/biz/ - Business & Finance

Buy spce

>>20786956
Are we going to see gains in miner stocks again this week, or is this going to be a hold for a while situation?

how bad will amd iv crush be tomorrow morning at exactly 9:30 am?

>>20786956
There needs to be more vanilla impregnation.

>>20787020
Yeah. OP is not hentai though.

>nobody caught the obvious kodak pump
>nothing suspicious about a single buyer buying 100k shares pumping the price up a few cents even
i thought you retards were smart and checked for things like this. you can see this on any stock viewing website, a huge volume spike a few weeks ago and days ago. suspicious as fuck and nobody here mentioned it???

>futures blood red

>>20786986
we see gains when kikes want us to see gains, simple as

I now own 100 calls of Citigroup (my entire net worth) expiring August 21st.

Did I fuck up big?

Wish I wasn't a sex offender... Just want to be left alone forever

what stonks 2buy???

snib

>>20787030
I know, I'm enjoying it thus far.

>>20787035
We need to look at Xerox just in case..

>>20787055
it's never too late to pursue your dreams anon

>>20786986
Miners performance is moderately connected with the fluctuations of the western drug trade as a consequence of popular money laundering schemes
Just a fun fact

I really don't get treasury bonds vs treasury yield.

>>20787035
None of us pay attention to stocks dude. We're just gambling. Where do you think you are?

>>20787060
Who is this fluid druid?

>>20787051
Really depends on the strike but in general putting your entire net on a binary outcome is beyond retarded
>>20787035
Buy to cover is a thing
Recent pop was a news reaction

>>20787084
Even if I'm scum of the earth?
I just want to get married in Thailand or England

>>20787139
$50 call and I'm down like $9000 now.

>>20787035
>Trying to beat insider traders
Makes no sense.
And 300k is nothing. You have idiot boomers going in with 400k to purchase SchlongDong Therapeutics
>>20787064
Only updates every other month though

>>20787060
Sittin' in the morning sun
I'll be sittin' when the evening comes
Watching theta roll in
Then I write calls up and out again, yeah

I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wrtin' my puts far away, ooh
I'm just sittin' on the dock of the bay
Wastin' time

>>20787145
you're disgusting and you should feel as if it can never be wiped off

>>20787051
Are we looking at the same C? What were you thinking bro?

>>20787166
you fucking retard, why on a bank

>>20787020
I want to impregnate a vanilla...

Did Nasdaq, S&P 500 and Tech get a name change? I know what they are but is it just me?

>>20787035
There's such thing as a place where you can view the volume of different stocks bought and sold?

>>20787191
Cuz people give banks their money. Think about it bro. People just give them money. You can't lose.

Are things going back to pre-earnings season normal next week?

>>20787184
>>20787191
I bought 700 shares
>and June calls, then I made $4000
>and July calls, then I made $2000

Here we are in August.

>>20786956
You guys bought SQQQ at close right?

>>20787174
Yeah you're right.
I really should just die

>>20787236
Nah i'm not lucky enough to make money on that twice

>>20787210
Seems like it. I prefer it that way, so everyone will realize that you don't bet against america.

>>20787210
>reading the names instead of looking at the colors

it doesn't matter what they are called or what they are
all that matters is if they are red or green
think about it

I'm realising more and more I have no fucking interest in stonks,I should just stick my money in SPY and a savings account and be fucking done with it.

IS THE SWEDE BACK YET?? Haven't seen him here since february when he went to Vietnam, come back and give us the good calls

>>20787237
tell us what you did anon, the time has come to confess.

>>20787227
TELL ME WE AREN'T CONFINED TO THIS LEVEL OF HELL ANOTHER WEEK

>>20787090
What's not to get
T bonds are bonds issued by the treasury. It's like a loan you lend to them. The yield is the stated interest rate expressed they will pay you as a percentage or as dollars of your investment.
>>20787166
So what's your b/e. What did you pay for the contracts?
Aug 21 is cutting it really crazy close. Jmo, wouldn't buy anything within 3 months of expiration.
I can't see C moving before your cannonball date, but I don't know the future; honest advice if you want it is to close that position before you get crushed by theta in the coming weeks

>>20787289
>Travelling during corona
Terrible idea. Got stuck in Africa.

>>20787284
then just put it in SOXX and forget about it for a couple years

Month's closing soon guys, how did you all do this month?
I'm up 400 dollars, with an initial entry into this at 200. Feeling pretty fucking arrogant atm, so I sold before closing. Holding oils, some mining, and an airline for long term. I got 300 ready to settle tomorrow or thursday. What are you guys looking at by weeks end?

