/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for FUCK I’m glad I listened to my paranoia. Get fucked MSFT lmao

Sell TSLA today or tomorrow morning?

>>20561127
RIP

Today I will remind them

Guys my SPY put just went into the money and is now going parabolic strait to the fucking moon. Should I sell it and purchase some of those SQQQ calls that are out of the money that the rich Jewish men are loading up on?

>>20561101
german ships have the best smelling asses

>>20561101
Is this a buy or am I just retarded

SPY is almost negative. It's over.

Whats your play?

First for anime hotties

>>20561158
Is that an actual tranny or just a really chinny woman I can't tell.

>>20561166
Quick!
DEPLOY THE MEMELINES

>>20561158
>Today I will remind them
Today I will remind them

getting my ass prolapsed by the invisible hand of the free market rn

>>20561101
Donald trump tweeted about the stock market saying record numbers everyone sell

>>20561101
Who's ready for the eod nasdaq dump?

DAMN IT why is NASDAQ dropping after a day of nothing but good news? I hate these goddamn algo faggots

>>20561158
>TSLA 15k in 4 years
Is that a joke?

If you like traps you should hold TSLA and SPCE

>>20561170
Nothing. Because nothing makes sense and this bipolar manic pixie girl of a market could turn around a slit your throat with a smile on her face because someone farted at 2:07 pm instead of 2:06pm

>>20561200
NASDAQ was up 3% yesterday what the fuck did you expect

>>20561166
Solid company. Definitely a buy. DCA when it dips.
Enjoy your free money.
>>20561172
BASED
>>20561158
Gold fags are the worst desu
>GOLD 3000 USD EOY
>t. Gold fags since 2008

Why line go down??

>>20561101
What’s up with DFFN?

If you sell TSLA or TQQQ then congrats, you got shaken off by greedy kikes. I’ve been telling you this all day long... it’s not enough to have insider knowledge, they also want your shares for cheaper. It’s been exactly as I called it since open...

>premarket pump
>opening dump
>crab down all day
you are here
>opens minty green
>dumps one more time
>crabs up all day
>TSLA makes earnings
>pumps massively
>red wojacks

Who here is riding the silver moon mission with TELL?

>>20561200
>not even -1%
stop

AHHHHHH IM RUINED YOU SAID TQQQ WAS GOOODDD AHHHHH MY NET WORTH

>>20561243
Same

>>20561101
How may of you guys know about "Dark pool"?
Is it how the brokerage firm with zero commision make money? That means your buy and sell calls are just routed between buyer and seller without going through Exchange.

>>20561221
You sound salty, but I also cant refute any of the points you made.
Crab strategies yre the safest atm.

>>20561218
What should I hold if I like cute squid girls?

>>20561183
I truly know that feel, brother.

>>20561251
>The International Greek
kek, I love Mr.Ford

>>20561263
Hold it for a week and you'll see what we've been telling you about.

Give me more cheap amazon i'll take em all

Spy in a straight downward spiral something’s coming

DFFN Green go up

>>20561253
but if it dumps you get fucked

>>20561166
Don't ever do TA on a derivative etf. Always ta the benchmark thing it tracks. Also shorting nasdaq now is flying knife catch maneuver and not big brain move.

You don't know what's coming do you little smart businessman

>>20561267
Dark pool is funds and big boys switching around equities, in such numbers that it would make the equities itself a liability.

Its not Buffett buying some secret 3 billion dollars worth of AAPL, its BlackRock and Citi swapping stuff around.

>>20561304

NASDUMP
A
S
D
U
M
P

>>20561229
Based boat girl poster

>>20561214
First manned launch to mars is scheduled in 2024.

>>20561312
AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY

DAILY REMINDER THAT BOTES R SLOOTS
AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH

Bros tell me if I should buy back my LMT or not?

>>20561287
A cute squid girl obviously.

>>20561299
Florida and Texas lockdown, they realized it can't be allowed to spread dumbass

>>20561294
Hello fren you owe me alot of monies. If you do not repay soon I will break your kneecaps. Have a nice day.

>>20561312
i flipped a coin. it said no dump. screencap this

Round top + maybe start of engulfing + higher bottom on VIX + VIX rising + same pattern on VIX on the last spike?

I just thought to my self, "What would Warren Buffet do?" So I bought some OTM calls on TLT that expire in a few weeks.

As an eurochad, I don't even buy toilet paper. I just use dollar bills, it's cheaper.

