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>> No.21101529

first for delete and start over

>> No.21101546
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21101546

I WILL SHOW YOU PAIN

>> No.21101547

QQQ finally doomping

>> No.21101553

Shit. I'm a totaly idiot who forget write the subjetct.

>> No.21101580

I wanna be rich

>> No.21101589

AAPL rally by EOD, yea or nay?

>> No.21101594

>>21101498
first for AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.21101596
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21101596

I'm literally bagholding Callaway fucking hell

Does anyone know why FSLR spiked up 15% today? Not gonna complain because I own a bunch, but idk why it did that

>> No.21101607
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21101607

INTEL IS DYING. REJOICE.

>> No.21101613
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>>21101546
dumb rat, you are the worst

>> No.21101620

>Intel drops to $50
Buy the dip!
>Intel drops to $49
Buy the dip!
>Intel drops to $48
Buy the dip!
>Intel has another massive IP leak and drops to $47
Buy the dip!

Retards.

>> No.21101622

>>21101547
Where are my $OSTK chads at!!! $$$$$OSTK:D

>> No.21101626

>>21101546
Please turn that gun on yourself

>> No.21101636

>>21101498
How worried should I be for TSM?
https://www.wired.com/story/chinese-hackers-taiwan-semiconductor-industry-skeleton-key/

>> No.21101643

>>21101620
Buying puts for next week

>> No.21101665

>>21101636
Furious at the Chicoms, go to your local Chinese consulate and protest

>> No.21101667

>>21101498
You guys bought tencent music puts right?

>> No.21101673

>>21101620
never change, relentless top buying and shameless dip buying are the firm cornerstones of this thread

>> No.21101675
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21101675

Fuck it, everything else is disappointing me. I’m going all in.

>> No.21101680
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21101680

Just went short on INTL , fuck them. This is deserved.
Also OP, kill yourself.

>> No.21101693

This isn't fucking funny, why is TQQQ going down? Down almost 2% ffs.

>> No.21101699

I should just buy AAPL and stay away from the rest of the market but it sounds so boring.

>> No.21101711

>tfw no tanned tomboy anime wife to impregnate
WHEN WILL MY TIME COME

>> No.21101719

BABA dip, y/n?

>> No.21101722

$OSTK in the house!!!

>> No.21101723
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21101723

my utilities :D

>> No.21101725
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21101725

>Intel buyers next week when everything else moons but they're left in the dust at $45 buying more
We warned you guys yesterday.

>> No.21101726
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21101726

FUCK OFF MITCH! WHERE ARE THE THREE TRILLION?!

>> No.21101730

>>21101675
its too late for me?

>> No.21101731

>>21101693
Because you bought it, fgt

>> No.21101737

>>21100815
It's down 1 fucking %

>>21100984
Bro sell that shit now they just had a huge data leak and they were already walking on egg shells.

>>21101194
I almost bought Intel but this board actually fucking saved me by showing me that they seriously diverted $300 mill from RnD to workplace diversity. Maybe float your ideas here first? Just sell dude fuck.

>> No.21101747

Why is everything taking a shit right now???

>> No.21101758
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21101758

>Intcel

>> No.21101759
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>>21101693
in the same boat baggie, todays not been good

>> No.21101769

>>21101747
Pelosi

>> No.21101773

Robinhood fills are getting shittier and shittier and shittier. If I don't meet or exceed the ask it will never fill. If I try to close a $5-wide credit spread for my max loss of $5.00, it will not fill unless I put in like $5.02 so the market maker can profit some pennies.

>> No.21101775

>>21101693
>gaps up 5% on apple split news
>never comes down
>crabs up every day for a week, never dipping once
>moons yesterday
Who could have ever seen this coming? Stocks only go up.

>> No.21101777

>>21101693
qqq -0.666%
tqqq -2%

mafs

>> No.21101783
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>>21101498
>yaoi
A literal faggot op, this afternoon is truly shit.

>> No.21101784
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21101784

What do I even do with these things. Got IV crushed. Is there any hope for them

>> No.21101788

the second I bought FB calls this shit drilled what the fuck man instantly down 30% I could not have timed that worse

>> No.21101795

>>21101747
>Everything poomped yesterday
>No stimulus action
>Chyna drama flaring up again

>> No.21101805

>>21101769
I want to rip her milkers off.