>>20787227
>>20787321
we might not hit those beautiful early july levels for another two to eight weeks
it's rough out here if your stocks are on a tight schedule breh

>>20787324
>So what's your b/e. What did you pay for the contracts?
Using the options profit calculator it says that if the stock goes up about 90 cents I will be breakeven.

>>20787035
>google 'above average buy volume'
>sort by # of shares traded
>filter for <$2b mcap
this thing here says lots of suspicious buy activity in RST, earnings next week, every basic thot said she was going to learn a language in quarantine. I'm going with buy, anon.

Why does the FED still exist?
I hope they make a good decision tomorrow.

>>20787351
I'm up 1k this month so far. All depends on tomorrow.

>>20786956
Lost the on my amd puts
I was hoping for a repeat of last week where tech like msft had great earrings but the still dumped
I knew they were going to have great earnings

I never knew that it could come to this

>gold and silver up
>stock futures down
Finally some fucking justice in this world

>>20787419
I bought a single put. Will lose around 200 at most but it will be offset by the shares that I own.

>>20787463
what did you buy with your margarine ?

>>20787382
so that we can have money
I think

>>20787487
I'm in a lot of weekly calls, which almost never works out for me, but I'm thinking this time will be different

>>20787339
He left in early february though when the cases were in the single digits and the world was still fully open. I went all-in on his second earnings call and made 25%, he's a fucking god at that shit. Bring him back!

>>20787473
Silver was up almost 7% overnight before they bombed it. There is no justice anon. Just the crab, and pain.

>>20787520
I thought that they wouldn't let you buy options with margarine
I've never used it though

>>20787284
Don't bother with a savings. Your broker probably offers a better rate on cash anyways. Bank rates are shit now, the benchmark target is 0%-0.25%. They were shit before too.
Toss it in SPY or whatever if you're under 55, lots of other index funds exist to shop around for. Doesn't hurt to have redundancy.
>>20787375
Sanity check that against your actual position. I.e. if you put $100k into it and now you're down $9k, 9% at the current price, does that jive with a b/e at $52.13?
It isn't impossible to happen just realize that the passage of time can change your targets. Do you plan to execute these
>>20787351
I got lazy and now I'm not only lagging SPX, I'm lagging DJI on the 3mo. Still ahead on 6 but something is fucky with my portfolio and I'm thinking it's my financials exposure

I bought the dip on ECL at 193.50 but it's going to dip again tomorrow.
When you check the market and see ECL at 180 remember me and laugh.

>>20787478
I am ok with it though tomorrow seems like a great day to make money

So apparently Kodak is transitioning to a pharmaceutical company and their stock mooned 400% today.

Like seriously, what the fuck even is 2020?

Also I bought some tech to try and offset it on the same day MS yelled bubble.

What happened on investing.com? Where are NASDUMP futures?

>>20787561
>Do you plan to execute these
No, and also I forgot about the dividend, so that will make it harder to sell them at the price I want.

>>20787598
I skip one Trump presser because I got sick of listening to journos and it costs me tens of thousands of dollars in not buying into Kodak.

>>20787634
how? I feel like it happened so fast that no one made any real profits. Besides the guy who was inside trading.

>>20787210
They should change it to NASDUMP

>>20787586
You're able to navigate the possible shitstorm tomorrow? I wish you gains in your trades anon. Other than that single AMD put, I have 10 calls on INTC with a strike price of 50 on 7/31, 3 calls on TSM with a strike price of 80 on 7/31, 40 shares of AMD, 20 shares of INTC, 18 shares of MSFT, and 20 shares of TSM. Also 5 shares of JNUG. That's my current portfolio. I'm still so green at this.

>>20787667
????? did you fucking check the stock you DONKEY

>>20787379
> RST is up 100%+ since the Rona flu

Jesus Christ, how did this get missed so hard?

>took some bad options losses and decided to just quit while I was still up for the year
>dumped 10K in MSFT, AAPL, and...1K in TGT
>40K in cash
>even if the market tanks so hard that MSFT and AAPL drop 50% I'll still have 45K

We'll see where MSFT and AAPL are in a year.

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War with China is inevitable.

>>20787777
Economic, cyber, and psychological warfare is the new conventional warfare.

>>20787777
Quads confirm that annoying Raytheon chads will make a comeback.

>>20787777

>>20787619
They are now called US Tech 100
No idea why. Wtf.

