/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCK ANIME

3rd for CLSK and RSR

FUCK JANNIES

>>20554283
Fuck the 10 - 1130 crab.

I got fucked on Biomemes today, bros. And not in a good way.

UVXY and SQQQ

AEYE literally only goes up

PUULLLL OUT TQQQ NOOOOOOOOW

Fuck dividends

If digits NKLA will be $20 EOW

hmm.. what do you think AAL will do?
I'm tempting to buy 3k shares and sell a covered call for friday to make ~1k

gold boys

or

bold goys

>>20554324

imagine not having stop losses on TQQQ

TECH CORRECTING A TINY BIT IT'S ALL OVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SO THIS IS THE POWER OF DIVIDENDS
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fucking mentally ill retards in smg
can't even beat microsoft with their top tier dividends LMAO just fuck off already

im a good boy and i want to play

I really really wish I didn't have this $20 covered call on SPCE

Silver is fucking PISSED

Hey guys can you dump your CLSK so I can buy in, thanks :)

>>20554276
You are such a faggot attention whore

>>20554323
BULLISH ALL IN

>>20554359
Divviecucks will never learn. It's a cult of ignorance. They don't want to do 10 mins of research that would dispel their religion.

>DXY
uhhhhh......... GUYS???????

Will my 10.50 SSL bags finally be lifted off me? My shoulders are so tired

>>20554323
This is what return to normal will look like.

>>20554359
how is random bluechips not the same as the dividend portfolio

>>20554379
silver has been held down long enough
time to stretch those pretty legs

EVRI was just a meme wasn’t it? Will it at least get back to $6 so I can get my money back??

dubs and I buy 100 shares of sqqq at $6

>>20554379
Commodities in general are mooning while the dollar collapses, looks like inflation is back on the menu

MSFT YAMEERRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20554422
mahn

Stupid question:

Do you have to trade on the margin if you're a pattern day trader, or can you just do it on straight cash? Or does it depend on the broker?

Thanks frens

>>20554414
because these mentally in "passive income" trannies don't trust microsoft

>>20554304
Samies. Looked a lot better an hour ago. Feel like the lunch time bull will get me back in to the green.

Markets will crash on Thursday. Be ready.

>>20554359
Like anyone has the diamond hands to hold tqqq thru those dips

> swapped out of vanguard technology etf for s&p with bond hedge at the open
Feels like maybe I caught the top. Should work out well.

Whats the best way to grow a poorfag small account 3-4 digits?

Was gonna buy MSFT and NIO calls but none of those look good anymore. Anything else for a quick scalp?

when line goes up?

>>20554422
>looks like inflation is back on the menu
defaults can take care of that

>>20554468
Nio and workhorse puts are cheap rn and if Tesla dumps after earnings they’ll be nice

I HATE YOU STOCKFAGS SO DAMN MUCH ENJOY YOUR PONZI SCHEME AND MONEY PRINTING

BTC $1,000,000 EOY

>>20554436
You typically have to have a margin account for fast settlement. You don't have to actually use margin.

Uh bros...what is wrong with TLSA?

>>20554443
What makes you say that? I think so too, but im a retard that doesnt know anything

>>20554436
>Stupid question:
quite

>>20554458
get a better job

>>20554471
what

>>20554470
now I'm all thirsty

>>20554359
Dividends only make sense when the yield is more than 10%, which many stocks had in the last few months, and if they are reinvested.

>>20554458
A job.

>>20554302
yeah this actually triggered my stop losses and I managed to lose 200$ WOULD HAVE MADE 2K BY NOW WHY WHY. 2% trailing stop fucked me raw

>>20554477
I was already eyeing NIO but it looks like it’s just gonna crab all day so I would bleed money.

I regret selling my jnug @$100 when my initial buy was @42. Didn't think it would pop this much. Ah well Im retarded.

