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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/08/12/politics/pelosi-stimulus/index.html

>Pelosi indicated negotiators remain far apart in the talks.

I think I'm gonna make it

BFRA ABOUT TO MOOON HOP IN BOIZZ

What the fuck is that resistance?

>>21312376
>"BAIL OUR STATES OUT OR NO DEAL!"

>>21312373
Shill me a good dividend stock to park money in

>BREAKING: Uber CEO says company will likely shut down service in California after a San Fran. judge ordered Uber to treat their drivers as employees instead of independent contractors - KABC
Kek'd

>>21312304
fuck off /leftypol/ shill

>>21312486
Fuck commiefornia

>>21312373
good goyim, taxable events are gooo~oood. Vwee-hee-hee-hee!

>>21312479
JNJ MSFT PG JPM O KO AAPL V VZ ITW PH BLK LOW

>>21312486
California voters are going to the ballots over it pretty soon and by that time they'll have been well reminded of the bad old days of smelly taxi drivers that won't pick you up, won't drop off on the wrong side of town, charge twice as much, etc. etc. The politicians are making a mistake here

give me your best stonk for covered calls. preferably cheap because i want to sell multiple contracts

>>21312486
SHORT UBER

CALIFORNIA IS ONE OF THEIR LARGEST MARKETS

Thoughts on Casino stocks? I have a suspicion that Vegas is going to be opening up before, like, cruises and shit.

TLSA deep OTM short dated call abuse is back on the menu boys
>>21312550
Cheap means like zero liquidity which is awful for covered calls. You'll get way more from 1 KO covered call than 8 F covered calls

>low volume pump day on TQQQ

This will not end well

I can’t make any decisions without confirmation bias.

AMD 85c 8/28 looks like easy money

Tell me I’m good

You guys missed your last chance to buy NAK over $1.50

>>21312304
pelosi makes me want to vomit

>>21312304
I cant wait till November 3rd when you faggots are eternally btfo and aren't being paid to slide threads like this.
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU STUPID FUCKING SHILL

>sips monster

Heh these kids, investing in the Tesla and the Facebook, sounds like a commie stock to me

>gets in gas guzzling HUMVEE and turns on the radio

Now Oil, that’s a safe investment

>turns on radio, it ain’t me starts playing

Well, better head to Wendy’s, my wife’s waiting for me, and unlike this ZOOMERS, I don’t have to watch me stock all day in case it dips

>looks into the camera and winks

Oil never dips

Britbong here

Our GDP changed by -20.4% in Q2. We are now officially (TM) in a recession

What does this mean for me as a Law student

Sep 1 nvda gets a mega pump

>>21312743
nothing. move along now

Really wish I had the guts to buy puts when I think they’ll work out. SLV bleeding after trying to push through $24 just like I thought it would.

>>21312671
It always ends well for bulls. Bears will never win because their thesis is grounded in reality. We're living in a world where Icarus has a jetpack :^)

>>21312721
>>21312743
>>21312689
nice spacing fags
now fuck off

>>21312755
NVDA dumped after releasing RTX 2000 series.

>>21312689
Lol will be worthless

TSLA is not normal

>>21312780

Butthurt

>>21312721
>feels entitled to live in city outside of his income bracket

>>21312743
Invest in Wetherspoons and tell the manager there during you’re job interview

Don’t forget to give him a strong handshake

>>21312817
nice buzzword, cunt
you're really fitting in

>>21312787
Not really

It pumped hard till people had bricking problems and the perf sucked

It did great on reveal

Also 20xx was a first gen attempt. Its very refined now with dlss 3.0 coming

>>21312721
I got a nice 5% on XOP. Should I hop back in?

>there are actual boomers in this thread
>and they feel like they need to respond to dumb boomer comics
ABANDON THREAD. ABANDON THREAD

>>21312780
T. Coping workhouse bag holder

ELECTRIC TRUCK GOOEEESSS BRRRRR SPUTTER SPUTTER PFFFFT

>>21312899
Silence faggot

>>21312949
reddit. leave. now.

>AMD
>AAPL
>BABA
>MSFT
>AMZN
>sold a TSLA csp
I've made it boys

>>21312899
go back to wsb faggot

>>21312304
What the fuck is this? I come to /smg/ to gamble my money away in the company of fine gentlemen who post cute anime girls, not a grotesque, ugly, putrid, smelly cunt that has to be serviced by a mortician. Fuck you for ruining my day. I'll happily lose 3 grand a day when anime girls are involved, but not now. Now I'm livid after seeing such an offensive and disgusting creature that dares to call itself female. I want my money back. Pic related is what should be posted in /smg/ when discussing the market!

