/biz/ - Business & Finance

SNAP FUCKING MISSED WE ARE ALL FUCKED TECH IS GOING TO CRASH

>>20562544
holy shit please tell me this shit goes to 0.23 so i can finally sell my bags

FUCKING TSLA GO UP ALREADY FUCKHEAD

>I bought TSM calls at the top
>70c 7/24

Will I be okay??? It seemed like a for sure thing before the Jews rocked us today

Let that one get away lads.
Feels like shit.

>>20562571
Its AH
When is Pow supposed to give us sugar?

>>20562602
This, but unironically.

ZOMEDICA news
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF THIS IS GOOD OR JUST SMOKE AND MIRRORS?
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/07/21/2065294/0/en/Successful-Remote-Installation-of-TRUFORMA.html

Every single teenage girl already got smacked around by their dad for having snapchat on their phone, nobody uses that shit anymore

>>20562602
Rev beat

Now that Snap is kill, the next step is shove a Tesla coil up your ass and plug it in.

>SQQQ 6.08

boy I sure am glad I memed into it at 6.14 right before the close

>>20562628
I MEANT IT UNIRONICALLY.

IF SNAP CAN'T MANAGE POSITIVE EARNINGS WHILE LOCKDOWN WAS GOING ON HOW CAN THE REST OF TECH PULL GOOD NUMBERS OUT OF THEIR ASS?

First for MVIS

wtf I lost 1%

If I used all my day trades last wednesday do I get them all back tomorrow? Or thursday

this motherfucker

>>20562667
Mess with the bull, get the horns.

kek at SNAP, zoomers on suicide watch.

WHERE ARE MY SNAP BROS AT AHAHAHAHA

>>20562677
Because snap doesn't make money

>>20562609
Avoid all options during earnings week unless you're comfortable with gambling away your savings

>>20562677
Because people need to buy important tech for their businesses more than getting underage noods on snapchat

I use snapchat and never gave them a dollar in my life lmao

SNAP didnt even have good earnings back in January
Its just weirdly pumping between the quarterly admittance of failure.

>>20562667
Just wait for President Pooh to outlaw Tim Apple's products in his uhhh what ever the fuck China is.

Gonna need a red day tomorrow so I can spend this cash on hand. Sold a lot of stock today around noon for 12% portfolio gain. Nothing interesting to buy at closing

>>20562693
>1 Std

Guys I think the airlines are bottomed out

>>20562693
Wont make money.
IV crush and the strike not getting reached. This guy lost.

>>20562729
NNOMF tomorrow bro. I'm going to get a fat stack on the morning dip

>>20562729
What were you in?

How does NIFE work? Does it go up as stocks go down?

>>20562571
>>20562721
gross ripoff

>>20562677
What product does SNAP sell? You can't see how sectors such as semis can still sell massive products during a lockdown?

busting out my old SNAP memes from 2017

>>20562716
They already beat earnings a couple Days ago and was at 69.25 PM

Is anyone here, familiar with the concept of a becky portfolio?

Apparently you make a portfolio made only of
companies that target the basic white uppermiddleclass girls for ex: Starbuck, LuluLemon, Snapchat, Uggs and etc... and you are supposed to beat the market.

I noticed a lot of people get REALLY mad, like seething, when confronted with dividend chads

i wonder why that is. I figure it's retards that lost all their gains on pnds or something. why would i get mad at someone elses investing? kek

>>20562711
implying twitter and most other tech like uber/lyft make money. Someday we will make money sirs....trust me....amazon didn't make money initially...

I am up 1.65% and didn’t FOMO into MSFT or NIO options. For once my paranoia helped me avoid losing money like I always do when playing options.

Can someone give me a rundown on MVIS

>>20562740
Meh, I’m gonna wait. I don’t think they are gonna pump significantly within the next few weeks.

>>20562711
Neither does TSLA

>>20562779
My Nio puts are bleeding

>>20562771
I'll join.

>>20562764
The future is now, gramps

>>20562753
Continue..

>>20562771

>another 52 week ATH by TSM
lads, how long before $70??

>>20562794
Baggie you son of a bitch I had it covered
give me back my /smg/ clout!!!

just kidding thats all i had
post more if you got em

>>20562776
Well I personally get mad that you're insinuating to impressionable new people that seeking dividends with small amounts in the market will be worth their time. They have to get their fucking millions first before dividends are anything but a waste.