>>20554487
Someone just realized they bought a million shares of TLSA when they meant to buy TSLA

>>20554486
“Fast settlement” IS using margin. The broker lends you their cash while waiting for your buyer’s funds to come in. Dunno if they charge interest for it. If they do it will be a tiny amount.

>>20554486
How do I avoid pattern day trading after I get my restriction off.

>mfw tsla
go up

>>20554495
Pretty sure all the dividend hate is just tech maximalist cope.

>>20554352
Black = Owned

>>20554359
I mean, you can keep laughing at compounding, but it's proven and it works.

I didn't come in here saying that your investment strategy was wrong or bad.
YOU went straight to calling everyone, who do things different from you, retarded.
You're the one that sounds like they need to put others down so that they can feel the right feels about their investment strategy.

i bought some KTOV yesterday
somebody convince me to keep it
not much, it's just annoying to see red

>>20554436
You can do it in a cash account as long as you’re over $25K. It will limit your ability to enter and exit positions though. Once all your capital is tied up in settlement transit you’ll have to take a break.

>>20554535
Only trade ETFs. Instead of selling the ETF in the same day, buy its inverse then sell both the next day

>>20554495
you still can't outperform bluechips or spy

AHHHHHHHHHHHH
MY NET WORTH IS DECLINING BY THE SECOND
WHY IS IT ALL DUMPING? IS THIS THE CRASH? TH-THE BIG ONE?!?!
AHHHHHHJJJJJJJJH

>>20554359
Show me the composition
Also, you still haven't shown your proven portfolio.

>>20554545
Stocks prices compound in exactly the same manner as dividends (except faster).

>>20554446
But you would have to be a full blown retard to sell at that point if you intended to long TQQQ

>>20554493
>>20554496
Okay but without working

>>20554276
Alright, getting ready for the fall.

>>20554562
are you guys seriously dumping right now?
AEYE and USAC and the WKHS puts i sold are doing just fine for me...

accumulate.... REFR....???

>>20554554
Wouldn't you breakeven buying and selling ETF and its inverse?

>>20554397
>10 mins of research
Please, you haven't even done 10 minutes of real investment.
Post your portfolio

Imagine being poor

>>20554590
Get fucked in the ass for money

TSLA holders are the biggest fucking retards in this market

and somehow they are still winning

>>20554594
Literally designed to drain funds over time.

>>20554528
Right, I mean you don't have to buy on margin to utilize fast settlement, you could have that potion covered in cash. Also in my experience both RH and TDA don't actually charge interest on the settlement margin.

Taking Robinhooders premiums like a pimp takes money from a ho.

>>20554491
Congress isn’t passing any stimulus and big money knows it. They’re going to slowly dump on all the retail investors. Wednesday won’t be a miss for earnings but it will be underwhelming. That will be the reason for a steep drop on Thursday and blood red Friday.

>>20554594
>limit order for 100 shares of sqqq at $6

>>20554443
bobos about to go to war

Does anyone have PENN on here? I bought in at 28 and thought I got a good deal and I want to see if anyone else is selling soon

>>20554359
Just have hundreds of thousands of dollars out of nowhere and you're set!

>>20554487
Dyslexiacs ruining it.

Better question is what made biomemes yesterday and today.

dividends are mental illness, end of discussion
you fucking goblins need to go back to wherever shithole you came from with your dividends
you don't beat spy, bluechips, qqq, tech, you don't even beat my fucking pension index fund

has anyone figured out what this means for CLSK?

https://www.marketscreener.com/CLEANSPARK-INC-46303597/news/CLEANSPARK-INC-Entry-into-a-Material-Definitive-Agreement-Financial-Statements-and-Exhibits-fo-30963109/

>>20554446
My goal is to try to hold and hold and hold

bears are not allowed to cum

>>20554587
So, your proven strategy has paid off for you right?
Show me your realized gains.

>>20554617
Imagine you buy TQQQ and it goes up 15%. If you then buy an equal amount of SQQQ, the TQQQ and SQQQ are now offset so if TQQQ goes down, your gains are secured since the SQQQ will go up an equal amount. You keep the 15% gains you originally made on TQQQ, it's just anything that happens after you buy the SQQQ gets nullified.

