/biz/ - Business & Finance

SPCE to 25 before end of day

DIE FAANG DIE

Can NIO make a decision holy shit

Imagine not stacking DAL, V, and PAVE

Anon, why are you betting against America?

Asking again;

My employer has my 401k in BlackRock LifePath Index 2055 K. Should I change it?

whats for lunch boys

I just made nachos

>>20446360
im not fren

>>20446380

Had nachos yesterday. Gonna pick up a sandwich from the supermarket in a bit

Thank you for shilling TNXP I only wish I had bought more.

>>20446335
I am making it feller

>>20446301
i have 2k to invest with. what do i buy?

xth for tech is touching my boi pussy right now

Dead market. I miss circuit breaker days in March.

>>20446360
I'm not, my portfolio is 68% WKHS.

>>20446416
Condoms, lube and kneepads.

can some one tell me what happened to kike flix?

>>20446416
SRNE
ATOM

We dumping or crabbing rn? I went all in on SQQQ this morning.

When are we gonna go all in TSLA calls. 1700c 7/24, buy during the dip on 7/22?

I'm gonna get 2k worth of calls. If I make it I will post it on here

>>20446379
No.
BlackRock is solid.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/blackrocks-profit-jumps-on-bond-etf-activity-11594982592

>>20446391
Good.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH APPL

>>20446416
TGTX is getting ready

/tgdg/ is picking up some noises out of China of additional flooding and dam warnings

Three Gorges articles are hitting some MSM outlets too

watch your bags /smg/

>>20446469
i bought it

>>20446469
This is a Denny's market now kiddo

>>20446416
Oh, and
CRWD

>>20446425

Same. Around then my company was starting to have everyone work from home and I walked to work a few times in the cold morning gloom, opening Webull on my phone to see SPY stopped at -7% down. Lost my job shortly thereafter.

>>20446431
Based

>>20446455
Don't fucking do that

>>20446488
ME TOO

What are some good infrastructure stocks? Looking for concrete or steel. I believe there will be a massive infrastructure package in the near future to provide meaningful employment.

CRASH CRASH CRASH DO IT FAGGOT MARKET

FAKE AND GAY PUMPS ARE OVER

JUST FUCKING CRASH

>>20446380
I got covid so I have no food

>>20446469
Same shit that's wrong with my AMZN I guess

>>20446360
I tried once this year, just once.
Down 97.6% on investment.
Never again. Only US stocks for me from now on, fuck Chinks, fuck Europe, long live the Hebrew printing press!

>>20446301
Before covid was smg still full of micro cap pnd shills?

>Airline executives camped out in Washington for weeks. Mr. Parker said he stepped out of meetings with CEOs to make personal entreaties to people such as Bank of America Corp. chief Brian Moynihan, Citigroup Inc. chief Michael Corbat and Goldman Sachs Group Inc. President John Waldron trying to wrangle a $1 billion credit line.

AAL $10 by end of July.

>>20446380
A sandwich consisting of:
> Bougie ass what bread with the seeds and shit in it
> Thick sliced smoked ham from the deli
> Sargento extra sharp cheddar cheese
> Fresh baby spinach
> Healthy amount of french's yellow mustard
> And a small side of homemade potato salad
Pretty comfy, looking forward to it.

>>20446521
Really?

Share what you're going through

Do you have pain in your vagismus?

>>20446431
>my portfolio is 68% WKHS

>>20446380
Got a salad with a little chicken and having a beer on the clock. Wagies RISE THE FUCK UP

I will cover my TSLA short at.... 1000 american dollars per share

>>20446537
yes, it always was
I remember 4 years ago people were shilling the national bank of greece while they were going bankrupt

>>20446541
I hope they all collapse.

>>20446559
Put that shit on a pan and make a gay panini

>>20446301
Sell your spce now. Will tank

>>20446489
Even my Denny's bags aren't doing well

>>20446566
Is that a breeding strategy or some form of acid defense?

What is the bull thesis for SPCE? I know it is a meme company with a meme stock, but is them hiring a new CEO suddenly going to make an unprofitable business idea suddenly worthwhile? I'm not long or short, but its on my watchlist, just a spectator.

Thoughts on Visa? They should explode when more places start opening up correct?

>>20446566
What is that?

Seriously, I have problems not answering myself with

"What I did to your mom" or "your mom"

Even as an adult, playground humor is fun :)

anyone else buying the CRM dip?

i'm buying and writing an OTM covered call so i have some downside protection.

>>20446527
Luckin?