>>20561263
Are your hands really that weak?

STOP SELLING YOU ASSHOLES

Tomorrows gonna be ugly

OOOOOOOO

QUICK DO I SELL MORE PUT ON MICROSOFT, AMD, MU, AMAT, OR SILVER???

>>20561335
How much net worth requirement for financial advisor for individual?

>>20561359
SpaceX not TSLA. Elon doesn't want plebs like you anywhere near his SpaceX.

>>20561267
they don't want to but their 100 million share buy orders on an exchange since it would likely bump the price and they'd have to buy higher than they'd like so they use the darkpool where we peons can't see their orders until they execute

I wonder what anime waifu farts smell like..
Anyways, I did it stocks general, I bought my first high end stocks. 2 BA and I bought an apple, what am I in for

should i sell CLSK?

>>20561406

>>20561411
>he doesn't wear diapers
kek

The real dump is tomorrow after TSLA disappoints.

>>20561411
Checked and absolutely based

Markets will be crashing down on Thursday. Remember to position yourself accordingly.

>>20561411
Does that mean bongs use the euro as toilet paper?

Hello everyone. I'm just here to announce that i'm about to sell my TQQQs at a loss. Expect a massive moon shot within the next 10 minutes.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am financially ruined

Nasdaq green tomorrow. Boring...

NASDAQ MORE LIKE FAGSDAQ

>>20561455

jokes on you, I just bought a shitload of SQQQ
market recovery any moment now

T H E R U G P U L L

NASDAQ RED OH SHIT

>78 replies in 10 minutes

>>20561411
Based eurochad.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WAS GOING SO GOOD NOW IT'S FUCKING DUMPINNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME PLEASE GOD HELP MMEEEEEE AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Will Microsoft beat tomorrow? Will it beat and still drop anyway?

>>20561394
i just need another days fren my TSLA calls are a sure fire 500% gainz

>>20561451
I remember when the pound was worth 1.5 Euro.
Now its like 1.1.

The pound lost a lot over the years.

>>20561478
It's one of those days with no excitement until 20 minutes before close

>>20561449
May I ask, why?

>>20561445
nah, too obvious

Liquidated half of my short positions for profit. Did I do good?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bought a fat tqqq stack at 117.1 thanks

>>20561462

>>20561478
These threads use to be a lot slower than this.

>DOOMP EET

>>20561428
Tesla mooned after spacex sent astronauts to the iss. People have been and still do invest in tesla based off of spacex news.

Another blood red day...

>>20561498
>TSLA gets added to the S&P500
>TSLA misses earnings expectations
>dumps 50%
>S&P gets dragged down

like pottery

>>20561516
How?

>>20561488
It'll beat. Who knows what'll happen tomorrow. Maybe still dump because of that ridiculous rally yesterday

PLEASE HALLLPPP

WHICH DIP DO I SELL PUTS ONNN???

probably just put spreads on AMD?

>>20561172
based. i will now go whack the snake to eugen.

>>20561462

FUCK OFF BOGS

>>20561478
yeah, it's a slow day here at /chadmg/

>TESLA BEATS EARNINGS
>TESLA PUMPS TO THE HEAVENS

>>20561170
Amex and discover calls before earnings

>>20561498
Underwhelming earnings. Everything good got priced in on Monday. Friday will bleed red because nobody is going to want to hold over the weekend. Monday will be a good day to pick up cheapies.

>>20561532
Jokes on them, my TSM isn't part of the 500.

Why is S&P dumping.. It was on fire a moment ago..

>>20561495
Tbf. 95% of days are like this.
We might as well just pause markets except for the first and last 30 minutes.

HOLY FUCK GUYS I'M UP 10% ON THE DAY!!!!!

>>20561587
Turns out being on fire isnt good. Its actually bad.

TELL is up 55% because of silver/mining.

Yet no one in here can take a break from sucking Elon's dick and throwing more money into it before it collapses tomorrow.

You could have been rich, anonito. Screen cap this

Why do you people post animes? It make me assume you are black, asian or white simp and bias my opinion.

>>20561379
ok Karen

>>20561579
>TSM

alright you fuckers im tired of hearing about this
im grabbing 100 shares so I can meme with you

>>20561594
The day isn’t over. Everything is dumping. Come back in 15 mins.

