/biz/ - Business & Finance

Praise Jesus

LGTSS
>rotation into value

>NASDAQ eating the Russel and Dow again
The rotation wasn't out of tech but from the N to FAGMA
LET'S GO
ALWAYS BET AGAINST AMERICA

FUCK ANIME

What's the furthest date I can buy puts on TSLA for?

Never traded options but I feel like I'm throwing money away if I don't make this bet.

>No nhentai link
red day confirmed.

>>20435778

>KLANG KLANG KLANG KLANG KLANG

>Premarket open for /biz/. https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket

Where are you premarket anon? I was going to post something ridiculous, but this is much better fren

youtube.com/watch?v=PSF99k0DJNk

>>20436013
Anyone bought Tesla 1700
Holy shit those are some heavy bags.
I honestly thought Tesla was going to bounce back and be at 2k by this Friday

Is it too late for MVIS?

>>20436081
>letting defective people procreate

>>20436081
Fix linky, you stinky

>>20436102
bought at 1200 held to past the 1800 peak down to 1500 and sold
I keep saying i'm gonna set a trailing stop but I never fucking do it

>>20436102
The short dated deep OTM calls are falling price. Just need TSLA volatility to die down for the market manipulator to abuse the fuck out of gamma again.

Are we crashing today or monday?

>>20436117
No hentai links allowed. Maybe tomorrow I will post a hand-holding link. But only after marriage

>>20436109
Maybe not I remember hearing that their meeting with Microsoft is in august idk the date but it might still have some momentum left but In it

>>20436139
Yesterday.

>>20436139
Line only ever goes up. Sorry anon

>>20436013
Mornin' bros! These early /smg/ threads are my favorite. Quality takes a big dip after 6:30a.m. or so.

>>20436139
No crashes, only dips.

>>20436139
We already crashed. It's over.

>>20436062
You're going to get ruined. Over 20 billion was lost from betting against TSLA in the last year, it won't be any different for you just because you feel like it's too expensive.

>>20436147
I’ll maybe wait for the dip if there ever is one. Has been shooting up for a while. Maybe buying power is still there.

>>20436081
why did you post such a long and pointless video?
Is is entertaining because the boy is intellectually disabled?

Or is the point that England still maintains some silly traditions, as if helmet technology stopped advancing from that one point in time?

>>20436009
Back when I was in college I looked like a total psycho showing girls all my shiny precious treasure goblin coins and bar while drunkenly ranting about Fed conspiracies. They didn't think it was cool or enlightened >_<
>>20436139
no

>>20436160
GOOD MORNING ANON.

I TOLD EVERYONE TO STOP YELLING BUT THEY DON’T LISTEN. WHAT A BUNCH OF LOUD ASSHOLES LOL.

I’M LITERALLY STILL TRYING TO SLEEP

>>20436147
I looked up info about a Microsoft meeting and couldn't find any info. I'm pretty sure its just a PnD

>>20436205
>>20436175
>>20436166
>>20436157
>>20436151
This is bearish fellow bobro’s load up the shorts.

>>20436181
There's no way TSLA is above 900 by January next year. No. Way.

>>20436197
I posted the video because it’s wholesome. Just like the desert at sunrise.

Tesla already up premarket today the bull run resumes

>>20436139
It starts today, accelerating through next week. Circuit Breakers before next friday.

>>20436081
>tfw a member of your family shows up at work
That is always a multi-tiered positive and negative feel all at once.

>>20436226
I already cashed out my shorts yesterday bobro, learn to time swings.

>>20436139
No crash. In fact it's getting close to right conditions for me to move back in to some equities and partially out of commodities.

yesterday was to shake off the reddit investors and paper hands right?

>>20436232
Also, as a wise anon once said, in the long term all stocks go to $0.

>>20436181
Same with fucking Shopify. It makes no fucking sense.

>>20436262
Don’t do it anon...

My stack can’t take it

>>20436262
heh

>>20436209
KLANG KLANG KLANG KLANG KLANG KLANG

>>20436223
That is what I heard the last time on psg
That their meeting was in august. It is the only reason I can think of that explains why mvis is pumping right now

>overreact to netflix
>tech "selloff" rotation
>realize your new bags are garbage
>go back into Tech
LET'S GO BOYS

Hope you guys bought the Netflix dip. It's already back to $500.