>>20446527
this is the capitulation we need to hear.

>>20446595
FUCK that's a good idea

>>20446380
Fucking cat

>>20446632
his image says wirecard

Whens the dump

do most ppl here have jobs and are not trading full time for their primary income?

>>20446618
It's basically the same as Tesla in that people will buy into it out of pure hype. Tesla actually has a business model though and their CEO is charismatic. SPCE is kind of halfway there in that the idea is novel (commercial flights to space) but in reality that shit is not going to happen, at least on an affordable scale.

The thing is, it's a relatively new IPO so you don't really know where the actual valuation is until things settle.. and the market right now is extremely fucked with hype stock like this. You can probably buy both calls and puts on it & when something is skewed 10 or 15% to the otherside, sell off the other position and hold the other for another day then sell?

>>20446612
>>20446623
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle

You want to know the real crash signal?

DOMINOS IS DUMPING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EXIT ALL MARKETS

>>20446618
>but is them hiring a new CEO suddenly going to make an unprofitable business idea suddenly worthwhile

No. People saw that the price jumped and thought it was going to moon again. It might creep up for a little while, but I can also see it dropping back into the 15-20 range and crabbing there forever again.

>>20446675
I did my workout today
Does this count?

>>20446622
Visa is based and about as safe an investment as you could possibly make.

>>20446566
69% WKHS chad reporting in. Never bet against America

I suck at trading stocks but I’m 90% certain that a massive bear flag is forming on NIO rn

>>20446301
you will actually be able to trade stocks on a decentralized exchange soon using crypto

read up on cap.finance

>>20444156

>>20444156

Wow UAVS actually make a recovery back to post lunch green despite shorts putting a nearly 3 hour stranglehold on the lad. Indisputably based

>>20446448
>>20446490
These are up so much I'd feel disgusting buying in now. When do you expect a pullback?

>>20446741
another "problem" "solved" by crypto

I want to go short, guys...
I want to short so bad.

What's it going to take to crash the market again?

>>20446622
V and MA are among the safest investments you could possibly make and outperform QQQ.
i prefer MA because of higher premium Iv but whatever floats your boat m8. They move, react and grow exactly the same.
No difference between them.

someone kill this fucking crab

AHHHHHHH WHERE'S THE NEXT GENE

>>20446735
Speaking of bear flags, when is moderna supposed to release their phase 3 results again?

>>20446767

>>20446618
they really hired the Papa Johns ex-CEO as SPCE ceo? They are trying to send pizzas to space? puts on SPCE

>>20446683
I agree that the situation is similar to Tesla, but unlike Tesla, they don't seem to have any big competitors jumping in the game. The main problem I see is that they don't really have a market either. Ultrarich people will maybe spend the money on these flights, but I can't imagine people will return over and over. It's more of a one and done thing. Imagine you ran a themepark that was ultra expensive and had one ride. There will be hype initially, but eventually it will trail off.

>>20446675
I make in the 80s from working just hate my job and do this during the day to add on cause I'm wfh and I enjoy it

>>20446672
> webms that make me want to kill myself for $400 Alex

Anyone else watching the VRNA insanity? Shit keeps pumping, but I think FOMOing would be suicidal now

>>20446675
I work out and fuck prostitutes after trading hours

>>20446784
oh my fault it's a guy named Michael Colglazier, a guy who used to work at Disney. What the hell they are trying to do, make a live action Star Wars film?

puts on spce

>>20446741
Fuck off faggot, crypto niggers already take up like 40 threads when /smg/ has 1 thread for thousands of stocks - and you still come in here to shill?

Pic related: This is you.

>>20446675
I have an extremely easy wfh job that pays $90k. I spend about 70% of my work day playing with stocks.

>>20446380
Big shawarma

SQQQties report in!

>>20446784
I don't think Michael Colglazier was ever involved in Papa John's, but that would be incredible. I like the idea of a company that bakes pizzas and flies them across the world on a flight to deliver them.

What is this pattern called SMG? Im very new to trading.

>>20446793
All the covid sheeple stocks are pumping hard. That’s a huge red flag that the market is going to dump. Buying SQQQ this morning would have been safe.

Two questions

How low should I wait for ONTX to go before I buy? And is CLSK a good buy right now?

>>20446360
Simple historical reality. All great Empires have the apex of their glory until corruption and it's people growing soft from its success eventually lead to its downfall.

China is the future whether we like it or not, the US is on the downhill trend of its Empire cycle

>>20446397
Based and tanya pilled

>>20446872
Riding the horse.

