/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20403702
Praise Jesus.

>>20403625
It's good common sense, so you are too good for us. I'm still thinking that if anon can lock down that
>1. the price of timber will go up
>2. the operations of the corps will still be able to operate to cover costs
then he should go for it. My play on industrial metal mining (and desired play on copper) has to do with South America getting fucked and now China potentially getting fucked.

>>20403717
also anime

fuck baggie

It’s so hard to trade when your asshole hurts this bad.

I gotta stop taking taking in pre-market. Fucking semen on my ass makes it hard to focus.

>>20403717
>>20403724
This desu

roll for NIO moonshot at opening bell

>>20403702
Add LGHL to your watchlist.

>>20403702
do the jannies just not give a shit about softcore anime

Market is closed, boys.

Post dicks and butt holes.

Not that I’m gay or anything.

so tomorrow is blood red?

>>20403717
1But Saul, still breathing threats and murder against the disciples of the Lord, went to the high priest 2and asked him for letters to the synagogues at Damascus, so that if he found any belonging to the Way, men or women, he might bring them bound to Jerusalem. 3Now as he went on his way, he approached Damascus, and suddenly a light from heaven shone around him. 4And falling to the ground, he heard a voice saying to him, “Saul, Saul, why are you persecuting me?” 5And he said, “Who are you, Lord?” And he said, “I am Jesus, whom you are persecuting. 6But rise and enter the city, and you will be told what you are to do.” 7The men who were traveling with him stood speechless, hearing the voice but seeing no one. 8Saul rose from the ground, and although his eyes were opened, he saw nothing. So they led him by the hand and brought him into Damascus. 9And for three days he was without sight, and neither ate nor drank.

>>20403793
Looks like it so far

>>20403793
bruh there are earnings for the entire month. It's kangaroo season. Followed by months of crab season.

>>20403793
It's a gap down to a pump episode.

>>20403811
figures. every time I make good gains, the next day takes it all away and more

>>20403768
depends on if they're doing anything. they went turbo enforcer for a few days a month or two ago. ROT seems that if you get two or so reports, you'll get a ban. Nibbles seem to be the line.

Home Alone is the greatest film ever made. Culkin’s best performance, IMO.

God what I would have given to feel Michaels rigid embrace.

>PZZA
>PE: 2800
wat

>>20403702

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20403793
Its earnings season. The market has mood swings like a teenage girl.
Blood red can be followed by euphoria or crying.

No fucking idea where we are going.

>>20403846
>Culkin’s best performance
The Good Son was his best, I think.

You haven't seen felt the touch of God yet. I hope you are secure in what you are doing.

>>20403702
wow, the massive short positions open on EVRI
those robinhood holders are about to get their nuts crunched

>>20403865
yeah these price over earnings are rediculous... like just short shit, and you'll make a pile of cash and buy the bottom.. the bottom isn't in.

>>20403906
Nobody is holding EVRI anymore. Regular joes have been long since out.

>>20403895
Why are you pretending to be baggie

>>20403920
kek

>>20403885
>>20403885
>followed by euphoria or crying
thats how I found God.

>>20403768
they don't seem to care if its once or twice in a thread but if you spam it they'll nuke you

>>20403923
https://robintrack.net/symbol/EVRI
?????

>alphavantage goes down right in the middle of my work on my financial analysis tool

>>20403885
I'd just keep eyes on shocks or political shit desu. this earnings season shouldn't matter at all unless your picks suffered some catastrophic losses.

I'm all cash. Hoping for blood red.

>>20403925
im no longer a jew. I officially a follower of Jesus. He came to me and changed my life forever. I have never felt this kind of truth that was self evident, and now I am going to give what I experienced back... I can't forget how much it changed me. From a Jew to a reformed Christian.

>>20403955
LAMO

Holy shit. This is incredible.

>SHORT TWTR
>LONG DPZ
>WIN

>>20403762
I bought 1k shares today when it dipped. Ready to finally make some cash instead of these little bits.

>>20403959
[REDACTED]

>>20404034
Based bro. Finally someone knows what I’m even talking about. Here’s to getting rich and also some tits.

>>20404047

It's back now

>>20403998

Just watch it.

https://youtu.be/JfBt-zYZNeM

>>20404066
>need to put in "Stock"
>first result is stocktwits
>chinese wealth manager in HK
kek, I'll bite for memes.

You Janitor's can ban me for life, but it is only through the power of our God am I truly liberated from my wrong doings. Thank you Jesus, and in your name I pray tonight. Jesus, "I am a sinner, I have stepped away from your light and into the path of sorrow... I ran away from hardship and back into your arms, and for this I am thankful. You have never lead me astray and from today until the end of time I appreciate your embrace."

