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>> No.20383672

>single red candle and permabears think they're geniuses

>> No.20383686
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20383686

Wear the mask

>> No.20383693
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Anime feet

>> No.20383694
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20383694

NASDAQ RED
DOW AND SPY SOON WILL FOLLOW

>> No.20383696

SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>> No.20383699
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>>20383657
Oh gosh what a shame watching this getting ready to spaghetti all over the floor

>> No.20383700
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20383700

fuck bears

>> No.20383701

I'm moving out of my parents house, dubs decide where I go (America only) I can work remote

>> No.20383706

>nasCuck down
>my boomer stocks up
EXACTLY how i planned it
I’m a genius that can predict the future

>> No.20383710

>Imagine buying TSLA at $1500
>Imagine buying WKHS at $16
>Imagine

>> No.20383713

>>20383701
Alaska

>> No.20383718

>>20383672
If you're actually smart, you would open shorts along side your long-term longs to profit off dips like this.

>> No.20383719

>>20383686
Time to sell walmart.

>> No.20383724

>>20383701
Alaska

>> No.20383722

Il repeat. Recommend some option plays. I want that weekend TSLA mooning to repeat.

>> No.20383728

>>20383686
Meanwhile their own rct studies say they don't do anything and only respirators have small effectiveness.

>> No.20383732

>>20383701
Go to Tulsa and get paid $10,000 for nothing, plus free office space, and "other perks."

>> No.20383733

>>20383701
Bakersfield, CA

>> No.20383735

>>20383701
Alaska

>> No.20383736

>>20383701
American Samoa

>> No.20383737
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>>20383693
>That image quality

>> No.20383741

I just want to work and be left in peace.

>> No.20383745

>>20383686
>Starbucks
>requiring a mask in a food establishment
Peak clown world.

>> No.20383752

>>20383701
alaska

>> No.20383757

I've never bought calls before.
If I buy a "safe" 2021 call and pay a high premium, does it mean the market price has to rise way above the strike price to make decent gain off selling the contract?

>> No.20383760

>>20383701
Alaska

>> No.20383763

>sell 16 shares of AAPL
>buy 50 shares of MSFT
>AAPL 62% of portfolio
>MSFT 26% of portfolio
My boomer power is growing....

>> No.20383768

>>20383706
Based, fuck the mentally ill guy.
>dividends are your friend
>tankies are great FA plays
>PM is patrician
>indexes are in a bubble

>> No.20383777

>>20383701
Baltimore

>>20383733
damn checked

>> No.20383776

>>20383718
>If you're smart, you would bet against yourself
shut the fuck up retard

>> No.20383780
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>>20383733
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HATE CALIFORNIA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.20383784

>>20383686
>"i can't wear them"
>"oh ok you're good then"

>> No.20383793

>>20383752
God, being well off and living in Alaska seems like a dream.

Literally rich enough to negate any downsides of that Alaskan winter life.

>> No.20383795
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20383795

FUCKING GO UP ALREADY

>> No.20383806
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>>20383733
>"BAKERSFIELD!!!"

>> No.20383814

Fellow doombulls, I sold my doombull stack monday at 20% profit. I’m looking for a re-entry but I feel like every dip might be the big one. Any advice on when to jump back in?

>> No.20383817

>>20383776
>outing himself
Hahaha Jesus Christ, are you serious?

>> No.20383819
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20383819

Any chance EVRI moons by EOW?

>> No.20383823

What news scanners do you guys find gives you the news first before anyone?

>> No.20383824

Is the bottom in for airlines? I got these puts that are just burning cash right now.

>> No.20383825
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>>20383686
>wake up in the concrete tube
>eat the Beyond-100%-Bug(TM) protein tablet
>put on the gender neutral mask
>go to the Planet Fitness No Judgement Workout Cube(TM)
>swollow the 100% plant based Merck(TM) thorazine drone that injects at the first sign of disobedience
>get in the Amazon wage cage and work for 14 hours
>go back to the concrete tube and watch the the "Star Wars 27 The Rise of The Wagie"
>a tier rolls down your cheek as more thorazine is injected into the side of your stomach
>fall asleep in the Johnson & Johnson(TM) hugging machine that simulates "real human interaction"
>rinse and repeat

>> No.20383831
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SPY to 323 please..

