/biz/ - Business & Finance

FIRST FOR FUCK TRADING HAULTS

cute and funny

God I wish that were me

Faggot search the catalog a thread is up >>20833501

Somebody make a new thread without the faggot shit. I refuse.

Way too fucking gay, OP. Hurry up and post Kim Possible, anime and 3D thots.

TELL ME WHAT OPTIONS TO BUY NOW

>>20835004
Nice

kill all faggots

Don't sell silver.

What's the purpose of trading halts exactly?

>PRPO halt
Missed another one.

Do index futures trade during market hours? If so do they generally follow the same swings as the equivalent ETF?

>>20835116
Can you translate please?

Good CLSK entry point?

>>20835142
no :)

>>20835142
people are spending a lot of money betting that silver will go up.

>>20835142
Someone just spent $1.1 million betting that it goes over $28

TQQQ bro, thanks. hope i'm able to signal you another time if i've got questions
>>20835086

Robinhooders gonna get fucked.
Max limit order we can put in is 1.98 and PRPO could open higher than that.

>>20835045
i didnt see it posted in thread

>RDSb

are my PRPO orders at 1.60 and 1.72 going to fill? am i going to make it? fuck this halt

wow! gay sex!

>>20835187
Im one of them

>>20835197
how does this work? will your order just not fill if it skips over the buy limit? dont the orders by nature have to progress through that number? they dont just skip

Jesus Christ, I'm pretty sure my broker is jewing the fuck out of me with these spreads. Fucking 5 dollar spread on NASDAQ futures.

VBI Vaccines on a moon mission. Now's the time to get in

IM DOWN SO MUCH MONEY TODAY HOLY SHIT WHY DID GOLD TANK

>>20835116
isnt it getting delisted?

I told y'all yesterday to buy $elan and you didn't listen. could have been up anywhere from 2-5% today.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

market is up? good. fuck you, pay me
market is crab? meh, fuck you, pay me
market is down? fuck you, pay me and I'll DCA too

>>20835004
Time is running out on $HEAR.
After earnings it'll be too late, the greatest headphones bullrun in history. Its going to a 1 billion market cap, 400% expected upside.

>>20835004
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>20835275
$uslv i thought? and fuck those jews. this is why any etf is not a long hold, credit suisse fully admits that etfs are just a money-generating scam

DONALD TRUMP SUGGESTS DELAYING THE 2020 ELECTION

>>20835318
this looks like major zoomer bagholding shit

>WHY IS MY X, Y, Z DOWN TODAY?

It's just robinhood boomers and retards like ITT dumping everything, which managed to make stocks go down like 1.5% because they thought it was the end of the world. It'll rally back by this afternoon and none of these pathetic faggots will admit they were wrong. None of this matters

MY DAILY LIST
-This doesn't matter, none of this matters (No one on Wall Street really thinks this statistic matters or is accurate--it usually gets revised twice and this time it'll be huge revisions)
-Market will rally to new highs after this GDP print. Fed to introduce yield curve targeting and secret stock purchases.
-Nikola short interest is at 20% of the float. Teslatards are going to find out what it's like to be in a short squeeze after mocking people who shorted their cult stock.
-GOLD and SILVER should continue to rise in reaction to infinite money printing
-USD will continue to decline as corollary to precious metals rallying, or vice versa
-The economy doesn't matter to stock prices in general.

Let's say a stock was trading at $100 and you bought a call with a $150 strike
If the stock pumps for >5% for a couple of days because of great news, and is now at $140, can the contract be worth more than the premium you paid BEFORE it reaches the strike price?
Or is this question retarded just like me?

Evictions gonna start boys and end of uenployment gibs, now lets take a look at the dxy

Anybody watching Overstock take over the world right now?

HERMAN CAIN DIES OF CORONAVIRUS

>>20835311
>market down? DCA
Loser strategy.

>>20835351
>Implying a zoomer can baghold for 10 months

That takes some sophisticated coping mechanisms that simulate delayed gratification, something TikTok zoomers can't achieve.

>>20835358
Jesus christ what the fuck I aint buying that but JESUS

What direction is gold and silver mining going in the short-mid term?

>>20835354
isnt this old news? i thought they put a morotorium on it??

>>20835116
I have no choice but to hold right now, do think it's up biggly by EOD?

>>20835354
time to move back mom and dads house agian

>>20835376
space to mine asteroids

>>20835354
I'm expecting another serious dip and then a climb back up.

>>20835376
Crab

>>20835378
Only for the jew landlords, not for the goy.

>>20835358
Its jumping like 2-3$ every hour on a point.

