/biz/ - Business & Finance

Blessed thread

>>21411586
First for cock and ball torture

did any of you buy the TGTX dip

>>21411540
if Trump locked the country down for 3 weeks at the very beginning like the eurofags and japan, the market would be even higher than it is now. but again, it's not like the Democrats would've done any better

First for workhorse is a scam.

HX Bro are u ok?
>HX Bro are u ok?
HX Bro are u ok?
>HX Bro are u ok?
HX Bro are u ok?
>HX Bro are u ok?

Spy is going to break ATH before close because trump told the fed to. There will be no dump until the election. We will just crab or bleed slightly up.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

based KO edition

>>21411671
buy my puts

is "money can't buy happiness" the ultimate poorfag cope?

Whats the forecast for my SRNE and EMAN bros. I'm pretty fucking deep in these stocks and am scared

>>21411586
Fuck you rat

>>21411726
Yes.

>>21411704
how much KO you holding?

>>21411726
>I have been a rich man, and I have been a poor man..

>>21411704
>he bought KO

I have a few well researched pet small cap holds that are just eating shit. And my meme tech holds that I barely follow at all just keep going up.
How depressing

Please dear god let my boomer stops rise
OR make FAGMAN fall so i can buy in
ACTUALLY, both please

>>21411656
yep
~19.90

>>21411726
It doesn't buy happiness, but it sure can get rid of stuff that makes me unhappy

why arent these retarded posts considered spam

>>21411704
basado
My KO is up like 19%

AND i get the divies. Without having to worry.

>>21411771
>ak-47.jpg

>here's your silver bro

>>21411726
Money can buy respect, safety, and satisfaction, but happiness is subjective enough that even homeless schizos can be happy for short periods while jacking off under a bridge

FIRST FOR FUCK NET

>>21411867
give it a good polish and it's good as new.

Dear Biz,

I'm sorry that I laughed at you for not buying HX with me. The truth is, I lost my job the other day. My girlfriend's boyfriend (open relationship, long story) was my boss and got jealous, so he fired me from my job. I already blew through the stimulus check and I didn't have enough money to pay the month's rent, so I put everything on HX at $1.31. I knew I was late, but I thought maybe, just maybe, it would go back up. At the time of writing this, it's $1.11.

In my excitement, I called my girlfriend to tell her I was rich. This was before it crashed. I told her I bought a stock that was Chinese, just like Wang, my boss. I guess even she realizes that gambling on stocks is a fool's game.

I am retiring from stocks forever. I'll have to beg my land lord to let me stay for awhile without paying rent, maybe with an interest so I'll just have to pay more later.

Goodbye forever, /smg/. Trading stocks just wasn't for me.

can someone help me with covered calls strategy? Say i want to sell covered calls on a low cap company. There is a bid for a call that I can sell for 10/16 that I would be happy selling. However, would it be a better idea to sell a call for the same price for 9/18, even if there is currently no market for it and hope someone buys it? At the same strike price.
basically i wouldnt want to miss out on a double dip opportunity

>>21411867
Great. Now I can melt it down and use it for electronic components. Thanks.

>>21411911
Selling shorter dated strikes is better for covered call strats because of theta. But you also need some degree of liquidity to truly take advantage of any of it. Either that or volatility surges.

>>21411905
Lmfao I love and also hate that people spend enough time in every single thread to remember his exact buy in enough to write this out. I laughed though

>>21411726
no, it's true. money buys you comfort which can more easily lead to happiness but I grew up rich and my parents and all of their rich friends are absolutely miserable

>>21411900
What’s the deal with them anyways
They posted big losses only

>>21411911
stop being poor and buy a real stock and then write calls on that

>>21412017
ok im new to options, what is theta? and like i mentioned, if there is simply no market for a short dated call, am i just better selling the longer call to make some cash, or should i hold, wait until a bid for the near call, and pray?

>>21411704

>>21411786
lets put it this way, its alot. Over 1000, less than 2000. it was my first ever position and the only position I invested in when I was younger. DRIP purchased a large number of shares over time (I'm in my mid 30s) and I started with my chores money and then my high school job money when I was young (my dad taught me well). I put the divvy into other stocks now

>>21411800
my cost basis is unusually low

>>21411858
its one of the few set it and forget it stonks out there

one of these days we're gonna wake up and NASDAQ will be down 10% and when it happens, it will be too late

>>21412088
they're on my watchlist. not sure how i feel about pot stocks but a pot reit is likely to do well because of the space needed, very impressive growth

Accidentially made a day trade while in a day trade margin call. Can't buy on my margin account for 90 days.