>> No.20383835

>>20383795
m-mommy

>> No.20383840
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THIS IS THE RUG PULL
THE TECH BUBBLE IS POPPING
AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.20383839

>>20383701
American Airlines

>> No.20383842

>>20383793
Doesn't night last like 6 months there or some shit?

>> No.20383843

>>20383777
>Baltimore
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.20383846

>>20383795
damn she must eat a lot of sushi
and i'm sorry nothing is going up today.

>> No.20383851

I’ve been snibbed in the snab

>> No.20383857

>>20383814
Well I can tell you buying right back in on Monday after a +50% daytrade was a bad idea.

>> No.20383860

>>20383701
High Point, North Carolina

>> No.20383866

>>20383701
Personally I would go to Colorado if I could work remotely. There's so much beauty to explore, and you are a few hours drive from several different types of places and ecology such as mountains, plains, rolling hills, desert. Its wonderful there.

>> No.20383877
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big tits

>> No.20383884

>>20383700
Fuck palestine

>> No.20383898

>>20383866
I stay inside mostly, not really a nature guy don't have anything against it or anything

>> No.20383906

>>20383866
Why would you pay those high taxes? Live in the southern edge of Wyoming with no income tax and drive the extra 75 miles the couple of times per year you're actually going to do that.

>> No.20383913

>>20383732
I lived in Tulsa for 6 months. That city sucks ass.

>> No.20383925

TSM sub 60 before close

>> No.20383928

>>20383884
based

>> No.20383940

>>20383857
Lol, I almost FOMOed in this morning bit decided to wait for a midday dip.

>> No.20383943

>>20383843
Get nigging
>>20383701

>> No.20383945

>>20383913
And now it's an indian reservation lel

>> No.20383951

>>20383819
Yes

>> No.20383957
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20383957

>he bought PEP

>> No.20383964

SPY just had to verify that 320 was rock solid support and it passed. We will be at 230 by eow.

>> No.20383967

>>20383943
Bakersfield already won >>20383733
and FUCK that anon

>> No.20383968
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AND WE ARE BACK
closing green today.

>> No.20383977

>>20383877
Basado

>> No.20383981
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>>20383964
>230 by eow

>> No.20383982

We getting in on GENE or is it over? Seems like massive AH and post lunch potential but been crabbing @6 now for a bit

>> No.20383985
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20383985

>The lowest point of today's market was exactly at noon
Bogdanoffs finished eating lunch while their algos scooped up cheap stuff and now they're back to holding..

>> No.20383996

>>20383964
330*

>> No.20384002

>>20383825
I like your brain.

>> No.20384006

>>20383842
No retard

>> No.20384007

>>20383925
Buy the dip

>> No.20384009

I'm thinking TSM is going to beat earnings, so I want to buy calls, but I'm afraid everyone is gonna sell anyway, which makes me want to buy puts. Thus I will do nothing.

>> No.20384012

>>20383898
If you don't really wanna do nature shit then why not just move somewhere like California with a good climate so when you do go outside you're not uncomfortable?
>>20383906
I didn't know they had especially high taxes there, only visited. Being from Texas I don't think I could handle something so far north as Wyoming. Fuck that

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>>20383964
>230 by eow
You take that back.

>> No.20384018
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20384018

Should i have sold my 1 tsla at $1700?

>> No.20384035

>>20384009
Buy a straddle. You’ll make a little money one way or another.

>> No.20384036

>>20384012
Why, does the sun bother you? Large portions of Wyoming have the largest active desert in the United States you know.

>> No.20384050
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>>20384012
>Californnia
>when you do go outside you're not uncomfortable
>people will litteraly hunt you down if you're white

>> No.20384057
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>>20383967
Rude, trips are better

>> No.20384059
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Everyone cashing out of tech and into dennys

>> No.20384062
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>>20383831
Atte's lolis are so good

>> No.20384065

is it just me or are these morning dips hitting harder then usual

>> No.20384072

>>20383824
>buy high
>sell low
buy tech puts you retard

>> No.20384076

>>20384050
and thats a good thing!