>>20404156
You’re going to love me soon enough.

>>20404034
>>20403762
Shill me on this. I looked around a bit and can't find anything substantial.

Botesloots.

>>20403959
>alphavantage
well now what's this?

>>20403984
political shit and earnings get moved on by algos faster than you can react to unless it's really, really, the real shit.

But the frothy shit like vaccine hopes... that's more likely to have momentum that carries through the day. That is what I witnessed today at least.

>>20404140
This was just lazy.
If the joke has a punchlines that's just "jew" you mistake it for a sense of humor.
You've ruined jew jokes for me, now I have to find some other ethnicities.

>1 minute NASDAQ futures candles

>INTC
https://www.tomsguide.com/news/intel-xe-graphics-benchmarks-leak-and-apple-silicon-could-be-in-trouble

>>20404140
i don't talk about my cum... this is very... what's the work im thinking of... offensive. it's like as offensive as a nigger in a white neighborhood.

>>20404188
We'll see. I'll kick myself if it plays out like GME, but gains are gains. My gambling account has lost a lot on shitty options. I can knock off some of my extra exposure and throw it in.

>>20404224
>really, really, the real shit
yes. the political world is stirring a bit. same for current events.
>vaccine garbage
fake, gay, and bubbling. we're already done with V shape, don't people realize this?

>>20404227
I will literally bounce back even higher in an hour, just watch.

i'm scared bros. The market is turning from a bull run to a bear dive and i don't know what to buy. Please send help i have 200 in cash shill me something or teach me how to find companies of my own

>>20404272
It already did. I wonder what the pajeet pseudocode is for this silly game.

>>20403768
not as long as they look underage

>>20404277
sqqq

>>20404308
Nah, I don't mean that, it'll start crabbing up from now.

>>20404277
Buy SSO and hold for 40 years.

>>20404270
people are showing up positive again, literally you will get this again, and the only hope is to stay at home never work and kiss your ass good bye... make amends with Jesus before you do. fucking give me the tractor captia too. fucking losers.

>>20404224
Prinz eugen is so fucking hot

>>20404209
It’s a financial management company in China, they do wealth management, risk analysis, etc. it is a newly listed company that is building itself up on a bullish pattern. All my DD is telling me this shit is about to take off. There isn’t much out yet on it because it’s new. I have been following the amount of people on Robinhood trading it and the overall volume in general since it’s inception. Shits looking real good.

>>20403955
Oh my fucking god. Are robinzoomers about to save my bags?

Any broker for a weeb living overseas in a shithole country?

I don't have no SSN and I can wire transfer lots of legit dollars.

>>20404270
>we're already done with V shape, don't people realize this?
No, they believe the v shape is only the market and won’t reflect the economy. This is why the rally is so unloved and mistrusted. They believe that bottom has to fall out, and should have done so months ago.

>>20403768
Why should they care? These no dicks or pussys or nipples, all good.

I haven't been this hard on a /biz/ thread in a while.

>>20404364
that's so gay... im going to get banned for announcing im reporting this image.

>>20404349
Thanks, I might pick myself up a bundle up at open!

>>20404209
Chink wealth management company with ties to the government. What more needs to be said?

>>20404227
>>>/x/

Watch us be red Thursday and beginning of Friday....until the last hour of trading on Friday, where Blackrock and Vanguard swoop in cheapies.


...

Dominos, Netflix & Johnson&Johnson

Today.

Domino's should make robust earnings.

>>20403768
Honestly the NSFW thing in 4chan never made much sense although I can understand not wanting the board to be spammed with porn, but those are different things.

>>20403752
RE ROLL

t. NIO bagholder

>>20404444
confirmed nio going to 600 eoy

>>20404444
AWWWWWWWWWW SHIIIEEET NIGGA HERE WE GOOOOOOOO

>>20404397
wow fuck you
that's just a cute woman and her cute maid being cute

I guess I see why everyone seems to hate you

>>20404277
>bear dive
I'd only call it this or get confident in it if S&P breaks below about... 2800 (that middle line and yellow line ish)

>>20404338
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN THAT THE V SHAPE HAS BEEN COMPLETED. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Log scale channel doesn't look great for entry either.

>>20404444
Why would a chinese company, propped up by the communist party, moon?

NFLX is going to moon tomorrow

>>20404455
>>20404477
>>20404444
NIO $50 eow

>>20404474
might as well load up on spxs and sqqq

>>20404477
>propped up by the communist party
You answered your own question.

>>20404459
post original without the shitty meme stock pls

>>20404386
It's okay to coom, anon

>>20404535
It is a doomed party, anon.