Had to liquidate my portfolio and move it to my non-margin account. Feels bad man.

>>21411726
It's kinda true though, I've make a decent salary(90k) and made some decent money trading but I still am in a shit situation where I havev to pay all the bills and have a gf who won't fuck me

being finaically secure has done nothing for my happyness

Fuck Coca-Cola
Fuck PepsiCo
All my real smart investor frens invest in Keurig Dr Pepper

>>21412080
As a covered call seller, theta is your best friend. I am not going to spoonfeed this to you. It is something you need to do your homework on.
>if there is simply no market for a short dated call, am i just better selling the longer call to make some cash, or should i hold, wait until a bid for the near call, and pray?
Sure but its kind of moot anyway. Covered calls start being something with larger cap or more liquid stocks. It'll barely be worth your time as is especially with how you will have to tie up capital to cover

NIO will be teslas rival

>>21412143
Are you retarded? Dump her.

>>21412107
yeah but i thought that at 9,5k and 10,5k and i realize it’s just stupid to bet against winners. Buy the dip.

its an sqqq weekend

>>21411586

someone explain the rat to me

>>21412161
based cunnyposter

>>21412161
No.jpg

>>21411726
I think money has diminishing returns for happiness. Like 10K more to someone who makes only 30k a year does a lot but for a millionaire it hardly would matter if they lost it by accident. My father's side of the family owns entire buildings and they are the most miserable people I have ever met.

>>21412228
forced meme

>>21411726
Definitely. The logic behind money not buying happiness is the same logic that someone can use to say "even if you've lost the functionality of your legs, you can still be happy! Legs don't make you happy!"

Technically yea, but it's a lot more difficult being happy at an objective disadvantage like that. Money alone won't make you happy but it positions you to better achieve happiness and be shielded from the pitfalls that litter your emotional landscape under poverty. The same honestly goes for the "love doesn't give you happiness" argument I see given to incels. Technically you can be happy just being an idiot in a shoebox sucking his thumb all day if your brain is wired for that, but ultimately there's no reason to argue against generally positive life milestones being strong backbones for personal happiness. Saying you don't need any of those things to be happy is indeed cope.

>>21412228
forced meme, he is trying to predict a market crash. he figures if he spams the same post every day for months he will eventually be right and feel like a prophet.
if he was actually putting money on the market direction that he predicts he'd be bankrupt by now

>>21412199
Transparent audits will be TSLA's main rival
There have been like 10 different explanation of what the hell "accounts receivable" is and it's their main source of non-carbon credit revenue.

>>21412250
Yeah, that’s a fact
Problem is most people don’t realize it

>>21412143
dump her, chase money.

you can lose a lot of money chasing girls, but you rarely lose a lot of girls chasing money

>>21412250
This. Life is very well balanced with lots of rng thrown in. Billionaires are less happy than average 3rd worlder in a family centric community

Are you winning brothers?

>>21411700
Why are you bullying me?

>>21411704
Thanks but no thanks old man. I'll stick to leveraged ETFs that go up and down double digits percents every few hours because I enjoy living in a perpetual state of chaos.

After next week all of my disaster options will expire and it'll be such weight off my chest thanks for reading my blog post

DENN DENN DENN

>>21412365
I'm up 7.2% today!

>>21412088
Too late to get in on it or what?

>>21412143
This literallt has to be larp. Its impossible that you're smart enough to make 90k but not smart enough to avoid retard behavior to that degree

>>21412143
>GF that won't fuck you
You could also not have a girlfriend and get the same result minus all the drama the comes with a girlfriend. Or just fuck hoes because someones gotta do it.

>>21412211
>>21412332
It's hard, we live together in my condo(I'm the only one on the mortgage) and since we are in CA everything is still locked down, can't just kick her out on the street like that.

>>21412278
>>21412300

thanks boys. basically a forced bobo

>>21412250
Yeah I think past a certain point you just want more money for no good reason other than just to have. I think I'm almost at that point.

