/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20599860
Why didnt anyone tell me about JAMF

>>20599860
TSLA TO $2K EOW

Anime feet

Nigger

How can I buy 4CHN?

>>20599860
When will DFFN moon?

I was so depressed last week. I can't tell you how good it feels to finally be making my way back up to breaking even. Going all in on penny stocks is the only way

Holy SHIT silver is DUMPING

what will be the catalyst that collapses TSLA? surely something will finally reveal the emperor has no clothes right?

balanced boomer portfolio coming through

Is anybody talking about OCN yet?

>>20599887
did a 12yo draw this what is this fucking amateur garbage
are you retarded?

>>20599908
>until it erases your gains instantly

IT'S ALL FUCKING DUMPING!!!!!

>>20599904
September. When they pass another testing phase.

>>20599908
>>20599904
/psg/ when?

>>20599917
Unironically when the shorts cave. They are doing far more to prop the price up than the TSLA bulls ever could.

I love cock

Should I sell TQQQ at open or hold? Assuming it pumps premarket (it will).

>>20599878
Im trying to convince myself to sell half a stack but Im greedy so as I take my silver coin tubes I must oy vey and cry
> noooo not my shiny cooooinz
I'll prob sell about 40%, book some profits, like I said 6.5 USD per ounce is good fucking enough. Besides, we're still running full stack of gold (altho I sold some paper gold to have more buying power for coming soon fun times)

Today I will remind them

>>20599928
>boomer
>no KO

>>20599917
Reminder you "people" are literally buying the exact top of the biggest fraud market in human history and will lose all of your money

>>20600000
What a waste

>>20600000
Quints of desperate shorting faggotry.

>>20600000

digits scare me maybe he right

>>20600000
look at the feds balance sheet tard

>>20599956
Damn that’s awhile

>>20600000
I AM a person.

>>20600000

>>20600000
seeth

>>20600000

delusional

>>20599860
hey guys, which broker can get me trading the fasted?

CHFS? anyone have any ideas?

I can't believe I bought the silver at the highest price it will literally ever be for the the rest of human history

>>20600091
Robinhood.

this guy is such a pathetic sad incel holy shit
he keeps writing "we" when he's just making shit up alone from his bedroom

>>20600048
How are you even holding anything with your ghost hands?

>>20599912
>Holy SHIT silver is DUMPING
Robinhood is closed.

>>20599928
To be a true boomer you need to add some GE, a random mutual fund, and some bonds.

>>20599860
That girl would not be able to carry even half of what she is carrying in the top left.

...is it a man?

"Any mining companies out there - please mine nickel! dont wait for the price to go up! Tesla will give you a giant contract for a long period of time if you mine nickel efficiently in an environmentally sensitive way" - Elon Musk July 2020 conference call

Still not too late to get into nickel.

>>20600000
guys should i pull out im scared now

>>20600105
i thought they made me sit on my cash for like a week before hand, are they all like that?

>>20600000

>>20600000
Quints but zero....

>>20600126
I’m going to hold but what do you think it gets too then? I have 6k shares already should I just keep acquiring more??

>>20599808
Thanks for the advice. $1000 isn't anywhere close to 1% for me but that's definitely good advice.

Sort of thought that would be common sense but you never know with all these Robin kiddies Lol

I'll just buy and let it sit there and see what happens

>>20600091
what the fuck is a broker?

>>20599912
Made me look.

Tech sell off tomorrow. I hope (you) cashed out today. It was your last chance

>>20599928
whats this app? Does it support europeen stonks? Im tirred of maintaining google sheet
>>20600066
>Trump winning is a vote for keeping America
what exactly is Trump doing that is keeping America lol
Printing trillions? Doing same things everyone else did with military? Not stopping chimps overtake?
There's literally 0 difference whos winning this election. Except maybe Biden wont be starting speeches with how well SP500 is doing

>>20600192
It's the name for apps on the t-mobile stock phones

>>20600137
No, it's clearly a flat chested tomboy.
I can tell you are a man of little culture.

>>20600178
Why did you get into it in the first place?

>>20600122
If it tanks NKLA they can say whatever they want. The company is fake scam 100% so any means to get it to $0 faster is OK by me

t.NKLA put holder

>>20600206

>>20600214
if she wasn't carrying twice her own weight without breaking a sweat i wouldn't have said anything

>>20600210
>Except maybe Biden wont be starting speeches with how well SP500 is doing
I don't think Trump knows what the SP500 is. He is a boomer to the core and lives and breathes the DOW. And when that was eating shit, the NASDAQ

>>20600000
fucking checked, there's no way tesla isn't crashing hard soon

>>20600222
Because sometimes biz memes make me a lot of money

>>20600210
How would voting Biden be “keeping America” when he has heavy ties to China?