>>20562667
Stop having noodle hands bitch boy we gap up tomorrow, also choose a better P5 girl you Christmas cake chaser.

Zero Two is one sexy dinosaur.

SNAP already back up to 23.5 on ToS. Imagine after tomorrow's pump.

>>20562776
For dividends to mean anything to you, you must already be rich. We are TRYING to get rich here, so boomer tactics are completely worthless to most of us.

>>20562776
Because its like buying bonds.
Stuff like KO or PEP or WMT will stick around, but dividend stocks have no growth. Thats why they have a dividend.
And why would you invest in a company that doesnt grow? For small dividend? Worth one 5% OTM weekly covered call on MSFT? Come on.

>>20562571
I got fucked today

>>20562788
Checked. I had a feeling this week was overall going to be a bad one. I’m mostly cash gang save for some KOS I bought. I won’t be doing anything else until this market decides whether to go up or down. Tired of this crabbing bullshit.

>>20562715
>being this retarded lmao

They have access to all of the info in your phone and data mine you, dumbass.

Nothing is free lmao

>>20562775
i have thought about this, but i didn't try and list the stocks

i guess this is a start. what else?

>>20562839
Sorry, that's all I had.

>>20562843
She’s unironically hot, even if I prefer the other cakes (big sis lawyer and mad scientist)
It’s hard to beat a hot twin tail maid that you can fuck, and being the Chad banging the hottest milf teacher in school.

>>20562606
Jeeezus Russian fucking math tutor ass?

>>20562869
Meant for >>20562792

>>20562796
You're future sucks. Also, SNAP is already recovering.

>>20562775
Becky is famous.
It workes because it trusts in the will of Americans to consume overpriced crap.

>>20562906
*Your
My bad.

>>20562849
Still going to sell off, tech is just flat out too bloated rn

>>20562841
>>20562853
>>20562858
that might be true but do you really think that stocks like current tech will keep doubling all the time
momentum will shift
anyways i don't try to get rich with stocks, money comes from learning and applying an actual skillset in a job or running a company

>>20562801
Continue with what? It's going to get hyped up in the next month or so its already above a 20% rise today its EV bubble bullshit. Tomorrow we take it from 2.30 and we ride til 8-10 what else is there to say?

>>20562677
> thinking SNAP is a technology company and not a media company

MSFT s-still $220 EOW .. h-haha...

>>20562915
More like depends on women 18-34

>>20562906
I did like that whorish older woman back in the day

>post 1.6 billion loss
>pumps AH

Why do so many stupid niggers bitch about PDT rules when all you have to do is not use margin?

>>20562958
Lmao the American dream is fucking dead you don’t get rich by working hard, you just die faster.

>>20562691
PLZ RSPND

>>20562998
something about having to wait like 3 days for funds to settle before you can make another trade with cash accounts? seems really inconvenient.

Will TSLA beat earnings tomorrow AH? SEC short shorts and leaked employee email? Bullish? Overpriced memEV stock? Someone help give me some logic

>>20562986
Losses were already priced in.

>>20563054
logic stopped mattering about $1000 ago on the chart

>>20562837
>lads, how long before $70??
Right after the 7/24 call options expire.

>>20562986
It’s gonna happen the same with Tesla
Never underestimate the power of clown world
Screencap this

>>20563024
it's certainly more interesting than looking at charts all day
depending on the job though, i guess.

>>20562878
And thats why theyre mooning right now huh

When should I expect DFFN to moon?

>>20562986
https://financialpost.com/pmn/business-pmn/airlines-ask-eu-white-house-to-adopt-covid-19-testing-program-for-passengers

Did you miss this? This is bullish for travel.

>>20562975
So, what do you like now, dare I ask?

If the $600 isn’t extended in some capacity in the next 10 days the entire market is going to crash even harder than it did in March

>>20562958
>that might be true but do you really think that stocks like current tech will keep doubling all the time
Yeah. Its not even a question, just a matter of time.
>momentum will shift
Well, not to dividend stocks. KO is not going to produce rockets and BTI will not develop ai that will allow the Chinese to kill dissidents before they eve voice their opinion.

Dividend stocks are stagnant. They wont grow, they will just kinda stick around. Till another growth company takes their place.
>anyways i don't try to get rich with stocks
If your goal isnt to earn money then yeah, dividend stocks. But others may disagree with that mindset.