Prepare your anus for an end of day DUMP

>>21412365
That's a big no from me dawg

>>21412466
Yeah, I make $55k in a high cost of living area and have enough to gamble stocks and not live paycheck to paycheck. He's doing something wrong or larping. Stop using your money to buy graphics cards.

>>21412503
Why not? Break up with her and give her a week to figure out a place to either live or how she would get back home to her senpai or tell her to pay rent. Ez

>>21412528
Past 5 million or so

>>21412332
Every woman chases money, retard.

>>21412552
>end of day dump

You spelled eternal crab wrong. The markets won't do anything until we get some news out of congress regarding stimulus spending.

>>21411660
The democrats would have called it racist and the authoritarian move of a dictator. They did so about Trump's prudent early travel bans.

Is calculated gamble still here? All this thing has done for years is crab between 15 and 30.

If you're looking for a dividend etf here you go bro

who else holding $GAXY, $OPTI

>>21412503
Trust me when I say the less attention and love you give women, the more they give it back to you. That pussy will melt as soon as you start ignoring her or tell her to get the fuck out.

>>21412137
Where did you find a baby picture of Lori Lightfoot?

time to get shitfaced and and forget all my problems

Which stocks will go up during the coming food shortages and mass starvation?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/weather/2020/08/12/iowa-derecho-corn-damage/

>>21412635
>-35% total return YTD

No thanks anon

>>21412611
Aren't they officially on recess after today? For the rest of the month? Are they planning crab market -> september chaos -> october rugpull for elections? Then they wonder why Trump gets voted in.

>>21412466
I live in the bay area everyone makes a good salary here due to high cost of living, I work for AirBnb, our fucking receptionist makes 60k a year to answer the phone...

ok /smg/, advanced question
what is your best NAKED PUT stock that you would then sell COVERED CALLS on

WHY THE FUCK IS CARNIVAL PUMPING

>>21412391
do you hold them long term?

>>21412611
You’re actually right. I was just trying to make something happen. I miss the days of power hour multi-percent crashes or moon missions. This market is fuggin boring.

>>21412161
>he doesn't own all three

>>21412646
Anon is right. Women for some stupid reason don't like to be smothered. They all bitch on social media about not being able to find a good man, but constantly chase chads. Be a chad. Tell that stacy to go fuck off.

>>21412673
This'll make the price of corn go down right? Since they have no place to store it they're not even going to buy it right?

>>21412699
yes to all of that

>>21412646
This is sadly true. I tested this theory on a girl 3-4 notches lower and fat. She quickly lost interest the nicer I was even regardless or looks or social status.

You can be nice but it has to be sporadic.

>>21412673
Just months ago they were literally giving potatoes away mountains of potatoes away for free. Something tells me they'll be fine.

I'm down 98% on my KOLD options. Found out the ETF is tracking November 20 natural gas contracts.

What is this etf fuckery. Do any anons remember what happend to UCO recently, or XIV back in 2018?

>If the price of the underlying futures contracts increases by more than 80 percent in a day, it is extremely likely that the Inverse ETNs will depreciate to an Intraday Indicative Value or Closing Indicative Value equal to or less than 20 percent of the prior day’s Closing Indicative Value and will be subject to acceleration,” read the company prospectus. “If an Acceleration Event occurs at any time with respect to any series of the ETNs, we will have the right, and under certain circumstances as described herein the obligation, to accelerate all of the outstanding ETNs of such series.

Just BS everytime, then theres DGAZF just 2 days ago. I might just trade mini futures instead, seems like they can pull the plug when they want down here

tldr : ETF managers decide what to track if it burns them

>>21412365
Yes! This has been my best year since 2017 so far.

>>21412699
They are on recess so I guess so. Maybe some kind of positive news about spending or EOs or something will jolt the market otherwise it'll probably just crab or sell off.

>>21412722
Yes.

>>21412740
Its that "niceness" triggers a reptilian reaction of the man being lower status.

>>21412798
how much leverage? do you try to sell before a crash?

>>21412770
IDK have you been to the grocery store lately food prices have been going up last few months

Ive been extremely disappointed by OLN, selling it and buying NVDIA

>>21412747
The corn fields were also destroyed. At least 30% of them.
>>21412770
No corn this year affects the entire food chain. Something tells me you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>21412646
>>21412740
>>21412757

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK8ickjX4lI

>>21412708
SWBI 25p
Horse 15p

Would have to time horse calls during next pump, wouldn't want to sell calls on SWBI with earnings coming up this option cycle. 30c otherwise or 27.5c if thats a thing.