>>20600180

Yes. Investing in miners is more about the value-investing mindset. I have done my due diligence on these companies, and know their worth. They are simply things to hold on to and be patient with.

By the way, please do me a favour. If anybody turns up in /smg/ or any other thread pretending to be me, and gives a stock recommendation, tell people not to listen to them. The main reason why I used a tripcode in the last thread (>>20597543) is so that I could say that. I am probably going to disappear from 4chan very soon, and never return.

>>20600000
GOLD AND SILVER WILL WIN

I'm feeling bullish on SNAP, think I'll pick some up tomorrow

>>20600000
I love tsla guys, but you are retarded if you dont think its going to dive down some after these massive gains.

Give it 5-10 years and tsla will probably be the #1 auto/battery/solar maker in the world, but there will be a pull back since the market for all their products is going to crash because everyones going ot be broke as fuck

>>20600322
Where do we send flowers

>>20600000
So many repeating digits. Maybe not the sage we wanted, but possibly the sage we deserve.

>>20599860
>booklink faggot again
Haven't you been laughed out of here enough times?

>>20600258
fair enough, still I dont see how would congress monetary, phiscal, social and any other behavior would change with different president and I also dont see Trump doing anything really. He just tweets and watches Fox News.
>>20600271
I dont see how any of these two can be "Keeping America". Theres literaly no diff in China v US behavior after 4 years of Trump. Trade deal non existent, trade is p much same, relations aren't changing the way Trump wants. Its DoD vs CPP and president has no power there. Or at least Trump doesnt seem to, maybe Biden can cuck himself more but it doesnt justify Trump inability to fix anything

HOLY FUCK SILVER PUMPING AGAIN
FUCKING INCREDIBLE

I have achieved option enlightenment by joining iron condor gang. The true path to comfiness and tendies is in realizing that most stocks are boring as fuck and don't do anything. Implied volatility is always overpriced relative to true volatility by degenerate gamblers desperately wishing for something exciting to happen. I placed a bet that TSLA would stay in a +-5% window for very little collateral, and even if I'm off by a little bit I will probably profit by vega crush alone tomorrow making it cheaper to close my wings.

>>20600000
Digits confirm. Watch TSLA get degaussed this before August.

>>20600164
You can use $1000 immediately.

>>20599860
I am ruined

>>20600379
Post them

Should I buy more SLV options or sell what I have? Seems like it’ll never stop

>>20600405
nice

>>20600206
Lol no. How could we have cashed out when it dumped for days. It’s going to be minty green and you know it.

>>20600412

I can't stop laughing.

Hmm lots of negative covid relates-news today. Think it might be smart to cash out my TQQQ tomorrow at open and load up on SQQQ. Thoughts?

>>20600210
>what is this app
MyStockPortfolio for Android

>>20600412
F

>>20600423
It will probably crash tomorrow at open and bleed back down under $19 and stay there so that option writers can take your premium and leave you with nothing.

Alright mother fuckers listen up.This is a big gains chad post and I am only going to give a fuck to shill it right now and the only other post ill make is a screenshot of this post and me gloating. TTI is going to moon tomorrow and through friday. Check their last two earnings and also check their beta and eps. This is a good buy. Also grats to CLSK fags who held on longer than the rest.

>>20599860
You ARE holding a big bag of JNUG for this golden bull run, aren't you anon?

>>20600485
>another gookposter
discarded

Welcome to the end game, bitches.

>>20600391
spreads with more than 2 legs are a waste of time and money, let me know what your next brilliant options strategy is next month when it fails

Rate my mental illness frens.

Please just go back to 1800 TSLA I want out LET ME OUT I KNOW IT'S GOING TO CRASH AND I JUST WANT OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20600459
Nope, still more big tech earnings to come that always run up beforehand

>>20600498
precious metals confirmed to be pajeet pump n dumps... crashing tomorrow

>>20600534
quick rundown on how to do this with a google sheet

>>20600543
Post proof you bought top.
>>20600371
Learn to read you illiterate faggot.

>>20600412
Oof

>>20600534
>Half oil
What the fuck
Why

>>20600554
Not possible, prepare for another green dildo

>>20600545
except today and yesterday

>>20600554

>>20600543
>he bought at 1800

I've burst out laughing for real

>>20600459
>selling the top
>buying inverse at the bottom

Absolutely based. I did the same thing myself. I rode the tech gains up, and now I’m gain when tech crashes.