>>20554409
Holy shit, cash is trash. I repeat, cash is trash!
Exit USD buy buy buy anything buy buy buy.

>>20554528
I dont think they do, if they do its almost nothing. but I got fucked making retarted moves on my margin account and lost 1700 last week and tried to buy the dip on an oil EFT that slipped 2% and triggered my stop loss, would be up 2k though if it would not have triggered.

>>20554642
i was just wondering this morning about those old machines.
how the fuck did people trade shit with such slow information. were there only like 100 different stocks that only moved every 20 minutes or some shit?

So why did things go up today?

Is it like when they screamed "covid vaccine! (soi face)" last week and lots of stuff pumped for like a day or two before dumping?

>>20554672
Sell and buy SQQQ

Is TSM okay

>>20554544
It’s funny how melanin marketing is different from white people marketing. With shit like Blacked they’re expertly, and subtly, playing of racial insecurity of cucked men... but this is very much “yeaaahhh look at this shiieettt”. Kinda like when you go to a mexican restaurant and they have pictures of the actual food randomly floating all over the menu.

>PDBC
Commoditychads rise up

KOS bros WW@?

the dip is ending

prepare for PUMP

>>20554523
I bought in $90 for the inflation keks from first stimulus...still holding at $150+.

Seriously considering getting more before next stimulus

>>20554686
So sell TQQQ at profit when the market is up. then wait for the market to drop and then sell SQQQ?

I just sold TQQQ yesterday at $120 and waiting for my limit order for SQQQ to fill. I'm normally not bearish, but something tells me its time for a pullback.

Hey chads, chad here once DFFN hits $2 EOD I'm gonna jerk off to cunny.

>>20554377
Why did it pump? All I see is normie hype without it actually having worthwhile news (actual sale of whatever they do).

Also how do I take advantage of the normies on this one?

I bought a SBUX put and i'm getting ass fucked hard. Fuck Starcucks.

I asked earlier if anyone got on the OMI train...got no responses
so
Did anyone open shorts on OMI after seeing that pop? I did and tendies are on me tonight boys

>>20554665
You might want to expand that chart a bit
I mean are you going to dividend invest for only 5 years?
In fact, is your time outlook only 5 years?

Also, still, if your strategy is so good, show me YOUR gains.
Not some theoretical chart, but your true, realized, gains.

>>20554644
how can you imagine that republicans will block a stimulus bill during the most contentious election cycle of this generation?

killing the stimulus would guarantee a democrat sweep nationally and a number of local upsets.

no one gives a shit about the fiscal consequences years from now.

>>20554691
>how the fuck did people trade shit with such slow information
Worth a watch. 1987 stock market crash had that exact same problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLfjEMDJubg

>>20554734
>but something tells me its time for a pullback.
did you literally just get in or were you not here a week ago
also you're not going to get anywhere with that method. what you think you're some sort of genius that figured out a cheat code for infinite money?

am i completely fucked with my $3 MVIS options?

>>20554734
What I'm describing is how to trade every day without getting hit with the Pattern Day Trader restriction. Instead of buying and selling TQQQ in the same day, you would buy the TQQQ, make the gains, then buy an equal dollar amount of SQQQ to flatten the trade rather than selling the TQQQ and getting a pattern day trader strike. What you're describing is something different

>hanime.tv 's latest upload caters to the office lady fetish

subarashii...

>>20554747
>Betting against Becky
Shiggy diggy or whatever

>>20554644
Lackluster earnings/earnings that arent amazing when expectations are high for msft/tsla/amzn was my reason. A second stimulus is going to come thought

>>20554712
Yes, why?

>>20554746
Earnings coming up and cockpit reveal, I assume. Never thought it would moon this much.

>>20554757
no please stay poor retards like you shouldn't have money

>>20554774
I don't know the ticker or anything about the company but I'm just going to go with yes.

