/biz/ - Business & Finance

im gay and so is bobo. i am bobo

FUCK ANIME
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CHINA

FUCK JANNIES

do you guys think we have another retard strength 2016-2019 type bull run for the years ahead
or is it all over. i want to just go all in with $400k on tqqq and tech

>/smg/ Stock Market General

MORE LIKE STUPID MARKET GENERAL

>>20463539
Can I have your 400? I don’t have much money and I wanna have more money

is Nio going to go back up after NKLA tanking? Nio actually has cars right

When have you "made it"?

>>20463589
I don’t know if I believe in NIO anymore and I was the original NIO shill. It sure was funny being accused of being ccp when I just wanted to make money off chinks.

>>20463624
Two girls at the same time.

>>20463643

Trump is going to war with China. I’m literally not buying any of their shit. I’m not doing it

>>20463643
You stole my money

>>20463624
when your bank hits you up and lets you buy a home backed by your stocks then you can just slowly move up into bigger homes while living for free
in my case that's 1 mil

>>20463643
1/3 of NIO is owned by the richest man in china and a member of the CCP. Honestly all memes aside it might go down to about $9 however in a few years it'll be up with tesla.

If you are too scared then feel free to sell.

>>20463686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhMAt3BluAU&t=3353s

It sucks but the USA really shafted itself with it's "America first" attitude with trump. By placing tariffs on other countries (LMAO trump tariffed India china's own enemy helping china out) they are letting china roll their economy all across europe by making trade deals, buildings and such.

As a UK citizen it sucks too Brexit could have been great for trade deals with America but China swooped in first.

>>20463736
*forgot to mention that most americans don't even think about the world outside america, and that China has natural resources for Africa.

China will be superpower by 2025

>>20463686
>Trump is going to war with China
no
The US and China have been in a cold war for many years. The tech race is our space race, and it's inextricably linked to our economy.

This may be very good for the Chinese internet stocks. Google and amazon and netflix can't come in and disrupt them if China won't let them in. And it may be bad for ByteDance, as Trump might try to kick them out. Also could cause problems for some semiconductor companies.

>>20463736
>an hour long video of talking balls
nah
Know anything about any good Chinese semiconductor stocks?

>>20463686
>>20463736
>>20463765
stop giving a shit about politics pls
shit doesn't matter, there are always money opportunities

God I hope MVIS or UAVS have some weekend traction leading into Monday. Up around 20% on both.

>>20463818
Yeah sorry i know this isn't the place for politics but i see a lot of "never bet against america" posts and such.

Anyone have a preference on a platform for maintaining long term etf’s or indices or should I just remain with my countries big banks

>>20463765
You know “superpower” isn’t a term reserved for one nation. China is already a superpower, the part I have trouble understanding is; what’s the fucking point? Most of their people still live like shit, sure they may be the leaders in industry but who’s actually enjoying it? It’s like 98% of the population retardedly slaves away to make their country seem powerful. China is a superpower built off the retardation of most of its inhabitants.

>>20463792

Looks like we are heading back to the moon and TO MARS

>>20463904
Yeah dude i fucking hate china, It's like what happens when you brainwash a population of retards and let them do whatever the fuck. Doctors are killed for if a patient dies, they copy everything from other countries instead of actually making new inventions, they cut corners in every possible way so much so that they use fake concrete and building materials on housing. It is straight up 1984. Yet all the people believe it's the best place in the world.

However money is money and the reason why i started this was me defending NIO and i stand by the point NIO will be worth like $500+ in 10 years.

>>20463559
T. Crypto brainlet

>>20463829
STILL? You're still holding those from months ago? Damn anon, I admit, I'm impressed

WKHS and Nio....its their time next week right? this week was a pullback

>>20464026
anon i........

>>20464026
I’m in heavy with Workhorse.

>>20463539
Just sell cash covered puts on TQQQ?
You can be making like fucking 30k a week

>>20463656
a

>>20463511
this picture is from chyna where red means stonks go up

I'm about to drop 10k on OPK. Why is this a bad idea and why are you wrong?

>>20463904
The chinks have been getting richer and richer. Some of their cities are close to western levels. Your idea of China is outdated.

>>20463973
>Doctors are killed for if a patient dies
Never heard this before.
>they copy everything from other countries instead of actually making new inventions
They actually are innovating now. There's a reason why countries have to ban 5G chinese infrastructure. It's the best. Also digital payments.

>>20464332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HspStZXo1rU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XopSDJq6w8E&t=171s

I know not many people trust ADV china but they are normally the best sources when it comes to inside knowledge of china.

The doctors being murderd news is silenced by the CCP to avoid any negative outlook, it's also a common saying in china "Replicate the masters untill you are as good as them" china will normally steal tech from other countries and reverse engineer it. They did this with a car company (I believe jaguar land rover) where they use the exact same dimensions for doors, windows etc.

>>20464299
You should have already done it. Don't be surprised if the meta next week changes for literally no reason.

>>20464432
>china will normally steal tech from other countries and reverse engineer it
Yes I know they do this. Is a common feature of the asian model of development. That doesn't mean they don't innovate.

>>20464467
Are you holding it?

Things are just getting started imo I think it will go up 140% from here.

>>20463511
Yuros ITT, which platform do you use?

Coin shortage means long pennies, right?

>>20464558
I went to the bank with my dad yesterday with $150 in coins. They seemed happy. Can you explain the coin shortage to me??