>>20600534
>RDS
Are you masochistic?

>>20600543
I think it'll flirt with 2k before there is even a remote chance of a crash

>>20600485
I was looking at this earlier. Popped up on Zacks. I’m probably going to buy 1k if it doesn’t moon in the morning, just to see what happens.

>>20599873
Because it looks like dogshit and only a gambling addict would ever even joke about putting money there?

>>20600526
I will, thanks.

I can't commit to choosing a side on "it won't go up" vs "it won't go down", so I just choose both.

If I had to choose one, then put spreads, but I'm afraid as soon as I do that the next rug pull will happen.

>>20600565
All you gotta do is fill at least 2 columns with your data (e.g.: name, value), then go to [Insert] > Diagram. Maybe use one that fits the picture, I like pie charts for that overview.

>>20600614
Reminds me of when I bought like .0001 bitcoin at 18,000. Fuck day trading I know I’m not cut out for it now. Weekly swings are better for my health and my portfolio.

i just discovered two separate accounts in my name each with 13k in managed funds that i am about to take over. what do i go all in on next week when this is all sorted

>>20600412
I'm sorry anon

>>20600575
From my phone, please somebody just pump it a little more PLEASE

>>20600617
If you're sitting in an inverse fund like SQQQ you're going to get absolutely fucked if it crabs or goes up. Are you in the 2000 stock bubble, or are you selling tech short in 1998? One of those loses all your money.

>>20600585
Terminated (most of) my big tech today and had to put some money back into. I am keeping loads of cash ready to throw in once it goes south though.
Maybe I am becoming a boomer after all.

>>20599860
I have visited stocktwits page on gnus
It is so funny divorced dads coping hoping genus hits 11 again so they can sell their bags.

>>20600534
This is the inverse of a sane portfolio. Divide every slice by one

>>20600693
Its 1 fucking share. You cant stomach a $100 loss. Looks like your position is too large and you’re gambling with money you cant afford to lose.

>>20600683
Silver and gold miners
TQQQ long for ez money

>>20600534
>RDS
>BP
The fags telling you not to buy oil are all dumb cunts, but seriously man you fucked yourself with those two especially shell. Should have gone FANG, HLX

>>20600693
I couldn't time the top that well if I tried.

>>20600534

What's your DD on Aston Martin?

Do you think they can turn it around?

>>20600621
I've always felt a bit masochistic actually. But well I am extremely bad at swing trading it seems. So I thought ah what the hell, /smg/ hates it, it can't be worse than KTOV

>>20600711
>Flushed tech
Why tho
TQQQ for life

>>20600534
>BOMBARDIER
>FUCKING BOMBARDIER
holy shit my dude, they may legit go to 0, what are you doing

>>20600322
Yeah, I saw the guy that pretended to be you.

It's pretty easy to tell. You have there's a large difference on the ebb and flow of the wording.

Sad to see you go.

Good luck with whatever you do, Anon!

Anyone else not optimistic about oil above this ~40 range? It's been here for a while with little momentum to take it higher.
Are there any catalysts besides inflation that could push it up?

>>20600727
>inverse
>divide by 1
Did you fail pre-algebra?

>>20600740
whats a good entry point for TQQQ? I'm not buying 10k worth at ATH my friend

Why dont any of you hold SPXL? It’s way more stable than TQQQ right now.

>>20600779
Honestly I think its due for a small correction. I bet it pumps premarket and then quickly dumps at open and crabs down tomorrow.

25% AMZN
25% NVDA
25% GOOG
25% TSLA

>>20600779
Just buy the dip lol

>>20600748
They had that new SUV coming, cars look slick, motorsports involvement coming soon and new management seemed promising.
But I am just gambling I guess.

>>20600783
>it's way more stable
this is a degenerate gambling drugden

>>20600322
>I am probably going to disappear from 4chan very soon, and never return.
k bye

>>20600412
I’m so glad I sold. I should’ve sold at the top since someone tanked it the next day. I considered buying because I thought it would go back up today.
Rip anon.
I hope I never end up with a wipeout caused by a dump like that.

>>20600693
Thanks, Anon. I needed to feel better after selling covered calls for 1¢ each because I was masturbating while trading.

>>20600808
buy MSFT

>>20600783
Gains lol

>>20600693
Sorry TSLA 1400 tomorrow

>>20600836
yeah shit that's a good idea
20% all + MSFT

>>20600808
Agreed but replace GOOG with TSM or AMD

>>20600768
When did that happen. Ghosted /biz/ for a few hours.