TSLA cant hold on to 1500

its going down

>>20446379
Well don't expect high yearly gains. Its a target fund. It's not bad but say compared to just an S&P fund well the S&P fund would deliver more gains per year than the target fund and with lower fees to boot.

FUCK THIS MARKET STOP CRABBING AAAAAAAAA

>>20446842
Aside from pulling less than a third of your income (the nonprofit career-starter meme) I am in the same boat and it is the highest order of comfy.

>>20446455
Shit man you can make some bank if TSLA pumps. Today, if you put 2k on 1700c 7/17 And it pumps to 1700 the profit is $278,216

>>20446858
I went all in this morning at $6.47

>>20446789
Why would that wholesome blonde beauty hurt you anon

>>20446887
Fuck China

>>20446455
>>20446930

see you at 1000

>>20446784
kek

>>20446916
nein

Whens the dip

>>20446793
Wish someone wouldve told me that at 11 am I'll throw 2k at anything

> UUUU spiked up 10% today
What the actual fuck. I love this little retard stock.

>>20446360
Actual real answer is if you support the feds pumping money to keep the market afloat unaturally, then you’re the same as boomers who give 0 zero shits about the future, and seek only short term profit. You’re actually betting against America.

>>20446301
What happened here? Is it on its way back up?

>>20446784
anon, the Papa John's ex-Ceo was Papa John

Please don't tell me I'm the only one who likes to get stoned af and day trade.

Just a heads up lads. CARES lets you drain your 401k without penalty. Might be worth it depending on your goals and aptitude.

>>20446851
Had that for dinner yesterday it was gewd would recommend for lunch
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/17/us/justice-ruth-bader-ginsburg-cancer.html
How do I short this bitch finally dying off?

>>20446758
Does he lose since the bar fell?

>>20446991

its called dilution
its called a reverse split
its called this company makes no money and keeps shitting on its shareholders to stay alive

Buy CIM now, thank later.

>>20447014
I once traded after taking a lot of ambien

I have never recovered from my losses that day

>he thinks dividends are magic boomerbux that the company pulls out of its ass
>he doesn't understand that the company sacrifices free cash flow to appease dividend boomers instead of reinvesting it into things that will grow the company
>he thinks "DRIP" reinvesting dividends is the only way to get compounded returns when it is strictly worse than buybacks and creates forced taxation therefore lower total returns
You're not a yieldchasing diviboomer... are you /biz/?

>>20446981
Whose to say that this generation taking these profits and doing something productive with them isn't a viable means to change the paradigm in the economy and society in general?

>volume is shit everywhere
I think everyone just stayed home

>>20446872
I sold the horse back at 20 lol.

>>20447023

likely yeah

>>20447063
You do realize it gets harder and harder for anyone to do anything with their money the more the fed pumps it right? Inflation will kill most zoomers' wealth.

>>20446944
>emilia is a pump and dump

how is this possible

Is the big money really manipulating prices at previous close levels to rob our premiums? How can we win?

>>20447063
Boomers are the fucking worst. They lobby for stupid shit that only interest themselves such as not allowing high rises to be built in certain cities. Not in my backyard! Oh no! We can't allow high rise apartments in cities like San Francisco or Los Angeles because it would ruin our beautiful view! Oh by the way, your rent will still be $2,500 a month because there is a housing shortage. Go fuck off to a town 1.5 hours away and commute from there if you want to eventually save money for your own house.

Fuck boomers and what they do. What's wrong with high rise living units?

POST YOUR COMFY TRADING SONGS TO HELP YOU IN THE CR*B MARKET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuHuCAWtQyk

Clean hit 4.

What are some /smg/ benefits I have as an European over the US?
Other than superior markethours

Someone shill me the next GENE or now VRNA. Obviously way too late for vrna

>>20447179
you get to hear the call to prayer from outside your window

>>20447157
>Californian has an opinion
Worth 0%, much like your state's economy will be since Newsom is intent on leveling it. Think the exodus has been bad for the last few years just wait.

>>20447179
Higher fees, fewer available securities so you may not be as confused, and higher taxes.

uco gang

>>20447179
Higher taxes and $30 USD equivalent per trade lel

>>20447157
I would never ever ever want an appartment complex built near my neighborhood.

>>20447201
flyover cope

Any of you smart guys want to look into OCN and give me your anal-ysis? I bought 100 today and sold an August $1 call. It was probably dumb but what can I say...