>>20787777
>zerohedge
Were defentily gonna get in some sort of conflict with them. We just don't know where itll be a proxy war or an outright confrontation

buy things that are NOC
don't buy things that aren't NOC
simple as that

Yeah bank rates are shit but having no savings at all is just asking for a big epic shit fest to fall upon you. Most adults now can't even cough up 10,000 in green on the spot if their lives depended on it. Yeah you could sell stocks or put the nut on the credit card but all your doing is fucking yourself long term that way..

>>20787777
Even with quads, I am numb to this.

>>20787777

The US and China are already at war with each other. The only armed conflict that happens anymore is between second/third world countries, and first world on second/third world countries. This is going to be a century of information wars and psychological sabotage the likes of which the human race is evolutionarily hopeless and defenseless against.

>>20787866
>Most adults now can't even cough up 10,000 in green
The average American has never been able to do that.

>>20787777
Power Armor intensifies.

What pattern is this?

B L O O D
L
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G R E E N
R
E
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N

>>20787725
I wouldn't get too ahead of yourself, they haven't turned a profit since 2010. I'm probably buying but selling before earnings.

>>20786956
What the dang heck is happening with SLV lately

>>20787907

There was an anon in here the other week shilling his parabolic support/resistance TA on SPY. Might've been right after all.

Based US tech 100 green vs boomer US 30

>>20787919
Yeah, I'm going to watch it like a hawk tomorrow and debate throwing a couple percent at it.

Why am I so fucking bad at this??? KODK went up 50% AH???

>>20787958
Kodak? Ah yes the famous pharmaceutical company.

>>20787958
Because we are all rich but you, right?

Dow 26k
S&P 3200
Nasdaq 10k
...
remember /biz/

>>20787982
I remember
how could I ever forget ~

>>20787958
I'm still not getting why it went from 7.60 to 13 AH. Was there another announcement?

>>20787958
Literally everyone bet against that dude lol. A quarter of the board bought puts

>>20787625
Fs in the chat
If I were you I would be more worried about that fast approaching expiration while you hold your entire net worth in otm options.
You know if the share price stays exactly where it is today in two weeks you will still watch your position fall significantly.
How many contracts do you own total? There may not be enough volume to even dump them my dude.
At least IV isn't so bad but the odds of going broke from this trade are like 58%

>>20787777
Yeah right

>"I WILL NUKE YOU FUCKING CHINKS!!"
>"NO I WILL NUKE YOU AMERICAN PIGS!!"
That would be the "conflict"

Weird times.

>>20788010
nice id sir

>>20788010
uh oh stinky curry

>>20788010
>CuURRys1
lmao

>>20788036
I want them to be weirder again.

>>20787947
There is nothing based about FAANG.

>>20787777
PUMP MY LMT TO MOON

>>20787902
Noise
>>20787866
So then put your savings as a cash balance in your brokerage account and make 1% instead of 0.50%
Hell etrade even sells checks now. There's no reason to have a real bank in 2020

>>20788022
100 contracts

At one point a few trading days ago I was only down $3500. Probably should have sold them instead of buying more.

>>20787902
windsock on blustery day

>>20788010
Typical Jew shake off and AH cheapie grab, pajeet

APHA earnings tomorrow, been bagholding LEAPS since before the plandemic, now they're finally breaking even. IDK why I continued to hold them into earnings, I bet I'm gonna get fucked.

>>20788144
>APHA earnings tomorrow
Oh yeah I forgot the dude weed still exists.

Guys, how do I get Trump to mention TLRD or GNUS on a live telecast so that I can offload these massive bags?

>>20788106
LMT is like NOC but less cool and more expensive
think about it

>>20787777
Fuck Ch*na

>>20788015
>buying puts at close
>on a stock that was at one point up 330%
>on a stock with >1000x average volume
why would you do this to yourself? Buy puts at end of morning pump, sell later in the day

>>20788187
I really hope that fat mouse didn't get hurt.

Stupid question and I’m being totally serious. How do I invest in gold and silver . Do I actually go buy gold or is there a stock or something?

>>20788178
It's been smoked for thousands of years. I think it'll be fine long term, but my LEAPs expire the start of next year

How do I buy aramco?

I have done some TA for you guys what do you think?

>>20788278
you're not gonna make this the next 'what the fuck is a broker' anon

>>20788288
Thanks bud, just bought 100K!

>>20788288
>penis charts
You're gonna make it

>>20788298
well I sure as h*ck can try :)

>>20788269
me too fren

>>20788278
Google it and then ask us if somethings confusing. Too many shit posts and trolls like this recently.

