/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck Chyna.

Did it dump yet?

Did anyone else see BLNK jump to $14 for a spit second? wtf was that?

Earnings whisper says: Google & Amazon @ 4, Facebook 4:05 and Apple 4:30.

SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW GREEN PORTFOLIO.

BY THE FORCES OF NATURE COMBINED,
WE SUMMON THE SPIRIT OF GAINS, THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF NASDAQ

FIVE MINUTES TO BUY PRPO AND DOUBLE MONEY BY TOMORROW

Quick, what are some EOD buys

Reminder that Q is a cult and anyone who believes in it automatically outs themselves as a gullible Facebook boomer

Also, buy the dip

REPENT

Nth for fuck rats.

>KODK jews deliberately burned puts with several days of POOMPS
>now get to burn longs, which are mostly boomers following LE TRUMP PUMP
Boomers are about to learn about pajeet PnDs
WAR WITH INDIA 2021

lel

Daily reminder that Amazon is burning cash, revenue up substantially though.

Only brainlets are afraid of a meme virus thats only slightly deadlier than the flu to boomers and considerably safer for everyone else.

Any black/Spanish men wanna destroy my guts or sext tonight?

Also, hail the rat king

Poland seems based, which polish companies should i invest in?

>>20843043
>people still doubting the EV meme
CLSK is next. It's going the route of WKHS and BLNK, with the exception of actually producing something

me like money. post ticker make line go up

>>20843098
post boipussy.

If dubs I FOMO into KODK

>>20843062
They tried to fuck with Wayfair & got shit-steam rolled. Amazed shit like that even slightly effects things

I SUMMON THE NASCAT TO DEVOUR THE RAT
NO BONKS, ONLY INDIGESTION

You've got 1 minute to sell everything. Shits about to get really fucking bad.

>>20843118
ROLL FUCKER

Amazon dumping

Nooo, LI what are you doing.

>>20843105
I went back into WKHS today after selling at $70. The $15-16 price floor was too stable to pass up. If a pump and dump stays elevated and stable like that, it wasn't a pump and dump.

>>20843003
update your fucking pastebin links ffs

>>20843120
How’s they get steamrolled? Snopes decided it was false and someone put ‘debunked’ in the wikipedia paragraph?

I should've listened to Rat King. Just fuck my shit up.

I was mentioning IPWR in the past threads, and my sell order scheduled when I hit 50% gains hit. Lel, made an amazing trade with this one.

>>20843152
>baggie says sell everything
Thanks for making me more confident in the HQU I picked up just before close.

>>20843062
the fact that these boomers don't get that Q was a meme from the get-go is fascinating, you can literally sell merchandise and these people would buy it

Facebook miss

Support KO,KHC, and KDP during this shat time. Surely you can add a bottle of coke, dr pepper and ketchup to your cart while your at the grocery now can't you.. P.S - KO is rolling out an alcoholic drink. Your loyal shareholders right.

HOLY SHIT GILD

>>20843059
HERE WE FUCKING GO LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL AFTER CLOSE PUMP ALREADY $8.
$12 TOMORROW PRE MARKET

I'm getting ready to start diversifying into stock. What's recommended these days? Single stocks or mutual funds/etfs? I'd rather have something I can DCA into passively so I'm thinking mutual funds. Any recommendations?

>PRPO
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .29%, but tha real action will begin momentarily! Rest in pepperoni California Pizza Kitchen and Mr. Herman Cain, a lil disappointed in KHC n K. Tha Qs are extended up while the Dow is way down, bizarre day. It all comes down to these earnings, jeez luis I'm nervous.

So bulls got fucked by VW and Germany today?

WOO WHAT A DAY!
PRPO WHAT A FUCKING BEAST

>>20843227
It's easy when you hold SOXL

AMZN MISS

>>20843227
Up 4.17% today and it feels great after two days of loss. Thanks ding-bro.

>FB
>AMZN
>AAPL
>GOOGL
Whats going to happen? Place your bets here.

