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Nasdump

>>21264316
Trying not to coom today and actually be productive. Need NET to get back past $40.

NIO $20 eow

TQQQ will take your money

Buy the gold dip?

Everyone in this thread is gay

>>21264341
Why do they do it for free? What's the end game?

DPST pumping the last two days. Regional banks are much stronger than nationals.

>>21264375
Can't prove you wrong

>>21264373
be patient but firm
buy a little each day for the rest of this week
don't rush it, don't force it, just let it happen

How the fuck is Nasdaq green when the entirety of FAGMAN, which is 90% of its market cap, is red?

DKNG going up these days, but earnings on Friday. It will probably BTFO all gains, right?

Also, I'll keep on shilling LHX!!

SLV COMEBACK 27 EoD
BELIEVE IT

>>21264363
Same

>>21264375
No wonder I was feeling so happy

>>21264316
Ok bois i’ev sold some shares in SDL Plc and invested in my potential rocket stock, so now I’m going to shill it to you

Invest in great land gold

What is is?
Gold mining operation in Australia and several other shitholes, it’s a penny stock as it has yet to begin extraction

Risk?
Yes, any mining operation that has yet to extract can wither and die, however greatland gold is nice and solvent, and has a low debt ratio

How much?

I only invested £25 into it and this will be my meme stock while I invest in less risky ventures.

Profit?
If the company begins extracting, and if interest in gold remains high/stable, then this stock will rocket, I expect by 150%(at a conservative estimate). As stocks are currently like 16 pence, that means a £250 investment will double my money, followed by late to the gamers pumping it, I reckon I can make back at least £2.5 grand.

Worse case scenario?

You lose a few hundred pounds

Best case scenario?
You make back a few thousand.

Estimated time of profit?

Late 2020 to mid 2021

Thank me later bois

SPY is going to break ATH and there's nothing we can do about it.

>>21264316
silver bros did we get too cocky??? my portfolio is hemorrhaging!

I met a qt latina last night I think I'm gonna make it

>CLSK flat for about 30 minutes now
i-it will go up anytime now right?

THREADLY REMINDER DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

they don't have to be your only fren, but they're still your fren.

>>21264363
NET is really volatile as fuck. I'll probably sell at 45 and worry about something else, I know I'm being too optimistic with this.

BKNG is single handedly pumping the nasdaq

Maybe this semen slurping hobby isn’t for me

>>21264392
They think its funny to remove titties but leave up scat posts for an unnaturally long time. Having this power is payment in of itself.

>>21264450
£250 not £25 sorry bois

>>21264461

>>21263418
>>21263161

daily reminder

>>21264437
About cooming or NET?

Why is TSM dumping?

>>21264455
blessed
my mexican-american practice gf is so nice to me
she is soft and warm and always tells me how attractive I am
feels so good

>>21264461
blessed

>>21264509
wish I knew.

>>21264509
chinks are going to invade taiwan

What would it take for a stock price to hit $100,000 a share? Somebody told me NKLA was heading that way when the garbage trucks are built and I genuinely 100% believe that with every fiber of my being. But idk anything about stocks I just buy from RobinHood so can you guys tell me what would make this stock $100,000 a share?

>>21264493
hi LCIguy

>>21264504
Both

I'm losing a good amount of moneys today

>>21264547
nope

>>21264543
What the fuck is a broker?

>down $69.420 today

>>21264543
woah i hope u trolling

>>21264461
i dont get dividends. how do you make more money on divvys than you lose on the movement of the stock itself? do you just kick back and write covered calls until they expire over and over or something? when do you "lose" (i.e. have to sell your shares for a loss at some point)?

to me the stock market is all risk vs. reward and i have always stuck to day trading because i feel like it's the only reasonable way to be able to manage risk because stop losses only work intraday so i can't get gapped on due to something xinnie the poo or drumpf said.

I sold.5 shares of TSLA today for like a $1700 profit. I hope that was the right move

>>21264488

Not a chance im investing in that piece of shit.
Market cap 500 mill and yet to take a single piece of gold out of the ground lmaooooo

>>21264462
Im pissed I didn't sell at 45 when it was hanging there for like 5 minutes.

>>21264455
Yes!

Latinas > everything else > gooks

>didn't go all in during the march dip
>only went 50% in
>now all my cash will become monopoly money
>stonks are too high to buy now

RTX chads, let's celebrate! Enjoy the gains, but this is only the beginning!

>>21264543
buybacks
or
decades of growth will no splits

it's very easy to do with privately owned companies, harder to do with publicly traded companies because they are going to want to split
let's say that you founded a company (private) and grew it until it was worth 10 million, and the ownership of the company came from 100 shares. then each share would be worth 100k

If I had more nerve I'd go theta gang on TSLA at 1400 or so. This piece of garbage is being pinned deliberately to strike levels.

>>21264513
Does she know she’s a practice gf?

>>21264556
Up by £150

SDL Plc is a great money maker if you accept its volatility and don’t sell when it dumps

Oil is also raising steady again, but gambling is pretty stagnant right now so I made loss there

>>21264461
RGR will be giving 5$ per share, bonus dividend.
Due to record gun sales. Ex-date is Aug 13

>>21264575
Broker? I hardly knew her

Does the Silver Gold Hype train still have room to go or am I too late to buy this "dip"?