WHY THE FUCK DOES BIZ KEEP MISSING MOONS

KODK, KNDI, TAOP

TELL ME THE NEXT ONE

>>20835371
if you bought it when it started being shilled last week, wouldn't you be bagholding because it's crabbing right now? trying to offload those bags before it continues crabbing and then dumps after earnings? i can't imagine gaming headset companys doing any better than they did last quarter desu

>>20835004
>>20835045
>>20835051
STOP POSTING GAY STUFF I MEAN LGBT IS COOL BUT NOT EVERY PEOPLE INTO IT JUST GO TO ONE I MADE BEFORE THIS THREAD
>>20834908

Are we in a depression

Can Alphabet lose 7% after earnings?

if the market holds like this for the rest of the day, its going to be a -$5000 day.

should I dip into my emergency savings to pick up some AAPL and MSFT or wait until I get paid next week?

AMD CALLS ARE FREE MONEY.

WHY DO PEOPLE DOUBT THIS?

BECAUSE THEY DON’T LIKE WINNING!

>>20835416
Sailor moon

>>20835459
is making a red line green a FUCKING EMERGENCY

>>20835388
wholesomeness in the gayest /smg/ thread ever

OSTK vs W
who is better long term?
Yes im aware OSTK jumped like 20 points today

>>20835428
It's only bagholding if you're at a substantial unrealized loss that is a psychological block to acknowledging your defeat and selling.

Holding onto something that hasn't moved yet it par for the course and is likely to happen for a period even for the best trades.

>Nasdaq -0.17%
>Crude oil -3.27%

oilbros, are you ok?

>>20835457
i wish GOOGL/GOOG would give a dividend. I'd buy the shit out of it at 30 p/e with a forward 27 p/e and a 1% and growing divvy yield. same with AMZN

Why is this gay market not moving at all? Is everyone jacking off and eating french fries?

>>20835004

>>20835004
Something I’ve been curious of, how are pictures of Kim Possible and this “on topic”?

>>20835493
Yup, i bought the dip and I'm up 1.19%, thanks fren

>>20835507
Dividends are only good for tying management's hands on recapitalization. Most of the good companies do share buybacks instead that get preferential tax treatment vs. dividend payments for the investor.

>>20835379
prob not end of day but who knows. i would hold. i sold all mine though on monday/tuesday bc i have paper hands.

>>20835507
Why would google pay you to scratch your balls instead of reinvesting that money into AI or some shit?

>>20835318
Lol zoomer meme stocks.

>>20835482
i'm just trying to buy some dips.

my emergency fund is currently at $12K. dipping in and buying $1200 and 2 shares of AAPL and MSFT each and then adding $1200 back into my emergency fund next week isn't going to affect my life whatsoever

I put about 4K of my emergency fund into the market during March and April and that worked out well and my emergency fund is already back to where it was

TQQQ bro, if you're here
if you get assigned on a covered call, at what point do you rebuy the 100 shares, ASAP so you can get back to selling calls or wait for a dip?

reminder that it's always the darkest before the dawn

>>20835351
> not buying the next hype
Not gonna make it. They sell the cheap headsets that zoomers and millenials are buying with their unemployment checks and trump bucks right after they buy their Xbox and PS4. Xbox and PS4 sales have been off the charts last quarter so they're probably going to report great sales this quarter.

>>20835557
Sell puts until you are assigned, cf. The Wheel

>>20835416
>tfw no dog gf

Tfw PRPO buy halted and will not be filled by end of day

airlines moon soon

today is a good day to be a bobro

>>20835546
1. holding cash can be expensive for a company
2. sometimes the best thing to do with cash is to give it back to the shareholders
3. >>20835546 while this is correct in value, it doesn't help me achieve my goal. right now $40K in dividend income is completely tax free if that is your only income.
4. I get to scratch my balls while other people work to pay me a portion of the companies profits, that's the fucking American Dream right there

>>20835564
i'm more of a conservative boomer investor. im not trying to be up 200% a year i just prefer to be up 2-3% a month

>>20835593
is this shit every going to unhalt? I just know im going to get cucked while big money makes the money. fucking gay

>>20835575
fuck it's the most obvious answer ever
so, wait for a dip and then sell puts, or do it as soon as you're assigned?
i guess getting assigned mid-week is probably pretty rare

why is nasdaq going up again? i thought antitrust and earning was gonna crash tech at least 10%? WTF is going on bros?

I'm not ashamed to admit I dumped xom at a $100 loss.

is SLV a good buy right now? I exited a bunch of positions yesterday have all this cash but nothing to buy

>>20835623
Isn’t that how it always is though?