>>20436139
>>20436226
>>20436284
Never

>>20436311
tech is crashing 6% today

>>20436037
Sauce

>>20436232
You mean that arbitrary number you pulled from thin air? The market doesn't care what you think, it's going to behave the way it has been and TSLA will keep pumping unless there is major news against it. I'll be taking your money if you bet against the stock but I'm kind enough to warn you.

TSLA will easily be above 2000 by the end of the year. You can screen cap this.

>>20436316
It’s super expensive right now.

Do I look like I’m made of money?

GALT
SAVA

It’s fucking poooouummmppping I knew I should of brought more calls

>>20436357
You think a P/E ratio of 400 isn't high enough? The market will one day realize they are buying a car company, not SpaceX, not the AI singularity, a mid-tier car company.

Guys, is investing better than trading? Honestly I've made more money just holding stocks like TSLA and SPCE than I have trying to swing trade shit.

>>20436223
I am pretty sure it is too that is why I am not touching it right now. Until gets shipped hard and we get wkhs 2.0

>>20436393
Just buy any tech and hold. The only sector that has fucking done anything in nearly 10 years.

>>20436392
also there's no point in discussing this, I'm gonna research how to get into options and make the bet. Being right in a forum doesn't matter, some day those 20 bi puts will start printing and I don't wanna miss out lol

>>20436392
Their estimated 2024 PE ratio is 52 and that's while they keep fueling exponential growth with their profits.
>>20436430
>also there's no point in discussing this, I'm gonna research how to get into options and make the bet.
Do it, pussy. I've been trading TSLA for over a year now, watching people jump on a landmine is always hilarious.

>>20436013
crash and big gap down today?

I wanna kms because I'm only holding 50 MVIS

>>20436013
Shadow market? You mean.... ARPA?

>>20436522
yup at least 6% down

>>20436522
No retard

>>20436484
>Their estimated 2024 PE ratio is 52 and that's while they keep fueling exponential growth with their profits.
You what, m8?

So we should sell TSLA before earnings come out, right? They've been in the negative for years and they're definitely over-valued right now already.

>>20436602
What’s this “we” shit? I don’t own Tesla. It’s way too expensive right now

>>20436393
You can benefit from dips while holding. Just open shorts without closing your long position when there is a sign of a dip incoming.

>>20436602
I think there is a ton of overvalued tech: UBER, TSLA, ZM, SPOT, WORK, Z, SNAP, PINS
but it doesn't matter because:
more sugar because of interest rates.
Perception as safe haven that is "decoupled" from the shit economy.
Is that perception realistic or fair? Probably not. But the market will stay irrational on this longer than an angry booomer can remain solvent betting against it.

>>20436574
Tesla Annual Revenue
(Millions of US $)
2019 $24,578
2018 $21,461
2017 $11,759
2016 $7,000
2015 $4,046
2014 $3,198
2013 $2,013
2012 $413
>You what, m8?
Yes, their gross profit which they've been using to fuel their growth. Their gross margins are very high. TSLA will be GAAP profitable for 2020 and that is with their business rapidly expanding and numerous factories opening up.
>>20436602
They're going to beat on earnings and post a profit vs a expect loss of around a dollar. Some of this is priced in but they haven't been updating their estimates.

>>20436656
I don't have enough money in the event that shit goes south and I go into debt. Good idea otherwise though.

>>20436702
>TSLA will be GAAP profitable for 2020 and that is with their business rapidly expanding and numerous factories opening up.
I'll screencap this post. I swear to god I've seen it every year since 2015. They are even about to close the Fremont plant for "upgrades" after dropping the price again on their base models.

>>20436716
I don't think you understand. If your short gets stomped you still have your long position, if it goes down, your long position's gain will be compensated by the short. The only way you could lose a lot of money doing this is you're retarded or the gap between your long and short is relatively small at which case you shouldn't be doing this at all because your long isn't established yet.

morning /smg/

>>20436776
Morning anon. You haven’t shaved in awhile. Perhaps I could interest you in a hot shower and shave??