>>21264538
I sold mine caus of this.
Better hedge it with some RTX or something like that.

>>21264651
I only call her my practice gf on 4chan
I don't really mean it
I'm quite fond of her

but she doesn't want kids so I'll eventually have to convince her or replace her

>>21264609
Bro, you can afford to lose £250, it either dies or you get rich as fuck

Also search the name of it and google and check the latest news concerning it

It’s literally found a fucking high density gold mine off the coast of Australia, so no fears over regime change or instability

>>21264547
pretty sure he stopped coming here after he kept saying LCI to 60 and i bet him it would get to 6 first and i was right. probably too embarassed to show his face around these parts again, i know i'd be if i were him, look at that chart wew lad. another case of TAchad bullying the FAvirgin again i suppose. "but it's such a good company bro they got generics or some shit!" (i don't remember what shilling he did but it was something like that) lmao

>>21264693
Either inflation or deflation is coming, either way PM's are going to go up

>>21264693
It's risky but /pmg/ really seems to think it's gonna bounce back. I'm inclined to agree. Gut feeling tells me it will. It's not like other times when I felt nervous. I'm confident now.

>>21264700
Why? Not having kids is fucking baste

>check my old penny stock bio/pharma watchlist
>everything went from $1-5 to $5-20 in the past few months
>out of them all, the one i picked, fucking KTOV is crabbing and dumping, still stuck below $1
i am SEETHING

Will I make it with 1 share of AAPL? that's all I can afford

KTOV

>>21264722
Did you finally look up what a Box Cox transformation is or will you just rage quit again?

>>21264455
>>21264513
Be careful bro’s, most hispanic chicks have an early expiration date, expect that ass to get gross big and for those tits to sag down to their eventual gut. I have seen to happen a million times

t. wetback spic

>>21264741
Kys

>>21264748
The joys of penny stocks

You either get rich or literally burn your money

>>21264693
Silver is going up. Gold will too. The question is a matter of if and not when. Comex delivery dates might be good plays.

>>21264700
give her to me, kids are shit. DINK early retirement is the fucking dream dude.

>>21264700
She's Mexican. You'll pop out 10 kids in the blink of an eye by just looking at her desu

swing trading like a boss today

>>21264603
Two of my top 3 largest positions are AAPL and MSFT

also just reinvesting dividends and buying more shares which buys more dividends which buys more shares, ad infinitum.

I've paced the overall market the last few years so I'm not worried about the growth of my dividend portfolio either. I just have more passive income than the S&P 500 ETF would give me

>>21264603
on guy i know talks about holding his dividend picks forever. he would pass them on to his children when he´s done he said

>>21264693
If I wasn't stuck with zero buying power on RH i'd be buying more. I also can't buy leveraged ETFs on Vanguard so I could buy the unleveraged version but fuck it i'll just wait.

>>21264748
Just think if you'd just put 1 dollar in all of them you could buy a case of beer and maybe even a half of a sandwich as well

>>21264700
>hispanic
>doesnt want to have kids
thats rare.

>>21264781
>The question is a matter of if and not when
Woops, meant
Question of when and not if

>>21264775
OUT OF ALL THE FUCKING 20 I MANAGED TO PICK THE FUCKING ONE THAT DOESN'T EVEN GO TO $2
I AM SO FUCKI

>>21264769
I get what you mean but she's petite and her mom is hot as fuck

>>21264763
ITS GOING DOWN
IM YELLING TIMER
YOU BETTER SELL
YO BETTER RUN

>started investing right as the tech bubble burst

well at least i didn't put it all in TQQQ

>>21264766
honestly have no idea what you're talking about m8

also high LCIguy :^) have you looked up what a downtrend is yet?

>>21264772
I should.. kill myself because I enjoy not having children? You're imbalanced

>>21264392
The only power trip/authority theyll ever have

>>21264815
She's probably based and understands her kids will grow up to be gang bangers and hoochie mammas.

>>21264700
Don't worry about that, her time will come and you'll have cute mestizo kids.

So this is the largest selloff of silver in the last 3 months, right? That seems clearly manipulated to me but I'm just some dumbass on 4chan. My smoothbrain tells me that after this comes a leg up, would that be unreasonable?

>>21264637

I was in here urging people to buy RTX (and NOC, LMT) about two days ago. Hopefully this will end up being some level of payback for the random anon who made me $20k by shilling me DXB

>>21264769
I already can tell that she's going to go goblina-mode in the next decade
the only safe hispanic girls for the long run are the tall, skinny, light-skinned ones

>>21264825
you a lucky boy
my practice gf mom looks like a typical 60-year-old mexican mom
:(

We're so fucking close to a new ATH for S&P

has the tech bubble actually burst?

>>21264817
Ha sorry bro, how much do you invest in penny stocks?

I only invested in greatland gold as a meme rocket, but the rest of my stock is FTSE.

