/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20686439
so when you make it you want to live in a digital render of a room? ngmi

>>20686439
cringe

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>>20686439
lol looks like my boomer parent's modest house. kys

>>20686439
what exactly are you supposed to do in a room like this?

>>20686753
is that a bed for manlets?

>>20686519
based and uncletedpilled

Why would anyone ever want to live in the city if you don't need to?

>>20686789
Stare at the paintings and pretend you understand art.

>>20686439
That's a easy one

>>20686861
Good access to bars/restaurants.

>>20686861
some of us aren't autistic loners

something by the beach

>>20686519
how do I get a home like this

>>20687162
lol, fuck cityfags

>>20686464
when my 2K linkies are at $1 EOY I'll be able to afford a valve index and gaming comp and then I can live wherever I want!

>>20686439
that is not comfy at all

>>20687338
You have to go to college

>>20686439

>>20687162
>autistic loners
There is literally no reason to live in the city if you have a family and some friends already.

>>20686789
Sleep and fuck. What else you do in a bedroom?

>>20687162
I love the forest. It is bad to live in cities: there, there are too many lustful, uncouth, and murderers. Furthermore, cities have no way to handle a societal collapse, when a black swan comes the cities get hit the hardest, the longest, with the most brutal forms of cannibalistic rage where the survivors eat each other up once by one. There are plenty of social interactions in the wild, the gun range, the church, the chess club, bring people back to your own home. Unless you think you need a new person every single day, but then you are the autistic loner, you just happen to be in a crowd.

>>20686753

TV is too small

All I really want out of life is to achieve wealthy NEETdom so that I can hide in my gated community and spend all my days lifting heavy weights, cooking nice meals, and playing vidya.

>>20687140
The places were frustrated wagies spit in your food?
The places were you are so cucked of authentic social relationships, that you have to give something in exchange for a meal?

>>20687245
Looks pretty nice other than that ugly column

>>20688089
The places I go to get drunk with friends.

>>20686753
nice view

>>20686439
I like simplicity and functionality.

>>20687140
>>20687162
go back

The red pill is that if someone escape this shitty system, he shouldn't feed back this shitty system.
>>20688201
Often, people you get drunk with are not your friends. There are bars in the country by the way. But they should be avoided there as well. People in bars are particularly shitty.

>>20686439
buying this house

>>20686902
lmao
an american person posted this

>>20686439
Soulless.
>>20686519
Soul.

>>20686753
Bugmanned.

>>20688412
based

>>20686439

>>20688035
>gated community
HOA'd, cucked, live with neighbor scum, and retard pilled. Time to go back.

>>20688228

>>20686753
So your dream is a luxury hotel. Expand your horizons.

>>20688228
this
I spend most of my free time on the internet, I don't need fancy surroundings

>>20688386
>pic related

>>20686439

>>20688035
Finally someone with a bit of taste. I'd like more light and greenery, but this is on the right track.

>>20686902
four, count em, FOUR sofas. Dare I say, ngmi?

>>20688653
Looks like the set of a story reading program for kids.

>>20686439
I'd like to live in the Pinnacle Penthouse for a couple of years to say that I did before fucking off to somewhere else while it gets remodeled to replace the tacky po-mo interior with something more sympathetic to the building's facade.

>>20688690
>gated community
>taste

>>20689264
Wasn't talking about the gated community. That's cucked as hell. Merely the aesthetic of the room.

>>20686439
this room looks like a poor person trying to look rich

>>20689317
It's cold and sterile.

>>20689143
Mirin

>>20686439
>>20686753
>>20686861
>>20686902
>>20687245
>>20687468
>>20687496
>>20688653

Never going to make it with this shit taste.

>>20687162
ngmi

>>20689376
It uses warm, natural materials that are well matched, and the room has a pleasing continuity. In an earlier comment I suggested more greenery and natural light, not that the photo was a perfect example of where I'd like to live.

>>20686439

Jeffrey Epstein looking place

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>>20686519

>>20689697
This is the only right answer.

>>20689619
obviously if we could instantly photograph the perfect example of where we'd like to live it would look much different from the photos in which we have selected from google images

roflcopter

>>20689697
I wonder how these places are built. I'd love to live in a sea lab for a while.

>>20689697
Pretty cool, until am earthquake

>>20689719
Don't really know what you're trying to say here. I was just responding to the charge of 'cold and sterile'.

>>20689787
Has there been an underwater house that got its windows shattered? Or maybe it sprung an infinitesimal little leak that would cut you in half if you walked through it because of the immense pressure of the ocean pushing in through that leak?

I'm going to have an indoor koi pond so the racoons and herons can't steal them.

I wold like to replicate this room
https://youtu.be/5xdQNrk9lcI

>>20689840
kill yourself

Just something cozy with lots of natural light and good ventilation for the cigars me and the anons are going to light up in celebration of making it 5ever

>>20690008
Have it outside If raccoons eat the koi out of it. Put in a alligator

Comfy

>>20690018
>I wold like to replicate this room

>>20686519
Extremely based.

>>20690385
but then the gator will eat the koi

Only through Christ will you truly make it, plebs.