>Stocks down like 1.5k
>Shorted covered calls up 1.3k
>Only down 200 dollars
Nothing personal Bobo
See you in hell

>>20554625
Seriously though should I just buy large cap ETFs and some Airlines or some shit with gold and bonds mixed in?

>>20554774
if a call exists for such a stock, you can BET it won't pump until after that call expires

>>20554813
>Airlines
lmao

>>20554685
You talking to a person who has no realized gains

>>20554813
no, buy tqqq and do not listen to any other mentally ill retard here except me

TQQQ bros i dont feel so good

>>20554747
Do you not have a Starbucks nearby? It's been packed even after 'rona started

>>20554813
airlines are kill anon

>>20554813
Airline demand isn't ever going to return to pre-covid levels. This is like 5 9/11's rolled into 1 event.

>>20554815
yaaa. fuck. Same thing happened to me with NIO.
>>20554807
pray4me

Buy the dip

No covid in SPCE I see

>>20554276
Any pharma booms today? I have 1 day trade left

>>20554458
Buying 100 AMD and selling covered calls would be my advice
>Just buy an ETF
Not worth it short term with lmao 5k or so.
If we're talking 10k, sure. That's a great start for a retirement fund.

>>20554771
i seriously have no idea how the screaming stock market floor works, and i've watched trading places a half dozen times.

people scream and write on a pad.
how do you track what people scream, and how do you go from paper leaflets to actually recording shit meaningfully and how's it all end up on the floor.

F U SPCE I HAD PUTS

>>20554850
You can't tell me DAL will go out of business.

NAK TO THE FUCKING MOON BITCHES ARMY ENGINEERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>20554798
>Stay poor
I mean you keep saying that, but with both of our strategies, we both end up varying degrees of well off.

The only difference between us is, I'm advocating for mixing in a real, proven, long-term income generating strategy.
And you're saying that value investing and market timing are the only ways to achieve that goal.
BUT only if you really time it right.
SO, still waiting.

Too late for ONTX?

Gonna double down on NIO puts.

>>20554856
people will be flying within a week after the election i mean coronaflu ends

>>20554545
>You're the one that sounds like they need to put others down so that they can feel the right feels about their investment strategy.
>shows you literal facts and graphs and statistics that dividends are worthless and only losers chase them
>it's somehow my fault that dividends are bad
ok idiot, stay poor not my issue
just trying to enlighten retards that got baited by the braindamaged "DIVIDENDS ARE FRENS" poster

>>20554848
no shit. no matter how shitty the economy stacy's will always buy overpriced shitty coffee.

>>20554760
They want to limit it to incomes of $40k which is a dog whistle for "only red states".

>>20554886
>real, proven, long-term income generating strategy.
reminder that you don't even manage to beat spy or bluechips
which are the safest long term investments there are

>>20554872
the government will always bail them out but I wouldn't touch it. I bought them a month or so ago and cashed out before they tanked again.

>>20554872
DAL declared bankruptcy in 2005. It survived and restructured after fending off a takeover from US Airways. The company survived, but shareholders got wiped out. Bankruptcy is useful to companies, but a death knell for equity holders.

Who the fuck is buying WKHS just below the $17 resistance? Do whales enjoy bagholding?

>>20554443
Ready to drop another 1k in buys on a dip day? I'm always ready

>>20554915
that does make it pretty funny
dems won't get to dip their fingers into the honeypot and if they vote it down republicans can say the democrats were trying to get money for the rich while republicans were trying to help the poor
interesting PR move

Tech is down. Boomer is up. What is going on. And don’t say ~muh tech rotation~ or you will be raped by a pack of feral NIGGERS

>>20554970
tech rotation :)

>>20554276
What’s DNNF eod?

>>20554798
your chart doesn't account for the actual dividends being paid, or the "sell 1% every quarter" schtick you were using before.

and god knows what stocks you cherry picked for the divvy stocks.

and the whole point of such stocks would be growth and stability over 20 years, alongside labor required maintaining the portfolio over 20 years. a few hours a day vs a few hours a week factors into the personal value of growth %

>>20554863
Calls scare me but why AMD?

