lost 6k I should of been a millionaire today now I can’t afford rent and my left me for a being retarded

>>21623725
It's impossible to beat him but stocks will still drop from fear like from Rona

>>21623761
How did you even got that opportunity?
I thought you invested into the business of an acquaintance that you believe in or smth

>>21623823
Hmm. Tough one. Do you need the cash now? Do you have a stock that looks more promising? Just things to consider

>>21623823
do you really need to buy those burgers and fries now you fucking amerilard

>>21622884
Because of something called profit

>>21623422
Looks like a terrible company though

>>21623823
Depends on if you want to make more money or store wealth. MSFT stock makes for a great store of wealth because it doesn't wildly fluctuate, but that also means you can't make much gains on it.

>>21623755
Think about it: Boomers handed off North American manufacturing jobs to the Chinese. Then they handed off housing to the Chinese. Now they are handing off the stockmarket to the Chinese.

This is all so they could accumulate as much wealth for themselves. I won’t even talk about manufacturing jobs because you all know what happened. But real estate is particularly egregious because people under the age of 40 cannot afford housing in cities that have remaining jobs because chinese bought up all the real estate... and boomers living with their 35 year old children in Vancouver know this and recognize how sad it is, but they don’t want to do anything about it because they have their entire retirement tied up in grossly inflated real estate, the second they shove China out the bubble bursts and their wealth is gone

Boomers will sell the whole country to China eventually. Won’t be too long until you get the first Chinese American president.

>>21623816
I've heard the same 4 years ago. Silent majority sick of BLM Niggers and Bugmen fucking us up with their Chink Flu will vote for Trump.

>>21623850
>It’s going to be funny
Not really. Sounds like cope to me.

CLSK TO THE MOON

>>21618496
Yah it seems like it.

>>21623838
Voting for the party responsible for this...ngmi

>>21623725
I also have no idea who is voting for Joe Biden. I haven’t met a single person who is voting for him and I live in the most Liberal place on earth. At least in 2016 I could find Clinton supporters everywhere. This year, everyone I speak to tells me they don’t like Joe Biden and won’t bother voting — yet he is up 10% in the polls? Smells fishy.

>>21623914
I hope this is true. The polls were wrong in 2016, hopefully they're wrong again.

>>21623895
Boomers will only die from now on, the next generations are more hostile towards China. They have an opinion of oppressive regime that needs to be dealt with in the name of freedom. This might be enough to solve "the China Problem" for a long time.

>>21623941
I have tried to talk to my family about it but it's pointless. They are race traitors and beyond help. If it ever came to conflict I would be taking up arms against them.

>>21623941
Good goyim, re-elect the cheeto man

a lot of my stuff is red pre-market

>>21623888
>you can't make much gains on it.
>almost doubled since last year
what the fuck

>>21623941
Can't fucking wait to

>>21623941
based can't wait to play fallout IRL

Thoughts on tech ETFs like VGT, XLK, SOXX and SKYY?

>>21623779
>no thought in their head except get rid of Trump
I'd say this sums up about 99% of liberals today. Only question is will they all (incl NAM) come out to vote?
I don't think Creepy Joe can win the lion's share of the independents so to win he would need a significant Dem voter turnout. I'm not sure I see that happening given COVID.

>>21623895
I don't see anyone electing a Chinese American for a long time mostly due to the China Flu and as >>21623965
noted: younger generations don't like China. Hopefully, we can elect someone based enough to restrict real estate or land ownership to American citizens. Or at least, lay a heavy yearly tax/fee on foreigners who do own real estate

>>21624030
This is exactly why the left is hell bent on mail in voting. Also, easier for fraud.

>>21623914
>>21623954
haha i can't fucking wait! november will be so fun, watching your retarded asses crying

>>21623987
OP was talking about if he should sell MSFT stock today. I don't see it climbing much higher anymore. Sure, if you bought it a year ago you made a 50% return but I don't think if you hold it another year, you'll reap another 50%. Do you?

>>21623684
I see that most powers are longing nukes, however one short position would completely obliterate the control structure.

>DPHC is up
>WKHS is up
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>21624139

This is a strong and prideful horse. Say something nice about the horse

>>21624098
Even without niggers rampaging across America because of some crack addict who suffocated, the Chink Flu and the Stimulus would be enough to win Trump this election. The recent "peaceful protests" are just a cherry on the top, normal people see this and they're tired of this shit. Despite what you probably think, Antifa is a fringe minority and nobody really supports their twisted ideology.

>>21624109
Depends if they buy TikTok or not. I'm still holding.

>>21623947
Tons of sheep that don't realize they're both halfwit child diddlers vote for Joe Jorgensen

>>21624030
>younger generations don't like China

do they dislike china enough to do something about it?
they don't care as long as their "apps" still work and they can still buy drugs
don't count on the younger generation for anything

>panic sold stock
>goes back up 15% in a week
>don't want to buy back in higher but i know it's going to keep going up

>>21624168
It's about time that nigger horse made me some money.

>>21624098
I almost hope Trump loses just so you can see the hellscape you voted for realized. But, God willing, it won't come to pass.

