/biz/ - Business & Finance

WTF JUST HAPPENED

What the fuck is going on? Who's buying this scam???

>>21144602
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIT

O
O

BROS
WTFWT

Coinbase down again!

>>21144602
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 13 FUCKING DOLLARS ITS FUCKING REAL

HOSSSAAANAAAAAAAAAAA

i'm sorry what
!!!!

>>21144602
Singularity!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

theres gotta be something wrong with binance right? am i seeing this correctly?

Why is this happening?

>>21144602

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

IT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT!

THE BIGGEST GREEN DILDO THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!

HOLY SHIT 13$ ON BINANCE

12 TO 1350 IN 1 5M CANDLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>21144602
WHAT IS HAPPENING IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

EVEN BUYING AT 10 DOLLARS IS A CHAD MOVE

What the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDG2m5hN1vo

MEME MAGIC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Did even need a $13 waiting room

>>21144677
nigga it's ethereum all over again

Lmaaaaao. I'm out with normie friends who know nothing of how much money I'm making. Can't stop laughing to myself. Wtf is even happening

>>21144602
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DUDE
DUDE

HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Its a bug on binance right? Not showing that price on any other site to me... RIGHT BROS?!?!?!?

LITERALLY DUMPING RIGHT NOW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF IS HAPPENING

>>21144602
Is it singularity?!?!?

THIS IS FUCKING CHAOS

this is madness

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

who keeps buying!?

AAAH THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the whackiest day yet

Why does coinbase say 11.78

The fucking volume is insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCiOsl_l1M&list=FLhGRpl_oJln7zUJljBr1pOg&index=5&t=0s

uhhh bros my coinbase pro ticker broke

>>21144811
frozen for a while now

ARE THE INSIDERS BUYING DO THEY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T???

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOSANNA
FOREVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BRXxTToV-I

>>21144771
simeon. he bought over $20MM today because he believes in it so much

>>21144602
I FUCKING CAME

Bros, I will not forget this day

>>21144811
someone's arbitrage bot is broken kek
press F

ZEUS IS DEAD
S

GET TF IN HEREEEEEEEE
>>21144777

>>21144602

FFFFFUUUUCCCCKKK

I’m six figures, wow.

12 BROKEn

>>21144602
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>$12.75 on cmc
$12.75 on cmc
>$12.75 on cmc
$12.75 on cmc

SHORT SQUEEZE

WE ARE AT 13

I REPEAT

WE ARE AT 13.34

13 broken ;)

>>21144623

>>21144846
They're just learning what we knew 3 years ago. The singularity is postironically here

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE U CRAZY BASTARDS WTF IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

$13.30 ON BINANCE IT'S HAPPENING WTF

>>21144602
WTF IS GOING ON

>>21144602
GOLDEN BULL RUN GOLDEN BULL RUN

>>21144925
Shorts were already squeezed from 8 to 10. This smells like jew banker money

THAT WICK

>>21144928
first time i ever witnessed such a big dildo live. is this what 2017 was like?

>>21144602
THIS IS IT!! THIS IS FUCKING IT!!! IM GONNA RETIRE THEN SOON MAKE A LIVING FROM STAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS SHIT IS FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

>>21144944
Yep exactly that. They are starting to wrap their minds around it. We could blow up to $50 eoy huh?

is this actually the singularity... is it here?

Is this really the golden bull run? Do these dubs prove it?

>>21145017
>THAT WICK
anons I will share a TA secret with you
ready?
wicks. point. the. way
get a big wick in one direction, that's where the price is headed and soon

>>21144602
PUT ME IN THE FUCKING SCREENCAP

>>21144602
$12.65 WAS FUD

I'm... I'm... I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>21145043
Yeah

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH COINBASE PRO
WHY IS EVERYTHING FROZEN
WHY DOES IT SHOW LINK AT 11.78

Please someone tell me this is just the beginning.

The past 2 days have been NUTS

>>21145043
Yep this is what it was like.

