/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for $HX, faggots.

>Rolling from dead to new in a matter of seconds
Peak efficiency here bois

SLV thoughts?

wtf happened to my tech portfolio? i was up almost 2% and now im crabbing at 0.001% wtf is this shit.

You sold covered calls yesterday, right?

cashfags are pussies

>>21367776
This shit getting halted the second its unhalted. Very much regret not executing a buy in the low 1.30s. It's gonna completely shit the bed tomorrow though right?

>>21367767
Just wanted to pop in here and laugh at all of you RKT fags. Also baggie your are a degenerate drug addict.

Is the usual baker kill?

I want to nakadashi Annie

the crab is here to crush them

>>21364729
When do you usually close these and how far out do you buy them? How much would you recommend going in for a noob on credits spreads? If I close my SOXL put I'll have like 30k out of 75k available.

Just a few as I don't see anything close enough to make out what you did with those on your other posts.

Typeracer link of the thread

https://play.typeracer.com?rt=ddblo3enr

>>21367823
I got in for 20 shares at 1.37, just for shits and giggles. So far so good.

I should have bought HX didn't think it would shoot up twice in one day

>>21367860
FUCK YOU CRAB!

>>21367767
Thanks OP, beat me to it. Very based shibari OP.

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>Previous thread:
>>21363789

>>21367497
you just copy the OP text, go to the catalog, and paste it with a picture of anime girls or a pepe, and then come back to this page to get the "previous thread" link, and copy that, paste it at the end of the post, and post it.

Simple as
You could do it while driving, with a beer in your other hand.

just bought 1000 EMAN, am I going to make it?

>>21367918
>no one likes the poor old crab

Poor mr snipping snap

>RKT

Why is oil bleeding out the ass? Its still climbing

Fuck it.

Buying the dip again on GUSH

>>21367883
I had an order placed for 2900 shares at 1.35 that barely missed filling. My anus is seething now. Def not buying this top and it may just be halted for the day at this point. Fuck me though man I wish I'd caught that wave or had any inkling of what it would do AH or tomorrow morning

When is it time to sell at a loss?

>>21367960
Post your buy-in price, lads. 20.95 here.

MARK earnings AH today, think its worth picking some up

>>21367767
>Heavy in oil
>Heavy in RKT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>bought the dip
>dips more

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How do I invest in tranny suicide?

PRPO TO THE MOON

>>21368023
When will you learn to always do the opposite of what /biz/ says?

>>21367804
Obviously buy

>>21368013

$18.50.

>wake up
>call my female broker
>Hello Mr.Chad, What can I-
>All in TQQQ puts
>Mr.Chad, Are you Sure about-
>immediately hang up

My portfolio looking juicy, I’m gonna retire when TQQQ hits 60 next week

>>21368023
holy fuck someone doing worse then me

/a/ told me to come here.
Why do cheap stocks only go up?

>>21368013
$18.42

DENN boomers check in. Aren't you tired of winning?

>>21368023
Oil will go up

RKT...why? That was a literal PnD IPO Lmao

>Sold covered call
>Went 11% In The Money
>Bull let it slip back down to 2% in the money

Why are bulls like this? Here I was congratulating whoever bought it a few days ago, and now I just pity them. Why do they do this to themselves? He only has tomorrow left on it now? He would've had a 400% return on his premium just yesterday. Am I missing something?

>>21367817
I sold GNUS covered calls today...
To soften the blow of having GNUS bags.

>>21368052
Helium calls

>>21368179
... how do you know?

>>21368147
I tried to warn everyone about RKT last week but got laughed out of here because zoomers always think they are the smartest people in the room. Smart people bought BTG.

>>21367767
Is lca the next cleanspark/workhorse?
I'm keeping money in cleanspark for the long run if they get another contract.

>>21368079
>>21368137
I was hoping to see $21 and above.