>>20843198
The fact that literally just a tripfag larping turned into a mainstream scientology style cult is fucking wack and would be the weirdest part of 2020 if not for the rest of 2020

>>20843167
I meant Wayfair ran them over lol my bad

>>20843219
I AINT HOLDIN THAT SHIT NIGGA! YOU CRAZY? NEVER HEARD OF OGEN BEFORE OR SOMETHING?

>>20843225
Was it an IPO?

>>20843225
OOOOOOOOOOO HOPE YOU BOUGHT MOTHERFUCKER

>>20843059
oRDER WOULDN'T fill before close at 6.93.
MARKET CLOSES.
Price now at 7.99! Get fukt!

VIX sub 23 if the market is green tomorrow

>>20843224
3x leveraged ETFs have a high risk high reward. TQQQ is constantly spammed here. being going nowhere lately though. Tech as a whole look good for predictable gains in the coming years. Microsoft, Cloudflare, Nvidia.

Problem is, this is a very chaotic and uncertain time for the market so you may want to play covid-related stocks for the time being.

>>20843227
food is red and thus, I am red. *G Flat Pluck*

>PRPO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ROTH IRA THANKS YOU

>>20843227
up .19%

MY FB CALLS ARE PRINTING LMAO

>>20843227
I'm down $2 (0.05% lol) in my TFSA. I sold my QQC position after it recovered and added more TSMC. Cloudflare on a 6% streak and idk why.

Personal account, down $30 (2%). I was super exposed to shiny rocks and the shiny rock price went down, simple as. Sold my LIO shares, doubled up on PGM and SUNM, and spent my cash on buying the HQU dip.

>>20843269
I mean we had a /pol/ document written using digit posts sold to major media companies to be used as evidence that the POTUS committed crimes so

Man Tesla has been doing shit lately. I sold at a 2k loss that I promptly made back with OSTK

GILEAD HUGE MISS

that FUCKING ANON THAT BOUGHT PRPO AND SHILLED IT HERE BEFORE THE NEWS
YOU MUST BE FUCKING RICH NOW LMAO

FACEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

CANT KEK THE ZUCK

EAT SHIT NAACP

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20843224
I'm using SWTSX as my core fund. Total market fund. only 0.03 fee. Also got a few stocks. People bitch about the fees but here's my take; over 30 years or more you will blow so much money on splurge shit that it'll make what you fork out on fees during that same time span look puny as hell. Also your 401k has fees but that don't stop millions of people from using them.

>>20843227
0.17% up!
Canadian tire and my garbage boys carried the day green. Everything else is down but not much.
Eventful move, my single energy holding is -2% or so.

am i too late for PRPO

>>20843224
>What's recommended these days? Single stocks or mutual funds/etfs? I'd rather have something I can DCA into passively so I'm thinking mutual funds. Any recommendations?
Actively managed mutual funds are just vehicles to charge you fees. The standard low maintenance, low risk, good (not great) return, and low expense option that is diversified are index funds. Index funds are passively managed mutual funds that track some sort of index. 90/10 total stock market index funds/total bond market index funds will outperform a great deal of any micromanaging you or anyone else might do for you. Index funds are highly competitive with each other that works to your benefit. Vanguard, Fidelity, Schwab, etc. all have very similar options.
Consider a few single stock picks to make the market interesting for you. Of companies you know and like. But don't put too much in there (maybe 5% max of capital).

>>20843227
I have NO IDEA what just happened!!
None of my stocks show that abrupt plunge, and I can’t see any of my options doing that either...

The Pizza Man Cain, AND CPK? Sad.

OH FUCK I WAS GIVEN A WHOLE LOT OF CPK GIFT CARDS I NEVER USED!!!

>>20843351
Its been a nice time..

>>20843347
Wasn't that the original source for the piss hookers in the Steele dossier?

holy fuck after all that hate ZUCK got by everyone rich and in tech he SHITS on them

ZUCK WINS

*flick*

>>20843379
yes

>>20843003
Can you stop using Rat avatar? I want to see some cute cartoon girl avatar for /smg/ (except Kim Possible)

>>20843390
How did he do it?!?