NOOOOOOOO

I ONLY HAVE 1500

I NEED MORE STOP MOONING PLEASE

I FUCKING LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!! THANKS FOR MAKING ALL THE MEMES THAT MADE ME INVEST IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!

>>21144811
is this free money

>>21145005
JEW MONEY is HERE!!!! THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHT

>>21145097
You are a fucking retard

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BUYING THIS SCAM? ARE YOU GUYS RETARDED? CHAINLINK IS JUST A JSON PARSER, GOD I FEEL FOR YOU GUYS GETTING SCAMMED BY THE SECOND

JUST REMEMBER, 1 LINK SHOULD ONLY BE WORTH A CUP OF COFFEE, $1.25 USD YOU STUPID FAGGOTS

we just fucked BSV raw and LTC still has cum on her face. number 6

>>21144872
IT HAPPENS TONIGHT!!

>>21145136
they always do this. stop using niggerbase

Link is now officially at the top of volume, and gainers. This is only day 1 of that being the case, and is the first time it has happened. What was the last coin you saw this with? 1000 was not a meme folks.

>>21144602
I think the pattern is we moon then we fall and btc and eth follow then we moon again.

YAY

woah did a quick scalp and bought just before pump to 13 that was close not gonna swing again

>>21145138
it literally is. golden bullrun hasn't even started yet.

What does a wick mean

>>21145164
I only have 154. I know your feels anon.

>>21145245
Based retard.

Guys I only have 42 link. This shit is gonna get me rich or what ?

>>21145236
Never swing a link idiot.

>>21144715
>nigga it's ethereum all over again
Fucking this. People will still miss this ride too.

>>21145174
>You are a fucking retard
try it, always works :P

>>21145212
They've always done this for BTC. This is the first time I've ever seen CB shit itself when it's only link mooning and everything else a stablecoin

>>21145245
Outlier trades essentially in a time period for the candle charts. If you get a fat candle with a big wick up top, its bullish usually and if you get the opposite its bearish.

>>21145271
You're not even a linklet, stfu.

>>21145245
>What does a wick mean
wicks out for harambe

>>21145300
Being a retard? Long wicks mean indecision most of the time

>>21145245
Its where you put your legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass.
/s (for real what is a wick tho)

>mfw LINK was the smallest part of my portfolio a couple weeks ago and now it's the largest

>>21145321
Thank you.

What does a fat candle wide but not high represent?

Coinbase still selling at 11.78..

IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

>>21145286
How's 45,000,000 sound?

>>21145335

>>21145286
That's 42 million dollars.

>>21145245
Fuck off black nigger you're never going to make it

>tfw 1200 links
Never gonna make it, but maybe I'll have rent for a year or something

HABBENING!!!!

I traded about $50 worth of random coins I got from Coinbase Earn to Link. I now own 5 Link. How rich am I going to be?

Commenting in historical thread

>>21145370
Stable price, not a lot of change one way or the other. The volume can still be high though, its rare but sometimes you have these crazy crab moments where millions are being thrown around with little movement.

>>21145349
>Long wicks mean indecision most of the time
fuck off how new are you
big wick up means it's getting ready to pump
big wick down means it's getting ready to dump
big wicks both ways means indecision

>>21145419
five thousand dollars eoy sound good?

>>21145286
How does 42 thousand sound?

>>21145419
How does $5 billion sound?

>>21145419
How does 5 trillion sound like?

>>21145419
a few thousand in a few years. at least. not bad my man. just wait a few years

>>21145412
>tfw 30 link. I can buy one "high" course meal

>>21145394
s-sorry anon.

I love you all bros, we're all gonna make it

>>21145450
>>21145461
>>21145475
>>21145482
>>21145492
FUD

>>21145245
YOU DON'T KNOW JOHN WICK U STUPID FAGGOT?

PLEASE STOP BUYING THIS SCAM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IM CRYING SEEING MY FELLOW /BIZ/ BROS GETTING SCAMMED

>>21145412
1200 Link will be enough to own a house one day

JUST WOKE UP AND CANT USE COINBASE PRO WTF BROOOOOOOS

>>21145412
How does 400 trillion dollary doos sound?

