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Surely Tesla will open red Monday

faggot

cute girls !

M-MY MONEY

it is your fiduciary duty to take money from gamblers

Fuck anime

Sun Metals spiked 10% today and I have no idea why

>>21415514
Let's make this a creepy monster girl thread.

No Ding Ding?
DING DING DING
How was your day and week?

Jumped the AAPL ship EoD to switch to Mastercard.
Up 0.3% on the day and probably 3% on the week.
AAPL carried me this week and PYPL and FB did their job of providing me a few bucks. MSFT continues to crab

can SOXL bro please explain why i SHOULDN'T buy SOXL right now?
it sure looks like it's at the bottom of the channel and this is exactly where i'd normally buy

Dubbs and next week is going to be a slaughterhouse

>>21415555
cute girls get quads

This is fine right?

>denn +3.28%

dennys just keeps going

>>21415514
Cya on Monday bros

God,please if JMIA goes to 14.00 at least. Im leveraged as fuck.

Are you winning son?

BofA upgrade Tesla from underperform to neutral. Trying to pump it before they dump it. Time to sell.

>>21415555
This desu
>>21415374
You too
>>21411726
It removes a lot of problems, Anon.
It can not make you happy though. Just like money can buy you a gym membership and whey, but not muscles.
>>21415642
Bye

when will the long nightmare end for horsebros? waiting for this contract is killing me inside

RKT is going sub 10 dollars. thanks for reading my blog post.

>>21415603
he was early today because he's on mexico time or something

ding ding ding, fuck RKT and TSLA

>>21415619
Rolling for bullish dubs

>>21415691
Oh, I didnt see him.
Good for him. Ill take a vacation as well.

SPY back to all time high. I need to dump it today, right? please give me a serious answer.

>>21415676
USPS just said they wont be able to manage mail in ballots for 46 states. 4 more years of trump

Who’s behind these Jewish tricks?

>>21415676
when you sell

>>21415729
Crabb then

>>21415514
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

I want to get into stock trading but I live in Canada. I was hoping fellow Canadian would know some good broker sites we can use or if the ones in the us broker link work with Canada too. I put 500 on the Wealthsimple app where they redistribute your money into different stocks but I’d like to do some or all the investing myself and can’t figure out how to do that on this site.

How long are people holding their WKHS? I'm debating pulling all of my money out of everything but my horse and putting it into leveraged ETFs like FNGU and HIBL. Good idea or dumb? Feels like the Fed is going to keep propping the market up for a while

>>21415514
>RKT

Fuck yeah Denny's!

Also there will be no side by side pissing, citizen.

*cracks a cold one open*
What a day...

>>21415743
All the shorties closing their positions for the weekend

I hope you're not holding puts

>>21415781
they finally admit that we've been basically pissing directly on one another all this time

i fucking knew it

>>21415603
Not bad, Im wining but a lot less than I expected, I was jewed by SLV, but I recovered with NET, JMIA, and earned a bit more

>>21415555
Witnessed.

>>21415733
Guys, answer me. I'm still at work so I don't have any hot anime girls to attract more attention to my post right now

>>21415631
Why are the put options colored green if its a loss?

>>21415603
+$1.26 (0.02%) TFSA
+$13.67 (1.05%) Meme account

>>21415789

>>21415838
>>21415733
>Ever selling
You only sell right before a crash. The rest of the time you accumulate more and more.

>>21415758
I tought leafs could invest in RobinHood. If you can't just start in etoro.

should i be comfortable writing covered calls on BAC

>>21415758
You can buy individual stocks manually on wealthsimpletons. Alternates include questrade and IB. It depends how you want to trade and what fee structure suits you best.

WAT IS THIS??
Is there another leg to this? Is it a spread? Should I be buying URTY??

>>21415603
>>21414708
That sucks. DMV is boring and means you gotta risk catching the coof.

This was one of my worst weeks of investing, probably in the top 10 bads. Oh well!

>>21415514
>good job
Heh yeah I really deserve that...

DONT COME TO THE STOCK MARKET ON MONDAY. IM WARNING YOU.

How does Elon do it? Tesla couldn't even come close to matching the valuation they have right now if they managed to completely take over the US and Chinese auto market combined, yet it just grows and grows. Normally I'd chalk it up to retail but even big money loves Tesla.
What am I not seeing? How does this company manage to sell itself so well?

>>21415514
You did buy GE right? Orange man shilled it earlier today. Moon mission coming Monday

>>21415647

>>21415733
A fund like SPY, TQQQ, QQQ are for long holding, you sell when you come to the conclusion you made it or before a obvious ccorona-like crash

>>21415956
>TSLA is a car company
Hello boomer.