>>20464574
I'm diagnosed retarded and I know nothing about it. I just read da sign when I go to do da store to buy donuts and hotdog dinner. But I do know pre 1982 pennies sound cooler than post 1982 pennies when you throw them against a desk. This is because they have more copper in them and they are actually worth like 2 cents each. I just think now is the perfect time to spread the meme of hoarding pre 1982 pennies becuase of the 100% return.

>>20464515
I wish I was but didn't buy on Friday. I at least expect it to pump more but I don't expect it to pump forever or consistently.
I don't see any particular news for why OPK pumped, so I'd say that it's mostly going up out of le corona virus cure sentiment.
The company itself has never turned a profit so I'm unsure that them being expected to have better results in Q2 will matter a lot.
Right now tech is in the shitter, if tech recovers it might reverse this healthcare pump.

Don't be here on the weekends famalams
Let the market rest and do other things.

See you on Monday

Yuros ITT, which brokage do you use? Just wondering.

>>20464574
tl;dr the FED are storing up all the coins to give to the banks/cred unions to prevent a bank run scenario where they really do fucking run out of money when the full economy opens up again. They're shitting themselves, since China just had one this week; and they can't be as heavyhanded as to straight up arrest people fro trying to withdraw money.

>>20464665
Hmm. Something about the circulation of change is confusing me. Not enough change is “changing hands?”

I don’t believe there was a shortage before corona. Strange times

>>20464665
Tastyworks
Only fee is the withdrawal fee. But it's not much if you rarely withdraw anyways or have a US bank account.

I used IBKR. But fuck them. They got worse and worse. Do not use them.

If you just want to buy ETF and hold forever it doesn't matter though.

>>20464664
I have no where else to go

>>20464724
It’s ok fren. We’ll be here with you

>>20464724
Gym and stocks are all I have atm.
But staying here over the weekend just makes me giddy for monday.

>>20464664
finished my 7 day work set and have 7 days off now. I have nothing else to do in life besides waitin for the market to open

>>20464664
Shut up faggot. I got charts to look at, indicators to measure, candles to analyze, across all time frames.

>>20464633
I just don't see this le corano goiing away anytime soon and this company sells tests. Testing is going to become a huge business with sports, schools, and travel.

>Markets closed today
I NEED TO FUEL MY GAMBLING ADDICTION

>>20464831
And then again what's their market share on tests?
The big infection peak already happened and their stock didn't soar. The market has been very cyclical so I wouldn't be surprised that while this stock will go up in the long run it won't outperform whatever meme trend is going on in the market and might even be hindered by people being more keen on investing somewhere else.

>>20463589
Wait until 7$ or lower, buy and hold for years to make it

>>20464877
should just use crypto.com app to play around and trade crypto on the obvious pumps, take your gains and use the their card, I hardly use my bank anymore.. 24/7 trading...

>>20464913
Harder to win at crypto than the markets. Lots of articles, news, actual products being sold and services being used with real companies than crypto memes. I tried, after the -17 boom, and nothing really significant happened after, except for the BTC crash, made my willie hard that everybody who bought at max peak lost thousands of dollars in hours.

>>20464693
tl;dr a bank run is if people lose utter faith or get greedy with newfound money, and head straight to the bank to cash it out. The bank from there must (as expected) give everyone the exact amount of money they ask for to the fucking penny - and if they're unable to it will guaranteed create a snowball effect as they tell the next person (and can't give service to the next customer)
In short, the US is absolutely shitting its pants. It's easy to create moneypaper (that printer's been figuratively and literally whirring away for months), but not as easy to create moneytokens/coins. If even one person tries to take about $69.69, and only gets $69.65 because they haven't got the nickels to bridge the 4 cents, and in turn bitches on social media; everybody hawking a collapse will instantly go full panicmode and head to their own bank to try to take out all their money (esasterbating the sitation further)
If the banks tremble even a little bit, the entire fucking ponzi scheme of fiat money collapses in on itself (moreso when you conisder this is the biggest fiat economy of history maatched with the fastest movement of information from anywhere); hence the instability caused from collecting up all the coinage is an easy tradeoff (in their eyes) compared to the entire system collapsing.

And no, this is not hyperbole. Failed bank runs are pretty much textbook societal collapse triggers (at least, if you can't arrest everyone and suppress the information about the banks running out of money, a la Chyna)

>>20464198
You're an idiot if you follow this guy's advice. TQQQ is going to moon next week.

>>20464947
well i've been holding CRO since .03 and using their card and getting MCO back.. easiest money for now imo.. easy to catch onto the latest pump.. link pumped hard lately.. I don't put all my money into it but it's easy to use and play around with the card is a prepaid so if it gets stolen they can only spend what i have on there IF they can even spend it.. it is FDIC insured and its basically just play money... fun to use on weekends

>>20464881
Good question. I'm not sure about that. I am under the assumption that they have enough market share to be bought out though. Futhermore, I just have a hunch and I want to shill something to the weekend warriors. I also have been shilling Xerox because it seems like a dying business. Maybe I am doing this wrong!!

>>20463511
I shorted Virgin Galactic at the last moment on Friday.
Will I get btfo'd?

>>20465024
Don't worry you'll see huidige prijs.

>>20464665
Trading212
Degiro
Tastyworks

212 is great for poorfags. Specially in the uk.
Degiro is great because cheap commissions and has a lot of available markets. Dax options are cool.

Tasty for US stocks. Just started on it though, can fully review.

If you are onto investing more than high speed trading. Definitely Degiro, great support, they have accounts in several countries so you can wire for free.
But 50c per US trade... Can't really do high speed trading...

