/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21324358
yes sir! away we go!

I beg you to stop you smug motherfuckers

mommy told me your a bot!!

>>21324358
That's a man

>>21324358
yes.
>>21324467
tell your employer you want to get paid on mondays/tuesdays from now on.

i get paid on tuesday now, just to make sure i get in on wednseday/friday/weekend pump/dumps early.

it is very profitable.

fuck kikes.

>>21324358
STOP STOP I'M TOO RICH I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE

>>21324358
look im really happy for you sweatie but if you could keep the link posts below half the catalog that'd be great

the thing where it goes up higher than its ever been before in price? based

We know not what tomorrow brings, but this moment will always be.

>>21324358
My bags are getting heavier and heavier

>>21324668
munkee

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I only have 13 measly linkies I got today, I don’t get paid til Friday and I only have 3.2k in the bank right now. I was going to dump my whole check, but not if it reaches $20 by then.

>>21324757
you had 3 years

>>21324757
Just do it 5 years you’ll be a baby whale

/theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8

We need to chill with the push or the blow off top will hurt

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

We'll end up going through 18 without anyone bothering to post a waiting room. That's how nuts this is getting

except it didn't

>>21324784
I didn’t browse /biz/ for the last 3 years, didn’t pay any attention to crypto either because of IRL stuff I had to deal with at the time.
>>21324790
Fuck it I’m dropping another $500 right now before it climbs over $16 again

>>21324539
Kek

tfw sold my stack last week

>>21325696
Why?

guys, my mom said that if i have enough to spend on stinkies, then i have enough to pay higher rent.

right now i spend $150 on rent/food, leaving me about $200 a month to invest. but if my rent goes up to $500 like she's threatening, i won't be able to invest anything, and i'll have to start selling stinkies.

can someone PLEASE explain to her why this is a bad idea? and how link solves the oracle problem? i don't think she gets that and i'm having trouble explaining it. i'll print out your response and show it to her.

>>21324636

Wow I haven't seen business cat since the 2017 bullrun

>>21324668
Marketcap is a spook

>>21325806
because i bought at like 32cents and was completely broke due to losing my job, rent + bills stackin' up, etc.

>>21325696
Man I didn’t even buy until today (43 link at $694), and I feel like you fucked up worse than me.

>>21324358
>tfw bought at 0.33 and sold at like $5
I was holding since like 2017 too.

Tfw I tried to swing a week ago and it just kept going up so I’m in XTZ and it’s still just going up?! So depressing as I was in link for well over a year

I only have 1,200 link can I make it? I just want like 50k I’m not greedy man

>>21325877
just beat her over the head with a frying pan

>>21324358
Bless kek.

>>21325935
in time you'll understand it was you who fucked up

>>21325696


>Selling your whole stack

LADS

PLEASE, you do NOT need to cash your whole stack in at once. Do like 25-50% every time you feel like you're near the top. If it dips you can go back in, but if it keeps rising you still have skin in the game. Realize profits, but don't lament on things that could have been. This market is a tough motherfucker, take profits when you can, but stay in the game if there's a chance prices could keep pumping.

what would happen if LINK topped BTC market cap and the entire crypto market didn't crash?

>>21325877
Why on earth would you let anybody know about your crypto outside of yourself

>>21326064
This. One of my best friends sold his 6K stack at $3. He should have at least kept 1K, but he wouldn't listen.

Should I give my linkies to my dad as a gift?

>>21326143
How many would you say is a reasonable gift?

>>21326111

because she says i'm not doing anything, so i had to show her that i'm doing better than she is. all she does is collect unemployment.

Cup and handle on the 1hr. Hitting $17 tonight

>>21324358
$17 HERE WE COME

>>21326275
Hi yes is this the $17 waiting room? Hope I'm in the right place

SWEET 16

>>21324887
Maniac :) ... is that you OG positive thought anon?

>>21324358
LET'S GO

>>21324358
dat 16.05 sell wall do

>>21326382
check that
dat 16.10 sell wall do

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M SCARED OF HEIGHTS

>>21326442
uhh.. well nm that one too

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>21326382
>>21326442
BOTH DESTROYED

>>21326480
dat 16.22 sell wall do

WTFWT

>>21326442
>>21326551
>>21326558
>tfw sell wall

>>21326551
fuck the sell walls are disappearing so fast I can't keep memeing them

>>21324358
WtFwT

16.65 WTF

WHAT WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I wonder if there is anyone with HIV who owns link and is less depressed now, even though they are still going to die.