>>21415953

>>21415956
battery business and reddit hype

>>21415956
They don't have any shareholders, they have a Cult. Also, when you drive a Tesla car once, nothing ever feels the same again.
Plus the guy is pretty based, we have a moon mission from SpaceX, then Mars. He's pushing our retarded race forward quite a bit in his lifeftime. That sells more than some random Board of Directors at Ford and some old picture of a dead CEO.

>>21415956
Cult of personality and capture of retail meme status.

>>21415619
>>21415729
Rolling for more SNIB SNAB

>>21415956
Because Elon musk is just the shitty con man of the new century. TSLA is just so high because the rest of the companies under it aren't traded separately so it's heavily speculated upon because none of them combined individually would still add up to its absurd value now. People are fucking morons.

>>21415956
Big money is still shorting him. Cult will literally die for him. He promises 100 things, barely delivers on one.
There is a con man for every age. He is ours.

>>21416045
>13F Filings for the June 30, 2020 Quarter are due August 14th, 2020.
13F Filings for the June 30, 2020 Quarter are due August 14th, 2020.
>13F Filings for the June 30, 2020 Quarter are due August 14th, 2020.
13F Filings for the June 30, 2020 Quarter are due August 14th, 2020.

OHHHHH FUCK IT'S 13F SEASON!!!
What else can we find?

Feels okay

>>21416266
What? Don't tell me gold will hit $15,000 any time soon. I'll neck myself if the Boomer Rocks win in the end.

>>21415910
>>21415928
Thanks for the info, I’ll check out Robinhood, questrade, and ib

>>21415980
Kek, I've owned GE shares for a good bit now. Figured sooner or later my time would come.

>>21416183
>Paypal
>Tesla
>Battery tech
>Digging tech
>SpaceX
>conman
Literally orange man bad cult but space man bad instead.

>>21415956
https://youtu.be/FzAb8rVqDkY

I bought TQQQ at the top

>>21415928
Would you also know if there actually is any point in blindly giving wealthsimple or similar sites my money to reinvest? I understand you’d probably make far better gains doing the research and investing yourself but is would it be worth it while I’m educating myself for the next month or two?

>In the red 99% of the day
>Close green up .07% in the final 5 minutes

>buffet adds gold

RIP /pmg/

Hmm, a pair of Michael Jordon's 1985 sneakers sold for over 600,000 at auction. Fucking hell. A pair of used shoes.

>>21416266
SAUCE
https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/warren-buffett-buy-barrick-gold-201428776.html?guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAHrvYDPEk-dQD3ET_C2t2M1j_MQ1dYaiZBmde3Z4gTCQhWfjcbPkTQWzo3tHtdAIuiYMz4pF-irH9W5mZ69lY3GF8e-F2XxVdJ4gGWKctYGC8YEPbAUmXvIrOuuTsrYygcqiF5uGvrb5Q18ghvTMQhLkQaOp_7VScKKHFMsg4VB8&_guc_consent_skip=1597436885

>>21416183
>>21416203

>>21416566
>FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL Edition

>>21416512
That's good for you my fren! I was cheering for you!

>>21415619
I hope so. I've held off on getting even on my GOOG put in hopes it will crash. I shoulda just sold at a small loss and bought back cheaper...

Is a good idea to DCA reverse ETFs?

>>21416512
Literally opposite for me
Doing good all day getting wrecked in the after hours

>>21415619
If dubs, we bearfags will make it.

>>21415743
The power hour (final 5 minutes edition)

>>21415514
I'm fairly new to investing though I've been doing OK so far and learning a lot.

If a 5-10% correction happens next week due to lack of stimulus coupled with bad news from Tomorrow's China negotiation, what will it look like on the ground? How will I know it's happening before its too late?

I've pulled out most of my money in preparation over the past couple of days. I could just use some tips on recognizing the correction for what it is and your past experiences on the day of correction.

>>21415641
Based as all h*ck

>>21416029
Such nice car company.

It must be raking in profits. What are the profits so far in this pump and dump?

>>21416266
>>21416582
>uk.sports.yahoo
kek nah here's a better one

>https://whalewisdom.com/filer/berkshire-hathaway-inc#tabholdings_tab_link

BERKSHIRE bought BARRICK

he did not buy gold, he bought GOLD

It makes up 0.28% of the portfolio, while Visa is 0.97%, Coca Cola is 10.08%, and AAPL is 35.52%.
So I wouldn't get too excited, but it does make me wish I'd added to Barrick or the RING etf this week.

