/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for shity futures

DPHC is the next wkhs? im going to listen to you guys this time because i missed the train with wkhs and NIO

Tech is the new shit on Reddit

>>20970960
huge run up this week followed by over correction when their options are about to expire

How longer will this continue? How bad will it end?

>>20971068
you've posted this 5 times today, it's not interesting or funny, we get it niggers lol

this is a penny otc-pink stock but its a fast-tracked covid 19 therapy. FDA approval for that. Doing very well in trials. Today it pumped 500%. Had a similar pump back in June. Last I checked it was at .20 cents a share. RTFLF. I personally bought it this morning at open and sold for 250%

>DPHC TO $10

>>20971145
I've been fuming all day that I missed Relief

>>20971068
Isn’t that illegal

Ok /biz/ question for you.

Why would you not short the entire economy? Most of the workforce are working from home, myself included.

At any given week, I am productive for 5 hours at most. The rest of the time, I am watching porn or shitposting. I imagine a proportion of people wfh are doing the same. This means we are not being productive and therefore no value is being created in the short and long term.

Why would you not predict this will come to bite the economy in the ass?

>>20971145
>RTFLF

>>20971205
it will absolutely do the same thing again in a number of weeks. no worries.

should have bought chainlink /stupid monkey general/

>>20971280
Ahh, you're holding CHFS too!!!

Living my dream. The stocks I had on my radar but was too much of a retard to buy.

>>20971340
Unironically chainlink will crash, now fuck out of /smg/

>t. Someone with a bigger link stack than you

>appreciating stocks
>appreciating stocks paying dividends
>covered call premiums on appreciating stocks paying dividends
Dude, it's stacking fucking insanely. How is anyone poor?

>>20971390
new opportunities everyday. millions of stocks.

>>20970804
KTOV. With Jews you win. If the data holds through human trials it will make MRNA and NVAX look like jokes.

>>20971454
What are your expectations for ONTX? I want to leave crab hell

>>20971274
people were unproductive before
most people will always be unproductive no matter what you do
as long as some of the people are very, very productive the line will keep going up

>>20971532
I think it will get back to its 52 week high before too long. A: because its in the covid game (just started but still) B: because its nearing the end of its phase 3 trial

I'm never selling my horsey it means more than me than gains

i love you horsey

>tfw sold $210 MSFT January call today, made $700 profit but realizing I probably should’ve held

kinda feel like shit rn not gonna lie

>>20971598
fuck you stupid retard faggot

>>20971160
what was up with this blank check today?

>>20971598
what's really wrong anon? you made money, you won. if winning isn't enough, maybe you're running from some other problem.

>>20971574
I hope so. Made an absolute killing on OCGN, but I've a lot of loser biomemes atm

Enjoy your RLFTF lambo

>on tinder
>swiping
>come across hot, tight college girl
>swiped right
>see butter face with nice body
>swiped right
>come across a 10/10
>read bio
>Trans
>swiped right

Planet Fitness earnings tomorrow. Buy calls. They make revenue by the fact that nobody actually goes to the gym and still hold a subscription. If anything they're more profitable now.

Should I go all in on Ruger? They announced a fucking $5 dividend lol

>>20971709
ruger? the fucking rifle company?

>>20971703
fag

>>20971703
>Not letting a hot tranny fuck your boipussy

i'm tired of the rat race bros

>>20971736
yes the gun manufacturer. SWBI is killing it too but no $5 divvy

no go all in on DFEN

>>20971703
is swiping right a yes or no?

>>20971747
Whats a rat race? You chasing promotions or money?

>>20971708
KEK I remember that, they refused to stop charging credit cards or refund anything after lockdowns hit

PLNT is really a short on dumbfuck burgers. A very profitable one

>>20971770
as long as this political turmoil keeps happening gun sales will be great, might as well take get a free 6$ anon

>>20971683
you know, if you dont already do this, go on stocktwits and look at a bio stock you are familiar with. in the comments you will get other tickers. usualy with some info about why theyre a buy. thats how i found RLFTF last week. If you dont like holding ONTX then theres really no need to with a wide open field of covid stocks

>>20971789
I'm down 25% DFFN and seeing people shilling it makes me pink wojak

How high are DPHC and WKHS gonna go?

Why the fuck am I still bagholding 10k of Raytheon. When will this actually do something

>>20971835
I NEED TO KNOW

are we going to the moon?

I'm probably gonna get liquidated on my DIS short. Mousefags will find a way to always cheat tomorrow.

