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>>21015136
You need to give an arm now. You know the fucking rules. It's an arm AND a leg.

>>21015136
Should have paid me my money. That's what you get.

>>21015168
you know, i would but the place i used to work at went under and there are not that many openings for people like me.

>>21015197
I'll consider it.

Lol i know you, linklet.

>>21015136
They dont call them come-cycles for nothing...

>>21015603
*coma
Fucked that one up

Bitch that’s your knee you aren’t an amputee

>>21015136
Pay someone 1000 dollars to make you an edited facebook montage of your struggles and trials in life. Share it around and make a gofundme. There.

>>21015136
Does morphine alleviate that pain? How much?
20%? 60%?

>>21015136
become motivational paralympic hero and shill breakfast cereal

>>21015136
You look homeless.

>>21015640
well, this is what's left of it.

>>21015721
no just a few minutes.

>>21015733
thanks, i go for the great depression look.

There's another dude in your hospital room so I imagine you're a yuropoor. If western you probably have generous disability gibs, if eastern you can probably go west for generous disability gibs. In the off chance you're American/Canadian go to Hollywood/Vancouver and whore yourself out to action films as "guy who gets his leg blown off".

>>21015918
What if I paid you in crypto to have you dress like a pirate with a peg leg, eye patch and parrot and say things in front of the camera for me?

>>21015918
Get well soon anon

>>21015136
What happened? I wish you well.

>>21015958
Moron read the op

>>21015136
A kneepad

>>21015918
Wish you the best of luck, my man.

>>21015918
hey bro. we're rooting for you.
you'll be alright in the long run man.
some of the toughest fucks that ever lived were 1 leggers. try to get GIBS. and keep eye peeled for good invests.

you'll be a babe magnet once you get walking on your robot leg.

>>21015136
How did you break your leg?

>>21016250
In another thread he was talking about having rough group sex with other men and his leg contorted funny when he was pressed against a counter top.

>>21015136
Looks like my penis so you could use it as a second monsterdick. Go to LA and do some porn movies with it. Fuck girls with your new huge penis and sell online. You'll become a millionaire, people pay a lot for crazy weird sex these days.

>>21016004
if shit gets desperate i might, only if i get to play sea shanty in the background.

>>21016053
ty

>>21016110
my leg got stuck in my wheelchair, i fell and the rest is bloody history.

>>21016160
ty

That's rough, but I'll be honest, I'd rather lose both legs than live in el salvador. If you come to Canada you can say you are fleeing persecution for being gay and you will get asylum and epic gibs. No joke. Say you were in gang life, feared for your life, and then they discovered you were gay and put a hit on you. Pick a city like Montreal for even better french gibs.

>>21015136
Sorry sir. Eat a taco. Market buy some Verasity. You'll be ok.

Get this tattoo.

>>21015136
They chopped your leg off? That's fuckin medieval.

>>21016129
Lol i dont have to read, i own chainlink

Obviously set up a GoFundMe with some BLM/sjw undertones and upper class college educated white women will be lining up to donate/suck on your stump.

>>21015136
hope you get well soon, fren

>>21015136
that must have been extremely painful for you
but in all seriousness, hope you feel well soon, best wishes anon

>>21016426
I'll be honest too, I'll lose the other leg and an arm before I even consider moving to a liberal hellhole like Canada.

>>21016604
sorry fren, no tattoos.

>>21016631
well they left me there 12 fucking hours, just waiting with an exposed bone and losing blood. of course a good chunk of bone died and then got other pieces of bone infected.

>>21016688
I would, I just don't have the skill to write a sad weepy story. even if it's basically true.

>>21016712
ty

>>21016398
>my leg got stuck in my wheelchair, i fell and the rest is bloody history.
Jesus christ this is so fucked anon. Assuming this is real I hope the best for you. Were you permanently wheelchair-bound before this, or was it supposed to be temporary? If the prior is the case, how much worse will not having this leg be for you on the day-to-day?

>>21017187
>Were you permanently wheelchair-bound before this, or was it supposed to be temporary?
yeah, I have been a paraplegic since 21(I'm 41 now) and desu losing the leg isn't really a tragedy for me, the fucking rona raped me tho. i lost my sweet job at a little pc repair shop when people got quarantined and the shop went under.

>>21015136
Cut off your other leg and cosplay as lt. Dan on the street for change

>>21017403
Jesus man, does sunshine ever shine on you?

>>21017403
time to develop on BitCoin anon

>>21017403
anon i hope you can improve your situation. i second a gofundme or other crowdsource charity bid.

>>21017462
life is pain anon, some people have nice and easy but the rest of us just make do. it's just rng.

>>21017869
ty.

>>21015724
>and shill breakfast cereal
shoot random blondes in your bathroom*

>>21018216
I'm an amputee aswell, 4 leggers just don't get it.

>>21016883
>I'll be honest too, I'll lose the other leg and an arm before I even consider moving to a liberal hellhole like Canada.
Absolutely fucking based.

>>21015136
retard

>>21018318
>4 leggers
are you a 3 legged horse or something?

put your stump in a whores ass

Things will go up from here fren. Start your own pc repair shop. Maybe you know some of the old customers or you can ask around. Of you collected some hardware in your old job start an internet cafe. Of some kind.

>>21015329

don't do it. in the 21st century, legs are a luxury, but arms are still a necessity.

>>21015136
Buy vechain - sit on it for 2 years. Next chainlink will hit $4

check em

>>21015136
start an company that makes prosthetic legs

Good luck my fren, I have some problems too. You will adapt and get used to it, at least you still have hands and dick

>>21019412
Shut your mouth you stupid fucking 4igger.

>>21017403
How'd you get paraplegic at 21?

>>21016883
Based

>>21015136
Get disability bucks. God I am so excited for you and your free money

>>21019922
He lives in El Salvador, so he will properly receive nothing.

>>21015918
Damn that's harsh.

Good luck bro

>>21019980
Properly.

Jk OP prayers from Amsterdam this story touches me

I’m sorry OP, I am rooting for you.

>>21015136
do you live in a poor country? the rusty equipment looks like shit

>>21015136
>finally they chopped the entire leg off.
Nice larp, man!

well see, just remember it as a scar.
You know, battle scars, scars from your hobbies, just don't give up. If you were a member of some gang, get back in it, if you were a scater, keep on that. Don't give up anon!

>>21020544
>Nice larp, man!
a lot of non native english speakers confuse "finally" with "eventually".

>>21015918
Good thing it's just your leg. They have pretty good prosthetics now. You'll be up and about in no time.

>>21019733
now that's that violence we talked about. Other people are not to blame for your leg lacking

>>21015918
>>21015136
i can literally see youre foot in the first picture, stop larping bitch

>>21015136
Get a cool prosthetic and then make feel good videos on the internet. Ppl eat that shit up.

>>21015136
>o look they just chopped my leg off you can't imagine how awful is that
>how did you lose it
>it got stuck in my wheelchair
>what
>o, i've been a cripple and unable to walk for 20 years