/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20544939
who fuckin cares

he is taking a shit like everyone else

>>20544939
Post link/screenshot

caps

>>20544939
elon-fren please post a link meme so we can get simeon to learn his lesson.
you like controversy and posting stinky linkies is sure to draw it. thank u

>>20544960
This. Post archive or it didn't happen

>>20544966

/the thread. Archive
>>20481241

>>20544939
Im always om biz!

Brace yourselves

>>20544939
PewDiePie browsed pol at some point, that's why he dropped "nigger" on air, probably wrote "nigger" a million time there. Everywhere else people will tell you what you want to hear.

If you think about it an imageboard is the last place to have sincere interactions when you're one of the most famous perso on the planet.

>>20544939
it's a well established fact that that faggot musk browses 4chan, he's probably the one making all those jannies meme threads

>you might see more than that

Elon is crashing RLC and Chainlink so he could acoomulate

Hi Elon. Big fan, especially the whole Mars thing. Keep up the good work fren.

I honestly wouldn't doubt it.
/biz/ does have the best memes

>>20544966
>exclamation mark
What kind of idiot makes a request for such a generic proof of confirmation?
At least get him to post a specific image or something.

>>20545005
I DIDNT BUY WHAT DO I DO IS IT TOO LATE THIS ISNT FAIR WHY ELRONDO WHY

>>20545047
If you look at his tweets he doesn't use exclamation marks very often

>>20544939
He browses /biz/ and WSB

>>20545052
yes pls post this image

>>20545026
*Ting*Ting*Ting*
Gentlemen! I come with a very special announcement! Please do help yourselves to some refreshments while we wait for everyone to arrive!

>>20544939
elom pls pump REQ thx

Hi Elon. Very cool.

>>20545128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpiqzwE3RCs

Why the fuck would Elon Musk, one of the richest people in the world, come to a Korean Basket Weaving forum where all they talk about is a Russian Scammer trying to get his Big Mac's? Honestly someone please tell me.

>>20544939
Hey Elon

Welcome home

(Pump BUIDL pls)

>>20545238
https://youtu.be/SBIlLtkyUYg

>>20545281
Once an autist always an autist.

>>20545281
He had just deleted his tweet and was maybe browsing the backlash for shits and giggles.
But still that tweet wasn't really an exclamation mark worthy tweet in Elons world

>>20545281
Elon is about to become the dark horse hero of the Chainlink-/biz/ mythos by launching a war on Simeon

Based Elon, if I ever make it I want to be like him.

>>20545281

>>20544939
Omg only Elon musk would use an exclamation mark

>>20545281
For lols.

>>20545344
He never ever uses exclamation marks. It was in a doge coin thread. Moments before he posted a meme about doge coin. Elon is /our guy/ and will lead us to the holy land of /Biz/rael during the last bull run

It’s really happening this time you guys
>Inb4 a falcon heavy just flew over my house

>>20545281

Probably this
>>20545042

ELON ADOPT IEXEC YOU FRICK

>>20545382
Oil. I heard airlines are literally paying people to take it off their hands. They buy in bulk and now it’s not even worth the storage costs.

>>20545453
DO NOT CALL ELON A FRICK YOU UTTER HECK

>>20544939
Don’t make a big deal about it.

>>20545382
This!
Ships!
Very out of place ex mark!
I believe!

ELON PUMP MY RSR BAGS SO I CAN BUY A TESLA PLEASE

JUST TWEET "MY LINKY STAY STINKY"

>>20544939
I can verify that that was him in the Doge thread.

>>20545499
I'm not going to go on twitter and try and out him. Twitter fags don't browse /biz/
It's such an ambiguous sign that has lots of plausible deniability anyway.
But still cool if it was him.

>>20545027
I’m not in crypto like I’ve mentioned multiple times, but I do like the concept.
>>20545045
Stay tuned, major news coming.

>>20545453
>>20545490
Go back, you colossal faggots

>>20545570

Proof or fake elon

>>20545617
Yeah thats just some random fag

>>20544939
>>20544939
If elon looks at biz he will see iExec and get a big bag for telsa and spacex

>>20545617
Give me something subtle to put in my next tweet and I’ll do it.

>>20545635
Tweet "nico bully gf"

>>20545635
Use the word 'ecstatic'

>>20545635
a frog

>>20545635
Fuck off random idiot with Elon namefag

>>20545635
say "Grass isn't green."

>>20545635
exactly 2 words that are shortened.

eg: can't, don't, won't, etc

>>20545635
You could tweet about how you’ve been reading about cryptocurrency and state what your thoughts on it are.

>>20545635
blame covid on 5G

>>20545687

he'll crash it by saying he's not in it hahahah

>>20544939
Link the thread

>>20545635
Include the work "link" you can make it about starlink if you want but capitalise the L

>>20545635
Use the word "link"

>>20545707
>>20481241

>>20545649
Or if you want something more subtle, share a video from niconico.

>>20545635
Post something is "stinky"

No clue about Musk, but I promise you Jeffrey Epstein was here every day during the big crypto runs of 2017-2018.