>> No.21101807

>>21101723
grats on 3%

>> No.21101811

>>21101731
>didn’t sell when baggot said he was going to buy
I’m never going to make it.

>> No.21101818

>GRPN
up 50%, still forming a huge flag, no way it's gonna pull it off, who the fuck is buying this shit

>> No.21101828

>>21101784
what the fuck anon I'd be ruined if I took a risk like that

>> No.21101829

Will MSFT now acquire Tik tok or not?

>> No.21101832
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21101832

Intel doomer bros, I think we just might make it.

>> No.21101836

If TQQQ drops to $125 today I will be extremely happy

>> No.21101843
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21101843

Are we gonna get the Trump and Pelosi dollars?

>> No.21101855

>>21101829
I don't think so

>> No.21101863

>>21101805
saw her last night in my dreams, kinda ashamed of myself, probably should consult a therapist

>> No.21101864

>>21101843
No nigga

>> No.21101867

>>21101784
>9/18
Whats your breakeven

>> No.21101881
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21101881

>>21101769

>> No.21101882

>>21101807
i need the income so i get free obamacare

>> No.21101898

I just want AAPL and DIS to finish at least even. I’m the big sad.

>> No.21101910

>>21101843
Oh god, that would be the only thing saving this day.

>> No.21101912

$OSTK $OSTK
This stock is fucking mooning!!!

>> No.21101914
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21101914

tqqq is bleeding like a pig
hold me anons

>> No.21101921

>>21101693
Just be a baggie and hold, Pelosi is meeting with Trump's people because Trump is about to take all credit for spreading free gibs across america by EO.. so there's a deal coming

>> No.21101924

>>21101914
Normal pullback. Could go all the way to 110 and still be normal.

>> No.21101926

>>21101498
One job OP. ONE GODD*MN JOB

>> No.21101935

Capital One got hacked by a tranny. Surely the huge fine just announced and reputation damage will be great for $COF. Bullish.

https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/capital-fined-80-million-data-breach-72225082

>> No.21101936

When's the deadline on the stimulus deal? I sniff a shorting opportunity.

>> No.21101937
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>> No.21101938

>>21101926
Too many newfags

>> No.21101943

>>21101498
CAPR shit the bed today should I buy in

>> No.21101953

DIE INTEL DIE

YOURE GOING TO PAY FOR MY NEW RIG

>> No.21101955

>>21101914
If you're still holding TQQQ you deserve no sympathy

>> No.21101956

>>21101914
I hate the congress so much. Should have known they fuck something up they both need.

>> No.21101957

is this a buying opportunity?

>> No.21101959
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>>21101498
ELY SHILL WHERE YOU AT

>> No.21101969

Is RKT a good long hold? Everyone thinks it’ll go to $50-80 a share

>> No.21101975

>>21101912
*was mooning
>>21101914
EITHER PUT ON THE IRON GLOVES OR BUY THEY DIP BUT I AM NOT SELLING

>> No.21101979

>>21101935
Bro, should I short?, usually when this kinda things happended, it goes down a bit then moons again fucking me up in the process

>> No.21101983

DAMMIT Z calls were cheap as fuck like 5 minutes ago

>> No.21101986

>>21101936
Today

>> No.21101990
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21101990

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZgiPNYThaw

get your popcorn ready bois. I hope you got your puts in on time. The second that bitch Pelosi is on screen, the market is all Bobos.

>> No.21101995

>>21101935
This same play happened in The Big Short, those two friends. On Capital One.

>With their view they first hit it big with an investment in a credit card company called Capital One Financial, they studied the business, reports and interviewed all sorts of people including company VP. Then they decided to buy two-year LEAPS at $40 with $3 (stock price was $30 by that time) they invested $26,000 representing 23.6% of their total portfolio. When they came across their investment the stock tanked 60% in just two days over accusations of fraud among the company’s directors. However, the company’s financial performance seemed stellar and nothing had yet materialized from the SEC’s investigation. Charlie and Jamie did their own research and decided that either the company was vastly undervalued, or the company was worthless because it was run by crooks. Their final assumption was that the company was not run by crooks and so they bought long term call options. As Capital One Financial was vindicated by the SEC its share price inflected up to pre-crisis levels and Cornwall Capital’s option position ballooned in value going from $26,000 to $526,000.