MSFT and AMD will grow up right?

I got into stonks on Friday again seeing that the street is fearful of market falling down again.

>>20464950
nice FUD, you've only been wrong for the past 90 years

NIO July sales release on the 3rd of august. Im telling you anons it'll moon up to $20 when they reveal a massive sales growth

>>20465169
Isn't the street always fearful of the market falling down at every other waking moment? Everybody who trades stocks either acts like they found a tiny gold deposit or an atom bomb with a ticking countdown timer in their basement so their mood is probably going to change when they find another pump and dump promising to be the next big thing.

>>20465266
Because every moon mission has been built on the backs of solid, concrete results right? Not baseless assumptions and FOMO?

hopefully break even soon...learned alot these past 4-5 months

>>20465093
I set up an account with degiro recently and had to deposit funds with Deutsche bank Aren’t they at like serious risk of going under?

>>20465322
Holy fuck friend that must've hurt a bunch. I wish you the best of luck and great gains. Is AstraZeneca a good buy for Monday? I might start throwing some money into whatever companies have potential to get a covid vaccine out soon.

>>20464432
>"Replicate the masters untill you are as good as them" china will normally steal tech from other countries and reverse engineer it.
Dont like china because its a third reich tier authoritarian shithole but this is based desu
Patents and shit are fucking retarded and a massive restriction of freedom
The world would be better without that shit

>>20465663
it does but I recently started a job a year ago so financially secured. I knew the risk. Changed my strategy of locking in profits and setting stop losses the past 2-3 months

>>20463765
The world is unironically irrelevant outside of America europoor.

>>20465662
Bundesregierung vows for up to 100k fiat in banks
At the point you have brought stonks, those are Sondervermögen and if the broker goes broke you just transfer those to a different one

>>20463511
What does it mean when insiders sell stock? It's going to tank and they want out?

>>20465841
Well I won’t have more than 100k in my account anytime soon so that’s alright then, does degiro have an Mac IOS trading app or do you just have to use the webpage

>>20465865
Depends on context but usually not a good sign.
MRNA has been dumping bags for months, for example. Professional PnD midcap biomeme there

>>20465881
Dunno, just know they have a Android app
I dont use degiro tho becouse you have to do your taxes yourself and i hate beurocracy plus dunno how to do it

>>20465141
Stocks only go up

>>20465841
>At the point you have brought stonks, those are Sondervermögen and if the broker goes broke you just transfer those to a different one
Correct! This doesn't get talked about much but with somewhat sketchy startup brokers like Robinfeels and Canada's wealthsimple, it's probably good information to know juuuuuust in case.

I am beginning to think the more a ticker's CEOs or bagholders complain and actively do things about "nasty shorts", the more likely that ticker is really just a scam. Knew that before but wirecard definitely reminded me.

>>20466188
True. Complaining about shorties is peak baghold cope. The ol' manipulation is okay if line go up -or line go up is always virtuous and true price action- but thou shalt post lengthy word salad of salt and tears about it if line ever go down.

>>20464664
> Implying I have literally anything else in my life

Who else holding AZN over the weekend ?

I need bad economic data.

Any slight negative economic data would bring a nice correction.

Then I can grab some cheapies.

#FuckGentiles

>>20466413
Trump won’t allow it

>>20466413
Fuck kikes

>>20465865
could mean a lot of things, one of them is imminent dump

>>20466413
You had cheapies 4 months ago. Bye bye

>>20466320
I watched 45 minute video this evening with lawyer talking about no-new-information interview with that big twitch streamer would has unceremoniously and without explicit explanation booted from the platform back in spring. I don't care at all about vidya streamers but this story is interesting to me as the streamer had contract with Twitch worth purportedly in excess of 10 milly. That amount puts it in serious civil lawyer ballpark and clearly both streamer, one Dr. Disrespect, and Twitch have made little statement and what they have said has the flavour of meticulously curated legal language.

Anyway. Civil litigation is always fascinating to me. How big companies will try to weasel out of deals and how all parties involved are pointedly told by their attorneys to 1. shut the fuck up and 2. don't even think about not shutting the fuck up. They do this because failure to shut the fuck up opens possibility of a maybe only minor case of foot in mouth that opposing side can use against you. Company say; you breached terms of service. You say; when and how? Company say; you know what you did and how about you tell us what you think you did. i gotta go back to bad.

>>20466426
Let's say:

Jobs report shows we lost 1 million jobs thanks to state lockdowns.

-5 to 10% correction easy ;). Especially in tech sector.

>>20466188
Go on stocktwits and see if the boomer tards there fight with each other about possible and always vague "conspiracies" of MMs to keep the stock down.

If you see anything, then its a scam.

>>20466009
>I dont use degiro tho becouse you have to do your taxes yourself and i hate beurocracy plus dunno how to do it
If you are German then from 2021 you will have to do taxes, or you will lose money. There is no way around it starting next year.

But taxes take like 10 minutes. Its very very easy.
You dont even need a software. Just a pen and a calculator.

>>20463511

WHERE MY OILBROS AT?!??!?! REPORT IN!

I thought we agreed no smg on the weekends........

Wish I wasn't a sex offender

>>20466648
WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO!

>>20466657
what did you do anon?

>>20464950
>the US is absolutely shitting its pants
rofl do you even live in the US?

>>20466622
XOM SSL CPE but every morning I wake up saddened by my choices, yet too stubborn to change them

>>20466728
>every morning I wake up saddened by my choices, yet too stubborn to change them

TSM 70c 1/21 am I fucked?