Buy clsk or horse for monday

>>21412711
Are you the anon from last week. I told you this was bad time to short boats.

>>21412829
I just sold my gay ass boomer index fund and took the doom pill a month ago so I will let you know.

>>21411898
Wrong direction. The original statement is not "no money -> no happiness", it's "money -> happiness". Basically, you must find someone who is less happy while having money than not in order to prove this is false.

>>21412959
Many people.fit this bill because they quickly lose the money. Usually in athletes or lotto winners.

>>21412853
OLN is run by clown people. Better off with VSTO or the upcoming SWBI split.

you're gonna get rekt flying blind

>>21413004
So you're saying they were more happy when they didn't have the option to lose the money? You're retarded bro.

whats the probablility gaxy makes to it $.20 or $1?

>>21412708
>>21412903
>SWBI
I sold covered calls at 25 for aug 21 a few weeks ago. Was planning on selling soon since they no longer have weeklies, also got free AOUT shares.

>>21412958
TQQQ jumps around pretty good. Swing trade it for a quick few hundos.

>>21412711

thank god... i'm still holding $24 bags

>>21413011
I already have a ton of SWBI, up nearly 100%. Probably selling soon since growth as stagnated.

Power hour dump incoming.

What's a good long term hold? I don't wanna be a day trader or anything, just want a stock I can hold for a few years

everything is red
but GALT is big green

Redpill me on M1 finance, I'm already using Merrill edge.

>>21412901
I wouldn't recommend you flat out do this to a random but DO speak your mind whenever you aren't comfortable and overreact as well. Also whenever you have sex, start calling her a disgusting whore/slut/whatever and rough em up. That's how you git gud at bed. There I said my peace. Now back to stocks.

>>21413174
I'm expecting growth soon from this stagnation period due to earnings and the election cycle. It stalled around $20 for a while too until it broke out to this $25 point. The AOUT ex date was on the 10th and we didn't dump bigly so it should be a somewhat safe assumption.

unironically red pill on EMAN

>>21413176
we crabbing into close, son

>>21413236
find an etf you like. A lot of people here encourage hands-off investors to put it all in QQQ
good luck

I’m going to eat a bullet if this doesn’t work out. It’s fine though, it’ll go back up right?

>>21413356
Might as well kys now. The market will just inverse everything you do. Give up.

>>21413305
>Also whenever you have sex, start calling her a disgusting whore/slut/whatever and rough em up
I've never done this
is there any chance that it backfires terribly or nah?? what if the girl isn't drunk etc.

>>21413333
nice quads yo

>>21413236
QQQ
SOXX

>>21413356
why would you buy a put option on SLV?

Who here part time vega poacher?
If Im feeling like it I just write options on high IV blue chips and often I can buy back at 40% profit a day later, the underlying not even moving anywhere or dropping.

>>21412367
YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE. But in all reality if you are that guy its because you were such a douche about it yesterday demanding an apology and you literally deserve this

>tesla

BUY THE CODX DIP

>>21413478
Poached

>>21413236
can't go wrong with VTI

>RKT pump is dead
What the fuck is RKT's problem?

>>21413524
thats a big fucking dip homie, does not looking promising. Whats your reasoning?

I HATE YOU ALL

>>21413531
I remember you
AAPL was a real money printer lmao

Hows BABA? Worth putting money into right now?

>>21413478
how does this work

>>21413569
>crushed earnings?
>fucking dump it

they got bogged

>>21413449
Jewish manipulation, it is forced down consistently

>>21413478
Can you explain more?
How does vega poaching works?

WHY IS EVERYTHING DUMPING

SOUR HOUR BLOWS

Should I buy anything at close today?

Any good end of day weekend plays? Or do I hold onto my cash

most of /smg/ need to listen to Cramer to avoid throwing away their money on those pnd stocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-75n-kqlIis

>>21413478
Harken ye well, frens, for yon anon be verily based and, if her majesty will allow it, redpilled.