>>20600850
SPXL gains are pretty damned good. It mogged the shit out of TQQQ today.

>>20600695
>tfw i'm bagholding sqqq
i learned the hard way not to bag hold this stock

>>20600683
>discovered 26k

L M A O
M
A
O

>>20600902
Right you’re not supposed to long it. It works and you dump it with profit, or it doesnt work and you cut your losses.

>>20600775
Thank god, I thought only I didn't understand that. At least he didn't divide by 0.

>>20600808
I'm 25% NVDA
25% AMZN
25% AMD
All bought in 2015 3-5k in each

Then over the years added 25% in various (TSLA, MSFT, and TSM). Did nothing but hold long and rarely sold.

>>20600919
my plan is to just wait for a red day to minimize losses

>>20600910
Damn, the guys who bought ZOOM and APLE struck again?

>>20600000
You people say that everyday, enjoy missing out on the biggest bubble in history.

Where are the supports for qqq? Am I right in thinking 263 is one? Still learning here

>>20600910
hey this reminds me of the dude weed hayday.

>>20600761
I got that pretty much the moment I heard about stocks. Thinking "Oh man, I know them and they are so cheap, gotta buy some."
I am kinda waiting and seeing where this goes now. I am not down too much on it.

>>20600945
Based
I am accruing capital for something exactly like that once I max my 2020 roth IRA out

>>20600820

>cars look slick

Good taste anon but damn it'd take a lot to restore shareholder confidence after bleeding 90% in 2 years.

>>20600904
my family had been putting the money in for me. I only thought there was one account not two and not this much. i am very lucky

Lol

TSLA holders, don’t forget your shorty shorts!

>>20600902

>going long on a position that has the word short in the name

Anon, I...

>>20600953
To be fair there are 3 zooms now
Zoom Video Communications Inc
Zoom Technologies Inc
ZoomInfo Technologies Inc

>>20601010
Maybe a new Bond movie can catch some normies to robinhood some money into it. Maybe a bit motorsport PR will help just enough.
At least everything is green regarding Aston for me.

>Be a bull for months and make money
>Slowly start panicking as I see the dollar drop
The reason we're still up is because the dollar is getting fucked, and people see nothing but stocks to protect their money from the inflation that will come as soon as consumption picks up again.

I don't know if I should just go to gold as a hedge. The market seems ripe for a rug pull now

>>20601057
it wasn't meant to be long alright. J just give me a bear day for cheapies alright

>>20600820
The SUV and formula 1, specifically Sebastian Vettel confirming talks to drive for them and new management are why I took a punt last week. On the other hand they could go bankrupt for an 8th time. I don't really care about cars but Astons tickle my willie.

>>20601072
Bond movies are for boomers though

is it a bad idea to have multiple investment accounts on the same broker? for tax or other logistics reason? I have an investment, a 401k, soon a roth IRA, and im thinking of making another investment account for daily fuck arounds so i dont get tempted to touch my actual stonks

>>20601077
>The market seems ripe for a rug pull now
Been reading this since late March
It’s just not going to happen. At least not before the elections.
I’m happy that I fomo’d on tsla at 1480$

AT&T calls here how will I do in the morning anyone else

>>20601091
>I don't really care about cars but Astons tickle my willie
Based

>>20601072
>bond movie
Yeah I forgot about that as well. I'll probably cash out around $80-100 per share depending how they look at the time.

gold to 7500 silver to 130 prove me wrong protip you can't

>>20601103
You got me there. Maybe boomers can afford a bond car tho?

>>20601022
Trevor fuckboy faggot Milton couldn't even take pictures of his "brand new factory breaking ground" yesterday. Garaunteed fake shit

>>20601144
I know what you mean. But a rug pull doesn't even mean we're going down. It could mean we crab while the dollar quickly loses value.

Return to Gold standard when?

>>20600412
lost a grand off AZN calls and then made 200% gains from tnxp 3 hours after it dumped Dx

Friendly reminder, we just hit daily spring death highs and broke case records worldwide. Have fun

How do people even trade aftermarket? When I try to buy and sell aftermarket nothing happens

>>20601207
>comfy pic
>not so comfy text

Damn bros why didn't anyone tell me how comfy debit spreads are?

>get rekt much slower than calls/puts alone if the move goes against you
>still able to do 2x and sometimes 3x in a week
>can sometimes make gains if the stock stays somewhat flat depending on where your strikes are

>>20600899
Isn't UPRO the same w/less expense?

If you were Trevor Milton how would you de-escalate this and make off like a bandit with your 9 figure bag without getting locked up for fraud?

