/biz/ - Business & Finance

The real market isn't buying it.

PRPO WEEKEND PUMP IS COMING

DONT MISS OUT

>>20874717

BUY HBP RIGHT NOW

The absolute country of Bearland

>>20874733
So you can dump your bags because you bought at the top of a P&D lmao no

>now trick them into FOMOing everything into the weekend.
>good. Come Monday, domp eet.

>>20874696
guess I don't have real gains too

>HE THOUGHT AAPL WOULD REACH 425

>>20874717
>>20874726
I really fucking need to get a pharma/medicine buddy who can tell me what the fuck anything means.

Gonna go try get an apprenticeship in the field just to understand anything at all.

just a bunch of retards FOMO in AAPL. three stocks literally holding up the entire NASDAQ right now, this is not good

>lost $80 FOMOing into TSM this morning
>sold at a $80 loss
>buy back in after the dip
>actually might make up that loss before close
thanks taiwan

>>20874665
>happy happy birthday from all of us at biz!
>we hope you have an up day, cuz you’re a market whiz!

I SHORTED APPLE AT 410 THINKING IT WAS AN OVERREACTION BY THE MARKET AND THAT IT WAS RIDING THE FOMO TECH WAVE FROM AMAZON AND FB BEATS BUT NOW IT'S 425 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON PLEASE STOP GOING UP PLEASE

Dont look now fud niggers a certain someone is about to crack 425 you fucking pussys

>>20874665
Went all in on gold and SQQQ. Am I gonna make it bros

>>20874767
Yep, you would be correct

HMMMMMMMMMM.........

>>20874751
YOU'RE A LITERAL FUCKING SHITBRAINED RETARD IF YOU THINK SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE POSTED ON SMG TO BE ABLE TO SELL
END YOURSELF
SMG CAN'T MOVE A STOCK A FEW CENTS

A guy at my church is offering me 1000 shares of TQQQ to marry his daughter
She is a nice girl would be a decent wife but I kind of feel the amount of TQQQ he is offering is a little low and quite frankly a bit insulting
wat do?

>flipped from hard red to flat on the day in 10 minutes

Today was a confirmed fake and jewish selloff

I knew I should of got calls on Apple, fucking bogs

>>20874830
ANON TELL ME WHY. IS THIS ABOUT THE HURRICANE OFF OF FLORIDA. GIBS DD

Fuck Jerome, fuck his fake and gay pumps and fuck tech.

>>20874783
Based greenies. Well done anon.

>Apple calls

A word of warning: Apple is going to swing a LOT after hours. Like, maybe 5 dollars or more. Don't get scared if you're holding.

>>20874823
>implying I'm playing with monopoly money
>implying the dollar going down means that I'm not going to be richer than you
back to your crypto scams my friend

>>20874870
SOURCE: DUDE JUST TRUST ME

>4
>2
>5

>>20874823
Zoom out faggot

APPLE 425

h-having a little trouble breaking the day's high on the NDX bulls?

>>20874771

>>20874904
Should still see 450 before the split though right? Even 435 I'd be happy

>TIM APPLE WINS

>tfw just FOMOd into Apple
>0.25% gains already
Nice.....

I bought one share of AAPL AH yesterday thought it was dumb. Holy shit.

>>20874823
So, how did it inverse today?

Thanks for the green day, Jerome. Sorry you had to be called into work.

>>20874941

Nobody fucking knows. I think it might, but I just don't know.

>>20874903
it just breached $425, going to gap up on monday with all the pre market magic, based timothy cock

>>20874946
Soon half of each sector will be one of three companies

>>20874941
>>20874904
>A word of warning: Apple is going to swing a LOT after hours. Like, maybe 5 dollars or more. Don't get scared if you're holding.
Why would it fall? Isn't the split going to raise it or is it priced in?

>NASDAQ moons while Russell 2000 eats shit again
This old rerun again.

>>20874978
You can't price in retail jumping on AAPL when it becomes ~$125 a share.

A lot of WKHS buy orders just went up bros..