>>20404487
nobody is mooning tomorrow

>>20404546
Yes, but it doesn't mean you can't benefit from it.

>>20404487

Alright I made $500 on NIO but I don't want to baghold this shit anymore

What do I throw $2500 into tomorrow?

>>20404349
What's with the massive dump at the end of May?

>>20403762
>>20404034
>>20404066
>>20404156
>>20404188
Seems legit

>>20404588
LGHL

>>20404487
Slight gains, followed by a sell off in earnings.....like last time.

>>20403702
I hope all frog posters have a red tomorrow. Frog posting is only reserved for cucks who think that WKHS will moon. Check em

>>20404632
It wasn’t listed until June 17th. It’s a new company.
>>20404641
That’s some Turkish roach company

Scorpio Tankers releasing their earnings Monday

....Company bought shares 100,000 @ 12.83, along with 5000 Call contracts....

....if you have some money, it wouldn't be a bad Call play....even if it's tankers.

>>20404632
It wasn’t listed until June 17th so I’m not sure what you’re talking about, it’s a pretty new company.
>>20404641
That’s some Turkish roach company.

>>20404676
>>20404695
Gay it said it failed to post. I even refreshed.

Surely twitter will have an almighty dump next session

https://www.marketscreener.com/TAIWAN-SEMICONDUCTOR-MANU-6492349/news/TSMC-second-quarter-profit-jumps-81-to-record-on-demand-for-faster-chips-30932598/

>>20404643

Redpill me

>>20404522
I don't know. If we look at log from the 80s, it says S&P to 6k. if we look at it from 08, it says something like 4k. I'm not sold on log scale.

>>20404641
lemme invest in pets.com

>>20404692
jesus fuck.

>>20404720
Smells more like a pajeet shitstock to me

>>20404758
See
>>20404349

>>20403762
What's the company called b/c I can't find it anywhere

>>20404758
>redpill me
"The only way to win in the stock market is to be Jewish"- Warren Buffet

>>20404779
See
>>20404641

>>20404804

>>20404779
LION GROUP HOLDING LTD
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/NASDAQ-LGHL/

>>20404676
why isn't the faggot that posts this shit all the time called out on avatar faggotry... just use a tripcode or secure tripcode next time and stop posting this horrible image that gets worse as time passes.

>>20404757
>https://www.marketscreener.com/TAIWAN-SEMICONDUCTOR-MANU-6492349/news/TSMC-second-quarter-profit-jumps-81-to-record-on-demand-for-faster-chips-30932598/
Wasn't all this known last week?

>TSMC second-quarter profit jumps 81% to record on demand for faster chips
Damn
Please pump or dump MU, TSM, AMD, and AMAT. I want cheapies or I want some of the money I lost on my MU calls back.

>>20404857
i wrote notees in january to short them in june for july..... fuck semi-conductors especially that one in particular that seems to be soaring out of sky is going to get fucked harder than you'd ever believe.

>>20404837
What makes you think they're going to moon more than they have already? it's already at +12.5%

TSM earnings tomorrow morning.

>>20404857
crab up slowly, like 4% growth if anything.

>>20404907
good luck kiddo.... this all funnels up too... you see any weakneningness and it's game over.

taiwan is the worst part of china, they feel they're not china even though they're chinese.

its like if texas said we feel we are not america, texas first but they're still spics, wetbacks and niggers.

>>20404886
The Data is limited but shows no indication of dipping anytime soon. It’s only dip really has been the initial dip it suffered that most company’s have at inception. There is mathematically no real good reason it shouldn’t keep climbing.

>>20404969
No harm in dropping 200 bucks in it I guess.

Those hackers could've kickstarted the bubble burst and enter the history books but what they chose to do instead was fill a wallet they won't ever touch.

texas is the worst part of america, prove me wrong.

>>20404837
Last time this picture was used to skill a meme stock it was EVRI. Look at all the people here bagholding that shit right now.

You guys might like ESPO, gaming and semi stocks. Heres the top 50% of their holdings, some of which you couldn't normally get. Though it does have a lot of Chinese trash.
Tencent Holdings Ltd 8.56%
Nvidia Corp 8.09%
Nintendo Co Ltd 6.38%
Advanced Micro Devices Inc 6.09%
Activision Blizzard Inc 5.92%
Electronic Arts Inc 5.57%
Netease Inc 5.11%
Bilibili Inc 5.09%
Sea Ltd 5.05%
Ncsoft Corp 4.67%

More info:
https://www.vaneck.com/etf/equity/espo/holdings/

>>20404907
It's already out, EPS of 0.78 (beats estimated .71). Their sales stayed the same from last quarter even though profit went up. Need a China trade war to maybe beef up their stock. Otherwise I'm kinda worried because of the sales stagnation, and we might just end up crabbing/dipping.