>>20691086
Only put the alligator in after raccoon bastards eat all the koi

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>>20691139
but then it's a gator pond not a koi pond. actually way more based than a koi pond anyway

>>20686439
this room is literally from Rainbow 6 Siege in the bank

>>20686439

Tadao Ando designed rooms are truly make it worthy. Money means shit. You have to convince Tadao you are worthy to live in a house custom designed by him. Once you have done that, all other mansions look like nigger in rap video shit.

>>20691165
Self sustaining until the raccoons get smart about going near it

>>20690258
You first, oh thou successful experiment in human misery.

>>20689099

Jeffrey Epstein tier

>>20691191
he is alright..

ray kappe is comfy god tier 70s aesthetic

>>20691268
Is it offensive to you that I should want this?

>>20691446
Nope.

>>20691312
That looks like a really dangerous fireplace.

>>20691312
Am i retarded or won’t the smoke kind of go everywhere like I get there’s a vent above it. But still all your shit is going to smell like smoke 24/7

>>20691624
Lmao one windstorm and that tree Is going through your window

>>20691640
>t. outdoors expert

>>20690008
I saw this house in a porn

>>20691741
sauce?

>>20686439
>based and lebowski pilled

>>20691797
I don't remember the name but it was french bbc lol, search for it on beeg.com

Victor Hugo's house in Guernsey

Going to buy a house in a private neighborhood so when my daughter becomes a teenager she will tweet about bringing immigrants to the country and applying useless social policies for the masses.

>>20691676
Definitely not a outdoors expert haven’t left the house for something other than work for 6 months

House is built on high ground high ground = strong wind. Tree goes through window and kills dog

Simple and functional

>>20691819
Do you have a job sir?

>>20691949
don't worry anon I know this feel
if LINK ever comes close to $1k a pop I'm selling and going to live somewhere nice, and I'll get lots of sun and outdoors in my backyard

>>20692221
What an injustice for this post not to get quads.

>>20692353
Quads?

>>20692608
Holy shit the number of newfags on /biz/ is absolutely nauseating.

>>20692629
I know right? Because you were never a newfag here were you?

I bet you were on biz before biz even existed you thundercunt faggot.

>>20692867
>Quads?
I lurked for years before posting. KYS "thundercunt."

>>20692747
Opulent but elegant. Rich people back then had taste because the ones who built mansions were educated nobles while rich people today treat their own faces as coloring books.

>>20686753
living in a high rise seems comfy but also terrifying.. maybe a smaller or not as tall flat would be nice

>>20692608
Leave

>>20692889
You being too insecure to post for years isn't my problem dickhead.

Have sex faggot and stop being the creep who watches girls and never approaches them. Maybe then you'll stop taking your anger out on others you fucking mess of a human.

>>20692967
>too insecure to post
holy shit

>>20692608
>>20692222

>>20686439
Classical-style house with cheap Ikea-tier furniture and a weird-ass postmodern style desk.
Confusing and tasteless.

>>20686519
Cuckshed/10
Dirty and Tasteless.

>>20686753
Sofa position blocks view of the tiny-ass television from the bed.
Not a fan of the thick rug.
Too poor that you can only afford a tiny room somewhere in the mid-tier levels of the apartment complex, likely in a cheap part of a shitty city.
Claustrophobic and Tasteless.

>>20686861
Gaudy with too much useless clutter.
Probably has an old person smell unless you open all windows and doors, in which case the house becomes too drafty with zero insulation.
What the hell is with those geese statues?
Cold-ass tile flooring.
Chilly and tasteless.

>>20686902
Same as above, but is a slight improvement with the wooden floor.
Too many useless lamps that put out virtually no light.
Too many sofas positioned all over the place
Ugly wallpaper color.
Pointless mirror, probably to reflect what little lighting there is at night.
Tasteless.

>>20687245
Ugly pillar that doesn't match the rest of the house aesthetically.
White outdoor furniture that will permastain in a months time.
Would work as a vacation home, because you can only stand to stay there for at most a week.
Tasteless.

>>20687468
>>20687496
Pretty cool and tasteful, not sure why that is.

>>20687554
Poor lighting, no sitting furniture.
Probably leaks in rainy seasons and becomes damp and moldy.
Pot plant that will wither in a week.
Tasteless.

>>20688035
This looks like the reception to a hotel, with a steakhouse restaurant side-business.
Stone walls and floors, probably cold as fuck at night.
Tasteless.

>>20688228
>"I read Diogenes once and decided to throw out all my possessions. Except for the stuff I find important."
Tasteless and a poser.

>>20688412
A collection all of one type of gun.
Tasteless.

>>20688503
Too much clutter.
TV too close to the sofa.
Too many plates and cutlery, probably will never use 99% of them.
Tasteless.

>>20692608
when someone gets the last 4 digits of their post number all one digit.
> Quads = 2069XXXX
> Trips = 206923XXX
> Dubs = 206926XX
and so on. They say there are rarer numbers in an epoch though I have only witnessed this a spare few times.