10 year yield and crude oil are down

>>20436721
They're bringing in a new line for the Model Y which will be under a tent they just built and they're going to be working on the line in the old tent because it uses a lot of manual labor and it has been causing quality control issues. It won't be shut down for that long, they were shut down for a lot of last quarter yet they're still going to turn a profit.
>after dropping the price again on their base models.
It's strategic. They can produce cars for much less than their competitor and they want to delay their transition into EV production by making it even more financially damaging. Tesla isn't trying to be a luxury automaker, they want to make as many EVs as possible so they'll have cars for their robotaxi fleet when it comes online. Tesla end goal isn't just being a automaker, they're going after the real money that will be created by autonomous driving. That is the true reason why TSLA has such a premium.

>>20436867
>more tents
because that worked so well before

>>20436867
>It's strategic. They can produce cars for much less than their competitor and they want to delay their transition into EV production by making it even more financially damaging.
It's a middle finger to "appreciating asset" early buyers. And why would they do that if they are "so far ahead" of competition?
>Tesla isn't trying to be a luxury automaker, they want to make as many EVs as possible so they'll have cars for their robotaxi fleet when it comes online
Ahh yes, pure tech memes.

>>20436013
Trading stocks feels like purgatory

>>20436562
>>20436557
fucking when then? i need to dump my SPXS and SDOW positions im hemorrhaging money here. i dont want to sell now for a loss and then get fucked when the market tanks in 2 weeks. fuck what do i do

>>20436942
Your only fault is expecting a big crash, there will be dips be satisfied with that.

>>20436942
sell now. only buy back when it shows sign of tanking again. never hold, even less 2 weeks desu
t. holding sqqq for 2 days against better judgment

>>20436881
>because that worked so well before
It did work well, they were able to spin up production much faster and cheaper than trying to do it in a building under California regulations. That doesn't mean it's a perfect solution and that it can't be improved.
>>20436889
>It's a middle finger to "appreciating asset" early buyers
Who actually cares? Anyone? They still have the best resale value of any brand, literally no one bought their car because they thought it was going to be appreciating. They also brought their FSD price up to offset the loss, that just keeps going up.
>And why would they do that if they are "so far ahead" of competition?
Because they won't stay far ahead of their competition unless they can keep out competing them, that includes on price. Tesla is moving as fast as they can go with billions in cash reserves, losing a few million from a price drop is nothing to them. If they needed money they would just fiance with the stock being this high.
>Ahh yes, pure tech memes.
You can think that, but you should screen cap your opinion on autonomous driving being a meme so you can slap yourself in the head ten years from now.

You'll never gonna make it.

You're gonna make it

Maybe you'll never gonna make it.

Never gonna give you up

You've already made it.

>>20436755
Oh, yeah I misunderstood. I need to research more about this so I dont do something retarded, thanks.

Dennys will help you make it, be it the stock or just a very nice meal before you trade for the day

>>20437260
We don't have dennys where i live.

Is restructuring my portfolio to be exclusively T. FAGMAN a good play for growth over 5 years? Got about 20k to distribute.

>>20437260
Thx anon

>>20436102
Right here man, feeling the pain

Why is Tesla mooning aftermarket? Any news?

>>20437402
Gamma is abusable again

Oh man America is so fucked.
>nypost.com/2020/07/16/ag-barr-china-trying-to-topple-us-as-worlds-superpower/

>>20437412
I don’t understand what you’re saying

Ready for the chad virgin's second moon mission?

>>20437429
I hope my TME bags moon
Hands getting shaky

>>20437429
I love how they say china is a Socialist country

What does /smg/ think about DOW chemical? Considering selling my shares at a tidy 20% profit.

>>20437486
Anything that isn’t American is socialist.

Is SPCE gonna keep running?

>>20437532
maybe, maybe not

It runs like that occasionally then dumps as it's based on nothing.

they've been going to space "within months" for what feels like nearly a decade now.....

>>20436776
mourning to yuo

>>20437343
no

MVIS is mooning. Something in August. Could be up for a much larger pump.

>>20437111
>>20437124
>>20437134
>>20437152
>>20437176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbwUzIMDCU

did the NFLX shill kys himself?

Even zoom is down. I'm pretty sure that's illegal

>>20437674
hopefully

>>20436139
three words
CUNNY GO UP

>>20436013
Do you guys hold any "value stocks" or do you just prefer ETFs/index funds?