Ied only ever invest pocket money in a single penny stock and focus the rest on the big players

>>21264790
>>21264788
interesting. it's something im considering after i've completed the income-generating phase and am looking more at wealth creation and passive income in early retirement. im doing the riskier but higher reward short term stuff now, when i've made enough to be comfortable i'll do the smaller reward but safer long term stuff.

>>21264863
damn...
i'm small time with my low % return. did you buy calls or just lots of stocks

>>21264859
Sell off of gold was to drive down silver. I am pretty sure this is citibank.

>>21264578
Based

>>21264897
stocks only go up

>>21264766
<3

Does anybody have any of them hot stock tips? I'm looking for something new.

I just woke up. Wtf happened to SLV?

IS THIS THE BEST NASKEKS CAN DO?
-0.1 YOU'RE TQQQ GAINS

>>21264952
Jews

>>21264836
>honestly have no idea what you're talking about m8
>The TArd who told me to learn statistics last time and rage quit after asking him about some basic statistical tools has no fucking clue about statistics
Can't make this shit up.
>>21264931
wassup scoops?

>>21264894
i expected ATH breach today, but bobo is working on the sabotage hardcore
he knows he can kill himself once we break it. it's just a matter of days, it will happen for sure. the question is just, when.

>>21264936
buy and hold MSFT for the next 20 years.

WHAT THE FUCK

BARRICK GOLD
NO SURVIVORS!!!

>>21264936
I got a good feeling about tqqq.

>>21264897
>has the tech bubble actually burst?
Looks like Uber and Lyft ruling is /priced in/, despite the wild maniacal posts their engineers were making on Blind yesterday...
This market is gay asf

I can't believe people treat AAPL like some pump and dump.

>>21264832
Bro invest long term, trump can only delay the depression for only so long, then most stocks will crash

So invest in the staple, and things poor people do even when their even poorer

Drinking
Gambling
Oil
Gold/silver
Gold mining/silver mining

Poor people don’t buy tech
Poor governments don’t buy state of the art green energy
Poor people don’t buy houses
Poor people don’t need business advice or new clothes

Treat this year and next as a massive surge of poor people, and invest accordingly

>>21264897
look up the dotcom crash, then you know what a bubble bursting is.

that would be -90%, not -9%. nothing has happened yet.

SRNE?

Net trying it’s best to get over $38

>>21264825
We spics have a sick culture that worships fat women

Where the WKHS chads at? Who's ready for more gains this year? About the earnings report, from Barron's:

>Despite the miss, there’s a lot going right at the company. In July, for instance, after the second quarter ended, the company reported a trio of positive data points. Workhorse received safety approvals for its electric vans, took in more orders for its vehicles, and delivered two of its first vans to Ryder Systems (R).

>And more vehicle deliveries are coming. “The [second half production] ramp remains on track and management continues to target [making] 300 [to] 400 vehicles by the end of the year,” wrote Cowen analyst Jeffery Osborne in a Monday research report. “After a tough few quarters, we see greener pastures ahead.”

https://www.barrons.com/articles/workhorse-stock-fell-after-earnings-thats-the-wrong-reaction-51597151699

I really do feel like SLV will rise back to 30 before EoW though.

FUCK FUCK FUCK. DO WE BUY THE CLSK DIP? BROS?!

>>21264965
>wassup scoops?
I'm on vacation until Thursday
Also, GREEEEEENNNNNN

>>21264966
I can't wait to be free to unload all this fucking SPXL

Post apple split the cost for my shares will be around 111 per. Not bad at all. Sit on my ass and let the rebound take place.

>>21264915

Lots of stocks and it's doubled since I bought in, options aren't really a popular thing in Australia because the brokerage and liquidity are both shit and also you have to pass a quiz and sing the national anthem to do them instead of just logging into Robin hood or whatever the American method is

>>21265049
Maybe if Citibank needs to load up more shares to try shorting. This was the story like 2 weeks ago where Tu/W ate shit, then Thursday it mooned into the weekend

>>21264965
>he's still seething about something that happened ages ago

fucking hilarious. put your trip back on, buddy. you continue to be the easiest trip on 4chan to get a rise out of because your ego is so fragile.

what are my odds on LCI to $0.60? xD

>>21265045
And we always fly to close to the sun.

>>21265050
Going to buy back in sub 15 only

>>21264509
>Why is TSM dumping?
Same as before and with other good tech stocks. They are trying to head-fake retail with “muh sector rotation” in order to get techies cheap.

What should I buy, fellers?

>>21265119
>put your trip back on,
Are you a shizo? It's obvious that I'm not lciguy.
I also told you that already.

What's the deal with fucking MSFT
the entire tik tok rumors fucked up the prices

How long will airlines be up?

>>21265002
>poor people don't buy tech

Wrong. Poor people spend all their money on tech, subscription services, gadgets, iphones, tablets, roku, apple tv, all that bullshit.
I'm worth like half a million and I have a shitty iphone 6s with a smashed up screen and a battery drain.
Money has to go somewhere and tech is the most resilient to market downturns, we just witnessed that.
The only reason industrials are up is because the dollar is moving up. The only reason the dollar is moving up is because they haven't released the second stimulus YET but bet your ass they will. Unemployment is high and we are about to hit the fall and winter which means all those seasonal summer jobs are about to dry up and downsize.