>>20971818
>I'm down 25% DFFN
just wait till november 3rd
its one of the few that will moon on a biden or trump win

swiping right is a yes

>>20971835
How does half your money back sound?

>>20971875
why?

>>20971865
I just made reservations to disneyworld like two days ago, get fucked

>>20971887
like youre a schizo

>>20971887
stop loss at 10% baybe

>>20971160
people on here who bought the top are going to be living on the streets when this drops back down to support in the 3 dollar range

>>20971708
their gyms are literally designed to appeal to people who don't really work out, but want to sorta kinda work out. they bar serious weight lifting and other shit.

they've got to have the highest rate of non-attendance of any gym chain.

>>20971915
Enjoy brazilian covid

>>20971818
anon said DFEN, not DFFN

>>20971894
trump= more military spending and possible war with china/ N. Korea
biden= senile boomer starts more wars across MENA

>>20971929
Can confirm. I have been going to mine 5 days a week for 2 year, same time every day. There are like a dozen regulars who actually go during that 2 hour period (5 pm) which I would imagine is one of the busiest times

Whoever shilled HBP this morning... Well, I can't be mad at you because it's probably just a dip. I really hope it moons soon.

AAPL DROPPING AS LOW AS $300 BY EOY
SELL NOW OR FOREVER REGRET BUYING IN

>holding USD when the only reason for USD is to get real legal value backed tender: AMZN, GOOG, AAPL, and MSFT shares
When you order your tendies a few years from now it will cost 0.04% AMZN shares

>>20971975
Oh, thought we were talking DFFN, not DFEN lol

whoever I hoodwinked into HBP...set your stop losses you morons. that's how i escaped

>>20971956
>tfw DFFN is so shit people aren't even shilling it anymore

>>20971956
Why must F and E look so similar on my shitty old television with HDMI output that I'm using as a monitor?

Ok going to bed now.

Name me 3 stocks I should check out tomorrow morning. Not meme stocks like TSLA and MSFT.

Rare gems with a healthy b/s.

Anyone else gonna play ROKU on earnings this week? Might pick up a call or two

>>20972041
it's not your fault direxion has the most autistic ticker names

>>20972040
I thought it is supposed to have a happening in August?

>>20972043
stop buying at the open you retards

>>20971865
im shorting DIS at the open
the diaperchad is right, mouse will get raped at the open
>>20971915
have fun consuming in the 100F+ heat and mosquito swamps

>>20972043
ASML
CGNX
DXCM

>>20972096
This.

I can't stress this enough, people.

>>20970906
Its gonna dip pretty hard tomorrow as people take the easy profit so you'll probably have good entry. I wouldn't be surprised to see it touch sub 12 again

>>20971670
They acquired Lordstown Motor, which WKHS has 10% stake in so it was very bullish for both parties today

>>20972043
You’re right TSLA and MSFT will get you nowhere. I recommend hopping on the KODK train, maybe some JMIA

Why didn't KO rise?

>>20972013
I unironically bought 10 AAPL shares at ATH today. Market cap is going to $4 trillion by eoy 2024. It doesn't matter how far it dips in the short term

>>20970804
Gold has been dumping on open and then shoots back up around 10 am. It has been doing this for about a week. Nothing but gains(until I lost it betting against /leamhogs/)

>>20972139
Well if you’re not retarded and actually invest long term because you like making consistent money, a few dollars difference on a major blue chip stock doesn’t matter.

>>20972043
CMA TFC FHN, big money is moving to banks

>>20972208
>KO
You might as well have your money underneath your mattress

85th for APOLOGIZE to WKHS

>>20972039
Yeah, I fucked up and lost 100 bucks on HBP. At least I can make it up with a covered call.

>>20972208
not a growth stock, stop buying dividend stocks and expecting growth

next

>>20972247
I own KO and PEP, divvies and growth.

>>20971916
Ya that guy needs his meds, the devil is inside of him

Apologize to Workhorse.

>>20972231
I'm appealing to retards.

You know as well as I do, people buy eg. MSFT at $215 on open, price drops to $209 and /smg/ is wall to wall pink wojaks and AAAAAHHHHH posting

>>20972259
>>20972282
Sorry I sold you horse. You made me good money though and I bought some lordstown in your honor

>>20971703
BASED

I'm American. How do I buy du shares? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Du_(company)

>>20972107
fuck with the mouse, you gonna get bit

>>20972056
Yeah, i snagged an Aug 21 200c today.

It's primed to pump.