>>20601225
Sign up for aftermarket trading. It's probably not a good idea if you don't know what it is.

>>20601077
If there is too much inflation, then the fed will just raise interest rates. The DXY is at 94 right now but it still has a lot of give but if the economy gets better strength will return to the dollar.

Any suggestions for setting up a Roth IRA account? Kind of want to max it out each year and build a /biz/ portfolio, or maybe just throw it all into SPY or VOO.

>>20601244
probably build a factory and make trucks

>>20601278
Traditional IRA. I'm sure they'll fuck Roth withdrawals at some point to pay for more gibs

>>20601275
JPOW literally said that they "weren't even thinking about thinking about raising rates" about a month ago

>>20601278
it's a retirement account that you should hold for 20 years. Just put it all into VOO or VTI. You can play the /biz/folio game in your personal brokerage after that.
>>20601309
I will unironically start killing if this happens

>>20601328
They probably won't have to.

>>20601244
Poach Tesla managers and steal their corporate structure and operations, buy an existing factory instead of building one (maybe buy a mall to convert), use as much off the shelf robotics as possible, continue being an Instagram whore and distract as much as possible while you crash build an actual company

fund this by dilutive share offerings

>>20601278
>>20601309
>>20601342
is there any reason not to do both?

>>20601207
Market no care. Market care about being in good position before the recovery.

>>20601275
>Fed raising interest rates ever again
Imagine the circuit breakers.

>>20601365
Taxes are at historic lows right now. They're only going to go up in the future. You would be a fool if you did anything other than a roth.

When does the precumMarket opens?

why is CLSK and BLNK mooning?

>>20601309
>Traditional IRA. I'm sure they'll fuck Roth withdrawals at some point to pay for more gibs

This has crossed my mind. I also expect to be in a higher tax bracket if my career continues going well.

>>20601342
>it's a retirement account that you should hold for 20 years. Just put it all into VOO or VTI. You can play the /biz/folio game in your personal brokerage after that.

Thanks, I appreciate the vote of confidence for VOO. I understand the maximum contribution is $6k per year, but I'm only just getting started in learning the basics.

>>20601381
They could be forced to, but I doubt they will need to.

looking to acquire several large caps to write covered calls against; naked or verticals; 200-500 price range. Dividends are preferable but theta is it's at
Suggestions?
Current considerations
Msft
Fb
Aapl
Shw
Isrg

>>20601342
Retirement accounts are ideal for biz fuckery. I do most of my trading on my roth. NO capital gains on sold shares or option premiums ... or anything. It’s beautiful. My taxable account is full of steady long term tax efficient ETFs. Funny how incentives work. The day I turn 65 or whatever age I’ll be buying a fucking castle kek.

>>20601398
4 am est, 1 am pt

>>20601342
>I will unironically start killing if this happens
You'll be in good company then fren
But seriously be ready for it, it's extremely likely imo especially under a Biden presidency

>>20600693
Kek. Good job timing the top, but next time try to sell it instead of buying it.

>>20600720

>so it got to high 2.20s today and everyone is scared that it wont do it again? Oh it’s gonna do it again, after you weak hands sell and stop complaining, we going to 3+ easy. A trade that turned into an investment. Patiences always pays off, just block out the haters, the tend to be bitter, especially if they sold for a loss. Our Ceo is a beast, let alone the team behind him. It’s really a no brainer, but to some, if they didn’t get rich after 1 month, its the end of the world.

We need to get football and basketball going again before the retail sapiens all go bankrupt.

>>20601430
Find companies that aren’t constantly in the news. There’s thousands of good public companies out there, no need to expose yourself to all that headline risk. Look a little deeper.

Look at this chart.
Look at me.
Look back at this chart.
>Tell me traveller... What do you see?

>>20601507
A penny stock fuck off

>>20601405
meme magic

>>20601547
Sorry Mr. Buffet. I'll be right back with your Coke sir.

>>20601431
It doesn't feel right to me to gamble options in an IRA
However if I had enough capital I would definitely write puts on SPY or something safe like that. But I'm not doing shit like straddles at earnings or buying calls hoping for a hail mary.
You also can't take those sweet gains out and use them until you're an old man.
>>20601425
VOO and VTI are pretty much gold standards. Very low expense ratio and consistent long term gains. All you can ask for in a retirement account.

>>20601555
BLNK is mooning cause of the grant but CLSK is mooning off of no news which worries me

>>20601589
I really don’t know how he’s still alive after drinking so much of that garbage.

Imagine those people that wrote naked calls on tesla before it moones tho

>>20601617
what kind of warren buffet level of rich do you have to be before they let you do things like that?