>>20563108
Never, dump it and buy NNOMF

>>20563051
That problem is easily solved by having cash on hand. Plus it's only two days for stocks and a day to clear for options.

>>20563084
blue board you fucking nonce!

Snapchat beat estimates and still falls. Tesla is going to miss estimates and go up. I'll never understand earnings reports. We should just make them report once a year instead of quarterly. Then they can like spend less money, make the reports a little better, and actually make earnings reports matter again.

>>20563158
thats a man

>>20562975
What if instead, we went for new companies that are really popular among the 13~16 years old girls. that way it has even more growth potential when they start to manage their own money?

>>20562762
Nothing major. Just sold some shares of Shell, Atandt, BoA, Draftkings. Everything was green today. I’ll take my small wins.

>>20563121
The people who need the $600 aren't important to the market

>>20563078
Why dont the MM’s Let the small guys win for once

>>20563084
Ugh
UGH
UGGGGGGH

>>20563158
that's a man's chest, you can post mens' chests on blueboards.

>>20563183
Even more of a reason to get rid of it then, no?

>>20563084
She's under 18 btw

>>20563121
The printer is warming up. It’ll be running by Monday.

>>20563102
Yup.

They're making a killing a record number of bored dumbasses data.

>>20563190
>consooomers aren't important to the market

>>20563126
i agree with everything you say
but i still like my KO

actually will add some more growth in the future too.

>>20563098
If I could make a living out of sitting on my home computer, listening to music while posting memes on /smg/ and tabbing in-and-our of Robinhood, Mon-Fri, 9-4, hitting the gym in between, I fucking would.

But I was thrown into this world poor, so I have no choice but to break my back waging until I have enough money to be able to accomplish the job mentioned above.

>>20563229
global report it then

>>20563084
enjoy your ban i hope you kys in the meantime

>>20563208
kek, anon got owned

>>20563084
Traps are gay and so are you

tsla line go up or down?

>>20563121
Not silver and gold stocks. They'll moon even harder than they are now

>>20563229
>She
That’s a man.

>>20563126
KO 2x'd since 2008 and that's not even counting the sweet dividends.

>>20563252
that's not my thing
but good luck to you!

>>20563229
That’s a man

>>20562776
It is just tech maximalist cope. Dividends provide incentive to hold shares and thus reduce volatility. Most of /smg/ want that volatility so they can fantasize about being rich some day.

>>20563331
he meant to say an underage man

>>20563252
>If I could make a living out of sitting on my home computer, listening to music while posting memes on /smg/ and tabbing in-and-our of Robinhood, Mon-Fri, 9-4, hitting the gym in between, I fucking would.
accurately described me except i don't use zoomerhood

>>20563252
I was in the same position. Then started getting those $600 unemployment bonus. Feels good

>>20563361
Hope they import extra big black guys to the prison that guy is going to

>>20562633
Sell the pump, faggot.

>>20563342
This is true, everyone here is pretty much a swing trader

anyone explored BNPL's yet? They're popular in australia apparently

>>20563024
>you just die faster
Dont you see? That IS the dream for most of us now

>>20563252
just 15-20 years of saving your pennies while living like a miser, then you can do it

>>20563381
The only capital I have in the market is my trump bucks.

>>20563312
Its underperforming SPY, m8.
Its growing because every good company is "growing". In stock price and revenue.
Were just saying that the company is stagnant that literally holding SPY would be a better investment over that time and will probably be in the future.

>>20563448
>just waste all of your youth being miserable
But what if I wanna travel the world and bang prostitutes from different countries while my dick still works

>>20562775
Yes, it's called the thot index here. Dunno what happened to the anon that had it.

TSLA

>>20563464
>>20563312
And now compared to V

>>20563245
Not the kind that rely on the stimulus to get by

>>20563498
No, I'm patrick

>>20563498
Those are men

>>20563186
you think the 13-16 year old girls will remain users of those companies when they reach the age 18+ ? Think again

>>20563510
Then what kind of consumers are important?

>>20563464
Been looking at Barclay's XOUT etf lately. Basically it's SPY but they cut out the 250 firms projected to underperform each quarter. Fee seems a bit steep at 0.60% but it has been beating SPY by quite a bit.

>>20563498
>Overvalued meme company that won't make earnings and got cashed out today by big money