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Second for $20 dollar anon and his 3D futa game. May he make it and get out of his third-world shithole

>>20922753
My commissions for the month of July were 68 dollars.
I pay that only for opening an options trade. I pay $0 for buying or selling stocks and $0 for closing my options.

Just opening options for $10 instead of $1 would cost me 680 dollars in July.
Thats more than I spend in one month. Rent included.
>>20922857
Its $200
Youll be fine.

>>20922857
Nope.

>>20922836
Rack city bitch
Rack rack city
Rack rack city bitch

Where do we open on Monday and should I buy more semiconductors?

newb here, i noticed TDA doesn't have any options (calls/puts) for smaller, less commonly traded stocks

does robinhood have a better selection?

it's not IF the crash is going to happen... it's WHEN

so /smg/ - WHEN will it happen? Monday? September? November? next year?

>>20922865
I have not capitalized on ONE significant trade since I started and the only thing I seem to be good at doing is stopping my losses instead of making gains
My confidence is at ATL

>>20922905
I don’t know but bobos will cry crash everyday until they are right.

>>20922905
when I decide to buy in.
I'll let you know before i do that though so you can pull out

>>20922888
checked and based. How did you do it?

>>20922905
Crashes usually happen in October.

Any non american using TDA, is there any restrictions and can you trade options?

How can I short the S&P?

>>20922906
Do due diligence. Research shit before you buy it, you'll get a feel. Let's give an example, ATNM and Microsoft, look into them and say how much confidence you have in either and where you think they're going in % up or down by monday. Then verify and see how close you were, repeat with different stocks and you'll get better at guessing.

>>20922857
I'm doing OK I think

>>20922836
TIME TO VOTE

>>20922857
I have IVR at 6.25..... thats about it

>>20922905
The chosen one needs to buy. Only then will the prophecy come true.
Bog protects.
>>20922906
>My confidence is at ATL
Same, go on
>I have not capitalized on ONE significant trade since I started and the only thing I seem to be good at doing is stopping my losses instead of making gains
Why not just trade on blue chips or QQQ going up?
Write some bull credit spreads on QQQ or buy and hold MSFT for example.

>>20922942
sell naked calls to me

>>20922836
https://www.strawpoll.me/20704460

So? WHEN?

>>20922941
American but I know roughly how it works for foreigners. You have to give a bunch of paperwork but Ameritrade allows all the same shit for the mostpart. Options are allowed on an options account, which you set up along with a primary stock account. You'll need a bank account setup in order to do options, that way they know where to take all your money from.

>>20922949
Hayasaka best girl

>>20922930
Workhorse. This chart is like 2 months long kek

>>20922943
Are you the same guy who keeps shilling ATNM because of some "groundbreaking" research it's doing when the company is almost out of money and will file for bankruptcy within a year, shilling aside?

>>20922987
Nah different guy, I'm just pumping and dumping it. Who gives a shit about if a penny stock is a good company, you're retarded if you actually hold any of them

>>20922983
Call or shares? Make sure to buy more calls for the mid august pump

>>20922974
Do I need a margin account to do covered calls and buying calls/puts?

>>20922836
I need a list of ten trades with maximum augustus memetic magic

>>20923003
Shares, and one whole call. I don’t know if I wanna fuck with it again however.

>>20922969
>implying JP won't unleash the FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE.

>>20922974
Im a Euro. I have the same rights and regulations as Burgers.

The only difference to a US account is that I had to send in a W8-Ben via email to be freed from US taxation. Took 5 minutes.

>>20922961
I was holding TQQ but was unfortunate enough to buy before a big selloff and I never bought the dip
On paper I should have millions right now but the reality I've learned is that I see risk before reward and end up losing money

>>20923076
>On paper I should have millions right now
lmao don't we all

I think we'll get a dump if some of those virus cure candidates fail. In the meantime things will go up once congress gets off its ass and passes the 2nd check bill. Hope that'll be next week. Right now with all the shit in limbo everything is just at a standstill.

>>20923076
>On paper I should have millions right now
Me too dude, let's write a letter to Buffet-san about it.

>>20923109
>Shit is in limbo right now
Except all my stocks of fucking course (mostly pharmacy stocks) which are all down like 6%.

>>20922969
>tfw no one chose later this week
OH NO
I HAVE TO SELL EVERYTHING ON MONDAY/TUESDAY

>>20922905
It already happened. The second leg down was the stimulus package approval. US M2 money supply has increased 20% since February, if you're not up >20% from pre-crisis highs you lost buying power in real terms. When you see the S&P hitting "new ATH" just multiply that by 80% in your head.

Daily reminder dividends are not your friends.

>>20923109
Disagree, if the candidate fails there will be another, and another, and another.
Even if there aren't more viable candidates, you and everyone else will be told that there are.

>>20923164
why cause of taxes?

