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of course. who would want to deprive their father of such a good opportunity?

>>21418955

tell him to do his own research and invest at his own risk. because if he fucks up and loses his money he will blame you for it

>>21419117
hes 86 and has sever parks can barely walk. i think he just wants to have fun

>>21419117
wow, thanks for the reddit post

>>21419160
Just throw it in BTC. Safest bet.

>>21418955
Real estate

Wait for a dump or another economic crisis to pop and have him just roll that money’s into bit/etc for atleast a 2x return

>>21418955
Its 350k total. Just buy a 350k appartment and enjoy the $3k steady revenu.

>>21419160
all in link

>>21419160
Get him a jacuzzi and weed that old man needs it

>>21418955
TranquilityNET

>>21418955
100k all in Swipe and tell him you get 15% of the profits for managing the acct. EZ money for you both EOM.

>>21419275
>15 years to break even

>>21418955
Listen, once you’ve made it you have to put it into gold. So you can protect it. Fucking idiots taking out link after making it and then putting it into the fucking market when it’s overinflated beyond anything we’ve ever seen before. You take out 100k and you buy 50 ounces of gold or 3,000 ounces of silver.

>>21419160
>i think he just wants to have fun
Unironically, all in on FUN

>>21418955
Doge of course

>>21418955
Algorand. Statera. For a potential mooning like Link.

Or Agi, Ocean Protocol. Both are onto things.

>>21418955
Get him a crack ho slut and some dmt.

ETH

>>21418955
ALGO, Tezos, Link and he'll make it boomer big

>>21419003
Unironically.

>>21418955
Algo. He’ll have 5x by eoy.
The Algorithm is working.

>>21419160
All in link.
If you love him anyways

>>21418955
Screencap, this will be great. This will turn out just fine.

>>21419488
Algorand is steady up. But please start shilling it on wednesday so I can buy more lmao

>>21419488
checked my fellow Algonaut

>>21418955
Get him some YAM.

>>21419160
>my dad is 86 and I’m posting on 4chan
Nigga how old are you?

>>21418955
Put it in ETH. You will feel terrible if you lose your dad's money.

>>21418955
All in on QNT & Link

>>21419605
I have a buddy who’s also only 22 and his dad just died at 80. His father was a priest for many many years so he didn’t have kids til he was like 60 by pulling a chad move leaving the church and impregnating a 30 year old.
Could be like that.

>>21419720
Based. Did you know that John Tyler the 10th president of the United states who was born in 1790 still have 2 grandchildren alive today? And they aren’t even that old... they are like 93

>>21419605
ya im 26. i actually wasnt the accident my sister whose 3 years old is. once she was born he said we cant let her be an only child

>>21419363
lol im not cashing out for years. if anything ill put what ive made into eth/btc. fuck the system

>>21419850
At least your dad was fuckin fertile wymyn in his 80s

>>21419160
Eth is your safest bet.

eth / btc for steady gains
link / xrp if he wants to go to the moon

>>21419885
Listen asshole. Just get even 10 ounces of gold. You have so much anyway. Just do as I say

>>21419885
You think stock market gains are going to be anywhere near what they have been in the past? The market is about to implode. Btc and eth are fine... but you need some metal. I know your a faggot and don’t understand but just do it

>>21419902
You give OP too much credit. Probably 00's. Anyone could get a thot then.

>2000 was 20yrs ago.

Tell him the only reason you made that much was due to delusional gambling that happened to pay off and that he shouldn't seek you for investment advice.
But do look around for the more reasonable apy% defi projects that you think aren't going to collapse in a year. Can't say which since I haven't done deep research on that yet.

>>21420088 my dad is OG been married 8 times. my siblings besides my full blood sister are all 50-60 and hate me tho. i think they got jealous im favorite
>>21419992 ill think about it. boomer stocks are boring tho. i dont like the system or supporting it. besides elon musk is going to make it rain gold

>>21419160
IMO 32 eth, 2 BTC, and 4k link and the rest on some LP if you can.

>>21418955
Wew lad checked. That’s what I’m talking about. Obviously get him a link stack

>>21420173
Don’t think about it just do it. It’s one thing if you don’t have much and deciding on crypto or PMs but your making sick money now. Shave off a measly 30k and get gold. All of us in PMG have done all the work for you.

>>21419160
Thats depressing anon. Stick some in link and spend the rest on immediate pleasure, treat the guy.

>>21420134
>reasonable apy%

you lost me there

>>21418955
Unironically, still link. $100 is on the horizon now, and the fabled $1k is then only another x10 from there. Your boomer dad probably wants less risk and the ability to still do x50 on that 100k is nothing to be sneezed at.

If not, then PNK. Slightly more risk as its an earlier project, but it's potentially just as important as Link to the whole ecosystem. LRC is a good bet too (cos with the gas fees so high loopring is gaining traction fast). Exchange coins don't necessarily have a x100 in them though. Ren and AKRO is probably a bit late but still decent. Another x10 at least in each of em.

>>21420498
what's a reasonable apy, then?