Biz, should I take my profits? This is bizarre

>tfw /smg/ is still a fucking mess

>>21312995
Tech forever

What the actual fuck is going on with the stimulus negotiations? Are all of these politicians, on both sides, really so fucking far out of touch that they're okay with letting literally millions of people go broke in the middle of a pandemic? Are they all short selling or what?

>>21312640
i dont understand this. i am new so bear with me. selling the contract at the bid price i choose is standardized, but the bid price for an aug 14 c 50 is still 0.02 which is fucking nothing. doesnt increased liquidity just mean more chance of the contract being bought, not that it will be worth more? maybe that specific contract for KO is just a bad example?

>>21312824
It should be boomer hub but these are pretty great

having trouble googling this term and thinking maybe one of yall know it. what's it called when a business' revenue grows due to an influx of new buyers into the market, rather than by taking a larger market share? i.e. market share drops 50% because company is doing "bad" but # of buyers in the market grows by 100% leading to company's revenue going up.

>>21312878
Put it all in oil, gold and steel

Then phone up the CEO and tell how much of a great job he’s doing and invite him over for a barbecue with the wife.

>>21312982
seething

When are they gonna pull the rug?

>>21313015
...based?

>>21313027
It's an election year anon

>>21312537
Thanks, anon.

>>21313015
/lefypol/ and reddit, they need to take their political BS to /pol/ and let us gamble in peace

couple quick beers to trigger hypomanic evening nao... yield is up slightly as fed not buying.
metals unchanged and pressure for more neutral closing. tsla up bigly after split announcement. robinhood neckbears and covib gibs investors probably think split means it doubles holding value :)

>>21312899
its just a reddit raid, these faggots are so obvious

>>21313085
So these motherfuckers are really so far up their own asses that they would rather play gotcha politics than help people who are actually hurting in the middle of an unprecedented situation?

>>21312690
How are those bags feeling mate?

>>21313067
I'm in equities for gold, silver, iron, uranium, cash/treasuries, zinc, copper, and oil right now.

>>21313140
Are you new to politics?

>>21313074
You can’t pull the rug on oil sonny

>>21313015
That's madame speaker anon. Show some fucking respect.

>>21313027
Did you do any research at all about it? Republicans and Democrats both wanted the stimulus, Democrats just want to give out more by taxing billionaires. Republicans want to keep their money so Trump signed an executive order for the stimulus.
However, the executive order is optional and too expensive for the state government to pay. Republican states obviously have an easier time getting that money than Democratic states.
Basically they're using the stimulus as a way to fling shit at each other before the election. "HAHA LOOK WHAT THEY'RE DOING XD VOTE FOR US" bullshit.

>TQQQ with trading volume less than half of the 50 day average, 20 day average, half of 5 day average

low volume bull trap

HOLY FUCK NIO MOONING

>>21312755
Imagine caring about /v/ tier shit.
We deep learning and data center here fagget.

>>21312743
We're not still in the recession. The UK economy has and will continue to grow this quarter.
>Law student
Get a McJob

>>21313117
>Hypomanic
Look at this II scrub.

>>21313189
No this is just the worst I've ever seen it. One would hope that these boomer fucks weren't so selfish that they couldn't pass stimulus in the middle of a pandemic but I guess that's a stupid thing to hope. I hope they all get voted out.

>>21313222
Real estate prices in many markets are unsustainable

Do I change jobs in these uncertain times when the one I am in right now is comfy and secure?

I have a Seventy-one share of APPL at the moment. Should I hold through the split or sell right before the split goes through?

>>21313140
Yes

>>21313257
Well, it is both sides so they're not getting voted out. To be fair, it's always been this bad, we're just more aware now that we have the internet.

I haven't been thinking about it but what if Biden actually wins? The market will tank and we'll all be fucked--he will undo all the corporate tax cuts that have caused this explosive growth during the Trump presidency won't he? The election is only a few months away, anyone else getting nervous that Biden might win? It would erase all the gains we've made since March.

>>21313257
They won’t. They’ll stay or get replaced by someone as bad or worse. There is only one way to really cause change, but Americans are too complacent and comfortable to do what must be done.

>>21313222
Or just dont live somewhere woth an extra 12% tax and that is overcrowded

Anyone living in cali complaining about rent is a fucking retard

>>21313027
>they're okay with letting literally millions of people go broke in the middle of a pandemic?
Do you remember 2008?

>>21313302
I'd hold desu, post-split the shares will be cheaper individually which may bring more retail money at the stock and raise your overall value.

>>21313176
Sounds great fellow boomer, if you’re up in Michigan any time soon I’ll take you out for a round of golf at the local golf club.

Don’t worry, I’m a 12 year member and the president (we call him steady eddy) has a mean drive!