It should also be noted that they took out Yen denominated debt earlier this year. They're hedging some USD risk?

https://whalewisdom.com/filer/berkshire-hathaway-inc#tabholdings_tab_link

>>21416266
Nice

I am confident CODX will pump

So reading through, Buffet is just buying a GOLD MINING STOCK not physical gold. Said gold mining stock is only getting a very very very very small percentage of portfolio funds allocated to it (0.28%). So don't cream your pants just yet, but it may spark a bullrun for mining stocks next week. Not going to see huge moves most likely though.

Alright friends what boomer stronk do I replace NET with next week, done holding that stupid meme stock

>>21416687
>How will I know it's happening before its too late?
Realistically you have no idea of knowing. The big guys will know the result before the negotiations will even start. Any fact will in the hands of BlackRock and DB before you have any chance to react.

Just buy the dip and hodl is my advice. You may be completely correct but the market might still go the other way.

>>21416624
answer is no for any leveraged ETF or inverse ETF

>>21416801
I sold my NET this week to buy more APPL at the top

>>21415758
Wealthsimple Trade

>>21416801
Why did you go into NET if you have paper hands? NET was always advertised here as a long term, not a moon mission. Despite its crabbing it's remained pretty stable. Bu to answer your question, replace it with Pepsi.

>be tech company that has already pumped to absurd levels
>announce a split
>add 10% market cap
This is going to end in tears

>>21416624
Never DCA into anything that can make you owe money.

>>21416935

>>21416825
Presuming that I know the outcome of investigation, I'm more asking what are some signs I would see early in the day that it was the day. Or some signs I might see that it has reached bottom once if has begun.

For instance, in a market correction, I assume not everything goes down. Would a sign be a more averaged drop over an entire fund as opposed to the big individual winners and losers you see on a normal day?

What about large institutional withdraws from the markets or put options?

>>21416935
don't cry because of your shitty plays, fag

>>21415603
Another comfy $FPX day.

>>21416781
I've shilled QDEL a couple times here. They're the only company with an FDA approved antigen test.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2020/08/04/with-no-national-testing-strategy-6-states-agree-to-buy-3-million-rapid-coronavirus-tests/

It may be "priced in" but I'm wondering if that's the actuality or not. They're kind of a one trick pony though. In any case they currently have the market cornered.

>>21417009
There are few indicators that work when the big algos collude to dump it. Especially in this manipulated market.
My advice would be to not bother and just spend more time on researching companies than trying to predict a dip.

Sometimes dark pool movement is a sign but it could really mean anything.

>sell TSLA at $1480 to secure meme profits
>announces split literally next day
>sell 10% of my long apple positions to secure some profit
>announce split 3 days later
Everything I touch shoots to the moon

>>21415603
I'm up a whopping $100

>>21415603
Comfy +0.11% today. Ended the week +0.8%, which is pretty okay considering how Tuesday went. The only move I made this week was buying a little bit of JPM and RL. Looking forward to next week!

>>21416431
Cute as fuck
>>21416512
Disgusting and full of plastic

>>21416488
>Would you also know if there actually is any point in blindly giving wealthsimple or similar sites my money to reinvest?
No. Never. Buy SPY and QQQ. They outperform any managed fund. If you are very wealthy you could hire a financial consultant to do your investing but he had better be damned good.

>>21416512
Here's the rest of her.

>>21415646
what could possibly go wrong with a nigerian stock

Oct 16 WKHS calls is the key to your financial freedom anon

>>21415758
Wealthsimple Trade for stocks, Questrade for options

>>21415603
I'm up another day in a row thanks to Buffett.

I'm back from the DMV boyos! I did it! I got my learner's permit, I'm gonna learn how to drive :D
>>21415691
Yes sorry I had to be a little early, I think Romano's has better drink prices in Mexico

>>21417271
I see this posted a lot but I cant figure out where on the face these two bits come from

Surely that's not jawbone as it would leave nothing left and the remaining structure weak

help me bros

I am actually livid at SPY’s action right before close and AH. I didn’t have any positions in it, but I am still fucking furious.

>>21417336
Yay!

Been thinking on getting some currency ETF that works Swiss Franc and the US Dollar.

Anyone else afraid the dollar will go to shit?

>>21417085
When did you buy?

>>21416935
Yeah Apple is down bigly since that 1:7 split.

>>21417336
Always wondered what you're invested in, it always crabs

>>21417148
I'm definitely spending my time researching companies. I'm just trying to collect any information I can on this as well. I'm also watching classes on investment in the background.