>>20466622
Days of being an oilbro were a long time ago.

GUSH
USO
NBR
OXY

....made so much $$$$$

>>20466728

Dont be too worried anon, XOM or Shell both are very well positioned to meet growing demand in the west.
Especially the LNG demand will explode in the near future.
The LNG and Oil Business will show significant growth over the next years.
Meanwhile tech corps will grow in small steps since they are already big af.
Buy it and never look at it again for the next 3 years

>>20466898
>>20466728


*growing demand in the west, but the east, especailly Asia , will import 31 Million Barrel oil in 2025.
No one in Asia will give a fuck about Electric for at least another 20yrs.
Even tho if they begin to give some fucks the Electricity will be made from Gas Power Plants which are Climate Clean.
Not only will they import 31. Million Barrels a day in 2025 , they will import LNG and Gas in general big time the next 5 years.

As i said, just buy it , and lock your keyword to the bank acount for like 5 years

>>20463698
Wait what is that program called

>>20464664
>do other things.
bro...

>>20464967
Selling cash covered puts is a fantastic way to capitalize on that
I don't think you understand what it means to do that

>>20466648

>>20466648
You can never be free

>>20464558
>long pennies
I mean, I guess it could mean that people are using those penny presses too much, but that seems bizarre to me

I want a Tesla

wew lads

>>20467201
Yeah. Welcome to earnings week.

>>20466613
Explain

>>20467201
Tuesday Is Amazon day. If Amazon fails, the market would drop hard. Mark my words

>>20467237
Amazon will do better than ever, everyone stuck inside spending stimulus checks getting consumer products delivered this was the greatest thing to ever happen to amazon. They even leave your parcels at the door now making the whole process even more convenient than it already was

>>20467201
So whats a good choice for buying on monday?

>>20467234
The next 2/3 weeks will be a roller coaster
>>20467298
MSFT

What are we buying puts/calls on?
I’m getting calls on TSLA and TD

>>20467201
actually thinking of putting all in on CALX (Calix) on Monday or Tuesday.

>>20467372
Wednesday is going to be a slaughter. Of bears or bulls I'm not sure just yet.

>>20467201
I'm getting heartburn just looking at this.

>>20467318
>The next 2/3 weeks will be a roller coaster
How so?
My Research shows that our Finanzminister olaf is a massive son of a bitch that wants to hold poor people poor
Fuck the spd and fuck the cdu
>At least the spd will be dead after the next elections tho

>>20467536
How many major parties do you krauts have, and how different are they in the end?

>>20467433
Ok, make it simple for you.

Their stock prices already have "fantastic" earnings priced in......

Ask Netflix what "OK" earnings does to their stock price...

>>20467293
That's exactly why if Amazon fails the market would drop hard. It would be a huge disappointment

>>20467178
I sat in one and all i could think is it felt designed like apple store on wheels and i felt depressed. The cybertronk has character at least.

I'm hoping another chance at cheapies come this fall. Which it should cause of all the spike in our virus friend cases happening more and more across the U.S. Get the 2nd Govt check, then cheapies fall into my lap. Why spend my own money when I can use free money instead?

>>20467201
So, red week? Circuit breakers? March lows? Dow to 0?

>>20467201
KO will be a big oof.

>>20467658
Same. I actually don't like the barren dash because you have to take your eyes off the road to change even the most basic things.

Not to mention hardly anyone knows how to work on the damn things so you have to pay even more for tesla to fix it. I see the appeal but it's not for me

>>20467722
>Dow to 0?

God, I wish that would happen. I wish that could happen.

>>20467700
Or hell even some news where one of those virus drug trials failed would do it seeing as how recently any news on a potential cure causes things to rise.

>>20467748
The ensuing panic would be hilarious, not gonna lie

>>20463703
>in a few years it will be up with Tesla
You're delusional

>>20467536

Scholz is also called the "Giro"-Meister in Germany, a Finance Secretary of the State who basically has no Stocks and puts all of his money in his bank account as he said somewhere around end of last year and who keeps only cash.
A real original Bio German so you can say. Because germans hate the stock market in general and stay like 200 Miles away from it.

>>20467722
Everything to 0,01$. Prepare your buy orders for 99% discount stocks

>>20467626
Yes, but they've already been crabbing down for a whole week though. How much further do you think they will go?

>>20467727
Hate to say it, but it's somewhat priced in. It's really shit the bed since March.

>>20467748
You don't wanna live in a world where index goes zero. That's not gonna be a fun time i don't care how stocked up you are on ammo, MREs, ham radios.

>>20467536
>How so?
Because the big guys (AMZN, MSFT, AAPL, etc.) have earnings and we can finally see just how bad they got hit.
Its arguably the most interesting earnings season of the last few years and certainly the most important time of this year.

The next two weeks will make or break this market imo
> olaf is a massive son of a bitch that wants to hold poor people poor
Thats correct.
>>20467576
Gouvernment:
>CDU
Old people party. "Conservative". Just your average status quo party that wants more state, more rules, more bureaucracy and higher taxes while they embezzle money.
US equivalent:
Imagine Republicans and Democrats having one US party that rules most places without competition.
>SPD.
They are essentially the same statist CDU party, just less competent. Their main point of existence was to not be the CDU. Boomers who pretend to be kinda left but not really and kinda against capitalism but not really voted for them. Now theyre dead and the party is dying with them.
US equivalent:
Boomer democrats. They worked in a steel mill and vote democrat, because they are 70 and dont even realize that the democrats now stand for transsexuals and not some poor workers anymore.
>CSU
Bavarian state party. Main and only interest is Bavaria. Ruled Bavaria now for 60 years without competition, their current leader had a 94% approval rate at some point and it is probably the most competent out of all three.
Is needed to form a gouvernment and needs to be bought.
US equivalent: Imagine Texan Republicans having their own party and voting Trump for highways, tax reductions and shit.

