/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21271391
You don't. Sorry to hear about your broken home, anon.

>>21271391
Sue your parents and move out.
Use the money to buy crypto.

Sever most of your meaningless connections like me, fuck em. They don't listen or help you anyways.

>>21271391
support your dad

>>21271559
this

>>21271391
Disown your mom for being a whore
Disown your dad for being a cuckold

2 Christmases

>>21271391
2 christmas's

I just don't know whether I can ever trust a woman again. I love my gf but deep down don't trust her nor anyone else

>>21271742
Kek

>>21271391
Tell your dad. Parents split. Double gains.

>>21271391
Suck your dad's dick for $$

>>21271391
dump MOM

>>21271391
>he doubled his Christmases in a day

>>21271559
this

>>21271391
How does 2 birthday presents sound?

Blackmail her like in your pornographics

>>21271877
my grandma never cheated on my grandpa, so good women do exist.

>>21272323
You just never found out

Based

Blackmail.

I am almost 100% certain that my mother cheated on my cuck of a father

>>21271391
Same thing happened to my parents, life goes on. If their relationship was bad enough then they will be happier divorced

>>21271391
I'm terribly sorry to hear that Anon
Devise a plan to financially and emotionally ruin your mother as well as her reputation while maintaining your father's wealth as well as his social standing. Try to ruin her as much as you can while uplifting your father. try to get your father to make less money than her for at least a couple months as well as liquid any of his assets and or transfer his money to a private bank account. After this routine is maintained for a couple of months have your father covertly file for divorce and then show up with the papers. If your mother appears to be the one who is the breadwinner, your father will get the house as well as alimony and child support. Good luck to you and your father. After everything is settled, whether a few or several years later, make sure to get revenge against your mother that is permanent
>Think about that last word
>Permanent

>>21272500
Confront her, tell her that you know until she tells you the truth

>>21271391
just blackmail her. ez moneez

>>21272500
I'm not sure if one of my siblings is my dads, one of those things i'll doubt i'll be able to prove.

>>21272160
Don't forget birthdays too. When they ask you what you want just say cash and buy chainlink with it.

>>21271559
This
He's gonna kys himself or best case scenario kill your mum

>>21272641
You could find out for like $200, anon.

>>21272344
well if you never find out it's ok, no?

Just hope you find a discrete, cunning woman like my grandma.

>>21272576
I wish I had the balls but I have implied to her that I was suspicious of her late night dance classes.

Set up a spy cam of your mom fucking strange men and sell the videos to your cuck father. Boom. Profit.

>>21271742
Kek

>>21273642
your dad probably doesnt care. Normally this would make your dad a cuck but your mom is probably not worth or interesting for him to fuck anymore. Best thing is to keep quiet so they dont ruin your inheritance over a pricey divorce and having to each have their own place to live.

>how one man doubled his christmases and birthdays in a day

>>21271391
calls on the divorce lawyer

>>21271391
fuck your mom and tell Dad she cheated again

>>21271391
>Wait for mom to undress dad for half his money and assets.
>Sue mom for psychological abuse
>Split your settlement with your dad
>Drink beer and grill steaks with dad

>>21271428
fpbp

Secretly film your dad shagging new chicks and sell online

>>21271559
>support your dad
be his wingman. pick up young pussy together

when they divorce, get your xbox from one and your playstation from the other.

>>21271877
You can’t anon. You can still love people but never trust a fucking woman ever. EVER! Just pretend like you trust them

>>21273920
but first post the vid here so we can let you know if you can profit from it

>>21271559
best comment
tell your boomer he still got the moves

>>21272284
This. Time for extortion gains.

>>21272323
Yea in the fucking 50s man

>>21272641
What's the age difference between you and ur siblinvs?

>>21271877
Just pretend you don't love her, and she will stay by your side for ever. Actually try to unlove her its better. Look after another girls but don't cheat, you only pretend. And treat your girl as if she is replaceable, don't show affection.

>>21275254
few years

The only thing is that the other sibling looks a bit different, but the personality is completley different from the rest of the family

>>21271391
So your saying your dad didn't buy AAVE at the bottom?

>>21271391
Bullish for Harmony

>>21271559
Yeah don’t let the courts fuck him over

>>21273792
bitch

>>21272641
$200 dna test will prove it.

>>21271559
PROTECT HIM ANON