I'm just trying to apply the invest what you know strategy. I have a background in political science and law so I'm trying to base my investment strategy around tracking political trends/regulatory changes and court cases.

As such, I'm much more confident about a looming correction than I am any individual stock.

>>21417340
>>Surely that's not jawbone as it would leave nothing left and the remaining structure weak
You're underestimating the average gook face.
Can someone pls post Baggie's gf?

>>21417568

>>21417604
Thanks.

KODAK LOSERS, THERES HOPE

Check out Dalio's top holdings,
I think I'm going to add BABA before this Ant Financial thing. Maybe right now?

BRIDGEWATER BUYING
>BABA / Alibaba Group Holding Limited
>WY / Weyerhaeuser Co.
>DD / DuPont De Nemours & Co., Inc.


Buffett also bought
>The Liberty SiriusXM Group (LSXMK)
>STORE Capital Corp (STOR)
>Kroger Co. (KR)
>Suncor Energy, Inc. (SU)

>>21417336
congrats!!!

>>21417271
>>21417340
>>21417568
so is this where they are from?

>>21417336
Are you underage?

>>21417706
Exactly.

i went long gold cause of warren buffet

>>21417637
>index etf stocks/bonds and gold
I guess i could be a hedge fund manager too.

>>21417634
Did you lose money on KODK? Give us a call at 1-800-WELL-FUCK-EM

>>21417271
Non-reconstructive plastic surgery should just be globally banned, literally un-natural selection to make the next generations of people as ugly as possible.

>>21417736
still pretty extreme

maybe the picture of the shaved bones look bigger than they are

i'm not a gook, but feeling mine and taking that off wouldn't leave much integrity left desu

>Buffett
>Lost billions
>Sold a shit ton of shares across the platform over the past couple of months
>Bought gold

This guy, what happened to keep on averaging instead of selling?

>>21416899
checked. why am I getting 2017 vibes again?

>>21417854
Even the ultimate buy-and-hodl gigaboomer realized that buying and holding is a meme.

>>21417634
>>21417773
How much longer do you guys think before Kodak gets all the way down to its start point?

I haven't had time to research it yet, but given that the supposed insider trading was a Jew making a donation to a Jewish religious organization there's probably a less than zero chance of the Demorats backing off. Their party would be broke without Jewish donations.

>>21417510
I told u it's a secret, and it definitely doesn't crab! I'm up for the year and my daily fluctuations are usually roughly in line with index movement. If anything I'm higher beta than the indices!
>>21417637
That's a lotta Chinar :O
Guess he wasn't kidding about the gold either, redeemed himself pretty strong with that one
>>21417711
No I'm 24

>>21417826
I dunno man, what if you don't want to trade in your old wrinkled up 50 year old for a newer model because she's going to want to cut you down from 10 million to 5 million and put you in a spot where you can't even afford a new trophy wife. You could just have her go under the knife for far less and like it's a win win all around? The doc gets paid, your wife gets a new pair of knockers or face or what ever.

Is Wirecard a good investment right now?

>>21415631
>CLSK
My stop loss triggered with this a couple weeks back. I hate high volatility.

>>21417978
>Kodak gets all the way down to its start point?
Oh god damn it. They're not getting the money now? Fuck I already bought calls.

>>21418136
yes

>>21418136
ACTUALLY good question, afaik business is still operational... or did I miss something?

I made it, boys!

buffet's late to the most obvious sector buy (gold miners) in decades, but better late than never, and he should finally get the normies and fund managers to start making an allocation to gold. the average person has no exposure to gold, other than maybe a wedding band or some earrings. if you look at 401k plans, none of them offer any real exposure to gold, the closest you can probably get is just buying the S&P500 and getting Newmont as some tiny sliver of it.

>>21418136
the ceo did run away from the police.
gets kicked out of trading places

>>21417336
what kind of car are you gonna get when u can drive ??

>>21418136
>Pictures of one of the main managers all over Euro train stations and airports
>Billions disappeared
>Bankrupt
All in. Its the next Paypal.

>>21417751
I think that's the way to do it, minimize single stock risk by having your largest positions be in broad etf's you're bullish on. THEN add on the things you want extra exposure too, your NTDOYs and SNE's and AMAT's and REGN's...

>>21418005
>it's a secret
that's the worst.

Dalio also bought POOL!!

>>21418136
Didn't the CEO of that company got killed?