>>20971856
Why would you ever buy defense stocks? Best bet is a war starts and they all 10% briefly then go back down. Big whoop.

How high is rlftf going to go?

Or How far is it going to dump?

Where can I actually learn about options trading? I'm not trying to watch some faggot zoomer shill me

>>20970960
>>20970960
Tech has been the new shit all year

>>20972407
>defense stocks
RTX is a commercial aerospace stock, hopelessly levered to BA

Defense stocks don't need war to pump, your question is stupid.

>>20972386
god i despise kyouko

>>20972419
look a the june pump and then drop for guidance. although, this latest pump is on better news so it probably wont drop as low as it did last time.

>>20972443
the ears ARE gross

>>20971068
What did he spend the 78k on, /smg/?

>>20972386
mouse bites are nothing to be afraid of

>dont normally fomo.
>fomo into rlftf
>immedietly learn the hard again

Well it was only 532 dollars.

>>20971972
i did 24 hr fitness for awhile. 5-8 was fucking crammed. you waited in a small line of people stretching until one of 50 cardio machines opened up, and half the free weights were being used.

the lift machines were usually fairly open, but they were for fatties like me trying not to hurt themselves, or dudes who knew how to use them to do whatever isolation work they wanted.

i switched to doing fucking 2am cause of the job i picked up around then, and it was still a dozen fucking people there.

>>20972477
A college education.

>>20972386
>you took my red stapler
>but you can keep a part of it

Why the BYND moon

>>20972490
Hey ya only lost 100! I spend more than that on special occasion dinners to get my girlfriend to shut the fuck up at least you learned a lesson

>>20972543
goyim will learn to eat the bugs
goyim will learn to love eating bugs

is DHPC going to moon like NKLA did when it first came out? hope it can get 20 tomorrow

>>20972477
100% tqqq

Apple is going to tank HARD tomorrow, expecting pullback to around 420.

>>20972607
Lmao no. Nio didn't do that either and they have a much cooler looking concept. NKLA was ceo infatuation and general retardation

>>20972696
why?

Hmmm... this seems bearish yeah?

Only ISM looks good to me... is it really time to start grabbing cyclicals?

WE NEED TO FIND SOME SMALL-MID CAP CYCLICALS, FINANCIALS, INDUSTRIALS, COMMODITY, ETC. PLAYS FOR THE RECOVERY AND REFLATION!!

I believe growth and high-P/E tech does poorly in a reflationary environment??

>>20972560
They already do, the goyest of all, the africans and chinese eat the bugs

>>20972607
>>20972709
Speaking of, NKLA went up over 21% on the back of what, exactly? Did they release another photoshopped Peterbilt? Or are they somehow riding off of DPHC and WKHS gains?

>>20972696
god please yes.

i bought in at 435, but i'll double down on a decent pullback.

shit'll split and be back up to $200 with their next gimmick launch at christmas or whatever.

Apologize to TQQQ or else the leaders of the NASDAQ kingdom will never grant you their blessings ever again. This is for the non believers.

>>20972747
Gaps need to be filled

>>20972607
it won't have the same level of pump and dump that NKLA did being it is a real company. however there will absolutely be an early pump and dump, you'll want to swing this to increase your position and then don't look at the shares for 5 years

>>20972378
you wait until your broker lists UAE stocks or find one that does

>>20971220
Minors can "set up" brokerage accounts they just need their custodian (typically parents) to give permission (cosign). Similar to banking and checking accounts.
I am not sure if options has additional constraints but my guess is that they have the brokerages decide what is and isn't allowed.

>>20972748
didn't we just speedrun a full reflationary cycle
what do you call the last 3 months

>>20972208
range bound. Their earnings came in fine. Accumulate.

time to kick the king out of power
fuck buffett

twitter could pay fine over privacy violations

:O

>>20972769
All EVs pumped today. Even Kndi and nio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPSwqp5fdIw

>Police bodycam footage shows moment-by-moment arrest of George Floyd for the first time

aaxn calls or puts?

>>20972477
tesla call

>>20971789
I've been eyeing DFEN tryna figure out when to enter position for long

Kim anon here, I was going through some old photos and only get bad feels. Literally work a desk job while going to school, with no incentive to become /fit/ again after the lock down started. I miss her bro's, kinda fantasize about meeting her again when I've made it, though I don't really care to be with her or anything, just want to say hi and ask her how she's been.

>>20971708
Its coiled up pretty tightly too. I might take a small earnings gamble if its down tomorrow.