Why isnt the market open 24/7?

NASDAQ
SAY IT WITH ME
NASDAQ

>>20843313
ILL JUST BUY THE DIP TOMORROW THANKS. HOLDING AFTER A MOON SHOT IS RETARDED.

>>20843390
>>20843362
Cant cuck the zuck. The most powerful Jew in tech.

AMAZON AND FB BEAT EARNINGS. HOLY SHIT

that TQQQ pop

kek

>>20843378
Will you go back in anon? I'm waiting for a dip below 70 to buy some more

down 2% bros it sucks

>>20843410
It's open 16 hours a day 5 days a week.

Bought NASDAQ Calls. How retarded am I?

>>20843404
Weapon used autism

TEE-KYOO-KYOO-KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ZUCC'd

>>20843420
THEY DID IT

THEY ABSOLUTELY DID IT

THE MAD LADS

>>20843400
Can we bring back coronachan?

WHY WON'T THE HOUSING MARKET COLLAPSE I JUST WANT CHEAPIES

RRREEEEEE

>>20843429
Yes

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK THE REST OF THE ECONOMY

MEGACAP CYBERPUNK TECH

*snorts*

>>20843420
WE PUMPIN TOMORROW BOYS

>>20843227
Didn't trade at all and went green by 0.67. Not bad, considering.

TQQQ mooning

ONLY GREENS TOMORROW
LET'S GO
LET'S GO
UNCERTAINTY? GONE

FB and AMZN rising up
GOOGL and AAPL better do well too

>>20843455
She's never leaving again

Good lord it looks like we won't plunge into the death spiral, thank god
>>20843328
>>20843376
Tragic day for the pizza industry, I unironical really liked California Pizza Kitchy (free bread b4 meal!!), haven't eaten at Mr. Cain's Godfather's pizza tho ;_;

im erect

>baggie said sell everything
>I said fuck baggie and bought leveraged tech
Thanks baggie, you're the best contrarian indicator

VIX TO 20 VIX TO 20

WE ARE MOONING

BULL RUN

WE ARE 80s JAPAN

UP UP AND AWAY RIDE THE BALLOON

What’s on the menu now boys?

Will Tesla rise off the news?

>>20843424
Im still in lol im almost uncomfortable showing my profit margin rn. I will say i own approx 22.5 shares. It will come back to earth but i still see 90+ by Nov/dec

>>20843492
Tfw im only holding msft

daily reminder that bears are gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

>PRPO
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What's this pattern called?

>>20843516
Sell boomer trash, midcaps, smallcaps
Buy more TQQQ

MOON MISSION IS A GO

>>20843516
Next leg up, buy any stock listed on the NASDAQ and you'll do alright. Buy megacap meme stocks and you'll do well.

>>20843392
*saves it for later and hopes the thread hits bump limit soon*
>>20843516
Bears.

>>20843003
You guys bought (((ZN))), right?

>>20843539
yes, yes bring on the cheapies

TO THE MOOOOOON

>>20843455
>back
She never even left, Anon.

>>20843539
Shhhhh it’s over for us anon, we’re going into the light

it's gonna be a damn shame when these AH tech gains dump tomorrow, it;s not over

Canadian Tire
HXU
HFU
HUC

Final Destination

>>20843542
"never bet against tech"

FB beats expectations

MSFT FUCKING GO UP GO UUUUUUUP

>>20843227
Down 5% fuck KNDI and fuck my stupidity.

>>20843502
Lost money probably in unused gift cards...
AND
my stocks got fucked and the stocks I sold and want to buy just ran away from me even further.

Man this sucks.
RIP hurriCain

Fuck I waited for money to come in couldn't get Apple, its going to 480 tomorrow FUCK I COULDA GOT RICH

lets see

With this pump I'm up 20% on Facebook. Time to sell shares?

>>20843459
if you're in Canada, you're fucked. The bubble's not popping yet and real estate prices have only gone up despite pandemic.
turns out the people who own a house still have their jobs, and the people renting want to buy a bigger house even more now that they're working from home. Cottage real estate increased too precisely because of being able to work from home, so it's not just real estate in the city that's been increasing.

dunno about america though, they'll prob crash with the rent crisis

WTF is taking alphakike so long to get their 10-q out.!!!