>>20874937

>>20874946
AAAAAAAA FUCKING FUCK
WHYYYYY DID I SET A LIMIT AND NOT JUST BUY MARKET
FUCKCKCKCK!!!!

I'M REALLY STARTING TO HATE STOCKS

>>20875008
holy shit they sure as hell did

Oh god I'm coooooppoppning

Daily reminder that this is way, way worse than 2008

woah Apple just broke

>TQQQ finishes at 119 from 113 during the power hour run-up
>AAPL runs up all day and ends above 425
Jesus fuck..

DING DING DING!

I call this pattern "buy the dip"

the state of bears right now

When are NIO earnings report

>>20874896
This wasn't a pump...

I have no right to be upset but I feel like a retard not buying the Apple calls at 405 this morning :( my best day ever though :)

>>20874696
Literal automatic losing trade to buy those. Fuck off.

What the fuck? Somebody just bought 123K shares of AAPL at 410.80 after hours. Was that an option being exercised?

>market closes
>”Okay moishe, put the market back to the actual price”

Does ANYONE fall for these kike shakeouts anymore?

>>20875068
REEEEEE

WHERES THAT RAT FUCK, IM GOING TURN HIM INSIDE OUT

>>20875073
How come it didn't change the price, damn

>>20874830
And you are a delusional bagholder

>>20875073
That was Bridgewater

>>20875068
Good job dude

Kodak had the wrong idea all along. It didn't need to get into crypto if it just turned its stock into one instead

>>20875096

For a moment it changed the AH price on Webull, but it barely held for 10 seconds

>>20874832
>A guy at my church is offering me 1000 shares of TQQQ to marry his daughter
>She is a nice girl would be a decent wife but I kind of feel the amount of TQQQ he is offering is a little low and quite frankly a bit insulting
>wat do?
Does he have another daughter he can include as a hedge?

>>20874665
When is TSM gonna go above 80 again? Asking for a friend

Fine. Stocks only go up. It's at least better then cash. But you had better but a fucking gun or personal security with your gains.

>>20874830
You keep holding those bags bro. Might as well just sell for a loss rn.

>>20875067
It was literally red all day until the last half hour. If that's not Jerome's trickery, I don't know what it is.

monday will be amazing because mondays are always green. You are holding TQQQ right anon?

>make 5 times my daily salary shitposting and holding tech stocks

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up .62% today, pretty good if lagging the essypee. Very strange price action today, seemed like a solid rejection of Wednesday's high but then no, bounced right back through thick and thin volume alike! XOM doing better than CVX is unexpected (at least 2 me), GOOG being down is interesting too. Nothing particular insightful to say today kekkies
This week we're going to the Romano's in Cincinnati, Ohio!

>>20875147
Being red even though the only relevant companies on earth just had a blowout quarter during the worst economic circumstances in modern history is the jewish trickery.

>>20875076
I'm trading SPY and SPXS weekly since the big crash. Daily shakeouts and jewish trickery are too much for my mental health.

lol

>>20875160
Yes!
Gambled on some SQQQ puts too just for fun

>>20875170
DOWN 50% OFF PRPO TODAY

UP 400% OFF PRPO NEXT WEEK

Reminder to swap out your USD for gold/silver or, equivalently, fractional shares of AMZN/AAPL

>>20875143
>>20875103
YOU MIGHT WANT TO ZOOM OUT RETARDS

>aftermarket and “futures” are legitimate trading vehicles goy, trust us, we dont use it to fuck retail since they can only trade during market hours

>>20875204
you wish retard

>>20875178
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REAL

>>20875065
>When are NIO earnings report

>>20875170
+10.7% from AAPL's EOW runup. :) My portfolio is about 70% AAPL from the stocks I got there for working 2 years.

>>20874665
ONTX closed above a dollar for the required period to become NASDAQ listed. I been telling you Kings about this for weeks.

Expect some green on Monday. We made it. It's time to launch to the moon.

>>20875136
here retard:
>>20875242

holy shit I just wastched The Big Short.
i woulda watched this meme sooner had i known ryan gosling and brad pitt was in it.
Almost as good as Moneyball. Actually fun to watch.