>>21265212
When shorts are done covering

>>21265113
Apparently an analyst/speculator said that a big selloff was going to happen specifically today, and then it would continue to moon into September.

>>21264543
Check out BRK-A

https://youtu.be/0YyBvzCilr4

>>21265196

nikola

Buy CLX for a dead cat sell or is this the first of 2 crows?

>>21264375
wheres your dubs. you must be talking about yourself, no? dont post anymore.

>>21265002
>Poor people don’t buy tech
>Poor people don’t need new clothes
You have absolutely no idea about poor people.
Poor people will go into debt to buy the new iPhone. They rather starve than not watch Rick of Thrones on Netflix.

And businesses need the services of Adobe, MSFT and Amazon. Try to teach a company Linux or tell media to use Gimp lmao

HOW IS NIKOLA STILL WORTH MORE THAN WORKHORSE
RLJGHNFSDEKUHFEWKUHFAWOILEUHFDIOUQWHFDIOUQAWHDIOUAWHDIUAWSDHJUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>21265212
WERE FLYING HIGH
WERE FLYING RIGHT UP TO THE SKY
WERE FLYING HIGH
WERE FLYING RIGHT UP TO THE SKY

WERE FLYING SO HIGH , WE FLY SO HIGH WE FLY SO HIGH
WERE FLYING SO HIGH , WE FLY SO HIGH WE FLY SO HIGH

>>21265333
i almost made almost the same reply but then i decided it wasnt worth my energy

>>21264363
same

>>21265321
Jokes on you, people who reply are double gay with aids.

>>21265333
Are poor people actually retarded? I thought poor kids were just as smart and talented as white kids.

>>21264605
>I hope that was the right move
It wasn't and that will be one of the biggest regrets of your life

Just fucking hold TSLA, it has the highest performance of any mega cap stock. There's nothing you can replace it with that offers the same performance with less risk.

>>21265333
Checked. Also very true. Every single poor person I know still has an iPhone. Granted, they do make monthly payments, but still. It's viewed as a necessity, and in some cases it actually kind of is.

The only people who don't have a smartphone are ancient boomers or people who probably barely afford to eat. But even then, maybe.

>>21264363
already coomed twice, im down 10% on tqqq calls

>>21265333
How can poor people be into debt to buy an iPhone, then the loaning companies have gone bankrupt

We are talking Dickensian poverty here

>>21265417
I still am DCAing into it on M1 but I would rather take the profit and if it dips again I'll buy again.

>>21265235
I am actually more encouraged now than I was last week. 25 and 29 are the last major resistance levels until you get to 35. We should not have blown through those as fast we did. After that you are talking 50.
I am playing with the expectation of 30s silver. If it looks like it wants to go higher than that than I am switching purely into miners.

>>21265015
doomp et

>>21265429
is this your first day?

>>21265415
there is different levels of poor
the ''poor'' in most of america are that way because they actually do buy shit they don't need
then there is the real poor, the niggas in appalachia who can't afford to even a credit card to go into debt
so yes the ''poor'' are that dumb

>>21265429
Lots of mobile phone carrier stores let you take the phone for free as long as you pay the taxes due at sell. Most people just pay their monthly phone bill at $30-50. They figure, "Well, I do NEED a phone." Even though it'd probably be better to buy an older Android phone for much cheaper.

>>21265054
I got in at 11.55 almost immediately shot up to 13. I’d say get in and see where it is in a few days.

>>21265415
lel

>>21264695
Kek

How the actual fuck are we near all time highs? If it was okay to just have masses of people not work and go on unemployment, to have the government go into debt, and fed printing money why not do it every year?
Why is nobody terrified of what the fuck is happening?

>tuesday
>sitting already at +$340 for the week
>feels good for a poorfag

Do i pull out the rug for the week or ride the daddy Dow wave?

>>21265224
The Obamaphone is a meme for a reason

>>21265618
People are still making money so investors dont care that stocks are in a bubble.

>>21265618
No one cares just ride the wave

>>21265196
BA

>>21265618
It was always ok, most people were made obsolete by tech a long time ago, they just never noticed until now.

>>21264936
Got DKNG yesterday at ~31, if earnings are good at Friday the sky is the limit. Earnings could be bad and fug the price as well, but heh.

Got LHX a few weeks ago and it has been my most reliable stock recently.

>>21265618
MMT, new paradigm

>>21265482
This was the dip, you sold the bottom, and you should be adding here instead. It reminds me of the people who sold TSLA at $400 in March swearing it was going back to $180. If you missed the downward move you should be holding on stocks like these.

