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I want to have sex

>> No.21519715
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>>21519689
I want to have sex with you

>> No.21519722
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>>21519689

>> No.21519735

Me too.
Last year I lived in Asia, and fugged many girls. Now I'm stuck on American, and I day dream about those sweet Asian girls all day everyday...

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got room for 1 more?

>> No.21519748

>>21519689
I fingered a girl last night. It was wierd but ok at the same time i guess.

>> No.21519757

>>21519689
Don't let these faggots tell you a hooker is a mistake.
All people are whores for something, hookers just cut to the chase and trade sex for money.

>> No.21519765

>>21519689
I already sex with you. did you like? from behind like a dolphin fuck me aha aha we have a goodtime hello?

>> No.21519780

I payed a girl on tinder to lick her feet and suck her toes

>> No.21519782

>>21519689
same

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>>21519689
fuck you

>> No.21519813

>>21519757
i would but the thought of putting my peepee where thousands of other peepees have gone recently completely puts me off

>> No.21519819

>>21519689
Have sex

>> No.21519973

>>21519813
And you think any woman over 16 isn’t basically the same thing? Some whores are unironically cleaner cause at least they properly groom and make guys use condoms (you can convince them to fuck raw btw but you either gotta have good chemistry or pay more)
The best sex is still with a girl you care about but that’s a huge investment usually, whores are better than trying to just hook up with average sluts

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>>21519757
This

I own a business and had this girl recognize me from high school the other day. God she had such a fat ass and tits.
She started asking if I go out a lot (clubing/barhopping). Sadly I had to brush her off. I don't like mixing business and pleasure because in my industry that is a quick way to get fucked.
I think I lowered her interest too sticking to business talk.
Fuck what do I do?

>> No.21519984

>>21519689
Same but how does one go about doing that especially in these challenging unprecedented times where I have to stay home from campus and I can’t go to a bar. I’m losing my mind.

>> No.21520049

I may be a coinlet but at least I'm selr employed and am married getting all the fuck I want. Way more wealthy than you, anon.

>> No.21520154

>>21519976
You can’t go clubbing or bar hopping anymore

>> No.21520220

>>21519976
ass cheek 2x her face size

>> No.21520315

>>21520154
I know it pisses me off. Fat ass gets put in front of me by mere chance and I can't do shit.
Could it be a test?

>>21520220
The girl had an as like this but was shorter. And had degen piercings but IDGAF.

>> No.21520345

>>21519984
Cash out 10 linkies
Google "escort" in your town
Find nice looking one
Call her
Go to her place
Have sex

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>>21519689
Buy a melon.
Slightly microwave it.
Make a hole on it.
Have sex with the melon.
Cry on the floor.
Repeat.

>> No.21520451

>>21519984
You poor normalfag, I hope more of you rope

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I want to lose my virginity to a girl I like

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i bought a premium sex doll with covid 19 relief funds

>> No.21520496

>>21519689
Sell coins
move to Europe
buy 7/10 women for 30minutes

>> No.21520512

>>21519780
the dream

>> No.21520559

>>21519976
dude. you should have connected with her some way (social media, phone #), and then talk later lol.

>> No.21520587

>>21519689
Cash out and you will have sex with th goverment

>> No.21520719

>>21519689
>>21519715
>>21519740
Imagine the smell

>> No.21520780

>thousands of escorts online

>> No.21520977

Squelchcoin; accepted at legal brothels worldwide, each coin backed by one hour's squelching of your choice of eager whore's reproductive regions. ILO (initial loin offering) launches soon

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>> No.21522491

>>21519689
Anon, I'm lying now and waiting~
>o--->O}

>> No.21523010

>>21520360
does this actually work
asking for a fren

>> No.21523051

sex is overrated unless its with the right person op

>> No.21523076

>>21519689
have sex

>> No.21523188

Sex is nice, but not in any way life changing. I'd rather make money desu.

>> No.21523756

>>21519757
It's still not worth it in most cases. You have to get lucky or you just get really bad expensive mechanical sex

>> No.21523814

>>21519689
Fuck a warm cantaloupe nerd.

>> No.21523887

Raise chickens and fuck chicken in booty hole break egg inside chicken and let it cream pie

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/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.21524960

Bros whenever i see a man getting married i instantly think what a cuck he is that he allowed some half wit woman to emotionally ensnare him and she wll be fucking behind his back in a few years while hes goo goo gaa gaa in love like a twat

anyone else knows this feels

>> No.21525036

>>21519748
I hate fingering girls. There's never any end to it and their orgasms make no sense. I really don't give a shit about female pleasure to begin with honestly. When women moan it annoys me. I've actually told them to shut up (politely) on multiple occasions.

>> No.21525432

>>21525036
Try fingering boys instead then.

>> No.21525458

>>21519689
Dont we all brother

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>>21523887