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>>21101924
110 is the buy price I have my script set for. Cross your fingers

>> No.21102002

Is anyone else genuinely happy to see Intcel dying or just me

>> No.21102006
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21102006

SILJ or SLV?

>> No.21102009

>>21101986
Hour?

>> No.21102010

Was that the big dip for INTC? It's already recovering.

>> No.21102028
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>>21102002
me too bro, me too

>> No.21102038

>>21102010
dead bat bounce

>> No.21102049

>>21102010
Yep, it's all over and only up from here.

>> No.21102056
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21102056

$RDN group.

Earnings after close, good estimates and insurance companies have held their own lately.

>> No.21102057

GoPro just keeps dropping why is my put not going up

>> No.21102059

>>21101620
BUT THEY SPENT A BILLION DOLLARS HIRING NON WHITE MEN WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

>> No.21102065
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>>21101990
M-maybe, maybe we’ll get good news! I was just having my I made money this week party

>> No.21102067

>>21102006
miners are for fags

>> No.21102084

>>21101693
>>21101693
how are things going with your beautiful elderly wife mr bags?

>> No.21102087
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21102087

MY LUNCH HOUR IS RUINED

>> No.21102094

>>21101723
You really shouldn't own utilities as a whole sector, there are too many stagnant stinkers that are easy to sort through.
You should do research yourself, but in my opinion, based on 5-year forward outlook for growth, debt, region, regulatory environment, and other factors:
S: NEE, ATO
A: AWK, SRE, NEP
B: WTRG, AWR, XEL, ES, CWT
C: YORW, MSEX
D: WEC, PEG, SJW
F: The rest

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21102101

i swear to god if pelosi fucks the market

>> No.21102124

>>21102101
When does she go on?

>> No.21102126

>>21102101
Papa Trump will save it with an EO

>> No.21102130

>>21102006
>>21102006
AGQ

>> No.21102135

>>21102094
thanks, appreciate it

>> No.21102136

>>21102049
lol no

>> No.21102137

Sup virgin losers guess who just had phone sex with a somewhat obese but still healthy chick

>> No.21102139

>>21102038
>>21102049
I'm not buying, I'm just watching the situation. You guys just looking pretty bad rn. Do the opposite of what /biz/ says, I guess.

>> No.21102144

>>21102087
then why is every dip being bought?

>> No.21102145

gold and silver gonna rise cuz pelosi and schumer are retarded

>> No.21102149
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAshWNqcSjQ

THE BITCH SPEAKS

>> No.21102152
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>>21101498
>I am holding Tencent/BABA because I think Joe Biden is going to win the U.S. presidential election
Is this a good idea (Y/N)?

>> No.21102156

>intel leaker is a tranny loving nigger loving faggot
lmao

>> No.21102176

>>21102101
God i hope so i'm so greedy i want cheapies at any cost

>> No.21102179
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21102179

The stimulus isn't going to happen, is it?

>> No.21102184
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21102184

SHES WEARING PINK SELL SELL SELL

>> No.21102188

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

>> No.21102193

>>21101990
Why does she sound like she’s drunk as fuck?

>> No.21102218

>>21102156
They should be happy, it's their target demographic!

>> No.21102225

Everything just because the Republicans are lazy cheapskates.

>> No.21102227

Stopped doubting OSTK and jump on board this week and no regrets so far

>> No.21102236

>>21102152
>I think Joe Biden is going to win

Anon.

>> No.21102249

Is we be gettin them stimulate checks or not?

>> No.21102252
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21102252

Where my RATKING bro at?

>> No.21102256
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21102256

THIS DOESN'T SOUND GOOD

>> No.21102259
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21102259

NO DEAL NO DEAL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.21102276

>>21102227
All my cash is locked up, I scalped a call for $100 this morning, and then it just kept mooning, I'll get in on monday

>> No.21102277

>>21102130
I want it to go back to $63

>> No.21102278
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21102278

SPY pls....