>>21265429
Because they pay with everything on credit cards which isn't a bad thing if you actually pay your bills but most actually don't.
So they don't go into debt per se through the iphone acquistion because most phone companies just give you a monthly breakdown with 0%apr just to keep churning new products, it's just how they pay for it. Poor people also feel insistent on showing off how 'rich' they are by appearing to have money aka nigger rich. This means they finance everything just to have new clothes , shoes, phone, car, apartment they can't afford, etc etc.
Also women are the main consumers and they have absolutely 0 financial savvy. Women's main strategy for life is to burn through as much money as they can and either have their father or future husband / sugar daddy foot the bill. If you think I'm joking I'm not and this is based on countless examples of real world experience and observation.

>>21265620
Pull a little out and spend it, a little more to treat yourself, reinvest the rest

>>21265484
Probably a good play. I made a bad call and my calls expire on 8/21. I think SLV will be up to at least $30 by then (Have a strike price of $27.50) so I should be fine. RIP if not though. I don't think Silver or even gold is going to go into an insane drop like some people might believe.

>>21265516
Also true. There's Paycheck to Paycheck poor because someone doesn't have any savings but can still get by and then there's "I might not even get to eat this week" poor. People don't understand that a lot of "poor" people aren't even THAT poor. Yes, they're in bad positions, but they still have an apartment, a car, a phone, and probably even a job. It's not extravagant but it's livable, I've been there. The people who complain about being poor and needing gibs from the government on twitter probably aren't that poor to begin with.

I genuinely believe a lot of poor people are only poor because of their decisions and not their circumstances.

>>21265618
>If it was okay to just have masses of people not work and go on unemployment, to have the government go into debt, and fed printing money why not do it every year?
Say hello to the new normal. Millions of people in the entertainment and service industries will simply not have jobs to return to until next year, at the very least. Republicans don't want to admit that the way forward is a UBI and Democrats don't want to admit that endless money printing is the answer

>Buttcoin currently crashing
Feels good, mane

>>21265696
I don't care, I made 2k from it and I still hold some.

>>21264471
bro i hope this is fake lol you can easily make that back in a day

why won't this shit just crash already?
the suspense is killing me

Kinda like the people who stuff a massive 70+ inch tv in a small living room.. It don't mater that its grossly overkill or that you can touch the screen from the couch, its all about having it to show off to your buddies. The fact your killing your eyesight don't mater at all either.

>>21265740
it just follows gold right
what a boring asset
wasn't it supposed to be a million per coin by now

>>21264316
Fuck this gay market I'm just putting everything in qld and never looking back

N-n-nak at-attack

You can feel it. The propped up, bloated, overvalued tech sector is crumbling. Zoomers continue to “buy the dip” at ATH’s while smart money is routinely dumping and rotating to value. The end is near for tech. Position yourself accordingly. This will not end well.

What a boring ass day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeE8YQgSVWM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>21265618
>Why is nobody terrified of what the fuck is happening?
most are... but we must trade the market that is in our face
read ray dalio and you'll quickly be making more sense of the current state of the market

>>21265726
I'm buying more PM's.

Today I switched from Nasdaq to value. Did I do good

I don't think tech is going to crash but it's going to start bleeding out

>>21265778
This ramble feels misplaced here.

>>21265825
DJ for life

Been sitting on 1400 side line money, I see some nice dips in gold/silver and clorox and rgr. I can't escape the feeling that this is a fomo bull trap dip. I wanna be wrong. I keep hearing "banks aren't rallying, gold/silver is" so why is my Discover stock shot up from my buy in at 49 dollars?

>>21265002
>Poor people don’t buy tech
>Poor people don’t buy houses
>Poor people don’t need business advice or new clothes
Kek they literally do all of these things, regardless of money. Hence poor. I live in a shithole and people spend so much on nice or flashy stuff while I'm just buying stocks and crypto with you retards
>Poor governments don’t buy state of the art green energy
Large businesses do for money saving

>>21265740
You shorted the king? Terrible idea boomer

JEWS TRYING TO FUCK WITH CLSK AGAIN

... and, just like that, Wala
LINK will never be under $13 again!

>>21265740
imagine being a nocoiner lmao

I thought about selling INTC puts after my funds settle in two days.
What's the premium for $40 puts for two or three months out?

>>21265867
This is the shit that scares me. At least with a sudden drop you can pretty much accept the extent of the hit right away and have a clearer DCA opportunity. It's the slow insidious killer that scares me.

I think today i only check yahoo finance on the stocks i want to get out of. I can't take this heart ache anymore

Should I buy some FIVG? Looks like it might continue to regularly rise, but I'm not sure how high it could go. Looking for some steady growers like BAC

Rat Kings rise up and stop TQQQ from hitting green

>>21265866
Bet more. You want leveraged value like a 2x bank ETF. But I would not buy in today after a pump. I'll buy more after a dump.

>>21265882
look I'm not gonna respond to you in detail
I'm just gonna say when I'm talking about "sideline" money the silver chart is not the one that would be grabbing my attention right fucking now

Why did you niggers shill SILJ at me. I'm down 10% you dicks

QCOM to the moon!

>>21265801
>>21265915
>>21265952
Kek, no. I have 2k of it that I just don't touch.
But it's a very small and insignificant part of my investments

SPOT is UP and will keep it up at least until SEPT.

>PHUN
This either moons to the stars on Friday or drills to the center of the earth

GME
>~100% short interest
> Q4 earnings > mcap
> low debt

>>21266056
net worth?