>>21368179
someone bought my BAC call and it dumped literally the next day
idk why they do it but without the suckers this free money would dry up

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO DENN
https://youtu.be/xbPwaAFHDG8

>>21368179
Your original counterparty could have sold his position to someone else, you have no way of knowing. The person you open your position with at the start is not necessarily who your counterparty is at expiration/exercise.

>>21368305
bros

>>21368307
Based and boomerpilled DENN chad.

RKT seems to have bottomed out. Get in now if you like monies.

is rkg still alive or did her brain cancer kill her?

HX is pumping isn’t it?

>he didn't buy the EMAN dip

>>21368279
Don't worry bro, I'm sure it'll rocket back up in no time

The rugpull is beginning. I hope you faggots bought your reverse ETFs and puts.

19 MINUTES. WHAT TO BUY?

>>21368421
I want to jump on but i know if I do it'll tank at open. Gonna hold out for tomorrow and try to buy opening dip

>>21368400
Oh no no no you won’t trick me rkt fag

>>21368475
SOXL

>>21368475

Unironically lci

>>21368102
>/a/ told me to come here.
link?

I bought RKT should i just sell bougt at 18

>>21368400
>retards doubling down
Oh sure

How long does options settle on cash account?

>>21368475
Nothing.

Hmm, Apple does split. New shares issued. Stock price is dropped to around 120ish. The buying stampede starts. Winter iphone sales come in. All that money plus the money they raised due to bond sale leads to another massive share buyback in 2021. Meanwhile you get to watch your little 9200 investment turn into a nice 25,000 one without you lifting a finger.

>>21368548
Yes absolutely

Tbh you wAited too long to see at its expected to bob aroun 21 points

>>21368453
what is the ticker for shorting the S&P? i got sqqq loaded up ready to go.

>>21368532
Fuck off big5, you're a cuck and the worst trader to ever grace /SMG/

>>21367817
Two days ago I sold 7, August 21st $58 calls for Citigroup @ 40 cents. Now it is worth 9 cents. First time I ever sold covered calls. I know it is only like $270 after commissions, but I felt like I stole the money.

KTOV Chads...

>>21368475
Puts on TQQQ and SPY

>>21368523
>>21368555
It is bouncing up though, I think he was right and it might have bottomed out at 18.45ish

>>21368589
i thought i set a stop loss at 20 but i think i set it as day instead of GTC so it didn't trigger

>>21368576
>Apple does split. New shares issued.
that's not how it works

Should I buy this now? Silver futures are going to tank right?

Fucking HX, had a chance to hop in at 1.30 and didn't take it. Some fat gains I've missed out on, what do you guys think it does tomorrow? Zero chance it maintains this $2+ right?

>>21368147
>>21368259

I bought the literal bottom of oil a few weeks ago.

>RKT...why? That was a literal PnD IPO Lmao

My reasoning for investing in RKT long-term.

"In its S-1 filing with the Securities and Exchange Commission, Rocket Companies reported net revenues of $5.1 billion in 2019 with profits of $893.8 million. The company also said in the filing that it saw record mortgage origination in March, April, May and June of this year, despite the impacts of the coronavirus pandemic on the economy."


Source : https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/06/dan-gilbert-acquisitions-may-be-ahead-for-rocket-companies.html

>>21368657
It's a Dan Gilbert company, that guy is a braindead retard, enjoy your losses.

>>21368555
Isn't that the faggot that started that fight a few years ago.

>>21368475
JNUG

>>21367804
I have a gut feeling SLV and GLD are going to have their "XIV" moment and go to ZERO. I don't know when this will happen, but I know it will.

Seriously HX can't possibly not dump tomorrow right....

When I write covered calls, how do I protect myself against buyers who want to snipe at the ex dividend date?

Can I *never* have a call running that includes the date?

>>21368769
*A few weeks ago
Joe Kelly is a goddamn hero

Where the fuck is that retard who called me out for “shilling” $HX? Reply to my post, you fucking coward.

>>21368749
It will probably dip tomorrow then go up a little more before tanking hard. Take 10% tomorrow or suffer bags forever.