>>21145437
What does the charts indicate right now? Just went sub 13

>>21145511
We gona make it my fren.

Lads just saw the price and I just came in ...... WHAT? Where is it going?

>>21145245
God just use some fucking context clues man

>>21145580
fuck the moon. we're going to mars

$100 EOY

>>21145412
that's 1.2 million EOY

>>21145568
Whales and insiders stockings. The next waves will be majority of normies buying.

>>21145548
>>21145567
It's a nice meme friends, but painful
I could have been so rich if I'd only fucking put a bit more money, god damn it
It's ETH all over again

PRESS S TO SPIT ON NOLINKERS

I do enjoy being up $150k in 24 hours. I make 400k a year and this is what I can save after taxes and expenses for 1 year. In 24 hours. Let’s keep rolling.

>>21145394
>not even a linklet

>>21145707
Pic related

I swinged, I increased my LINK stack by 6 LINK,
Holy shit that was nerve wrecking

Who keeps buying at these prices right now? No meme answers please

>>21145707
400k a year, golly gee whiz anon what's your job???

>>21145707
nobody on /biz/ makes 400k you can stop larping now

Just bought 12 Link more to celebrate.

>>21145087
Try EOM

I love you bro’s so much
Only 1k link but still feel comfy

spent hours everyday making toilet memes and shitting on this coin back in 2017 when it was like 40 cents, give me a reason to not kill myself right now?

>>21145798
I’m a specialist physician, work 4 days a week too it’s pretty nice

>>21145888
your digits

>>21145888
Still time to buy fren

>>21145879
I have around 300. Still comfy.

>>21145784
Please be careful mate, seen too many swinglinkies rekt by doing that, don't want you amongst them.

>>21145888
Cunt I fell for the FUD and sold half my link because of you and uncle old fag

>>21145906
>400k
is that after malpractice insurance?

>>21145635
$362 EOY

>>21145888
>give me a reason to not kill myself right now?
Those trips.

>>21145888
Put me in the screencap

https://twitter.com/PhilakoneCrypto/status/1291723263417057280
BOGGED

>>21145938
Yeah, I kinda panicked and thought I fucked up.
But shit, I'm 6 LINKies richer now.

>>21145619
*saturn

>>21145921
if it dips to $8-9 ill buy some just for the cope, beware for a dump like your never seen soon afterwards however

>>21145944
Hospital pays that shit.

Top 10 right now.

>>21145888
Trips are telling you there is time for redemption

>>21145888
Do it FAGGOT
HAHAHAHAHA HAVE FUN WORKING 9-5 BIIIIIITTTCH

>>21146100
i see

>>21145681
SERGAY

PLSEASE YOU HAVE TO DUMP IT SO I CAN BUY IN

>>21145784
All it takes is ONE bad swing anon.

>>21146050
it was foretold

>>21146066
If dips tho these prices i will be all in.

just sold 3k link for ETH

I swear, if the Euros dump Link tonight, then I will no longer see that pattern as a meme.

>>21144602

I AM AFRAID WTF IS HAPPENING?

$20 end of day

>>21146066
DUBS OF COPE

so where do you think LINK's gonna land when the high wears off? nu-linkers need not apply. i haven't been so excited for chainlink since the coinbase listing...

>>21145888
fuckin chekt + kekt

>>21146102
this curve is fucking beautiful

>>21146204
Their low testosterone causes weak hands. Many such cases. Make sure you lads eat enough steak so you don't turn into a eurosissy and sell early

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cOp57RduqG4

>>21146278
Over $20 before this round of volatility cools off.

what even is an oracle is plain speak?

people are posting about it on /pol/
there are chainlink threads on /pol/ now ffs
if that doesn't scream 'sell' to you, you're retarded

wow frens, only 13? wake me up when we reach 20

>>21146202
Get fucked betrayer

>>21146386
yeah that's what people said at 10

>>21146386
Aren't you still pooping on streets, Pajeet? You're in no position to lecture people.