>Tfw need to sell options at a loss so I don't starve this weekend.
I'm thinking this wall street shit aint for me bros

>>20447267
why are you even investing if you cant afford food

Local bank is paying a 2% on rolled coins due to the national coin shortage.
How can I arbitrage this financial opportunity /smg/ bros?
Not going to start taking a clawhammer to any vending machines, but it seems like someone with a good source of coins could end up paid by this.

>>20447201
It's so sad bro. I've lived here in a nice wealthy community my whole life but faggot Newsom just kills the state more and more like Brown did before. If I ever go to San Jose or Oak or the city its like going to a foreign country full of faggots and homeless. why couldnt i have been born in 50's california bro i wanna be a beach boy

>>20447201
Flyovers always got something to say about us

>considering buying biomeme literally yesterday
>"no way, it HAS to go down already, they have no data"
>gaps up another 20 dollars
God fucking damn it I need to get slapped every time I make a rational market thought.

>>20447220
How come the Obama administration allowed low fee / no fee to continue? Stock gains are the first on the chopping block for any slightly left-leaning European government.

>>20447201
California has a huge economy for a reason, you probably live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

>>20447230
I wasn't talking about building apartments in a suburb. I was talking about places like SF, LA and you can count in other urban areas too like Chicago, Philly, Boston, Nashville.

>>20447157
>move to suburbs to get away from disgusting inner city
>immigration continues to increase
>they start building high density housing there too
>move further away
>cycle continues
They won't stop until the whole world is one gigantic concrete block anon. The housing shortage is caused by the constantly-increasing population that is caused by immigration policy

>>20447304
>How come the Obama administration allowed low fee / no fee
All the brokers have only dropped their fees in the last 12 months. Check a calendar some time.

>>20447018
I talked to someone about this - they're making note of everyone using CARES and those who are caught just pulling money out for the hell of it will have to prove it to the IRS that they needed it. Like, you can get away with it, but expect to need the help of a tax man to do so

>>20447285
San Jose and Oakland have been filled with minorities way before Newsome though...

If you want to live in a white area then move to the central valley shitholes like Fresno and Stockton

>>20447309
>>20447290
>>20447242
Like ringing a dinner bell any time you dare criticize glorious Calistan. Every time lol.

>>20447291
Just forget about bio Penny stocks, they only bring suffering. Even pnd memes are better than bio.

>>20447200
Based mutt banter

>>20447336
>Stockton
>White
Hey Holmes you seem to be very mistaken

what the fuck to buy on this crab ass day

Hm, if spy can defend $321 we may be looking at a strong break into the upside. Good time to go long. We're going to the moon in anticipation of earnings coming out next week.

My AMZN feeling right now

>>20447284
2% ain't even worth the time it will take me to roll them

What do you guys think about GME? Obviously the business is teetering on obsolete. But holy hell, the short interest.

>>20447329
Why?
What are the chances European brokers will follow? I would be able to buy so many meme stocks if there were no fees and I sensibly could take a position below 300€...

>>20447411
>What are the chances European brokers will follow?
Precisely 0.

>>20447335
Burgers financial freedom is on par with the Chicks or even best Korea.

PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THE CRAB ZONE
EITHER CLACK CLACK CLACK OR MOON MOTHERFUCKER
HOW DO YOU FUCKERS STAND THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20447267
Not at your incone level no, come back when you can afford to lose every now and again. Or invest way fucking less, wtf are you even doing investing grocery money holy shit get yourself sorted out

>>20447274
I could afford food before I lost all my money investing

>nothing but bad news
>Actually pumps higher today

I'll never question the power of star wars, soi fueled faggots again I guess I am going to go to planned parenthood to start my sex transition now

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

I'm 80% cash right now. Literally nothing looks good to buy. Everything safe is either crabbing or dumping and all the PnDs I might throw $100 at have already had their pump. Guess I'll wait till Monday.

>>20447180
mrna wait for it to dump

>>20447503
I'm a degenerate gambler

it was supposed to be a black friday
it was supposed to be a red week

maybe someone rescheduled the dump for monday...

KOPN

>>20447499
We wait it out, growing things requires time and patience. Growing money/wealth is no different. Go to the casino if you want to just gamble

is it me or is alot of people getting blowned up by these faang type stocks

>>20447603
the casinos are fucking closed bud

>>20447515
>nothing but bad news
>Actually pumps higher today
Never trust stocks which are held mainly by young adults on neetbux (FB, NFLX, TWTR). Look at what happened to netflix, slightly weaker guidance and its shit plummets.
Zoomstock traders are fucking tweakers

>>20447499
By not being controlled by emotions.