>> No.21102279

>>21102249
pay attention nigger. she's speaking rn.

>> No.21102288

Benis size insecurities

>> No.21102318

>>21102156
THEY GOT WHAT THEY DESERVED

>> No.21102327

GET THIS FUCKING KIKE OFF THE PODIUM

>> No.21102328
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WHY DID THIS HAVE TO COME ON A FRIDAY FUCK

>> No.21102330

>IMMMMM GONNNNNAAA BUUUUUUUUUUBBBLLLEEEE UUUUUPPPPP

>> No.21102357

>ONLY CHOICE IS A STRONG PACKAGE
you heard schumer

>> No.21102361

>>21102328
Such shit hits always on fridays. They know what they are doing.

>> No.21102368

Damn, gold is dumping hard

>> No.21102369

yoo no stimmy wtf? any chance this is priced in

>> No.21102378

>>21102279
Who is she? Trump just gotta sign the checks nigga

>> No.21102397

A stimulus package is meaningless without aid to Israel!

>> No.21102411

>DPST
Regional banks are healthier than the nationals and it looks like the rotation to financials could be starting soon.

>> No.21102435
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21102435

Executive Order coming next week

>> No.21102447
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21102447

>Is lioness okay?

>> No.21102453

>"Lion... Lioness... Is Lioness okay?"

Cringe.

>> No.21102476

why is bank of america mooning?

>> No.21102493

OPGN is seriously rocketing right now!

>> No.21102498

>>21102411
I hope so. I went all in @ $50 weeks ago and Im tired of it bouncing around so much. Just go back to 100 so I can retire already.

>> No.21102502

>>21102476
>.77%

>> No.21102507

>THE POST OFFICE
DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING WORKHORSE

>> No.21102509

>>21102476
Sitting comfy with $26 calls

>> No.21102515
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21102515

What the fuck is this thread? Idk what it is... Sure looks like /smg/, but I don't see it anywhere...

>> No.21102516

Trump is planning to executive order anyway. No idea what memes you guys are watching but it's no issue.

>> No.21102520
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>>21102435
>it's order 66

>> No.21102524
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21102524

Put the money in the fucking bag

>> No.21102538

>No deal
SPY 295 EOW NEXT WEEK GET THE FUCK OUT

>> No.21102539

>>21102369
Not priced in bro, the act of the stimulus passing in priced in, that’s what this week rally was, speculating that it was gonna pass. If it doesn’t Pass, sell off

>> No.21102542

>>21102498
Nice man I'm not all in but I'm confident in the return.

>> No.21102544

Why is BABA still dumping?
I was supposed to buy the dip REEEEEEE

>> No.21102555

>>21101498
you missed the title dumbass

>>>/biz/smg

see? nothing

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21102560

>Apple will never go back over 450 again

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>>21101251
Listen you fucking retarded nigger. You are worthless. Instead of digging in and looking for the truth you decide that anything against your perceived notions must muh fake news. I wouldn't put anything past these deconstructionist niggers. Go die in a pit.
"Cooper goes on to note that white people are taught that time is linear (it’s not? To coin a cliché, isn’t the science settled?), but for African-Americans time “doesn’t exactly work that way” because they live with “the residue of past historical trauma,” not to mention a present “filled with racial animus” and a “precarious future.”
>we wuz thaumatized bruh, Das why I'm late nigga, get off muh diik

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21102569

What are some good cheapies to buy today?

Also I have NVTA, bought at $23, regret taking profits earlier but should I still be holding this bag?

>> No.21102592
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>>21102252
HERE I AM, THE KING

>> No.21102595

>>21102561
youtubers are brain-poison

>> No.21102596

>>21102476
Buffet's been buying the fuck out of it, and just got SEC approval to become a major stakeholder in $BAC.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/warren-buffett-berkshire-hathaway-scoops-up-more-bank-of-america-stock-51596637255

>> No.21102597

>>21101636
> Chi-koms can’t compete with TSM
> resort to stealing superior tech
sounds bullish

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>no deal
>market isn't tanking

???