>>20843003
>Holy fuck guys Facebook and Amazon beat earning, we are going green boys!!!

Are you some of you dumb, or just delusional? The GDP had its worst reporting in two centuries, and you think two jew companies will save the entire market? The mental gymnastics to protect a failing line is astounding. Accept you're going to lose big or get out.

>>20843579
[Laughs in risk tolerance]
My only ragret is not having 2x leverage on my junior miners.

How do I trade aftee hours?

>>20843601
>selling stocks
cringe

and they're talking about systemic racism on the pre-call show that you can only see on their site jewtube. fuck this company, just burn it down. I wanna see a -20% from these fuckers.

>>20843609
China approval

>>20843625
>The GDP had its worst reporting in two centuries, and you think two jew companies will save the entire market?
FAGMAN IS the entire market. The market is saved by based FAGMAN from the stinky poopoopeepee economy.

So it’s time to buy APPL?

>>20843579
Stop this madness. Rebalence to 50% XIC tomorrow. You are worrying me. You are being UNSAFE!

>>20843601
>>20843634
>selling bluechip stocks that go up forever

>>20843625
You still don't get it. Jews from the Wall-Street sold your fucking country for AMZN and AAPL bags

>>20843371
probably
don't worry. tomorrow there will be another no-name stock to ride like a crack addict

>>20843625
Counterpoint. We've know this since March. We've been saying this since March. Anyone could see this would be the most severe real economy recession in recorded history.

But the funny line goes up, so I'll keep buying the funny line.

Wow that Tech crash was wild huh bros?

Jesus fucking christ Amazon

lol even F beat

Facebook is so retarded guys why won't big tech just die its so embarrassingly obvious they need to get broken up but they just won't, Amazon is going to make as much as the entire continent of Africa does in GDP in a few years but i-i its okkkaayy

>>20843546
ooo-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The tech bubbles is gone what do we have to do now instead of being braindead buy every dip experrt traders?

>>20843227
Jumped up to 9% when PRPO unhalted, took profit at $6 and now up 6% on the day. Sitting at +27% on the whole portfolio, feeling pretty good.

>>20843625
>He doesn't know about clownmarket theory
Anon I...

Amen.

Mother fuckers beat. Fuck this bullshit!

>>20843685
Facebook is more important than the entire continent of Africa

God damn FAGMAN dabbed on some angry boomers today
>bb-b-b-b-but MUH FREE SPEECH
Now they have to FOMO in or be left behind LOL

>>20843607
>Victoria BC
>$1300 for a literal fucking single bunk in a shared room with ten others
I'm fucking done

Oh NOW tech moons after earnings. The last two weeks it couldn’t do it, It just felt like crashing, but NOW it has no problem. Typical

>>20843227
Down 6%, my hands on PRPO should have been stronger but literally the moment my buy order filled it gapped down from 7.10 to 5.92. I put a stop loss at 5.50 and pretty much a moment later it gapped down again and my shares sold. I'm not gonna buy back in, no idea where this shit is going.
>BLNK dumping AH
GREAT

PRESS D TO DAB ON THE RATFAGGOT

>>20843459
what the fuck are you talking about?
go long on NAIL and shut the fuck up

>>20843710
Ouch!

>>20843696
>instead of
>buy every dip
You have no idea the powers you're fucking with

>>20843632
Webull

>>20843628
>PGM
Based. I sold it a while ago and went back in today.

>>20843661
No.

INTEL GO UP TOO I WANT TO BREAK EVEN FUCKING BOOMER TECH AHHHHH

>>20843685
Shut up faggot its Google WINS
Google just WINS wins wins no matter what
Everyones stonks goes up

TECH IS BACK
BACK AGAIN
TECH IS BACK
TELL A FRIEND

anons please. its my roth IRA. is PRPO going to be okay tomorrow morning?

>>20843733
Why did NAIL crash a few months ago?