>>20437751
I'm holding MSFT and TSM.

>https://www.nytimes.com/2020/07/16/world/middleeast/iraq-gas-flaring-cancer-environment.html
>Oil

>>20437523
America is socialist
Look at the stimulus checks and how they bail all those (((corporations))) out

Who SPAC here? Have some SHLL and CCXX, thinking of buying some CFFA, then PSTH or some FEAC on a dip

>>20437919
and that’s a good thing

Decided to check up on CEFL and MORL that i was eyeing a year or two ago. One is ded and the other is a penny stock now.

Shill me pennies bros

>>20438072
As long as you have an escape plan or made it in time, sure.

>>20437445
yes daddy

>>20438093
Fractional TSLA

>>20438136
How will it go x10 if the mark. cap is fucking billions of dollars?

>>20437919
I was entertaining the idea yesterday that capitalism is communism in that they seize the means of production and then try and bend the market to their control.
Either way, fuck all politicians, this planned-demic, and this impossible to win timeline.

>>20438093
Buy TNXP

>>20438157
>>/ptg/
>>20436058

>>20438157
It won't. Now back to your containment thread, you degenerate gambler

>>20438167
I believe the idea you are referring to is just called "the government".

>>20438202
>muh 0.012% gains :D D :D
>>20438190
k thx

>>20438220
Yes. Fuck government.

>>20437429
launch a missile at the dam drumpf

Something's off today

>wake up
>open eyes
>notice distinct /comfy/ feeling in the air

The Day of the Bull has arrived

>>20438267
Idk if we really want those problems. There's a good chance we (U.S.) takes in all the refugees if the dam breaks because why the fuck wouldn't we? We've taken in everyone else...
So now you've got millions of chink bugmen immigrating to the U.S, and I cannot convey my distaste in words for those empty husks of humans.

>>20438290
How can anything be right? We've reached earning season where companies have to whip out their massive losses.
The Fed has stopped buying.
Govt gibs are about to run out
Unimaginable unemployment
Minimal B2B commerce is taking place
At time high record debt
Stock market is back to normal ...

>>20438332
Repeat after me:
THE
CLOWN
WORLD

>>20438341
You can only visit the circus for so long.
I'm done.

Glorious 2nd Govt check in august. 2400 round 2.

>>20438332
American exceptionalism/wilful ignorance regarding the virus will keep the house of cards standing until the last possible moment.

America is cancelled and Europe is good now.

>>20438409
virus is a nothingburger and it's been a nothingburger from the beginning

we know, we know
>2 weeks

>>20438436
Nooo my sister had the virus and she felt horrible!! we need to close the economy down!!!

>>20438436
>1PBTID
'ate zoomers
'ate tech
'ate doctors
Love me facebook ramble
SIMPLE AS

>Notification
>Real money - Investing account
>Dividend paid.
>On 12.06.2020 [EQ] Occidental Petroleum Corporation (OXY) distributed ordinary of $0.01 per share. You have received £0.87.

>>20438409
Someone threw out the idea this was all done by the Fed for greater control. I like that idea. Or it's the Dems doing another Riot of '68.
>>20438436
>>20438447
Glad I'm not alone here. Record high tests and low deaths leave teacher unions crying for more 'snow days'.
Guess it's time to shut up and put a mask back on.

>>20438480
based divvies!!!

Beanz and gainz kinda day

Why is SPCE still pumping? Unprecedented..

>>20438461
>SIMPLE AS
kys

>>20438480
Make sure you reinvest that bro!!

BLACKROCK CEO LARRY FINK SAYS THERE IS NEED FOR ANOTHER FISCAL STIMULUS - CNBC

KDP pays out today

>>20438523
'ate memes
'ate lamestream media
'ate options
Love me qanon
SIMPLE AS

>4:30 in the morning
>fall asleep somehow
>alarm goes of at 8:00
>need to scan a qr code to stop, which is across the room
>somehow managed to do that, fell asleep again until 12
>not a single memory of me waking up at 8
>wake up with my phone on /smg/
Huh
This shit is not healthy. How do I invest in burned out robinhood traders?