Daily reminder

>>20923109
>lemmings spend their second stimulus on PMs because those are in the news cycle now

>>20923164
I want to lick her vagina if you catch my drift.

>>20923204
I hear you loud and clear

>>20923186
>he doesn't take advantage of the depreciation of luxury vehicles
>he doesn't drive last year's model for a year then trade it in for a newer old model
ngmi

>>20923198
You honestly think that this is the limit for PM's?

>>20923228
>He doesn't short the new car

>>20923186
i have a used shitbox but i like shitboxes too much that I'll prob buy the new Nissan Z *new* when it comes out, and I'm too much of a germaphobe to love a used car. Heck even my used car right now was just a one-owner car, and at least it was from some local news reporter chick (surprised she drove manual) and im surprised the idiot dealer left all her personal info inside the glovebox, like all the old docs and shit with her full name. VIN also matched her work history working as a reporter in different cities.

Nissan Z though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqOLRJi7nU

>>20923246
No way, even without a 2nd stimulus driving more normies into PMs, we are just starting a crazy bull run due to the destruction of the dollar and prior suppression being overrun.

>>20923252
>was worth 200k new

>>20922942
No, buy some puts instead. Limited downside, 100x upside

Shorting Apple tomorrow is literally free money.

>>20922942
Buy SPXS/SPXU, short SPY

>>20923311
>dub dubs
Eternal Metal Bull Run confirmed
>Quit my job this morning, said forever
I would hold my head up high
Cause I need metal in my life
Just like an eagle needs to fly

>>20923355
The car as a status symbol is rapidly declining desu
I dont really get why people pay more than 20k for a block of metal that brings you to work or to the gym.

>>20923422
10k is my limit for how much to spend on a car
what does 20k get you that 10k can't?

>>20923252
Shorting the car is owning a dealership

>>20923437
a new car

the cheapest new car is like 13k

>>20923446
I don't want a new car

>>20923422
what else you gonna spend your money on when you make it? At some point you gotta spend it instead of letting your ungrateful grandchildren inherit your money

>>20923283
Buy cars with only 7k miles. The first owner didn't like it but paid for the drop

>>20923465
If you can't quit your job then you didn't make it. Working is literally not making it.

>>20923376
At least he's got a job

>>20923465
I want to get divorce raped and end up with nothing but a dog and a bag of clothes like my dad before me

>>20923422
Only drug dealers pay for the car in cash most people just lease it and the dealer buys it back cheaper and resells it its less about being a status symbol and more about just having nice things
It becomes a status symbol if there were only like 3 made and they all sold for like 20 million
>>20923437
More taxes

>>20923525
I bought my first new car with cash just because I had saved a lot and had no idea how much more money I could have made with it by investing

>>20923443
you could also buy the car salvaged and sell the parts online or rebuild it and sell it at a discount

>>20923465
Im already mid six figures
I usually spend my money on budget travelling and sometimes food. I buy cheap Chink phones, rent the cheapest apartment around, use furniture I got for free and dont really mind when someone bumps into my small car.

I dont need money. I just think line going up is nice. On some days I earn more in premiums than I spend in a month tbqh
>>20923525
A mercedes or porsche is a status symbol.

>>20922836
big dick insider here
stack up on DVN frens, earnings are gonna be interesting

>>20923541
meant to say new cars but yeah they are depreciating assets and even if you spent 600 dollars on a shitbox unless there is value in restoring it to like new its unlikely anyone will ever pay more for the car than what it's actually worth

>>20923465
>ungrateful grandchildren inherit your money
The key is to not divide it equally like a cuck
You give it all to the one that pleases you the most

>>20923558
Thank you, Bogdanoff

>>20923437
A bigger car. When you drive around a lot or have children.
Not saying I need it, I have the cheapest I could get, just saying that I see the reason for buying them.

>>20923469
>Buy cars with only 7k miles. The first owner didn't like it but paid for the drop
no you dont understand, a new shitbox is a passion.
i don't want a used car that who knows what the fuck the previous owner did do it (redlined or drifted too many times on a track or something, or too many mods)

there's also the chance that the Nissan Z cars are going to be a limited run because no one buys manual cars anymore. Like the S2000 is an extreme example but those shit are more expensive than they were new because of ricer mentality. It's also difficult to get good deals even on more common used shit like WRX STIs precisely because of that ricer mentality.

once i have a 6-digit job, yes im going to fucking splurge on a $30K new car. DOn't fucking stop mee!!!

>>20923659
It should be evident by your inspection how the car was used, even just looking at the owner will give you a clue. Buy any 90’s/early 00’s Saturn/Honda/Toyota if you haven’t made it yet.

>>20923642
I get that people take pride in their vehicles, but I don't understand those guys who are accountants that do zero manual labor but drive f-650 mini monstertrucks

>>20922857
I've learned a lot though...

>>20923721
The worst are the 45 year old house wives that drive some SUV tank and have absolutely no skill at controlling it.