>>20843678
+++

>>20843649
This guy gets it

I warned you flamers. The drop is coming. Sell your shit. Buy bonds, buy gold. The WORST gdp report in history, Abysmal jobs numbers, largest increase in national debt in history, election year. This Crap is teetering on pure speculation. Any downward momentum is going to blackhole this whole fucking market. GET OUT NOW!!!!

>>20843711
Nothing is more important than Africa. Literally nothing. If you offered me ownership of all of Africa or an empty cardboard box, I'd be hard pressed not to take the box.

>>20843634
buy low, sell high my jogger

Does it even make sense to buy Amazon now? Or is this just a quick pump

>AMZN
OOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PREPARE YOUR BONKERS AND FIND THE RAT KIND, TECH IS REACHING NEVER SEEN BEFORE HEIGHTS

Let's say hypothetically, my CEO sends out an internal email that all but confirms we're going to miss earnings. Am I legally allowed to short?

>>20843729
D
FUCK THE RATJEW

>>20843710
Be honest, you haven't even fucking touched the market for months. You're only here to shitpost and lie

>>20843729
rat king. RAT KINGGGGGGGG

>>20843628
>only non TSX stock is WKHS
are you ok???

>>20843766
THREE OUT OF THREE BEATS

U.S. TECH MOON MISSION

i bought 17 shares of AMZN at $176 when I was 15 years old :(

AMZN BROS WE ARE GOLDEN

Afraid of getting dumped on if I buy into tech now

>>20843768
Hot take: the GDP numbers are total bullshit just another government office trying to make Trump look bad
Andrew Yang predicted this, the companies that are making money are fewer but better
Therefore Americans need a new tax policy and freedom dividend

All the numbers are false BELIEVE NOTHING

>>20843799
w-wow nice diamond hands, anon, imagine if you had sold...

>>20843796
HQU is 2x NASDAQ

>>20843799
why are you frowny facing, you didnt fucking sell did you?

This is it bros, we’re all rich now.

Okay hot take though, everyone is expecting a green Friday because of amazon and Facebook earnings makes me think it's going to be blood red. It's a clown market RIGHT???????

Or is it only a clown market when you're argument is against bears?

>>20843765
possibly because all of its holdings crashed when the whole stock market took a shit? I dunno, just a guess. But you can see what it was trading at before that crash and look where it is now while knowing that the housing market is even better than it was before the crash because no we have hundreds of thousands of people trying to escape the cities to the suburbs and countryside

>>20843808
>2011: Afraid of getting dumped on if I buy into tech now
>2012: Afraid of getting dumped on if I buy into tech now
>2013: Afraid of getting dumped on if I buy into tech now
..
>2020: Afraid of getting dumped on if I buy into tech now
Alright then.

>>20843820
JPOW pumps tech bags by making the dollar both worthless and destroying safe havens like bonds
You going to bet against the Fed?

There's only a few bears left in the entire market now. You got what it takes AAPL?

>>20843781
Nope.

BASED FORD
AMERICAN STEEL
WATCH OUR ECONOMY ROAR
WATCH OUR COUNTRY HEAL

Ford Bronco, for happy family times. Its #1 just like America. Ford.

IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH THE AMAZON TRAIN
consider that jumia (african amazon) is mooning
and there are possibilities amazon is gonna buy it
already doing another +7% ah

AHAHAHHAH OH NO NO NO NO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RATFAGGOT!!!! This retard has been spamming for a week about MUH TECH CRASH and look at him now LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>facebook

>>20843796
That's my fucking around account, I keep it on the TSX to avoid Wealthsimple's USD totally not a commission.

Here's my TFSA, lots more US exposure.

>>20843788
I just lost 26 hundred on this fucking alpha jew shit.

>>20843820
nah, you're a layer behind. we expect green, so you expect red, but in reality it'll be green because you thought red

>>20843746
>buying a ""dip"" on a downward trend
good luck, you're not the only robinhooder wanting to at least break even
I'm sure you'll finally get your deadcat bounce in a couple more weeks though

How hard will my boys print tomorrow?