>>20438547
No shit

>>20438560
Vanguard.com

>>20438560
i believe robinhood has an IPO coming up at some point
you could short it
on robinhood

> actually got SIX uninterrupted hours of sleep last night
> futures look pretty good
> positive /smg/ vibes
Gonna be a good day going in to a good weekend lads. Hope you all see some green

>>20438560
The fuck kinda alarm clock needs a qr code to stop?

>>20438576
>>20438547
Why won’t they just let it all fall

>>20438629
Watch the housing market in a month

got 1.7k in savings, was thinking of using it to buy myself some VR headset and a new GPU, but decided to invest it on trading stocks.

Can't wait to be rich bros.

>>20438640
It is about the journey, not the destination

>>20438480

based dividendchad

>>20438547
Loaf of bread to $1k eoy

>>20438628
Sleep as android app

>>20438666
the journey to $0

>>20438480
> £0.87
Remember the bros you were shitposting with when you're sunbathing at your summer villa.

What stocks are you gonna buy today, anon?

Housing market crashes are great. That's how I got my current house on the cheap. Previous owners had blown a shit load of money redoing the main level before things went to shit to. I pay 400 a month for a 3b,1.5 bath w/basement & garage plus a a decent sized yard w/rear deck.

>>20438714
all NASDAQunny stocks that got discounted on Monday and Tuesday

>>20438714
NYSE: ROPE

Going to buy ARCO 1k dollars of it.
I figure it'll go back to 8 dollars one day (.__. )

>>20438480
>tfw recieved only the 0,01 per share

what is this wizardry

>>20438666
ok Satan.
I'm just going to buy SPY calls for 327 for december and 2x my money.
then I'll buy TSLA calls and then 5x my money and proceed to do a theta gang wheel and live happily for the rest of my life.

>>20438714
Probably nothing. The downturn this week really screwed up my plans and set me back so now I'm bag holding a few things for a little bit.

>>20438671
But they won’t raise salaries, so how will we afford food?

>>20436392
>He still thinks TSLA is a car company
>He still thinks TSLA is going to crash

Enjoy those shorts blowing up in your face

>>20436416
Mostly this although there's some good REITs out there.

>>20436929
Better than watching nigger ball even if the results are the same.

>>20437919
>using financial levers to poomp an economy in shambles
>socialist

>>20438332
The unemployment numbers are a joke. I can tell you right now a very high percentage of those people who are "unemployed" aren't even looking for work because they just want to ride the NEET train. I work in the restaurant industry and we've been hiring since May. There was a good amount of quality people early on then it was a huge drop in quality and stayed that way through most of June and July. Now it's starting to improve again now that welfare bux are ending.
Be bullish on restaurants. Millenials do not give a single flying fuck about the mask and want to just spend money which is why I am bullish af on PLAY (Dave & Busters) over Denny's because one is just a boomer breakfast spot and the other is millenial centric.

>>20438795
Have ever thought that maybe quality people don’t want to slave away at a restaurant for a mere pittance? There’s nothing wrong with being a NEET if your only other choice is being enslaved at a shifty job for pennies

>>20438787
>we're gonna need more pink wojaks over here in about...... a week

>>20438862
it literally can't go wrong dude lol

>>20438876
do you know how high SPY would have to go for you to double your money on december $327 calls

I’m so mad I sold SPCE calls yesterday instead of waiting a bit

What's gonna happen once the nothingburger goes away or stops making the headlines every hour of the day? Will stocks go up, down or crab?

>>20438900
three fifty?
idk

>>20438755
what shitty state do u live in

>>20438904
it's already going away
so your question should be, when will the media acknowledge the complete disappearance of the nothingburger
the answer is... they won't have to, ever. because liberal states will just keep lying about the numbers

you watch. the USA will be the last country on earth still "dealing with" this nothingburger

>>20438904
There would be less incentive to keep all the corporate socialism money taps open.
Bearish as FUCK

>>20438914
maybe take a look and figure out a way to calculate that before you, ya know, dump all of your money into the scheme

>>20438795
>a very high percentage of those people who are "unemployed" aren't even looking for work
What's new?
And what restaurant is hiring? How are you even still open?

>>20438904
Wells Fargo will be the next Lehman

>>20438961
Dennys is hiring lol

>>20438958
ok, then how the fuck do I grow an account with 1.7k if options will not help me?
Do I swing trade penny stocks until I get enough to do a wheel?