>>20788280
it [weed] has been smoked for thousands of years for free. no government, no big business, just getting dumb and fucking dumb hippy girls with long smelly hair and thick bush

only now do the Canadians think that they're going to make a fat multibillion dollar industry off of it
they might be right, who knows, but so far they've made a mess of the whole thing

>>20788288

Based, but not as based as my TA

>>20788187
Give them to me I would love to sell covered calls on gnus to stock twits

Am I the only one that bought KODK puts at 11.30 and sold at 7.50 then used the profit to buy actual stocks ? Am I really the only retard that knew it wouldn't crash immediately? I'm retarded but you guys are retarded on another level for sure.

>>20788321

>>20788282
You become a qualified foreign investor to gain access to tadawul.
Alternatively you can gain exposure through american funds like $ksa. >>20788126
Not too late to back off the ledge

>>20788253
Did I say that they did that? Just that they bought puts.

>>20788374
which stock is this and how do you know for sure it moon in big cup shape

>>20788374
0.5 minutes in paint but you get the idea

>>20788390
I have till the 21st of August for my puts to print. I'm not worried itll drop by next week

I BOUGHT ROKUUUUUUU!!!

>>20786246
Oh shit did you make this?
Looks like it took some talent.

>>20788444

It's an older image someone posted of the ratio between ETH/BTC, and I know because I cross-referenced that day's horoscopes with the earth's celestial alignment.

>>20788463
I'm rooting for you fren. I'm definitely gonna sell these at opening tomorrow. Then I'll keep it on my watch list until we see another Black Swan event.

I feel like watching people buy stocks and regret it is literally just this: https://youtu.be/t2I6hAhaGAc

>>20788366
Honestly I've tried the drinks and they're great. No hangover, about as strong as a beer, very easy to control, taste way better. The vapes are also great. They grow for less than 1$ a gram all in, and can sell for higher. I'd rather be wrong and lose it all then to miss out on being right and get rich

This is just the calm before the next leg up, right? Vaccine approvals, new therapeutics, mass evictions, dollar tanking. All super bullish.

faggots told me amd already happened, I might not go up 2000% but I'm still making money.

>>20788538

Classic end of day selloff, next-morning dump followed by run up to highs lower than today's lows.

What are you guys going to be picking up cheap tomorrow? I'm hoping for MSFT below 200. Or is this the beginning of the end?

>>20788523
what is the best drink, how much weed do they put in it? is it an APHA product?
are there any STZ+CGC drinks on the market yet?
I don't have any visibility on this because I'm not a Canada

>open an investing article that has an interesting headline
>>The Elliot Wave princi-
>close the article

>>20788567
>Or is this the beginning of the end?
I have a bias against tech. I think there's going to be like a three month slightly downard crab for NASDUMP.

>>20788545
amd is only pricing in 250 years of earnings right now, seems like it can run to 1000 years of earnings before it is a bubble

>>20788609
Long term fundamentals nothing beats tech. Literally the only thing that can stop FAGMAN is antitrust legislation, and that's probably dead in the water.

>>20788570
Aphria has some of the best vapes, oils, and quality and price point. cgc is mostly making the drinks, the drinks are great, but their cost to grow is too high. Only big players are Aurora and aphria in terms of profitability and Aurora is shit in terms of management. Just a bunch of cheerleaders who quit at the start of the year, just like CGC.

>>20788567
>under 2 hundge
>cheap
I'm in that fucker at $149
How long do you guys hold stuff for /smg/? What's the longest you ever held a position
Honestly a lot of the pain and strain I see in these threads can be resolved by hanging on for a while

>>20788662
>I'm in that fucker at $149

Yeah well I fucked up and went 100% cash in early June and have to start from scratch now, so cut me some slack.

>>20788545
You can thank Intel for being run by an accountant and diversity hires

Dang, HSBC had the game on point.

>>20788658
hmmm I see
all the others are not even worth mentioning?

>>20788231
I don't want my defense position to be cool or exciting. Boring and slow is preferable.

From what I read MSFT ain't even a party to the antitrust thing going on. They weren't invited. So if anything does happen to the others (Amazon/Google/FB) hell MSFT would probably benefit.

>>20788697
chuu chu chu chute

>>20788278
>mfw someone uses your post as a meme
Hey I did acknowledge it was a stupid question

USD approaching 2018 levels.
Not as bad as 2008 but I have a question.
What happened in April of 2018? I can’t remember. All I know is that trade war stuff happened but I’m not sure what timeframe. It had a pitfall ~a month prior and shot up in the end of April. The lows we see now are comparable to then with the rising tensions between the US and China. Apparently the US as a GDP debt ratio of ~105% whereas China has a GDP debt ratio of ~303%. The Yuan falls just as the dollar is doing right now and the Euro is going up and up. Everyone is throwing a fit about the US even though all markets are red. This is my first year trading so I’m not sure about what happens in the summer, let alone election year during the summer. Is this all FUD or is there legitimate concern beyond nobody wanting to buy the dollar and the FED’s incessant printing?