>>20972231
Boomer

Hope you bought silver related calls today that were at a discount from short shenanigans

>>20973106
This isn’t your fucking blog. Fuck off.

>>20972940
Because of the security breach or something else?

>>20973106
>those buck teeth
no thanks
stop having oneitis get more womyn options bruh diversify your thot portfolio

>>20973106
Gay

Can someone explain to me why PYPL is at ATH but AXP, MA and V haven't fully retraced and are crabbing. I thought ecommerce was meant to be up? Surely people aren't paying for things online with something retarded like a check?

Buy the SPCE dip, you know its getting pumped again.

>>20973046
puts on whoever makes police cameras.

>buying the blinding obvious blunder waiting to unfold that is Lordstown Motors before absolutely any news besides “merger”

Never change biz

UNIRONICALLY I didn't connect the US fuck up virus numbers to the recovery being earlier in Canada and Europe.

Should I get some Canada? Maybe cyclical exposure like that canada rail company?

>>20972808
eh, they tend to be filled, very hard to say when or how, some never retrace

>>20972870
I don't know what to call it, but it hasn't really pumped industrials and small caps, has it? Just Megacap "safety" trade.

I have 4K to spend tomorrow and want to go all in on a meme. Ideas?

>>20973228
Maybe investors are worried people with masive credit card debt will declare bankruptcy due to the coof rather than pay it back w/ interest.

>>20973296
cope

>>20973299
Guess where 80% of Canadian trade is

>>20973305
WKHS 8/14 $30c would be pretty epic

>>20973296
>blunder to buy EV in the year of the EV bubble where everyone is well over 50% on EVs

>>20973296
LE EPIC TROLFACE XD NEVER CHANGE BIZ XDDD

>>20972696
I would unironically buy 10 shares

>>20972696
I fucking hope it does so I can dump into TQQQ

>>20973066
>tryna figure out when to enter position for long
between october 26-30th
the whole market will dump at the begining of october due to the election/ october being historically the worst month for markets.
personally, I will be selling all of my positions on september 29th
DFEN will be a good position for whoever wins but everything else will crash into oblivion if biden gets into office
>>20973106
jesus christ no one gives a fuck. most of the anons here hate you in the first place.
stop blogging and fuck off back to /co/ or reddit, your choice

>>20972696
eh I bought in at 404 it's all gravy for me

>Heavy rains today
>Go to get food
>See car crashed into a light pole
>Its a Tesla
bearish as fuck

>>20973228
Wondering the same thing after picking up quite a bit of MA and V a few weeks ago. Hoping the coin shortage gives these a boost.

>>20973355
Edmonton Butane?

>>20973401
>He thinks a 50% increase in EV stocks in a bubble when 99% of the population doesn't own one yet and most people don't know that they're quickly going to replace internal combustion engine cars.

Newsflash pal, whenever you here someone refer to something as a bubble without posting any evidence backing it up, you can be sure that the person likely missed out and is now coping about it.

bullish news from Sri Lanka

https://www.thedailybeast.com/drug-smuggling-cat-escapes-welikada-prison-high-security-sri-lankan-prison

wkhs price target $40 without usps contract

Lmao. People sold their CLSK today for a 13% loss

Someone post the Nikola CEO getting btfo tweet

>>20973553
>whenever you here someone
I never hered someone do anything, pal.

>>20973600
I was still up 26%, so I'm not complaining.
Onto the next stupid thing.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20971523
it better pump at some point damn it. This shit just crabs.

>>20973489
Teslas crashing themselves have been priced in for years

>>20973600
I sold like at 7.30 yesterday and bought back in at 7 today thinking it was going to be a strong support. Pretty much back to where I started + yesterdays gains. Here's hoping for good gains tomorrow.

>>20973664
I think you mean OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>unless you’re a bearcuck

What’s DPHC doing tomorrow?

DPHChads, what’s our next move? We selling and possibly flipping tomorrow or long term hold?

>>20973717
Cooming, buckets. Realistically opening at like 12.50 and plummeting back to 11.95 where it will climb back to 13 EOD

FUTURES JUST FIPPED THE LIMIT DOWN BREAKER WTF?????

>>20973739
I'm holding it for 10 years

>>20973422
>>20973463
where were you last week?

Your worst trade. Did you rage? Did you ever recover from that huge loss?

EVRI earnings tomorrow, what do you guys think?

>>20973772
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ARE FUTUES GOING TO THE MOON

Can Microsoft get to 220 this week?