>>20561592
unironically, this would be fun. market only open 1hr a day with a 15m stop inbetween

>>20561613
how bout instead of doing that I buy some more TSLA calls

>tqqq
i hope you bought the dip

Last chance to buy cheap big tech calls before major earnings

>big money sold Tesla
>normies left holding the bag
>correction incoming

FUSN is a fucking blight on my beautiful portfolio. FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT!!!

IT'S FUCKING OVER
TECH IS DEAD

>>20561587
because

>>20561558
Sakamoto a best!

>>20561621
Im a cute Japanese 2D anime girl who is pure and smells nice.

>>20561434
Have diamond hands motherfucker >:(

>>20561664

i'm 21, should I bother opening up a Roth IRA account

>>20561654
sauce??????????

>>20561650
>In at 118.43
I think I did ok, I thought 118.40 was the bottom

>>20561687
if not now then when?

>>20561687
yes of course

>>20561694
my dad works for JP Morgan and he said tesla is a scam

>>20561687
You're fucking 21, you're never going to retire bro. Just spend all your money on drugs and video games bro.

>>20561662
Those reports are greatly exaggerated

Oooh MSFT is clawing its way out

>Friday
>Tech is dead, better prepare for red monday. We will dump to the heavens!
>Monday
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Tuesday
>Tech is dead!

Snib
Snab
Snib
You might not like it, but you just got high velocity crabbed.

>>20561687
The only reason not to is if you think you can retire before the age of 59.5. Even then, I'd still put enough in there if I were you to get into an index fund.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO WHO SAID SHIP WAS DEAD

Is it too late to go all in on $TELL?

>>20561552
good idea anon i was thinking the same thing

>>20561733
the eternal crab

>>20561718
My dad works for Nintendo and he says super mario is actually Irish

>"he sold?"

>>20561687
Yeah. Throw in percentages occasionally over time and you’ll have essentially a savings account.

I increased my longs on NASDAQ

>>20561775
big if true

>>20561670
Wait, I thought the poster accusing anime posters of being trannies was being autistic.

what the fuck happened to microsoft today? Jesus they were everywhere

I like when a 1% drop in big tech is a disaster on here while Linkies drop 30% in two days

>all these aaaaaa posts
That's the good stuff.

Lmao
I love my theta. Just 60 dollars in a 300 drop.

My fortunes are inverse of /biz/ I think. All morning everyone was OOOOOOO and I was in deep shit. I was able to exit my position actually 5% up and now everyone here is pink wojack

SQQQ is mooning, $6.50 SQQQ calls are going to 0. I fell for the jewish tricks again didn't I? Pic related. It's me.

>>20561846
based

You must reply to this post if you’re holding SQQQ

>>20561687
nah man that's like admitting a life of mediocrity. if you don't have 5mil by like 40 at the maximum id consider killing yourself

BROS IDK WHAT IM EVEN DOING

whats up with SPY rn

>>20561789
Weeb anime posters always long the top and short the bottom.

YAMMMERROOOOOO JEROME-SAMA I KNEEL I FUCKING KNEEL NOW TURN THE PRINTER BACK ONNNN AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S GOING FUCKING STRAIGHT DOOOOOOWN

Big red dildo on MSFT, rip my calls

How mad would everyone be if TSLA beat earnings and then the stock barely moved 1%?

>>20561856
SQQQtie reporting in

>>20561819
Welcome to earnings week, new friend.

Today was a "good" day. Better prepare your anus for the rest of the week.

>>20561823
That's what they get for investing in shit coins. Ripple is where it's at, it never changes more than a cent a day.

>>20561791
He is. Im merely retarded.
>>20561823
Tbf, a lot of people here are leveraged 5x
So a 1% drop is like 20% going boom.

And people like me are just memeing.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20561229
>GOLD 3000 USD EOY
>t. Gold fags since 2008
1k to go.

>DENN
>Still green +2%

What I learned today:
Only fuck mess with spy options in the middle of the day, the open and close is way too messy

was up 5k, now 0, atleast it's not negative though, I tell myself

>>20561625
Ono is best girl

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It's ogre. Today was your last chance to dump tech.

>>20561846
You aaaaaaa'd when they oooooooo'd

>>20561847
>Betting against big tech
That's a no from me chief

>>20561905
Tbf its not really gold doing that, its just the dollar crashing.

>>20561856
SQQQ leader standing by. Ready for launch.

