/biz/ - Business & Finance

To be honest, I'd not know what to do and upload a video recreation of pic related to social media for the giggles.

>>20570658
The same I always do, shitpost on /biz/ and peddle shitcoins. Money is just a number that goes up and down when the dopamine levels change.

Make the compounds from Far Cry 5 and become Joseph Seed

i’d start the ethnostate

whats the point of these juvenile fantasy threads. You'll never have 9 figures

>>20571034
incorrect, i bought 100 pnk

>>20570658
Paul Walker was a Pharoah?

>>20571034
You're right. A thought experiment is nowhere near as productive as repeating the same shills and filling out your folder of voluptuous men.

Post a picture of my bank account and lie to /biz/ that I made it all swinging shitcoins so I can harvest tears and drive a few wagies into killing themselves. I’d post shit like
>he’d don’t invest into CUMcoin 8 months ago
>he could have been a millionaire
With a smug anime girl as the thread image

>>20570658
Fuck off, nigger. I'm not giving you my ideas.

>>20571117
Unironically this is why you'll never make it

>>20570711
>The IRS wants half this money.
>That's OK, because I'm only burning my half.

>>20570658
>I'm talking 9-10 figures.
Wow, that's pretty insane.
I always aimed at something like 2-5 million when thinking about making it.
Hundred millions, or even billions, is something I'd never expect to hit in my lifetime.

I'd probably want to convert some to bitcoin, real estate, stocks/index funds, and precious metals. It's gonna be hard to not pump the market though with such large amounts.

For BTC, I'd try to buy OTC or off of any auctions (like government auction type things). Then I'd probably place million dollar buy walls on all exchanges at key price points, like 9000, 8500, 8k, 7.5k.... 6k, 5k, 4k, 3k, 1k. With the lowest walls being tens of millions. Not gonna market buy like a retard.

I'd also try to do the same with blue chips. Never really traded stocks before, but I assume that if I could look at the level 2 data, I'd be able to do something similar.

I'd keep 1/4 or 1/5 of it liquid cash.
I would definitely want several bodyguards (dressed like agents from the matrix, with the in-ear thingies and all), and several maids as well (with the understood contract that their services include sexual services before hiring). I'd need one of those huge ass mansions where you have to drive around a huge fountain from the gate just to get to the front door.

Maybe a private yacht and a private helicopter, as well as a luxury private plane (like Stark had in the movies).

Then I'd start gaining favor with politicians and people in power (military officers, judges etc.) Get in their social circles, make extravagant "gifts" and donations. I live in a pretty corrupt country, rich and influential people here get away with everything w/ barely a slap on the wrist, I'd like to be a part of that.

I'd be pretty content after that.
With 3/4ths of that invested, I can easily live off the 3-4% safe withdrawal rate (still more or less 10 million annually) and maintain that lifestyle with the sex maids and bodyguards (especially since my country has a very LOC)

>>20571190
thread isn't about how make the windfall, bro

>>20570658
Two chicks, get this, at the same time

>>20570658
The world anon. The world.
Burn it all the fuck down and throw fertilizer at the remains to see what grows anew.

1000$ 100 year old wine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsJSW21oXE0

>>20570658
Build a laboratory in a frozen wasteland where I can do research/experiments

>>20571708
>umm, I would specifically like to request no pathogenic biological agents please