>>20788619
Amd is going to kill Nvidia next. Nvidia is making the same mistakes now that intel made 5 years ago and they will pay dearly.

>>20788736
Everybody has to start somewhere bud, don't take it personally it's just funny (to me anyway)

>>20788729
I’d hit it and be back for seconds. And give her a collar.

>>20788574
Based. Now tell me how much money I’m going to make off my sexy Roku shares.

>>20788736
>2qt
did you buy the gold yet or nah?

>>20788366
They fucked up taxing it at the start. Tax free first year and then go up sliding to destroy illegal market

>>20788776

Roku has been crabbing since mid 2019. Better for swing or day trading, and you happened to catch it at the top of one of the swings.

>>20788776
idk I'm more concerned about gold signaling the collapse of global finance for the third time in 12 years

>>20788366
>only now do the Canadians think that they're going to make a fat multibillion dollar industry off of it
The duality of the government approach to it has been tiresome. The whole thing turned out like most people didn't want to legalize but boy Trudy boy was elected with that on his platform and he wanted to do it so they did. In exchange they made it extremely difficult for those grower businesses to turn a profit; can't advertise, have to jump through hoops in the supply chain nobody in any other sector, including alcohol/tobacco/firearms have to, need approval from health Canada to expand grow operations, health Canada also has its nose stuffed firmly in to the M&A process for everything.

It's shit and this is the reason I don't like to trade it anymore. It's like yeah it's legal and you can sell it but your road to profitability is the American Gladiators gauntlet without all the blue padding.

>>20788814

What strike do you think is reasonable for SPY puts

>>20788750
Currently that's wishful thinking. If anything Nvidia is doing to AMD what AMD did to Intel. They are outpacing them on R&D and fabrication and the NVIDIA drivers actually work on PCs.

Radeon will need a kick in the ass to get out of their rut.

>>20788451
nice

>>20788831
Wait, how many terms do you get in Canada as the PM?

Reminder; DIS reports earnings soon. Dump expected. Prepare to bag cheapies. Hopefully it'll tank to 100 or under. I'm long DIS; any chance to bag cheap shares is a gift.

>>20788857
Remember, this is clown world. DIS will go up.

>>20788844
Don't try to time le dippe until it starts, if you bought a bunch of March 1 puts in January you'd have eaten shit

>>20788755
I did buy 25 shares of TSM today @$78 so I think that was smart , no hard feelings bro , enjoy my post , at least it brings you joy so I’m ok with it
>also I fucked this gal last night so I can’t be too mad

>>20788880

I didn't ask for exp, I asked for strike.

>>20788808
The top? Huh I thought it was bullish looking on Friday and now that I could get in below then it would be good. Oh well!

>>20788845
I don't disagree but AMD is creeping on market share. We have to remember AMD has no where near the RnD budget of Nvidia and what they do have is split between cpus and GPUs. I think they'll start getting better but we'll know for sure this fall with the new cards being released.

>>20788737
>What happened in April of 2018?
Trade war stuff is correct.
>not sure about what happens in the summer, let alone election year during the summer
Election starts to be on the market's mind past labor day.
>Is this all FUD or is there legitimate concern beyond nobody wanting to buy the dollar and the FED’s incessant printing?
The exchange rates aren't as big of a deal as they seem if you're invested.
People are mostly pointing it out as validation (along with rising PM prices) that there are inflation concerns driving the weakening dollar.

>>20788883

>>20788785
No I bought 25 shares of TSM Instead.

Why did these niggers change the price for nasdaq and s&p 500
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>20788814
is the collapse of global finance bullish for silver miners?

I hope CLSK dips soon

Daily reminder anime is for weebo faggots

>>20788886
69p 9/11

>>20788869
That’s because The Mouse has the retard strength of billions of Americans behind it. And because retail retards ALWAYS short it.

>>20788855
There is no fixed number of terms a leaf PM can do. As long as he keeps getting re-elected and opposition party does not non-confidence vote him to force another election, he stays. There is a fixed term length for majority government so it winds up being an election roughly ever four years.

>>20788814
The third time, huh?
Well if it doesn’t happen this time, I’d reinterpret how you use that indicator.

>>20788933

You're a funny guy, Tommy. You're really funny.

>>20788930
You mean weebs who are based and high test and refuse to be shamed into slave morality like normalfags.