SPY ending at 0%

>>20561899
Haven't bought it yet, I couldn't even figure out what dip to buy it happened so fast

>>20561880
They will turn it on next week. If the rest of this week or even just friday is blood red.

This ones super low volume, and risky as any earnings play is, but these will print regardless.

>>20561819
Earnings week. Its like crack.
Prime time for option writes and buyers. A giant cockfight that turns /smg/ into a gambling den

WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT JUST HAPPENED MY PORT JUST DUMPED???

I'M TRYING MY HARDEST BUT I JUST BOUGHT THE PUMP AND NOW SILVER OPTION ARE GOING TO KILL ME.

>>20561670
based

>>20561949
Dollar crashing and treasuries being essentially state sponsored theft with its negative real returns. Treasuries going back towards 0 has helped gold more than anything else.

SNAP calls
Yes or no?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KTOV YOU FUCKING NIGGER JEW FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HUGE RED DIDLOS AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK MY ASS NIGGER KIKE FUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT DIPS SHOULD I BUY LAST MINUTE

>CNBC DISCUSSING COCA COLA

LOOK AT THE NASDAQ, DUMBDUMBS

>tech is doooomping
>the biggest most powerful businesses in the world just randomly crashed for no reason
>sell everything
>panic ahhhhhh
Filling up my wojack folder tomorrow.

>>20561949
Lol check gold in every other currency on a 15 year

>>20562013
Ok nah. The prices are insane.

>>20562020

MSFT

as much as you can afford

>>20562019
Serves him right

>>20562013
Yeah, these guys were primed to glow Q2

>>20562002
normies don't buy gold so that's good for us

>>20561986
I considered playing AMTD because of all the new traders, but the last 2 days have already run up so much I'd sell now instead of waiting.

>>20561687
100% yes. And try to max it every year. Big dividend reinvestment, and forget about it. If you like trading go ahead and trade for fun, maybe you'll even "make it," but youll always have that roth ad a solid backdrop. Retirement isnt cheap, especially if you wanna do it early

>>20561856
dick and nuts and Cock and balls.

FUCKING TSLA YOU PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING GO UP ALREADY

>>20562013
Set up a strangle on snap

ONE MINUTE CLOSING PEOPLE, MAKE YOUR BETS!

sounds like you guys are having a bad time
i'm sorry you didn't listen
AEYE and USAC are treating me pretty ok right now

Bought 50 tqqq at 16.6

>stocks are suddenly dumping
>yet I remain completely unbothered
Finally, I have achieved confidence in my own stocks. I love tech and TQQQ.

>>20562075
Didnt do it.
Just didnt look right with me

>>20562068
who are you mysterious big tiddy/chub poster

the most illegal bulltrap was set up on tech yesterday and into pre market. We got owned. I'm gonna kill myself I got calls at the top today

DING DING DING AAAAAAA

>>20562109
nice

>>20561170
vaccine news fluctuations and precious metals

>>20562127
116.6 kel

Just meant to be a scalp on lows.

>>20562111
>trips
Let's see what happens. You probably dodged a bullet.

>>20562092
>TSM closes green
Suck it bears.

>>20562110
Same. I dropped 1% today, after I gained 3% yesterday. my stocks could dump 5% and I wouldnt be bothered. MSFT? V? Come on. 100 each and you have a complete retirement fund going.
>>20562141
I dont know. Lets see.

FUCK BROS I'M DOWN 0.75% FOR THE DAY AND 5.8% FOR ALL TIME I HATE EVERYTHING

Don’t bet frens. This is SMG Chad zone, learn and know.

>that AH activity
>people actually panic sold
Some people are born to be exploited.

wow down a whole 1%

>>20561986
Told ya

Noice.

so... lumber liquidators... earnings call soon.. what are your thoughts?

Especially against the backdrop of the lumber price spike

+9.4% on the day! I'm back to #winning!

Is it time to invest in oil yet

> all this wailing and gnashing of the teeth
> I'm down a measly 1%
Feelsokman

>They panic sold?

>when your short call goes ITM but nobody executes and it doesn't hold the gains

Looks like I'm keeping my shares and the premium sucker

I'm up 20 bucks. not good, but not terrible. Man that kinda sucked actually

>over 1M volume buyup right in the last minute and after
Hope you bought the dip.

>>20562189
Kek lately buying at close on red days works like crazy

>>20562216
Same. Down 1%. Its not really a terrible feel.