>>20404969
Chinese math is the coolest

what should i sell NCLH at?

>>20405039
It’s called chink math

>>20405037
So it will open flat or a little up? That would be best case for me.

>>20405069
Good questions. I fucked up and I'm sitting on 100@18.23. I very nearly sold today when they were up, but decided to wait until close and then they dipped. I might hold until September when they start running again and see what happens, not sure yet.

>>20405037
shit
sounds like sell the news to me

>>20404884
>i wrote notees in january to short them
you also wrote notes that promised you were going to stop drinking, and you haven't even slowed down. Take it easy. I'm going to be sad to read about you having to go to dialysis and shit.

'Daq futures leading us down, Russel least affected. Day of the Value Investor approaching?
>>20404995
I'm upset they haven't leaked dms between billionaires and stuff, I bet there's some interesting stuff in there :<

>>20405369
>>20404995
My guess is that they didn't have access to the account, they were just able to post using a phished token, in the same way you can authorize websites to post for you. Probably some tech website got hacked that was retarded and store token/secrets that had posting permissions.

Heres something that would be interesting. All these twitter accounts must have used the same app. Uber, Elon musk, Bill Gates, and Joe Biden. What app or website would all of these guys use? Perhaps a political activist tech website? Who else was hacked?

>>20405369
>Day of the Value Investor approaching
R2k still seems inflated.

Heh heh, cramer talking about a website for gen z referred to their audience as "male zoomers"
zoom zoom!

>>20405369
value and small caps more economically sensitive... are people really that confident on this Moderna vacine? Is there something I missed, maybe the AZN vaccine?

I'm still playing REGN for antibodies... I'm not too bullish on any of these vaccines.

>>20405420
>>20405420
>What app or website would all of these guys use?
Twitter seems the obvious choice. Likely they also have iPhones (does Gates buy Apple?).
>political activist tech website
kek you think everyone really practices what they preach, huh?
>>20405420
>Who else was hacked?
both Trump and Obama were hacked
I haven't looked into who else. Those are some of the big male figures, what about Oprah, Beyonce, Kylie, Swift...

>>20405369
>shitty highly leveraged small businesses
>value

>>20405514
>are people really that confident on this Moderna vacine?
just ignore vaccine shit cunnybro. it's post pump BS that's disseminated to the masses.

How fucked am I in the morning. Nrgu, 3x etf for oil

>>20405514
>Twitter seems the obvious choice. Likely they also have iPhones (does Gates buy Apple?).
An app as in one that would ask you for Twitter permissions to post on your behalf, not Twitter itself.
>Trump, Obama
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-8527407/Elon-Musk-s-Twitter-shares-tweet-prompts-users-send-money-return-double-amount.html
Trump was not hacked, only liberals or liberal adjacent. Obama, Biden, Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Mike Bloomberg, Ocasio-Cortez, Uber, Apple. Reads like a top level email list of Democrat politicians and major backers.

>>20405420
Interesting, I know twitter is saying it was phishing. I wonder how they got that screenshot of the blacklisting tools
>>20405514
I'm not too sure. I'm 99% confident it's way, way too early to even speculate about what vaccine does what. Guaranteed limit up the day a rollout is announced tho :D
>>20405525
They're cuties be nice

Burnt on amazon. Oh well, waiting for the correction to end, I suppose.
Got a feeling the rest of the week will be a slightly red crab.

Zoom

It’s going to zero. I’m not a Bobo, I’m just saying I would sell if I were you

>>20404066
Post more of her

>>20405674
Is Amazon in the shitter? It’s gonna correct eventually

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tsmc-posts-biggest-profit-beat-055336571.html?.tsrc=rss
Gap up for TSM tomorrow?

>>20403717
AMEN.

>>20405724
Not in the shitter, just corrected slightly.
Which is enough for a scare when you gamble with leverages 10+.

>>20405743
not likely with the nasdaq crash

>>20405813
I don’t fuck with leverage. I don’t like the idea of losing more than 100%

>>20405831
Neither do i but my calls were raped this week.
Made 20k then lost 15k.
But hey, at least im up 5k realized gains.

MUH DICK

>>20405831
I mostly do knockouts. Can't lose more than 100%.

>>20405826
Why would the nasdaq affect TSM? I might be a brainlet

Alr fellas, Friday to Monday option plays ? Whats expected to moon and bloom ?