>>21313244
The added meme shit makes them much better for ml students and hobbyists

>>21313302
never sell AAPL ever

So, little question for you /smg/.

I'm holding WDC thinking long-term, bought at 30. When do you think it's going to recover?

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BIG BVLL COCK! BVLLS CVCKOLDING THE SISSY BEARCVCKS! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

>>21313375
That's what I was thinking, thank you Anon.

anime is for fags

>>21313335
Biden picking Harris as is running mate all but assures Trump will win again. She's such a hack that even Tulsi Gabbard, who no one cared about, was able to call out her bullshit and end her sorry campaign.

>>21313322
>>21313342
Great so we're just going to be stuck with adult toddlers running the show forever? I fucking hate these people

>>21312840

Butthurt.

>>21313234
It's zooming past the vwap + multATR line as well, very spooky.

>>21313358
I member swine flu it killed the young therefore it never mattered. But since Covid kills the old it matter more. We need those Boomers wealthy.

wtf, why is all the money rotating back to tech?

buy tesla now or wait for the pullback?

>>21313015
I'm mostly ambivalent towards anime and I still agree 100% with this. LET US GAMBLE IN PEACE

>>21313231
>Democrats just want to give out more by taxing billionaires
Not even close. The Democrat bill is packed to the brim with literal shit and has bailout money for states which is beyond unnecessary and burdensome for other states
>too expensive for the state government to pay.
I really want this line to hit the media
>they don't have $100 a week for each unemployed person?
It's an intentional amount and it hopefully will be weaponized.

>>21313442
>we're just going to be stuck with adult toddlers running the show forever
Until citizens realize what must be done and act on it, yes.

>>21313411
Based
>>21313390
That pic is right though, soon we’ll be able to print away student loan debt. If you believe there will be serious inflation, you may want to get some debt.

>>21313397

How long until the US defaults anons?

GNUS earnings report tomorrow boys!!!!!1!!!!!1one!

>>21313479
buy the dip

>>21313433
Correct.

I hope I didn’t miss my chance to get out of NET @ $40. Hoping tomorrow is another 5% green day

>>21313457
The same reason TSLA is up 10% after announcing a 5 for 1 stock split... no fucking reason other than extreme speculation.

>>21313335
Biden doesn't have the gumption or skill to do anything major, he'll just get things back to the boomer "normal"
Best move is to short the vix if he wins

>>21313488
>Hopefully it will be weaponized
Hopefully people who think like this all get the coronavirus and die so politics can stop being a fucking joke.

>>21313491
Bout to load up 6 credit cards for gold. I can wipe my ass with the green backs then.

>>21313322
>it is both sides
No, it's democrats trying to opportunistically slide in shit using the American people as bargaining chips. Cares was a fucking mess and states that are run well enough or aren't stuck with a shitty hand from the virus see cares as packed with mistakes - and rightfully so.

>>21312377
wtf, options?

>>21313510
Graph looks round. Double batch size should always be faster except if exceeding the warp, in which case it should be about as fast, not notably slower. Unless bs means something else here. Aside from that, of course 2060 is weaker than 1080ti, what's the point of this? 2070 strikes a good middle ground of price/performance for ml.

>>21313346
Exactly, kids these days just aren’t prepared to get their hands a little dirty and travel for work

I remember when I started on the job ladder, my old man had an old war pal up in Texas doing.a nice number in oil extraction, so I went down there, gave him a strong handshake and a few rounds of golf, next thing you know I’m vice chairman!

Kids these days just don’t know how easy they’ve got it.

>>21313529
When is the dip

>>21313015
here, here
gentlemen of class, i believe it is time for to put Ameritrade calls in on JP:3168

>>21313489
The only citizens "acting" are the zoomer leftist scum and they're all commies. We're doomed
>>21313638
3x leveraged ETFs dollar cost averaged in between February and April. The V shaped recovery worked in my favor big time

>>21313400
So just hold for dividends on it forever? When would you hypothetically cash out on it?

It's fun posting FUD about NAK on stock twits.

>>21313521
>beefing against America

Sonny....

>>21313585
Biden always was a puppet, and the dnc were never even trying to so much as hide it. That's why the mass media were allowed to report on him having dementia, and why the dnc announced that he was preparing to die before even being nominated. Harris is the actual candidate, biden is just a trojan. Of course as usual whoever is manipulating everything behind the scenes shall not be known.

>>21313658

>>21313456
This really isn’t swine flu. I caught swine flu. This is a different beast. But it’s already lost a lot of it’s lethality in favor of contagiousness.

In 2008 congress sat on their ass and held up relief until it was too little too late and the mortgage crisis exploded.

>>21313521
Could be centuries.