>>20875170
+0.01%
the bull of the day is BGS

bought 9 shares of AAPL @ 422.86. am i gonna make it?

>>20875170
Up $19. I'm holding some TLRD through its possible BK announcement.

>>20875160
Holding a bunch of apple, yes.
And YOUR FUCKING WELCOME

>>20875170
Up 0.25%. The summer weekends are so fucking boring with the restrictions. It seems like the second wave is starting in my country, I just wanna rave for god's sake

>>20875134
>When is TSM gonna go above 80 again? Asking for a friend
Monday pre-market.

>>20875172
this week was great trickery week
you could have randomly bought SPY or SPXS and still made money

>>20875288
Yes, great investment

>>20875134
>Buying over 80
Why? Did you not see it went up 20% in the last week?

>>20875306
That would be awesome

>>20875285
Brad Pitt isn’t in it?

>>20875170
8.98% today.. over 100% this week..

After losing literally my entire profile on MSFT calls I'm now emotionless and don't care anymore about FOMO and whatnot. Options destroyed me and options will redeem me.

>>20875178
Works on my machine

>>20875170
im a beginner. rollercoaster week

FINALLY BROKE GREEN TODAY

>silver moon mission after markets close
handrubbers.jpg

>>20874665
Where do we open on Monday?

>>20875286
This was a very strange week :/
VIX is acting so stubborn and so many earnings were kinda mixed but it wasn't as frightening as I expected. I'm not sure what's going on o_o

>>20875345
he's the guy who i thought was old Mark Hamill or something but it was actually Brad Pitt
I didnt even recognize Christian Bale with the hair he has in the movie.

>>20875285
The section to explain the concepts were off-putting imo.
Just create an economy professor character and make him explain them organically to somebody else.

>>20875351
Show full chart brother.

>>20875366
Welcome back brother.

>>20875354
Gains are gains. The average investor loses money.

>>20875380
The nose knows!

>>20875293
Jesus why. Please tell me you didn’t blindly follow Burry.

>>20875428
oh yeah, i forgot even selena gomez was in the movie.
I definitely still like Moneyball over it.

>>20875438
Can the nose explain why the DXY is climbing,

>>20875332
I did and bought it anyway because the PE ratio and dividend are fucking fantastic especially for the sector

PRPO GANG
RISE UP

>>20875419
>>20875380
yeah markets are fucked atm
I'm long gold and silver with spreads rn and continuing to sell premium. Got out of my tech stocks after earnings. My results this year has been phenomenal.

>>20875479
Everyone wants dollars to buy more shares of AAPL

>invesco funds divvy day
Based

>>20875163
teach me your ways oh elder one.
+$460 for the week on an account currently at about 2500. Anywhere where the grass is greener?

>>20875478
moneyball is one of my favorites

>>20875042
Tell Emil I love him!
Also, spot on

>>20875495
You still did very well anon

>>20875492
Is it really that simple? Oh well.

>>20875366
mind telling me what you use? I like its format

>>20875495
Pick companies with a track record if growing earnings consistently. Set up a moving average or two to give trend signals. Buy things when they start going up and sell when they start going down. I use 1 hour candles. That's literally all it takes to swing trade

>>20875420
Oh yeah you’re right, totally remembered it wrong. I should go rewatch it

>>20875598
What screener do you use?

>>20875279
>ONTX
Phase 3 fail

>>20875434

>>20875483
bagholder cope

>>20875495
>Already beat yearly returns of the average investor by about 100%
Nice

>>20875619
Finviz. I also scalp stock recommendation services for an easy +1 to 3% trade that only lasts 5 to 15 minutes.

>>20875479
It can't only be red. It will take a half year until it gets really bad.

T
CMCSA
SWPPX
SWTSX
GE
AAPL
KO
RTX
KDP
DAL
VIACA
IBM
MSFT
WFC
KHC
DIS
BKR
INTC

SWPPX getting sold monday. Don't really need it since SWTSX is my core holding anyway. Nothing to do after that but let the gains and divvies pile up. Thanks to our virus friend.

>>20875649
10k by EOW.