>>21266064
Why would it moon? Nothing happened.

>>21265952
Imagine thinking you're going to be a millionaire from owning a magic digital coin that moves with gold when you can literally just own gold or other PMs that also correlate to gold but have higher upside and industrial use. Yikes dawg

can someone post the BUY EVERY DIP pic and any other pics with that chad, thx

>>21264433
Should i buy lhx??

what are some good writes for puts or calls bros

AM I GOING TO REGRET BEING ALL IN ON TSLA AND AMZN

>>21266150

Look tech bulls, line is going up. Buy buy buy. FOMO, go all in, 100x leverage. Surely the line will continue to go up vertically

>>21266182
AAPL at 440 or 435 right now.
MA, V, PYPL are my go tos
MSFT at 205 or so seems great as well
Maybe some WMT if you want no-tech because earnings. AMAT if youre poor because earnings on 13th

>>21266102
>net worth?
About 180k
80k Robinhood, 50k savings (looking to enter real estate if it crashes when eviction moratorium ends), 50k in retirement

>>21266197
>Surely the line will continue to go up vertically
"And indeed, it would."

>>21266150

Bought a NET call, strike 45 expiry 8/21. How did I do

>>21266186
Did you skip the part where you learn about P/E ratios? It's like investing $7,000 to a little kids lemonade stand. When all they want is scrap 2x4s, wood boards and a paint brush

>My daily movement swings from +1% to -1%

Is this whats it like to be a boomer

>>21266233
>Paypal

>>21266150

ET back above my outlay. Still salty theyre not counting the other ET I bought on ex divvy date for my total. Hell a few of my oil holdings are looking good.

Anon who asked about ET, did you buy in yet? Where my ayylmaos at?

what were your best financial descisions anons?

>stopped dating after losing my virginity at 22
>avoided women at work
>never got married

Reminder

>>21266282
I'm actually massively leveraged and my account is sitting at +0.5% all day and I can't look the fuck away

>>21266295
Id never use it but come on. E-Commerce and Amazon payments and stuff and not even having the MA and V problem of a travel shut down.
Paypal is a good hold right now.
Especially when you write a low put and buy at a discount that way.

>>21266332
Incel cope

>>21266272
What's got you confident?
http://opcalc.com/c69

>>21266295
>Paypal
PayPal owns venmo

>>21266272
I snagged a $39 call for 8/21 cheap yesterday

>>21266332
>stopped dating after losing my virginity at 22
Based.
I stopped having sex after getting bored of it after a few times.
>what were your best financial descisions anons?
Not selling gold from 300 dollars to 1800

>>21266332
when I subscribed to the deep brain chain newsletter and they sent out an email warning they would be flooding the markets with tokens and I sold at like 1000 sats

I posted about it and nobody acknowledged me. I watched anons lose 95% in the coming weeks

> today's lunch time dump is actually a lunch time PUMP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21265987
I was going for that. Last week I thought it was time to sell most my tech and but some banks and oil but I'm always a pussy.

I have a lot of leverage already though. My portfolio is built with mostly balance transfer promotions from credit cards lol. I'm leveraged by a factor of 6 approximately

i've gone from $515k to $390k trying to be clever and now i want to just end it

>>21266332
>what were your best financial descisions anons?
Get sugar mommy, sit in crib all day and shitpost on biz and on futures with mommy's money. About as comfy as comfy can be

>>21264454
Been trying to tell you faggots for the longest crypto made boomer rocks obsolete. Guess you gotta learn the hard way.

Every possible store of value reason for holding gold, crypto like BTC does 10x better. Aside from the whole requires internet thing but outside of total societal collapse-- one where boomer rocks will be just as useless, I dont see that ever being a problem.

>thought about buying an fb call this morning
>bought a fucking NCLH put and Canadian pacific call thinking it was safer
One day I’ll learn. One day.

>>21266332
I've spent at least $12k over a decade on my fiance. She just started a nice career, let's hope I get a decent ROI

>>21266424
how does one find a sugar mommy

How based is my portfolio?

>>21265892
Please remember the financial crisis

Sure, poor people will go into debt to buy things they can’t afford, but when the amount of defaulting poor people exceeds sustainability the loan companies, banks, housing market lenders etc crash.

Then the loans stop, or become so horribly requirement focussed that you need to be a PhD major with 200iq, a £100k job and a person of colour just to be entitled to one.

We will see defaults on loans, as the poor can’t afford to pay them (no work, automated manual labour etc)

This will lead to defaults

This will lead to a banking crisis

This will lead to a retail/tech crisis

And so on and so on and so on

Please don’t be deluded into thinking that this will be a workable depression ala financial crisis

This is going to be a Great Depression, where stock brokers jump windows, and tech engineers go hiking across the country just to work as farm hands at a local ranch.

already have 90 shares of nclh that I bought like a fucking robinhood retard in june. Should I just buy 10 more and start writing call options?