>>21413592
>>21413622
I just look through the big tech companies who have high IV, write some options strategy and wait for IV to calm down. The easiest one is a simple put.

Sometimes volatility for stuff like FB or AAPL jumps up for no reason and I can flip a quick 200 bucks or so.

what do you guys think about playing $TGT earnings? they've been ramping up their online ordering this quarter as well as store pick up. they have also seen more customers than ever before. other similar retailers posted great numbers. yeah, we've seen a run up but do you think it will pop on earnings?

>>21413589
Uncertain, the political environment could set China on fire any day
BABA crabs extremely hard so I'm trying to flip them once I'm up 10% on the call and if it doesn't look strong by Wednesday I just write a short weekly leg to scalp some premium

>last week
Recovered back to %70 gains looking good feeling smart
>this week
Back down to 60% feelin down feelin brown i want my money back and FUCK SILJ

>>21413714
But obviously you have to have the money to actually buy the stocks. If you don’t then this strategy is impossible.

>>21412711
Noooo!!!!!!


im holding $18 bags...I need it to dip to average down to make money on this bitch.

I just know it'll pump to 17.99 then crab down to $15 lol

I've been telling you fags... Morgan Stanley summed it up well today:

>https://open.spotify.com/episode/4NqapVJ1vK15ZkVkQigzmj
or
>https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thoughts-on-the-market/id1466686717

>>21412699
>>21412758
>>21412798
>>21412611


>>21412365
Nope
now down ~8% over the past 3 months, shit sucks

>>21413662
Listening to the man who told everyone to buy Bear Sterns right before it collapsed.

>>21413622
I'm assuming he just goes delta neutral on something with high vega to collect a few extra shekels on the IV crash.

>the first covered call I ever sold is about to expire worthless

So this is what making it is like

>>21413409
Yeah. Some girls hate it when you call them a little slut and some love it. Gotta roll the dice. I'm bullish desu

>>21413777
no he didn't
he said not to take your cash out of the bank

>>21413714
as someone new to options, does high IV mean higher premium for the put? or lower then you sell once IV is higher for bigger premium?

>>21413777
>this again
yeah, the guy who went on TV and told America to sell and the Fed was asleep at the wheel, right before the GFC crash

>>21413846
cramer is beyond based. biz dont deserve him

>>21413816
You were the one collecting premium today from the moonshot chasers instead of being the moonshot chaser
Congratulations

>>21413825
I'll just ignore her for a bit and see how it goes

>>21413825
Never met a girl who didn't like to be called a dirty slut or cum slut when youre balls deep desu

>>21413764
I do have that money naturally. And I wouldnt mind being assigned on my ridiculous 250 put on FB I wrote for a nice 2.2 dollars yesterday.
>>21413836
Higher IV means higher premiums.
>>21413756
I really want to buy in but orange man may actually fuck me over here. So Im a bit hesitant.

>>21413771
do you have a jewtube link? I don't use spotify or apple

>>21411905
see you in a week

>>21412711
It's being pumped on StockTwits again :^)

red day? wtf, we were suppose to get to ath why are you fuckers sell now!!!

It felt like literally everything went red after 2. Fuck this clown market so hard.

>>21413967
big boys = big crab

I sold off everything that made recent gains. Going to hold my losses til next big dip. I need to liquid anyways.

>>21413967
>>21414004
*snib*

DENN bros should i sell rn and but in at dip or hold through weekend?

>>21413967
/crabchads/ unite

>>21413900
This.
T. Get called Chad by friendgroup because I'm the only one that isn't a spaz around women because I didn't do CS in uni

If you are short volatility you need to cover. Gonna be a blood bath between now and Monday. Ignore this and regret

I just want SLV to go down 10 cents, just to reassure me that those puts will pay out

Is it easy to go from 80k to 100k?

I love crab days because crab days mean massive theta flattening and my spreads gain tons of value.

I love bull days because my holdings go up and my put spreads do great, and I can write covered calls for higher premiums.

I love bear days because I can write put spreads for higher premiums and write cash covered puts if my shares got assigned away the previous week.

I love every day!

>>21413967
Pls explain the reference of crabs

>>21414133
i'll be happy to do that if i could figure out wtf it means
i was just about to rotate back into SOXL... should i not be doing that?