>>20875619
embarrassed to even admit cause noob but cashapp. For a beginner its ok but im sorta learning now how to ride this bike without crashing it & I wanna use a diff platform. Anything that lets me afterhours & not etrade?

>>20875332
hold it for 5-10 years and watch TSM turn into a world monopoly of cutting-edge semiconductors.
trying to time the market already fucked me over when I waited too long (in the $65 range) to average up on TSM.

now im thinking fuck it. Intel shitting the bed just basically made TSM's world domination more certain. GlobalFoundries have already ditched the race a long time ago, and now Samsung is the only real competitor now. Meanwhile CCP thinks they can magically join the race with SMIC just by burning money into it, especially when SMIC's mindset the whole decade previously was to focus on meeting the demand on dinosaur chips. If it was that easy to join the race seriously, Intel wouldn't be in its current state.

just sad that this isn't gonna be the +400% gains Kodak stock gave some lucky insiders. Ultimately just modest safe and slow gains.

>>20875649
holy fuck bro, don't give up, you just have to repeat this week twice you got this

>>20875170
Up $700, 29.95% on the week. All overnight Spy calls.

It is literally impossible for PRPO to dip below 3.00

>AAPL first place in robinhood popularity ranking
>+30000 today
based

>>20875686
wow fr? case your wondering btw how it sorta materialized. OSTK & W

>>20875696
Me and my PM's will be waiting.
Side note: the human mind is not meant for both 50 hour work weeks and only 6 hours of sleep.

>>20875743
Thats what I like, slow and steady gains

Oui, he bought PRPO?

>>20874665
This is the top
Prepare for the fall

WTF, TSLA is being manipulated! It dumped the last two weeks right before options expire. It'll go right back to 1500 on Monday.

I feel so tired...

>>20875652
But, I'm just a degenerate gambler. The bagholders bought yesterday. Bless their souls.

>>20875798
Pump it PM Monday to give him hope. Then, take it away.

Kek, Apple will do the split. Then this winter when folks blow all the free Govt green on new 5G phones they'll merely do another stock buyback. So in effect the "new shares" won't really be available anymore. Then 10 years from now (maybe) they'll do another split. By this point 6G will be the new thing everyone wants cause how else will you handle the 9k video bandwidth suckage on your phone..

>>20875772
Think about how high it'll be when it's 4x cheaper.
Millions of Robinkiddies going to buy a share of AAPL.

first day on the stock market
made 20 dollars

>>20875706
>>20875753
ty friends

>>20875772
im surprised TSM didn't end up pumping even more with the AAPL news. I guess we're just back to crabbing for a long time.

I lost $30 on NAK & NKLA. Yes I buy meme stocks.
Wkhs made me a little money.

>>20875743
>just sad that this isn't gonna be the +400% gains Kodak stock gave some lucky insiders. Ultimately just modest safe and slow gains.
Can you imagine what will happen once Robinkiddos finally discover TSM?

I got 20k to invest. Why shouldn't I just go full into amazon? It sounds too easy.

>>20875931
How many times have these analyst been wrong this year? Its 2020 it's the robinhood zoomer market. These are the same faggots who said oil will never fo negative

>US credit rating went negative

p-priced in?

>>20875900
Congratulations. May you win millions more.

So you can just hold TQQQ forever? I got a warning about it when I bought my 1 share

>>20875969
Go full Apple anon, you will be rich by winter.

>>20875998
source

>The anon who went $200k into AAPL is up $12,500 already and will be writing 20 covered calls every single week when they split
The rich get richer..!

>>20875956
Still holding all 3 btw.
Hoping one will PUMP in the next few weeks and cover my losses

>>20875998
Ooooh, gib link pls anon.

>>20875965
i doubt they will because the """communist""" label on it scares them, and you'd need to do DD to actually understand the significance of TSM's advantage in semiconductors. Like the regular person isn't going to know TSM is actually ahead of Samsung even if Samsung is going to get 3 nm first. Why would the market care about transistor density
last i checked it's not even top 200 in robintracker

>>20876001
That warning was written by jews that want you to invest in a mutual fund and collect management fees until you die.