Opposition
>Greens
Everything from boomers to Emily who is a vegan.
US equivalent:
Leftist democrats.
>FDP
CDU people LARPing as Libertarians.
US equivalent: Boomers saying taxes are too high without really lowering them when in power.
>Linke
Leftists and boomers LARPing as commies.
>AfD
Boomers LARPing as conservatives on FB and telling people Bill Gates is at fault.

-> Shits fucked

>>20467201
Someone tell me why buying both a call *and* a put on TSLA is not a sure thing while volatility is this low.

Surely fucking TSLA of all things can't keep crabbing at exactly the same price during one of the memeiest earnings of all time.

>>20467919
Thanks for answering anon.

>>20467967
>while volatility is this low.
What? IV is probably at 150 or so.
Its the highest IV week for TSLA.
>>20468029
Youre welcome. I stopped caring about politics really.
The fewer news I read, the happier I am. Europes fucked anyways. Might as well concentrate on getting money.

>>20467967
IV crush. I can't remember since I've seen such extreme greeks and indicators than on TSLA. Figures that the memest company of all time would have the memest options market of all time.
I might go with a meme deep OTM call and put just to have the rush of being in such an extreme meme 24 hours

>>20467919
Kek that's true.
Germany is controlled by bureaucrats and the state.
People regard government as the cornerstone and driving force of their society.
No wonder these people are dull and mindless drones that will never compete with US in ANYTHING. No creativity, no innovation, no talent. Just a nation of good engineers who lack the balls to achieve greatness.
I spit on my countrymen

>>20467427
>actually thinking of putting all in on CALX (Calix) on Monday or Tuesday.

I'm a network admin in the rural United States and work with Calix equipment. I'm not sure how the earnings will affect them, but my own company can't get enough of their equipment.

>>20467727
KO is going to be swinging for the fences
We're going to be rich lads

>>20468084
Good to know. Is it just your company, or are there multiple companies interested in CALX?

Next week is gonna kill a LOT of robinhood accounts

>>20468144
Who's going to be the culprit? What positions should I close?

NIO has just delivered it's 50000 vehicle. It is up 3918 in the first half of july. This number exceeds the delivery amount of june.

Is this bullish for NIO? I have a feeling it won't be cashed in untill full month report.

>>20467727
>KO will be a big oof

Explain for a retard.

>>20468144
So what are Robinhood users doing that will kill them, so I can do the opposite of that?

>>20468178
>I have a feeling it won't be cashed in untill full month report.
So my puts will print and at the end of the month, NIO will print. We both win anon.

>>20468144
every weekend the bears come out proclaiming a bloody Monday and that this time it will crash, but it never does. Quit making people lose out on gains by scaring them from investing you sore loser bears.

>>20468046
lmao hahaha

Prob won't fly but I read where some members of congress are kicking around the idea of sending 4000 to married couples who make under 100,000 a year. Most likely though it'd be the same as last time 1200/2400 but with income limit capped at 40,000. McConnell seems hell bent on sticking at the 40,000 limit. Which I could care less on cause I'd still get it anyway. The full 2400 that is.

>>20468172
>Who's going to be the culprit?
Options naturally.
TSLA will be the big one
>>20468190
1/2 of RH will bet on the wrong horse
1/4 will be right, but still lose their money to theta and vega bois
1/8 will break even
1/16th will make money.

If you want to bet against RH, write options.

>>20467919
>>20467576
Party description is fitting except for the csu
They are not really competent
They get their votes from the bavarians because they funnel federal money to bavaria on a massive scale while fucking everyone else
Also they are massively anti personal freedom

>>20468190
Going all in on TSLA calls probably. Then again, Musk will probably find a way to have a positive quarter. Even if it's just a sliver of green, it will count as its fourth positive quarter and can be entered into the S&P 500.

another boring weekend

>>20468255
>They are not really competent
They are. More competent than the CDU at least. I mean I may not agree with some of their stuff, but they have connections to all parts of the state and the economy. They kept themselves in power for 60 years now and for Bavaria the CSU is in fact the state. Every single major politician from the local village guy to the top dog is CSU.
And they did all that while propelling the place to be among the richest in the whole of Europe.

I mean I dont like the KGB, but I think theyre competent and good at what theyre doing.
They are corrupt fucks, but they are actually good at it.

>They get their votes from the bavarians because they funnel federal money to bavaria on a massive scale while fucking everyone else
Thats their goal though. Thats why they exist.

So IV crush after earnings is always a thing.
TSLA has earnings Wednesday.
Play: on Thursday YOLO cheapies expiring Friday.
ezpz

>Musk's Las Vegas tunnel meme corp will just be holes to drive Teslas through
A true visionary

>>20468242
>work through the shutdown
>hours get cut to 30 a week for about a month
>still make just enough to not qualify for some of the bonus bucks from the gov
>throw myself into OT to make extra money to fund stocks
>bonus bucks 2: electric boogaloo still can't be recieved because I make 7k over the limit after taxes
The stock market is literally my last hope. Fuck the government.