We don’t need to default if we can engineer the inflation needed to pay off the debt. It’s denominated in USD, which the US prints.

Much more likely that we lose reserve currency status first.

>>21313760
I give it a 50/50 chance that Biden resigns the presidency within 6 months of being elected

>>21313653
s/round/wrong/

>>21313526
MOON!

Can’t wait for NET to go back above $43 so I can get the fuck out of that meme stock

>>21313586
>I earn 45k
>takehome per month is about 2.7k
>gov takes 1.05k
>I'm taxed that fucking much on wages alone
>unemployment is probably near 1:1
>The state government can't pay that person $100 a week on my income taxes alone
Fuck off. These states are poorly run and run off with our money. I hardly earn more than unemployment would have gave under cares.

>>21313820
I give it a 100% chance, but I give his likelihood of being elected at all a 1% due to harris.

>>21313658
Boomer is a funny meme but it's embarrassing how out of touch these old faggots are today

>>21313848
I bought in at 40.50, what’s your price?

>>21313760
>Harris is the actual candidate
So they are actually that fucking stupid?? She ran such a laughably bad campaign and is just Hillary Clinton with a different paint job, she appeals to absolutely no one outside of white collar blue state communities

its not a good day to be a finance fag

>>21313653
Over my head

I just think putting ai domain shit on their gaming cards is great. Makes them really ideal for all ML students and gives them more unique features / ml dev into their gaming side.

The 30xx will be beasts for ML at good prices.

>>21313820
The man has only been seen in the same room wearing the same suit. If he isn't a deepfake, then he's two steps away from being the paraded corpse of Qin Shi Huang.

>>21313788
God almost looks like my grand kid....

>>21313910
My Bank of America stock has me feeling that. But....why? Banks are suddenly going to fail? It's so fucking tiresome

>>21313910
DGAZF At $25,000 a share now

>>21313964
Sorry, meant to link to >>21311522

>>21313760
Well they gave him another vacant hollow suit as his running mate. So I have to think they will bait and swap him out last minute. I think they are just giving this election a pass. Don't know how to play the market though based on this limp dicking. I don't think Harris is brown enough to get a full easy sweep and it's unclear if the public will take another DNC laboratory manufactured KPop politician.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLLS BVYING THE DIP GETTING RICH QVICK! SMALL PENIS BEARCVCKS LOOSING MONEY FAAAST! SVRGE! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

>>21313961
>Banks are suddenly going to fail?
Margins too low in a low interest rate environment with looming defaults among other headwinds. I'd say I told you so, but I haven't been in smg for a few weeks.

>>21312383
Wtf is this and what caused it to double top today like that?

>>21313961
same, i took a covered call on my bac because i felt some bullshit was going to happen, and low and behold it did

SPY ATH tomorrow or Friday?

>>21314016
lmao imagine betting against america EVER

>>21313731
ROD soon then the moon!!!!

>>21314097
Neither. I think we’re gonna bounce hard like we did back on June 11.

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BIG BVLL COCK! SISSY BEARCVCKS! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

>>21314094
You were blessed by boomer buffett. May you have never ending cheapies

I bought 12 shares of fucking LABU yesterday after it dipped 10%. Why the fuck am I not in the green today? WHAT THE FUK IS THIS SHIT

>>21314033
>>21314094
So...Sell my BAC?? It's been on such a steady ride up since March, why the fuck are people getting weak hands now? Didn't anyone with half a brain see that interest rates are crushingly low?

Imagine rotating out of tech into garbage like casinos

Will cramer apologize

>>21313858
>He thinks the government can just magically take care of him without spending money
Just fucking off yourself, do the world a favor.

the covered calls scheme seems so fucking worthless unless you have massive quantities of shares in that stock. in which case you might as well just hold them. am i missing something? the premiums are so low

>>21313894
>and is just Hillary Clinton with a different paint job
That was exactly the point. They're doubling down on last time. They thought "well, old white woman didn't do, let's go with old black woman instead with all the BLM shit happening. Oh, there are no good black women? OK then, indian woman will pretend to be black, nobody will catch on".

>she appeals to absolutely no one outside of white collar blue state communities
Exactly the point. Remember: they think they have the nevertrumpers no matter what, no need to do anything for them. They're so stupid they don't see those are the kind of people who won't vote at all if given the slightest reason. They also don't understand the silent majority phenomenon yet.
Another thing they're trying is mail-in voter fraud. They'll try to keep people scared of corona as long as possible to try to increase demand and turnout for mail-in ballots, which will help hide fraudulent entries.