Keep an eye on the Maxwell case for proof. If she doesn't meet an unfortunate end, I promise you some very, very interesting things are going to come out about Epstein and 4chan, specifically /Biz/.

The sad news is it may well lead to this whole site being shutdown.

Epstein also had multiple Ledger devices loaded with eight figures in Bitcoin, Ethereum, and other tokens.

I do not know what happened to them.

>>20545708
this

>>20545570
Make a mars blockchain meme?

/biz/ really is a bunch of retards. I'm 64d chess master Trump. To prove it my next tweet will contain the letter 'E'.

>>20545635
Post a nico

>>20545678
Since you’re the guy I replied to, you got it.

>>20545635
say "moon"

>>20545771
Hi Trump. Buy LINK and tweet about it.

>>20545784
Another arbitrary example oh wow it's really you

>ELON MUSK IS ON BIZ?!

>>20545777
checked

>>20545635
post the crypto scam again lol

i imagine twitter execs will get a mild heart attack reading that again

>>20545570
E if it's really you, iExec seriously offers so much and can take AI and Machine Learning models to new heights

Oh and thanks for OpenAI. You're the tits man

>>20545777
Check'd and based

>>20545281
Watch the joe rogan interview
He has that specific autism that makes him unrelatable to 99% of normies that most bizraelis also have.

>>20544939
He's fag tho

>>20545045
Dank

elons new $DOGE is $SOUL

>>20545784
>Since you’re the guy I replied to, you got it.
>posted at 1:05am california time.
alright elon, let's see it.

>>20545784
hey elon give me a tesla ok thx

>>20545329
Brenden shwub

>>20545784
This is not Elon.

he who controls the memes

>>20546035
Yes he's just an annoying fuck.
Though i have hope that the anon in the DOGE thread was him

>>20545001
hi elon!

>>20545784
elon, i recently graduated college and found a job and for the first time in my life i have money. i want to buy a nice rugged SUV/jeep style car, want it to be electric. why doesn't tesla offer something like this? or maybe a pickup? idk man, all your cars feel too "nice" i wanna wear and tear that bitch. im a young lad, gimmie something affordable that i can fuck in

>>20546035
His name literally says "Elon" brainlet. You can't make that up. He's 4chan verified.

>>20545635
>>20545570
>>20545784

If its really you nigga. I hope you ascend to the god emperor of mankind. You are the only light in this dark bizarre clown world.

Finish the space ship and lets get the fuck out of here. And name your next child Werner von Braun

>>20546112
if his intent is to prove to us that he's /ourguy/, putting "Elon" as his name would make sense...

Elon is accumuating DNA and NYZO

>>20544939
Unironically just bought 100k DOGE in case of flippening.

Hi Elon
I was randomly contacted by someone from Tesla about my work on stopping electric vehicles exploding and asked if I wanted a job.

I had 3 phone interviews where everyone turned up 30mins at 11pm my time and I wasted my time sitting bullshit electronics tests and filling in visa forms. Then when it came to the in person interview it suddenly got changed to being another virtual one and the HR woman just stopped replying after we agreed the dates and ignored all my emails.

So I managed to get rejected for a job I didn’t even apply for.

I’m an unemployable useless NEET who can’t function in a corporate environment so probably a good decision for all

Anyway just thought I’d share the story for bizraelites

>>20545784
>Tfw I chat about business with Elon musk

>>20546261
This is normal for us autists. I got rejected from every single graduate scheme I applied for despite having the highest grade in my year in the business degree from a top UK university because I can't talk to normies and I fucking despise small talk. It forced me to seek out alternative ways to become wealthy. Fast forward 10 years and I'm a millionaire from trading options and crypto

Walk your own path anon. You will make it

I do hear actually that Elon hires autists at tesla and spacex and he interviews everyone personally?

its yo boi Elon here AMA fags

>>20546261
What work, college?

>>20546344
Doubt he interviews everyone, you can get however fired personally when he throws a fit again

>>20545095
I think 4chan would explode if he did

>>20545201
>Dogecoin standard

Yea he read the bitcoin standard book and is fully redpilled now.
I have no doubt now he did the stock overvalued comment after seeing the fed balance sheet and not wanting tesla to be owned by glow in the darks.

>>20545281
Musk hates the financial system , he made his fortune with paypal only to be cucked by chargebacks and banks (which he sold his part on the company and invested into tesla and spacex).

He wanted to create the internet money and he did only to see it turned into a chargeback processor company due to boomers retards creating retarded regulations.

This is why he openly called marxist during the early quarantine , he hates regulators with a passion but hiddes his powerlevel really well.

This is blowing my mind

newfags don't remember when he market bought link after being asked to in a thread

>>20544958
No he doesn't!!

>>20545687
There’s a YouTube podcast of him talking about it
He goes on to say that there is a desire for an online currency that can replace cash
In the sense that cash is somewhat discreet and anonymous

PUMP IT ELON!

I wanna see Elon and Felix's folders of saves/caps from here. That's where you can truly see the soul of a man. What he saves, how well it's organized, what boards they visit....yes, I want to see those folders