>>20447265
Anybody have any insight? Please I'm just a poor retarded person.

>>20447558
Dump starting now it seems.

>>20447575
Looks awfully close to a top. Would you hold through the weekend?

HOW CAN WE BE CRASHING IF VIX IS CRABBING DOWN!?!

>>20447157
California is in the shit because almost every one in their 20's comes over from shit pit usa to make it in the entertainment industry. I don't blame them from running away from antiquated and closed ideologies, but I do blame them for mindlessly following what other people in their age group think and therefore we have this ugly thing like what a Mr. Yuri Bezimov would speak about.

My only conclusion is that the younger generations push for seats in power like that one bartender did.

Boomers hold the cards because we let them.

Will it be a fight, Yes

but life is always a fight and certain forums on this site would counsel that we practice stoicism of some sort, but I don't know what those words mean.

>>20447520
I'm doing the same other than trying to offload a Denny's bags but I don't mind holding them over the weekend if they don't hit my limit order price because it's crabbing down today but I can hold until it climbs back up

Didn't realize amazon moved earnings to the 30th. 3 weeks of earning season cool

>>20447621
NYSE is open

>>20447611
>Literally the only thing holding up the market
>Blown up

>>20447265
>OCN

hey I used to pay my mortgage to them
but they sold it to JPM after a few years

anyway they somehow manage to lose money hand over fist besides being in such a simple and easy business
fuck em, i would not buy this pump


>>20447646
please be true

>>20447633
TWTR and FB are facebook boomer stocks though. The only platforms for proper rambles into the void.

Only 40% WKHS, but it's done me well. Got in at $7 and sold 60%. When should I buy back in?

MRNA going to 105 today

Buy 100 strike calls expiring today make 500% and thank me later

>>20447611
It's not you anon. My FAANG stocks are taking a steamy, smelly shit on me right now

>>20447712
I just bought that turd at 93,51. This isn't how market should work, I hate it, but I'm profitting.

>>20447715
Ya my FAGMAN portfolio is looking bad oh well I’m in it for the long hold

>Virgin Galactic soars 20% after it poaches Disney executive to become CEO

Lmao, this meme stock could be worse than NKLA.

>>20447711
When it drops to $13 a share again before bobbing back to $21

>>20447677
>3 weeks of earning season
I don't see AMZN going to 3200 again anytime soon famalam..

>>20447157
People and society have to do with business and finance.

I got his name wrong...
Yuri Bezmenov

https://youtu.be/Z1EA2ohrt5Q

Even I’m tired of this clown market..I can’t take it anymore. I don’t feel like honking.

novn

>>20447688
Really? I'd have thought the real boomer stocks were V CAT MRK or some other Dow 30 company

Get out of tech before the 2pm dump

Whens the dip

all you had to do was listen

>>20447864
There are other boomer stocks but in terms of "social media" Boomers know only of Facebook and Twitter. Facebook for longform rambles, twitter for shortform rambles that no one really cares to read.
Pinterest, Slack, Instagram, etc. are all Zoomerfolio holds.

>>20447762
Long holding is fine with these ones; it just sucks to take a gut punch after things were going so well for so long.

>>20447919
Instagram and whatsapp are owned by FB. PINS is becky's mom tier

>>20447812
I bought puts on msft for the 24th. It should pump now

Poor fag with couple thousand. What should I buy?

>prefer white/American owned business
>prefer something healthy / good for humanity
>prefer dividends and good price earning ratio
>prefer something that dipped post corona and is still making a comeback

:)

Here from the future to inform you all that everything is going to moon at 2:30 PM EST. Gains will extend well into the close. Expect crabby futures on Sunday and a dip on Monday. Pull out of the markets on Wednesday before Tesla reports earnings. Believe me or don't, I don't care.

>>20447812

How many times do I have to say it? There's no such thing as clown market, there are only clown traders.

>>20448021
um
>>20447391

>>20447267
you have a problem

>>20448049
Yes

>>20447804
I just want predictable. I don't care where it settles, it just needs to settle.

>>20447999
International Paper (IP ticker) fits most of those I think the chairperson is a brit but is American now

>>20448030
The market is made up of traders and their funny money. Think about it.

>>20447917
How did you even get those 28 iron condors filled lmao, that shit never gets filled from my end

>>20448021
who are you?

>>20448021
Screencaping this. If your wrong I pray you catch gonorrhea

>>20447976
What's the strike price? Why msft of all companies dude, buying puts on them looks like a waste

>tfw you didn't buy the MRNA crash
it hurts anon probs 97 EOD

>>20448030
Why did cruiseliner stonks moon when the shut down was enacted and they were all docked by exec order?