>>21624192
I hope it wasn't TSLA, cause you're about to see another 15%

new

>>21624209
>>21624209
>>21624209

>>21623925
I think it's a no brainer. 90% chance that it will go to $20 within a month or two

>>21623895
IVE UNIRONICALLY THOGHT ABOUT IT FOR FUCKING YEARS FAGGOT IM ALMOST 40. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FUCKED THE COUNTRY IS THE BOOMER GENERATION GAVE IT AWAY TO CHINA FOR DECADES

THE COMMUNIST PARTY CHINKS HIDING THEIR WEALTH FROM THE TAXES THEY INFLICT ON THEIR PLEBS AND PARKING IT IN OUR REAL ESTATE IS ONE OF THE MOST DAMAGING THINGS TO OUR MIDDLE AND LOWER CLASSES. LEGISLATION NEEDS TO BE FUCKING PASSED LIKE YESTERDAY TO BAN THEM FROM OWNING AMERICAN PROPERTY. IM VOTING TRUMP BECAUSE HES THE ONLY PRESIDENT SINCE EISENHOWER THAT HAS OFFERED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE SNEAKY COMMUNIST CONNIVING BUG PEOPLE. FUCK CHINKS!!!!!!!!!!
TRUMP IS LITERALLY THE SAVIOR OF THE MIDDLE CLASS WORKING MAN AND THE MSM EXCORIATES HIM WITH SLANDEROUS LIES CONCOCTED BY THEIR MASTER PUPPETEERS OF THE DNC. FUCK SELLING OUT OUR COUNTRY FUCK GIVING IT TO CHINA FUCK CHINKS

VOTE TRUMP OR GTFO MY COUNTRY FAGGOT AND MOVE TO CHINA. IVE HAD IT WITH YOU TRAITORS STOP SELLING OUR COUNTRY TO FUCKING COMMIES IF YOU WANT TO BE A SLAVE GO AHEAD AND MOVE THERE DONT INVITE THE MONGOLS TO ENSLAVE THE REST OF YOUR NEIGHBORS BITCH ASS RETARDS

>>21624121
Anyone who gets rid of their nukes is retarded.

>>21624177

Honestly though, how much of a revenue stream can TikTok possibly be? MS doesn't exactly have a great track record on acquisitions.

>>21624285
I meant bluffing

>>21624030
>I don't see anyone electing a Chinese American for a long time mostly due to the China Flu and as
CHING CHONGS HAVE BEEN FLYING THEIR PREGNANT HIVE QUEENS TO GIVE BIRTH ON US SOIL THEN LEAVE IMMEDIATELY BACK TO CHINKLAND TO ENROLL IN BUGSCHOOL SUPERCOMMIE TRAINING. THEYVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE THE 80S. WHEN THOSE CHINKS START HITTING 40 YEARS OLD THEY WILL BE ELIGIBLE FOR PRESIDENT. YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, RETARDS WHO SUBSCRIBE TO "BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP"

>>21624098
>/smg/ poster
>wants to see the anti-market candidate win
Are you a bear? or just a troll?

>>21624177
Valid point. Forgot about that POS app.

>>21624189
While I think that's true for the majority, I still think there's a significant portion of Millennials and Zoomers that abhor China; and I think that portion is growing. Certainly more so than in Boomers who sold the U.S. to China in the first place.

>>21624280
>>21624335
Based boomer ALL CAPS YELLING poasts

>>21623883
Shut the fuck up nigger. So are most companies. I honestly dont give a shit about fcel im trading the chart and chart is mooning

>>21624192
I did this with OSTK. Bought at 104, panic sold at 94, DIDN'T buy back at 84 and now it's at 114. Smh

>>21623859
I did. Basically one of the investors and former managing partners of the place im working at now was brought forth an opportunity. The guy that brought it to him basically just had a land agreement he was trying to convert into a license for recreational marijuana.
The thing is you have to go through a million hoops which requires a big network plus know how plus capital.
You get hung up in application fees, lobbyists, lawyers, and real estate deposits early on.
They burned through all their money very early and needed more funding.
I was at the right place at the right time and told him I had 100k liquid and could and wanted to try and get another 100k on debt. I was series A funding so I got a good deal IMO. The next round of funding was to raise $2 million.

>>21618689
A glimpse into the minds of tesla investors..
Well at least it kind of makes sense now.

>>21624372
SELLING TO CHINA WILL GO DOWN AS THE WORST MISTAKE IN USA HISTORY. FUCKING RETARDS RUNNING THIS SHIT SHOULD HAV ENEVER SOLD TO A PEOPLE WITH AN INCOMPATIBLE WAY OF LIFE. LIKE THESE RETARDS COULDNT AT LEAST CHOOSE SOMEONE ALIGNED WITH WESTERN VALUES. THEY HAD TO PICK COMMUNIST CRIMINALS LIKE MAO

>>21624280
They buy all these houses and they are kept empty. You see literally hundreds of abandoned homes, some brand new just empty. Sad

>>21623248

Sven Henrich went full boomer.

https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1242166418080256006
https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1241847138541285379
https://twitter.com/NorthmanTrader/status/1241079328420610050

>>21624280
BASED AS FUCK TINNITUS BOOMER

oy vey its going down, sell orders set yet goy?

>>21624640
LITERALLY 1 DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE, KEPT SEEING THESE CHINK WOMEN DRIVING BACK AND FORTH IN BLACK ESCALADES AND MERCEDES FOR LIKE A MONTH. I TALKED TO THE NEIGHBORS AND THEY SAID IT WAS A CHINESE DIPLOMAT. NOBODY HAS LIVED THERE FOR 2 YEARS SINCE THEY BOUGHT IT AND STAYED IN IT FOR LIKE A MONTH

Thanks to the guy that mentioned FCEL in the last threD. Good start so far