>>21414156
I did it in a month

>>21414156
just open 800 credit spreads and be right bro
its no problem

>>21414156
in 10 years yes
in 10 months no

Should I buy some leveraged ETFs today or wait over the weekend? I want to get a few shares of HIBL is the S&P 500 is going to continue crushing it while the Fed prints money for a few more years

>>21414177
I have finally seen the wisdom of crab, I place my $$ at the altar of the wheel for forgiveness

>>21414178
crab=market moving sideways, hardly up or down

>>21414133
>zero content fear post

>>21414189
Impressive. I went from 50k to 80k in about a month but it was really risky.

>>21414101
SNIB
SNAB

They never had a chance

>>21414266
I'm not gonna pretend mine wasn't. I made the difference on horse and silver. out of both now since those were really risks and honestly stupid bets

>>21413904
>I don't use spotify or apple
should be able to play it right from your browser

>>21414182
>>21414248
No strong opinion on the direction of the market at this point but all indicators are pointing at volatility going through the roof which is bad news for your iron condors, credit spreads, etc. FWIW I would wait until Monday before longing SOXL or any other leveraged ETF

Settle a bet for me, is "cunny" an offensive term?

>>21414156
If you make plays on megacap like Google, Apple, Amazon, very easy!

>>21414156
i went from 170k to 400 in last 5 months. i had to learn to think for myself

>>21414330
oh most definitely, but you should still use it

>>21413283
I use it as a completely hands off savings, I have fidelity for my main brokerage and just toss $100 a paycheck. The returns aren't going to blow your mind, but it's a good backup for when you nuke your account on deep OTM Spy calls

worth holding tsla and nvda through weekend or just take the cash now

>>21414156
I went from 5K to 41K when I bought the march dip. Then cashed out at 36K in the June dip.

Went all back in and crabbing between 31K-33K depending on the week.

Once oil, meme cruise and airlines go up again, i hopefully will land in the 60Ks at least.

>>21414328
i think your call's a bit early. i'd wait until, say, vix is below 20 to cover substantially

>>21414328
will stay away from SOXL til monday morning
this is all i've got still running after today

>>21414330
Only to faggots and the week

>>21414325
sorry yeah, was thinking that was just a preview until it got to the end, thanks

>>21414366
Impressive! What were your main plays?

Confirmed circuit breaker on Monday

>>21414437
>the week

>>21413816
Another lost soul find its way.

>>21414479
bought and held tqqq near the march bottom

>>21414483
why would we get a circuit breaker on monday
why would we get a sell-off on monday at all

*CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK*

>>21414330
forbidden phrase

>>21414483
Nah, China and US trade meeting this weekend, they both benefit by making nice noises and stabilizing their markets

What are some good $20-$30 stocks to sell covered calls for?

>>21414409
You think Tesla will be up again on Monday? I'm holding a call right now and idk if I should dump

>>21414526
Oh okay I thought it was something unusual or options related lol

>-55 today
>Unrealized P/L -67
Why is it only a bear market for my shit? Everything constantly bleeds until it gets news, then it pumps then starts bleeding again.

>>21414593
T
A little bit more and you have KO

>>21414618
nope, just simple buy and hold

>>21414562
>tech is bad and unprofitable
ok kid

>>21414516
Fuck, it's been a crabby day and I'm out of it

Dump SLV before weekend

Early ding ding ding, I’m going to the DMV again! How did everyone do this week? I’m up .23% today (not counting my fortuitous bungle in futures last night) for a fully green week. Price action on s&p retains spooky character but I’m phonepostig so no real analysis going on. Sry for my earliness and brevity :<
This week we’re going to the Romano’s in Mexico City, Mexico!

>>21414705
Why's that?

>>21414229
Anyone? HIBL doesn't seem like a bad bet but I haven't paid as much attention to newsworthy things this week. The S&P is going to just irrationally rise, isn't it?

>>21414691
>tech is infinitely profitable
*CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK*

Somebody pump into BA.
Not tryna lose my house.

*ooohh ahhhh jet go brrrr

>>21414705
Just did that, made 200 bucks at the drop from 4.50% to 3.80% and exited all my calls.

why funny horse stock go down???

>>21414708
how do i make it back

>>21414330
is "the blacks" an offensive term? incidentally i had a similar question as you among my circle.