>>20405831
You don't have to lose more than 100%, you can just get more liquidity on your plays.

lads, i think i will start paying for market chameleon (about 70 bucks per month) and enjoy their options edge strategies from now on. Considering starting building condors and spreads on weekly basis. Is that a viable daytrading strategy ? Considering i will have an edge on the market , hopefully not risk more than 200 bucks per position

>>20405953
It counts as tech, and it generally moves together, but news and earnings can always throw a wrench into it. It sounds like TSM did good but tomorrow is looking like a red day, TSM will probably be flat.

This is Reddit's stance on $WKHS.
Is anybody still playing $WKHS around here? I personally cashed out at $16.70 and sold a bunch of $15 puts on it since I don't mind getting exercised at $15. WKHS has shown strong support around the 15-16 area. I plan to run the wheel on it for at least two or more weekly cycles.

TNXP going to .70 today

>>20405606
Why the fuck didn't you take profits?
Unless you're a psychic, you never know if a 3x leveraged ETF (an unpopular one at that, like NRGU or DFEN) is going to tank overnight. Today was a golden run for non-tech ETFs and you held overnight? You know they ALMOST NEVER go full green two days in a row because of profit takers and rebalancing? Sell on open tomorrow and wait for an opportunity to rebuy at $2.85 or something, and next time just set a limit sell for your buy-in + 3, 5, 7%, whatever you're comfortable with.

HAVE AN EXIT PLAN!

>>20405991
shameless bump ? anyone?

>>20406047
Do you have any other picks anon? I’ll post another nice anime girl if you can find one

>>20405917
If you go crazy with leverage and make a bad play; can you lose 1500% or something?

SMIC in HK ended 25% down??
Is this for real??
Wow... that's well below where I sold, and close to where I bought. VERY tempting, but I'm not sure what the hell is going on.

Are traders dumping their HK shares to buy up Shanghai shares?

25% in a damn session!! AFTER an 8% down day the previous session!! That's a damn bubble bursting, isn't it??

>>20405619
that's odd, someone posted a link to a deleted tweet and a photo of trump's twitter pimping something called CryptoForHealth. Guess it was fake.

>>20406146
not unless you do stupid shit like naked calls/puts

>>20406152
>Wow... that's well below where I sold, and close to where I bought. VERY tempting, but I'm not sure what the hell is going on.
China is what's going on.

>>20406152
I didnt believe the hacks at first either.

Why can't we band together to pick stocks to buy that we can agree to pump and tell each other when to dump? We would all be happy and not reddit cancer.

>>20406199
smg doesn't have the volume or coordination to do so
just look at what happened to the meme plays people have tried here

>>20406199
This is a federal crime lol

>>20405991
>pay for sub
can't you just yt and book it? paying 70 bucks sounds kinda useless

>>20406229
this

>>20405991
also, you probably won't loose a lot, but won't make much either. any reason you particularly interested in options?

>>20406199
retard

>>20406191
Last question and then then I’ll leave you alone. I’ve got $300 that just arrived in my trading account. You got any picks for me or advice?

Here’s my current stack.

>>20406199
You mean, besides the potential legal consequences when the SEC finds out, and possibly prohibits you from ever tratind in US markets?

Consider the prisoner's dilemma problem when you know everyone is planning on selling and that the stock is pumping on no fundamentals.

>>20406196
yeah but this is a special case, second largest shareholder is a CCP government program, this is their pet play to catch up to tech on the global stage. Now that huawei can't use TSMC, CCP is desperate to create a domestic chip manufacturer that can produce modern chips

>>20406023
I'm selling a call for $23/ share for 8/21. I recieved the $230 payout up front, and if it happens to hit that price again, I'll just sell out for the $2,300. The contract bid ends tomorrow so we'll see how that goes. Either way I'm still up $700 on it because I bought in early.

>>20406274
>>20406246
what do you mean by yt ?
so far i have noticed that day trading is a meme, lost 5k usd myself so far by being a retarded bear, i think options is the better thing to have on a weekly basis as building strategies such as spreads and condors will give you an edge over the market while also define your loss

If you get assigned you cant loose more than the spread you booked

>getting TQQQ cheapies before lunch POOMP
Never EVER bet on America.

>>20406289
goddamn that wkhs bag, also buy NET

>>20406290
>>20406196
and they just this session held a new IPO on a different exchange, so now they have shares on the shanghai index as well

WTF IS GOING ON WITH TESLA

>>20406312
Isn’t NET at an all time high?

>>20406327
Tanking?

>>20406310
>Never EVER bet on America.
Fuck off Commie

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

Premarket open. All the usual stuff that gets a bunch of premarket volume is red. Airline, cruise, oil, twatter, and tesla red red red. Only notable on green side is SPCE for some reason.
https://www.marketwatch.com/tools/screener/premarket

>>20406348
Are anime girls patriots?