>>20554899
>>20554924
Then it should be really easy to show me your gains, right?
What's the issue?
Why did you need to cut the chart?
Why are you so upset when people do things and have ideas that are different from your own?

>>20554970
>tech booms, boomer tanks
>sell tech, buy boomer

then rotate when appropriate

>VIX creeping up
digits confirm blood bath the rest of the week.

>>20554970
tech is the definition of boomer

>>20554983
He can't handle the truth.

>>20554970
Tech rotation.

>>20554985
Selling calls is like the least scary thing in the stock market wtf?

WHY WON'T SQQQ DIP BELOW $6 AGAIN!

should I short Tesla?

>>20554734
I thought about buying TQQQ and SQQQ and just sell high, buy low but anything I find about it online says that there's decay involved which makes this strategy useless.

Personally I think it makes sense, but after reading that I stayed away from both.

Is the market volatile enough to make this work? What exactly is the decay in an ETF? I thought that was just for options

950 shares of CCL, average price $16.15.

Not fucking selling

>>20554888
Nope but could hit a dollar again before 2$

Hmmmm general

>>20554983
>>20554983
portfoliovisualizer.com
have fun

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

MVIS eating half of my gains today

feeling monster i feel a PUMP INCOMING

MONSTER THIS IS MONSTER

>>20555052
TQQQ doesn't decay, that shit just fucking grows and grows. Every dip is an opportunity for cheapies. Just keep accumulating more TQQQ and leave the decay to the lepers buying VXX and SQQQ.

>>20555078
>>20554986

>>20554420
Sell covered calls

>>20555052
I'm not sure. I was going to do a TQQQ/TMF strategy, but sold TQQQ at $120. TMF is doing okay, it's holding its own.

>>20554915
Truly democrats are the party of the working class.

Options are great! Double your portfolio in one day and lose it all the next!

>>20554379
I like this description

>>20555049
Short all tech free monies

Wherr is ATNM anon?
Please spoonfeed me why theyre valued at 3USD, and what obstacles they have ahead of them.
Whats the issue with traders using the ticker and not the underlying?
What are realistic odds of it peaking over 1USD?

>buy QQQ put
>make money
Selling by EOD though

So, question:

Can online brokers be bailed-in, i.e. they snatch or limit withdrawals of cash positions?

Or are they a safer place to store cash than say national banks?

Credit unions are safer than both, right?

>>20555081
threadly reminder that dividends are for losers and can't even beat bluechips like microsoft or even SPY >>20554359
>>20554665

>>20554915
half the country is 40k or less.
if that's the single person cap, with a married cap of the usual 150% then you're talking 65%+ of americans.

the big thing will be the fucking unemployment bennies, and not the individual handouts.

>>20554965
it's pretty brilliant, really. you get gibs to your swing voters who are socially conservative but economically want gibs cause they're poor; but get to call liberals huge spenders and lovers of the latte liberal elite scum the lower class hates.

fuck, working class white people HATE the 6 figure suburban liberals who never see the consequences of their policies, and exude condescension. all the karens who think the working class should kiss their ass cause she donates to socialist candidates.

>>20554985
Because AMD is cheap, stable and has high premiums
>Calls are scary
Covered calls are boomer tier safe

>>20554980
At least $2 I need my cunny

>>20554798
This dudes got a 6 figure account in fucking rupees

What happened to gook poster

it's annoying that the tripfag is making the threads since they get filtered

>>20555007
I think you meant year.

>>20555123
>come in to work through chink flu
>hours get cut down to 30 for a month
>you get nothing after the initial 1200

we are pumping after the close of European market

>>20554276
>MSFT
Why?

>>20555122
lol imagine believing that. let me guess, the dividend portfolio had a bunch of hand pick stocks that failed while the "random" didn't.

and you do realize MSFT has a dividend and its the 3rd largest position in my dividend portfolio behind KO and AAPL, right?