>>20601430
RH is good IV over 50 and a solid uptrend, pretty under the radar stock

>>20601601
It's slightly potentially may be tangentally related to TSLA so good TSLA news = Good CLSK news

>spend 16$ on uber eats grilled chicken 4 pieces

eat it all and its kind of cold and im hungry an hour later

>have to spend another 20$ on my next food order now

how do people do it

>>20601606

He spits it into a silver bucket when they turn the cameras off. Coke is shit. Great company terrible fucking beverage

>>20601275
raising interest rates would nuke the market. Gold is a safe play either way.

>>20601671
yea thats true. So i guess CLSK is just a cheaper TSLA

>>20601674
Shove it up your ass and it’ll last longer

>>20601674

Order more frequently to get free deliveries and lower your average

>>20601674
Go get the food yourself retard

>>20601730
Average down?

Everytime I buy it sure goes red the next day. Its like pottery, thats why I just dont bother timing anymore

will there be another AMD dip? i have a feeling its on a mooning path, 60 was a big break

>>20601710
Maybe possibly could be, that very speculation is probably what's driving the pump, though.

>>20601730
dollar cost averaging

sorry no discounts are provided ive never gotten that offer

>>20601749
it doesnt work

i order grocery delivery (with no fees mind you) and i end up spending 50$ every 2 days

>>20601758

Exactly

>>20601674
cook your own food like an adult you loser

>>20601425
>>20601431
Someone not shilling a meme penny stock? I'm intrigued. Share more tax strategies. I hate giving the IRS 15-30% of all my gains, only hack I can think of is to buy a few yield chasers that can be tax loss harvested when you need to cash them out to offset some big wins.

>>20601784
Thats insane, what are you even getting? Alcohol and steak?

>>20601780
It will bleed down for the next two days if the pattern I've noticed holds true. I want to see what happens.

>>20601783
the weird part is they're a solar company and yes tesla does operate with solar but not to the extent of other companies so it's weird

>>20601784

Oh no. This is the kpop dude. He's back talking about his life.

>>20601798
food only tastes good when you cook it yourself if its very high end meat where it doesnt matter how u cook it

you cant mess up because the quality saves it

so cooking is for people eating unseasoned boiled chicken breast and plain rice

>>20601811
no just like stuff u need you know plates
olive oil
heavy cream
parmesan cheese
trash bags

youll be at like 40$ before you even get one food item

hmmm

anyone else shorting SPY?

>>20601698
It could nuke gold too, deflation effects everything. Better off just holding dollars in a savings account if the fed actually raises rates hard.

>>20601879
cooking for yourself is good for adults that realize food is fuel first pleasure second, you fat/dyel fuck. and the longer you go without your grease and sugar coated garbage the better actual food tastes to you

>>20601674
I work with so many retards that spent most of their unemployment+bonus on uber eats and clothes and weed. I managed to save nearly 15k. All by not being a retard.

Hey, I'm not here to make friends, I'm just here to make you some money.

I'm not here to just entertain you, but to educate and teach you, so listen up boy faggots.

Buy FLIR

*FLIR Systems Wins $21.8M Production Contract With US Army For Nerve Agent Disclosure Spray"

"
*FLIR Systems shares are trading higher after the company said it expects Q2 revenue of $480 million versus the $465 million analyst consensus estimate."

"FLIR Systems Announces Modified Thermal Cameras Specified For Elevated Skin Temperature Screening"

BUY CALLS NOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

>>20600412
This is why you diversify.

>>20601924
Raising interest rates would kill the like 13+% of US zombie companies and permanent unemployment would spike like when Volcker did it
It's the responsible thing to do, but the Fed has been passing the buck since Greenspan.

>>20601896
Looks like we still have some time left before we reach the dot-com peak. Bullish.

>>20601896
No and you shouldn't short based on historical comparisons like this. If it does bear break, short there. At that point you have about 5% odds the dip leads to something more substantial. The reason shorting index is hard is the 95% of the time line goes straight back up and you have to exit position at (hopefully) break even or a loss.

>>20601986
No anon, he gambled instead of invested.

Gambling is a sin.

Remember this

>>20601802
>Someone not shilling a meme penny stock? I'm intrigued. Share more tax strategies. I hate giving the IRS 15-30% of all my gains, only hack I can think of is to buy a few yield chasers that can be tax loss harvested when you need to cash them out to offset some big wins.