>>21368806
interested

>>21368555
>>21368523
You didn't listennnn. Not too late. I bought 100 shares @ 18.5, if you're curious.

>>21368806
You should never sell a covered call if you aren't willing to sell your shares at that price.

If TQQQ goes red in the last 10 minutes, confirmed circuit breaker tomorrow

>>21368806
You can never 'protect' your shares with an option. The buyer can exercise at any time, even if it is not profitable for them to do so.

>BEKE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21368837
Were you the faggot who posted 30 lines of HX >HX HX >HX bullshit? If so then I called you out and I have a stack of HX myself, but what you did was autistic as fuck.

>>21368758
meant for
>>21368253

BEKE bro wtf was that

>>21368837
You gonna sell it off before close or ride into tomorrow mr big dick

>>21368865
Well I'm not curious and I have better investments than a shitty mortgage IPO that's gonna fall to pieces when the housing bubble bursts here shortly.

>>21368629
strike/duration on tqq and spy? i was thinking 330 for spy exp next week

>>21368904
>i set a stop loss at 32

i'm a shit trader

>>21368900
>>21368870
You didn't understand the question, or...?

>>21368837
Some people are dumb. Dude here told me to sell my Citi calls for a loss. I was down like 12k at the time. I sold for a 26k dollar profit!

>>21368806
when you sell calls, also buy the same number of calls at the same price to hedge `

I'VE LOST $40 THIS WEEK
FORTY DOLLARS
SOMEONE STOP THIS THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
I'M GOING TO STARVE

>>21368936
Unless the bubble bursts literally tomorrow then I will be fine flipping it for a quick profit

>>21368925
What price did you get in at? I had a buy order in at 20 but missed out.

>>21368966
i ate a bunch of peanuts yesterday
what will you give me

>>21368984
FUCK YOU IM DOWN 50

Are gonna have a down week next week or we going to 29k dow

Is it too late to hop in HX?

https://twitter.com/FortniteGame/status/1293994211621167105
>"Fast forward to 2020, and Apple has become what it once railed against: the behemoth seeking to control markets, block competition, and stifle innovation."

Apple lawsuit incoming.

>>21368975
Maybe you should explain better what you mean with a paragraph.

SRNE BROS WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MOON MISSION

Is AUY a safe heaven in an overvalued market and the dollar collapsing?

>>21368936
That's fine, I'm just in it for quick gains. If you can't see the upside, no biggie. Good luck on your boomer shit.

>>21368996
Well it's down 25% in the last week so have fun with that.

I am ALL IN on CODX after an anon skilled it here earlier.

Earnings in a couple minutes. You guys will see this either make or break me.

Insiders own 1/4, institutional own 1/5.

How fucked am I?

>>21368984
I'm only up $424 myself. Hoping for some fat gains tomorrow to eclipse 500 into the weekend

>>21368933
I'm out of day trades, so I'm holding this shit.

>>21368984
I lost nothing because I never sell

>>21368837
I called you out for acting like a faggot at the time. I also tried to buy some, those two things can be separate lol

>>21368627
>I felt like I stole the money.
Pretty crazy huh?

>>21369044
It's 5 minutes before close. Only hop in if you think the stock will rocket more at open and not dump like crazy.

>>21369097
Not all in but I guess we'll see

>>21367767
Anyone gonna mention how SHLL is mooning?

Buy FUND.

>>21369046
https://twitter.com/GameSpot/status/1293995797281935366

already here bro

>>21369051
Sure!

There are people who snipe your dividend by exercising covered calls way before expiration when the paid out dividend is higher than the remaining premium on the option.

I'm curious how you hedge against that beyond just not having calls running during the ex dividend date.

Reminder not to FOMO in at ATHs. HX will be there tomorrow, wait for the dump. It's better to miss out on some gains to protect yourself from losing half your stack.

>>21368627
you didn't steal it yet

bought tqqq and clsk at 12 pm pac. at reasonable price. Hopefully we can get one more moon mission for CLSK

it's gonna happen soon

>>21367851
In human or titan form?