>>20555163
I hope it sticks.

>>20554872
just because a company isn't going out of business, doesn't mean it isn't a shit-tier hold

>>20555078
Is this your portfolio?
You're really, really dumb.
You won't show me, because you CAN'T.
Looks like you've lost.

>Goes up 11% one day
>Dips 3% the next
>Still beating all the boomer stocks

All the space travel hype is so annoying

what is minimum time investment to get good at stonks - both initial and ongoing research to stay up to date?

>>20554304
>>20554439
>>20554506
Biomemes making a run. Think it will be a decent run to 2 pm. Remember to take profit when it's enough for you be feel good about it. +$1500 in an hour by not selling.

>>20554915
>40k
>my 2019 taxes say I made 39,986 dollars since I only worked 1/2 the year
lmao perfect

I have a theory that TSLA tends to pump at noon. Buying a near-the-money debit spread for a quick flip.

People doing credit spreads on SPY, how do you usually handle the transition from Friday to Monday?

Do you have two separate piles of cash you rotate mwf, or do you skip Monday, or what?

>>20555239

accumulate years of losses (lessons)

me unironically green on nasdaq shorts, how often you hear somebody brag being green on ndx short!? HA! :)

>>20555239
3 fiddy

OXY bros where we at?

>>20555239
24/7. Or just literally stick some shit in TQQQ/VOO/SOXL/SPY/QQQ and forget about it for a few years.

>CEQP up 10%
now I'm getting fucking mad.

>>20555263
its gonna close below 1600 today

BELIEVE IT

>100 shares of SQQQ @ $6.09
What should I set my sell limit at?

Okay I remodeled my portofolio to this, did I do right?

>>20555239
There are a lot of strategies out there.
Some require more work than others.
My advice is to pick one that suits your style and "risk tolerance", and try not to lose sleep over it.

Trying and failing is always the best teacher.

>>20554545
R*ddit: the post

fuck egay

when tsla line goes up?

>>20555342
yesterday

>>20555263
My theory is based on exactly 1 day, that day being yesterday. I'll remember you guys when I'm a billionaire.

ITT: divviecuck coping & seething

>>20555239
It pays more to get good at a sector/industry and then use that knowledge in the market than it does to learn the market.

>>20555118
Whoa... A bail in question. I'll reply for high quality topic. Your best bet is probably to hedge. Likely your broker will not be bailed in. I can't imagine it being legally workable. Go ahead and have a few accounts open - banking and brokerage. Make sure to pick the strongest and try collecting accounts like you might a tcg. Assuming you're a burger, Fdic isn't like a light switch on light switch off kind of scenario, so it doesn't hurt to have a few accounts whether or not we ever broach the idea of a bail in. Having literal cash on hand helps too - its nice schizo tier prep, but it all only helps as much as masks did in February. You will be ridiculed and your payments will not be accepted until your solution becomes the norm.

Feed me the next pharma moon god damnit plzzzz

AGE Chads? .90 to 1.40 this week and I'm the only threadly shill

>>20555239
10 years

>>20555083
Bought $1 MVIS puts when it hit 3, feels good man. This shit is going to print next week

>>20555326
I've been here for over a decade roodie.

>>20555311
if you want stable growth sure thing

why is Uber so underrated? so undervalued, has no one paid attention to their acquisitions? buying a ton once it hits ~27

>>20555346
>>20555346
fuck you

>>20554276
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I'm an insider, buy those or h8 yourself EOY, screencap this

>>20554980
>he didn't sell workhorse at 17.50 this morning

Oh boy.

>>20555406

hope you sell before earnings tomorrow

>>20555395
Sure thing, r*ddit.

>>20555083
>not selling that pump and dump when you make a profit

>>20555311
What's the weird squiggly E mean?

Just bought QQQ puts 264 and it's already -15 dollars what the fuck

Chads, I've been holding DFFN for so long that my cock is now 12" long and I get light headed when I have an erection, does anyone else have this problem?