>>20448021
Promise that if you're wrong, you have to come back to biz and post your gaped butthole

>>20446887
>All great Empires have the apex of their glory until corruption and it's people growing soft from its success eventually lead to its downfall.

>China is the future

choose one

>>20448075
*a born brit

>>20448122
Digits confirm. If I am wrong I will return and post my gaping butthole.

>>20448109

Because people were buying in. Like I said, there is no clown market, only clown traders.

>>20448075
Paper isn’t the best investment imo but thanks that’s close to what I’m looking for

>>20448097
$3.46. Just 1 contract that expires on the 24th at $197.50.
My main puts are on NIO and it's going beautifully.

>>20448030
>How many times do I
>still doesn't get it
Anon, pls stop this bullshit.

>>20446360
Corporate socialism favors saving large caps. Money printing pumps their equities.

>>20448161

Keep foaming at the mouth because the market isn't doing what you think it "should" do. Clowns will be clowns.

>>20448193
What do you think a market is?

Oooooooooooooooo

>that first cuppa
Sooo nice.

Can I get a qrd I’m on what I missed so far in the market? And Any business/finance news?

Should I just cut my NIO losses at this point and start again or is this coming back

I saw my first bear flag and called it right frens

>>20447955
thanks fren, we’re all going to make it

Well fellas, how's lunch? For me, it's spaghetti

>>20448240
What was it anon?

>>20448156
So IIRC the way this works is that most of you guys don't actually own the stock for which you bought the puts, you're just hoping the price plummets enough to sell the contract for phat gains, right?

>>20448049
>>20448091
>>20448093
>>20448122
It begins.

>>20448262
Nio

>>20448030
Zoomer spotted

>>20448266
For NIO, no I don't own any. I do have MSFT though.

>>20448232
I was thinking about opening a small position

>>20448284
Nice.

>>20448232
Imagine typing this out

>>20448289
>AAHHHH WHY AREN'T STOCKS DOING WHAT I THOUGHT THEY WOULD DO
>WAIT...THIS TIME THEY WILL!
>NO WAIT...THIS TIME!!!
>THIS TIME FOR SURE!!! AHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLOWN MARKET

Here from the future to inform you all that the market will be crab at 2:30 PM EST. Crabness will extend well into the close. Expect crab futures on Sunday and more crabness on Monday. Buy into the markets on Wednesday before Tesla beats on earnings. Believe me or don't, I don't care.

CLSK chads today is the day

How are my theta gang fellows doing today?
Ignore the Tesla call.

NIO $10 EOD

Convince me not to buy this shirt

Why is tech suddenly mooning?

>>20448338
if ur from the futur then what buy that will do gewd on Munday

>>20448338
>TSLA beating earnings

nigga aint nobody buying cars right now its fucking lockdown season

>>20448232
He bought the top. Look at the top of his head.

>>20448325
Please halp

>>20448371
i can only dream of that happening

>>20448367
Pretty good. Sold some MA calls before they went up so that wasnt too well timed.
Though the week after are earnings, so I can roll over into crazy OTM land for credit if I have to

>>20448378
Who knows

>>20448367
got into NIO dip

full depo - 0% cash left

>>20448153
Long term forever probably not but I think we hit the point where that market will be stable within our lifetimes and probably our grandkids lifetime too, paper isn't going away and might even make a resurgence if two modern armies ever actually go to war (EMP strikes from drones could fuck up a fully digital infrastructure in seconds)

>>20448378
Because it is etched into this timeline.>>20448021

If you jump in now you won't get left behind.

>>20448403
bro, its over. Just get out while you can. Dont get caught holding the bag, or wait another 3 months holding it

>>20448396
>he doesn't know

>>20448338
Fuck Tesla
I won't buy calls on it because I know that if I buy a call for 7/24 Tesla will actually post losses, causing it to drop to $1200

Since I'm not buying calls on it, you guys will see it post a profit and have a run up to $1800 by Friday. Enjoy.. taking one for the team.

>>20448260
Migos with some eggs, chip leftovers and the last of some salsa verde that's neen in my fridge for ages

>>20448231
Frens?

