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>always horny
>+1K Tinder matches
>can’t go get laid cause christcuck parents ask where I go
>can’t bring girls over cause there’s always people home
Can smart contracts solve this dilemma?

>> No.21028187

>>21028163
Nope. Smart contracts are not going to solve any real problem.

>> No.21028212

>>21028163
based underage

>> No.21028219

>>21028163
You need to get rich. Simple as.

>> No.21028256
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>>21028212
23

>> No.21028263

>>21028163
I have the same problem because of my gf. Waiting for link to moon so I can escape. Get a hotel

>> No.21028391
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>>21028263
Then they’ll ask where I went. Last night I tried to go out to get blown and came back home after about an hour out before it was even midnight and my dad asked me where I went.

>> No.21028456

go to the "gym"
go to a "friend"
go to a "party"
go to a "concert"

>> No.21028473

>>21028391
Post ur huge pp

>> No.21028509

>>21028391
how have you not figured out how to lie to your parents?

>> No.21028619
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21028619

Lust is temporary and will only disappoint you anon

Find a Christian girl and get married much better :)

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how do you guys get so many matches do you have model tier pictures or something? to be fair i only have 1 selfie of me in my rape dungeon

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>>21028456
Never do 3 and 4. 2 I rarely do and not at midnight. Don’t have a membership for 1 off-campus, cuckrona fucked my life.
>>21028509
There’s not many lies I can tell them and my dad has a fetish for catching people doing bad things and doesn’t know when to step out of people’s business (and when to step in, ironically).

>> No.21028726

>>21028163
Religious marriage with a smart prenup

>> No.21028729

>>21028163
have sex

>> No.21028758

>>21028163
You could move out. Like a men

>> No.21028868
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>>21028619
>>21028163
I used to fuck around a lot in my teens and 20's. When I was 30 I read the bible and joined a church. Several of the people I enjoyed spending time with in church eventually set up meetings with their daughters. Like they asked me to join them for dinner at their place and they were actually trying to set me up with their daughter. I'm married now and I couldnt be happier. I'm disgusted when I look back thinking about all the whores I fucked on the regular. Fuck that. When I see them on friday and saturdaynights I'm genuinely disgusted.
I feel so blessed to have a wife that loves me and didn't take 40 dicks before she was ready to settle. Accepting Jesus was the best decision of my life.

>> No.21028974

>>21028758
This

>>21028868
What would you say was the biggest change in you? Was there an "enlightening" moment? Was it a progression?
In other words, how was your journey from absolutely degenerate to happily married christian?

>> No.21029001

>>21028163
Casual sex always leads to trouble. You are an idiot.

>> No.21029010

>>21028868
Wow...easy for you to say when you’ve already had your fun and aren’t stuck being a permateenager.

>> No.21029192

>>21029010
I used to complain like you are doing right now.

You are a man. Own it. Take ownership of your life. As long as you live in your father's house you're under his rules. If you don't like it you can go live somewhere else. If you can't or won't live somewhere else then suck it up like the little bitch faggot you are.

You're not a man if you don't have/rent a place of your own.

>> No.21029210

>>21028974
Became much more relaxed and my perspective on life changed. Where I used to go out a lot and drink beer and smoke weed, never held on to relationships for longer for a year and was basically an irresponsible manchild, I started to become more involved within a community and stopped being selfish. I would kill myself before going back to my old lifestyle. Right now I'm looking forward to becoming a father.
>>21029010
In hindsight it was basically what >>21028619
said about lust. One night stands are fun in the moment, but it doesn't give you any longterm feelings of accomplishment. Eventually you just become disgusted by the whores you are fucking, knowing they take your dick now, but next weekend it's another ones. It's a really bad feeling once this reality hits you.

>> No.21029256

move out retard

>> No.21029306

>>21028619
>>21028868
The guys I know who got married early and didn't have the opportunity to explore and meet multiple women are now going insane around the age of 30.
Constantly thinking about cheating on their wives.
Always depressed at the thought of only having sex with 1 worn out vag for the rest of their lives.
On the other hand I think settling down with a nice Christian woman is the right thing to do....eventually.

>> No.21029392

>>21029306
What I've been seeing with my friends is that their relationships and even a marriage fell apart. I would say that had to do with how normal it used to be for them to hop on a dick or fuck a slut.
It's all such incredibly degenerate behaviour.

>> No.21029433

>>21029192
This.

>> No.21029603

>>21028619
I think we come to that realization later in life. It is sort of a right of passage to whore around with many women between 20-30. That way you know what to do on the honeymoon. Imagine being two christians who are both totally inexperienced, who have been judging sex as bad their whole lives trying to get it on. You need to lead your wife into pleasurable territory.
But I agree.

