/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20801241
very cool my fren

>>20801241
>Blockchain Camp

>>20801324
>id: WOW
then we got Ty Lobban of JP Morgan a little later, and an hour long defi panel after that. would it even be a real defi panel without sergey?

Vitaliks name sounds like a prescription medication kek

>>20801398

>>20801756
>Vitaliks name sounds like a prescription medication kek
before i started taking Vitalikbuterin my contracts were dumb, but now they are smart especially from adding in Sergeynazarov twice daily

>>20801241
This has nothing to do with chainlink

>>20801241
I know someone at the camp who said Sergey has been going tent to tent trying to sell eccies to the girls and ignoring any male attendees either telling him to leave or trying to also buy. It's not on and people are nearing just asking him to go.

>>20801527
btw in yesterdays afternoon panel we heard from Lorenz Breidenbach and he described his employment as a researcher for Chainlink
https://chain.link/mixicles.pdf

I signed up for this but only watched Sergey. Decentralized identity does sound interesting though.

>>20802068
he smiled once and laughed/smiled another time so i think its safe to say we are going to make it. make sure to check the stream in 3 hours and 40 minutes for the Defi panel

>>20801241
Ari in 26 mins
https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/business/identity/own-your-identity

>>20802717
Any streams?

>>20802763
yes go to the link in the OP, scroll to the bottom and register. they email you a link, took about an hour or so when i registered yesterday

>>20802801
Meant more of a YT link :(.

>>20802312
Why? Who else is on the panel? It just lists Phil.

>>20802867
Nigger Dick Popsicles.

>>20802865
sorry mate, maybe someone can restream it there
>>20802867
thats just the moderator of the panel. the panel yesterday had Lorenz, some chick with a ring on her lip from coinbase, and 2 other guys

let the summer camp begin

>>20802717
So are you watching a stream?

>>20803439
Yes

>>20803439
yes, see >>20802801

>>20803592
>>20803608
Please post when he mentions something Chainlink related.
thx bae

>>20803114
I don’t understand why you’re suggesting I watch it when you don’t know who will be on the panel. In any case, thanks for not answering “nigger dick faggot”.

some of you are alright, dont go to blockchain camp today...

>>20803649
>i don't understand
believe me i can see that

>>20803641
Ari just pulled Simeon’s head out of a cooler he brought on stage. He did it right after making a speech about assassination oracles. I am just as horrified as everyone in the audience. This man is a psychopath and the cops are now arresting him. This is what you funded.

>>20803804
>It is in your best interest to remove this post, anon.

>>20803641
he is talking about DECO... check out sergeys slide from yesterday

>”a committee of nodes, you could call it an oracle network
Strap in boys

>>20803998
>>20803998
anyone know any oracle networks he might be referring to?
>>20804193
holy fuck he is talking about town crier now...

>>20804224
>>20804193
based

>>20803804
lol I totally believe this

watched a video on youtube recently where he was explaining how criminals could use link to sell stolen passwords

>>20804248
this has nothing to do with chainlink!

>>20804286
He's probably talking about Mobius.

>>20804254
>watched a video on youtube recently where he was explaining how criminals could use link to sell stolen passwords
Interesting. Do you have a link for it?

>>20804248
he is using the name Scrooge McDuck as an example name in two slides, we are going to be so fucking rich

>>20803649

>>20804507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA5fHnyjreA&feature=youtu.be&t=2660

>>20801892
I just realized that vitalikbuterin sounds like a pharmaceutical product

>>20804762
Thanks

holy heck, he said they just released a paper today... Ty Lobban is involved and he is speaking in an hour in 12 minutes
https://www.arijuels.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Candid.pdf

>>20804878
is it related to Chainlink? Is that the paper just released today?