>> No.20384078

>>20384018
>1 share
The only thing on your mind should be accumulating as many shares of TSLA as possible, you zoomer pussy.

>> No.20384080

>>20384036
I didn't know. The place I'm from is always hot and humid except for 3 months in winter when it becomes less hot but still decently humid. Even then some days in January can reach 60 F. So....yeah I don't know how I'd do anywhere that actually reaches 0 realistically.

>> No.20384081

>>20383951
Are you just humoring me or is that a legit yes

>> No.20384090

What's a good podcast or something I can watch while slamming adderal and crunching the numbers?

>> No.20384092

>>20384018
What kind of question is that? Yes, the answer is yes. You could have sold high and bought low. But can you predict that next time? Probably not. Thats why this is risky. It can keep tanking or it can skyrocket when his battery shit or satellite internet shit stuff comes out. But who knows.

>> No.20384102

Last chance to open shorts before we break the supports.

>> No.20384104

>>20384072
Post your tsla shorts please

>> No.20384105
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20384105

Who shorted TQQQ and SPY at the morning pump. Report

>> No.20384107

>>20384090
What do you like?

>> No.20384108

>>20384050
Good thing I don't wanna live in that shithole then, I just hear it feels nice there. And since the question poster still lives with his parents I assume he's a nog.

>> No.20384111
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>>20383982
Why do people in here only post about pump n dumps after the pump

>> No.20384124

>>20384107
Money.
Can u get CNBC online or anything?

>> No.20384129

>>20384080
You stay inside and turn the heater on. You sound domesticated.

>> No.20384130
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20384130

>LCI finally green today
Do my eyes deceive me or has the dumping finally stopped?

>> No.20384133

>>20383701
Covid

>> No.20384134

>>20384108
No, i'm white and 22 just saving cash till I had enough to have 6 months of emergency expenses and move out

>> No.20384144

>>20384065
market's not as vigorous as it used to be - a lot of retail chumps have already fucked off with their losses, are stuck with bags, or are otherwise more wary

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>> No.20384149

>>20384072
Like airline tech?

>> No.20384152
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>>20383884
kys and buy wirecard

>> No.20384156

>>20384147
>we'll make money this time for sure

>> No.20384158

>>20384111
Because they only get traction after it starts climbing since they are ignored as scams before the moon launch.

>> No.20384167

>>20384152
What like put it in the will?

>> No.20384176
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>VIX creeping up to 30

It’s over for us isn’t it

>> No.20384175

>>20384124
Mining Stock Education
Chat with Traders
Contra Krugman
Econ Talk
Macro Voices
Wall Street Unplugged

Those are what I listen too

>> No.20384182

might get AZN could be next MRNA

https://www.barrons.com/articles/astrazeneca-stock-jumps-on-report-of-positive-data-on-covid-19-vaccine-trial-51594826588?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo

>> No.20384187

Looks like the dips over.

>> No.20384194
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I'm going to be getting 10k soon - what should I dump it into. My goal is to get at least 100 shares of something and then just write covered calls. I have done my DD on NIO but I know you all are shilling it hard, and NIO is my first thought.

>> No.20384206

>>20384129
I don't know what you're trying to imply friend but I live in a heater. It would take me a good amount of time to adjust to real cold conditions and I'd rather not, hence I am not the one moving out of his parents' basement.
:)
>20384134
Smart of you then, I did the same thing.

>> No.20384209

THAT V SHAPED RECOVERY FOR TESLA

>> No.20384213
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20384213

What are some safe put spread plays to make?

I'm looking at some put spread plays on SPY or TQQQ.

>$95 keep premium
<$95 lose all

>> No.20384222

>>20384111
Cause how the fuck would I know it was gonna pump? I dont follow australian companies man. I set a buy at 5.65 though so I guess I'm in.... we will see tomorrow how much I lose

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>>20384062
Man of culture

>>20384209
I lost $13k on TSLA calls but made $3.5k today from buying the $1495 and $1465 dips & flipping them at $1510 and $1500.. is this how people become day traders?