>rlftf dumps to nothing
>lose 530 bucks feel bad
Or
>rlftf blasts to mars at breakneck speed, no chance to buy more safely
>it goes to 100+

Only holding 2050, when I could be holding 20 times that.

>>20973600
i sold for a 94% gain lol

>>20973831
fucking niggers, man.

>>20973831
[spoiler] I must have done something bad in a previous life to deserve this one as my penance [spoiler]

>>20973874
i sodl so probably

>buy single shares of /biz/ memes so I can stay up to date and participate on OOOOOO and AAAAAAAAH posting
Who here /devilish/?

>>20973464
It's funny how retarded you macfags are. You left all the metadata in that image, unscrubbed.
Now fuck off retard this isn't your blog nor does anyone give a shit about how heartbroken you are.

>>20970804
buy dis for the pooomp after close tomorrow.

>>20973643
>u made typo haha
Nice argument, faggot, I mean pal.

>>20973831
Bought a Boeing call attempting to catch the falling knife a few months back. Got out when i was down $2500. Recovered today with Microsoft, Apple, and spy calls

>>20973924
could have happened to anyone. how were you supposed to know qqq wouldn't jump 40% in a couple days.

>>20973831
I made my worst trade a week ago. Could've made a nice 20%, but greed got the better of me.

Whoops meant >>20973464 for >>20973066

>>20973924

>>20973831
You can tell by the room those kids parents have too much money for their own good. I Fomod back in on wkhs at 19.50 and sold at 15.40 with my whole stack riding on it reducing my 90% year back to about a 50% gainer of a year. Was upset with myself but learned some valuable lessons. Learned how to control myself a bit better in the trades I made after that bringing myself to 40% gains. Back up over 60% now and I manage my silly risk plays a better now. But no I haven't recovered lol

>>20973228
PYPL launching crypto trading. Buy RSR

>>20974007
anon i am very confused

>>20973924
That isn't even that bad, you are just a fucking retarded gambler. I'll buy that off of you for 0.02 BTW :^)

>>20973831
I went full BOBO right before the Fed announced QE and 0% interest rates. I lost the majority of all my profits

>>20972477
Jordans, Henny, swishers, weed, NBA 2K VC and the rest his mom took and bought more consumer electronics and leased a brand new Escalade.

KTOV :rocket:

>>20970804
Thoughts on CGX? Cineplex? Is it go time?

What do you think the next government chosen winner is going to be?
My bet is on GE. #FuckTheMarket

>>20972803
>Bill
He no longer manages MSFT for quite some time mate, update that shit.

>>20971789
Fuck this boomer piece of shit. DFEN and RTX have done nothing but crab since I've held them.

>>20974078
>>20974078

People aren't going to movies a lot now a days you can only pump so hard.

>>20974102
>DFEN and RTX have done nothing but crab since I've held them.
keep holding

>>20973831
My worst trade was unironically buying the house I live in right now. Shit hasn’t appreciated at all, literally dead money. It’s nice but if I would’ve gone with a mediocre house in 2016 and pumped the money I would have saved into the market, I would be moving into an even nicer house right now.

>>20973934
I also do this kek.

>>20973544
USA

>>20974079
U.S. Steel when the infrastructure bill is passed.

>>20974071
grill, supreme, yankees fitted, a burner

>>20974142
kinda hope so it keeps my boomer dad from killing himself. he's been bagholding it for years and is down like 30k.

>>20971835
>>20971858
I bought 100 shares of DPHC before close. It will dump tomorrow.

>>20974178
Kek I remember you from last week anon. I will pray for your dad.

>>20971068
how the fuck is a 13 year old black kid outtrading me

>>20973360
Everyone is going to use this above-20 opportunity to sell all their bags from the first week of July

>>20971068
>TAX FREE

>>20974178
This legitimately makes me concerned that my dad is also holding a ton of zombie boomer shit.

>>20974178
Boomers love US Steel

>>20974127
how big of a house did you buy...

>>20971789
>>20971818
>>20971875
>>20971956
Do NOT invest in DFEN btw, its just a hedged Boeing(piece of shit) 3x. There is no good Defense ETF let alone a leveraged one.

Trump is going to namedrop LMT within the month btw after the Chinks put a

>>20974102
>>20974126
They earnings sheets are bad, investors betting against war with China for some fucking reason, tech is too much of a juicy pig those greedy fucks are ignoring cheapies.

Trump going full executive order fascist is making me love him more and more every day. He is finally going to make America great again.