>>21414798
smart man, did the same thing

>>21414781
no one said that is was infinitely profitable
but it is quite profitable isn't it now?
just buy it and make money

>>21414705
SLV-less now, i've had enough of commodities for a while even though I escaped with a healthy profit.

>>21414811
Denny's, all in.

>>21414598
idk I'm just worried about the trade talks this weekend. Tesla and nvidia should be up at least till the end of the month

What to buy before close?

>>21414593
Kratos, solid little defensive play with the vague possibility of instant lottery ticket Lockmart buyout. And you get to own part of a company that has, and I quote, "company-owned stealth attack drones".

>>21414807
Maybe the fox news article that said their bid is questionable.

>>21414847
no one said it was bad either u bumbling simpleton. the point is that it's overvalued AF.

I've been sick with covid for over a month and I'm a sex offender

>>21414593
BAC, WFC, T
SLV, DKNG, TNA - more risky w/ better premiums

>>21414708

>This week we’re going to the Romano’s in Mexico City, Mexico!

Its was nice knowing you, Ding ding.

I'll miss the sas and insight.

Also, up 0.89% so time to drink

>>21414878
but they're good on cash into 2022 even without the post office order, own a factory, have a product, and are ramping production

MEANWHILE IN NIKOLA LAND

>>21414865
both times i went to denny’s there were cockroaches everywhere and smelly gooks working there

>>21414871
I'm not buying anything.

>>21414908
you keep coming to these threads, like everyday, to tell everyone your depressed and your a sex offender. why dont you seek actual help and not fuck up this board? youll be surprised how much it helps

Guys I just had a great idea, what if China and US did a merger and basically the worlds first and second largest economies became a single economy? It would double the whole market and we'd all make fucking bank on the merger.

>>21414766
>>21414229
Where is leveraged ETF bro when I need him?? HIBL or not? Or is everyone in here just not buying or selling anything today

>>21414884
you're the type of plain lass that would be calling it overvalued two years ago, a year ago, etc.
it's time to stop being afraid and buy good stocks

>>21414708
we're up of course
never going to mexico because fuck that
never ding early again or else

>>21413531
I want to be you but I only have about 1/6 your money
I guess everyone has to start somewhere

>>21414960
Too early to start drinking. But what kind of business do you run?

>>21414871
SMRT. Gonna play that BK pump!

>>21414807
kikes

>>21414930
>complaining about cute gooks girls

At least they weren't niggers

>>21414979
>you're the type of plain lass that would be calling it overvalued two years ago, a year ago, etc.
>it's time to stop being afraid and buy good stocks
uh no ur just pulling that out of ur ass. i was long until 3300. u dont know me u dumbshit. market is giving u clear signals.

how is intel still up didnt they have a data breach?

the horse has gone green
resistance is disappearing

lulzzy, where is that rat??

>>21413570
Good earnings and they are expanding their sale of test to multiple different countries.

>>21413409
>is there any chance that it backfires terribly or nah?? what if the girl isn't drunk etc.
50 shades of grey sold 100+ million copies. That lets you know just how many freaky women are out there. That's why they keep coming back to Chad - he's willing to do those things, you aren't. Just don't ask them for permission, start off with lightly slapping their ass. If they hate it, they'll tell you to stop. And honestly, if it backfires, it'll be for other reasons. But I never met a girl that didn't like it. They'll vehemently deny liking it in public thou, private is a different story.

Lol at that Jew pump

>>21414960
>One Fake economy merges with one Shitty economy
>What could go wrong?
Baggie you strike me as a guy who throws whatever cash he has into the market like a degenerate gambler while stress drinking and maxing all 14 of your credit cards.

>>21415033
>expecting blue chip stocks to go down so easily

apple please be a peach and close at $364 thanks

15.24

>>21414965
>>21414766
>>21414229
wtf can I get like one reply before close? Is HIBL a decent buy today or not?

>>21415030
listen I'm deep in this market and she's telling me exactly what she likes
I know not to go too deep or too slow or too fast
she'll be right mate,just make her love you

>>21415075
I'll get a bit more rude with her next time and we'll see
so far she's been dripping and squirming and coming and I haven't come once
but she's only my practice gf

she doesn't like too much of hard slapping; I tired that the first time

holy shit i might close positive

>>21415007
>SMRT.
In at 10 shares. Lets go

>>21411586
Haven't seen such a spy pump in a long time.