>>20406339
Why doe?? Is it cuz of the hack?

>>20406327
going downwards direction for a spell

Lmao

press "S" to spit on Tesla

>>20406367
Mochiron

>>20406299
>yt
learn the strategies using youtube
>edge
you really believe it? in options most of the edge goes to market makers and the guys you're getting alerts from, if i understand correctly. Besides to make a sustainable income from options, you kinda have to get good at math etc, know all the ins n outs, and simple non gambling strategies rarely yield serious returns.
>lost 5k
Day trading has a steep learning curve, of course it will take time and money (especially if you bet big size from the getgo), but if you master the basics, simple buy/sell strategies, learn to nail entries, exits and get into the psychology aka self talk its a legit way to trade. + later on can be supplemented with buying options on the same stocks you trade.

>>20405991
>Considering i will have an edge on the market
What makes you think that a $70 software is an edge?

Doing some DD on LGHL and I gotta say I think I'm convinced. It might hit $10 eom if lucky. Super low volume and once Robinhood kiddies get a hold on it it might do really really well. I'll put an even 1k in it I guess.

>>20406329
>ath
hold my beer, just watch

>>20406362
There you are premarket anon. I’ve been waiting all morning for you. I know you are a connoisseur of table saws and wood working equipment. So this is specifically for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=SYLAi4jwXcs

What time in Bongland are earnings out?
Loaded up on Dominoes ahead of earnings

>>20406382
Haqua and Besty a cute. Cute!

>>20406409
>hold my beer

I’ll call your wife to come collect your body after the horrible accident

>>20406376
Buy on rumor sell on news, have you faggots learned nothing?

bobo wins...it's over isn't it my run at the stock market seems like its over

>>20406434
>gets offended/cocky so easily
ywmi

>Dell
What happened? They just exploded.

>>20406376
Deep OTM call manipulation will POOMP TSLA as its been doing for weeks.

>>20406453
Game’s not up anon. Come on now. Pick yourself up

>>20406414
Oh yeah sawstop tablesaws have been around for a while. Usually only used by pros who do not pay out of pocket for their own tools. Pricey. And also, if you abide by the rules of tablesaw safety you will not lose fingers. You might get hit by flying wood on kick back but you shouldn't lose those digits. People get mangled because they disregard safety rules. Push stuff through bare handed, no push sticks, etc.

>>20406442
It's called "don't try catching a falling knife" anonito.

It will keep dropping

>>20406396
>>20406399
its not a slamdunk money making machine, but it shows against the implied volatility what would normally the option value be (including the skew of the share) and how your edge is calculated. one example is now on TQQQ that you see on the pic

>>20406460
Some kinda good news I guess.

>>20406362
Good morning (loud)! Seems like the indices are finding support at the same levels we consolidated at monday
>>20406414
is premarket frend is a woodworker :o

>>20406467
4/7 of my portfolio is red...guess its what i get for going into meme stocks. SSL is in the green for some reason after i bought at 8.40 a while back so i'm making money off that. NIO is not doing much and WKHS is a long term hold. i have 200 dollars left should i start accumulating spxs and sqqq

NIO at $11

>>20405991
if you use tastyworks or ToS, most of the work is already done for you. just look up optionsalpha on youtube or tastytrade

>>20406491
honestly, a waste of money. Just look at IV_Percentile in Thinkorswim. That's esssentially your edge if you're selling options

>>20406460
>>20406505
Found the story. They're "considering" selling a bunch of their stake in VMware and passing the proceeds on to shareholders.

>>20406509
>is premarket frend is a woodworker :o

Beats me. I was just trying to reward him for making amusing posts everyday at the same time. So I posted a random video that is also amusing. Try this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=fQVhppRP4Wo

>>20406528
>>20406547
Lads, im a eurofag, i do not have access to thinkorswim , im using saxobank as a broker and they have non of that

>>20406554
story:
https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/dell-may-spin-off-its-vmware-stake-to-shareholders-51594855219?mod=mw_quote_news

>>20406509
>is premarket frend is a woodworker :o
I dabble for fun.

>>20406376
THE FORTUNE TELLER ON [s4s] WAS OFF BY 20.61 I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED

>>20406573

>I dabble for fun.

I was just joking. Didn’t think you were into it. It was either that video, or a video about foxes

>>20406491
cant you just find how they calculate it, and do the same on your own?

>>20406593
Well your joke was correct anyway! Carpentry is an enjoyable pastime.