>> No.21102600

Will AAPL rally up today?

>> No.21102601

>>21102569
Intel puts are still cheap, once CNBC talks about the leaks it's ogre

>> No.21102604

What in the fuck is this demented old woman talking about

>> No.21102606

when am i getting my +$600 to my unemployment again? i need to fund my day trading account.

>> No.21102613
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theres simply no chance im buying anything today and holding over the weekend with this stimulus volatility on the table. ill see whats on sale monday at close. maybe ill buy the silver dip today but that is it

>> No.21102634

>>21102604
This is so embarassing

>> No.21102637

>>21102598
Probably waiting if Trump announces something better.

>> No.21102644

What credentials does this bitch have? She talks like a retard

>> No.21102652
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>>21102520
>its a bunch of Jewish and right wing politicians arguing about money
We are never EVER going to recover from this

>> No.21102658

>>21102604
That Democrats are the “heroes” HAHAHA

>> No.21102661

>buy OPGN, they announced 10 min covid test, fda approved
>it dumps. like straight out of a joke, it dumps right as i buy it
guys, i officially fucking quit. my life is a joke

>> No.21102668

I'm gonna rope myself, my portfolio is down 20% in 2 days. FLIR was supposed to be safe Anon, I trusted you.

>> No.21102669

I just lost over 2k In W today. Fuuuuck

>> No.21102673

>>21102604
Your stocks, she and Mitch will tank them.

>> No.21102676

I hate these fucks, but why are the GOP being a bunch of stingy kikes, the money printers not stopping for 3 years anyways

>> No.21102688

When will Pfizer moon?

>> No.21102693

>>21102676
Politics.

>> No.21102695

>we’ll go down a trillion
How the fuck do these people control this much money?

>> No.21102698

>>21102604
have you ever heard retarded l*berals talk, its incoherent nonsense and buzzwords

>> No.21102703

>>21102661
why the fuck would you buy something that shot up 68% before 2pm?

>> No.21102707

should I buy more NET on the dip?

>> No.21102711

>OPGN

I should've sold at $4.40, brahs.

>> No.21102722

might double down on FB

>> No.21102723
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>SLV
WHAT WAS THAT?!?!

>> No.21102726

OPK is finishing up 1.32% today

>> No.21102732

>>21102644

None. No one in congress does they’re all over the hill crooks going through the motions making ungodly amounts of money to dress up and do nothing but lie

>> No.21102737
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21102737

>no deal
>my portfolio is 100% tech

I am fucked

>> No.21102742

Wat duh fack is INTL doing???

>> No.21102744

>buy calls
>stock stays flat or goes down
>buy puts
>stock stays flat or goes up
>sell call spreads
>stock moons
>sell put spreads
>stock tanks
>buy stocks
>stock goes down
>sell stocks
>stock goes up
>sell iron condors / iron butterflies through earnings that become somewhat profitable due to iv crush
>order to close the position won't fill unless I exceed the ask price or my break-even price
There are no wojacks pink enough to describe what I'm feeling.

>> No.21102749

>>21102703
how would you even know when to buy, what kind of logic is this

>> No.21102767

Fun fact Nancy Pelosi is worth 120 million dollars

>> No.21102776

>>21102742
retards who don't know about the leaks buying the dip

>> No.21102777

>>21102676
They want us to suffer.

>> No.21102781

>>21102744
This, I'm about to take a break from this shit.

>> No.21102784

The fucking analogies

>> No.21102789

>>21102767
How much for each tit

>> No.21102791

>not a numerical game
>all we need is for them to go up a trillion
hell world

>> No.21102792

>>21102749
sell at open, buy at close
if you follow that rule of thumb youll win more and get dumped on less. yes you will miss out on some moon shots but you wont get dumped on by PnDs like a retard as much or nearly at all

>> No.21102797

>>21102722
Profit taking Monday morning if you weren't already in I'd hold cash

>> No.21102798

>>21102695
Seriously. How can they talk about Trillions of dollars that casually? You, your entire family, your entire extended family, their grandchildren, your grandchildren, for MULTIPLE generations could spend millions of dollars every SINGLE day for their entire lives.