>> No.20384283

Why is there so many coomers here?

>> No.20384310

Hey BOBO can you run SPY down to 315 today please?

>> No.20384314

>>20384258
YIKES you just posted cringe

>> No.20384315

>>20384187
commencing the golden bull of our lifetime in a short 5 minutes, open your positions and buy the dip retards

>> No.20384318
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>>20384105
I foresee that you're going to get your ass fucked.

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>>20384152
Sorry mate, but your kind is smelly and hairy and likes to blow shit up just for fun. You ain't part of the civilized world. Now I know that this may make you angry, and that you may want to blow something up. I say do it, my dude! Wear the vest, be an hero, a martyr, be the mad in Muhamad! Do a test run first in Minecraft, okay. Nothing personal.

>> No.20384337
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VIX slowly creeping up, bros...another big selloff coming.

>> No.20384346

>>20383819
https://robintrack.net/symbol/EVRI
lol you got shat on

>> No.20384351

Finally did it, I sold my dying memes and I feel good. Ready to do this right this time, I'm ready to start seeing the color of life

>> No.20384366

>>20384327
>oh pretty good now he'll escape the car and run off
>he gets back in the car
Kek

>> No.20384370

>>20384283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM6exo00T5I
Probably because of that scene

>> No.20384373

Reminder to pull the fuck out of MRNA while you still can. July will end and they still won't start phase 3.

>> No.20384374

>>20384175
Thanks fren

>> No.20384381

drop drop drop
cash gang need some cheapies

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>>20384176
Oh, just let us have our day.

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>>20384346

LMFAO why u had to do it to em

>> No.20384399

>>20384374
np

>> No.20384400

Support KHC, KDP, & KO every time you visit the grocery. Shouldn't you show loyalty to those companies now during this shat time we're in? Since they're keeping your portfolio's in the green or least from sinking to deep into the red.

>> No.20384403

>>20383819
HAHAHAHA
no

>> No.20384411

>>20384327
Shake rattle and burn, smokey the blunt taught me that one

>> No.20384414

Shill me a dip to buy right fucking now

>> No.20384418

>>20384385
whatever i've easily lost more on stupider shit
this market is bozo zone

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20384420

who here Tesla puts?

>> No.20384423

>>20384327
What the fuck happened?

>> No.20384425

>boss wants me to go back to chill part-time desk job finally
>but i can earn more NEET bux for 2 more months
FUCK WHAT DO I DO
NEET BUX EARNING ME MORE MONEY THAT I CAN MAKE OFF MARKET AS A STUDENT

>> No.20384432

Drink Coca-Cola coke

>> No.20384438

>>20384059
Ya my DENN puts are doing great right now

>> No.20384444

>>20384414
TQQQ

>> No.20384452

>>20384176
Fuck, can someone post the original of this?

>> No.20384456
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20384456

Where are the dips?
Did I miss them?

>>20384272
>dem hips
fugggg

>> No.20384457

>>20384444
QUADS CONFIRM
TQQQ BACK TO $115 TODAY

>> No.20384464

>>20384383
QUICK DROP IT TO 315!!! DROP IT NOW!!!!!

>> No.20384467

>>20384425
Just don’t be poor, lol

>> No.20384468

Thank you Powell I’m saved, he answered my prayers bros

>> No.20384475

>>20384414
Tesla unironically

>> No.20384478

>>20384425
>be a man or be a leech?
You know the answer m8

>> No.20384483

palestine & ireland = chad bulls
isr*al & ameriKKK = cuckgimp bears

>> No.20384487

ARKQ?

>> No.20384503

>>20384438
that I sold

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>>20384457

>> No.20384508

>>20384456
Qt cow is back!
Yes but you can still buy KO for example.

>> No.20384517

>dumped a bunch of longterm bags
>all go through miraculous recoveries

>> No.20384523

>>20384423
the car burst into flames

>> No.20384538

>>20384456
cute beef

>> No.20384540

>>20384517
A true classic.