>>20875998
idk just broke on CNBC

>>20876018
His asshole

>>20875931
No goy, gold is overpriced, may I propose you some WFC instead?

>>20875969
make 120 put spreads on WKHS 12.50/14.50
you'll bank 4k a week

how do i write covered calls. i just bought a lot of apple

>>20876018
>>20876033
https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1289297207212912640

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA

>>20875743
>Meanwhile CCP thinks they can magically join the race with SMIC just by burning money into it
STAHHP
It's literally the only hope they have now, they're going to be hacking firms and stealing IP and bribing Dutch chip firms...
"Beg, borrow, or steal," China's favorite seems to be steal.

My concern is how decoupling with china will fuck with chip producers, and how likely it is that china will start fucking with taiwan.

>>20875965
They haven't? Are you sure TSM isn't on the robintrack leaderboard?

>>20876035
>the """communist""" label on it scares them, and you'd need to do DD to actually understand the significance of TSM's advantage in semiconductors
kek do you think they needed to understand the fundamentals of AMD or Nvidia too?

>>20874828
I'm looking at something and I don't understand it. What am I looking at, anon?

>>20876001
You can, and in the past 10 years, if you did just that, it turned $100k into nearly $4 million. Literally just holding it after buying once.

huh

>>20876001
Stocks only go up, silly.

>AAPL +$5,840.60 (10.47%)
WHO ELSE FUCKING WON TODAY

Denny's

July results
3+ Sharpe
33%+ returns

Doombull style of portfolio

AHHHHHHHH FUCK THIS, LITERALLY, EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS TO RED, FUCK THE RAT KING ALSO, MADE MAD RETURNS ON TESLA BUT SINCE THEN BEEN CURSED TO FUCK UP ALL MY STOCKS

FUCK YOU RAT KING AGAIN

>>20876131
Everyone who isn't a child here and bought apple years ago.

>>20875877
Mon. Bogdanoff, make ze call

I plan to hold my stocks long term. All but DAL & my SWTSX fund. Hold them for life. Reap the rewards of divvies when I'm an old man and then give my heirs a nasty shock when my will is read. "The old perverted fuck actually had money".

>>20876068
Thank you

>>20876035
> robinkiddos
> due diligence
They won’t worry about all that they will just notice “ooooo line always go up”

>>20876062
>$24k risk for $4k a week on WKHS instead of $24k risk for $3k a week on AMZN
Too risky my man.

Is HTBX a good buy? If they get a grant for their corona vaccine I could see them pulling a KODK.

Congrats to all winners anons, I'm so happy I shilled you this.

>>20876163
Pretty much, been holding AAPL since 08

>>20876086
they gonna pop Monday?

Where my AAPL bros at?

>>20876272

>>20875419
Its called the golden bull run

>>20876087
>They haven't? Are you sure TSM isn't on the robintrack leaderboard?
Currently #249, beneath such “meme” stocks as APA and WM.

>>20876086
fuck it, I'm buying a share at least
I can't keep thinking "I'll wait for AAPL or AMZN or LULU or SHOP or AMD or NVDA to dip"

I should just do what everyone else is doing, buy big tech and then do literally nothing except maybe sell covered calls.

Though, this visa dip...

>>20876309
>WM is a meme stock
I hope that's sarcasm

>>20876272
sup

>>20876262
Definitely if it goes through. Not sure what the term deals are, going to see what I can scrape. Buying MSFT at 200 dips just in case

>>20875042
>linear chart

step your game up Snider, jfc

IM NOT PRICED IN YET

>>20874665
What do you call this pattern

My attempt to sell these calls at $0.07 have been unsuccessful. This is the penance that I must serve for my hubris.

>>20876345
>tfw Microsoft calls to supplement my Apple calls

I'm glad to be unfucking myself by purchasing a Boeing call a few months back and holding it till I lost 75%.

