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Anyone else unironically in love with Sergey? :( How do I get him to love me back. I’m being serious. I am thinking about learning to code so I can get a job in the general vicinity of Sergey or go to a conference where I can run into him. :( help & also post your best Sergeys

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>>21315383
He is married with kids

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>>21315554
I want him to caress me gently with that thumb.

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>>21315383
I'm fascinated by what an enigma the guy is. I'm surprised we have nobody that knew him growing up or from school. He just sort of appeared one day. All we have is some reviews of him and his place from Couchsurfing.com

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>>21315601
What I’m hearing is one major obstacle and a few annoyances to deal with.

>> No.21315804

>>21315383
>>21315554
I was there on both pictures, lurking from the sides! I shook the masters hand and talked to him

What an honor

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>>21315383
I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

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>>21315804
Is this you?

>> No.21316072

>>21315893
Actual girl :( I have 30k links but all I want is Sergey. And also more links.

>> No.21316200

>>21316072
are you the twitter girl

>> No.21316300

>>21316200
No I only have IG and never talk about crypto outside of 4chan. I’m not fucking joking. Sergey won’t give me a chance if he knows that I’m deep in Link.

>> No.21316333

>>21316072
That's a man

>> No.21316374

>>21316300
so are you posting the tits or not

>> No.21316587

>>21316374
Idk depends on if you know which McDonald’s he likes to go to or not

>> No.21316721

>>21315383
I actually met Sergey IRL at devcon. He was honestly pretty rude and seemed annoyed that I even asked a chainlink economics related question. Not even LARPing. Made me have a lot less respect for him.

>> No.21316860

>>21316721
And for the record I understand that this was towards the end of the day so Sergey was probably pretty tired but he was still rude as fuck.

>> No.21317111

>>21315383
Lol, keep buying into the pump of his shitcoin where he's is the super whale. That's how you show him love

>> No.21317118

>>21316587
Post tits and feet and I wil give you his nummber

>> No.21317246

>>21316860
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. He was probably running low on Big Mac sauce.

>> No.21317371

>>21317118
I don’t want his number, it has to seem organic. Also foot fetish is a mental disorder, work on weakening those neural connections anon.

>> No.21317413

>>21316860
He looks like everything bores him and he’s tired of it.

>> No.21317422

I went to ETHDenver in Feb2020 and saw Sergey as I was walking down the ramp from the third floor. He stared me down for like 10 seconds and I was intimidated and looked away. I think it was sexual but I'm not sure.