There's just so much money.

>> No.21102803

>>21102676
>the tiniest bit of welfare turned every burger flipper into a lazy commie
>everyone is begging for more welfare so they dont have to back to work
>yourself included
Gee I wonder why they would ever want to put a stop to this.

>> No.21102812

>>21102777
Ch—c—-checked
A-non, why? Why do they hate me? I dindu! I swear I dindu!

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21102816

had me in the first half

>> No.21102823

>>21102695

When you print money, the numbers dont matter anymore.

>> No.21102831

I think I missed the RKT ship bros

>> No.21102849

>>21101773
>it will not fill unless I put in like $5.02 so the market maker can profit some pennies.
Literally their business model. Why do you think you get infinite “free” trades?

>> No.21102850

>>21102831
>tfw bought 2k shares at 26

>> No.21102854

>Literally nothing

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21102863

Got your puts in?

>> No.21102880

>>21101773

With jews you lose

>> No.21102891

>>21102850
no offense but how are stupid people always the ones that have money to spend like this?

>> No.21102892

>>21102850
>tfw bought 200 shares at 24.8

>> No.21102896

>>21102792
what does that have to do with opgn

>> No.21102918

what are the chances that monday is green?

>> No.21102920

Is this a good time to buy MARA?

>> No.21102921

>>21102803
>my gains
>our profits

fuck you and fuck your corporate welfare state, it's about fucking time the People actually got something for a change. on a fundamental level i agree with you but life isn't "fair" in the first place.

im just sick of the corporate attitude of privatizing the profits but socializing the losses, it's what got us into this mess in the first place. so fuck you im gonna take a couple extra hundred bucks a week for as long as i can in this fucked up world while also profiting from the stock market on the side. it's sad but at least im profiting for once instead of getting fucked by them like i have all my life. you can't talk shit when corporations have been getting trillions in bailout money for decades.

>> No.21102932

>>21102823
Yeah, but republicans still want to look like they hate big gov. They might such dicks to increase military spending, but at least they don't have to give money to normies.

>> No.21102935

>>21102896
you didnt buy at close you dumbass you bought in the middle of the day after a massive pump and now people are taking profits and youre getting dumped on

>> No.21102947

>>21101773
unironically why are you not switching to TD ameritrade already? i mean seriously, why? it's the same fucking thing with $0 fees except it's actually good.

>> No.21102950

>>21102891
I mean I'm in it long so it doesn't really matter, should go to 30 at least

>> No.21102954

Do people really buy stocks based on anyone else posts? Like you don't do any research of your own and some anon tells you to buy it you buy it?

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>>21102676
GOP is holding out for Trump to EO, but wants it to look like the Dems are holding everything up to demonstrate their incompetence. Dems want us to despair as long as possible because they think we'll only believe Trump is incompetent and that all of this is his fault. Political theater is so tiresome. The only way the games will end is if one side achieves total victory, but if one side achieves total victory it will truly be the end of America.

>> No.21102960

>>21101498
>No smg in the title
retard

>> No.21102961

>>21102084
She's not my wife, but her best friend killed her self recently and she's been a mess.

>> No.21102962

>>21102935
the news literally came out 1 hour ago
they sell 10 min covid test
isn't that a good thing??

>> No.21102967

>>21102921
Ummmm hello, based department?

>> No.21102968

S&P refuses to go red

>> No.21102970

>>21102921
bro get a job

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>>21102087
The virgin dip seller VS the Chad dip buyer

>> No.21102984

>>21102921
Sadly its not a zero sums game. They’re still getting bailouts on top of it and the consequences of spending so much will catch up to us.

>> No.21102987

>>21102947
If you have a referral link I'll make a new account now

>> No.21102990

green eod, big green on monday like always.

>> No.21102993

Fuck I missed the FB dip

>> No.21102998

>>21102921
>the People
You retard, the money is going to corporations regardless. The difference is that whether you want to also give gibs for "social justice".