Lol at all the nulinkers that sold at 12.50 yesterday. Must suck to be such a pussy

>>21326479
>>21326642
based Whale-anon swinging his dick

I DUMPED ANOTHER 500 BEFORE IT HIT $16!!!!!
I JUST MADE $25 IN 15 MINUTES!
AAAASSHHHHHHH

wtf why we pamp

This is 100% the mania phase. People are mad panic buying because of fomo, a crash is most definitely incoming. It's not normal for a coin to do this over the course of a few days when no new announcements have been made by the team behind it

>>21324757
holy shit thats $200

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Binance is trading at almost 50 cent premium to coinbase. The binancians are pumping it.

>>21326749
>he doesnt know

Do you feel in charge?

>>21325914
how you feeling now

>>21326081
it will prob 2x from there just from hype.

>>21326749
yeah but where's the fucking top???
I thought it was over at 10 then it goes to 13 then I thought the top was at 13 then it goes and does this
it HAS to come down at some point but fuck me at this rate we might keep going until 20 or even 25

smartcon is still 2 and a half weeks away and it usually dumps after conferences so we might even keep going until then for all I know

>>21326749
You'll be saying the same shit when we flip eth.

>>21326749
The godamn price suppression is what was unnatural.

This is a correction for a very undervalued commodity.

The fire rises fren

Who keeps buying this shit? I swear you guys are so gullible.

>>21326900
careful with all that salt anon that shit is bad for your blood pressure

I will be buying more with my paycheck this Friday; no fuck given

>>21326888
Do you even understand what link does faggot?

FUCKING DIP I WANT IN

>>21326900
stay mad

>>21326749

Honestly I think the whales who were keeping the price suppressed for so long couldn't keep it up and now the price just keeps rising.

>>21326900
>Who keeps buying this shit
institutional investors and Fortune 500 companies, retail normies aren't the ones pumping this on 0 news

>>21326975
TOO LATE NIGGER

>>21326897
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>>21324887
That's a man's feet

>>21326967
look dude I am fully invested in it, I obviously believe in the project as a whole and the value of it in the long term
but this sort of short term price movement has no rhyme or reason to it and it obviously will correct itself at some point, if you try to deny that unironically then I don't know what to tell you

>>21325877
Call her bluff. She'd be in a worse off position if you moved out. She'd lose that $150 you currently give her.

>>21327126
no shit, it will correct to $14 then moon to $20.

>>21324358
rolling for 81k 2026

>>21326900

>>21327190
possibly, yes

>>21324358
MY BIG TRANNY COCK IS BURSTING WITH ANTICIPATION

I MIGHT JUST COOM

>>21326749

uh, no. stinkies are going higher than bitcoin in 2021

>>21324757
Pathetic

>>21327315
>coin might go down
>coin might go up
wow you're so smart

>>21325877
Why in the holy hell would you ever tell anyone about your crypto dealings? That shit stays private. Are you such a weak faggot that you can’t keep it to yourself?

>>21327402
yeah, that's the best short term prediction you can get without getting swindled
if you're smarter than that and can accurately predict where a coin is going short term then you must be the richest man on the planet

>>21324887

You are a MANIAC

>>21324568
Kikes are glad you gamble on link

>>21325984
You'll have 50k within 6 months.

>>21325935
Lol bruh

I want to increase my stack with money from stonks but cant see when we will have a correction.

>>21326987

I fucking love this drawing

>>21326111
I wanted my frens to get rich with me but apparently they all think I'm dumb so no one listened to me.
Fuck em!

>>21327637
>cash out early and miss out on millions
VS
>cash in late and still make profit, no need to kill self
I think I did ok

I only have 650, but I feel like I already made it.

>>21326111

because she was giving me a hard time about not doing anything. do you know what she spent her trump bux on? mostly paying her car insurance for a year at a time to save like $80, lol. meanwhile my stinkies have gone up like 4x. she's just not good with money like i am.

>>21326975
YOU HAD 3 (THREE) YEARS

>>21327845
Now that she knows the gains, offer to manage an investment account for her in exchange for either free rent or a percentage of profits. Then show her profits

>>21327697
Mine neither, fren. Couple people wanted me to explain blockchain tech to them before investing. I say if you have to spoon feed em, fork em

>>21327337
You don’t get to coom faggot. Never coom, otherwise the fun stops.