>>21369251
do it first

>>21369283
it fucking better. honestly i just want this market to crash. i want cheapies

>>21369044
just sold a novavax to buy HX. how fucked am I?

>>21369084
got in at $18.45 so in the green with it, seems unlikely I'm gonna get bitten in the ass unless I hold it for weeks which won't happen.

>>21369253
>HX
>another loan company
I hope the smart lot of ya took profits.

>>21369258
>>21369162
I would sell it now, but if it expires I don't pay commission....lol

>>21369283
hopefully it can wait until monday, I have a lot of verticals expiring tomorrow on QQQ

>>21369219
epic is fucking retarded

>>21368102
Norwegian Cruise.

>>21369326
It's still going up so who knows, I feel like there is no way it can maintain this but I've been saying it was going to drop back down for 2 hours now and it's just kept shooting up

>>21368908
>>21369140
Say something nice about my gains, faggots.

>>21368138
DENN is just getting started. :)

>>21369408
Why? I'm not here to be a substitute for your absent father.

Have to stay positive. I'm going to make it bros

>>21369436
Seething.

>>21369408
Your stack is small and so is your penis

>>21368453
SHAG CARPET SHIFT

>>21369357
If you close it, then you can just sell another call on the next green day.

Remember new stock investors

SELL LOW
BUY HIGH

>>21369376
Epic is almost a Tencent sub. It's 48% owned by them. Sad day when they sold out.

Four Companies will have IPO's tomorrow.
1)Dragoneer Growth Opportunities. Ticker symbol DGNR.U A black check company Expected price range 10$
2)Duck Creek Technologies. Ticker symbol DCT honestly i couldn't figure out what they do, something with online billing, and insurance. Expected price range 23-25$
3)dMY Technology Group, Inc. II, Ticker symbol DMYD.U another black check company, this one is focusing on gaming apps. Expected price range, 10$
4)CureVac N.V. Ticker Symbol CVAC. A pharma company that obsesses over mRNA, they seem to be focused on cancer. Expected price range 14-16$

WARNING! IPO's are very volatile, Many come in with good press but dump on open, many are PnD's some can even be scams, DO NOT RISK MONEY YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO LOSE!

>>21369097
Uh oh

>>21368743
For me silver is in a no trade zone pending developments. No long no short. Wait for clarification.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .12%, should feel like a nothing day but kinda ominous vibes. Ess and pee rejecting yesterday's exact intraday high feels kinda spooky, inexplicably finding support and returning to the same thick volume is maybe good tho? Technically last night's boring futures and today's creepy price action are normal, I don't know though. Gold returns to thick volume as well, if we start to head up from there it's a buy!

dumped my KTOV for a total loss of $1.29. my bags are free

>>21368625
Ktov chads reporting when are filing for bankruptcy

>>21369403
If I bought HX using Novavax funds. They technically aren't settled so I would get hit with a GFV if I sold tomorrow, no?

>>21369544
>SELL LOW
>BUY HIGH

Dubs can confirm

>>21369583
I LOST 50 DOLLARS

Reminder: Cramer a few days ago told you to sell NKLA at 28

god damn HX looks likes its dumping AH

>>21369583

Down 0.7% RKT and LMT were worst performers.

>>21369583
what in hell do you invest in that always moves so little

Looks like the new meme is Chinese financial companies. Great. More chink shit.

>>21369583
Up 3.54%

>>21369583
Up 3%, mostly from PLUG, BTG, and FUN. it's been a good day.

>>21369294
:)

>>21369565
are you playing any of these?

>>21369097
that is a very sharp decline on the chart

>>21369583
Down 0.11%. BIG DICK GWRS just keeps climbing, but RKT keeps sapping all of those gains.

AAPL bros?

Where's the anon that said to wait until tomorrow for BEKE? Show your stupid face, asswipe!