I was never taught a single thing about IRAs, 401ks, how to effectively manage tax breaks, etc, so I'm catching up now in my early 30s. I'm trying to understand if both my wife and I can each have a separate Roth IRA and contribute the max of $6,000 per year to each separate account, or if we're limited to just one account. We file as married jointly. Seems like a simple answer I should be able to find.

>>20602060
I believe if you file jointly, you get one account, but I am not 100% on that.

>>20601969
i've been hearing about this company for a while i should probs do some DD on it

>>20601238
Can you explain to a retarded person who just started using options?
Not gonna do them but wanna start learning

>>20602060
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/spousal-ira.asp#:~:text=They%20are%20not%20joint%20accounts,the%20catch%2Dup%20contribution%20provision.
https://www.investopedia.com/what-is-a-spousal-roth-ira-4770888

>>20601896
JPOW wasn't chairman those other times

>>20602107
It's undervalued, they sell Thermal Imaging products and they're highly rated desu

>>20602113
>just started
You’re not doing jack shit with spreads yet.
Make consistent gains first before considering it.
Spreads are just ranges for price. You can set a call or put and make money so long as the price stays between the two.
You have a lower premium since its maximum minus minimum.

What silver tickers are you guys in?

>>20602106
>>20602118
Thanks for the resources

>While options contract pricing in Tesla may be implying a move of 14% in either direction, the most popular strike in Tuesday’s session were actually those that required a 25% move higher just to break even.

>“Most of that activity was concentrated in the weekly 2,000-strike calls,” said Khouw. “Almost 20,000 of those traded for around about $25 [per contract]. Buyers of those calls are obviously betting that the stock could go above that $2,000 strike price by the end of the week.”

Bobo, you there Bobo?

>>20602185
i've know what they do and what products they make. even then the news you told us happened 6 days ago. Albeit this company is a dividend company so growth is slow. what makes you say they're undervalued (i'm new to valuing/DD so i wanna see why you think so)

>>20602113
There are many different types of spreads too.

>>20602200
CLLFX

>>20600412
>calls when the market is collapsing
l m f a o

I am financially ruined

>>20602187
Trust me I’m not fucking with spreads until I get normal options down. I’m not a complete degenerate lol

So I’d want the stock to crab?

>>20602226
Iron condor is one right? I saw someone had some on Microsoft but I didn’t actually understand what it was

>>20602243
Yes and no.
You can speculate stock xyz will be worth more in about a month and you set a strike for 100 and 75. You only need the stock value go above the shorter leg to make a profit.
Time decay isn’t as bad either.

>Nvidia seeking to acquire chip designer Arm from SoftBank
Nvidia seeking to acquire chip designer Arm from SoftBank
>Nvidia seeking to acquire chip designer Arm from SoftBank
Nvidia seeking to acquire chip designer Arm from SoftBank
>Nvidia seeking to acquire chip designer Arm from SoftBank
Nvidia seeking to acquire chip designer Arm from SoftBank

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ARM WAS SUPPOSED TO GO PUBLIC. WHATS GONNA HAPPEN TO THE RELATION BETWEEN APPLE AND ARM IF THIS GOES THRU. APPLE DESPISES NVDA

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/nvidia-seeking-to-acquire-chip-designer-arm-from-softbank-report-2020-07-22

>>20602218
different anon here but I can say, from swing perspective, FLIR is in a pretty good spot for a long entry. Plenty of room to move upwards even if it ultimately stays range bound as well.

I also use their products occasionally at work. Breddy gud. They perform the desired function without throwing a tantrum at me.

>>20602266
Yes.
Utilizing calls and puts with the same date but different strike prices

>>20599860
KTOV NOOO
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BECOME RICH TOGETHER

Pls no bully
I just wanted to share my tiny success

It’s been like 2 months

>>20602333
>still bagholding KTOV and not selling above 1 dollar like we all did

>>20602281
I think I get what your saying. Cause the value of the shorter leg goes up a ton once it’s ITM so you basically recoup your costs and then its profits from there, right?

after silver moons wht do put my 5k at. im tired of going nowhere

>>20602331
So what >>20602281 is describing would be that right?

>>20602350

>whirlpool was unironically the biggest winner of the session today

wew

>>20602368
I BELIEVED IN JEWWWWWWW WHY KTOV

>>20602384
Yes.

>>20602350
you're getting skin in the game fren, there's no need to pressure yourself to make 100x gains so soon.

>>20602350
Nice anon! Congrats on the gains. Sounds like you’ve figured out a good strategy

>>20602412
Yes. The only difference being that instead of having a call or put spread, you’re utilizing both.

>>20602350
Alot of people blow up their first account within the first 2 months. Don't feel bad.