>>21418251
I alredy have a Toyota Tacoma, it's really cute and I'm excited to drive it around!
>>21418297
You know I shout out whenever I make a new play, I just concluded my GS buy n stuff! My longterm stuff is all very pedestrian, indices, QYLD, SVXY, GEO, KO, a little BA, BWL/A, a little BA, some random microcaps I've picked up
>>21418331
wtfwtfwtfwtf Dalio bends the knee to ratsu :OO

I'm sure fucking glad I did not hit the buy button when Tesla was at 1386 FML when I was debating it, it literally poped 6% in a flash goddamn it

Had a call option expire worthless for first time ever today /smg/. Any recent milestone for you guys?

>>21417604
Baggie has good taste. What a cutie.

>>21418498
>QYLD
Why? Its objectively worse than QQQ.

>>21418184
>or did I miss something?
Days prior to the Wirecard audit and news, there was a huge volume of puts option to Wirecard stocks. Those who placed the puts made millions. So it's highly probable that the Wirecard fraud incident was an inside job.

>>21418545
Bought and sold my very first option this week (weekly) for a 20% profit

Got some Tesla puts for Monday did I fuck up? Thinking it should drop at least $40-50

>>21418545
Why? When the value drops low enough youre better off closing the option and writing another call.

I hate warrnen buffet. Jnug stop loss triggered today after a week of getting battered. I lost only $250 but it's frustrating to see such a groundbreaking announcement literally the day my exit point that I set weeks ago triggers.

>>21417419
It literally says it in the picture.

>>21418498
QYLD is a worse version of QQQX though

>>21418601
Got a pic of the gain?

>>21418569
I liked it's conservatively bullish bent before the crash and I cost averaged a lot during it. I'm green on it now and should probably just replace it with more SPY honestly

Look who's late to the party, Soros bought Barrick in 2016.

>>21418599
>Wirecard complains about a short seller intrigue for years
>"Some people are trying to make our stock go down!!!"
>Forward a few years
>It is revealed that there really was such a plot
>The people behind it are Wirecard
Lmao
I hope they make a movie out of this.

anyone following TLT calls for the Fed schedule next week?

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1294318193671102467

>>21418671
>Buffaggot buys gold
Time to sell!

>>21418632
Shit my bad

>>21418671
Late? People who buy on Monday will be late.

>>21418654
Why not just buy 100 QQQ and write covered calls yourself? Basically do exactly what QYLD does but actually profitable.

You know people can argue about MSFT or AAPL but QYLD is an index that is so bad that NOBODY should have it in their portfolio.

>>21415867
because they went up in value today

>>21418718
How much gold could Buffet-sama buy at market price right now?

>>21418569
Man, why is QYLD so bad???

>>21418751
That's too much of my port to allocate to an index I don't even like, it seemed like a good idea last winter when I was assuming we'd crab up slowly

>>21418737
nice
anyone who gets shaken out of metals with these short term bumps deserves to lose out on solid mid-term growth

>>21418737
Pretty late should of bought them at 1700s 1800s gold. Should of sold Burger King a long time ago.

>>21415603
I’m financially ruined

>>21418796
Because its a buy-write index, but using an unprofitable options strategy.
There is no reason for it to exist. I couldnt explain to you why it is even an option to buy it. Like... Why? How? Even SQQQ makes sense short term for bears. QYLD just doesnt.
>>21418838
How much you got senpai?
You might get 100 AAPL, which is pretty similiar to just owning QQQ tbqhwy senpai

>>21418899
I could get 100 AAPL but then I wouldn't have enough to manically sling around futures contracts at 3am >_<

>>21418693
I think it would sell more if they make it into a porno.

im saddled to a BAC covered call until the 21st, i will have 2700 hundred left to do something with
give me a play

>>21418961
I... see.

>>21418671
Barrick gold dumped after hours. Do we try to piggyback on the jews to a moon mission?

>>21415603
Are those boiled eggs in the coffee? What the hell am I looking at?

>>21418498
>I just concluded my GS buy n stuff
oh no... well Berkshire doesn't seem to have that same amount of faith in the goldman sachs...

>>21418569
only if you assume past performance is related to future results

>>21418899
owning some QQQX or SPXX or KNG make sense for the part of your portfolio that you would normally have bonds
it makes a lot more sense than SQQQ
when bond yields are below zero, you load up on divvy-enhanced buy-write
but never 100% buy-write, of course

>>21419052
marshmellows ??
what country are you from ??

>>21418643
I'm a retard that decided to buy at open. If I bought at close I would have been up 400%+ but hey, profit is profit

What do we think about AHT? Hotel REIT at yearly low right now

>>21415612
Semiconductor business is drying up, things are only looking more grim in the immediate future.

>>21419122
>putting marshmallows into coffee
Degenerate.