>>20562189
Wait for snap earnings

>be big money
>take an early position
>say stock should be worth $651651651 by next week because stock is good
>stock gets to $651651651
>big money cashes out
>big money shorts the stock
>big money says stock should be worth $1.75 because stock too high
>stock goes to $1.75
>big money cashes out

how is this legal

>>20562217
Based. Its the best feel when it just closes below the strike and you keep gains and stocks.

brehs......

https://asiatimes.com/2020/07/three-gorges-dam-deformed-but-safe-say-operators/

/pol/ was right

>In a rare revelation, Beijing has admitted that its 2.4-kilometer Three Gorges Dam spanning the Yangtze River in Hubei province “deformed slightly” after record flooding.

I'm up.32%
I'm financially doing ok

up 2.8 today

I lost 10k out 25k last week, help me /biz/

>>20562146
I bought calls at the top so I'm super red

Umm guys how can ES futures be at 3243 but SPY be at 325.15

>>20561434
I'm sitting comfy at 2.37. Gonna keep holding with initial investment in.

>>20562215
>Pomp et

oh, also... if anyone here bought more of my WKHS puts
ty

i suspect it was an algo, though

>>20562275
How is this even possible
What did you do?

>>20562275
how?

>SPY 325.01
Epin, simply epin. I'm taking the iron condor pill every time SPY reaches a new multiple of 5.

>>20562243
because they say they don't offer financial advice.

>>20562110
>>20562167
based, same here. tech stocks are my long and i just fuck around with /smg/ memes to make profits to dump into them

>>20562275
Stop using options irresponsibly, or not why are you asking us we don't know shit

Are there still any decent gold miners available at a decent price?

>>20561687
Definitely, any money you contribute (put in) can be taken out at any time without penalty if you need it. And after you've had the account for five years, there are options available to use some of the investment gains without penalty as well should you need it, like taking up to 10k out to assist with a down payment on a home or something.

>>20562241
what time?

>>20561101
Whoever told me never to buy canadian fuck you. NNOMF on a small moon mission

>>20562303
I write covered calls on tech to get more money to write more covered calls on tech.

>>20562241
Snap will do okay. Average imo

I'm down 1% today :(

>>20562253
>deformed
>but safe
Yeah you know a for dam that, if collapsed, would kill half a billion people in immediate violent death and then catastrophic isolated pockets of starvation and dehydration, I don't think I want that "deformed" at all

>>20562318
just take the NUGT and JNUG pill anon

What time does Tesla report how much money Trump-19 virus cost them?

>>20562308
He wants /biz/'s help which means he wants to lose more money

>>20562335
Eventually when I have a stable portfolio I wanna be a covered call selling bank.

>>20562360
isn't it literally just floating on the bedrock, not actually embedded in it? The whole damn is just gonna float downstream.

WE GOT TOO COCKY SNAPBROS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20562360
>a billion people
Are we sure about that? The people part I mean.

SNAP AT 21
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HUGE MISS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Chipstock beat

Based soxx

Based tech

Ti
Ibm

Tech wins

>>20562253
I cannot fucking believe that was real

>>20562295
>>20562298
Bought ccxx on a "dip"

TSLA earnings will either help or fuck QQQ
>TSLA earnings good, buy TQQQ
>TSLA earnings bad, buy SQQQ

>>20562360
Lol. He thinks they're people.

OH FUCK I FORGOT TO SET A LIMIT

I JUST BOUGHT SOXL AT $220 HOW FUCKED AM I????

That TXN volume looked damn good.

>>20562253
How?
The whole board mocks that thread.
And is anything actually different?

Help me out bros I need to know if I should sell my CQQQ

YEETED

IF FUCKING TSLA DOESN'T BEAT EARNINGS IM GOING TO COMMIT FUCK OFF

Reminder snap is not tech and just an app
Twitter is not tech either
Dominos is not tech

>>20562416
Im sorry what the fuck is this?

SQQQ crashing in the aftermarket fuck this gay earth

>>20562253
i've been telling you faggots for weeks that the collapse of china is imminent and it's a lot sooner than you think

How long do I hold GOLD and PAAS bros?

Reminder to load up on MVIS while its cheap

great day for food stock today

Up 14% today. Might sell fractions of my holdings tomorrow to cash in some of the gains at least.

Whew, I got thoroughly fucked in the ass today

>>20562253
Wonder what implications that thing breaking and squashing half a billion bugs is going to have on the world

>>20562446
fucking lol you didn't actually buy dod you? Why would you buy a dying trend?