It begins!

>>20835630
I think the usual strategy is to sell the puts beneath the price you got assigned at to ensure profit the idea being you got called for $110 so you sell your puts for a strike of $109 or whatever. You sold at 110 and bought back in at 109. That's the theory. Seriously, read some articles on The Wheel Strategy to get the full dope

>>20835311

>taxed as ordinary income no matter how long you hold

That's gonna be a no from me dawg

>>20835654
I'm as lefty as they come, but maybe horseshoe theory is real because there is no fucking way I am touching any of these vaccines, especially if I have to pay for them.

Well, I'll probably have to pay for them with my tax dollar...

>>20835462
when did you buy this?

>>20835700
Congratulations, you're officially a nazi now.

>>20835311
Only worth it if you are close to retiring or have a bunch of money to invest

what's the point of dividends if your portfolio is only a few thousand bucks?

LET THE FREE MARKET FIX IT

FREE PRPO

Climb JNUG climb

Where's the loser virgin who said to take profits in AMD?

>>20835311
>market is crab/down? Fuck you pay- oh shit why are you cutting my dividendorinos NOOOO PAY ME I BEG YOU ;_; I'LL EVEN SUCK YOUR DICK!
FTFY

>>20835692
i have already. i'm familiar with it. i'm talking specifically in regard to the TQQQ call strat i was talking to somebody about in the last thread
the point of the wheel is to never be assigned and i specifically want to be assigned

>>20835693
most dividends (other than REITs) are qualified dividends, which means its taxed at 15% for most people. If you have under 40K in income, its taxed at 0%.

If I have 60K in dividend income and that's all my income, thats only $3,000 in federal taxes I'd pay every year. Think of all the tax deductions of your paychecks. Also, I'd never have to sell the underlying asset or worry about the steadiness of my income (if i invest it in solid companies) and it will continue to grow to outpace inflation.

By all means, moonshot and get rich, i'm doing something different and anyone who wants to invest like me is welcome to learn from me and I from them

>>20835641
unironically buy the dip. do you think all this printing that the fed will be doing is going to be bad for PMs? its bullish and we are going to be in much worse shape than 2008, the beginning year of a PM bull market because of the excessive action of the federal reserve. the same thing is happening again except this time it is worse and the fed cant fake that they are going to raise interest rates this time. not to mention the demand for silver is rising but the price is being suppressed by banks, particularly JP Morgan who is in a dilemma where they will have to eventually stop shorting the silver market or lose all their physical silver. in either case price goes up it's just a matter of how long JPM will drag out this price manipulation.

>>20835311
Dividends suck vs sharebuybacks. Dividends are only good in select cases where they are really high and it's basically a guaranteed recap (see IBM).

>>20835775
Did they change this recently? It has always been the case that dividends got taxed as ordinary income but share buybacks get taxed as capital gains AFAIK.

>>20835755
out of 32 positions, 2 suspended their dividend, I sold and invested that money into a dividend aristocrat. The other was BA and I cost averaged down.

If you're not a complete retard, you can avoid dividend cuts.

>>20835721
I've already had coronavirus once, back in January after I got home from Japan (I was there on business fuck off weebs). I was travelling through the specific city where the first Japanese case was reported mid-January. I am pretty sure I was patient zero in my city because when I got home I had the worst "flu" of my life in early February, and then two of my coworkers were super sick a couple weeks after.

All this suffice to say I'm young enough to deal with a flu, but who knows what will happen under these rushed vaccines... pharmaceutical companies aren't known for their due diligence and attention to detail and good faith representations in the BEST of times... anyone who takes a vaccine that comes out of this is a fucking moron who in my opinion should be thrown into a re-education camp.

NOW I WAIT TO GET TECH CHEAPIES.

THANK YOU, MISTER RAT. I PULLED OUT IN TIME.

>>20835851
Market's going up. This means more printing.

>>20835808
no, dividend income has always been structured like capital gains. Up to something like 420K (blaze it) is 15%. 0-39.5K is 0%. Ordinary (non-qualified dividends) is taxed at 22%

>>20835897
That's not true man. Dividends are income not cap gains.

>>20835704
Thursday morning.

Anything to get in on today?

>>20835930
slv election day calls

any chance KNDI and KODK pump again?

>>20835912
Correct. Like any dividendtard, the other retard is just being retarded.

>>20835318
Not just a headphone company. They also own HyperSound which could be the future of sound.