>>21313920
Ironically, nvidia and the DNC share some commonality as topics. There's no reason to talk about nvidia price action vs ML because they have a monopoly. It's impossible for people to go AMD because every tool is cuda, which is nvidia only. Thus, they also cannot increase their share without the amount of ML people increasing. People cannot choose to not vote, or to vote AMD.
What they can do is have people upgrade, which is a straight $/perf question, nothing else matters, with one caveat: the share of funding. Google can buy the latest and greatest x100000 every year. A random uni lab cannot afford that. If they want to keep going after industry and big players, they can push their prices arbitrarily high.
Gaymers are in fact a crowd you easily sway eitherway, and they basically always can afford to upgrade. They're a far better booster.

>>21314183
i aint selling im just sad most of my gains are gone

>>21314258
Yeah rocm vs cuda or someshit

>>21312545
californians don't care about smelly taxi drivers they don't even have anyways -- they're all brainwashed democrats who vote for whatever they say to vote for, so any vote on this will likely go very badly for uber

lol this will end well

I keep a little meme account where I just do the opposite of whatever /biz/ says to do and I'm outperforming every index, and 99% of etfs/actively managed funds.

>>21313893
42.39

>>21314183
Buffet bought a ton more of BAC so I think it will be fine. will you get rich off it? maybe not but I don't think the downside is that much. You'll see a nice pop if the vaccine comes out this year.

>>21314192
Cramer must have been that "insider" anon touting casinos a few weeks ago

SPY ATH MOMENTARILY


BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>21314333
bro all uber has to do is say it affects POC and californias will vote for them,

Well I'm a balls-deep NAK cultist now. In addition to the CEO buying shares of his own company a few days ago, I just learned that the CEO has never sold a share of NAK in his life even when it was $20+.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDkNkbRTOMk

>>21314350
how do you even decide what to do, since this place contradicts itself constantly

I got fucked on OSTK today boys. The one time I buy calls

>>21314183
I'm not sure if it was comovement or what. I stopped trying to rationalize financials in late April early May. Banks, insurance, and telecom are my Forte, but ive stopped trying to figure it out and have stayed far away. I'm watching them, but the prices are too high for me to want to buy. Here's my targets
>JPM $80
>AXP $75
>C $27
>BAC $20
>WFC $18
I'm not watching others at the moment. These are to start a VCA. I expect this shit to be 25% or so over the bottom minimally.

>>21313711
never, you leave it to your kids.

>>21312304
Women always look cuter when they smile. No exceptions.

>tfw missed out on ANOTHER tesla rally after locking in a massive loss

Most painless way to commit suicide?

>>21314379
now that's big brain

>>21314355
Yeah I’m going to get out today if it gets close to 40.50 again, don’t care if I lose a few bucks. Fuck this gay earth.

Why are my corona memes doing so badly bros?

>>21314333
They literally post in the losangeles subreddit about how they have these bad run-ins with minorities, but keep giving them the benefit of the doubt again and again. It's like they desperately want to live in this utopia they were promised, but the reality keeps biting them in the ass. Instead of facing the reality, they just keep trying harder to live in their happy place

Workhorse and rocket fags please see attached

https://youtu.be/KV5QlSgq7lg

>>21314227
I'm not even going to argue because you're so fucking retarded. You must be fucking European.

>>21314395
Trip on baggie

>>21314431
I bought at $400 sold at $1500 but now that it’s going to $2000 EOW I’m tempted to FOMO back in to a parabolic meme stock

>>21314350
Post trades

>>21314446
Kek read some commiefornians raging about joe rogan leaving.

There is a desperation among cali people to protect the "brand" that cali is superior utopia and other states backwards

>>21314446

DPHC BROS WTF WAS THAT

>>21314446
I don't mean to sound racist, but niggers are bad, and we should stop all special treatment for them. I'm talking about affirmative action programs and opportunity zones.

>>21313456
that moment when swine flu was traced to our labs...

>>21314515
>Joe: "Yeah, California is becoming too political."
What he really meant:
>Joe: "Yeah, California is so fucking gay now."

In all honesty plastic face Pelosi is semi attractive. I'm definitely get some head, but I'm scared to see what she looks like under the clothes since she's fucking 90

>>21314401
Tally up the shilling and do the opposite of the majority for each security and long as it's mentioned by at least 5 unique posters. Most of the gains are from /smg/ incorrectly market timing with 3x qqq funds or trying to short various singles.

>>21314411
I feel your pain anon. OSTK fucked me yesterday.

is FAANG gonna pop soon?

>>21314515
>cali is superior utopia
What kind of psycho would ever think that? I hate that fucking state. At least the southern part of it. It’s too flat and the light is the wrong color and the traffic sucks.