>>20875588
That looks like robinhood to me

>>20876372
Prepping the bull(run)

>>20874781
Nobody who isn’t retarded buys Apple to sell it. Shut the fuck up with this retard speak

Overweight Gold Miners, TSX:KL up 7.05% today

two years ago people were saying apple had peaked, that it was dead. Where the fuck are these people now

>>20876428
>selling a 2 trillion dollar company that is also one of the world's most respected companies

shiggy

I bought 1 apple share today. Cause I was like fuck it. I'll get 3 more when the split happens. Actually a bit over that due to the divvy. There's one last divvy payout before the split.

>>20876386
You need to seriously reconsider you options strategy if you thought buying a call with a strike 50% above the current price was a good idea

>>20876328
What is a covered call is there something in the OP that explains this.

Googled and all the terms around don't make sense to me i guess i don't really know what options are either

>trump signed executive order for china to sell Tik Tok to Microsoft
madman

dooobie doobie tend tend tend

>MSFT 205
Are we going to get a MSFT moon for once?

Yea fucking Robinhood kids with their sneakers and baseball caps

>>20876547

>>20875170
+0.32% today, which isn't great, but more importantly I'm +5% on the week; which makes me happy given its been a rough month. Looking forward to next month.

>>20876579
I hope so m8

>>20876437
I own PM and tech. I'm getting two bites at the dollar destruction apple. I hope the fed keeps printing forever

>>20876386
wow

Serious Question.

Do I throw approx $1500 into AMAT?
Or has the peak reached?

>>20876452
Right here saying the same shit. Dead product pipeline and squandering goodwill and brand prestige by producing mediocre products with slave labor and selling them at huge premiums. AAPL is a sinking ship, and they will eventually pull an INTC. Maybe 4 years maybe 1 year maybe 10 years. But it's coming.

I hope MSFT does a stock split. Seems the good stock splits don't happen much at all anymore. Shame really. Just think if KO or DIS did a stock split... Watch those divvies grow like crack.

>>20874771
???

>>20875969
AAPL, MSFT, GOOGL, FB, DIS, AMZN

>tfw got APPL for $404 this morning

shame I didn't have more cash on hand only could afford 3 shares...

>>20876452
I personally never used, nor will I ever use their overpriced products/apps....but that's only because Android is superior in all ways.

>>20876656
that's still not how it works, please do some research

>>20876642
I really want to buy too, another one where I took profits wayyyy too early.

>1986-1988 The good times are coming to an end as talents left Salomons and mortgage bonds became commoditized (partly through Salomon's own invention of CMOs, or Collatorized Mortgage Obligations). New products are being invented such as IO/PO, which increased levels of speculation on mortgage bonds. Andy Stone lost 250 million at Merryl Lynch betting on PO. Ranieri was finally squeezed out in 1988.

>mortgage bonds became commoditized

What does it mean?

>>20876547
Anyone look into his Pharmacy Executive Orders about how the US can buy CA meds and also bypass the middlemen? Someone's gotta be making out like a bandit

>>20876656
This is your average divvie retards IQ

Am I the only person here that has lost money on CLSK?

>>20876695
>DIS
They seem perfectly valued and have been at this number for years if you disregard covid

I don't see them growing much now?

>>20876695
Not him but you sure with those tech hearings that happened, and they're already some of the most valuable companies

Anyone got a list of the most anticipated earnings of next week?

>>20876758
They will gain value

>>20876131
>bought the Apple dip last week
>Can't fully enjoy it, because I bought the top of some shitty casino that went down 20% and now i'm bagholding

>HBP up 7% AH
did I finally get one right?

>>20876752
Disney will be a long hold until a vaccine. I'll throw in a price target of $200 to $250 by 2022. Disney+, inflation & surge of tourists to Disneyland resorts after vaccine should pump their stock up.

Plan on buying in once this virus mutates in the fall & obliterates their stock price.

>Indices end green after dipping
>portfolio does not
>ETF's that are supposed to track indies do not
>lose even more to weakening dollar
>bonds take a shit

fuck my shit up

>>20876512
I bought the first call at $1.42 a month ago and thought that TQQQ would follow the climbing pattern it had the previous 3 months. Then I bought more to get my cost average down when it didn't. I should have just left well enough alone and eat that cost. I could have bought calls a year ahead and that would have been a much better idea. I'd like to think that I won't always be a drooling retard when it comes to trading.