The secret to the best portfolio is covered calls. Every day feels great.
Stocks go up? Cool, I make money.
Stocks go down? Cool, I make money.
Its fucking MAGIC. Just stop being a greedy retard.

>>20843625
You're the one who is not seeing the clear picture here. Money doesn't give a fuck about the US. They care about results and profits and expansion and investment and $$$. If the US sinks but corporations make it through just fine that's all that matters to the stackholders - the people pilling up the money do not give 2 fucks about you.

>>20843844
Actually yes I am betting against the fed because when everyone goes bull the market dumps again. Clown market will strike hard tomorrow since everyone expects a green day.

>>20843855
Jewmia? Sounds like a winner to me.

>>20843855
Thanks for the heads up

>>20843841
Good point

>>20843867
im disappointed your semiconductor exposure isn't at least 25%

>>20843855
JUSTMONEYINMYSLEEPALREADY

>>20843855

Potential for x10 you think my boy ?

>>20843888
I wish brokers in Canada offered reasonably priced options. Wealthsimple offers none at all! How the fuck is selling a covered call risky? The maximum downside is that I sell a stock at a price I already thought was too high. It's no different from a sell limit, except I get paid to set it.

>>20843902
>Betting against the fed
>Betting against an inventory of roughly 1.8 trillion and counting
This guy

>>20843799
What is the end of this story, anon? Which Lambo did you choose?

>>20843855
>(african amazon)
Can you buy slaves?

Can silver go back up now too please

Why yes, I hold TQQQ. How could you tell?

>>20843894
>>20843885
>>20843860
>>20843854
>>20843762
I feast on cope and DELUSION, please keep feeding my big bear belly it's hungry.

HAHAHAHA HE'S FUCKING DEAD

S TO SPIT ON HIS GRAVE

>>20843948
>he doesnt know PM “bull runs” are to trap braindead boomers into a dead asset while stocks rise 10x more in any time period

Lol

>>20843919
Maybe when volatility dies down and I feel comfortable eating into that 30% cash and gold cushion. Picked up more TSMC today on the dip, feels good man. Average of $64 from purchases at $56 and $79.

>>20843933
In US you can even do covered calls in retirement accounts.

>Apple calls
>amazon calls

BLNK AND CLSK DYING AH WTF DO WE DO

>>20843965
Whatever tard good luck fighting reality.

60 seconds

Can Zuckerberg please just buy Twitter now, sue anyone who tries to make a competitor and then keep it offline forever to save the world? Maybe do one thing to get to Heaven?

Am I just handicapping myself because I invested so little? I didn’t know shit about stocks, so I only invested $500 two months ago. Just to get the hang of it. My high was like $550. My low like $480. But because I have such little cash (resulting in low amount of shares), all my stocks are essentially ride or die. Like I can’t diversify enough, nor can I stock up on blue chip stocks. If one share goes down, entire portfolio goes down.

Do I need to invest more?

I’ve unironically made more profit sports betting in the last week then I have in stocks in two months.

>>20843978
S

>Amazon Q2 Earnings Report

>EPS (GAAP): $10.30 versus expectations of $1.50 per share
>Revenue: $88.9 billion versus expectations of $81.24 billion
>AWS: $10.81 billion versus expectations of $11.01 billion

Yes that's right, Amazon LITERALLY beat EPS expectations by 680%. ALMOST FOUR FUCKING DIGITS

>>20843799
You were 15 you didnt have much money. Dont beat yourself up over it

>>20843978

>>20843979
PMs are seen as a hedge against inflation, and the Fed is signaling inflation, and the bond market is signaling continued economic destruction and long term low rates.

Whether inflation actually materializes or not, gold will go up until the Fed stops """printing""".