Feel the DRIP fellow employed long term investor chads.

>>20974262

>>20973831
I went against oil in June but it wasn't just one trade and I wasn't losing that big on each trade but it made me rethink about a lot of stuff. Break even.

>>20974268
interesting information, anon.

>>20974276
GIVE ME 1000 SHARES OF US STEEL NOW GOSH DARN IT IT CAN'T GO ANY LOWER

>>20974206
probably yolo'd a few times and got lucky. or autism

>>20974254
I don't doubt there's many others like him. He's also holding GE and BAC. I remember some anon a few weeks back saying his parents put their entire IRA into Boeing, so could be worse

>>20974208
>there can't be that many bagholders dumb enough to buy above 20 the first time
>they would be even dumber if they held what they bought at that price this long
they would be even more dumb still if assuming the first two are true and they sold now just to break even

https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.08.02.233320v1

Regeneron antibody cocktail is effective in non human primates at prevention and cure

There's more to RTX than just defense missiles. Look at the website. Each unit will display a breakdown of what it does. Hint: Space. Will be biggly in the coming decades Guess who has a foot in that door? RTX. Your space crew will need suits to survive. Well that's one thing they make for example. There's more. It's all on the site. Incidentally this virus has proven the RTX merger thesis; namely together they were stronger. Bad timing sure, but still they're holding up well. Bag cheapies now. Sit on ass and let the world get back to normal. Laugh as the gains & divvies pile up over the next 50 years.

What is the ultimate Boomer portfolio?

>>20974368
all in brkb

>>20974368

Metals

>>20974188
Proof

>>20970804
just bought 10 shares of INTC. wish me luck.

>>20974367
NOC is better

>>20974368
A house purchased in San Francisco in 1950.

>>20974437
Kek

>>20974368
>What is the ultimate Boomer portfolio?
100% in shares of the same company he worked for with a middle-class job straight out of high school until he comfortably retired after 30 years.

>>20974453
Also kek

>>20974368
60% Bonds
20% SPY
5% F
5% T
10% housing property

>>20974412
>Intcel

DPHC going to run intraday tomorrow? i see it got featured on CNBC and robinhood AH

>>20974368
All in KO

>>20971449
Dividends literally subtract from stock price. Dumbest use of capital

Dividends are NOT your friend

>>20974510
Some companies make so much money they literally don't know what to do with it, so they just pay out.

>>20974368
Stock portfolio wise:
25% RTX
25% F
25% DAL or DIS or KO
25% T
Some might have dabbled into FB because they love rambling on it with their friends.

>>20974502

>>20974437
Being worth millions despite never investing because of home value in ca. For a home you bought with some gov job w endless pension benefits with 0 competition straight out of college.

DING DING DING

it's end of day, Tuesday, August 4th. How'd you do today?

>>20974569
Blacks have some gripes if you think how easy white boomers had it but maj.of white boomers are working menial jobs and never saved or bought cheap homes.

>>20973831
I lost over 5k over the course of a few weeks in may/june trying to play the SPCE breakout. lo and behold it happened in july and was lackluster. I've learned my lesson though no more deep otms or weeklies for this guy

>>20974368
My grandma has mentioned she has berkshire and bitcoin.

SHORT DIS
LAST CHANCE BEFORE THE BLOODBATH

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wittwe bitch? I’ww have you know I gwaduated top of my cwass in the Navy Seaws, and I’ve been invowved in numewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe and I’m the top snipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nothing to me but just anothew tawget. I wiww wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the wikes of which has nevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me ovew the Intewnet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight now so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic wittwe thing you caww youw wife. You’we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww you in ovew seven hundwed ways, and that’s just with my bawe hands. Not onwy am I extensivewy twained in unawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenaw of the United States Mawine Cowps and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewabwe ass off the face of the continent, you wittwe shit. If onwy you couwd have known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe “cwevew” comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you wouwd have hewd youw fucking tongue. But you couwdn’t, you didn’t, and now you’we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I wiww shit fuwy aww ovew you and you wiww dwown in it. You’we fucking dead, kiddo.

>>20974648
If your grandma got that bitcoin in any year except 2017, they are pretty based

>>20973956
>gimp metadata
very telling anon, not that I care anyways

>>20970804
I only experience happiness when my stocks print money, when I get high, or when I workout. Even then happiness is only momentary. How do I make my attitude towards life from Bearish to Bullish? Since I dont really care I'm just playing the stock market until I get massive gains.