>>21328032

i don't think she'll go for that, she thinks investing in coins is dumb. honestly i wouldn't mind paying higher rent if she tossed in some bj's, but i don't think she'll do that either.

Imagine being a nocoiner while all this is going on the past few years and rationalizing the people who delayed their instant gratification and were rewarded for their investment are "lucky" and should "help" those "less fortunate".

>>21328619

yeah, i used to be a bernie bro before i realized making some smart investments can set you up for life.

>>21324358
Friend that I told about Link last summer and again over the holidays just asked me how much money I've made with it. He decided to keep his tens of thousand of XRP instead

>>21326310
sorry your in the wrong place. this is the 25 dollar waiting room. you missed it

>>21328777
>He decided to keep his tens of thousand of XRP instead
Checked. But XRP cultists are the most pathetic and most deluded of bagholders.

OKAY OKAY OKAY ITS TIME LETS ROCK

>16.9 accepted

HANG ON WE’RE PASSING THROUGH $17!!!! AHHHHHH

I feel like a dip is coming soon, should I buy now or wait for it to drop

>>21324757
youre an idiot if you dont dump 2.2k. USD is worthless

>>21324887

Everything is energy and vibration, and our greed makes us blind to fundamental metrics:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/i5j0c3/chainlink_analysis_my_thoughts_and_research/

LINK price is driven ONLY by SmartContract (a Cayman Island company)'s hype machine which you are all a part of. The 100% pre-mined LINK *TOKEN* (read: $15 billion company and not even its own blockchain, inb4 "blockchain agnostic hurr durr ok then name its next successor after ETH. ummmm) of which 60%+ is still held by founders which are under ZERO obligation to not dump it, is worth virtually nothing.

If YOU are reading this and YOU either hold link NOW or are thinking of buying, and you VALUE YOUR MONEY, at least skim the above report. Worst case scenario, you'll learn some technicals about LINK and be more confident in your investment.

Good luck with your LINK bags.

>>21329092
you answered your own question

I'm done trying to convert cRipples to LINK. there's no use. I must let go of my strange anger toward them. Too much negative energy. OOOOOOOOO

>>21326122
thats like me dumping tron at 10 cents after half a cent buyin but tron was way more of a gamble

>>21329174
buy when it drops under 10 ?

>>21326672
at least now they have something to leave for their mom other than shame for her promiscuously homosexual son

>>21329143
>Reddit
DIDNT READ! NEVER SELLING! LET THERE BE LINK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f2g4RMfhS0

>>21328619
>>21328719
>I am genius!
>We're all going to be rich!

Almost word for word euphoria....can't even make this shit up

>>21324358
i have 337 link at 11.00 avg buy in. Can i make it?

>>21329143
>fundamental metrics

lol, anyone who knows anything about trading knows that shit is LITERALLY irrelevant

>>21329143
lmao
whoever wrote that is either retarded or is false flagging to keep redditers poor

>>21329308

>>21329308
I see you haven't heard of 'the chad fad'

I am not even sure if I want to kill myself or don't feel anything anymore

>>21329092
If I were you, I would buy immediately if it’s under $20. It will be $50 in 3 months.

>>21327574
Dude SO ARE YOU. You're in every thread posting the same thing. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Just traded 300$ of conservative bitcoin for LINK. Lets goooooo Chainlink!

What a timeline, thank you Sergey and Chainlink team

>>21328619
Definitely have been getting serious 2017 vibes from last week into the present. Feels good, feels more natural than before though. LINK has been the clear winner over time but happy to see it isnt just LINK

>nonlinkies still doing understand that the peak of the bullrun will be $5k per link, followed by a correction to a mean of $1k

>>21329801
that's not true :(

>>21329892
Actually it is. The top will be $81,000

>>21329143
holy crap that's a lot of cope in that reddit post

Totally new to cryptocurrency and don't even have a coinbase account. Do I wait for the price to dip before I buy? How low will it dip before it raises again?

>>21330643
It’s dipped right now you dolt. Last chance you’ll ever get to get in sub $17.

>>21329886

>>21330643
Just buy in. It's only going to go higher. The dips won't be significant.