>>20804990
yes ari ended his presentation mentioning this. Ctrl F Chainlink - zero
Ctrl F Oracle - 40
Ctrl F Town Crier - 33

>>20804878
pee pee poo poo
Simeon would hate if you all see this

>>20804878
Do any of you niggers realize what this means?
Chainlink does shit that crypto needs and gets passive income streams for it

Need 3000tps executions for your smart contract? Nodes run arbitrum and will do that. For a fee.
Need 20mm instances of verifiable randomness for your high value video game/gaming site/lottery/intel based one time pad? Nodes perform vrf. For a fee.
Need idiot proof identity services for your users who dont want to learn how to use a crypto wallet? Chainlink nodes will do that too, for a fee of course.

This is what I keep trying to tell you loser idiot neets: this is how real winners play. Smartcontract knows the solutions to the problems before the rest of crypto knows they exist. Its like an nfl team playing a season in a high school jv league.

Enjoy the stomping. Poor Simeon won't do well from this.

>>20805474
So how many members of my harem can I get with 12K LINK?

>>20805474

>>20805474

>>20805474
giggity

>>20804728
>r2dindu

>>20802041
next to adelyn

>>20805808
based. and i just checked https://team.chain.link/ for the first time in a month or so, they no longer list the individual team members, just advisors

>>20803608

>>20805934
30 minutes.. was already excited to hear from Ty Lobban but after this Ari paper was released i am PUMPED.
updated schedule here >>20801527
"Blockchain Tetris- a journey to production, block by block"

>>20806006
>"Blockchain Tetris-

>>20806030
>According to research from Dr. Richard Haier, et al. prolonged Tetris activity can also lead to more efficient brain activity during play.[83] When first playing Tetris, brain function and activity increases, along with greater cerebral energy consumption, measured by glucose metabolic rate. As Tetris players become more proficient, their brains show a reduced consumption of glucose, indicating more efficient brain activity for this task.[84] Moderate play of Tetris (half-an-hour a day for three months) boosts general cognitive functions such as "critical thinking, reasoning, language and processing" and increases cerebral cortex thickness.
i may have to start playing tetris regularly

>>20806387
>i may have to start playing tetris regularly
board games are even better
symmetry exercises are even better

>>20806030
i was so busy looking at the shapes of the pieces i didnt even notice the shape of the board lol

>>20805901
probably does not make sense to list them all now. It would be a long ass page

>>20805474
Does that mean we are still early?

>>20805808
is that who i think it is on the monitor?

>>20806866
checked and agreed
JP Morgan in da house

>>20806030
>>20806387
>>20806416
Based

>>20806416
Your face is probably disfigured, people who are attracted to symmetry are usually ugly as hell

>>20807368
get the fuck out of my thread

Aren't camps for kids? What the fuck are they doing in a camp? Fucking pedophiles the lot of them.

>>20806983
how on earth will the connect to legacy systems???

>>20807469

thanks for the thread anon. keep it up

>>20807499
checked and thanks fren! taking a swim and will be back in 30 for the DEFI panel, i think Sergey will be on it

>>20804224
Why does this look like Bank of America’s. What is this nigga telling us?

>>20805509
How does 49,254 harem chicks sound?

>>20807645
I hope you didn't drown in the Ganges, dear.

>>20808765
thankfully not but sorry frens, sergey not on this panel. it has the founder of Uniswap and 3 other people ive never heard of. Thanks for stopping by, at least the Ari talk was awesome

>fuck me
lol

>>20808992
kek, this chick must have sucked some dick to get on the panel. she has a potty mouth and her intro story was "my friends dad told me about bitcoin, bought at $6, sold at $20 and bought guac at chipotle"

did you sell yet?

>>20809122
This is largely why I have a generalized hatred of women

>>20809356
based, its actually getting painful to listen to these two chicks

nice
meme discussion

>>20809122
>kek, this chick must have sucked some dick to get on the panel.
you jelly

>>20809356
having that beaner plant salmonella at chipotle to short their stock was pretty slick though. pretty pretty slick.

>>20807368
>Your face is probably disfigured

>>20801324
>very cool my fren

>>20807465
>What the fuck are they doing in a camp?
virtual camp

>>20801784
that looks like the guy that sucked my dick from craigslist

>>20807469
>how on earth will the connect to legacy systems???
gif related

>>20801241
>216

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1IzNKIHhp0

>>20810309
Which one?