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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

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>>>tfw everytime I see this pasta the number goes down

See yall at .5 link

>> No.21139686

I love this

>> No.21139717

Stop freeloading and move out

>> No.21139742

>>21139624
Is rent really $500 in South Dakota? There goes that backup plan..

>> No.21139780

That offer to pay 50 link a month is going to age badly.

>> No.21139820

scaling pasta

>> No.21139863

>>21139624
This pasta always give me a hearty chuckle

>> No.21139882

>>21139780
>That offer to pay 50 link a month is going to age badly.
Don't worry anon, next time it'll be adjusted accordingly.

>> No.21140112

>>21139882
Maybe someone will let me stay with them now

>> No.21140151

Surprisingly I know this is copypasta, but I know someone that has about 20,000 link and someone literally tried to call the man homeless, but yet he's richer I would say maybe 300 times wealthier than the person that insulted him. The absolute state of linkies

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>>21139624
topkek

>> No.21140278

>>21139624
>Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?
can you remove the ctrl and v keys from your keyboard instead thanks

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>>21139717

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>>21139624
East river or west river?
t. Rapid City anon

>> No.21140992

Based. Been waiting on link above 10 to see this pasta.
>give the bitch the 50 link you're offering us

>> No.21141082

would you let some /biz/raeli live with you for 50 link a month?

>> No.21141170

>>21139624
I legit did sell 100 linkers in November for a ps4 lmao, thing is it has allowed me to have absolutely iron hands

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>>21139624
This meme gives me such a feeling of serenity.

>> No.21141383

>>21139742
Yeah it’s pretty cheap.

>> No.21141403

>>21139668
this

>> No.21141455

>>21139624
HAHAHAHA to think that we’ve reached this high.

>> No.21141462

Nice pasta faggot

>> No.21141534

>>21141462
you need to go back nigger

>> No.21142278

>>21140377
Noshit? Me too! Based black hills anon

>> No.21142283

45 link a month and mow the yard . east tennessee