EOD: +0.7%
Peak: +4.53%
Floor: -3.88%

>>21369583
Up 3 but codx just took a fat shut after hours so up 2 now

>>21369583
Apparently I’m down .08% because the apple DRIP didn’t account for any gains today on fidelity

>>21369722
Yep.

Fcuk.

>>21369719
nah my play for this week was BEKE but i fucked it lol

>>21369097
>>21369200
>>21369571
Prepare to buy the dead cat bounce. This thing is dropping like a rock

why won't this photoshop company die?

>>21369583
8% but definitely expect to open a little red tomorrow in correction

CODX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>21369583
VERY comfy +1.93% today. Combined with a good day yesterday I am now having a good week. A super cute girl when complimented my new shoes today. Hopefully we can carry this momentum into Friday. Bought JPM Wednesday pre market and it was a total takeout, but no other stinkers in my portfolio. Here's to a green Friday.

>>21369782
same here bro. Welp. time to wait for the stock splits then. Plantir IPO is late september btw. Marqeta is an IPO i'm looking forward to as well

>>21369822
STARTES

>>21369796
Robinhoodies.

Crabs are your friend

They fight for stable stocks and comfy stagnation

>>21369744
gamers rise up!

>CODX MISS
>CODX MISS
>CODX MISS

Explain yourself shill-anon.

>>21369796
Maybe it’s a money laundering scheme for the next generation of stupidly rich ppl (i.e. Illuminati)

HX IS DUPING AH. FUCK YOU /BIZ/ YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING PND ARTISTS

>>21369536
That's true. Damn guess I'll be holding on to my 700 Citi shares for a long time. Want to get to an even 1000.

>>21369583
Made 2k today, up 6%. Closed right above 33k, great day

>>21369583
Mild red. Worst performers were JETS and LMT. Both on low volume. Best was DENN.

>>21369583
NET, INSG, CLSK ending the day almost exactly where I started

Epic is retarded. Its pretty simple. You want to use someone's service then you gotta pay the owner of that service. Cut and dried. Just like these web hosting companies or cloud backup companies. You don't expect them to do all that work for free do you..

>>21369744
Literal chink company trying to defy Tim Apple?

Bend the knee, ebin gaymes.

CODX SHILL FUCK YOU

>>21369864
I cannot fuggin wait for Palantir.

>>21369939
>HE BOUGHT THE TOP OF A 300% GAINER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>21369251
It seems pretty simple. You know when the dividend will be and the price. Just sell for a higher price to avoid it.

>loadup on CODX puts 18-19 yesterday
>worried about todays rise
>look at the chart after hours
today sucked but tomorrows gonna be good.

>hey is this the CEO of Wendy’s?
>no sir this is a care home emergency hotline
>put 100 dollars on wendies
>yes sir.....
>sips monster

Likes like the lobsters free tonight!

>>21369583
Down 0.65%

RAPED BY RKT AGAIN............

>>21370036
it's going to be a direct offering so be careful

>>21369939
What did you expect was gonna happen when you dumped money into a chink stock?

>>21369939
>he doesn't know how to ride waves

>>21369796
"Because it's the nest Tesla"

>>21369583
Up 1.3k today, still down 4k this week, Silver is really fucking me, wish I would've sold on monday

Also I was up 900 on PBI calls. now down 1k

>>21369583
I'm still in shock from a 26k gain on Tuesday, so I'm holding off a little while until I can be more rational.

https://twitter.com/VolCurve/status/1294003818326261764?s=20

>>21370137
Off what?

>>21369744
>1984
I hate them. I hate them so fucking much. But I hate the masses that follow them even more.

>>21369583
-0.22% DDOG was the only big mover. The rest was crushed by crabs.

>>21369583
$FPX holding onto gains and inching higher prior to September.

$1 EOY.

>>21370220
/business and finance/?

>sold Tesla at $1480 literally the day before the split announcement
I’m going to off myself

I bought $20,000 USD of RKT just now. I strongly believe in Aerospace companies and the advancement of rocket technology

If I put in an order right at 4, I don't have AH trading, and then cancel it today....its not going to open and fuck me by executing tomorrow...right?