>right on predictions of JPM, Goldman, Morgan Stanley, WFC, TSM, ERIC, BlackRock, NFLX earnings
>only play TSM & JPM

ugghh these gains could have been mine, how do I stop pussying out and just go with my instincts & DD...

>>20438998
Options will help you. Options so far OTM that don't have a chance at being exercised will not. You ever look at the volume on those options?

Whats your take on MSFT earnings? I want to write some covered calls, but I really dont know how high we could pump if earnings are good.
220 should be more than enough I hope.

>>20439045
but if I buy options in the money the premiums will be larger than my account.

>>20439043
Unironically stop coming to /biz/ for a couple weeks

>>20438849
They make like $200-300/day where I'm at. Quality people aren't NEETs.

>>20438961
We did like $15k net sales yesterday and $25k net sales last Saturday. That's a pretty steep drop considering it's all through sit down tables and there's no bar (can still order drinks though).

>>20438998
You get a job, get promoted, get a raise, learn how to save, invest in good companies.

>>20438998
quickly? get lucky
you don't have to fuck with penny stocks
$1,700 is enough to get 100x of something respectable and sell calls
or you could swing puts on something you wouldn't mind owning and if you get assigned you can sell calls then

DO NOT BUY OPTIONS IN AN ATTEMPT TO SHORTCUT TO RICH

the house always wins. sell options, and you can BE the house

>>20439064
Damn. That's $15-25K more than I thought.
I haven't been out since February, just figured it'd still be a ghost town.

cunny

Would be pretty based to be a bartender desu

are we looking bullish today??

>>20438998
buy 200 GE shares sell weekly calls there you go you're on your way to being rich

>>20439094
I really want to be the one selling options, but I see that the collateral for a MSFT put sell is like almost 20k for a 80% profit. I can't get to those levels. And I don't see any good company where I can afford the collateral and I would be ok with getting assigned.

>>20439147
no green futures means the dump is coming

Ive been telling you niggers for weeks that spce is breaking out to $40. Youd rather discuss bullshit meme stocks instead tho. Fucking niggers

>>20439194
you have to go back

>>20439194
Forgot to add pic

>>20439194
>SPCE
>Not a bullshit meme stock
My local butcher has a higher revenue than these fucks.

>>20439184
you've got $1,700
if you try to shortcut by buying options, it won't be along before you're at $170
if you stay in your league, you can grow

>>20439064
It can go up from that but it can go down too. It really depends where you are.
My younger brother is a bus boy at a busy restaurant in the city and he makes like $25/hr
I also don't recommend anyone get into the restaurant industry long term.
It's good for getting pussy and the job can be fun but there's also limited room for growth and not much carryover to other jobs when you do want to exit.
The best thing you can really do is network.

>>20439212
Hey man im not the one trading pennyshits with my weekly allowance. Go rub one out to barney you colossal fagnigger

>>20439058
For one, I'm not saying always buy ITM but $327 SPY Call for December would require SPY to break $344 before it becomes profitable.
>$344 SPY would be 52 week high

>>20439246
you're gonna make lots of friends here, and share lots of beneficial information
i can tell
glad to have you, anon

>>20439234
>coping this hard
I dont give a fuck what the company does dude if line gonna go up ima buy it. But by all means stick with your nigger ford and oil

>>20439241
>>20439184
It's really all about your risk tolerance anon. If you do your DD and play the right options instead of YOLOing into some bullshit like most /biz/ posters do, you can easily convert that $1,700 to $17,000.

Me, a SPCE chad, waking up for the past week with 10% portfolio gains each morning

>>20439103
yes
this

>>20439048
I bought at 210 thinking it was a good dip from 216 and yet it's struggling to cling on to 204.

Think oil will drop today?

>>20439285
>easily
show all your 10x transactions

somethingburger?

>>20439263
>>20439299
Just dont miss the cue for when the music stops.
>>20439311
Long term its free money so small dips here and there are just opportunities to buy more desu

>>20438093
CLSK

>>20437919
that ass is ridiculous and oiled looks perfect hngggg

>>20439194
Sold for profits at around 20.30 last week. Waiting for the inevitable dip back to 15 before loading up.