>>20788761
>her

>>20788917
unironically yes, everything will dump during GFC3 but gold and silver will break ATH like a month later

>>20788957
I'm talking about GFC1 and GFC2 retard, Sep 2008 and March 2020

GFC3 is absolutely possible right now

>>20788924
>CLSK
>Dip
Kek

>>20788985
what if the global recession has been priced in already?

>>20788683
That's kinda what I mean tho

>>20787069
Based. I was shjilling xrx a few weeks ago.

>>20789019
A v shaped recovery is priced in

There is no v shaped recovery

>>20788977
No the faggots who sit in their parents basement, worship and jack off to shitty jap cartoons, and live a life of no significance/purpose.
Also buy AMD

Im going to buy about 100 shares of Aphria, what do you guys think

AMD crash on open? I don't believe it'll suddenly reverse its years-long behavior and tendency to crash on earnings.

I knew I should have waited until EOD to buy this retardpump. I hope I was right about waiting for today.

>>20788729
>her

short it

>>20788985
>>20789081

>>20789081
what if we just constantly price in v shape recovery?

>>20789171
Then crabworld forever. We may as well also price in all earnings and news for companies too

What will this look like tomorrow?

Whats your favorite Federal Reserve Bank™ item? For me, it's the United States Federal Reserve Note®. The best investment. I even ask for extra Stimulus® sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked Jerome Powell for Stimulus® sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Federal Reserve Bank™ worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Federal Reserve Bank™, I go there at least 3 times a week for investing advice and a large order of Quantitative Easing, 1-2 times for BRRRRRRRR on the weekend, and maybe once for after-hours when I'm in a rush but want a great pump that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily V-Shaped Recovery needs. I even dip my United States Federal Reserve Notes® in Federal Reserve Bank™ sauce, it's delicious! What a great bank.

Lol at people on Stocktwits going all in tech at the top

>>20789152
I'm still invested but I'm shifting into gold and cash as the clacking gets louder. Right now 75% equities.

>>20789102
>AMD crash on open?
169.54 years to get a return on your investment is perfectly normal bro.

>>20789225
>the top
what top?
literally any point, or any day, you could have bought at since march is "the top"

Are Penny Stock Generals still happening?

Hoping some people bought OPK today. XRX and T are also at good prices! and don't forget MMM!

>>20789205
kek

>>20789331
Follow the hype, I bought pharma-memes during the whole vaccine news, held till I felt like they were going to crash then sold. Pennies are all luck, you can easily make massive gain or lose it all at any given time.

>>20788985
>I'm talking about GFC1 and GFC2 retard, Sep 2008 and March 2020
March 2020 wasn’t a GFC though. It was just a regular market crash caused by a sudden global recession (drop in aggregate demand).

>>20788985
You have absolutely no idea what you're talking.

Stocks I want to buy if I can find an entry:
RSG V PLD
APD CAT DPZ
HD NVDA
Anyone own any of these? My boomerfolio hungers.

So why is no one investing in JCpenney or Macys stocks when they're inevitably going to be bought out? Don't you guys want those sweet share conversions?

seeing shit like Kodak, and other pump n dumps just make me realize im wasting my time trying to chase safe bets to get +20% a year, maybe +50% if im super lucky like tech part of my portfolio mooning again

but what's the point of it all when some lucky retard can get +300% just by buying a meme stock early enough

>>20789514
Because of the fantasy of that lucky retard being you. Is this a rhetorical question

>>20789509
You do realize they very well might declare bankruptcy, plummeting the shares before getting bought out, which already has dogshit profitability in general?

You do NOT want to buy a company in hopes of it being bought out.

>>20789514
Could just hold a bunch of random pennies for whatever you can afford to lose and hope one of them jumps 100%+

>>20789377
I agree that penny stocks are very volatile. However, OPK is a solid company with a serious boost with their projected revenue. Signing contracts to sell their tests to professional sporting leagues is going to make this company move hard after they post earnings. Furthermore, larger investment funds will start positions into this after the price stays elevated for a few months. This stock is headed to $10

>>20789514
Envy will bankrupt you.

>>20789544
>You do NOT want to buy a company in hopes of it being bought out.

One of the best bets I've seen in recent years is people buying into tech startups only to be gobbled up by jewgle. If they declare bankruptcy and the stock plummets, why not buy in then for the inevidable buyout

>>20789473
Not bad. Could use some AAPL, MSFT, and MMM.

>>20789471
>>20789453
I bet you think inflation is a bigger threat than deflation right now

>>20787055
What did you do you degenerate? Are you one of those accidentallys who had a 16 yr old gf and fucked up and turned 18 or are you one of the sick fucks who need to be purged?