In the last 5 minutes my stocks went from -$15 on the day to -$5. End of week poooomp?

I love it when the theta gets shredded friday EOW
Just boom and the options you wrote for next friday already become a worthless mess

Week after week. Month after month

>>21415005
I basically I provide a service for cash then subcontract the service to another provider and give them less cash.

>>21415158
I don't know. Do your own research.

>>21415158
I think it looks good, and it looks like it might be a low point

WHEN IS THE TMF BOTTOM AHH

>>21415196
Okay. You just described every subcontractor in existence though.

seriously, what causes these fake pumps?

I’m super confident in my line up. I hope the word doesn’t fucking end between now and tomorrow at 4

>>21415007
>SMRT
Anon, that's a stock to short, not buy...

>>21414811
buy KTOV, last chance under 0.60

>>21415189
>$1 bet
BASED

>>21415033
Its still at the bottom as of 3 weeks ago. Tons of resistance at $50.

>>21415236
dude you just gave me a great idea. i gotta talk to my accountant.

>>21415258
Closing positions at the end of the day retard

>>21414954
I’m convinced he’s larping.

>>21415326
I am an accountant.

>>21415193
I too love theta decay.

Sold everything gonna start fresh Monday

Have a good weekend boys

WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

Do I buy URTY?

>>21411726
poorfag here, have only heard richfags say this to self flagellate

>>21415296
ktov is doing a 10:1 reverse split. why would anyone buy that

Why did Sun Metals pump 10% today on no news?? Insider buying??

Also closing positions of people who sold calls expiring today

KTOV is headquartered in Tel Aviv..

Yea no thanks.

love watching the same disingenuous shit coin shilling though.

>>21411726
Probably people closing shorts to avoid swap.

>>21414708
Barely up 0.54%. CLSK was my biggest winner this week.

>>21415335
He has to be, hes getting to much negative attention, otherwise he'd be gone if he was rejected by degenerate 4channers. Maybe Im underestimating the 'tism.

>>21415345
alright remind me to call you on Monday.

>>21415383
because it'll be 10x as expensive soon!

>>21415354
Next week, i'm selling TQQQ puts

>>21415402
based

AAPL and TSLA in the green after swinging it like 4 times. I'll call it a good day. Seeya on Monday lads.

>crab all day
>time to close
>up 0.24%
>could be worse
>60 seconds into after hours
>down 0.29%
the eternal crab

>>21415514
>>21415514
>>21415514
NEW
>>21415514
>>21415514
>>21415514
NEW

>>21415462
Crab days happen, at least things aren't in free fall mode.

>>21415424
I had an idea earlier today I got to check out. You know how their is a limit on how much money you can make from your primary home sale in profit. Like 250k I think. What if before you sell you get a reveree mortgage. So say you had 300k profit and a 50k reverse mortgage. Selling the house pays the debt off first then you. So you went around the limit. Got to double check this.

https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

I want to get into stock trading but I live in Canada. I was hoping fellow Canadian would know some good broker sites we can use or if the ones in the us broker link work with Canada too. I put 500 on the Wealthsimple app where they redistribute your money into different stocks but I’d like to do some or all the investing myself and can’t figure out how to do that on this site.

>>21413569
market cap is half of a quarters income. let that digest and you tell me what is happening.

>>21414878
>https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/u-s-postal-service-new-mail-truck
This one? It just cuts off randomly, what a shit-piece-by-omission
>The status of the project is unclear
>Already confirmed that WKHS bought the IPs related to Hackney's portion of the EV project so they can continue on without them
No wonder it didn't move much off this, just shaking retards off

>>21414708
Had myself a pretty comfy week

>>21415181
>more rude
There's a fine line between rude and asshole. You pick it up as you go along. Whatever you do, just make sure you hold frame. That's how girls differentiate between real chad and fake chad. Fake chad will break down, apologize and buy her roses. Real chad will pump and dump and not give 2 shits what she thinks.

>>21416225
hmmm I think I'm somewhere in between

passed $100,000 mark in my brokerage today! first time in my entire long boomer life I've had 6-digits worth of money.

nothing fancy happened with the stock market, in fact it barely moved. I just got my paycheck today and bumped it up from ~$99,000.