>> No.21103002

>>21102976
His fucking smug face gets a hearty chuckle from me every time

>> No.21103003

>>21102950
Hopefully but I'm pretty sure it's just a meme stock. Not expecting it to be super robust. Hope I'm wrong though.

>> No.21103013

>>21102961
oh no
I'm sorry to hear that
I hope that you and her can get through this

>> No.21103024

got like 550 to and i need to turn it into a 600 by the end of next week
what do i buy?
don't shill stuff that already pumped hard

>> No.21103039

SPY call

>> No.21103043
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21103043

Ahem.......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKIIIIINNNNGGAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhAAHHHHHH

>> No.21103045

>>21102767
A rich politician is called a criminal

>> No.21103046

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

>> No.21103052

>>21102962
if you try chasing massive pumps youre going to get dumped on unless you get lucky, were already in the position, or are keeping a tight stop loss. i have been in your position many times. chase pumps -> buy at top -> get dumped on
you can either sell for a loss which i never do or hold and hope you break even

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21103058

You might aswell buy now if you're not in already, Schumer is currently licking Trump's ballsack while Pelosi is deepthroating his cock

>> No.21103064

>>21102921
B-b-b-b-b-based!
>>21102998
His point is exactly that they still get gibs anyway, but this time, for pretty much the first time ever, he also gets to receive gibs.

>> No.21103066

I was up $200 this morning now I'm only up $100

Get your shit together America

>> No.21103075

>>21102967
if the 2008 financial crisis taught me anything it's that no one will save you, you can only save yourself and stay educated and vigilant. all of those people who lost everything, who got scammed into switching from fixed to adjustable rate mortgages, who lost everything in the markets even with """"safe"""" companies... they just got fucked. even though it's perfectly clear now who was at fault and who were the victims, the assholes one and the People got fucked. and nothing was ever done to make them whole again.

that's the world we live in. so you're damn right im gonna milk this unemployment shit for all it's worth.

>>21102970
honestly i could but fuck working while covid is still uncurable, fuck leaving the NEET life when im getting paid so well, and fuck you. i got mine, jack.

>> No.21103088

>>21103066
I WISH YOU WERE DOWN TODAY :)

>> No.21103093

>>21103013
thanks bro, it means a lot.

>> No.21103099

>>21102921
fuck off these people have the exact same opportunities it's an education and culture gap instead of buying stocks they buy jordans, its not even a race thing really id say its a class issue majority of people are fucking idiots and have zero understanding of money

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21103100

OOF cloudflare just turned red

>> No.21103114

>>21101620
so what else do you buy mr. superclever?

>> No.21103119

CLSK powerholders, How we doing bros???

>> No.21103132

>>21101596
I only bought 1 share, so I'm not too bad

>>21101620
I had $10k in them for the last 7 or 8 years, and just sold it all today. Still up quite a bit overall, but fuck watching them continuously drop all this time

>> No.21103135

>>21103024
Intel puts might be the play if you're tryna gamble

>> No.21103139

>>21102961
Lmao I bet she bought KODK at $60

>> No.21103141

>>21103075
You’re not wrong, you should enjoy it but not grow dependent on it.

>> No.21103143

Is worth getting in on AAPL now?

>> No.21103152

>>21102987
i need an email to refer you.

>> No.21103159

>>21103100
>sold the top
I am king of /smaug/!

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>>21103046
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WERE HALFWAY THERE
OOOOOOOOOOOO
LIVIN ON A PRAYER

>> No.21103165

>>21103052
how is +40% a massive pump

>> No.21103179

>>21103114
AAPL calls
Do you see niggers who can't afford rent running around with iPhones? I certainly have. Bullish for Apple.

>> No.21103181

>>21102935
I fomo'd facebook at the top because I had been planning to buy some anyway.

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21103194

>>21103159
There is only one kind of /smg/ bro

>> No.21103205

do i just sell my TQQQ at a lose and rebuy next week when its lower

>> No.21103215
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21103215

How’s everyone hanging in so far today

>> No.21103224

Lmao just lost my whole W investment AMA

>> No.21103226

>>21103165
I think the 2020 meme market has distorted what you consider massive

>> No.21103227

>>21103179
i thought about buying apple after their stock split

>> No.21103234

DPST bros we're looking good right now. Steady rise!