>>21266274

>>21266332
I was going to defend dating, but then I remembered the dating scene and the fact that you pretty much only find dates over dating apps nowadays which is literally 90% male and 10% female (and those females are annoying sluts)

>>21266512
That’s not a bad idea desu

>>21266332
that's an interesting house

>>21266479
I'm sorry, but you will never get it back.

any pnd schemes i can gamble my money on rn?

>>21266482
be a twink have smooth skin and be really submissive. It is easy if you have no sense of dignity.

>>21266332
Applied for a better job everyday while stuck in a shit low paying job for 2 years
>New job offered me 3 times my salary than at shit job, but want me to start literally the next day
>Old boss screaming at me saying she will ruin me, I am a disloyal cheat, tries to get name of new company etc, etc,
>Walk right the fuck out, no 2 weeks notice old boss screaming "YOU'LL REGRET THIS!"
>Been a year since that day, making 3x the money and have 4 times the vacation plus healthcare and now I'm about to get a raise
>About to move in with gf and plumb her pussy every night
>WFH has allowed me to make small swing trades and I made my first 1k in trades/selling covered calls

Best decision of my life to leave that place and say "fuck a two weeks notice, suck my dick." Remeber kids, your boss will not give you a raise. ALWAYS trade up. Do not give a company loyalty, they will not return it. TRADE. UP.

>>21266261
The chad wall street bull
>Buy. Every. Dip.
>>21266335
The virgin Morgan Stanley
>D-don't buy, this is the end

>>21266502
>GAMESTOP
>GAMESTOP
>GAMESTOP
>GAMESTOP

Why?

god fuck gilead
FUCK gilead

I sold my fucking put this morning and it does this bullshit

>>21266514
i will now invest $7000 into this lemonade stand

>>21266508
Haha, money printer go brrrrr...

>>21266332
Okay but how did you handle the crushing loneliness in your 30s?

>>21265002
>muh consumer goods
who cares, big tech is concerned with working with other corporations, not consumers. In a depressed economy those corporations need more tech to get their efficiency back up.

>>21266502
ngl that's a pretty shit tier memefolio

>>21266508
Sounds like opportunity to me

>>21266575
>Remeber kids, your boss will not give you a raise. ALWAYS trade up
B-but I got an 18% raise in my first year.

>russians approve vaccine despite skipping phase iii
>this is somehow bullish for the markets
People are retards. It's a nothingburger.

Any time you see euphoric news like this plastered all over CNBC, you just know it's gonna dump hard in the near future.

At least something good came out of the Kodak stock manipulation scam

>>21266604
>>21266066

>>21266630
Prostitutes

>>21266575
>About to move in with gf

you're going to ruin your life

Post your cash percent in your portfolio: 16% How dangerous am I living?

>>21266189
>>21266300
>>21266261
based, thanks lads, will take anymore

Dubs for BABA will rule the world by 2030

>>21266665
Of (((course)))

>>21266665
has /pol/ gotten their hands on this yet? should've been digits for you

>>21266565
is she a lot older than you? like how did you find this arrangement

>>21266696
0%, if I wanted to hold cash I'd have it in my savings account.

my aura just turned orange

where's that idiot who went all-in on SQQQ this morning

>>21266696
1%

>>21266693
I’m about to move back into my own apartment. Fuck living with women. Getting a cheap as fuck studio I’m going to cheat on my gf in.

>>21266665
oy vey

>>21266696
%4, enough to yank some out if I have an especially good day

>>21266693
Of course, just wait until marriage to see if a living arrangement will work out.

>>21266514
I got a solid involuntary chuckle outta this and you've earned this (You)

>>21266665
>jews being jews

Shocking

>>21266665
Things like this are great. Giving back to struggling, marginalized communities makes my heart feel warm.

>>21266665

>>21266726
I'm in mid 20's, she is in late 30's, met on a roleplay website a couple years ago

>>21266803
holy based

>>21266696
39%. this market isn't all that great and beacuase I have a 401k + maxed out roth IRA, I am always passively investing, but I don't feel like making any commitments. Usually I'd just do all my buys at specific times of the year, but this year I just settled on maxing out my Roth and that's it.

>>21266575
Inflation as it is/has been, everyone should be looking for new jobs every 1-2 years.
New hire salaries have to match inflation more honestly than internal promotion pay structures.

Why does selling and buying puts and calls seem so big brain? I don’t really see the point in it.

>>21266696
0,3%

>>21266836
its not

>>21266479
only 12k in a decade ain't that bad really

>>21266665
of course
of FUCKING course

>>21266803
hot. glad you're living the dream anon.

>>21266660
Trading up is more likely to get you a 50-200% raise. Work somewhere for a year if it's good. After one year, spit out applications every week. Go on interviews and ask for big bucks, you have nothing to lose. Eventually one will say yes. It's easier to bargain in an interview when you don't need the job. Ignore the boomer "hurr durr those mean millennials only stay at a job for 6 months to a year! Open PDF!". Fuck boomers. They don't want to pay. Fuck em. Fuck any sort of loyalty. A company will discard you in a heart beat if Sally HR says you looked at her tits.

>>21266665

>>21266836
If you’re me it’s how you lose all your money

>>21266865
It is, if youre options strategy isnt literally weekly OTM calls.