>>20923737
Forgot pic

whats apple gonna do tomorrow? is this shit even gonna pull back or is it going full tesla?

>>20923737
what did you learn....

>>20923642
I bought a big van/suv thing (vulva xc90) for 10k
no reason to spend 20k

>>20923758
Panic selling is bad 9/10 times

>>20923758
>vulva xc90

>>20923774
that's a good lesson to learn

>>20923754
Profit taking from Friday then a pump on Tuesday
>>20923753
>used to think that paying attention to the news and what analysts expect matters
>realized I'm just buying other people's bags
We will make it my brother

what do I do with 10k on Monday?

>>20923774
Was getting caught part of your plan?

>>20923376
Damn you gonna suck my fucking xkck faggot.

>>20923695
i already have a manual used shitbox i got for like $5K with only one previous owner. I expect it to survive 5 more years before I get too tired of repairing it, not even going to bother repairing the AC anymore since it's not worth it in Canada (more gas mileage to coping with no AC).

I'm thinking about the future when I finally land a comfy 6 digit job. If a $30K new car still isn't within my means by then, then I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with. A car isn't a status symbol to me, it's a hobby. I watched too much initial D as a kid and I'd even like to go tracking eventually (nearest tracks are like 5 hours away though)

>>20923880
Short that monkey lady.

>>20923880
MSFT is probably going to end up buying TIKTOK so I'd be loading up on long MSFT positions

>>20923204
what did he mean by this

>>20922857
I lost all my money in one day on VIX calls
I though it was gonna be the day of 2nd crash

>>20923928
UVXY has been eating my fucking lunch too

>>20922836
ONTX will make me a hundred thousandaire EOY

>>20923928
Have you recovered

>>20923985
Financially: Yes
Emotionally: No

>>20923005
Calls and Puts are options. A margin account lets you trade at a margin, aka borrowing the broker's money instead of waiting for yours to settle.

>>20923910
I thought Microsoft and ByteDance paused the talks about the TikTok buyout.

>>20923910
why would they buy something trump is going to ban

>>20924020
Yes, I just did a bit of research earlier, I just want to be in lvl 2 options I hope TDA allows that for non USA clients

>>20924033
yeah good lookin out

https://www.wsj.com/articles/microsoft-and-bytedance-put-tiktok-talks-on-hold-after-trump-signals-opposition-11596312611

>>20923918
semen demon

I had never considered this 400 IQ investment strategy.
Thanks reddit!

Any of you use IB's client portal to trade and manage shit?

>>20924089
This has to be satire

>>20923968
>ONTX
P3 fail

>>20924112
no, ive given up on TA and just focus on fundamentals in this market

>>20924171
>TA

>>20924089
I see this al the time. People "diversifying" for the sake of diversification, not for the sake of buying into a good company.

>>20924040
>trusting Trump
Trump is a bullshitter and his opinion is irrelevant to me and even if the deal doesn't go through Facebook is supposed to be releasing their own version of TIKTOK so either way it goes i still feel both routes lead to green

>>20924112
looks like 15 year old tech

>>20924171
>TA
Huh? It's for placing your orders and getting tax statements.

>>20924190
>He doesnt use esoteric tools to determine markets

>>20924165
All the big name pharmaceutical stocks will P3 fail the first time.

>>20924112
Impossible, it's broken beyond any use. Hell, I can't even click the elements, I have to tab + spacebar for that. Just use tws. Horrid as well, but infinitely better than the portal abomination.

>>20924089
80% of the market is correlated around 4 or 5 of the biggest stonks so I no longer try to diversify and just buy when Amazon is down and sell when Apple or Google is up

>>20924269
Will Nasdaq continue to suck up all the gains should that happen?

>>20924315
No because a chinese company will lie and say they passed P3 and will get a huge moon before people realize it's a hoax.

>>20924165
no faggot the results kept getting delayed because the patients wouldnt die because the drug worked so well

>>20924268
Is the mobile app any better?

>>20924328
I hate that I can't deny that this is a very plausible outcome.

Where are my airlines Chads?
Its sales season again, gonna buy some Lufthansa cheapies and watch it go to the moon in the next 5 months

>>20924291
Yeh I think you could shut your eyes and pick 3 or 4 random NASDAQ-100 stocks and in a 3 year period you'd do better than the diversification memesters.
Who the fuck can do his DD and track 10 different stocks in multiple industries?

>>20924254
>Forex
>Neptune
What a hack. You only need Mercury and Saturn. The rest is just retarded.

>>20924360
Bought in a couple of days ago, I think I'm going to see alot of red before I see green

>>20924377
>>20924254
> Not using your own personal birth chart to understand how astrological movements impact you as a person
> Instead using global scale movements
NGMI

Apple is going to 400 a share on Monday. you guys did buy puts, right?