>>20789514
It is ironic because rising silver costs in the 80's or 90's were detrimental to companies involved with photography. I just heard this second hand but when photo development was still a big business it required silver and the rising costs screwed KODAK lol

I hope tech goes down hard.

I made 50% off TSM.
I hope it goes back to the fucking 50s and everything else drops just as much.

SOXL for $60, plz.

Uhhhhhh bros?
I wonder if HonkKongAnon is okay...

>>20789634
Go away branch covidian.

>>20789630
Why exactly would tech go down hard now?

>>20789651
We might run out of greater fools.

>>20789646
>there are unironic boomer qultists on /smg/

>>20789625
>I just heard this second hand but when photo development was still a big business it required silver
Just learning how film used to work? Film used silver halide crystals differentially exposed to light to produce pictures.

This is also why vampires would not originally be captured on film - the film relied on silver.

>>20789651
Earnings reports and congressional hearings, regardless of their content, triggering a pullback and stop-loss cascade.

>>20789509
JC Penneys is likely being bought out by Sycamore Partners. That news hit this morning.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/private-equity-firm-sycamore-poised-to-buy-jcpenney-merge-it-with-belks-2020-07-27

Aby opinions on Aphria APHA? Thinking about buying 100 shares at open

>>20789694
>This is also why vampires would not originally be captured on film - the film relied on silver
I hadn't actually heard that reasoning before.

Mirrors were largely silver based, too, for awhile.

>>20789694
I wonder if those bogus silver colloid tinctures will go up in price now. Silver colloid is only good for one thing, and that is producing feminized cannabis seeds.

>>20789694
Eh... that last part is a stretch since the root of that part of the vampire mythos is probably due to them not having a reflection.

It would make a lot more sense if you said it’s because ancient mirrors were backed with a layer of silver or something.

>>20789630
Kinda want this too, but if it dumped that hard, it probably wouldn't end this week or even next.

>>20789812
>that last part is a stretch
I didn't invent the reasoning boyo, I'm just telling you. You can do a simple search and see the idea going back many decades.

>>20787561
my broker lets me borrow against my account at 2.5% it's better than any short term loan I could get right now I imagine and I don't have to run my credit even

>>20787351
I'm up $16,579 this month

>>20789858
Tits or gtfOPK

Who else here hopped on the Fireeye train? I know I'm not the only one here who saw this coming.

>>20787351
Up $272 (6%) in my boomer TFSA, $133 (18%) in my fun account.

>>20789779
>Canadian

>>20789904
I've averaged around $5k a month the last two years overall. this month has been a higher swing

>>20787351
Very well this month thanks to shinies gold and silver. Biggest position was and remains a 2x long (futures tracking) on silver, which is +73% at current price.

>>20787382
I want to hear more from Powell about his previous suggestion of maybe letting inflation rise above the traditional 2% target.

>>20789779
my experience with weed stocks in 2018 can be summed up with one sentence

thank god i broke even

>eviction threat
Best RV tickers to keep following American misery?

>>20789967
God I wish that was mounting my face.

How’d the PALL trade go?

>>20790003
>How’d the PALL trade go?
Doing fine! It's not roaring bull charge or anything but it's firmly green.

What are the odds I get a better entry point on LMT?

Maybe Boeing or RTX earnings could cause the sector to sell off

The sorrow just doesn't end.

>Still crabbing on stocks
>No where near getting rich
>Hope of escape is flickering
>Sibling keeps getting a more noticeable depressed look on his face
>My own advice backfired leading to him reducing his risk the next time the market opened....it was a dump day
>One of the holdings he was swinging....did well recently (don't believe that he reduced risk on that one but did sell for a small gain)
>Assuming it's price jumps tomorrow he could've doubled or more...likely making back a decent chunk of his loss
>I was the one sketched out by it and didn't recommend jumping back in...

It's the shackles of wageslavery for my family it seems. I won't be able to free them. I failed them. Even though I can walk out with a small gain, it's by no means retirement tier. As for my sibling his loss is likely in the thousands but he has significantly less saved up than me so it's a bigger hit in a way and makes my gains pointless. What is it to me to succeed if he should fail?

I just wanted to free us from wageslavery but I couldn't pull it off. The sorrow doesn't stop pulling at me, this pit of despair.

Was gonna post an edited Apu but didn't want it taken and used by others when it symbolizes my emotions. I wouldn't be able to look it if it were used in a funny context. So instead here is a broken down wojak.

>>20790038
Covered calls bebe

>>20789956
What are your rules?

>>20790065
have a big portfolio

>>20790087
Just random walk?