>>20406595
Yeah. The mathematics are pretty simple, it's basically just standard deviation. Then you need to compare that standard deviation with historical standard deviation for IV_Percentile.

>>20406525
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DO YOUR JOB CHINA PUMP THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

>>20406673
Sell that shit anon

>>20406613
Alright. Tomorrow I will pick something more interesting. Something you aren’t into.

When are you gonna pump oil?

>>20406684
no imma hold till i'm making profit again i'm selling low to many times

>>20406327
Going slowly back to 200$ where it belongs

If futures don't reverse now, it's very likely we're getting a big fat dump at open.

>>20406699
Don’t hold that shit longterm anon. People are getting bearish on China now that Trump is telling world leaders:

>Ban hauwei or don’t do business with the US.

>>20406722
fuck fuck fuck fuck this is some strong FUD

>>20406665
is there a free source on the IV_Percentile ? I was thinking about tastyworks as well, but they have no negative balance protection unlike saxobank

>>20406722
Hauwei is not the same as NIO. I sold all my NIO at $13 but im buying back when this crash stops.

I do have lots of faith in this company long term.

>>20406722
All news coming from Chinese officials needs to be mandated by CCP officials, news in china is essentially a way for the communist party to communicate/deceive to the citizens of their plans/objective(eg. US bad, boycott Japan, we are now at war with xyz do not buy or deal with them, etc.), there is no such thing as a free press. They pull the same shit in western counties since there is little western Chinese news outlets to counter them, as they of course prefer to read Chinese news.

Thinking of PnDing CAPR a bit, who's in

>>20406778
>Hello SEC? Yeah, this post right here.

Well looks like a monster crash today. Last time this happened was right after the mega pump, then crashed hard in early June. Where's the Bobo flying the plane from crossed pic.

>>20406778
Thats unethical.

>>20406778
you are very radiant there anon.

>>20406778
Yeah, pump it so that I can dump on you. Thanks m80, love you.

>>20406813
Good luck reaching my on the seychelles Mr. SEC

>>20406199
>what is market manipulation

>>20406837
You're just using a VPN dude. Anyone with any basic knowledge can ping your IP and see it's pinging to a heavy loaded server.

>buh buh 4chan protects my IP
Protip, your $5 NordVPN connection isn't nearly as secure as you think it is.

these futures and this market is so fucking gay. piece of a shit. fucking stupid algorithms driving down prices, making retard boomers sell at a loss because they are damaged in the head
they need to regulate this even harder and make stop losses and automatic selling illegal for retails

>>20406778
I bought at 4.60 where's my pump

Is it time to buy TWTR?

>these SEC meme posts
you guys are genuinely braindamaged (in the whole brain) if you think sec works like this or would even give a shit about something like this
>>20406813
>>20406229
>>20406290

>>20406888
After what happened yesterday, I’d wait until it’s a penny stock before you buy

>>20406889

I'm scared for tomorrow bros. I feel like I'm gonna get railed and I really need a win right now

>>20406920
I doubt they care about this. You can just say it’s a joke. But it’s still not a good idea to do lol.

>>20406920
Where was the SEC when Tesla stock was too high in Elon’s opinion though?

>>20406865
It's being manipulated as shit today, makes me wonder what's the big move that's going to happen or they it's just the ordinary shake out dump at open to crab upwards.

Futures not accepting support but not truly plunging either, how strange :<
>>20406557
cuties! You ever see Antichrist (2009)?

>>20406972
MFI is flat as fuck which indicates algos just passing shit to each other.

any other tqqq bros that are gonna get absolutely fucked tomorrow?

>>20406979
Yah slight range extension from open but no concerted moves from big bois

>>20406199
BASED TSLABRO

>>20407000
Probably baiting people into shorts then squeezing them the fuck out.

>>20406991
FNGU, sold at close yesterday, I wondered how you doombulls were doing doing today

>>20406888
I’m never buying Twitter. I mean never. I wouldn’t have bought it a week ago either.

can we just get a fucking crash already im tired of bleeding and holding these SPXS and SDOW positions. i just need a solid 5%+ crash so i can sell them and recover my losses. i know its coming the problem is my shit might be worth nothing by the time it happens

Was held against my brains will in there woods and now it's 5AM, are my TSM and Walmart calls clear or do I have to stay up and listen to the messenger

>>20406953
That doesn’t seem like stock manipulation. More like an opinion.

>>20407035
>bleeding and holding these SPXS and SDOW positions
The house always win.