>Oh shit, bitcoin finally at 12k! That's crazy
>Dumps 13%
The guy that bought yesterday is probably not happy

>>20922857

Nah. Remember, don't baghold.

I think Trump is against the China company owning Ticktock cause all the user data. Not against ticktock itself. It's who gets to see all that user data that's got trump all fired up. What ticktock does is immaterial. If ticktock's owners were U.S based no one would bat an eye.

>>20924599
Well duh, that has been the talking point for a while now matey

>>20923437
A Kia rio gets 41 mpg highway with a 6 speed standard for 14k. It comes with a 10 year 100k mile warranty. It’s a zippy little shitbox and the price is solid.

>>20924479
>Not using both
Shiggy diggy

>>20924599
Only the CIA and NSA are allowed to own all data Americans create! Remember not to buy any Chinese products because their hardware backdoors aren't "our" hardware backdoors.

>>20924553
Nah i've learned not to bet against apple, but I do have a ton of cash to buy after selling some of my slv calls Friday

>>20924588
>past week
fucking how

Anyone here day trade futures? I’m interested but nobody talks about it.

>>20924646
I really like when [our rich] control my life and not [their rich]. We cant trust [other side] after all!

>>20924599
Trump only cares right now about what would increase his chances of a re-election and he's probably opposed to it because he doesn't want to sound like he's changing sides and being wishy-washy on his china policy
Remember this was a man who decided to re-open the economy when we were only a month into this whole pandemic. You can't honestly believe that everything he says is correct

>>20924570
How the fuck are you supposed to determine the swings in BTC? I was swinging $100 yesterday just for something to do and I have no idea what you're supposed to reference to guess where the price is going.

I drive a 2014 Corolla. The car will outlast me baring some accident. Only has 65,000 miles. I drive just 100 miles a week. Or did. From march till today I've spent 110 on gas thanks to our virus pal.

>>20924707
take a risk once in a while

Election will be fun. Lots of stocks going on sale because Biden may or may not raise corporate taxes.

>>20924714
>thinking the chink virus is dangerous
This thread is for people with internal monologues.

is everything going to crash like in march tomorrow ?

or is it just another monday ?

>>20924707

I was up on BLNK Thursday and when I saw it going down I sold and put that into JMIA Friday

CLSK my average cost is 4.43, I've been holding that because there's analysis of it going to $10+

Also, since I don't have that much in RH, I only put money into 3 stocks max. I don't spread it out too much.

>>20924743
Corporate taxes are really missing the point here. They're trying to punish rich people. They do it in a bizarrely backwards fashion. Even the super rich people don't necessarily make a lot of income. I think we may someday see a return of taxation in the old style, a literal wealth tax.

>>20924767
What makes you think it will crash tomorrow?

>>20924767
This monday is the day
My NASDAQ puts and VIX calls are ready

>>20923355
>$4,000 above market value
>fair deal

I feel like cargurus has been nerfed and there's barely any listings. That or their alogrithim for searches is completely retarded

>>20923437
A car that isn't a shitbox. 10k will get you a 90k mile civic or corolla base model. Or a 2011 Jeep Liberty which isn't even a Jeep.

>>20923659
Enjoy your clapped out West Wing bodykit circa 2003 RX7.

>>20924628
Kia is the new Toyota. Honda is the new Ford.

>>20924743
Not corporate tax. He's talking about raising taxes on all capital gains. That includes UNREALIZED gains as well. It's an insane tax plan, and I'm shocked not many people are flipping out about it

>>20924790
Call it a hunch

>>20924743
Taxes would need to go up regardless of who wins since we just spell well over 3 trillion on fighting the kung-flu so i think a raise in taxes makes sense if it will create more jobs and get the economy back to post covid levels

>>20924806
lol watch everything go up again....
clown world

>>20924710
I don't think a lot of people here trade futures, but they sure do love posting gold/silver futures here

I bought $1000 worth of crypto last night at the top AMA

>>20924861
What coin did you buy?

>>20924836
We havent cared about the economy for months and wont start now.

>>20924836
priced

>>20924715
line go up fast?
definitely go down soon.

>>20924836
Beat expectations == bullish

>>20924836
Le priced in.

>>20924861
Doesn't even sound dumb. I think a lot of people are going to move to BTC since the dollar is so weak. I just get uneasy about investing in BTC because it's magic money and incredibly volatile. Plus LOL@ 3% transaction fees and already starting negative

>>20924872
Split it amongst eth, ltc, and bch

>>20924808
Alot of dealers probably either went out of business or had to downsize but last I looked there were like 6 to 10 listings nationwide
>>20924765
>its just a flu
>do not argue with me because I KNOW that it's just a Jewish deep state global psyop
Don't make me post the chart

>>20924933
Should have bought cripple

>>20924767
>one pearl
pathetic
besides, her maj would never let it happen

>>20924743
His tax plan says he'll raise it to 28%.

Stocks generally go down when there's a change in presidency.