>>20562360
>people
ok m8

>>20562457
>He bet against big tech

Snap is flashcrashing rn

>>20561101
LOOK AT SNAP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>20562446
>>20562111
Im Warren Buffett without shitting my pants as much

Hey Chad's, chad here. Did you buy DFFN like I told ya? Comfy isnt it? Haha anyways what are drinking tonight boys?

>>20562446
Bruh, what the fuck? Is this some tiktok ching ching tomfoolery?

>Not my underage nude picturinos!

>>20562455
SPAC, bought it when news dropped of a merger, hit near 20 in premarket then dropped back to 10

>>20562490
*SNAP*

>>20562463
Yes for weeks I’ve heard that the dam is collapsing tonight.

If SNAP can’t post a good earning during this shit how can anyone else

>>20562446
Should I buy the dip?

Buy the dip on SNAP?

WTF is up with ZOM right now

WHY CANT I SELL

I YOLO’D SNAP CALLS

WHY CANT I FUCKING SELL

THIS ISNT FAIR THE PRICE IS DROPPING BUT I CANT SELL

AAAAAAA MY GAINS FOR THE LAST 5 MONTHS ARE GONE

>>20562535
SNAP literally never posts good earnings
they dont make money

>>20562451
If only her face didn't look like she is on the upswing of casually doing heroin she'd be a good casual

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

>>20562408
nobody uses snapchat anymore, they're all on insta-kike and chink-tok

>>20562507
nice dodge fren, definitely gmi

You thought you could beat the jews? No way they're gonna let obvious covid stocks like SNAP and NFLX pump

>>20562571
>>20562571
>>20562571
>>20562571

>>20562490
>kensims93

Way to doxx yourself

>>20562535
Snap doesnt make money. Simple as

My fucking KTOV stop loss got triggered and sold way below my stoploss. I need to make the sell price of a s top loss not fucking sell 20% under the stop.

>>20562544
Now? have you seen what its been doing all year?

>>20562318
TELL is up 43% at a $1.45 entry point. Sitting cozy at 1000 shares desu

>>20562532
go all in on china and you'll know exactly when it happens

>>20562582
nobody actually gives a shit though

>>20562508
I bought 45 shares at 1.40 near eod monday when I heard about it for the first time from here.

>>20562586
Wdym

>>20562446
might want to refresh that bud

>>20562611
>go all in on china
Why would I go all in on anything ever?
I’m just saying, telling me a crisis is happening any day now for weeks makes it hard to take seriously.

However, the comments of the engineers or whatever in that article do sound laughable and worrisome.

>>20562646
No he is correct.

>>20562500
Just like 3 days after the ipo. I lost quite a bit on that.

>>20561101
Today I played porno music while watching the lines go down
I like to listen to porno music while I am getting fucked

>>20562111
he knew

>>20562492
>>20562497
>>20562360
>>20562397

Deflationary?

>>20562535
Because Snapchat is only cool when you're out doing stuff to show off to your friends. Plus, girls aren't selling nudes on it anymore now that OnlyFans is a more reliable option for that service. It's a defunct app because it's original purpose (trading nudes, as stated by the owners) is worthless.

Okay, I'm going to spill some insider info. I'm a high level salesperson at a privately-owned govtech company that regularly competes against giants in this field (MSI, TYL).

TYL is going to be announcing that they've won a bid for the entire state of South Carolina to begin using their case management system Odyssey. The deal was finalized just before the quarter ended. They've also landed significant deals in the following states: Kansas, Virginia, Nevada, Texas (Dallas County), and DC.

Illinois will be going with MSI for an integrated law enforcement solution. They've also made gains in Massachusetts, California, and Missouri.

I'll get fired if I buy stock in either company, but this is news I personally know and/or have been told by colleagues at these companies. Enjoy.

SNAP dump isn't that bad guys

>>20562253
3 nuclear power plants are in its danger zone if it busts. The resulting water contamination will reach Hawaii if no California.

>>20562831
thank you insider anon
I will unironically buy some tomorrow

>>20562318
PAAS has treated me well

>1.6 billion net loss
>not in total free fall

What the fuck is happening?

>>20562991
Priced in lul

>>20562457
Sold before close.

>>20563032
So people saw the loss coming and the current price reflects that?

>>20563249
Nobody knew how bad the loss would be but it was less than expected. I suppose?