TSLA basically up 15%.
lol

>>21314350
there needs to be an inverse of /biz/ like sdow or sqqq. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: sbiz

>>21314578
There was some.fortune thing

400 lb tech ceo fighting to raise taxes and it went "a true san fransiscan, bennyhof is fighting for change" kek

>>21314594
I would drink from her leathery milkers

>>21314258
So they're just trying to lose, or what? It seems almost 100% probable that Biden/Harris is a losing ticket against Trump

>>21314360
Good I'll just hodl and stop looking at it, along with my SILJ and PSLV

>>21314447
Still up over 200% on WKHS and not selling until there's more news about the USPS contract. People that STILL think WKHS is a meme pump and dumb are so unbelievably retarded

>>21312304
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEE FUCK YOU HAL FALL DOWN

>>21314625
Nike shoes
Apple phone
Cali address

Utopia

>>21314626
It's maybe the dumbest thing I've ever seen. People are so incredibly stupid when it comes to stock trading and TSLA is just like a concentrated version of that. Makes me want to pull all my money out but I still have hope

speaking of buffett it looks like he's pumping my bac bags

>>21314661
>stop looking at it
I'd be ready to average in! BAC has a bright future imo. It's just that $25 is a price I want to see (adjusted for inflation) around 2025

>>21312479
kof

>>21312304
Triple inverse of nat gas is up 650%, short all nat gas

>>21314615
if they do splits to keep the price down.

no

>>21313858
This.
>Pay thousands in taxes each month for years
>Government tasked with giving me back 1200 dollars one time
"Wooooah shit HoW aRe wE GoNnA Come Up wITH ALL THAT!????"
Let it sink in that the government gives so little a shit about you that out of the thousands they take form you, having a spare 1200, or even just not taxing you for a month requires some massive endeavor of near unthinkable effort on their part and their has to be at least 2 major crisis going on for them to even think about it. The political class only protects itself.

>buy gold, silver and copper miner stock a couple of weeks ago
>all are double digit down

Reeeeeee, why is tech the only sector growing, what the fuck

I sometimes wonder who the stupid people are, the ones that go all in TSLA and make big money or the ones that tell everybody that fundamentals still matter while losing money by shorting. really makes you think.

>>21314661
I’m sharing this one for all the air fags as well

https://youtu.be/SYc6QmaGnYc

NVDA split when? It's going to 500+ after earnings

>>21314853
Have you been to a casino in 20 years?

Now compare to what tech is doing

Even if "slow" as contrarians say tech is at least doing something

>>21314493
Sure, I try to adjust the volume to the shilling so the 3x will be bigger than single stocks unless /biz is losing its shit over x, carnival, lci, tanks, etc

people who held 1600c TSLA are up like 50x on the week. means they could've turned $2000 into $100k overnight

>>21314740
>$25 is a price I want to see (adjusted for inflation) around 2025
Why's that? I'd love to average in some more but I'm up ~4% and arbitrarily don't like pushing my average up. I guess that's just the way to do it?

>>21314880
I dunno either but I do know I'm waiting for the split so I can buy in and watch it go back to $1500 based on pure stupidity

Thoughts on CXSE?

>>21314987
Posting juicy march shit when all the bears got fucked. Thats by far the funniest time period because /biz/ inadvertantly mistimed the bottom so hard it was almost perfect.

>>21314192
>>21314366
Kek that anon was an asshole

Just because the rotation didn’t have a 5th day in a row doesn’t mean it’s over.

>>21313592
The thought of this terrifies me.
I’m very debt-averse.

why are my paychecks still getting taxed? did drumpf lie to me? again?

>>21314615
It feels like it. Most have plateaued and have been range bound for a couple weeks. Today feels supper odd especially since TSLA is up 15% on the most retarded news. Second quarter earnings weren't as great as bulls hoped for. More in line with past earnings than a paradigm shift. Tech is in a flux. Either new paradigm is realized or we go back to old ways + recession economics. New paradigm is needed to justify the current prices of tech but the paradigm shift hasn't occurred yet, and that's bad since it was supposed to have already happened.

>>21315108
Itll happen for the next year and keep failing

Oh vaccine 2 months away time to sell soxx and buy cruise lines!

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>>21312743
You'll be able to sue clients who breach your prostitution contract

POWER HOUR FAGGOTS GET HYPE

>>21315234
POOM HARDER DOGGO

>>21315234
POOMP HARD DOGGO

>>21315169
Yup
Shorting 150 of that

>>21314330
There's not even a vs. Call me when even one (1) framework isn't cuda-only (either literally or practically).