Still won't go down that much, because of JPOW.

Stocks will only go down when:
1) Virus mutates and kills young kids
2) Fed Raising Interest Rates

I don't see 2 happening, but 1 has a good chance because this virus is far more contagious than the Spanish Flu and thus has greater odds of mutation. How it will mutate is anyone's guess.

>>20924836
Priced in.

>>20924715
It’s a fugazi, fugayzi, it’s a wazzy it’s a woozy, it’s fucking fairy dust.

>>20924954
So let's imagine that we got a trump win in November wouldn't this mean there would still be a slow recovery in the economy?
And the US would be deeper in debt and considering how Trump is handling the China situation it's almost guaranteed to end in a military conflict which may or may not have a good outcome on the future
I'm getting Bush after 9/11 vibes with this trump win

>>20924349
It's far worse.

If they can create money out of thin air to keep things afloat during the virus rampage then they sure as hell can create money out out of thin air to tackle the debt burden. If jacking taxes is the "only" way to pay off the debt then perhaps they shouldn't have created all that money in the first place. The whole thing's a joke. You can't go "oh our debt is to fucking high, we can't spend money" to "let's just toss 6 trillion out the door to fight this virus" on a whim without it being called what it is; a joke.

>>20924925
BitCoin will eventually have hedge fund considerations as time goes by. It'll be less thought of as a speculative asset and more in the ball park of PM's.

Hell, PM'S and Crypto both rising is evident enough.

Apple will pullback tomorrow and the rest of the week. Fully expecting to be around $390-400 at time of split

>>20924942
Which chart? Increasing death rates? I’d like to see it. But somehow I just know you’re talking about some generic, statistically-irrelevant “OMG THOUSANDS OF NEW CASES” propaganda that’s known for scaring npcs.

Honestly I don’t give a shit how many people test positive for a virus thats only slightly worse than the flu for the elderly and considerably safer for everyone else.

>>20925039
these next few years will be political and economical shit shows. People will learn there's no free lunch, and debt is giving up the future for the present.
tech will still do fine.

>>20924925
>3% transaction fees
ETH is cheaper, faster, and has turned out to be extremely versatile. This is why ETH is taking off now. People are just now realizing this. Also LINk hype.

>>20925039
>covid
>trump
>war with china
For any lurkers. Place your bets around exploiting people like this. This type of person is prey for wall street.

Yooooo I didn't realize there was already a tvix alternative in the form of tvixf. What's the catch?

>>20925156
Never heard of it

>>20922857
lmao poofter faggot

>>20925039
Markets will be happy that no change in presidency happened.

There will not be a military conflict involving China until this virus stops affecting the economy.

Congress will not pass war time spending anytime in the next year GUARANTEED. Trump is Anti-War. He's Pro-Business. Always criticized Bush Jr. for his military involvement.

Raytheon and other defense stocks are not great stock picks. Rather have Disney & Southwest instead for easy 2, 3x gains than maybe transition to defense once everyone receives their mandatory vaccine shots.

>>20925162
Nevermind, it's just tvix: delisted edition. It trades on otc until 2030 but isn't managed anymore.

>>20924836
No one gives a shit about your made up metrics and statistics. Green line go up.

>>20925068
Put your attention to October. If this virus mutates, it'll mutate in October. Pay attention to who's dying from the virus. If it's younger people, it's going to be a SHTF situation. If it's older, than it'll be business as usual.

>>20925251
Boomers are the ones in charge so I highly doubt that

>>20925224
GREEN LINE XPLODES UP

>>20925118
If that were true, it wouldn't have risen at the same pace as BitCoin.

It's just inflation taken place is why we're seeing Crypto activity RN. ETH is just hoping along for the ride.

>>20925274
It doesn't matter. If young kids start dying, Trump will be pressured to lock down again by the Mom's of this nation...and since it's election season, he'll have to.

>>20924951
Imagine giving the queen a pearl necklace at that age.

So why doesn't Ameritrade have a profile chart like Robinhood? That's fucking retarded I can't see a chart of my gains/losses over the months/years

>>20925355
Yeah if actual children start dying, but millennials and zoomers dying nobody will give a fuck

Who excited for the Covid microcap biomeds to blow over so oil becomes the hot
Ticket. OAS and PACD to the moon.

Should I keep paying my student loans? I’ve been taking advantage of the interest freeze until September 30th. What are the odds that we’ll get student loan forgiveness?

>>20925355
isn't there bound to be like a few kids gonna die from this ?
theres millons of kids in all 50 states
at least 10-15 will die statistically
just by schools reopening

boom SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN AGAIN

GREEN LINE GO UP
clown world

Weekend /smg/ is straight retarded.

>>20925425
Not really, kids are widely unaffected by covid even more than normal people are, and for normal people it's literally just the flu.

>>20925388
That'll still matter. For my workplace, we rely on Zoomers loading up packages in trailers. If Zoomers don't show up, it'll mean no Amazon. Also applies to McDonalds, Kroger and Walmart workers.

