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ROLLING ICEBERG ORDERS SPOTTED

>> No.20815752
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>>20815628
To bad craig's coins are trapped in that trust. Looks like he'll be stuck riding BTC to the bottom.

>> No.20815792
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the bondage courier is here

>> No.20815829

>>20815792
Dats roof

>> No.20816051

>>20815628
where, aren't those supposed to be hidden?

>> No.20816195

>>20815752
>bitcoin removes the need for trusted third parties
>yea I created it and then shoved my keys on a trusted setup
lol no

>> No.20816282
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>>20816195
You mean you don't store your crypto keys with a shady lawyer from Seychelles just for the fuck of it?

>> No.20816579

>>20816195
kek you can't use logic against creggies they are immune

>> No.20816689

>>20816195
this.
Just the other day I lost ownership of my tesla as an individual stole the keys out of my satchel while I was ordering my onions frappucino. Unfortunately I was unable to verify the thief's pgp key so I could not put out an anonymous hit on him. I returned home to tell my wife but to my dismay I only found a woman at home that looked exactly like my wife but was unable to publicly sign the private key I had given her to verify our marriage, claiming it had been left in my tesla. Obviously i moved out immediately as I could not trustlessly verify the identity of this woman claiming to be my wife.

Some time passed and one day I was lucky enough to come across my tesla. Chasing down the young man who had parked it I demanded his pgp key so that i could initiate a ransomware smart contract to blackmail him into returning the private keys of my car to me. To my great relief it turned out this young man was my wife as before I could send the gas to the smart contract he publicly signed a message with my wife's private key. In the end we all laughed, I just have no idea how we ever trusted anyone before bitcoin.

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>>20816689
Am lawyer. I can get keys for you.

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>>20816746
not your keys not your house!

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>>20816764
Possession is 9/10th's of the law.

>> No.20817071

>>20816764
take a good look at those fucking pedo faggots in the picture, all of them BTC supporters

>> No.20817111

>>20816933
this
>>20816689

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>>20817071
>>20817111
Did someone say pedo?

>> No.20817223

>>20817138
at least he's not a faggot and he know how to party

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>>20817223
>he's not a faggot
Uh, he likes underage trannies from the looks of it

>> No.20817351

>>20817138
I think they did
https://np.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/hiwcq1/someone_mysteriously_sent_almost_1_billion_in/
https://youtu.be/ADRRgaPwWeo

>> No.20817398

>>20817306
she's at least 28

and

>>20817138
This is a photo of the girl on the lefts 18th birthday. This is his gymnastics team. Calvin has a relationship with >>20817306

>> No.20817416

>>20817398
>she
???

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>yeah i did not say 16

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>>20817398
Right, I'm sure he's totally a good goy that dindu nuffin

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>>20816689
>To my great relief it turned out this young man was my wife as before I could send the gas to the smart contract he publicly signed a message with my wife's private key. In the end we all laughed, I just have no idea how we ever trusted anyone before bitcoin.
top kek

>> No.20817623

>>20817491
keep shitposting while BSV starts mooning
>COMFY

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>>20817623

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>>20817351
Delete this now goy ahhhhhh

>> No.20818266

>>20816689
yea
I always leave my wallet with Mr Mayaka
whenever I need my money I just page him and he declares that he is lawyer