Can someone pls explain to a retard like me how offerings work?
Company needs to raise cash, sells new shares to an underwriter at the offering price. Underwriter then sells it on the public exchange (public offering) for more than the offering price. Spread is the underwriter's gain. Is that right? I know there's a thing called "best effort". What happens to unsold shares? What are the warrants for? Is there an underwriter involved for direct offerings?

>>20406953
>Where was the SEC when Tesla stock was too high in Elon’s opinion though?
Probably more of a gray area, besides they already had gotten him not so long ago. TSLA was overpriced though desu.

>>20406696
>When are you gonna pump oil?
I'll go yell at the tortoises agin.

>>20407043
Your probably right, but the fact it went down after saying his stock price was too high seems like they should have at least told him to knock that shit off

https://twitter.com/lisaabramowicz1/status/1283685612453797889

my dreamt schizophrenic message: tommorow will be green for medical, crab for tech, but Microsoft is on SALE, you should buy 8/7 210c MST. Not because im signing those tho ;)

>tesla -7% pre market
what in the fuck

CRAMERS GETTING BULLISH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Uh..

Is my put spread really going to end up exercising? Amazon is really going to fall to $2850 by Friday? You fucking kidding me?

ime very bullish about Microsoft :)

>>20407125
Hello Xi

>>20407113
They might have called him. Who knows

>>20407129
Dude what in the fucking fuck
I should've just bought some fucking TSLA puts even though TSLA puts seem to fuck everyone over every time (except for this week)

Morning /smg/ bros

Hope your bags do well today, although futures not looking good.

>>20407133
yep we are going to crash soon.

If you can trade futures, open up shorts now, we're fucking dumping hard at open.

>>20407125
I believe China probably has about 20M Coronavirus cases

i'm becoming a fucking bobo time to accumulate bear etfs get rich then get my cheapies

Which way are we going /biz/

>>20407133
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL

>>20407194
You only lose on gains if you become a perma bull/bear. Embrace the swings, maximize gains.

>>20407133
did he also got hacked? would be pretty based

I DONT WANNA DUMP

I HATE DUMPING!

Will NIO go sub $10 EOD?

>>20407229
Why is Aqua so smart?

>caught the knife again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw bought Nio puts with $11.5 strike when it was $13 and felt stupid yesterday as it dropped $2 per put in value

>Watched premarket open and immediately felt relieved that I'm day trade suspended

>>20407239
>Smart
Cute. Not smart.

Anons, I got 100 NCLH at 18.23. Think it will go up to at least 30 in September, or should I bail on it as soon at it goes green again?

So are we buying back when SPY is 310?
Or are we embracing for the earnings call season?
SPY tanking end of week does not spell good for next week's earnings calls.

I suggest you guys go to cash positions by Friday..

>>20407225
i'm prepared to swing so fucking hard

>NIO -14% pre market
just what the fuck is happening today

>>20407201
Neutral as far as TA go. You should use tradingview directly by the way. The investing licensed version is same but with less options. My feel on the market is earnings season puts in a not as bad as expected and maybe nearly approaching good, in some sectors, line keep floating up.

You guys think WKHS and VXRT are gonna be up today? I bought low early yesterday and while they went up throughout the day they're still in the red

>>20407254
>I suggest you guys go to cash positions by Friday..
You suggest bologna.

T E S L A I S D E A D

>>20407300
Whoa buddy. Slow down with the pie

>>20407299
WKHS does the same shit every day. It goes up until approximately 10am, crashes down, crabs back up until 3pm where it dips then crabs back to wherever it opened for the day.

BAKING

who is even selling nvidia right now
holy fuck it will be back to 450+ in a week or two
fucking idiots

>>20407339
what about vxrt tho

>>20407285
THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE FORGET THE GLORY OF THE BOG!
THIS IS OUR PENANCE!
THE WICKED WILL NO LONGER TRADE THROUGH THIS MARKET WITHOUT PUNISHMENT!
STOCKS WILL FALL FROM THE HEAVENS!
ANGELS WILL PRAISE THE FILLING OF MY SELL ORDERS!
GOD WILL APPLAUD THE AAAAAHHHHHHS OF ALL OF THE DAY TRADERS

New

>>20407379
>>20407379
>>20407379
>>20407379

>>20407388
to early

>>20407372
I don't follow it, sorry anon.

Can't decide on a play. Maybe cheapie debit spreads on TSLA in both calls and puts. If it swings drastically in one direction, that direction becomes a 10 bagger.

>>20407339
Good to know, thanks anon

>>20407396

>UAVS moons
Oh for fuck's sake.

>>20403955
>robintrack
Oh my...thanks for this, added to my info dragnet

>>20407417
I've been following vxrt and it gained like 40% two days ago, in the red today but still rising. I think it'll do ok desu

Bump limit.