>new coronavirus cases all time high
>researches say immunity only lasts 3 months
>scientists say it gives long time brain damage
>markets go up up up
literally why? is it only niggers that get sick and the stock market starts factoring in future tax cuts for having less welfare niggers?

>>20555425
You are a disappointment to your father

>>20555443
>he shorted the bottom

Is KTOV kill? I thought they were on the verge of a breakthrough?

>>20554845
Breathe, stay with me bro

>>20555440
Those are like yuro-peen dollars.

>There are people in this thread who didn't buy AGQ in march

ngmi

>>20555354
I, too, can post random numbers and charts in images.
I just don't understand why you're so upset.

which meme do i buy ONTX or DFFN?

>>20555452
>literally why
Fed announced inflation ok to breach 2%. Deflationary cycle due to "natural disaster events" canceled. Inflation only now. Brrr only now.

today is literally your last chance to sell TSLA above 1600

>>20555311
TR fren

>>20555399
TSM seems more reliable in that aspect.

crab day until tsla msft earnings are you serious

Ebay dump after their classified selloff news seems like the perfect dip to buy back into. Gonna see if it's close to bottoming out before going in.

>>20555440
"The currency formerly known as DEM"

Ah, and if China floods too much, then we're going to have a credit expansion like we've never seen before.

>>20555492
DFFN just because I bought it

>>20555452
>locusts appear in belize, colombia, paraguay, brazil, argentina in one month
>apocalypse now

>>20555362
Awesome answer, thanks frend.

>>20555555

>>20555483
No, you can't. You don't understand Sharpe ratio or leverage because your tiny brain can literally only buy the same handful of divviecuck stocks that all divviecucks buy. T, MO, KO, XOM, etc. Stay poor ^^

>>20554862
AMRN

>>20555558
>tfw long DBA
Good good.

>>20555533
>paypal banned me so now i cant buy from ebay

kike company, beanie baby craigslist version of amazon

Buy the TQQQ dip
My friend works at Wall Street. He said MM is almost done shaking the paper hands

What is this formation called bros?

Anyone else keep getting phone calls regarding shares you used to own?

Get tue vibe some big shareholder is spamming the housephone. Idk how they got that as I never gave that number to my brokerage.

>>20555600
checked. The Nigger Crawl Pleateau™

>>20555600
"The pennyshit waiting for the press conference"

Get in the TSM reversal

>>20555601
used to get obscene amounts of spam but it seems the finally gave up

REEEEEEEE

WHY ISN'T MY MINER ETF PUMPING REEEEEEEEEEEE

NRGOF got away from me, bros...

>>20555599
My dad works at SQQQ and tells me bulls are fagets

Y-You got a dollar btw?
Family very poor. Please help.

>>20555049
Wish I could afford decent puts on that Ponzi scheme

>>20555601
No one ever calls me. I don't even get Nigerian prince spam emails.

>>20555601
Nah I just keep getting calls from some cuck named Margin.

>>20555645
>semis up
>tech down
huh

>>20555361
You're probably not wrong but implies I couldn't NEET it up

>>20555601
>Anyone else keep getting phone calls regarding shares you used to own?
Its the broker calling your margin bud. Put more cash in.

It appears Monday is the only good day tech stocks have then they slowly bleed all week until the next Monday mega pump

>>20555576
Yet, you still haven't posted your literal portfolio showing me up once and for all.

>Leverage
Wait.... are you leveraging up?
On companies.... that are already leveraged....
Anon. I just pity you now.
Seriously, good luck and money is just money.
If you lose it, it's not the end of the world.

Unless you do it on livestream, then it is the end of the world. Become an hero that we know you to be.

im gonna do it
im gonna buy one msft share

>>20555655
If it's PM. Buy the dip. Spot is holding.