>> No.20384550

>NFLX earnings tomorrow
>expected higher than Q1 which they prolly wont beat
>worse earnings will continure Nasdaq slump
>MSFT, AMZN, INTC, IBM earnings next week
>more tech sell offs this week to counterplay better than expected earnings tomorrow from cloud/home office upgrades
>wait to buy FAANG until late thursday/friday

thoughts?

>> No.20384551
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20384551

>WKHS bounced off $15.60 yet again

Love to see it every time.

The next run-up into the 20s is going to be fun.

>> No.20384553

>>20384081
I mean, there's always a chance.
I'm bagholding rn and I'm optimistic it'll climb back up, don't know about by EOW though.

>> No.20384560

>>20384517
How have you not mastered going against your monkey brain? You should try meditating, anon.

>> No.20384567
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I keep trying to find "cheaper" and more "underdog" stocks than Apple to play options on, but god damn does Apple have juggernaut strength.

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20384574

Doing this for one week now.
>tfw only losing

>> No.20384579
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20384579

>Youtube vloggers playing the stock market like a casino

This is the top isn't it? When will all retail investors get wiped out

>> No.20384582

>>20384487
No, ARKR.

>> No.20384584

How am I supposed to tell the guy that signs the cheques that I bought the SQQQ calls because a fucking shitposter on 4channel.org told me we were going to sell off again?

>> No.20384598

>>20384560
Frankly, diamond hands right now is stupid, it's just frustrating to see the moments where that bet doesn't work out.

>> No.20384617

Okay, what are the chances Tesla goes to $1300 by Friday? I just opened a put credit spread that nets me $2k premium but I lose like fucking $40k if it goes to $1280 and lower.

>> No.20384619
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>>20384464
That might be a bit aggressive but I'd be great with that.
Just tell the fed to finish up their daily $200M of bond purchasing so we can get on with it.

>> No.20384624

>>20384579

It would be if the market was extremely healthy and WSB/smg were full of people making thousands every day. Tops are when we reach peak euphoria, not when everything is uncertain and shaky.

>> No.20384633

>>20383780

>Bakersfield
>California

Honestly it’s where the rednecks of California congregate. You should be fine.

>> No.20384638

>>20384619
When do you think it’s ending Bobo? 2pm? 3?

>> No.20384639

>>20384567
Ikt literal f bro
I still expect it to fall

>> No.20384643

>red day
>still (kinda) made money
I hope this trend continues as long as it can.

>> No.20384647

>>20384624
there's people who thousands to millions on OTM TSLA calls on WSB...

>> No.20384650

im looking for some research ideas brosss

>> No.20384654

>>20384423
Guy was probably high on meth first of all. Second, he was on fire but the fire was invisible. There's a scientific explanation for invisible fire but I don't remember it.

>> No.20384656

Kek, bagged IBM right at 9:30. Up already 1.62% with still more upside to go cause the 52w high is 158 something. Expanding into the cloud like mad. Look what happened to MSFT and Amazon when they did that... IBM currently forks out 1.63 x 4 @ 5+ yield. Bag the cheapie today. Let the profit and stock price increases & divvy hikes just roll in till I die.

>> No.20384664

>>20384579
Tell him to invest into KTOV so i can sell that shit

>> No.20384676

>>20384647

That was a sign of the TSLA bubble popping, which it is.

>> No.20384678

>>20383700
Palestine, you're already free...
...free to surrender your land to Israel.
...free to surrender your soul to Jesus Christ.

>> No.20384700

>>20384654
Most types of alcohol burn clear.

>> No.20384706
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20384706

is big money unironically dumping their bags on retail?

>> No.20384707

>>20384656
A non-retard on biz wtf is this

>> No.20384734

>>20384579
>When will all retail investors get wiped out

Probably not until the San Andreas Fault wrecks California.

>> No.20384741

>>20384624
Tops are tops. It doesn't matter how people feel about it. People who are anticipating economic contraction have been anticipating it for a long time, and they've been right for a long time; the fundamentals of the economy are weak and stocks, especially tech stocks and EV stocks, have valuations that do not reflect that.