>>20468305
I dont even do much during the week desu. I write my options and wait for friday. But not seeing the numbers move is just heartbreaking.

Do we have a gambling addiction?
>>20468374
Id just not fuck with weekly options during earnings desu.
Usually the house (the writer) wins.

>>20463511
To the guy that was asking about GENE yesterday, apparently they are doing a direct offering right above 5 bucks

It is currently morning in the desert.

Good morning all

>>20468429
To date the most I ever lost in a single trade was trying to sell a call credit spread on SPY when it gapped up over the weekend and instantly went ITM losing all my collateral. I actually risked *more* than usual because "the house always wins". It kind of put me off writing options forever lol.

I'm enjoying this to much. Employed full time so get paid full salary. But thanks to our virus friend I get to work from home and just go into the office as needed, which is not that often. So I've basically turned into a retired person. Thanks to filing my 2019 taxes before all this shit happened I qualified for the full 2400 check and the 2nd 2400 check they send out. Both which I don't "need" but hey I'm not gonna turn down free money when it presents itself.

>>20468583
I will also add this was at the hard 300 resistance post-COVID which was why I was so confident.

>>20468589
>Both which I don't "need"
If you qualify for that second one you need the money lol

How do you make money off the blood of humans?

>he sold MVIS at 1.5

Hey /biz/ what did you do from late February to mid March? I went full cash cause I'm a wuss. Afterwards I went 90% into BAKA and MSFT. I just didn't know any better.

>>20463893
Do the banks charge you a fee for holding them? If so move them to somewhere free. If not and you’re not trying to actively trade then it doesn’t matter.

>>20468133
I don't know anon. ATH Friday. Insiders sold like crazy last 6 months. But good analysts ratings & EPS estimates, especially for 2021

>>20468782
I’m in oil and memes. Wish my luck. I should be sitting pretty when the economy opens up for real and America tells the “health experts” to fuck off.

>>20466188
Short sellers are doing gods work.

>>20467455
kek

>>20468937
I went in DAL pretty good. Healthy cash pile, over 50% upside once things pickup speed again, a nice divvy once they reinstate it. Figured grab the opportunity you know.

>>20468782
I liquidated in November after American bonds went all fucked up. Late March I reviewed companies I think would survive the crash, sitting on cash waiting for the other shoe to drop.

>>20468133
>Good to know. Is it just your company, or are there multiple companies interested in CALX?

They've definitely been successful in rolling out fiber optic backbone equipment. Hard to say what their future holds, but if you're bullish on developing internet infrastructure, it's a good bet.

I'll be investing a bit this next week after seeing it mentioned here. I'll admit that I wasn't even aware they were publicly traded despite working with their equipment almost every day.

>>20463589
I just hope I can dump this crap before the dam breaks

>>20469163
Other shoe to drop?

Am I the only person in this thread for the attracive anime girls?

tech will dump until all the big earnings are over, then it will resume its 10 year rocket program

>>20469448
It will find excuses to dump to right about the high before july 4th weekend and rocket to new ath

MVIS mooning this week and literally not a single thread? What gives? If this shits $10 I will be a happy man.

Thoughts on this new work from home ETF? Just listed on the 25th. If COVID coverage is eternal or there's been a genuine shift in the work from home paradigm, are these holdings bullish?

>>20469598
If doesn’t have that kind of momentum.

>>20469416
Are you an attractive anime girl

Only have like 500 bucks to stock: what do I buy for massive gains?

>>20469649
If I was I'd be getting rich from onlyfans right now

>>20469667
NET is still relatively cheap and youre basically investing in the internet

>>20469369
This is an English idiom, it means that an additional negative action will occur - I am bearish.

Kill Me.

>>20468583
That was your fault you retard. Should have written a put credit spread instead in that situation. A call credit spread is better if you expect a stock to crab or go down.

>>20469736
Can I do bluechips and whatnot on robinhood? Haven't even made an account yet.

>>20469613
Just buy spy nigger

>>20467237
Am i blind where is amazon on that chart

>>20469627
With buy out news quite likelyclimbed to 3.45 on friday, from opening the week at half that. Not many stocks have this kind of price action..

>>20463656
I did that when I was 19 and now I'm 30 yo with a -60k net worth.
Thanks meme degree.

>>20469828
It isn't

>>20468273
Personally, I think the the only way tesla can justify its current price is if they post record earnings. Anything less than that and it'll tank and the bubble will pop. Even above average won't cut it

That said, I'm not gonna underestimate the Musk cult. Staying way away from that shitshow

Hello. This isn't a stocks question but I need help. I need the recent picture of moot in a suit. Thank you and God bless.

>>20469789
Surely you are joking

>>20469780
>AMZN
>0.076723

>>20469932
Moot and Hiroshima (right)

>>20463643
yes, rellow, i'd like to buy 2 stonks pls

>>20466898
Indardresding
I didn’t even know what LNG is
Good thing my XOM does it i guess

>>20469993
I just wanted my +1% daily gains...

>>20469949
No, spoonfeed.

>>20467372
Finally a fun fucking week

Hold onto your asses

>>20467201
Oooooloooooooooooo

>>20470047
I still remember that one guy in January asking if 1% a day is a realistic goal.

>>20470109
why not shoot for 10% a day!

>>20470109
Ive averaged higher than that this year but its insane.