>>21370137
Smart move, anon. Euphoria is far more dangerous than fear when it comes to making bad decisions.

How do I bet that congress doesn’t reach a deal?

I strongly believe they’re going to fuck it up, but I’m not sure that the market is going to care. Is there a predictit or something for congress reaching a deal?

>>21369583
Okay day, could’ve been better.

The bell tolls tomorrow on my Teledoc credit spreads, this one is going to hurt.

>>21369645
Based Cramer, trying to keep investors from getting fucked on PnDs. Most people lose money and end up bag holders.

>>21370075
Aww man that kinda sucks

>>21370220
Every place everywhere does this now unless you're Indian because they're still shit skins

>I miss my childhood best friend who was 2nd gen. Indian immigrant

>>21369744
>1984
Well at least they didn't say apple is "literally hitler"

EMAN gap up tomorrow

>>21370295
Based

Where my CVAC chads at? We IPO'ing on the Nasdaq tomorrow. I'll be all in as soon as the opening bell rings. What is CureVac you ask? The name literally stands for Corona Cure Vaccine or something like that. I don't care if they have no product or if they crash and burn and I have no idea if that will eventually happen. What I do know is they are IPOing tomorrow and large amounts of money will be made. Get in fuckers

>>21370245
Citi calls.

>>21370332
I don't really understand the risks compared to an IPO other then share holders can dump immediately

There any good entry point for HX now or is it going to be a coin toss on what it does tomorrow

>>21370364
More info faggots

>>21369796
Just stop worrying about it. Its an obvious fucking scam, dont touch it, just let retards flounder.

>>21370297
If you cancel order it will be canceled. ?

So what's the consensus on the stimulus bill?
Another week has passed and still no word.
Are we due for a massive crash tomorrow or Monday if they fail to pass something yet again?

I don't feel good.

>>21370292
Are you me? I sold my 6 shares day of. Absolutely infuriating.

>>21370436
JNJ is gonna run the table with the corona money, I wouldn't waste your time.

>>21370292
Bruh, I bought TSLA at 300 and got cold feet and sold at 240. It happens.

>>21370525
invest in gold

Well that's what I get for trusting strangers.

Goodbye 20% of my portfolio

>>21370525
still nothing because repubs and dems don't care about the people. just what their team believes in so they can brag about who passed the bill and shit. repubs also want voter supression so theyre trying to cut out the USPS. i fucking hate this country.

>>21370525
>>21370553
Ya I only see PM's going up, inflation or deflation is inevitable at this point

>>21370338
>>21370252
>Apple
>1984 reference BAD
underage, lol

>>21370446
this is the way. Lost so much money trying to fight retard strength, just leave it alone.

SLV bros, I'm feeling pretty confident we'll hit 30 by the end of next week.

>>21370464
It still says cancelation pending thats my only worry is that the stock will open below my limit and it will execute anyways but I don't want it to now. I think I can get it cheaper tomorrow

>>21370601

INUV has a decent ER and it tanks. why cant i win

Why has no major news outlet reported on the Intel leaks?

The only thing that will make those fucks in congress pass the check bill is when fall/winter come and the number of virus cases spike hard again. Then they'll do it. That and the pressure of all the voting people being pissed off during the election. 2400 bucks is a coming again, just gotta hold strong.

>>21370625
Do you not understand the sheer irony of these companies using 1984 as an example you fucking mongoloid?

>>21370347
Looks like they already did. How high can a tiny company like this go?

>>21370698
BASED AND BULLISH

>>21370742
Because everyone else investing in pennies are looking to beat the rest to the flip. ERs don't matter there, the hype leading up does

>>21370525
senate just went into recess so it's likely fucked until mid-september

>>21370742
Earnings isn't everything, guidance is important too.