>>21420498
He means to put it in Aave or use it on Synthetix to yield farm or something, and that's all a bit esoteric for boomer newfags. I dunno if I'd bother though, we're still in this little mini bullrun. Might as well ride the waves up a bit.

ocean protocol, energy web token, link, enjin, btc, eth, kyber, decred.

>>21418955
Based STA

>>21419160
All in BZRX if he wants to have fun.

>>21420542 ill look at all these thanks for suggestions
>>21420630
ill look at all these thanks for suggestions
>>21420692 ill look at all these thanks for suggestions
>>21420628 im not against reasonable apy. just against the traditional marks for example amazon or apple. he wants in some crypto action that he can check everyday that will excite him. ideally for the better. i think he would get bored with something like XRP. and I also hate XRP

>>21419813
Fucking amazing. It's weird to think that to most people around my 30yo boomer age, WWII was something that happened to our grandparents, and to them the Civil War happened to their grandparents, whose grandparents were in the Revolutionary War. If you're a baller breeder I guess you can skip a few generations even. This country is really not that old and has undergone massive changes since inception.

>>21419189
lies. BTC is a slow expensive coin, a feature that kills its use in commerce, which is also the only thing it does. Changing bitcoin seems impossible, and will probably lead to more chainsplits, like BCH. LINK is a blockchain agnostic oracle network that has real utility. if its slow and expensive on one chain, it still has a usecase on other chains.

>BTC on other chains

Why even use BTC at that point? it can be ETH, it can be tokenised precious metals, it could be DAI or literally any other asset.

BTC might be "a safe bet" in cryptoland, but i forsee a slow death for BTC, as utility is already miniscule, and cant grow.

CTRL + F
no RSR, disappointing

>>21418955
This is how families break. Don't invest your father's money for him.

>>21420890
This is what people said in 2017
>Bch is the new btc bro!
It’s never dying

>>21420868 lol yeah to be honest all he ever wanted me to do was join the army and serve. he grew up reading WWII headlines but turned 20 around 1956. I think he was disappointed he couldnt serve in the war. crazy era
>>21420938 Ha. He grew up extremely poor but became very successful. 100k to him is absolutely minimal. He never gave us shit though told me to join the military or take out loans for college lmao. raised us right.

>>21419160
Tell him you have locked in a 10 year compounding interest account at 3% per year. Spend it on coke and whores. Unlikely he will still be around at 96 (unfortunatly), but with his co-morbitities its likely true.
Bonus points: Indulge him in coke and whores as well, tell him your using your $250k.

>>21419160
your dad is 86 wtf. How old are you?

>>21419368
>tfw lost all my Fun-chan pics

>>21420173
>my dad is OG been married 8 times. my siblings besides my full blood sister are all 50-60 and hate me tho. i think they got jealous im favorite
That's a lot of marriage, are you a Muslim family and is he polygamist? If so that's based.
Your half siblings are probably mad that your existence is splitting the heritage even more, they probably didn't expected your dad to make more children passed 65 yo

you only made it if you cashed out

>>21421133 im 26
>>21421107 Haha love the 4chan advice. No I made enough to not need cash right now. I legitimately want him to see a 2-3x before he dies. He probably has 1-2 years left. Hes about to not be able to talk. He needs something fun to watch.

>>21420793
Ethereum, not too exciting not too boring, lower risk, potential to x3.
V-ID (VIDT), currently in a parabolic ascent, marketcap is still "pumpable" to x10.
Chainlink, either it'll dump or crab, can't see it breaking 20$ and stay there.

>>21421193 imo you only made it if you hold minimum 100 bitcoin. I could careless about dollars I have a 6 figure engineer job. Im waiting until crypto is mainstream

>>21420974
>It will never die!!
>It will never grow!!

it will stick around, but not really be usable for anyone. the only thing BTC is actually used for is buying the alts that will eventually replace granpapa Bitcoin

>>21419189
If he puts it in BTC he'll be dead by the time he breaks even

>>21421194
Just tell him you have invested it then and give him 200k back in 3 months time using your gains. Make a big show about how lucky you got on that investment etc. Im assuming your an only child? You will get it all back in the will. Give him the certainty of a positive outcome, dont risk him losing the money because you dont want that dissapointment at that stage of your life.

>>21421324
>lying to your father

>>21421814 exactly
>>21421324 haha yeah i want it in his account. 100k loss really wont mean much hes very smart and understands risk

I think STA/RSR/Ocean/PNK seems to be the picks and maybe ADA or ETH for secure

>>21418955
CEL token. He'll also get weekly interest as he watches it moon for the rest of his life.

>>21418955

Obviously ZRX 0x

>>21418955
https://www.standardcryptofund.com/


https://www.standardcryptofund.com/
https://www.standardcryptofund.com/
https://medium.com/standard-crypto-fund/standard-crypto-fund-qqqf-f8ced06ac82c

Also he’s asking why it’s not on the stock exchange. I don’t actually know why blockchain companies don’t list like coinbase. Do you guys know?