>>21419205
WDC really spoiled the party

Now I have to consider if selling Micron at a loss is the best move for now.

Why do people even invest in these god damn pharma companies it looks like 99% of them have just been slowly crawling towards death since they IPO'd

>>21419205
it's a bit cyclical, ya
but the stocks won't necessarily be as cyclical, because the market KNOWS that the semi market is cyclical and will bounce back eventually

think about it

>>21419285
into hot cocoa my love
not coffee
but it would probably be good in coffee too
putting more and more sugar into drinks until we die is the american way
it's just what we do

>>21418700
>https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1294318193671102467

I never know how to read these. This is a 35,200 unit call purchase for strike of $175 sold at $55-59, so the transaction cost is ~$20,064. That's a very small sum of money, even on a loss that's a rounding error for a hedge.

>>21419205
>computers are over!

>>21418737

I already bought my GDX weeks ago, when PM anon was regularly posting in this thread.

>>21419293
What happened with western digital?

>>21418693

>>21419055
No no I exited GS! I told everyone, buy under 200 and sell at 215 and that's exactly what I did!!
You guys see that Buffett cut WFC and Druckenmiller added it kek?
>>21419016
I'm not saying it's responsible, but it's what I have to do
>>21419334
The days are getting shorter, the neurosis of late summer :o
Gonna be cocoa and light jacket season soon, means I can start smoking cigarettes again, pretty excited

>>21419293
I really have a hard time understanding why WDC is doing to poorly. Still HODL tho.

>>21418599
thats irrelevant bcs execs on the run and companz is under govmnt control. They seized it but then were like "holy fuck so many providers comps need wirecard eu as provider so they released servicing again. Which makes it relevant biz unless its gonna be delisted or absorbed by gov entity or some shit

>>21417637
>Suncor Energy, Inc. (SU)
Somewhat ballsy.

>>21419467
cold weather means more hot action with my practice gf
you know, I thought that she was filipina or some other kind of asian at the start but shes mexican hehe

but it is still warm and sunny out, so I will still have to mow my lawn for the next month or so....

>>21419607
do they make real money (duetchsmarks or something) or was it all fraud?

>>21415603
Comfy week

>>21419499
Lawsuit? They're performing closely with STX. Both of them are getting sued for their SMR debacle. Toshiba is, as well, but apparently they're well diversified enough that it doesn't matter?

>>21419650
>do they make real money (duetchsmarks or something) or was it all fraud?
will have to look at latest Q but Im not aware of sources rn

>>21419296
Gambling on hitting the one that does a +500% gap up.

latest update of my stock tracker app broke my adblock rip

also you can see tuesday on my chart lol

red week because of the dip but pretty smooth recovery

>>21415631
I'm down way more on 1/15 30 calls if that helps

>>21419205
Yikes
There are over 8.5 billion computer devices around the world and the # is only ever increasing

To all:

Alibaba earnings on 20th.

They will rape earnings.

I always buy some penny stock as a way to gamble any leftover money after my legit stock purchase. Anyone else does this?

Haven't really made any money from this but it's quite fun. It's pretty much like the lottery.

>>21419894
I would literally rather buy a bunch of yuan and burn them to spite the CCP than invest in a mainland company

>>21419894
I really wanna buy desu
Or at least write a good put

>>21418751
Is there a Dow standard ticker like qqq?

>>21419894
Buy NVIDIA instead.

>>21419923
No. All in or not at all.

>>21419960
DIA

>>21419960
S&P 500 = SPY
NASDAQ = QQQ
Dow Jones = DIA
Russel 2k = IWM

>had an entire red week besides 2 days i think where i was up

its all so tiresome

>>21420115
Man, this is all basic shit being explained on here. And i'm trying to figure out a profitable way to play options and slowly bleeding.

I'M RUINED

>>21420231
Thats because most people here are retarded, or don't realize they are retarded.
>profitable way to play options
Covered calls.

AAAAAAA

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOO
MIIIICROOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!
And SILJ, these got to be bigger positions that I wanted, but I don't want to realize losses

And I don't know enough about WY
And I kinda want Baba...

slept through the market after selling my positions, how did everyone's trading day go?

>>21420231
Who's my little wolf of wall street?

Already bored.
What should I do over the weekend?

when is SPCE going to take off? we could be Rocket-Ubering to Pluto next week if people would put their money in the right place.

>>21420293
Eh, i don't feel the need to cover for call. Usually don't hold til expiration.
It's trying to find a steadily increasing stock that actually has good volume and is low IV
I just tried strangles and cruiselines and discovered that puts aren't even worth holding

>Epic suing Apple and Google for monopolistic practices, simultaneously, in the same ecosystem

C'mon

>>21420455
I'm watching to get back in. Seems like a good stock to sell covered calls on.

