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Hey there /biz/, I have $14k saved up, please tell me how I can invest it. Please and thank you

>> No.20513452

>>20513428
14k is a good amount to start with. You're gonna get shilled a bunch of shit here soon, if you make the right moves you'll be a millionaire easily.

>> No.20513475

>>20513428
Biz way
>Lurk here
>follow some shill
>Get cucked
>Try again on your own
>Get more cucked
>Lose mind (now you are a true bizchad from this point)
>That's a man

>> No.20513538

>>20513428
Ha! Me too. I’m a total newfag trying to make sure my first trades aren’t a disaster. 14k mostly coronabux I’m not emotionally attached to and could afford to lose, so why the hell not play some shitcoins.

>> No.20513548

>>20513428
buy FUN.

>> No.20513570

You think she has an innie or an outie for her buddy?

>> No.20513638

Hey peepz! Meridian’s audit report is now available! Feel free to check it on their latest medium article:
https://medium.com/meridian-network/hacken-audit-release-update-d5a8eee64761

>> No.20513651

>>20513428
RSR

>> No.20513856

>>20513428

bump

>> No.20513954

>>20513856
Basically, you want in on the defi hype.

You can pick up more well known projects like SNX, LEND, COMP. These have already had pumps but they are solid and could easily make some more nice gains. There's plenty of other ones around and you'll have to do your due diligence there.

Don't forget about Oracles to power defi, which there's really only one, chainlink, which this board loves. PNK is a nice compliment to this token and has plenty of room to grow.

In this coming pump you're gonna want to be in defi in some way, keep that in mind.

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20514175

>>20513954

Ok cool, what platform or client do I need to buy defi with and how much should I start off buying?

>> No.20514235

>>20514175
coinbase/pro is a good fiat onramp, can pick some of those up there as well, otherwise eth/stablecoin to uniswap v2 is a good path through metamask

>> No.20514267

>>20513570
Innie, only niggers have outties

>> No.20514686

bump

>> No.20514793

>>20513428
Buy 7k worth of Tesla Calls.

>> No.20514947

>>20513428
Man she is so hot

>> No.20515139

>>20513428
Invest in sucking my fucking cock you fucking faggot.

>> No.20515826

>>20514267
>t. virgin who has literally never seen a vagina in his entire life

>> No.20516109

>>20513475
Don't forget biz dismissing major runners for next year, such as NEO, NKN, RLC, REN, BPT, and ADA.

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20516154

>>20513428
Three letters faggot
R
S
R
Buy at least 1 million to make it within the next 12 months

>> No.20516369

>>20513428
wait for a dip on Tesla and then buy everything you can.

>> No.20516403

>>20516369

lel Tesla is going to $5k

>> No.20516419

stick a bit in NIMIQ, great technology and a recent uptick, its going thru a small dip rn so perfect time to buy in

>> No.20516438

>>20513428
SYLO and ENJ

>> No.20516747

She was my favorite when she was a brunette and had long hair. What happened to her?

>> No.20516786
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20516786

>>20516747
>yes fren...'what happened'?

>> No.20516844

>>20513638
>Medium
Lol

>> No.20516854

As mentioned in the previous thread you posted, 14k is couch change. Put it into your meme stock/coin of choice and let it ride.

>> No.20516894

>>20514175
Ffs OP don’t listen to anyone yet. You got to lurk more. Watch who wins and who loses here and from what kind of tips. And bet small. We’re talking $100 max then reinvest your gains. We’re all gonna make it so don’t be a retard and lose 14 fucking k lol

>> No.20516912

easily nim

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20516932

>>20514793
This would potentially be a good call if OP wasn’t a noob
https://news.sky.com/story/elon-musks-tesla-on-the-verge-of-joining-prestigious-s-p-500-stock-market-index-12025463

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20516937

>>20513428
You have 10 days left to buy this
Not saying you have to buy it, but check out iExec

>> No.20516960

>>20516154
Shit coins are pump and dumps. You can make some in the extreme short term by buying low and selling high when they moon but you have to make sure you sell before they dump. Like I said you’ll have to lurk more to understand.

>> No.20517064

>>20513428

BNT is your best bet. V2 coming out this month easy 3-5X from current price. Turn that 14k to 50k bro

>> No.20517124

>>20517064
Redpill me on BNT

>> No.20517202

>>20517124

https://blog.bancor.network/breaking-down-bancor-v2-dynamic-automated-market-makers-4e90c0f9a04

BNT will be solving the impermanent loss issue for LP in their release V2. They are the first and only Dex that has this feature. They got currently 20M locked but with V2 coming out this can easily go up to 100-250M once institutional LP move from other DEX's to avoid suffering from impermanent loss. LP also needs to have BNT to get 50% of trading fees regarding the token their provide in the pool. 70M token supply which will be voted on in the Bancor DAO coming out later this year. P/E ratio lowest in all the defi tokens. There's a lot more

>> No.20517974

>>20516932
if TSLA price isnt a obvious sign we are in a massive bubble then I dont know what is

>>20513954
yes listen to guys like these buy cryptoshit and lose it all

>> No.20518079

>>20513428
50% AMPL
25% RSR
25% LINK

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20518192

>>20516403
Imagine buying a stock that can be dumped with a tweet from an unstable autist.

>> No.20518222

>>20513428
Open Roth IRA, max it out over the course of the year. Put your money in index funds that cover the entire stock market, make sure you have exposure to both domestic and international markets. Don't fuck with bonds yet.

>> No.20518339

>>20518192
That's part of the appeal anon. Also space Daddy may be an unstable autist, but he's OUR unstable autist.

>> No.20518383

>>20513428
sell a cash covered put and hold that stock you get assigned forever

>> No.20518435

>>20513428
All in on AMPL at 0.00024 bitcoin/ample. Wait for rebase every day at 10pm eastern, sell soon after at +0.00003 at whatever the price was at at rebase. As soon as sold set buy at -0.00008 whatever value rebase was at. Make sure you have ampl and not bitcoin in wallet every day at 10pm eastern. Rinse repeat. You'll have doubled your money within 2 weeks at the bare minimum.

>> No.20518438

>>20513452

Literally put everything in ethereum and sell the top next major bull run. If you sell multiple tops and short well you'll be a millionaire many times over.

>> No.20518452

>>20513428
DGP
GDX
GDXJ
PAAS
GOLD
SVM

>> No.20518621

>>20518222
>Roth IRA
checked
red pill me

>> No.20518755

>>20513428
How beutiful she is guys?
Literally my teenage crush
Here is in 2014 but she's always beutiful
she's my love

>> No.20518769

>>20518755
She was, not anymore. She was my crush too.. :(

>> No.20518923

>>20518621
https://www.calculator.net/roth-ira-calculator.html?cstartingprinciple=1001&cannualaddition=6000&cinterestrate=7&ccurrentage=25&cretirementage=65&ctaxtrate=25&cinflationrate=3&printit=0&x=28&y=21#roth-ira-result

Fill out the information, put the interest rate at 7% and contributions at 6000 a year. See how much tax free money you can make by retirement.

>> No.20518981

>>20518621
Also open your Roth IRA with vanguard, and if you don't know what you're doing initially just put it in a target date fund for the year where you're going to retire, or whatever fund is closest to that year. For example, I have the 2060 target date fund, although once I have about 10 grand saved up in it I plan on moving it over to a couple of different index funds instead.

>> No.20519249

>>20516109
Why would NEO be in the running? That shit is dead IMO. Ethereum does everything better.