>>20469789
Looks like the normies have breached the walls

KO chads represent

>>20467727
>KO will be a big oof.
Fuck off noob

We will boom
Why do you think the stock has been dow
Bottom is in, gains coming

EPS will beat expectations guaranteed

>>20469884
How was it
Why is your net worth so low

>>20465093
>212 is great for poorfags. Specially in the uk.
can confirm, no fees of anything but margin (swap) but their FA facilities are non existent if you're on desktop though.

>>20467178
Retard
What you want is a Porsche
That is a car

>>20465004
>HK based

Should I even touch this with the CCP leaning over them.

>>20467372
TSLA will get slaughtered on the reality that that’s coming btw

This earnings is so fucking lol

Like, most insane earnings season of all time. hope you all have a deep nested plan ready to take advantage before people figure it out

>>20470221
>glorified beetle
Lmao not thanks

>>20470221
Cybertruck

>>20470144
Its "just" 70% or so a year
Options can swing harder than this on a normal day. A good earnings may give you 500% in a single night.

That said, yeah. Insane.

>>20463511
SUCKING COCK FAGGOT.

>>20466474
Twitch has only ever dealt with intellectual children as far as talent. They're their own worst enemies and run their mouths constantly. Dr Disrespect seems to understand that doing exactly what his lawyer tells him is the most likely path to getting paid and walking away from this a rich(er) man.

Any good civil litigation youtube channels you reccommend?

>>20468402
It's the cost savings that are visionary, they underbid everyone by a ridiculous amount. Where did you find that image? Image search brings up nothing.

>>20470276
Its not about one play. You have to hit.a.long series of perfection to hit the 1500%+ for the year

Its more about being solid correct than timing though.

>>20470251
I have no clue what I'm doing.

>>20470315
Kek

Spend next two days thinking on it.

>>20470313
Shit. I just calculated 1,01^52 instead of 200
Yeah. +1500% sounds much crazier.

>>20470339
You see compounding on weekly time scale v interesting

>>20470358
Hm?

>>20470331
I've only been here for one week.
I expect shit to go down but I don't know what to when things go down

>>20470372
Like the +5% goes up each week.

All four faghot ake nea

>https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/opinion/articles/2020-07-17/the-fed-is-setting-the-stage-for-a-major-policy-change
Golden bull incoming

>>20470251
I'm new to /smg/ and just put 2k on my account, wish me luck on monday.

>>20470487
>Letting stocks race against inflation
We bulls gonna be the kings of the ashes

>>20463904
There's a reason we call them bugs

>>20470531
Have a list of good company and buy day after er.

I'm going to put one hundred percent in business and finances. Maybe I'll be able to escape this hell I've created for myself.

I invented the best way to track market performance, I call it 'beating SPY'. Wait, you're saying, that already exists. No, I mean the totality of SPY, the oldest ETF that exists. All 27 years.

In order to beat SPY you'll need a total lifetime return of 700%. You shouldn't even be able to post here if you haven't done this.

>>20470534
Globalism means lots of costs are exported to now depressed economies. You can easily take advantage and many goods wont inflate.

>>20470586
Yeah, that’s what nobody ever can do
Just buy spy

>>20470487
Ready to capitulate?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qR7U1HIhxfA

>>20470600
So yeah we will easily beat real good inflation via stocks

>>20470487
In nominal terms, sure.

>>20470375
Sell and hold cash if you expect it to go down, then buy back in cheap
Buy puts or inverse etfs if you strongly expect it to go down and you feel like gambling
>Bad earnings dont have to result in lower stock prices, as long as they are not far worse than what investors expect, this doesnt have to be the same numbers than what analysts expect
Im not really shure it will go down desu

Stocks are going to reach bitcoin levels before the next crash.

AMZN touches $20k, Bezos is briefly the world's first trillionaire.

Why? Because that would be the funniest, craziest, memeist shit that has ever happened. Therefore it must happen.

>>20470651
Only reasonable approach globally is worldwide inflation to offset massive new debt

>>20470622
>Yeah, that’s what nobody ever can do
I've done it. It's taken me about a year and a couple of months.

>>20470564
Thanks mate.

>>20470696
More tethered but im seeing sp500 of 3500 by end of august

>>20470487
The commodities bull market is going to eclipse the 2008-2020 bull market by orders of magnitude.
Just pick one. Be a boomer and collect shiny rocks. Or trade copper. Or oil. Or bushels of wheat. Fish. Whatever. We back to barter system

>>20470487
It will be pretty funny when all of these people crying for UBI realize that when your currency is worthless that gov can send you a check for 1 billion a month and it won't buy you anything, oh well retards learn the hard way

>>20470782
Ubi is better than welfare if done right.

>>20470806
If it replaces all welfare*

>>20469770
Right, I was curious about what specific action

Okay Class! Time for a pop quiz!

On Wednesday morning I will spend a total of $100 buying both a call and put on Tesla. How much money to do I have in my account Thursday morning?

>>20470864
$420.69

>>20464950
Nigger, as long as plastic and digital payment systems are running, you aren't going to get a bank run

>>20470806
Open borders with massive immigration from the third world and UBI would be the end of society

>>20470915
Usa already pays a ton to them via er services, schooling, etc.

>>20470864
About Tree Fiddy
>>20470806
The real question is what to do when an increasing segment of the population is no longer needed because of technology
That is a deflationary force no amount of money printing can fix.

>>20470915
UBI and more importantly automation may force the government to lower immigration levels because they literally wouldn't be able to pay for the people coming in unless they were hyper successful unlike most of the current immigrants.

>>20470947
That's not really a point in it's favor anon.