>>21370328
TDOC credit spread? I've never heard of anyone in /smg/ even talk about credit spreads in the past month, let alone on TDOC. What's your position and risk right now?

>>21370553
No thanks. I've watched it blow people out the past few weeks.

>>21370601
Agreed. Fuck this country.

>>21370923
People have to realize this. Earnings can be great but perception matters much more, especially right now.

>>21370758
Because the game is rigged. They have their hands too deep in INTC.

>>21370919
Can we please get rid of those fucking boomers..

>>21369796
EV stocks are basically like the new dot bubble.

>>21370764
It's a reference to a past Apple advertising campaign you imbecile.

Ibio still making me mad.

>>21370919
DOTR when?

>>21370932
It’s reeeeal ugly.

>>21370601
This is true.
But I suspect it might be more about triggering a foreclosure crisis and then blaming the other team while buying cheap real estate.

>>21371098
Correct, and it’s still shit-eating retarded.>>21371173

>>21371173
DOTP*

>>21371315
P?

>>21371229
When the hell did you write this?

>>21370338
Literal fucking nothing. Fortnite is dead and trash. Boomers and retail investors do not give a single shit about an app being removed from the Apple Store. As a matter of fact, Fortnite being removed from the Apple app store is bullish for the American economy since all the boomers will be extremely happy their kids won't be able to play Fortnite on the iPad anymore.

>Apple removes Fortnite from the Apple app store
Extremely based and bullish for Apple. Less of this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_s6qp7fdw6g

>>21371444
why does this need a 10 hour version

>>21371444
they are getting sued by Epic games for doing that

wonder if it'll affect the price

>>21371372

>posting coomer garbage
>"Fuck this country"
>"My country BAD other country GOOD"
>not understanding that perception is important

Yeah, okay. I think it's time for you to go back, tranny.

> Fortnite is dead and trash
I don't like it either, but pretending it's not popular is stupid. If you can't see past your own biases, idk if you should even be here.

If you were paying attention, lots of Apple's store policies have come under fire the last few days. I'm not saying it's tanking their stock or anything, but it's foolish to pretend like these things are unimportant.

They're literally being sued by what's basically Tencent. Stop playing dumb.

>>21370026
Don't they pay for app store hosting and licensing? Vbucks have nothing to do with Apple. They're kinda in the right here. It'd be like if any shop hosted on a cloud company was entitled to getting a cut of every purchase just because they're hosting the site.

If epic games wins this case what will this mean for apple stock

>>21371643
I tried playing fortnight because my boss and coworkers are always on and they talked me into it.

That shit is boring af. All you have to do is hide and you're always top 5 at the end of rounds. I deleted the game.

How is this shit popular? Is it because its free?

>>21370292
Anon don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

>>21371782
It's free, basically on every platform, and there were a lot of memes. Just happened to be there at the right time with the BR genre exploded. I think the game still sucks though.

>>21371643
>we need our gibs

>>21371813
Start with the old testament. Jack off to Lots daughters. Then kill yourself.

Cramer actually is right on all of these picks. These stocks would probably benefit a fuckton from a split.

>AMZN
No explaining needed. Jeff hasn't done it though since he wants longterm investors and has a disdain for the average retail investor

>GOOG/C
Everybody knows Google. But $1500 is too expensive for the average investor.

>CMG
Everybody loves CMG as well but at $1000+ it's too expensive. If it went to $50 like Coke or something, it would be a pretty staple foods stock.

>NFLX
Same thing here. Brand name, everybody knows it and uses it. $500 is a tad bit much.

>NVDA
Explosive growth the past 5 years, main street knows it by the graphics cards (and consequently, bitcoin.) Never a bad bet to have due to possible explosions in GPU demand via bitcoin (the second wave.)

>ADBE
The digital age, and its leader. XRX has tanked, and ADBE is leading the way for digital enterprise & company document support. $450 is a bit high. Something like $50 like CSCO may help.

>COST
The Amazon of wholesale. 2:1 to $150-180 range like WMT sounds great for the average investor.