>>20687140
someone post the barcade copypasta

>>20693549
>being autistic enough to type all of this shit out
>tasteless

>>20691107
If there were ever a church influenced by demons, this'd be it. What a nightmare.

>>20689857
It's only like 20ft underwater. A leak would be a problem but the pressure would be more like a garden hose.

>>20693569
Thank you fren

>>20688653
>"I want people to think I'm smart and cultured, will my collection of crusty old books that I personally have never read, and my 18th century design choices."
>"I fantasize about being an explorer often, and was bullied in school because of it."
A fireplace in the same room as all those books and ignitable furniture.
Tasteless and trying too hard.

>>20689143
This guy is likely fat, has abhorrent personal hygiene, and has touched a child at least once in his life.
Tasteless.

>>20689697
Expensive, and the novelty will wear out in a week.
Tasteless.

>>20690008
Lot of wasted space just to keep some goldfish.
Indoor pool with a wooden ceiling.
Is probably a weeb trying to hide his powerlevel.
Tasteless.

>>20690018
>"I watched A Clockwork Orange once and liked the style of it."
A poster of the most overrated classical artist in existence.
Tasteless and trying too hard.

>>20690284
This guy likes to larp as a viking on his weekends with his nerd friends.
Garden heater that kills the overall aesthetic of the room in one fell swoop.
Tasteless.

>>20690593
Again, looks like the lobby of a themed hotel.
Tasteless.

>>20691107
Brutalism is a shitty meme.
Tasteless.

>>20691191
Fell for the glass-walled outdoor swimming pool meme
Nice view, but tasteless.

>>20691312
Honestly kind of comfy, but will ultimately go up in flames because of the stack of old magazines right next to the open fire pit.
Tasteful but tasteless carpeting choice.

>>20691624
Nice view but tasteless.

>>20691819
Looks like the lounging area of a haughty golf club.
Tasteless.

>>20691897
Narrow-ass windows make it look like a jail cell.
No tea table.
Dirty wooden floor, probably used to be an outdoor area before being converted.
Tasteless.

>>20692221
>"I fantasize about being a pirate often, and was bullied in school because of it."
Tasteless.

>>20692676
Probably wears a tasteless million-dollar Richard Mille on his skinny wrist.
Lots of spare seats but no friends to invite over.
Tasteless.

>>20686439

>>20693986
the guitar ruins this one

>>20692747
Trump/10
Tasteless, but in a cool "fuck you" sort of way I guess.

>>20693671
>"I'm a pedophile who shouts "hehe" whenever I involuntarily orgasm. This occurs roughly once every 8 seconds."
Tasteless.

>>20693986
Probably doesn't even know how to play the guitar.
Tasteless.

>>20692911
>Rich people back then had taste
I'm pretty sure that's Donald Trump's place in Trump Tower.

>>20689697
Wouldn't enjoy trying to sleep in that room, thinking about the endless abyss full of monsters that surrounds me

>>20686519

>>20694006
Whatever.

Anyways, here's wonderwall

>>20694081
Imagine being under that at night, with the ocean completely black and invisible outside the windows. Spooky.
Space is better used as a breakfast nook or reading room.

Pic is my room right now. I feel like I’ve already made it. It’s only $350/mo and a 5 minute walk from all the bars. And I live with 68 other retards in the same house.

Will post again later if the thread is still alive once it’s clean. I do a deep clean every week on Sunday.

>>20694084
>"mommy why does that scary man live in a van?"

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>>20693549
>>20693976
>>20694031
tism'us maximus has spoken.

>>20694150
That's huge for a single room in a frat house

Mine was a double and half the size

Can’t wait to buy my Norman Jaffe house.

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>>20692608
newfaggot fuck off

>>20693763
No, you're thinking of this.

>>20694239
That’s because it’s in the exec suite nigguh

>>20694278
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>>20688035
Sunken living rooms are 70s as fuck, but I like them and want one

>>20693976
i didnt read any of that but im sure it was based

This whole thread is cringe

>>20691312
>SMITH
>What role did religion play in your household when you were growing up?
>KAPPE
>It was interesting, actually. I'm Jewish.
I knew the architect of that modernist bullshit was Jewish as soon as I laid eyes on it.

>>20694278
>The Jewish cemetery, heralded as a masterpiece, is designed by famed architect Norman Jaffe, who is also buried there.
I knew THIS modernist bullshit was Jewish as well

>>20691597
thems called chimneys anon, been around a while. That ones probably also fan assisted n sheeit. If you really want houses that stink tho, heating oil tanks are your goto. Diesel is pervasive.
>>20693549
I hope your trolling
I suspect you need beaten around the head with an ornamental goose statue or five regardless

>>20688719
this

>>20692051
Is that an entrance to a secret underground lair & submarine base?
If so, 10/10

>>20686439

pls just let me fuck off to the woods

>>20697296
Yes anon I too want bugs all over everything and constant dampness

>>20697334
imagine the smell though

>>20686519
Hi Ted, how's it going in prsion? What is your opinion on bitcoin?

>>20686439
Just give me that whole house from Ex Machina, desu senpai.