>>20470957
If you don't destroy your currency the deflation should result in increased purchasing power via the currency. Technology has always been a net positive in terms of living standards

>>20470947
Those are meant to foster people to become productive members of society, not just handing them enough so they don't have to work. UBI would result in massive amounts of the population not doing anything at all. Add into that open borders and that's the end of any coherent society

>>20471045
Yeah, its pretty much impossible not to get fucked by it. So basically paying everyone is better than only non workers.

Id much rather the person working also get equal money as the one not.

>>20471039
Why focus on just immigrants? Any blue collar job is going the way of the dinosaurs. It'll just be pure service jobs at some point.
In the next decade or so, trucking will no longer need humans. The real problem so far has been being able to shoulder liability on the human driver. But the actual self driving task is easier there. ICE or EV meme doesn't matter. Like 1 million people are employed directly or indirectly from trucking. What happens when they are the milkmen of the current era in a span of years?

>>20471104
If you eliminate welfare amd.social.programs and replace with a minimal ubi though...

It wont happen but its.mofe about doing we

>>20471128
Like, we already have this monster social program spending. Minimal ubi makes more sense than paying more to unewed single moms with no job

>>20470712
Wait a decade and check then
Grats tho

CALX - If you'd gotten in at anytime before April 21 you'd made double your wad by now. (see 6 month chart). The 52w high is 16. It's damn close to that now.

>>20471104
>If you don't destroy your currency the deflation should result in increased purchasing power via the currency. Technology has always been a net positive in terms of living standards
The productivity per worker has gone up by 300% since the 1950s. What happens when it hits 500% or 1000%? Where 10 people can rely on the productivity of 1. Great for wages and purchasing power. Terrible for labor and employment. Hell, you could argue we are seeing some hints of that now. Where you have bumfuck USA experiencing de-industrialization and crises of despair (like meth, heroin, or "painkillers") and tech professionals making 5-10x their salary.

Fuck Anime.

>>20471185
And anyone that had gone in on CARR instead of the underperforming garbage that is RTX after the merger would have been up more than 220% instead of 20%.

>>20471222
This is true which is why accruing capital and investing in tech is most important goal over improving personal output unless in ai etc

>>20463736
>but China swooped in first.
and you just let it happen because all you care about is stocks and money. I hope the chinks turn your island into a giant slave camp

>>20465662
Degiro is merely a client of DB.

But. Don't bet against DB. They have new management and apparently they are doing a good job. I have the habit of trading DBK puts on Degiro as hedge. The y didn't even bulged with the wirecard debacle.

Anyway. Degiro made a partnership with a dutch bank so they will be a considered a bank soon and your deposit secured by the dutch for up to 200k.

>>20471222
Went off the gold standard in the 70's, there's your answer. Today a dollar should be able to buy you 1000%'s more in purchasing power, but the government destroyed it because they did what every government has done throughout history with pure fiat currency, printed it to the eventual value of paper currency which is 0. There is a reason all assets (stocks, bitcoin, real estate, fine art, ect) are soaring in value those things understand the hidden inflation that has been occurring. Of course now that the money printing has gone from the monetary realm to the political realm, the hidden inflation is about to become very apparent

>>20471113
It's the bigger issue. It makes no sense to bring in immigrants if they're not even going to be able to work because most of their jobs are getting automated, it just create more mouths to feed and decreases tax revenue. There's nothing we can do about unproductive citizens, they have very right to be here and the ones able to work will be forced to pay for those who can't through UBI. It's in everyone's interest to decrease the amount of people unable to work before we get swamped by increasing automation.
> ICE or EV meme doesn't matter.
It does because EVs have lower operating costs. Nearly all autonomous commercial vehicles will be EV. You don't even need full level four or five autonomous driving to get rid of the majority of trucking jobs, you can just have one driver who leads a convoy of driverless trucks with technology that has already been mastered.

>>20471113
The service industry will be automated long before blue collar jobs. Hell, it's already half way there.

>>20471272
Tech is a bubble. Automated robot workers are a meme decades away, and peoples liquidity will evaporate long before productive results roll out.

Tech is the new Dotcom Bubble.

>>20471361
It makes sense to a globalist who doesnt care about national health and can live in 60 diff countries.

>>20470864
>a total of $100 buying both a call and put on Tesla
Not gonna lie, senpai. If you could even get a single 3000C for $100 Id be surprised.

>>20463698
>>20463656

Done both, far from made it. Had two threesomes back when I was a beer rep, but the beer made me fat and I’ve only fucked two different girls in the past 10 years.
Got a mil in the bank but what am I supposed to do with it? I can retire poor now, but how many would take that option. I make 200k so I just delude myself that even though I hate my job I need to Triple the stack before retiring to Ecuador.

Blessed be thy gains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNvzc-ZdME

>>20471508
>>20471508
>>20471508
new

>>20471383
The NASDAQ has a lower PE ratio than the S&P 500. It's not even close to the Dotcom Bubble. Current PE is under 30, it peaked at 175 during the bubble.
>>20471432
I think the vast majority of globalists are only globalists because immigration and increasing population creates profit for their businesses, it's not their hill to die on. When automation truly hits, the world will be turned upside down. A lot of countries won't even to be able to provide enough in UBI that their citizens can survive without work. I think rich people will want to hole up in wealthy countries, shut the borders and then use their factories to create goods to sell to poorer countries.

Should I buy into KO now or wait till after earnings are posted?

>>20465899
Only like 16% of drugs graduate phase 3 trials. You will see more selling on any corona stocks on that trajectory