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>>20973433

>>20973451
lmao

>>20973433
invents shit
>BSV DEAD

ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hashish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain stiffly frozen.

>>20974344
Your time is almost up, shitcoiner
TICK TOCK

>>20974344
ACTUALLY
bsv is about to breakout of a GIANT rising wedge and btc is failing again by making yet another dead cat bounce
>>20974402
definitely this

>>20974344
Seething and cope pilled

We all know that Mr fishy created Bitcoin. Thank you Mr fishy!

>>20974402
>>20974555
>>20974570
the latest dump proved once again BSV is a shitcoin
even shitcoin ETH is doing better

>>20975889
And yet my ROI is better than o woulda got with king shitcoin stay stiffed kike

>>20976467
Imagine missing out on BitCoin at $55 and being seething and angry about it

>>20976467
>>20976496
based

>>20976496
imagine thinking BSV will ever see $400 again

>>20977505
Imagine thinking BTC will ever see 20k again kike

>tfw everyones talking about having made it with the recent link pump but you only have 20000 linkies and 23 bitcoin

why didnt i buy more linkies i had 3 years

>>20977695
who cares, BTC is a shitcoin and so is BSV

>still shilling for bsv

Kill yourselves already. Faketoshi is a faggot.

>>20978846
>BTC is a shitcoin
Correct
>and so is BSV
Incorrect