>>20974666
God the bear tries so hard and yet continues to be wrong.

>>20974510
>Dividends literally subtract from stock price. Dumbest use of capital
Are you being serious anon? Oh nonononononononononon

>>20974554
Fuck F, Fuck DAL & DIS
25% RTX
25% KO
25% T
is ok, DAL is good but will likely go bankrupt with the rest of airlines and boeing. Its too much of a gamble for so little return. bailout news might be worth betting on if DAL drops below 20 again but really there are better options than airlines and cars atm (I was opposite 3 months ago before this autism full market pump, cashed out my 21$ DAL at 31$ before the 36$ peak)

>>20974666
Devilish, I the shares my gran gave me from 2002

I lost 4k on microsoft earnings and now the stock moons

>>20973831
I think its buying feac way too early and at the top of some hype. Down by alot and now I dont want to sell.

>>20974697
Learn to enjoy quiet moments
>blah blah my mind state
It’s an acquired taste. Start with something you find palatable.

>>20974730
Are you the anon that had calls that expired last Friday?

>>20971274
On any given week, most office workers only work for 5 hours...we have a meme economy propped up on bullshit jobs that don't need to exist but do so because everything is essentially fucking automated already.

Think about it, were you actually working when in the office? Or just creating busywork and stretching 30 minutes I to an entire day to justify the fact that you woke up early like an asshole and wasted 1 hour committing into an office that's filled with shitty distractions from Karen chewing fucking Pringles in the other cubical. Or Bobby and Lucas shit talking about [Sportsball] all day. Or your boss coming to ask you, the only tech literate person in office, to go check on a fucking printer jam error message or help with making a pivot table.

It's all a fucking joke. You were lied go when growing up. Nobody wants to admit that their entire "career" is a fucking sham. Nobody wants to admit that the game is really rigged and hard work means jack shit.

>>20972208
Well reverse search can’t find it anywhere, where’d you get the pic?

>>20973671
Milwaukee makes n95 masks btw. Bullish af

>>20974830
>he doesn't flirt with the office karens or talk sports ball with bobby and lucas

ngmi

>>20974776
Any advice helps so thanks faggot hope you get some massive gains tomorrow

>>20974830
nah I'm far more productive in the office, you're projecting that nobody works because you specifically don't.
I develop data-mining bots

>>20974830
I mean you're not wrong

>>20974830
Tech is an exponentially growing deflationary force that can actually overwhelm the money helicopters.

>>20974830
That's true, but that doesn't answer the question.

>>20974950
Think of it like, based on what you presented, when you hear some horse shit about “oh I just can’t make myself go to the gym” like just fucking go faggot nut up and you’ll get used to it (/fit/ here also). So this is me telling you in much of the same way. Go to the park, leave your phone in the car and just walk and listen to the wind or some shit fuck look at a tree or whatever you fucking pussy. Nut up and you’ll get used to it. For your health

>>20972769
Pretty sure the SpaceX mission came to a successful conclusion yesterday. Remember, Tesla stock is more better defined as Elon Musk Stock. All of his business ventures seem to funnel good and bad swings regardless of how closely they're related to TSLA or not. He's just too big of an innovator right now so whatever he does in his other platforms gives more or less confidence in the direction of the only publicly traded project he has under his belt.

>>20974554
You forgot XOM and at least 1 mutual fund. Every boomer portfolio needs a big oil stock

>>20974343
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm glad I bought back in, but it's 3 fuckin shares lmao

>>20974412
you're gonna need it

>>20975051
Yeah tech is carrying us even with.boomer stuffed gov

>>20974268
>He is finally going to make America great again
uh oh... anon be careful with that "hope" thing, especially attaching it to politics, especially attaching it to a single politician!!

>>20974268
>Trump is going to namedrop LMT within the month btw after the Chinks put a
PUT A WHAT???

...why you gotta make this shit up?

>>20974412
godspeed anon

>>20974135
ah
so what then, invest in germany because of the Chinese V-recovery?

>people panic sold CLSK

Imagine not having diamond hands.

Clsk is going to the fucking moon. The Jews tried to shake you out of your shares because they know this as well

>>20975281
blessed
GOAT english translation

>>20974343
>The lead researchers said the data suggests the therapy may offer clinical benefit in both prevention and treatment of COVID-19. They also said the animals did not show any signs of increased viral load or worsening of pathology after treatment, an important safety signal that suggests it will not worsen symptoms in humans.

>The studies were conducted on a total of 36 rhesus macaques and 50 hamsters. Positive results in animals are no guarantee of success in humans.