>>20925401
>Loan forgiveness

Aren't they federal loans? Why would they bail you niggers out especially with GDP being in the dump?

>>20925401
No chance at all. Those loans have been packaged into bonds and sold. You have to pay them off.

>>20924776
Whats your opinion on JMIA for this week?

>>20925451
Maybe we should be outside?

208th for big Monday crash

>>20924836
>This isn’t even true.
>Its more like 10%.
>This was better than expected.
>It’s already priced in as everyone knew this

>NET
>HBP
>CHGG
>KLAC
>KGC
anything else for tomorrow?

Kids can be carriers though. Virus leaches on a kid. Kid contacts Mom & Dad. Mom,Dad get infected. Dad goes into the office. Virus spreads like crack. Teachers get infected, well you get the point. Try getting a bunch of kids to keep a mask on or social distance. It's hard as hell getting the little shits to do much of anything now.

Is O a good REIT? What is your favorite REIT?

>>20925467
OK that's THIS current strain. October will likely bring in the Slanty Eye Virus 2.0 just because it's far more contagious than the Influenza virus. Whether it's weaker or stronger depends on who's dying around Halloween. Older (strain didn't change much, less deadly and likely more contagious), younger (strain became deadly, turning immune system against host like Spanish Flu).

>started investing last month
>notice many others are starting too
>basically newfags like me are flooding the market

this wont end well...

>>20925605
STORE Corp (STOR) its basically O but with a lot more upside.

>>20925594
But that doesn't kill kids, that's the point. Nobody cares about zoomers and millennials. Only boomers and kids matter.
Another thing is that nothing's opening, it's all remote everywhere. And schools are forcing kids to get vaccines in order to be allowed to attend online classes. No surprise to those of us in the know though.

>>20925628
Go be a doomnigger somewhere else please.

Mondays will never crash. Never trust a thursday tho.

>>20925605
Don’t have a favorite. Holding WELL, OHI, and stocking up on BPY. They all had a drop in price when wuflu hit but dividends not effected (yet). Good time to buy just stay away from retail space REITs.

>>20925638
20something boomers like us losing babbies first 3000 dollars dont matter
>>20925695
Monday is now national pump day Im afraid. Tuesdays are where they get you now.

Thinking about shorting Disney at monday close on a 8x leverage.

Thoughts?

>>20925638
We will just move your money from your pockets to ours. Nothing personal

>>20925638
What'll happen is stupid pump and dumps will become prevalent and lucky winners will take their cash elsewhere or lose it all like the wsb retards they are.

Someone give me a QRD on the pros / cons of these tech ETFs comparatively. I'll provide what I think I already know and just correct me

>ARKK
Meme tier actively managed ETF small / mid cap
>VGT
Boomer tier, large cap
>QQQ
A mix of the above 2 ETF minus the riskier holdings
>TQQQ
Triple leveraged version, when its good it's good when it's bad you'll probably literally lose everything. Great if you like to have an anxiety attack a couple times a day

Is it worth holding all 4?

>>20925661
Zoomers, Millineals and Kids have healthy immune systems. If it affects one of these groups, it'll affect them all.

>>20925467
>>20925594
>>20925628
wasn't there like some crazy CHINA SEEDS spreading all over the US just a week or a few days ago ?

Rona 2.0......

shits fucked brehs

>>20925744
Disney is priced in at having bad earnings, no point in having either position.

Go with Peloton instead. Calls.

>>20925628
wasn't there some crazy CHINA SEEDS going around all 50 states ?

just a few days ago....
rona 2.0
kills the kids dead too....

>>20925862
Those seeds turned out to be just agricultural seeds.

Likely to be part of an Amazon review like scheme.

>>20925744
Bettin against the mouse. Risky, but might be the only year possible.

>>20925847
TQQQ & ARKK are must haves. SOXL might be good, but I don't know if there's some overlap....

>>20925066
Posts like these make me more confident that stocks can crawl higher.
People yell tech bubble day in and day out, but people are still expecting corrections and are still analyzing valuations relative to normal times. This sort of skepticism makes me think that we're still in the infancy of a bubble or that we're not in a bubble altogether.

>>20925948
No, they didn't. The story updated again.

Some of the seeds are noxious invasive weeds that directly inhibit crop growth, like amaranth.

>>20925954
ExxonMobil is in a similar position and had a terrible Earnings Report.....only lost 1%.

Go with Peloton. Much more volatile and their crazy sales are not priced in.

>>20925861
Good thing it doesn't affect any of these groups then.

>>20926033
and when planted they grow and spread rona pods....
nice

>>20924836
Yeah I'm sure the stats that got released before the weekend close matters a lot to tomorrow's open

>>20925847
No. Go 100% TQQQ if you want to invest and forget. If you want to more actively manage your funds. go all-in TQQQ, but rotate into VXX when VXN is high, and rotate back when it goes down again.