Gotta get them tendies.

>When you realize all this gnashing and crying over pennystocks was never worth the time and it's just better to buy megacap tech stocks because they will always go up because we all visit this forum on a piece of technology

I'm only buying FAAM stocks from now on.

the fuck is happening with aapl and how far is it going to rise?

>>20876799
>High BP
no, you need to take your blood pressure meds.

>>20876799
I am also riding it since yesterday, after seeing that someone bought 500k shares a few days ago and a week ago out of the blue. After the kodak bullshit I'm looking out for this shit now

TENDIES FOR ALL

>>20876904
when are you trying to exit? I was thinking monday at open because I just got burned by PRPO and KNDI in the same fucking day

>>20876884
how's 3000 EOY sound?

>>20876884
it's gonna keep rising until the stock split

and then it's gonna rise more after that

>>20876910
....except for niggers

>>20876980
Post split

>>20876947
I think it really depends if the retail horde latches onto it or not and like complete retards pump it like PRPO, otherwise probably at $3 or $4

>>20876986
But why? Since when do splits increase stock prices?

>Stocks Rose but the Energy Sector Is Burning Out

>A pair of worse-than-expected quarterly reports from oil majors fueled declines in energy shares on Friday, even as the broader stock market climbed into the close of trading.

Where are the oil and tanker bros? I haven't seen them in a while.. kind of miss them..

>>20877014
Because retail traders trade smaller, AAPL at 100 is more accessible than 400.

>>20877014
I don't know, you tell me.

>>20877014
Since Robinhood exists. What's keeping a lot of people from buying AAPL is the $400 price, since they think they can't afford it despite fractional shares being a thing.

>>20877014
Increased liquidity and less barrier to entry. Nothing else though, but investors tend to like splits and dislike reverse splits, so the price usually follows because of that.

>>20877014
Extra liquidity and cheaper options, the hidden risk is FOMO fags who get scared by the split and don't know what's going on with the price.

>>20877003
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We RYZEN up.

>>20877014
Literally I would go in on amazon if it was cheaper. Think about that.

>>20877137
We do.

Daily reminder

>AAPL going to hit 430 in AH
I really think we can see 450 on Monday... jesus christ..

>>20877164
when the fuck is Amazon gonna do a 10:1 split, I need that shit in my veins

>>20877083
>>20877082
>>20877060
>>20877051
I mean, I'm not complaining. I'm turning a $1200 loss into, at this rate, $4-$8k gain. Stock does whatever before either kind of split I'm aware of, but always drops after, and only around reverse splits have I see violent moves like these.

Beyond Meat Earnings Wednesday....

Are they going to rape earnings anon's?

Really had to fight the FOMO for apple today, but I must get in, I must make easy money

>>20877190
>>20877164
If Amazon does a 30:1 or 40:1 split to $100 a share, it's going to skyrocket SO fucking fast - Bezos doesn't seem to like swing traders and only wants long term holders though. That's why there hasn't been a split for Amazon in the past 20 years.

>>20877176
nice

Explain why somebody would suddenly decide to buy 500k shares of some penny stock
And 8 million volume today
and robinmemers and stockturds doesn't know about it yet
Hopefully it keeps pumping, already back at $2.6 AH

>>20877202
I will not invest in cuck burgers

>>20877202
No. Their shit wasn't selling even when meets were out of stock everywhere.

>>20877164
you don't have a broker that offers fractions/slices like robinhood or Schwab?

>>20877202
They're going to crab - $BYND hasn't really seen explosive growth which is what its original run-up anticipated. You're literally better off buying Apple calls or Apple shares.

>>20877207
It’s not FOMO if it’s smart. Literally it is never dumb to buy Apple. Now is a prime time because that shits gonna be skyrocketing

>>20877207
Apple is always a buy. You can still get in now. All eyes are going to be on Apple this coming month.

>>20877236
Gives me hope for the future yet.

>>20877214
When you can't buy Kim or Shego, so all your gains are essentially for nothing.