>HD
An unusual pick for many, but HD only has room to flourish in the current market setting. This won't go down unless there's a housing bubble that bursts wide open like 2008.

>FB
3:1 to make it <$100 will break psychological barriers for the average investor.

>MSFT
I don't think MSFT needs a split but 2:1, why not.

>>21371813
I second this, but make sure you take a huge dose of LSD or shrooms before you read the Bible. You literally cannot understand it otherwise, but it makes perfect sense when you're tripping balls. Kinda like >>>/s4s/

>>21371265
Do you have brain damage

>>21371813
>start at the new testament

>wake up
>RKT at 18.75

fuck......

MCCONOLLLLLLLLLLL
PELOSIIIIIIIII

HAVE SEX ALREADY!!!!!!!
I WANT MY NEET BUX
I WANT GREEN LIKE TO GO UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is not fapping for 3 days enough to give me an extremely large load?

Asking because a big investment lies upon this fact

>>21369583
Got fucked most of the day but coming back during (((semetic))) hours. Up $100. Not bad.

>>21371916
>Jeff hasn't done it though since he wants longterm investors and has a disdain for the average retail investor

why?

I just keep moving forward...

>>21371978


It depends. If you don't watch porn and are not in a big calorie deficit yes. You can also get a big load by keeping yourself aroused for a few hours without Cumming. If you do this for too long you will get legit painful blue balls.

>>21371978
2 days for max load anything past that is a waste

>>21371643
>complaining about 'coomer garbage'
Maybe you should go to reddit then. The state of American youth and education is objectively in the gutter as you can tell by the recent BLM movements and current pop culture. Note that I did not mention another country, not even once. Where did you get the "my country bad other country good" from? Stop projecting.

>If you were paying attention
Yeah and obviously you haven't read anything about Apple and their bonds. Or their new line of planned changes in the revenue stream. Fortnite (literally 1 app) suing Apple is going to do nothing. Did you not learn anything when they literally had a congressional anti-trust meeting? All those headlines about Apple being sued for anti-trust related concerns in EU? Oh yeah.. nothing will happen.

Kill yourself or go back to China, you Tencent loving chink.

>>21371978
Yes.

>>21371162
Mark is going to make you madder Tomorrow

>>21372073
Nobody wants a robin nigger taking a sizeable share of stocks.

They pretty much run it to the ground by panic selling and activating stop losses creating a retarded domino effect

So, like having a Macy's in the middle of section 8 housing

>>21372073
He wants people to hold his stock for long term, instead of selling and buying based on fads or the general market sentiment. Having an entry price of $1k, 2k, 3k+ reduces a lot of retail investing (or should we say, gambling.) Amazon likes to try a lot of new things in order to grow, and even flat out said they will try to lose money this quarter since they are trying a bunch of new things.. until COVID showed up and they were forced to shift gears to hauling tons and tons of shit out of their warehouses to people stuck at home.

If Amazon stock price was say $100 instead, I'm sure it would be having even bigger swings and Jeff hates that.

>>21372167
>tfw literally a kike
You have to go back.

>he invests based on his retarded opinions and incel views
ngmi
quit trading and kys

someone make a new OP please

FUCK I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GAMBLED MY LAST CENTS ON BLNK AND EMAN BEFORE CLOSE

>>21371939
Possibly, do people who get brain damage recognize that they’re not the same anymore?

Also why do you ask?

Nuevo
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>>21372239
>having a Macy's in the middle of section 8 housing
Oddly specific example, is there more to this anon?

>>21367767
Based SnK OP

>>21371372
>When the hell did you write this?
Right after they plummeted big, I didn’t think IV would just keep going up.

I’m not good at this.

>>21372117
>>21372142
>>21372171
Thanks Kings

>>21369471
>>21369471
>Literally posting on /smg/ with a 3 figure portfolio and no positions in the things being talked about
You have to go back.

>>21371916
I wish I had more capital to get some NVDIA. Earnings next week, new cards in 2 weeks