>Regeneron has already started late-stage clinical trials in humans to assess the antibody treatment's ability to prevent and treat COVID-19.

Ehhh... that's a little less exciting, 36 monkeys and 50 hamsters is the whole experiment size?

>>20975373
Its good results and they are in phase 3 humans

>>20975373
*also they did challenge tests of intentional infection so its a little more standardized

Animal models give a hint but its positive when coupled with phase 3

>>20975438
>phase 3 without a phase 1 or phase 2
The absolute state of nu(covid)med
(animal models are preclinical).
>>20975239
VXX.

>>20975373
Doesn't matter. Time to rev up those MRNA puts

>>20973046
Why was this cut short? They literally cut out the portion where the police, according to the transcript, flat out state vocally that they're worried about his signs of excited delirium or ensure him that the EMS is on its way while he's yelling at the top of his lungs that he can't breathe.

>>20975212
Believe me anon, I am the only person I know who genuinely appreciates Trump's martyrdom for the betterment of humanity and the protection of our future.

>>20975514
Take a guess.

>>20975107
Very true anon. I'm making efforts to step out of my comfort zone. Slowly but surely I'm making myself less of spastic

>>20975281
or you could not be retarded and taking your profits and buying the dip

>>20975239
>invest in Germany
Fool me once...
It was only 2k but I'm never touching German stocks ever again.

so missed RLFTF... any other good penny picks this week?

If im a pussy whos too scared of losing money i shouldnt get into this right? Whats the chances of profiting or losing money investing?

>>20971068
Holy shit exit all markets. When the shoeshine boys start making money it is over.

>“Joe Kennedy exited the stock market in timely fashion after a shoeshine boy gave him some stock tips. He figured that when the shoeshine boys have tips, the market is too popular for its own good.”

>>20973831
Luckin' Coffee man

>>20975662
OSS the moon mission has started

Y'all are stacking NET right?

>>20975664
if you're a pussy then you're ngmi so yeah the wage cage is best for you

>>20975585
As long as we try we’ll all make it.

>>20974587
Up 130% thanks to buying GameStop before the government contract was announced for a loan of $800m to produce Funko pops of Donald Trump!!!

>>20975701
Picked up 50 shares, up $200 already

>>20973831
I just can't understand people who get so emotionally involved in pro sports.

>>20975701
No I missed the gains train

>>20975668
I kind of feel like that story is bullshit. Like he knew something, but it's a better story if he says it was because of a shine boy.

>>20975664
Unironically the best return to risk and time management ratio comes from holding a Total Stock Market Index (or ETF) and a Total Bond Market Index (or ETF). If your holding for years or decades it's the best option for like 99% of the regular population.

>>20971274

I do think it's reduced but at the same time white collar folk weren't really super productive in the first place. Only blue collar people who have to clock into work and have a manager poking over their shoulder get work done.

NEW

>>20975833
>>20975833
>>20975833

>>20975373
You're a retard, clonal antibodies are a sure thing, clinical trails for these are a formality

>>20975855
lol'd hard

>>20975855
>You're a retard, clonal antibodies are a sure thing, clinical trails for these are a formality
shit post, even for a shitpost

>>20975438
>>20975467
true enough, I'm not selling til 720, may even buy more.

>>20975885
>>20975894
smooth brains

Regeneron started full-scale production back in February or March (before any trials, obviously), there was never any doubt to their efficacy

>>20974127
i'm sorry you're having a hard time appreciating your situation anon. how much of your mortgage payment each month goes towards the principal? if your income is decent, the tax write off from the interest is nice.
i find it hard to believe it hasn't appreciated. did you overpay when you bought it?
warm regards anon i'll be praying for you.

>>20976048
Not sure if clinically retarded or merely pretending.jpg

>>20971274
I had a co-worker who retired at the end of the year 2018/2019, he was a “supervisor” at the agency I work at and had a very difficult to get series of clearances that he got decades ago, multiple decades ago, when he was a productive trustworthy person. The last six months of his career I sat in an office with him, he told me that he hadn’t done any work in over 20 years, he said he signed pay checks once every two weeks. I asked him why he still came to work everyday and he said, “Because they pay me $160,000 a year to do nothing.” Six months before he retired a higher up told him he had to work and put him on a “work performance plan”, he filed his retirement paperwork for the day before that plan was due. He was part of the economy.

He was part of the “economy”.

>HE WAS PART OF THE “ECONOMY”!