>NWL

>>20875644
Nice try bobo

>>20877238
I'm too scared to buy fractionals. What if they charge a fee? No thanks I'll just buy something else

You all own silver right?

no coiners pic related

They should’ve never made robinhood. Fuck this clown market

>>20877238
>>20877365
I don’t buy fractionals because I’m autistic and every number has to end in .0

WTF dude I just found out my broker will liquidate my apple position instead of splitting. Is this common practice?
If I wasn't so addicted to charts I could have easily missed this and gone months without actually owning the stock. So much for compounding passive gains.

Holy shit, I'm actually feeling euphoria. I don't know if I should trust this feeling anymore. My heart tells me the Giga-Bull is here but my brain is staring at the carpet.

Shit.

I want invest in blockchain technology but without buying all the meme cryptos.

Can someone please recommend me a stock thats using/associated with blockchain technology?

How many shares of Apple do I need to get a petite gf

>>20877370
I have miners, they're all up between 11% and 52% since I bought them.

>>20877370
I own silver stocks. My father still has a few kilos in the attic. Brother bought 5 ouces of gold because I told him.

>>20877416
That's a child.

FUCK IT I'M BUYING MSFT AND TSM

SOMEONE CONVINCE ME NOT TO KEK MYSELF

>>20877365
just read about whether they do or don't charge a fee?

>>20877401
Call your broker angrily, that's not supposed to happen at all.

how many of you took a business class in high school or college and how much would you say it helped you with investing?

I recently got $50k to invest for someone

If you had this money I had where would you put it next week?

Give me some good options to trade.

>>20877442
Microsoft is buying TikTok so seems like a good buy to me.

>>20877255
>>20877268
ill probably end up buying on monday, kicking myself for not pulling the trigger this morning

>>20877442
9 shares here. Eh, go ahead, just curb your expectations a bit.

>>20877453
it's just a rumor right now, what happens when it doesn't pan out or they have to overpay?

>>20877435
In the anime she's 19, okay?

>>20874771
CEO of Publix bought $2 million worth before the pump. It's going up.

t. Insider with a guy who is good friends with him.

>>20877471
>>20877471
>>20877471

>>20877450
30k QQQ
20k SOXX

Then it depends on broker and margin costs. Just hold indefinitely. If you want to take more risk replace % of QQQ with TQQQ and % of SOXX with SOXL up to your personal risk tolerance.

>>20877450
All in on TQQQ.
Can't go wrong with that.

>>20877468
Buy the rumor sell the news.
It's fucking Microsoft, what's it ganna do, crash to $50?

>>20877450
Upwork, 17.5 october calls. Gonna blowout earning next week

>>20877370
Some smaller miner positions.

>>20877449
It made me want get into investing, however most of what I know about stocks (so nothing) I learned on my own research

>>20877462
I'm just so fucking upset for all of the time I thought I would wait for a pullback in apple, amazon, amd, microsoft, applied materials, nvidia, marvell, etc. etc.

>>20877435
have you ever met anyone who looked like that, at any age?

>>20877450
If it's someone else's money then go full boomer on it, minimum volatility and maximum exposure.
Options are literally the last thing you need.

>>20877220
Is that all you have to go off of?
Could be hurricane speculation, on top of a completely dried up lumber supply, on top of a recent deal with Lowe's.

>>20877243
>>20877236
>>20877230
I agree with you anon's for now. But the Karens of the world are going vegan and I need their money.

Rent-A-Center earnings on Thursday. PUTS? No one is actually renting used shit....right?

>>20877442
These were the positions I would have taken today myself if it wasn't for the dollar falling, might still buy in monday if my UK stocks don't drag me down.

>>20877365
I dont buy fractional because I'm worried about liquidity

>>20877649
Falling dollar means stocks go up

>>20877646
It's a phase, they don't actually go vegan. If veganchick finds a carnivore man, she will go back to eating meat as if nothing happened.
Ordinarily puts on rent-a-center would be good, but I don't do puts at all in this market.

>>20877692
Yes but it doesn't outpace the exchange rate in pound sterling. In the US it means stock go up, but in the UK it means value in GBP decreases.
This small ETF position for instance is $2.25 up but barely breaks even.