>>21146355
A way to connect smart contracts with real world information

Why is it not dumping, we seem to hold 12.9

>>21146204
?
mate it's 10:30PM here.
nobody is getting up at 6AM sunday morning to dump.
if it happens, it's on YOU

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!

>>21146278
up up up until eom. after that depends on sergey delivering instead of showing same slides

>>21145175
Imagine missing out on a x4 after people telling you ever hour for the past year and you don't buy

>>21146386
DC;NS

I'M WAITING FOR NEXT PUMP SIR

>>21146567
Zeus will activate his final option.
Infect Sergey with Covid-19.

Bros I sold 90k stinkies at 1$

>>21146634
So he gets a mild cold???

SOMEONE FUCKING TELL ME WHATS GOING ON

Guys wait there's still time! Google is FUDDing hard!

>>21146440
Can you give me an example of an oracle and the information it would process?

IM READY FOR ROUND 2

Didn't buy at 2.50 for fuck sake

>>21146844
Nobody on 4Chan knows how LINK works. We just know that it is the solution to the Oracle problem. And that it makes fucking money.

ITS BACK

>>21146844
Right now people are at phase 1 they aren’t asking these questions. We’re 3 years ahead

>>21146801
these "predictions" are so fucking retarded

>>21146888
Checked

>>21144602
IT'S PUMPING TO 14 DOLLARS ON BINANCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

$13.6 BOYS

GET READY

What happened to $12? It's at 13 now wtf

WILL POO ON JANNIE FOR LINKY
>>21146452

>>21147001
we skipped 12 in one big dildo

>>21147001
it literally pumped from 12 to 13 in a single minute

>>21146903
This. He's right, I don't understand it. But at first I believed and then eventually I came to know it was all true.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BROS WE'E ALL GONNA BE FUCKING RICH

>>21146903
>>21146944
God fucking damn it is it really just a scam?

>>21147078
YUP, MIGHT AS WELL YOUR SELL YOUR LINKIES RIGHT NOW

Tfw used to have thousands of link but sold when it dumped from .50 to .25. now I have 400

>>21147063
YES INDEED BROTHER

>>21147133
HOW DOES THREE MILLION DOLLARS SOUND

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK BROS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>21147112
I'm never selling my god damn linkies you bastard they mean more to me than you ever will.

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHERR

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>21145043
2017 was even better, +100% dildos everywhere

LOVING THIS ENERGY YEEEEEAHHHHHHHH

>>21146844
read the docs and watch the interviews. it's all publicly available. price oracles are one example the entire defi space relies on

What will you do with your newfound wealth guys?

>>21147177
This

this is the top. take some profits while you can.

14$ WAITING ROOM

>>21147208
you are a MANIAC

Kinda sad and comfy at the same time with my 4k link stack. You guys were right about link thank you

>>21147269
agreed

>>21144602

>>21146241
Fucking id checked!

I WILL POO ON JANNIE FOR LINKY GUYS COME OOOON!

0xcae4ca0bdc6d8f020b52c55b11dc19c5bf92dd4b

>>21147269
Been in since 25cents I’m cool if it goes back 50% crash. Not sure that happened w eth tho

>>21147310
Dude SO ARE YOU. You're in every thread posting the same thing. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

where to buy it? not coinbase that not work

>>21147379
>the absolute state of this board
Dios mio..

>>21147386
>The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
I wish people would stop saying this

>>21144602
7 Days
>$50
>Like I care
NEVER FUCKING SELLING THESE $81,000 CHUCKY CHEESE DATA TOKENS OF SINGULARITY

>>21147379
why is everyone on /biz/ so hairy

put me in screencap!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA jesus christ. this shit is the real deal

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1292186799524270084
Oh ffs here we go lads

im a linklet with only 68 and im happy as fuck, cant imagine how you big boys must feel right now

What the fuck is this shit. I used to meme Chainlink, but I never bought
Now I look like a retard

>>21147379
based

>>21144602
guys I dunno how to feel about this, I just made my yearly salary in 24 hours??? I feel like throwing up

>>21147386
>he thinks its the same two people in every thread

>>21147477
HERE
WE
GO

>>21147516
>14.88%

based

>>21145763
This anon is going to fucking make it

>>21147522
Sell half brother, you haven't made shit until you take some of those gains.