>>21419944
CCP > America

America on the downtrend anon.

On Alibaba:

Online retailers have all crushed earnings, including JMIA (Africa Amazon) & Amazon. Alibaba is estimated to make "modest" earnings.....recipe for 25%+ gains.

>>21420480
Plus now we're at the tippy top of the market and it doesn't seem worth holding calls right now.

>>21419499
They took the gold standard for small office/ home server drives, WD Red, and fucked it up. They forgot to tell consumers about it. They made them all the slow ass archive drives which is not geared for 24/7 operation.

Do anti depressents help?

>>21420480
>>21420526
Are you sure you know what covered calls are? Thats where you buy stock and then sell calls.

>>21420537
No yes

>>21418498
.... Ding Bro is Ding Sis?

Do I short Barca?

>>21420395
gamble on the possible crypto bullrun?
>>21420537
no, exercise/sunlight/sleep/nutrition do

uhhh any reason my total market ETF is down 20% lads?

Buffet bought shares in GOLD and NAK people are celebrating because this somehow means GOLD will buy NAK.

>>21420576
>complains about stuff here being too simple
>doesn't even understand covered calls

>>21420537
I had an ex that took them. You get wild mood swings. Very happy, very sad but you lose a ton of weight so if you're not toned, that will get you there.

>>21420780
That sounds more like she was inadequately medicated for bipolar disorder... and possibly some ADD med.

>>21420753
What

>>21420766
Welcome to /smg/ where a big chunk of the shitposters have 3 figure portfolios and don't know what greeks or covered calls are

>>21420385
not too bad
how about you?

what's the next
>zoom
>overstock
>wayfair
i need to 5x my networth within 3 months brainlessly

>>21419202
What the hell is this stock, down 90% from pre-covid and dropping? I know hotels aren't doing good but still

>>21420917
I'll tell you but you won't like it

>>21420755
Shoo shoo!
lying NAK shill get out!!

Anyone have a position on LQDT? How much exposure do you have and why?

>>21420942
i might
i am desperate

>>21420818
What's /smg/?

>>21420969
WKHS

>>21420986
/suckmygooch/

>>21420940
Negative net income that's continually worsening. Probably overleveraged, and now their cashflow is down like 80%. They're probably going to default.

>>21420989
already in it!! since $4
but damn it's not going anywhere

>>21420964
I read about this here before, didn't buy any though. I saw there was a lot of insider buying though

>>21417170
If it makes you feel better, I only bought the TSLA split. Had no idea when AAPL was splitting.

>>21419202
>AHT
is this like heavily leveraged or something? how is it doing so bad? My REIT pick is still paying full dividends with sustainable payout ratios (rent collection still relatively high despite lockdown)

>>21421072
Check out NETE

I let some faggot FUD me out of it yesterday and I should've known...

>>21421011
Ok this is epic

>>21415603
up 7k from swedish meme stock Bambuser.

>>21415514
Ok, I’m a newfag when it comes to stocks, so this is going to be retarded. Why did my stock go down? I invested in RGR, and no news or new financial information has come out that would warrant a lowering of the stock price. I saw an article from a week it so ago saying the stock was overvalued. Is it being corrected? The last few days it’s gone from a high of about 88 to about 81.

>>21420813
>diagnosed by 2 psychologists with PHDs
>diagnosed by a rando online

Gee, not sure who to trust desu

>>21420969
NAK

>>21421082
Yeah but pretty much exclusively the CEO

>>21420537
If you have actual serotonin or norephinephrine etc deficiency the answers is.... 50% chance. Try this first: exercise 30 minutes every day. It doesn't have to be high impact but it must be enough to elevate heart rate for 15 of those 30 mimutes. Clean up your diet. Increase protein intake. Take 3000 iu vitamin D daily. Spend minimum 1 hour in direct sunlight daily. Consider a lightbox (amazon, twenty bucks) if sunlight not feasible- and yes, these actually help.

t. Crazy person with 15 years experience taking looney pills.

>>21421206
When stocks rapidly rise they can just as rapidly fall shortly after.

>>21421261
I mean, if he was willing to buy a couple of million at near 5 year highs, then what could go wrong?

>>21419852
What app is that

>>21421275
good advice

>>21421223
Just calling it as I see it

it didn't sound like the medication side-effects I'm familiar with from SSRI's, which is generally the go-to antidepressant.