>> No.21103238

>>21102954
yea pretty much

>> No.21103244

>>21103194
Nah eceleb worship is gay, sorry fag.

>> No.21103246

>>21103205
just hold through the dip and learn not to buy mid/post pump

>> No.21103247

>>21103224
Shotgun or rope?

>> No.21103260

time to leave this gay thread
>>21103236
>>21103236
>>21103236

>> No.21103262

>>21103205
Yeah its still going down

>> No.21103265

Why won't intel just tank ?

>> No.21103266

>>21103143
jesus christ, there are 10 of these same dumb questions in each thread and its always aapl, yes, go full margin on a mkt order, then diamond hands through all the 'dips' and never sell

>> No.21103268

Maaan this fucking hurts

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>>21103215
Up on the day still but way down from where I was when NET was at $48 earlier

>> No.21103272
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21103272

This is it. The "no stimulus passed and we're all going on vacation while America burns out" week.

Get your red and pink wojaks. Get your puts.

>> No.21103273

>>21103246
i bought it before the pump but it still crashing hard

>> No.21103289

>>21103119
im scared
will next week be green too?

>> No.21103292

>>21103215
Deadass think I'm going to bungee jump to 2k account with my KOLD calls

>> No.21103298

>>21103119
In since $4.30. Today's pump was nice but this stock was one of those set-it-and-forget-it throwaways. Genuinely cool tech that has long-term potential. Not gonna bother worrying about it 'till next year.

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>>21103152
pic related

>> No.21103301
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>>21103066
Was up $300.
Down $750
Life is good.
I’m fine.
I’m. Yeah. I’m fine.

>> No.21103305

>>21103215
0.15%

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21103306

>>21103152
doku670 Gmail
>>21103205
Buy more or keep holding until we get the official update on trumpbux

>> No.21103328

>>21103215
I'm down 6.47%($618) from yesterday. I'm hoping it shoots up eod like usual from the lunchtime dip.

>> No.21103335

>>21103306
prepare to get swatted

>> No.21103367

>>21103141
of course. im not dependent on it, it's just that it's free money in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. i have a STEM associates degree and a good resume and references, it'll be extremely easy for me to go back to work when they stop giving out the free money. until then im studying programming to get an even better job when i go back, eating healthy/working out to get healthier, and day trading for profit, it's awesome. it's like a potentially 1-2 year vacation depending on how long this shitshow of a pandemic lasts.

>> No.21103373

>>21103289
It has been green end of week for quite a while
>>21103298
I bought at 2.7 I think, I've basically just bought 50 shares and forgot except when it dips quite significantly. watched it moon every feww weeks.

>> No.21103381

>>21102947
Can you easily switch over with your stocks, or do you have to sell them and move your funds over and rebuy in?

>> No.21103425

>>21102726
Testing testing testing

>> No.21103426

NET.
Dumps before earnings.
Dumps after earnings.
Nice.

>> No.21103507

Was up 25% for the week.
Now I’m down 20% for the week.
Fuck them. Fuck them all.

>> No.21103561

>>21103507
Take profit nigger anything over 10% is huge

>> No.21103607

>>21103507
Me too. Today was the worst day. Thanks to Congress. Cocksuckers.

>> No.21103722

>>21103507
Yep all my gains are pretty much wiped out today

should've taken my NET profits this morning.... but I'm okay holding longer

>> No.21103766

Why the fuck is everybody getting out of tech? My gains from cloud fucker are evaporating in TQQQ.

>> No.21103767

>>21102544
You're better off waiting til the end of the day or until it starts climbing again next week before buying BABA.

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Stop being pussies with your TQQQ stacks. I'm not saying "durr never sell" but we are nowhere near a downtrend right now

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JNUG KILLED ME I SHOULD HAVE SOLD TWO DAYS AGO AT 180+

>> No.21103952

>>21101805
>>21101863
JFC can you horndogs stop lusting after a walking fucking corpse with dopey pillhead eyes and false teeth slurring.

>> No.21104232

Who else bought the dip?

>> No.21104281

Bank of America still mooning btw.