>>20925995
This bubble will only pop once the FED is gone. Bubble will keep growing bigger and bigger until then.

Tech Titans:
Apple & Amazon

Tech kiddies:
Microsoft, Nvidia, Google, Facebook.

Gonna buy more apple on split day. Cheap apple.

>>20926170
I'm gonna buy as many puts as my broker will let me because the price will from $400 to $100 per stock.

>Buy, let's say, 100 puts at $400
>Stock splits
>Each of the stocks (let's say 4) is now at $100
>Now have 400 puts, 100 in each
>Sell them for $300 per put
>Make $30000 in a day

>>20926033
Ok? Good thing they were sent to random normies and not gullible farmers.

>>20926054
Current strain, yes, even if I don't care about this strain.

October strain is anyone's guess.

>>20922857
>tfw

>>20926278
You must be a genious, holy shit :O!!!!

You're going to be rich!!

>>20926278
great idea anon, be sure to use leverage too

Does anyone here also do index funds on top of trading or buying individual stocks? I have 200k in VTSAX, but I'm bored of it and just want to play with individual stocks. No reason not to be tilting more towards tech stocks since they're like 60% of the market growth anyway

>>20926278

>>20926311
Lmao! Always want a follow through about that crazy person who lost EVERYTHING.

Will apple dump monday or keep climbing

New Fag in stocks Virgin galactic 85 percent of my portfolio I’m I fucked ?

>>20926121
I own 3 out of the 4 tech kiddies (not FB). It is 87% of my portfolio.
Should I start checking my account every day just in case this whole thing crashes?

>>20926414
You should have sold the second their reveal was a virtual render, it's not going that high again until they get their FAA license.

>>20926339

I started investing back in January (bad time to get in) and had some VOO to start. Through the crash I DCA'd in until my cost basis was low enough to eventually break even and actually make a little.

It really just depends on your time horizon. An S&P index will almost certainly be more valuable in 10 or 20 years than it is now, and at that point the compounding might put you in a safe spot for retirement assuming you're averaging in through all those years. It's like talking about the difference between 1 and 5 million. When you're 65 years old you'll probably do okay with an inflation-adjusted $1M.

My time horizon is a bit shorter, because I'm probably going to kill myself before I get old. So I want quicker gains if I can get them, but not so quick that I have to gamble it all for a moonshot. As you say, tech is the best play for that. I wish I was smart enough to have thought about investing in online retailers in March or April, thinking about how the digital economy would change. I was lucky enough to get into MSFT and AAPL before Apple's big break on Friday.

>>20926311
This looks fake. Explain yourself.

>>20926278

>>20926436
You're fine, tech will stay in its bubble.

Amazon & Apple just puts the others in shame it terms of earnings. True Chads of Tech.

https://www.strawpoll.me/20704460

later this week then?

>>20926480

Took it from a WSB post. It was apparently a calendar spread. I don't know the exact details but I think Robinhood has a "bug" where it improperly determines the value of one of the "legs" of the spread (look up calendar spreads and spreads in general for more on that), and yields an incorrect balance. From what I understand the bug only happens during off hours, which is why that one Robinhood kid killed himself on a weekend.

>>20926480
Maybe it's similar to how Robinhood's shitty coding that hasn't fixed a display bug for 5 years now caused that kid to kill himself lmao

>>20926508
>No "Never" option
Fed has full control.

>>20926311
paper trading account
dont be so gullible next time

this is what's going to happen
>green Monday
>green Tuesday
>crab Wednesday
>blood red Thursday
>doom pit Friday

>>20926508
based sentiment researcher

>>20926339
Yeah. I use SWTSX (same thing as VTSAX) as my core holding. My stocks other than DAL are all long term holdings that I plan to keep and pass on after I die. The upshot is I won't really need the money those stocks generate so the gains and divvies will just pile up over the next 60 years.

>>20926534
unless Fed can print back 33% of GDP they're still screwed in the long term

this is our new /smg/ mascot.

>>20926281
Do you know what invasive means?

There is a strain of hygrophila (certain group of stem plants that can grow underwater) that is banned from selling across state lines due to aquarium hobbyists throwing clippings down the drain, the clippings making it out into the wild, then spreading outward. CCP goal was to cause an invasive species problem to directly harm our crop production

>>20925638
just buy tech lol.

newfags literally brainstorm between buying oil, retail stocks, fucking FORD and GE, utlities, etc.
tech being overbought is overblown, people are scared off because dot com crash 2.0 when it's a completley diefferent situation andm fudnamentals are edoiffernt

>>20926441
Should I just hold until Branson goes into space

>>20926569
I hope so. Just the crab wednesday sounds shitty.

>>20926611
that's a cute bat

I hope that all of you escape from stocks on time

My broker won’t let me do anything Monday because it’s Canada day. Fucking Christ....

how is REFR going to do during earnings?