>>20790087
Big as in $ or number of positions?

>>20790124

What's the difference?

>>20790124
Big as in Brian!

AAAAAAAA FUCKING END THIS CRAB PLEASE I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

>>20790110
just been averaging into a bunch of positions, it's hard not to be doing well
>>20790124
reminder $T paying divvies on the 3rd

AAPL to _____ after earnings?

>>20790147
Exx div already happened. Xerox pays a big divvy and you got plenty of time to build a nice position. MMM also has a good yield.

I’m going to have to hold my NAK bags for a while probably.

ill be ordering from uber eats or postmates and there will just be a bottle of regular coca cola and no diet coke or coke zero

so i say ok i wont order from your website you piece of shit.

>>20790204
Use the loss as a right off and gtfo out of that shitty company.

>>20790186
yup it's pending. it's nice to have consistent income. I got into KHC for the dividend and it's up 50%. I should look into xerox. dunno if I'd touch MMM

>>20790179
pump

>>20790213

Do you live in Europe?

Feel like /biz/ is sleepin on $VYST

>>20790233
no united states and its big companies too

they just are too lazy to fix it and make their service good

so many things you cant customize either and leave you hanging with shit you dont even want

>>20790235

Go to your fucking penny stock thread.

>>20790218
MMM is honestly way safer than XRX in my opinion. XRX might be a good play but MMM has a way more stable source of revenue.

>>20790042
You and your brother just need to wage slave for 50 years.

>>20790261

Oh okay, so you weren't just ordering now. Or were you...? Real nigga hours right now.

>>20790289
ya i am i just woke up at 9 pm\

>>20790061
What the fuck about them?
Are you implying I should have 38,666k worth of LMT? I can’t do that.

>>20790297

West coast then? Do you normally go to bed after market close or something?

>>20790333
no i usually be awake for the opening of the market and then fall asleep shortly after

>>20789905
how'd you know?

>>20790373

Ah, I see.

>>20790373
Proper nap / masturbation time is during Japan break

>>20790272
You could offer me the most beautiful woman on the planet to be me my wife but my family (immediate family) would have to be wagies for life and I'd still decline and I'm ugly to boot! I don't have many desires, but freeing them from wageslavery is a goal I don't want to fail! I just wanted to give them a comfy life...

>>20790255
whats this? some sorta betting site?

>>20790301
I was implying that exactly. Sorry if I offended you

>>20790410

I wanted to be freed from wage slavery too. Then I got laid off and now I have like a year and a half before I go broke. Debating whether to KMS or go homeless afterward

>>20788725
Nothing will happen to Google and Facebook. They're part of national security. Bezos can go get fucked sideways.

>>20789917
>Playing with actual lunch money
You need some type of income, otherwise you're just wasting your time.

>>20789646
BABY
DICK
FUCK

>>20790463

Don't know why they bother with the hearings. Who's being appeased exactly?

You think RTX will ever recover? It crushed earnings but the stock is still down.

>>20790385
Palo Alto doing well during their earnings after the pandemic (same sector is doing great) + Fire Eye laid off people at the start of the pandemic (so less operating overhead) + all the cyber attack news in the last 2 months. Plus they were switching models from an up front contract to subscription which fucked their guidance/forward look, but actually works if you give it a chance. I think it's one of the few cases where DD actually worked for me as I can't do proper research on big companies for shit (because everything is unironically priced in). That being said it actually pumped way more than I thought it would.

>>20790417
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

>>20790516
Other businesses.

>>20790424
No just made me sad.
It’s going to be a long time before I can stack that much in my IRA to make tax-free covered calls gains.

Bros i just remembered this

https://www.rollcall.com/2020/07/28/big-tech-antitrust-hearing-could-be-colossal-or-mere-theater/

Sell your tech at open

Tomorrows theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

VALE covered calls. Can't go tits up.

>>20790602

Wow thanks, the rest of us completely forgot about this.

Why are they so many retards in these threads?

Do you really believe you're smart enough to dodge the upcoming dump without any losses? Really think hard and deep before you respond to my post before you further mock the reputation of /smg/ threads without looking like a shill bot who spouts a reaction image with no information to contribute.

>>20790602
imagine questioning them and giving them time to fix their mistakes instead of just shutting them down outright

Should I put 2k tomorrow into Lemonade or Fastly?

NEW THREAD
>>20790694
>>20790694
>>20790694

>>20790595
Well I'm sure you've heard this plenty of times, but you should max your contributions and learn to cook. Cut back on irrational expenses that bring little joy.

>>20790261
I think that they assume that coke zero drinkers will have 12 packs of the stuff at home