Should I buy COKE eod or monday bod

>A corporation with a significant space presence, the Sovereign is absolutely ruthless when it comes to their bottom line. Their sleek, black and red space ships cross the stars ensuring their rights remain inviolate, while hired assassins ensure every problem meets a bloody end. Steal money? You die. Infringe on their space? You die. Cut in front of a minor executive while waiting to board a spaceship? You die.
>But still, it's a company. For-profit, legally incorporated on every civilised world. Most governments get one planet, Sovereign has 35. First company to rank in the galaxy's biggest militaries. It's not a government, but it sure makes governments nervous. Perhaps the most aggravating fact is that the Sovereign are perfectly amoral. They make decisions based on profit, and they're brutally efficient. They've done a lot of good, toppled a lot of nasty regimes - most of the worlds they operate were in a real bad place before. But that's just coincidence. They did it because it adds up, and they do a lot of bad things when they add up too.
>Moreover, the Sovereign aren't what they seem. They are, officially, ran by the board of directors. But they have to do what the stakeholders want, or they'll be voted off and replaced. So they have literally no autonomy. They just execute the will of the stakeholders, no matter what. However, people who buy stock in a company only really care about that stock growing. And since there are millions of them, with a million different ideologies and agendas, when it comes to how the majority votes it's one hundred percent predictable: maximise profit.
>This is what makes Sovereign terrifying: When you face it, you are not facing a human or even a group of humans: You are fighting human nature. No one person, not even a group of people, but a cold, unthinking force that emerges from their collective behaviour and the structure they operate in.

how the fuck did heat signature get the stock market so fucking right?

Tfw you sold your $14 NIO and $119 Disney puts on Monday for a little gain when you could’ve been rolling with the big boys on Friday

fuck

I shoulda bought AZN calls instead of stock. Or MRNA.

>>20448488

Yeah I've panic sold for a tiny profit too early many times. You just have to accept it.

>>20448450
Buying options right before earnings is a retarded rookie move anyway desu senpai

>>20448403
If you wanna lose another 30%, keep holding.

>told myself today I would close my short positions
>i only ended up adding to them

okay guys
seriously gonna need to see a red week next week

>>20448472
neither? looks like it's downtrending currently, but the triangle it's forming could potentially break out to the upside. looks like you want to get in at 220-222ish where there is pretty solid support.

>>20448422
A-anon, you do know it's retracing to $7-$9 come next week, r-right?

SPAQchads mount the fuck up

>>20448327
Hope your prediction of the future of the market is greater than the assumptions of others thoughts. Great job being an arrogant cunt.

Zoomer confirmed

>>20448374
I would say that you don't want Reddit to comment IRL when they see it but you probably are from there and want the attention.
>>20448396
TSLA will beat on earnings, that was the only part of my post that wasn't a joke. You can screen cap this. Also, you have trash taste in anime feet so I have zero respect for you.
>>20448450
Have you considered this thing called buying stocks and holding them? With TSLA you won't even profit that much if you're correct unless they are way out of the money.

I feel dumb selling my 10.5 nio put at 12pm. Good thing I’ve got my $9 put

>>20448530
You can if you're absolutely sure you can beat IVs. Made money off WFC puts after earnings because I knew they were shit. But otherwise you're correct, and the best thing to do is sell options or sell off right before earnings.

>>20448570

The only arrogance is to believe the market should behave as you predict, and to become indignant when it doesn't.

>>20448573
Learned my lesson on Monday
Cleared my head and made more emotionless trades today that are looking good..
I can probably make back the Tesla losses by August if earnings season go okay and I hold some cash to see if they will announce a 2nd stimulus or if people will start getting kicked out for not paying rent, and mortgages

>>20448587
The macd charts came through.

>>20448557
>A-anon, you do know it's retracing to $7-$9 come next week, r-right?
Timing suggests upcoming Chinese asset pull by USA. They may be producing targeted FUD to keep american money out of China now. Watch Pompeo Governor's speech and watch Barr speech on China from other day. Don't forget RICO case against CCP agents.

Longterm Chinese investment is Russian roulette now. You WILL be getting hosed within 6 months.

>>20448650
Gap fill at $8.50 correct?

future bro. you've got 30 seconds

>>20448650
redpill me on the macd meme. surely it can't be that easy as just taking zero line crosses?

>>20448557
yes
it's priced in

Holy fuck stop crabbing ahhhhhh

>>20448477
I'm diggin' it

>>20447999
I'm gonna ride the pharmanog into the ground!

>>20448688
>surely it can't be that easy as just taking zero line crosses?

There is no technical indicator that consistently predicts reversals.

Last chance to climb aboard before we moon

Ah shit
I knew I should’ve bought Ericsson.

MICROSOFT NEXT WEEK
When the hell am I going to get a good entry point??