OOOOO RATFAAAAAAAAG

Lol why did I buy amazon shares after it already mooned today

>>20843855
Why on earth would amazon buy "The african amazon" when it could just make amazon.nig

>>20843839
Gotcha. I was on an exercise from January to April, couldn't follow the market or news at all. Didn't even know COVID spread out of China until I got back

>AMZN EPS 10.3 vs 1.38 expected
How

>>20844001

>AMZN 3500
>AAPL 400
>FB 300
COMING RIGHT UP

AAPL DICKED EM DOWN

I vote to remove google from fagman, and replace it with something else

>>20843978
S

>>20844016
Yeah $500 isn't really enough to do anything but gamble with. Any safe investment just isn't worth it, because even if you double your money in a year you've made a whole $500 in a year.

>didn't buy tqqq today
>didn't buy tqqq yesterday
>stuck holding bags forever

>>20844045
CAN'T BEST THE BEZOS

>>20844022
holy shit, what the fuck? Is this bezos magic or financial analysts being retarded? both?

AAPLE 4:1 split

AMAZON ATH
AAPL ATH
FB ATH
GOOG ATH
SPX ATH
OUR PORTFOLIOS ATH
COMING RIGHT UP

FUXXXKKKK WHY DIDNT I JUST SAY FUCK OT AND BUY AND HOLD BIG TECHHH

IM SO FUCKING RED AAAAAAAAAAAA

ALSO pretty based of Tim to do a stock split... wonder if I could buy 100 and write covered calls.

Green friday boys. Load up your calls, we are going long.

>4 FOR 1 SPLIT APPLE
>4 FOR 1 SPLIT APPLE

>Amazon triple top at 3200 over one month
Hope you are selling tomorrow.

>Amazon and Apple special treatment revealed
>Just after a congressional anti-trust hearing
https://www.businessinsider.com/apple-amazon-app-store-discount-prime-video-2020-7
OH NO NO NO NO NO!

>>20844061
We're already at 404 man.

God damn I was only 3/4 done liquidating all my non tech trash.

>THEY DIDN'T BUY TQQQ FROM ALL THE SHILLING HERE PAST MONTHS
>STILL DOUBTED IT PAST FEW WEEKS AND DAYS
HAHAHAHAHAHASHDASHDSAHD

4 for 1 forward split on apple HOLY FUCK

4 for 1 forward split on apple HOLY FUCK

4 for 1 forward split on apple HOLY FUCK
If you hed long term OTM calls on apple you just won the market. Congrats apple anons

Is it even worth having fractional shares of amazon

>>20844082
I bought SQQQ puts because all my stupid money is tied up in silver right now

>>20843997

Seriously why is this shit dumping

Oh come on i just wanted some cheap shit

APPLE MOONING

>>20844016
Invest more if you can. Otherwise just buy QQQ or SPY so you don't have to give a fuck about diversifying.

>I’ve unironically made more profit sports betting in the last week then I have in stocks in two months.
Well that's not strange. Betting can give you higher returns quicker but is also a lot riskier for every possible level of profit.

HOSANNA TAKE MY ENERGY

>>20843978
BONK

>>20844123
That’s not how stock splits or options work.

wait if apple is splitting their stocks....why is it going up? i thought it always go down

>>20844016
You gotta fake it till you make it, for one thing why do you not have 2 facebook stocks? You might have a problem there. Also buy some JMIA if you want to gamble.

Generally though, just treat stocks like another savings account at this level. Get a decent safe stock that CAN go up like a Apple or AMD.
Or maybe Coke I dunno go with your risk tolerance.

Keep putting part of your paycheck in there and get to 1000. Now buy a 10 dollar stock, sell covered calls and chill maybe pick up a dividend. Build that stack. Retire at 70.

>>20844174
>imagine being this dumb

>>20843978
He will come back. Cornered rats are the most dangerous.

>>20843978
BONK

Nasdaq futures up 200 pts from the close!

It’s gonna be a real shame when these AH gains disappear tomorrow

>>20844172
>hes never held something during a split

Okay dumbfuck you dont understant contract liquidity especially when they just launch

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM FINANCIALLY UNRUINED THANK YOU TIM COOK

>>20844174
Thats a reverse split you retard. Holders basically got 3 free shares of apple.

>I bought the amazon top

>>20844104
holy shit
Tim Cook is really /ourguy/

>>20844206
Get fucked nigger faggot you lose we win deal with it. HAH.