>>20835004
thats a woman

>>20835726
compounding interest. your dividend buys more shares, your increased shares increase the dividend, which then buys more shares, ad infinitum until you decide to remove the drip.

my yield on cost for my KO shares is like 15%. which means every 6.66 (repeating of course) years, I get my principal back in dividends alone. because they increase their dividend every year, my yield on cost will only increase.

just have to do your DD on good dividend companies that grow their dividend consistently over time.

One more question for tqqq-anon. Who the fuck buys weekly calls or puts on tqqq?

>>20835811
So you're exclusively in 2% yields with 0% growth, got it.

Remember to buy CLSK at $7

>>20835813
You don't FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE and think your vaccinators are HEROS? You are a nazi. Welcome to this brave new world, nazi.

>BC crushed earnings ($0.44 eps expected, $0.99 eps reported)
>beats revenue expectations
>huge demand in new buyers
>expecting Q3 and Q4 of 2020 to beat 2019

>price plummets

every fucking time

Why is PRPO halted for so long

>>20835813
get the anitbody test and confirm that you have COVID antibodies so you don't need the vaccine

Gosh, is everyone on the sidelines for cheapies?

I mean how could amazon and big tech beat? Is anyone even using aws or amazon to buy things right now?

Of course the sidelines are the place.to be to buy once the jpow bubble pops which is any fucking day now because hes ready to raise 10 times soon just like he hinted!

>>20835851
why do u people post shit like this when nq100 is 2% off from ath and literally up on the day? -.-

I've decided to stop reading earnings reports and economic data.

Masturbating and reading twitter trends to inform my economic decisions

>>20835733
PRAY FOR GOLD

Reposting because you fags split the threads

Im testing my new market strategy of buying puts on worthless leveraged ETNs, but starting with a 1x short QQQ ETN, which in laymans terms means “this will lose value and go to 0, be delisted, and remade in a few years”

So im gonna buy puts and expect to make money wish me luck

>>20836024
Then buy more. Honestly, if things are great and you have a good price, add more.

>>20836048
Abs are very short-lived in live covid victims. He wouldn't have any left if he had it in jan.

>>20836084
>Masturbating

Who bought the MSFT dip this morning? I did. When a gift is dropped in your lap you need to strike like mad before it's gone.

>>20836099
Priced into the option to some degree

Not taking any vaccine. Fuck em. Everything these motherfuckers told us for 6 months was literally against our interests and they admitted to lying to the people to serve their own purposes, since all these retarded kike hospitals had JIT inventory like they were running a McDonald's. They told us not to buy any N95 masks because they weren't necessary in January, gave away tons of them to China in February, and in July admitted they lied to us in January/Feb.

>>20836019
Bill Gates is putting Nano-bots in the vaccine that react with the 5g radiation and alter your DNA to turn you an alien within your own body. I'm not getting this vaccine. They just offed Herman Cain as a way to Psy-op people into thinking this ((virus)) is going to kill you unless you get the vaccine with the nano-bots that are controlled by the globalist elites to alter the electrical signals within your brain to control your thoughts and actions. I'm not falling for this shit. The next step is to force people who want to do anything to show "proof" of covid vaccination before you can even withdraw money from a bank. That's the real reason gold has been flying up in value. The printing of fiat causing inflation is only part of what's going on, the elites are buying as much gold to price out people from being able to accumulate enough to barter when things start hitting the fan.

>>20835353
Yes. The greek delta will tell you how much the option will increase or decrease in price for every dollar the underlying ticker changes. Gamma tells you the rate of change of delta

>>20836048
the anitbodies would have been gone by march and they will have to put me in prison and shackle me down in order to get me vaccinated

>he bet against America

wow, sad, many such cases

proof that the stock market is even worse than the shitmarket

Why yes, I exclusively play $F options

>>20836152
Puts are always cheaper, so theres an inherent imbalance to buying a put on something thats nearly guaranteed statistically to drop on a week/week and especially a q/q basis

>>20836227

is it even pumping?

>>20836236
>Puts are always cheaper.
That's literally false

Read some books.

does KNDI have a chance?

>>20836209
>still thinks NYSE represents America
America could be going under lava and stocks would still go up because the companies are multinationals

Is it gay if I offer gay sex but never actually go through with it?

>>20836309
yes

>>20836309
no

>>20836309
maybe?

>>20836309
Only if you forget to say no homo

>>20835204
>RDS
Godfucking damn. Bought way to much oil back in March. Sitting at a fucking near 0% gains. Should have bought tech instead.but nooo buy oil they said. Fuck this shit.

>>20835999
my average dividend growth is around 8-10% annually (down this year due to COVID)

my average yield is 3.2%

my average total return has been 10-12% per year

2019 passive income was $21K.