>>21421206
That's normal. Stocks have a lot of volatility, or turbulence. Everyone in the market has different time horizons and perspectives on valuation. As an example, a trader sees value in a $.10 move, an investor sees no value distinction in a -/+$1 move. The former is likely scalping volatility and doing short term arbitrage, the latter is playing the waiting game. There's a third party which is the gambler, who is totally insensitive and is in the market for the rush of gambling. Of course then there's institutions, as well, they lean in every direction.

But yes, what you're seeing is a "correction" but the fact of the matter is, in this immediate timeframe, most everyone is insensitive to fundamental valuations. There's plenty of evidence of this just gandering at some of the PE values on major companies. People who narrate these things are often doing so ex post, weaving in some degree of fictional rationale to the movements. Sometime they have their own agendas. Would you trust a competitor's words? When Goldman Sachs says gold should hit 3k, would you follow their word into the PM market?

Hedges, puts, stop losses. All of this is fucking meaningless. Fake and fucking gay as shit. The only true defense against the downside is liquid assets to scoop up cheapies. Prove me fucking wrong.

>>21415514
HX Chad where you at?
1.06
>1.06
1.06
>1.06

>>21421346
incredibly based

>>21421521
absolutely possibly correct, if it weren't for cash being trash

>>21421223
Have you talked to people with PHDs?

Anyone still holding CODX?

>MFW boomers are sweating about the end of payroll taxes taking away "their" social security when i'm already not paying them on capital gains

I'm never gonna benefit from that shit in the first place.

>>21421521
Based.

>>21421499
This. I have worked for a financial media company. We noted early trends, made content for it and pretend we predicted it. Then people pile in, making a self fulfilling prophecy. Consider that it will take at least a few days to make a quality piece of news and you realize everything is yesterdays news. If it was made quickly it's some rushed out bullshit. Hype is the only thing that matters. Everything else is bullshit that has been contextualized carefully. Buy when the traders get wind, sell as soon as you hear a single normie talk about it.

>>21420860
Didn't lose money or make money

>>21421352
She took something with a butterfly or a white blob cat commercial i think. I remember she mentioned her medication was on a commercial.

Some people are just crazy. She was hot as hell, but also just crazy as hell.

Always drama but she was cool with 3somes with other hot girls so that went on for 7 years.

Best and worst years of my life.

This is why once a decent engineered cat girl IPO is created or a decent robot sex doll, i wil absolutely dump it all into it.

I dated and banged a lot of actually sexy women and I can assure you, the hotter they are the crazier they are desu

nooo, they took bill out.
sell everything, black monday incoming.

>>21421346
>Anime
>The true meaning of "Thicc" before fattys ruined it.
>Not pedo shit
Sir I am calling from Based Inc. Are you seeking employment?

>>21421558
Doctors for my ex as well as teachers back in college, yes

>>21421698
What did he say? His account got suspended.

>>21420537
No. Don't fuck with psychology horseshit. Go your own way.

>>21421728
She's is more likely than not 15...16 tops

>>21421732
And you're still not disillusioned?

>>21421672
This, nothing I had was winning by a lot or losing by a lot. But some traded places.

>>21421757
Now I'm wondering too.

>>21418278
fuck anime posters but that was a funny one

Just woke up, let us begin trading

>>21421698
>>21421757
>>21421818
Twitter just throwing a tantrum again. Trump is going to fuck Twitter.

>>21421757
>>21421908
i doubt it's over anything new. dude has a few thousand tweets they could suspend him for.

>>21421223
>brainlessly trusts any doctor/phd holder
you should make friends with med school students. eye opening
>psychologists
oh no no no

>>21421998
>>>21421223 (You)
>>brainlessly trusts any doctor/phd holder
>you should make friends with med school students. eye opening

Most of my female friends are R.N.s

I met them when we were taking basics, but i know doctors are usually burnt out even prior to covid. Specially the ones that have to cover a whole floor due to liability and budget cuts.

This is why I won't invest into stuff like teladoc. Even more burnt out.

>>psychologists
>oh no no no

Better than the local drug dealer I guess.

>>21422152
>>21422152
>>21422152

>>21422125
>better than local drug dealer
LMAO have fun being a poor fag while the rest of us snort lines and make ebin profits

>>21422125
I am a paramedic and you're right, but TDOC will see more use because it's more profitable to the healthcare facility. For how much they get paid there will be no shortage of doctors either, regardless of burnout.

Also sorry all your f*male friends are whores anon

>>21421121
I ignored the FUDfag and I'm already living the NETE life

>>21421346
sauce

>>21422525
No Guns Life, cyberpunk where the mc has a gun for a head

Pretty fun actually