>> No.21029691

>>21028868
>>21029603
If you flip the genders in these posts suddenly the women are dirty used goods whores instead of noble men who now know the error of their ways. So bullshit. I’m sick of it.

>> No.21029700

>>21028256
You are underage

>> No.21029752

>>21029691
I'm not talking about noble men. But there's a reason why women are considered fucking whores when they fuck with different men every weekend and men are not regarded as such. Even though these men are foolish and don't understand they are wasting their time with degenerate behaviour which only gives shortterm happiness.

>> No.21029760

>>21028163
I distinctly recall Ari Juels talking about using smart contracts to ensure a girl is not a minor

>> No.21029892

>>21029691
Shut the fuck up, its easy for a woman to get laid all she has to do is open her fucking legs and there is no shortage of cocks to ram her cunt whereas a dude has to have a certain amount of charisma, status, and looks to get pussy.

>> No.21029925

>>21028163
Just go out and fuck, what are your parents going to do? Ground you? You'll regret being a bitch to your parents when you get older if you at this point are old enough for Tinder

>> No.21029998

>>21028163
They're not okay with a 23 year old having sex?
Have sex.

>> No.21030015

>>21029892
Really all it takes to fuck whores is not being afraid to get rejected. That gives enough confidence to fuck a ton of sluts.
But yes, the idea of marrying a woman who had more than 0 cocks in her before yours is absolute disgusting.

>> No.21030181
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>>21028163
Good. Your parents are correct. Get married to a nice virgin Christian girl retard. The more traditional parishes are literally crawling with baby-crazy qts, both my younger brother and I found top tier waifus easily and they have other friends who are still virgin and struggling to find a guy. The ratio is highly favorable. Don't give me the girls don't like me muh incel crap either, if that's the problem you probably just need to lift and do jits and boxing or something to build yourself up.

>> No.21030238

>>21029306
32 here, can confirm you are a lying kike. I look at whores and feel nothing but contempt. Virgin wife is the only way.

>> No.21030255

>>21028163
Move out of your parents house or stop bitching.

>> No.21030343

>>21029691
Except men =/= women. Just compare a striker vs a goalie in soccer, their jobs are different. One is preventing balls from getting into net, one is trying to get them in. It's like saying a good goalie should let as many balls in as possible.
The job of the woman is to decline as many suitors as possible until she finds the right one who she will stay with for life. The goal of the man is to chase as many women as possible and attempt to access their sacred areas until he finds the one who he will match with for life

>> No.21030347

>>21030181
How do I find one? Like I really like the christian values but going to church bores me out of my mind

>> No.21030733

>>21028704
holy shit just say you "went out" like a man you fcking pussy

>> No.21030856

>>21030347
Is your church about holding hands and boomer guitar music in a building shaped like some weird modernist conference hall? I'm never bored at church, but I go to a hundred year old building with incredible stained glass and proper organ where the priest does Mass in Latin. I joined the choir and learned to read the weird square notes monks wrote in the middle ages. I know it's not supposed to just be about the "smells and bells" but I don't care, I really like that shit and also get bored at boomer guitar parishes. Might be difficult to find if you don't live in a city unfortunately, the popularity of such things in the US is still pretty low despite being pretty fast growing.

Orthodoxy might be an alternative where it is easier to find that sort of thing. Autists can argue about the Filioque and shit like that but desu I think the split is mostly political. Their sacraments are all still valid after all.

>> No.21030900

OP is larp and made this thread to post that stupid fucking frog over and over

>> No.21030940

>>21029192
what an absolute niggerfaggot

>> No.21031029

>>21029752
>>21029892
>>21030343
You're all retarded faggots who don't even understand the bullshit morality that you're esposing. The bible is against all premarital sex, faggots. Fake christians, fake morality, just self-righteous self-congratulatory vapid bullshit.

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>>21030900
Nope.

>> No.21031362

>>21031029
Are you a Christian?

>> No.21031387

>>21030856
Absolutely based

>> No.21031470

>>21028163
>Can smart contracts solve this dilemma?
Yes, but not yet.

>> No.21031550

>>21031029
Didn't I fully explain how I despise the life I lived in my teens and 20's? And how happy I am to have found Jesus?

Why are you so mad at me explaining I'm living a good life now without degeneracy?

Why are you advocating for premarital sex and trying to suggest having unlimited sexual partners as a woman before settling is okay?

>> No.21031578

Look here, LISTEN.
I have been in your position.

because you live with your parents, you can’t bring different girls over. You’re going to have to find a girlfriend. Go on 3/5+ dates with her. Have car sex, get a hotel room, use her house, etc.

>> No.21031935

Haha christfags btfo again
2000 years how will they ever recover?

>> No.21031973

>>21028163
>Can smart contracts solve this dilemma?
absolutely, you should look into assassination contracts, they can help you to solve your "parents" problem.