2019 increase in investment accounts was $111K

I think i'm doing fine

>the EV meme is dead dummy don't even think about it

>>20836019
Fuck off pharmaceutical companies used to be sued to hell and back every fucking day for pumping out terrible drugs that leave you with ass cancer, bladder cancer and whateverr the fuck else. The only reason you see less big pharma law suits is because your corrupt politicians and juidiciaries (republicans AND conservatives) changed the laws to make it impossible to sue as a class. They still do the same shit, still have to pay out settlements, but the difference is that it's been effectively neutered so neoliberals can screech about how good the pharmaceutical industry is.

And yet still, that isn't enough. Every year it's revealed that some drug, some medication, some medical device was actually horrible as shit and they didn't do their due diligence. Think about all the ones that just pass under the radar of product liability.

>but everyone takes pharmaceuticals and nothing happens, plus the average age has gone up!!!
Most people have no idea what their body is feeling or doing, and cannot make the correlation until it is too late.

Round-up Monsanto, anyone? No one knew what it did until some rogue scientists (who monsanto has probably killed off already) proved that it was cancer causing.

If you take this "coronavirus vaccine" partly manufactured by a boomer vintage film camera company, you are literally an idiot

>>20836383
>No one knew what it did until some rogue scientists (who monsanto has probably killed off already) proved that it was cancer causing.
Wow a fucking toxin that killed anything you sprayed it on was bad for your health? Who could have fucking guessed.

>>20836350
You would have done far finer if you were merely on spy fucking lmao.

>>20836383
b-b-but I f-f-fucking l-love science? Muh drugerino businesserinos are my heros! That's what the establishment told me to say and I hate the establishment for putting the black man down so I'll do like they say and inject myself with the mandatory NPC chipping, BIGGOT!

>>20836429
retard

I sold prpo at a loss a week or two ago. First gem I found on my own not shilled here. I wanna kms bros

>>20836383
imagine being this retarded in real life

Said this was a nothingburger this morning.

WHY WONT THEY TAKE MY MONEY. WHAT KIND OF JEWERY IS THIS

>>20835813
>>20836019
>>20836383
Take the fucking pill goy

t. work in pharma, all we sell are birth control, cardiovascular, diabetes, flu, high strength painkillers and adderall

nothing else is profitable

>>20836507
I'm still down a fuck ton but I'm glad I held

>>20836350
Dividend is a meme.

This coronavirus market crash showed that. Dividend can be cut at least 50% at any moment.

Growth investing is only way to make money. Basically growth invest until your dividend yield is over 2x your monthly expense. then you can switch to dividend stocks

>>20836531
>t. work in pharma, all we sell are birth control, cardiovascular, diabetes, flu, high strength painkillers and adderall
fuck this gay earth

>>20836531
Because your companies are run by MBAs who are milking a cow and protected by massive regulation from anyone competing with them. Your company would probably collapse in a free market.

Which airline we most hopeful for? Looking through fundamentals and I'm not sure AAL is looking good...

>>20836613
None.

>>20836435
I do have SPY. I have mutual funds. I have growth. This is just my dividend portfolio. I'm not looking for total return with it, i'm looking to generate an ever growing stream of passive income to retire early.

people have different goals. if i was a poorfag like you i'd definitely be using S&P 500 etfs to build wealth

>>20836613
Eh ual maybe?
>Source: my ass

DENNBROS GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>>20836633
>could be making stable 100k a year
>instead chooses unstable 20k a year
>somehow that meets a goal somewhere
Unless your goal is to be poor...

>PRPO
this is absolutely insane

>>20836662
my investments increased over 100K last year
I also got 21K in passive income
not sure why getting 30%+ in 2019 is somehow bad

Do both growth and divvies. No one says you gotta do one or the other you know.. Hell go for the quad play - Pension + 401k+ brokerage w/growth & divvies + wad of cash in the bank. If you can do it and not go full on "fire hermit style" why the hell not..

>>20836829
>just have more money guys why not

>Took a shower
>PRPO still halted

>>20836926
I swear im going to go take a shit and it will buy me in then tank immediately

>>20835973
>HEAR
Their entire offering is a pure pandemic work/play from home. Some major player will try to take them over, at some point Logitech or some other PC and gaming hardware co. will try to buy them.
Their 1 billion market cap doesn't seem crazy.

>>20835358
Closed my calls at 70 REEEEE

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>>20837011
It's ogre.

>>20837011
Good. It'll force them to pass the whole check bill now and not bits and parts of it. I want my 2400 in free green as soon I can get it.

Why is PRPO still halted? They having trouble getting Bogdanoff on the phone?