>>20926687
>no Canadians will be spared
based Bog

>>20926680
Go back to shilling pajeet coin

>>20925381
Its listed under the esoteric and highly confusing name of " My account: balances". Obviously requires a 140+ IQ to find so dont feel bad about being a retard.

>>20923422
>>20923437
Cars offer so little utility for the overall expenditure of them. Really anything over 10% of your net worth being spent on a car is fucking retarded. All these fucking millionaires driving around in their 2018 Altimas must have really made it

>>20926591
>unless Fed can print back 33% of GDP they're still screwed in the long term
Gonna let you in on a little secret, brother.

They can.
>>20926738
In Europe you dont even need a car in most bigger cities. A 365 day ticket for all subways, busses or other means of transportation in Vienna is 1€/day for example. A car just makes zero sense here.

>>20926722
More like I won’t be able to sell off and will be stuck bagholding. Thanks Wealthsimple.

>>20926626

There’s something about the tech sector that makes a lot of investors and swing traders say, “Nah, it’s too good to be true, too easy, contrarian investing is where the real gains are.” I think that rather than the entire sector or the entire market being in a bubble, bubbles emerge within the market and within sectors, and periodically pop. Some tech companies are very speculatively valued, frankly, but overall the growth and financials of megacap tech companies are completely real.

It’s the classic thing about how hard it is for people to understand exponential growth. Traditional industries never had the means to adapt or evolve as rapidly as modern technology companies, yet people think of tech as just another bubble like all the other industry booms that came and went. Just isn’t the same thing.

>>20925638
You should just invest using simple methods like a 1-3 prong portfolio. You only need three kinds of investments:

-Total Stock Market/S&P 500 index fund (largest position -- at least 60%)
-International Stock Market index fund (2nd largest position -- could also take up to 40% if you prefer more risk)
-Bond Market index fund (smallest position -- don't go more than 15%)

>>20926716
nobody knows. thats why people like to hold the run up until the earnings release and sell BEFORE or buy afterwards if an opportunity arises

>>20926808
Do not advise people to buy bonds right now. Bonds are not a hedge and are not a long term investment in our current environment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaJ-Djwfr9M

>>20926868
>Zero Bond Yields Virtually Everywhere
The only reason why people aren't rioting is because they don't understand it.

Is oil done?

>>20926808
Based Boomer portfolio.

Kodak and Hertz is where the money is at. Boomers never learn.

>>20926932
Should I buy tsla?

> A senior executive from AstraZeneca, Britain's second-largest drugmaker, told Reuters that his company was just granted protection from all legal action if the company's vaccine led to damaging side effects.

If you take this vaccine... you’re an idiot

>>20926961
You WILL take the vaccine goy.

>>20926950
LIT

>>20926868
That's why I said a 1-3 prong portfolio. It's really up to the anon to make the decision as to what they should invest in based on their current scenario, what their goals are, and how much risk they want to stomach. Would I prioritize bonds? No. I would make sure to have at least the lions share in stocks.

Personally I am invested in VTI, VGT, and VXUS in my brokerage account. My IRAs/401k are all target date funds mostly made up of US large equity and international equity. Very few bonds in those portfolios.

>>20926961
>Doesn't understand it will be government mandated

You'll have no choice anon. Wear the mask, take the vaccine!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>20927006
My 401k:

100% S&P 500

>>20927031
This. But it won't be government-mandated, it will be corporation-mandated and government-backed. Corps won't let you go back to work without an ab test proving you have had the vaccine. Meanwhile, they will fire you if you don't come back (of course). As a result, you will take the vaccine or starve to death.

>>20926961
kek, i'm sure it will be FINE and have NO side effects, oh, all the elites and politicians aren't taking it, don't worry they just want you to have access to this miracle first

>>20922954
Lol i have ivr at 2.70

>>20927000
Hell no, and I will make sure everyone in my immediate circle stays away from it as well.

>>20927031
They cannot force someone to take a vaccine against their consent and then grant the vaccine maker full protection from legal claims. I’m a lawyer — that’s unconscionable. You cannot force people to consume something manufactured by a private entity against their consent and then take away their right to sue that private entity.

Coronavirus has exposed thousands of years of economic and legal theory going down the drain.

So Friday is when the next jobs report is released.

If the jobs report is pretty bad, amazon stock price would be relatively unaffected, right?

>>20927111
see >>20927087
and lmao at thinking anybody cares about the law.

>>20927087
Yeah this is going to be one of the first trillion dollar lawsuits 10+ years from now.

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>>20925355
trump doesn't have authority to lock anything down. It is, and always was, the governors who did that

>>20926932
I heard they're pushing the same shit in Ireland. How nice of them to push everyone into buying luxury vehicles.

>>20926924
But they are rioting
>HE WUZ UH GOOOOOOO BOI N' SHIEEEETTT