>>20844206
Kys

>spend all day in the red
>go green after hours
I'm not a day trader but Jesus is this market (((semetic))).

holy fuck, i'm going to retire tomorrow.

>>20844147
are you kidding. if even fucking AMD ended its curse of missing every earnings for the last 2 years, what made you think the rest of big tech would miss expectations?

How does the split work?

>>20844217
It doesn't change the value of the stock it's just to make it look cheaper.

>>20843774
Amazon will be one of like six companies left on earth after all this is over. Non-AMZNlettes will be rounded up and forced to work in fulfillment centers one day

FUCKING FUCK FINE
IM JUST GOING TO HOPE THAT KO HAS THE NEXT WHITECLAW AND IS THE NEXT TSM/AMD/FICO/SHOP

FUCK EVERYTHING

#bearocalypse

oh gosh i am so glad I finally went 0% cash today

PRPO, please go up

picked up more shares of goog on the AH low 517 kek. Not a lot just a scalp.

When is the Facebook earnings call?

>WKHS 7/31
>3,151 put volume total
>56,318 call volume total
>0.06 put/call volume ratio

>>20843227
Up 1.9% thanks to QCOM and ETFs

KODK inching upwards right now

Apple over 400$

> open the day up 200%
> waiting for my target to cash out
> ES stops short 2 points from my reversal target
> "it's okay, i'll wait for a pullback then swap to calls"
> rips 45 points over the next 2 hours literally straight up
> lose all gains
> "fuck this, it's a trap. they want to make it look like the earnings are good to sucker people in. I'll hold."
> lose everything
See you guys in a month I guess.

Without using futures explain with actual evidence the market will be green tomorrow. And no clown market isn't an answer. You're all getting way too cocky waaaaaayyyy to fast.

>>20844271
a buncha idiots about to buy APPL now that it's "not too high" even if nothing has changed fundamentally
idiots don't like buying only 2-3 shares because it looks ugly on their portfolio, they gotta buy in multiples of 5 or 10, and now more of them can do that with a stock split.

>>20844333
Already happened. Facebook confirmed to be one of the three rulers of earth in ten years

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>>20844383
>>20844383
>>20844383
>>20844383

Let there be SOXL

>>20844340
and one, ONE single entity buying 1,5 million shares in an instant. for $24 million~
something biblical is about to happen

In the let that sink in department:
in a few months AMD will be worth more than Apple lol

>>20844080
Yeah the feeling now is that it’ll creep up $25, drop $30, rise $40, drop $30. Just feels like every move I make is drastic. Like selling coke shares I had last week all for a $6 profit or so.

>>20844368
Amazon increasing their EPS 900% in one quarter during the most stressful period in its history?

>>20844291
Bear hear. Is that all you got?

>>20844321
>>20843219
WOMP WOMP
PRPO HOW LOW CAN YOU GO

>>20844379
Means it’s easier to DCA in as a share takes up 75% less space in your portfolio than before. Means it costs 75% less to buy 100 shares to sell covered calls with.

If you didn’t want to have Apple taking up a huge portion of your portfolio, it’s now much easier to invest in it and sell options off it.

>>20844411
I can't find words to describe how godly this is.

Fucking AMaZiNg.

>tfw I made 7k today just smoking meth, shooting crack and masturbating

totally calling off tomorrow, I reek of vinegar

>>20844368
How about this?
Q2 was bad, but that means Q3 is going to be better!

>>20843151

Thanks anon I’m going to let my cat start picking stocks for me. Will probably do better than 90% of the faggots who post on /biz/

Wait, why is TQQQ back at 118?

What're some solid non-tech stocks to long?

I've got KO.
Where's that dividends guy?

>>20844016
The game is stacked against you. Even if you double your money. You have to pay fees/taxes etc...

Start stacking money and buying the most bang for $ like others suggested.

At least at the end of the year you are (500- taxes- inflation) better than before.

>>20844730
earnings pumped it

>>20844956
>solid non-tech
I don't understand