>>20439337
Im a lt holder weebnigger. Spce is going to $100+ this year. Suck my dick if u disagree

>>20439329
excuse, imo
businesses have been carrying deadweight employees for the past 10-15 years or so as tech has made more people obsolete because they never had a clear cut opportunity to do a big switch
they're not going to waste this chance by holding on to legacy tech (people) if they can avoid the backlash by just saying, "it's this KILLER virus, dude. man... sure wish we could keep everyone but this DAMNED virus. what? bring you back? nah we've switched everything over to the cloud."

I'm worried friends. Everyone is bullish.

I think we're going to see a swing to the upside for the first hour or so and then everything is going to plummet real fucking hard. Nobody is retarded enough to hold over the weekend with all this volatility.

>>20439345
should we tell him

>>20439043
Look into trading psychology.

Also trying a new strategy.

Buy SPY at close
Sell SPY at open.

No talksies till Is had my coffies

>>20438302
Yes it has sir today is going to be a good day

Should I buy GLD?

why are all these anylsys valuing NFLX at 600 now? sounds like. buying the dip was perfect

>>20439337
I know, I'm not selling. It just sucks to see my account in the red because of a safe stock of all things. Luckily TSM is picking up the slack.

>>20439436
It sounds like youre a niggerfaggot

>>20439412

>>20439450
yikes u boight in before the dip

>>20439458
I am ok with being just below the water. Also, it is uncanny how true this pic has modeled my development over the past year lol

tfw you realize a vaccine is bearish because that will stop all the stimuls money

>>20439388
if that's a dude well shit but that nose looks too feminine

>>20439494
Dare I say it ... ?

>Basado.

>>20439436
because NFLX has years and years of revenue growth already priced in at $540

Anyone hear trump is deporting the chinese?

>>20439509
guess you learned something about yourself today

>>20439529
that would be glorious

>>20439502
Nah, Biden has already pledged nearly 3 trillion for infrastructure and green shit. Trump literally doesn't know how to run a campaign against someone who is not the most hated woman in the country.

>>20439536
funny guy but that is a chick for sure, azn men are pretty much females compared to Europeans lel

>>20439545
Some anon me tioned it earlier. Also maxwell is supposedly dead?? Anyone got deets?

>>20439551
he also pledged to reverse every single tax cut since 2016

>>20436102
138 buy in TSLA chad here. Use to work for the company and they started vesting stock in lieu for normal bonuses.

>mfw pissed at first
> mfw held on to it for years

>>20439562
>that is a chick for sure
lads i dont know if we should tell him or not

seems like nothing ks happening in ore market anywhere

>>20439566
There is no one in /smg/ who would support a man that would increase taxes on capital gains.

>>20439566
Will still be ahead with deductions no doubt.

>>20439592
Idgaf with an ass like that id be gay as fuck desu. Imagine havin them cheeks wrapped around ur dick as u thrust into the boi pucci -glop glorp glop glorp- like a plunger being rammed into a toilet bowl. God id cum so fucking hard in that ass

Commodities are trash. The literal niggers of investing. Gold, oil, pig feet, corn, ore. If you buy into this you’re an idiot. Gold has historically not even hedges against inflation or rising rates consistently - it’s one job.

All you need are stocks and bonds, preferably more stocks, and to pump every last fucking penny you can spare into your portfolio preferably including low interest loans and any other funding. Then you will make it. Peace.

>>20439623

>>20439592
link source fagget

>>20439623
^^^^^ this is a rael gae

>>20439623
well, that was awful

>>20439623
Damn bro you made me kind of hard lol

Is there a way to run the optios wheel strategy with less than 200 shekels? I want to try it out on my meme portfolio. Probably looking for a ticker in the 1-2 range. Anybody have any tips?

I'VE TRIED EVERY KIND OF PLAY

AND I JUST KEEP LOSING MONEY

aaaAAAAA

>>20439623
how do I short this

>>20439458
Might I recommend that honey-backed currency be on the bottom level

>>20439691
Tell us your last play so we can make fun of you and set you on track

>>20439709
Also, black market TVIX shares should be somewhere in there since it's delisted now

>>20439714
>/smg/
>right track

>>20439714
I tried selling calls for once for that theta and the line went up

>>20439623
That is the gayest thing I have read all day. And this is /biz/.