>>21315234
POOMP HARD DOOGO

>>21315167
You seem to think we need a successful vaccine for us to have a vaccine

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>21315234
POOMP HARD DOOGO

Goddamn these threads are moving today

>>21315001
>Why's that?
It's just my expectations. We should be continuing to contract from the 2018/2019 highs or slowdowns, but we are running on the fumes of a huge hit of economic heroin. 4T on emthr balance sheet ain't nothing to joke about. I like BAC (I like tsla too) I just know that BAC is probably going to be bleeding for a few years. When we start to re expand, BAC should do well and would fit nicely into a boomer folio. I have high expectations for them moving forward, but really they're trading at a premium right now. Maybe it's because they won't significantly drop nominally due to inflation. I'll be averaging in after I'm done playing with commodities

>>21315305
I like you, anon

>>21315234
POOMP HARD DOOGO

>>21315326
Up? Down? Doesn't matter when we only go forward.

What is the technical method of clearing worthlessly expired options?

Do you as the seller of the option technically buy it back for $0 at expiration?

>>21315341
Which commodities are you playing with? I got some LL the other day and I'm up like 1% but I'm interested in others

>>21315234
POOMP HARD DOOGO

>>21315305
If covid disappeared tomorrow id stay in tech

buy PLM off TSLA sympathy
last chance before 20% power hour pump

Too late for BLNK calls before earnings?
>>21315234
POOMP HARD DOOGO

>>21315435
The penny stock? ..

>>21315406
The option is just a contract giving you the right to do something at a later date. Should you choose not to exercise that right there is no further obligation so you don't have to take any steps to close the contract it just ceases to be valid

>>21313088
Absolutely disgusting and unfunny
Just look at this shit >>21313067

i bought this for shits and giggles at open...
it worked out pretty well...

>>21315234
POOMP HARDER DOOGO

I am now dedicating this post to all funny stock videos I find on YouTube so I can get them all out of my system

https://youtu.be/IW19xASnqw8
https://youtu.be/pD0uGsPulvI
https://youtu.be/GI7sBsBHdCk
https://youtu.be/w2yvYnsXvwQ
https://youtu.be/qskxsYCB19I

>>21315506
Wow, good job anon

>>21315307
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

Guys, Harris wants a bunch of tax on transactions. Will markets dump if she wins?

>>21314241
Just buy QLDY

>>21315486
I'm speaking from my point of view as the seller.

last chance for cheap SLV puts

>>21315410
See >>21313176. A lot of these have already poomped but they're should be more opportunities. Gold and silver miners are an exception. Those I'm just buying very greedily. Commodities and raws are going to be very volatile. For Etfs I want back in on DBA and PDBC. I'll also be looking at NANR and expanding my position in PICK. We'll see how the guild and silver markets pan out.

>>21314661
They truly think they can win this way.
- The rich are less concerned with harris on board than just biden (as seen itt)
- They don't think they have to care about nevertrumpers as they think they'll vote for them regardless of who they run
- This leaves upperclass leftard virtue signalpros that will never look into who's in the ticket, and the undesirables, which also won't look at who's on the ticket (they hope) and should vote for whoever is blackest (they hope).
Basically, in their opinion, the reason hillary lost was not enough hispanic and black votes along with general low engagement from leftists.
At least that's what I make of this. I would also think that part of the reason they're so obsessed with the rich is that they hope to get the "influencers" to lead the others into voting biden/harris.

WHY ARE WE DOOMPING WTF

>>21315564
Same thing. Your only obligation is to fulfill your end of the deal should you get assigned from the buyer. If the contracts expire out of the money then the buyer would be a fool to exercise. You don't have to do anything

>>21312304
>Cryptkeeper
>Sexy
>In any reality

Cursed bread tb.h. Any advicr you take in this thread will ruin you. Cap this post.

>>21315546
She can transact with deez nutz

>>21315234
POOMP HARDER DOGGO

>>21315610
WHY WERE WE POOMPING IN THE FIRST PLACE?

>>21315586
Kek, do they know Kamala Harris is police, non-ados and generally a poison pill for the black vote?

>>21315544
HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL STAR

>>21315611
To put a finer point on it, nothing is "technically" done as there is nothing to do. It's like an expired coupon or anything else like that

>>21315645
>WHY
Anon, I..

>>21315645
WHY ARE WE POSTING ON THIS TIBETAN KNITTING FORUM

i have $2k i just made from optt, what am i buying at close?

EARLY BREAD TO PREVENT SLIDE
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EARLY BREAD TO PREVENT SLIDE
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>>21315654
They think blacks won't even look at who harris is and just vote because her skin isn't white. Remember biden's "you ain't black"? It's the same thing. He didn't say that because of dementia, he said that because that's the line he was fed by the dnc (although they probably didn't expect him to say it with this timing). They've always been like that. They see people as pawns and project their ineptitude on others, then get surprised when the pawns start moving on their own.