>>21266865
okay then what is your strategy
should i just buy SPY calls every monday?

>>21266508
I hope so.
Add to that Seattle announced they're short $395,000,000 for the year due to lose taxable income.
Oops.

>>21266836
You could just buy normal shares and hope for the best, but calls/puts are exponential. If you see people who 100x their money in a week or whatever, it's likely from a call or a put.

>>21266630
friends, hobbies, even the shitty "just travel" meme works for me

GO EBAY GO

>>21266706

-50% on my QQQ puts. I should have just held TQQQ.

>>21266944
>>21266676
Godspeed anons, but I still wish that you find the one at some point

>>21266912
I mean it's not big-brained to play options. It's big-brained to use options to hedge, and it's big-brained to trade options when you have a massive edge on the market. Buying a call when you think something will go up will lose you money even when it does go up, because most of the catalysts you think are going to raise the price are already priced in to the option premium. So the next day, the stock moved into the money but your option price remained the same. It be like that

>>21266643
Yes BUT NOT IN TECH

>>21266924
to what degree is option trading luck

>>21266575
>Remeber kids, your boss will not give you a raise. ALWAYS trade up. Do not give a company loyalty, they will not return it. TRADE. UP.
Absolutely based and red-pilled.
Truer words have never been spoken.

>>21267021
Hows your NAK doing?
Prepared to wait 5 years for the next pump?

Bought 800 shares of Norwegian Air last night at 1.45 NOK a share. They're at their lowest ever right now, not only because of corona, but also because Boeing fucked them over a couple years ago by selling them dozens of faulty engines. They've launched a lawsuit against them now, and the odds look pretty good in their favour. The airline is also heavily backed by the Norwegian gov and has a gud rep among flyers. Gonna be a good one lads

is there even a point in owning KO when im trying to grow my account balance

SPY ATH let's do this
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY

>>21267030
What do you mean by hedge?

>>21267071
NAK will moon tomorrow, and if not tomorrow then the day after that. I'm fucking ready, are you,sailor?

>>21267030
Don’t you buy calls when it’s red and buy ours when it’s green to prevent this?

>>21267054
50/50. There's a lot of luck involved but use common sense to make educated guesses.

>>21267079
they're owned by china, chang.

>>21267045
I dunno man. Tech has been treating me well recently.

>>21267062
I got baited into a "promotion" that was really just a new title with more responsibility

>>21266706

>>21267083
Depends on how much KO. It is kind of THE intro to covered calls stock

>>21267173

>>21267173
Is this man the king fucking bull?

>>21267155
Bro, at the very least diversify your portfolio into poor man stocks, so even if the end times come around the corner you have something to cushion the blow

>>21266261
>>21266976
>>21267173
this man is a genius and a literal GOD
you only have to listen

tfw stopped crabbing and now dumping

>>21267143
Irishmen and chinks

>>21267173
lmao based

>>21266508
>This is going to be a Great Depression, where stock brokers jump windows, and tech engineers go hiking across the country just to work as farm hands at a local ranch.

Why do anons always state their fantasies as a likely scenario?

Gonna be funny when all the hoopla over the Russia cure ends with them finding all sorts of nasty side effects or it's just "water" instead of a cure.

Just loaded up $500 worth of SLV puts

>>21267357
inb4 bioweapon
inb4 they already had a vaccine
inb4 the vaccine is also a bioweapon

>>21267371
Oh, no.

>>21267346
he's probably got 12 month puts eating his ass rn and needs a depression to break even

Some faggot started a new thread without posting the link

>>21267104
>>21267104
>>21267104

>>21267079

it was 2.70 like a week ago. Enjoy losing money.

>>21267293
I, too, am holding SLV calls

>>21267156
>I got baited into a "promotion" that was really just a new title with more responsibility
That's usually what they are.
No pay raise at all though? They didn't even toss you a couple grand?

Back to my point though: you can leverage that promotion in a job hop to go for a bigger role at other companies with bigger pay.
My promotion in the next year or so probably isn't going to be much at all, but I'm going to leverage it for a 2nd promo when I hop to a different company.

>>21267467
Only reason it's dipped over the past week is because their monthly flyer report was released showing a 90% decrease in customers

>>21265618
Post scarcity society anon. If only you knew how many people go to work just to give them something to do.

>>21267584
>>21267634

No it dipped because they are out of money and will release more shares. Again.

When it eventually raises back to it's old market cap your shares will be worth 0.2 NOK each.

I've got a friend that is absolutely CONVINCED that everything is destined to crash around election time. That just seems too obvious to me.

I think both outcomes are already priced in, and the next large movements will be as far out as 2021.

What you think

My silver certificate just got knocked out. I'm pretty sure that silver will now start to gain again.

>>21265212
Flights are picking back up airlines are reopening. You'd better fucking get back in now. I told retarded dopamine addict anon to do this 3 weeks ago and he didnt buy. But he will in a month when the price jumps and its exciting. Retard dopamine addicts, man.

>>21267256
yeah of course im not dumb, I have more than one tech stock.