>>20602429
Awesome, thanks

I’m gonna try out some on pose and try to start understanding them. Sounds like a smarter way to play option if I know what I’m doing

TECH IS DEAD

>>20602397
I am, have been, and continue to be, moving precious metals gains in to things like defense (LMT), food (KO and DENN after their earnings if they're okay), and watching airlines again like a vulture.

baby account here, what else should i get? i want some risk but TQQQ sort of fills that roll, more TQQQ perhaps? MSFT looks good too but movement might be slow

>>20602483
get something that you can hold and will always go up

>>20601471
Let them go bankrupt it’s the reason I love options.
Taking money from a late 20s bearded dad hoping to fund his kids college fund selling puts makes me happy
God I hate bearded beanie wearing fags

came here to see what the retard bears are coping with and gee it didnt take long at all

>>20602243
Spreads are safer though. The man just wants to keep you down by telling you they're too advanced.

>>20602350
that's a good start anon just keep investing, you're way ahead of most people already

>>20602469
Good luck

>>20602482
Yea I would consider WEN/DPZ calls. tired of my money being stagnant

>>20602482
oh and I have a big position in palladium. I don't know if it will break out like precious shinies have but it's looking positive for potential for that so far.

>>20602218
One: This stock price RN is not crazy, it's fairly priced; however the increase in thermal imaging camera sales IMO hasn't been priced in.

Disney & Amazon have been buying their cameras as well as other major companies and government entities.

RN it's 41, it'll be 45, max 50 when they report earnings.

>yfw more vaccine news lands next week and the entire market moons like never before

faggot historians will look back on this recession and realize it was a well timed pullback on the way to the stars

>>20600899
Whats with all the retards telling people to long a fucking 3x leveraged ETF like TQQQ.
These are the smoothbrains who think 10% up = 10% down.

Is TSM gonna crab all week?

>>20602200

SLV, AG, FSM, MAG, SILV

>>20602590
I really don’t care. I just want things to go back to normal.

>>20602600
Why? Because the Federal Reserve will backstop any HUGE negative swings.

Coupled with impending inflation, TQQQ is a decent play....Would pull out though if you see death counts go higher in October.

>>20602617
you think itll open in the red tomorrow?

Full text of the 2nd check bill come out thursday. Finally get to see the good bits; how much bonus green you'll get per month in unemployment and how much/what the limit is to get the extra lump of green dumped into your account in august.

>AG didn't move at all AH
what does this mean? morning dip so i can buy in?

Why am I so smart?

Can some anon school this retard on selling put spreads vs buying calls?

>mfw all these robinhood shitters don't understand how to invest during an election cycle

>>20602651
My stop triggered at like 10% up and I'm a little salty but at least I got paid.

>>20602694
how do I invest during an election cycle

>>20602694
>implying its not a printing cycle

>>20602513
like? dont say KO

>>20602694
break it down big guy

>>20602729
I've been wanting to get into AG i wasn't looking at my brokerage when the morning dipped so i missed out which i'm salty on

>>20602783
implied superiority doesn't have any backing.

>>20602780
FAANG stocks or QQQ

>>20602777
By pulling out entirely and watching the pebbles fall.

>>20602694
which tickers do i put my puts in

>>20602811
I like how you can see that in my statement but no logical fault in your own.

>>20602783
He did it at the end of the thread so he doesn’t have to.

>>20602684
Please be careful m8. It’s obviously high stakes gambling. Yes, it’s easy to find an anon that as a call on Tesla, and makes like 100k. So many people get fucked over cause they don’t understand it.

>>20602643

Depends how the price holds up, it was around 22.00/oz at open today and closed crabbing around 22.90-23

>>20602863
>not crossposting to call him out
fucking retard

being simply retarded and buying tech beats all complicated strategies

>>20601022
Should've held my puts

>>20602566
Different sector but keep an eye on WM, too. I like that chart.

making new hang on

>>20602635
We can't return to normal because of the "Morality" police.

People like Gretchen Bitchmer of Michigan doesn't mind bankrupting companies and causing economic collapse so that people with weak immune systems (that will die regardless sooner than later) can get to live longer (and be more of tax burden as they use MedicAid for their diabities care plan).

IMO everyone's going to get this virus by Halloween (Peak 2nd wave). No use in trying to wear a mask to prevent the inevitable.

I sold BLNK at 4.90 because I believed you motherfuckers and your "hurr $4000 gas generator" disinformation. I hate you all. Turned well over 2000 worth of potential profit and growing into 1100.

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>20603070
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new

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>>20599860
Are my 2k tsla calls safe boys?