WE'RE FUCKING DOOMPING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I sold my CLSK for a good profit looks like it dipped alittle. Was the whole thing a fucking sham or should i buy back in?

I have spent the last 7 months a NEET watching markets basically 12 hours a day and have only made a measly 1.2k on crypto. If these KOLD calls do not work I am completely quitting the markets. Things do not make sense anymore

>>21315657
>>21315611
Okay, maybe I explained myself wrong.

When I write an option, there is a short position (-1) in my account. How does the broker go about closing that position after a worthless expiration? Something HAS to occur from an accounting perspective or I would accrue endless $0 short positions in my books.

>>21315792
I see what you're saying. Having sold a bunch of options myself, my experience is the broker just removes it from my dashboard. Note that technically the option closes the next day so if it expires on Friday, it closes on Saturday (despite the fact you can't trade on Saturday) so you might not see the change reflected on Monday

>>21315739
Stop doing this so far before bump limit, we only end up with two threads at the top of the catalog with posters spread across each

Posting this early is essentially splitting. Stop it.

>>21315786
Instead of just quitting, put everything into some leveraged ETF and don't look at it for 10 years.

>>21315899
see the change reflected UNTIL Monday that is

>>21315930
im stopping the /pol/ shills before they can even make a thread
i always wait to post 303 before i bake

>>21315786
Those calls are expiring way too soon. Good luck though they might work

>>21315997
We're currently sitting at 282 dumb leftard.

>>21315997
so why post in the 270s?

You're literally killing the threads

at this rate I'm gonna be joining the KTOV bag holders club by next week

>>21315899
Sure, it just disappears from my dashboard as well but behind the scenes bookkeeping must occur. My explanation is the broker automatically buys to close at $0 ('cause the option is worthless, duh) and I make realized capital gains on the premium only at that point.

>>21316059
last couple threads have been baked between 270-290 and early /leftypol/ shills keeping the political discourse alive
i come here to gamble, not listen to a bunch of commies shill
go to /pol/ for that shit

>>21315997
>rent free

>>21316167
Go ride with biden on the way to hell, not here, commie.

>>21315997
Why are you here if you don't support Trump? He literally holds press conferences to pump futures and the market, could you even imagine a president doing this before this? He is 100% /our guy/ in spite of any flaws you plebbit faggot.

>>21316191
>Go ride with biden on the way to hell, not here, commie.
learn reading comprehension, anon. its important
>>21316211
>Why are you here if you don't support Trump?
i do support trump
im tired of reddit and /leftypol/ raiding
>>21316189
neck yourself faggot

>>21315997
>/pol/ shills
>bake
yeah whatever you faggot. You're just an autistic snowflake.

>>21316016
yea that really itched me when I got in, but its the most riskiest trade I ever done. Did see what happend to oil tho when it traded in the negatives.

>>21316167
You've literally killed /smg/

Look how slow both threads are moving in the final hour when posting is usually high, and this one is still way below bump limit

Jesus christ this place is full of retards at times.

WHY IS MY WIFI DOWN AGAIN THIS HAPPENED THE SAME TIME YESTERDAY

>>21313067
Lol SLV surged 4% today

>>21316315
>killing a shill thread full of redditors and /pol/ shit is killing /smg/

>>21315739
>To prevent slide
What does this even mean

>All the anime faggots in this thread seething about TSLA

LMAO
M
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>>21314801
Down $10000 a share from when you posted this.

>>21316502
His terminology might not be precise but the leftists are shitting up the /smg/ OPs with /pol/ shit

>>21312486
Uber unironically needs California more than California needs it.

>>21315169
Ahhhhh I shilled this and bought a small amount at 1.10 but got out too early and now am sad

>>21316649
profit is profit fren

>>21314446
I'm commiefornian, born and raised here. Even though it's essentially throwing my vote away, I always vote red

>>21312689
Seems like a short maturation period for a company providing the chips for two new consoles come November, but do what you want, if you need /biz/ to validate you, you won’t make it.

>>21316646
>Uber unironically needs California more than California needs it.
Apparently they don't think so

>>21312995
This is me, but fuck Amazon, fuck Tesla, and definitely fuck China.

>>21316694
Yeah I've just had a bad week for profit and wish I'd gone in with more but its way too late to fomo now

why is MRNA crabbing so hard what the fuck ???

>>21313088
>not following current events to help you gamble
ngmi

>>21313252
imagine treating mental illness like scout badges

>>21316861
just buy horse

Make a new thread fags

>>21315234
POOMP HARD DOGGO

>>21317069
see
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>>21317196
people not finding the new threads and you still don't see the shit you cause.

they miss them for a reason, you fucking retard