>>20555423
I bought in at 8 and sold for 17 weeks ago I’m on to a new meme DNNF

>>20555520

hello fellow german fren

Aaaaaaand here comes the tech recovery

>>20555423
Talk to me about Workhorse...looks like market cap is roughly half of Tesla. Git some?

>>20555705
NOOO
I DONT WANNA GET BOGGED BY YOUR INSOLENCE

How come when I watch the lines they go down but if I don't watch them they go up?

Someone out there is doubling their money just by flipping TSLA $3500 calls.

>>20555440
Some bullshit the Europeans think is currency. Idk seems pretty valueless to me.

>>20555737
>looks like market cap is roughly half of Tesla
Where are you looking?

>>20555698
To this day I have not met a single person who could explain what they even meant when saying "a company is leveraged"
>>20555311
Perfect desu

>>20555757
Stocks are basically just boiling water if you really think about it

>>20555737
>Market cap half of Tesla
Nigga what?

>>20554774
Yes. Literally butt fucked.

NEVER buy a stock from a company with a fag flag in its logo.

I thought the market would go down today?

>>20555737
not even 1/100th

>>20555718
>Buy the dip
no dip, just crab

>>20554980
I canceled my 1.45 buy order this morning and I'm glad I did. What reason do we have to expect this will go up further?

>>20555771
Is u butt wet so you lick or is u butt wet cause u lick?

>>20555771
this "bullshit currency" has more value than the dollar

TSLA is reaching the tip of a wedge at 1610. In which direction will it explode?

>>20555740
I did it, anon!
I'm down 5 cents so far.

>>20555818
It did go down relative to the dollar.

>>20555354
You know you had a point about divvies but now that you're posting charts of people turning $100k to $900b in ten years I'm beginning to think you have a mental illness.

>>20555893
>>20555893
>>20555893

made a new one

>>20555853
Get a load of those americunnys

>>20555856
up pic related is my source

>>20554797
>Earnings coming up and cockpit reveal
Earnings are obviously negative (or so I assume) considering their current position and a cockpit reveal... You're joking right? Anything else or is that really it?

>>20555853
>putting commas wherever you want
Sounds real to me

>>20555853
And the pound sterling beats that.

>>20555832
It's still the dip bro

>>20555452
>Brain damaged consumers
Unbelievably bullish.

>>20555803
>For an individual
To use borrowed capital for (an investment), expecting the profits made to be greater than the interest payable.

>For companies
Borrowing money to fund long-term growth or purchases.

My point is, taking a leveraged position on a company that is taking leveraged positions, magnifies risk. The cost to service debt can, not only effect growth, but can become a problem during hard times.

>>20555788
hmmm marketwatch? Says 1.49B cap...
Tesla at....
Woops nevermind. Forgot like 299B. Oh well I'm sure it'll buff out.

>>20555599
Very nice digits my friend

>>20555733
i hope you are right fren

>>20555653
Wow that blows. I assume they are calling for some sort of vote, eg large holder is mad asf about something the company is doing and is trying to rally all the shareholders to force the company to do something

>>20555134
And if I don't have enough to sell a covered call?

>>20554548
If the faggot telling everyone every thread to "buy before it hits 1.00$" has stopped shilling, I'd say that's a good sign to get out.

>>20555500
if that is true, then why do professional investors buy 10 year treasury bonds at a rate of like 0.6%? they are literally gonna get ass raped if inflations hits 2%

>>20554629
What is your suggestion to short the broader markets with an account under 25,000? I have around 7,000 and I can throw margin onto it.
Unless you're saying the market isn't going to fucking burn this fall. Because, it is. That is just a reality. Unless Trump actually forces shit to stay open, which I doubt.

>>20556026
get a job

>>20556064
Bonds become undesirable until they pump more money into the system. Bonds bet on US government, which has around another 15 years in this state before our GDP gets too shot and we have to introduce the Illumanti coin that will be even more clearly corrupt.

>>20555893
>>20555893
>>20555893

>>20556162
Fuck you dad. You're a beta male indentured feminist servant.

>>20555599

MM ?