>>21147522
Stay cool anon you are going to make it.
Checked.

>>21144872
Good meme

Everytime I break my nofap LINK mega pumps no joke this month has been bruttal and with very few minutes between cummies and mooning.

>>21145215
No shit anon
>81,000 a coin for the diamond stake holders

>>21147415
Gemini isn't a bad alternative, at least for Chainlink, since they recently listed it there. Winklevoss twins knew this was coming...

>>21147651

>>21147516
Kek
>they never learn

selling all

>>21147711
What's the meaning of this. Also fukken checked

IM FUCKING 15 BOUGHT 20 LINK WITH HALF OF ALL MY CRYPTO DO I GO ALL IN AND DOUBLE MY STAKE OR JUST MAKE CUTE LITTLE 2X

CRASH TIME :)))))))))))))))

>>21148022
THIS EVERYBODY GTFO IT IS DUMPING!
SEE YOU GUYS IN THE $5 WAITING ROOM NEXT PUMP.

test

I bought a bunch at $1.77
This is unbelievable.
Guys I'm beginning to believe, I'm having overwhelming feels to hold them forever.

>>21148022
This, no way this doesn’t dump. The first pump is where oldfags are proven right. The second is when newfags finally take it seriously. Anyone with half a brain is going to take some gains, which is great because I want more.

>>21148008
based. but also reported.

>>21145097
delet this

>>21148170
EASY TO SAY WHEN IT IS ALREADY DUMPING

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

I want to buy, will it go down in the coming days?

>>21148480
it just did m8

>>21144602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

>>21148892
yea but I hope for 10$ or under

>>21148892
I wanted to buy on Friday but my bank acct needed to be verified...I missed the jump....still got in. Not selling until I buy house with it.

>>21148008
>The average age of linkfags on /biz/
SHOCKING

IVE ONLY GOT 547 AM I GOING TO MAKE IT???

>>21149051
308 LINK = 3.9k
literally living in an alternative reality rn wtf

>>21149195
how does 5.47 million sound?

>>21149273
SHOULD I BUY OR WAIT COUPLE OF DAYS FOR LOWER PRICE I AM GOING INSANE PLS HELP

>>21149273
I think I got PTSD from holding Link so long under $1. I can't accept these new prices in my head.

What broker is best for fomo buying this, should I still get on the rocket or is it already long gone?

>>21149344
pretty good!

>>21149410
where the fuck you been the last 3 years, fag?
>>21149412
it really is unreal, I just wonder what's gonna happen now that we've just had this ridiculous wick

>>21149410
Get in if u want to take a ride. Or go insane watching from below

I sold some link (5%) and bought YFLink. You lock up linkies and get monster yield farming rewards.
https://uniswap.info/pair/0x1d6432aefeae2c0ff1393120541863822a4e6fa7

WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

WERE BACK OVER $13

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

$20 EOD

14 link
lets gooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>21149651
Yep. I have 308. "Mista 308". Gonna be mista 308K. Not selling.

>>21149486
The bullflag at +$11 lasted 2 hrs before the pump to $13+. Its been nearly that already...it could go higher again...meme lines speak the truth.

>>21149713
Moon mission doors closing.

>>21149713
LOL NOW BACK DOWN IT IS GOING TO DUMP HARD BY EOD PROBABLY UNDER 10.

Hopefully in 3 years this chart doesnt look like XRP, just here to FUD on your party, carry on

>>21146100
Happy for you dranon. You earned it. Medicine is hard job.

>>21147509
How does 68 million dollars sound chap