>>20439755
well, if at first you don't immediately succeed, quit

Sex offenders should kill themselves

>>20439494
Not holding TQQQ but based
>>20439378
Sure buddy

Who else buying NETFLIX at open?

>>20439755
Those calls were covered right anon? You don't sell naked calls, do you?

When is the big crash? I don't want to lose money but I love blood on the streets.

>>20439769
Yes

>>20438672
hah that's a cute name

>>20439806
I would also like blood on the streets. I don't even care if I lose money.

>>20439808
I should kill myself for being one :)

Why didn't I sell WKHS at 22 and NIo at 16? Fuck my greedy self. Might cut losses (well I am still in profit but not as much as I wanted to) to free some cash for other PnD's

Haha my nio puts are actually going to make me money. This is a first

>>20439834
Eat buckshot, pedo.

>>20439837
become a TA Chad unironically :^)

Is Marathon Oil ever recovering, or should I sell at a loss?

>>20439883
Obsessed
I often believe that the posters calling others pedophiles are usually the ones jacking it to kids
Theres no way an entire group lives rent free in your head

I fully recovered from the last big dip. Convince me not to cash out of everything that is positive, and hold everything I have that is down. Some of my stock are up 69% since I bought them.

GUYS !!!!!!!!

NIO IS DROPPING

WHWWWHHHHYYYYY?

I thought you guys said it will moon!!!!

....


Is what I would of said if I bought those Chink shares.....tsk tsk.

>>20439929
What the fuck are you talking about, retard? That anon is admitting he's a sex offender. He must've done something really bad to contemplate suicide. What's worse the being a pedo?

>>20439951
I have $10.5 puts am I gonna make it

>>20439833
I feel like if we're really lucky the market will completely crash and inflation will skyrocket, where we can finally have a race war/ poor vs. rich also.

>>20439806
Yesterday was the start of it

Buy FLIR

That's the flavor for next week ;).

>>20439951
nio is chink shit i am pretty sure

>>20439984
Yes, NIO

Another example of Pump n Dump

>>20439928
It has recovered, like xom and cvx, they won't go to "back to normal" prices until the business is or is soon to be in its pre coronavirus state.

>>20439991
I don't know, seems like it is pretty weak so far. I mean my stonks are up 12% this year still and I don't even daytrade/benefit from the swings. What makes you think it has started?

>>20439458
>2020
>Not buying into the petrotulip market and hedging with inverse Afghan bonds

>>20439951
I bought NIO at $8, sold it at $13. Made several hundred dollars in the days it took.
If it falls under $10, I'd buy it again.

>>20440032
I bought MRO at $6.66, and I was hoping it will get near $10 before I sell. Might end up selling at a loss if it doesn't recover soon, so I can reinvest elsewhere. I think I'll do that in winter, maybe cold weather helps the stock price? No clue.

>>20440021
"NIO shares are trading lower after Goldman Sachs downgraded the company's stock to Sell and reiterated a $7 price target, citing valuation concerns following the company's 89% rally over the past month."

Ooooooo NIO BOYS!!!!!!!

GET BOGGED

>>20440088
MY PUTS ARE GONNA PRINT

>>20440088
I don’t believe you

>>20440088
After fucking me over with DHT, Goldman Sachs is now fucking my NIO position? Fuck them!

POST TRADING MUSIC.

looking for something rad and energizing, however the oblivion soundtrack was quite nice yesterday

>>20440116
Literally on TDAMERITRADE.

Phone is shit, so can't upload pics. But someone can back me up on it.

>>20440132
https://youtu.be/dZDj2CnG5dE

>>20440132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k

>>20440143
I think Goldman just wants my shares cheap but he can’t have them

>>20440261
>>20440261

>NIO at $12
my confidence in NIO is ruined

>>20440261
>>20440261
>>20440261

new

>>20440077
How much did you buy? Is dca or covered calls an option? Selling oil at a loss seems like a mistake, it will recover more just not until demand ramps up alot more. Are you confident you can reinvest and make up for the 20ish percent loss?

>>20440327
Its not a tragedy, I bought $700. I only trade with my spare wagey cash, I don't do big numbers.

>>20439194
>SPCE
>bragging about 100-200 percent gains
>Calling yourself a Chad
Pathetic.