>>20447633
This is actually pretty solid advice, I am going to hand pick every millennial stock and thread on them with caution next time, they're literally whimsical and trade in feelings instead of logic

>Muh ribolusion against tramp

>>20448688
It's not always accurate anon. The lines can easily bounce off or the breakout up or down could be short lived
>>20448685
Looks like. My puts expire on the 24th with a strike price of 10.50 while the contract price was .648. It's my first time option trading.

>>20448403
To keep it simple, you need to rid of your losers, don't marry losers Anon. Marry winners. Add to winners.

The more you lose, the less you capital you can add to winners.

Come up with a trade plan, use Kelly Criterion to help you size your trades perhaps. It you're not hedging you need understand you're gambling, market forces (Market makers) will bite your fuckin head off. All trading is gambling, Kelly is designed for gamblers. No one can predict the future anon.

If you like whatever it was, add it to a watch list.

Best of luck predicting the future

>>20448630
I never said it did retard, you stick by your assumptions. Arrogance works so fuckin well

>>20448688
It takes price averages over a short period, and a long period. When the price action over the short term is crosses the long term average. Means it's trading for less than it does historically. Thus may trend down further

It's going to get worse than you even think, normalcy bias is a bitch

>>20447499
If you're smart you can earn relatively safe money with the constant crabbing.

>>20448773
>lost $860k in a month
I mean March was a bloodbath but still

Sold cpe and kos, bought ibio to long. Think it will follow the rest and go to 10+.

Nio I bought at 9.30, i think I'm just going to put a stop loss and ride it out.

Next to dump is bioc and mark. Mark i will hold till next er. Bioc i am just going to wait for it to break even or a run then dump it.

Eman i think i will just hold.

>>20447778
I am trying to free up some cash so I can short the fuck out of it, that's a pump and dump if I ever saw one, it'll be down to 10 bucks before Friday next week

I'll see you N(i)O fags in hell. These 2$ puts will be printing soon.

>>20448848
That takes some serious skill. I'd like to know what he was doing, so I can do the opposite.

SPCE lunchtime dip is over. Get in, faggots.

>>20448768
*ahem*

>>20446789
Hurt me also 2 years ago. Now I have a fiance who looks similar: triathlete, long strawberry blonde hair, with perfect perky breasts, meek demeanor, and 6 years younger than me. Hang in there anon. A cute gf is in your future. Trust me because I'm you from the future.

>>20448152
but if a market is made up of its participants if theres enough clown traders...doesnt it become a clown market?

>>20448882
>>20448882
>>20448882
>>20448882
>>20448882
FRESH BAKED BREAD

What the fuck EVRI, even if you ignore the retarded $17 price target, a ton of analysts gave it a $10 price target and ever since it's done nothing but drop.

Should have just sold this stupid stock for like $10 profit and moved on.

>>20448809
Iron condor gang
Although I prefer straight up put spreads since the market tends to crab upward over time (unless shit like COVID happens)
In which case, I like to sell put spreads on stuff like MSFT, AAPL, AMZN (AMZN being the most volatile, tread carefully)

But usually put spreads on these almost never get exercised unless you somehow write the put spread while at an ATH or something stupid like that, which you shouldn't do anyways because the put premiums won't be as much

>>20448879
Took $900 in profits. It's all yours, friend.

>>20446360
>Mfw 100% US stocks and I'm not even burger

>>20448809
It's pretty shitty for options though but adjusting from day trading to swing trading all other things equal my strategy is remaining the same, just requires patience

>>20448904
Are you still doing put spreads this week? I've avoided it due to anticipating crazy volatility. Is apple still stable enough to do a put spread for this and next week?

>>20446301
AHHHHH why'd I buy the uavs top

>>20448488
Me too my paper hands got shaken out by that fake pump Monday morning

>>20448877
I'm not brave enough to try that. It's so detached from reality that it pumps 20% just from getting a new CEO, I don't know what would cause the bubble to pop. They're not expected to make a profit and they rarely do test flights.

>>20448773
How many car stereos does he have to steal again to break even?

>>20448741
how do you use it then? or how does he use it i suppose looking at the ID's.

>>20449058
>Space flight with no training or expertise
>Plucks some Disney make believe faggot to run operations

You know what, I am buying the biggest long I can, your right this is a perfect clown market recipe, I am sure it'll be around 50 bucks next week, this nu investors are running this shit worst that chink pump and dumps

>>20449353
I think it will pullback over the next few days and then keep crabbing for months.