>> No.20384745

>>20384656
They bet the company on quantum computing better hope it hits

>> No.20384766

Jerome Powell has become almost a religious figure in my life

>> No.20384771

>>20383982
Little late to the game friend

>> No.20384783

>>20384579
>This is the top isn't it?
This has been happening for over a year. That one twitch slut tweeted out to her simps asking which 'stonks' to buy a year or so ago

>>20384734
>Probably not until the San Andreas Fault wrecks California.
That could be tomorrow, that could be well after we're all dead. Like the 3 Gorges Damn in China.

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20384808

My UPS calls are fucking printing. Hold or sell??

>> No.20384820
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>>20384741
>It doesn't matter how people feel about it.

Tops are defined by a wave of sellers dumping their shares. That is precisely defined by how people feel about it. Euphoria peaks, reality comes crashing down, and everybody rushes for the door. That's what a top looks like.

>> No.20384844

>>20384808
Never a bad idea to take profits.

>> No.20384864

>>20384783
>That one twitch slut tweeted out to her simps asking which 'stonks' to buy a year or so ago

About five months ago. Literally a day before the crash, if I recall.

>>20384741
By the way >>20384820 pic unrelated, I didn't mean to suggest that picture of VIX has anything to do with tops. Wanted to illustrate that it's been rising all morning.

>> No.20384877

What do you think it feels like to buy the wimi top?

>> No.20384879
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>>20384706
If they dump MSFT they are retarded
Most of big money thought the housing bubble was legit growth lmao. Big money can go fuck itself.
>>20384766
>almost
Ngmi
I jut hope the next Fed will be a white male too. Not praying to a black woman or whatever.

>> No.20384893

>>20384550
I dumped my 200 combined shares of TQQQ and FNGU on a similar line of thinking. Waiting for a solid entry point now but I’m thinking if things look good Thursday I’ll get back in, if not just wait for the dust to settle from earning and reevaluate next week.

>> No.20384895

>>20384706
Look at this shit. EVERY big tech stock is looking like this

>> No.20384896

>We made another render today!

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

https://nikolamotor.com/about

>> No.20384902

>>20384820
I understand that, but you're trying to say that because there are permabears and the market is skittish a top is impossible. I'm telling you it's not. We're still very close to ATH.

>> No.20384911

>>20384678
Jesus Christ wants nothing to do with modern day Israel

>> No.20384940

>>20384656
>>20384707

they postponed their earnings to next week
also yesterday we had a former IBM employee here who pretty much said that their AI/quantum stuff sucks ass
everyone is doing cloud, even hybrid cloud
IBM has decades of shitty CEOs and just got a new one who has to proof that he can steer this shitcan
they most likely wont pull a MSFT like in 2014
company too large, old structures, crusted, mostly govt/telco customers
stock is trading at a discount so I'd take profits rather sooner than later, look at the 3Y/5Y chart

>> No.20384951

>>20384700
Checked.

Yeah, that's it. Guy was probably boozed.

I assumed meth because it's the United States and i've read several reports of meth manufacturers houses and cars exploding because of the chemicals.

>> No.20384962

>>20384896
ngl those render looks like shit

>> No.20384972

>>20384896
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.20384989

>>20384896
I see like 2 women and mostly white men. time to sell

>> No.20385023

>>20384896
>flat front face on a truck
actually retarded

>> No.20385052

>>20384902
>a top is impossible

Not exactly, just that I don't think it's right here, today, because Mr. Beast made a gambling post on reddit. I have been mentioning that 323 is a critical resistance level for SPY, and that it was rejected a third time bodes poorly at least for the rest of the day and possibly through the rest of the week. If SPY breaks through 323, and starts approaching 330, and we start seeing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOposters and green wojacks posted everywhere, and articles about the "market rallying as coronavirus fears subside", and WSB yolo millionaires, and >not buying calls THIS IS LITERALLY FREE MONEY posters, then I'm going to start holding out for the top.

>> No.20385053

>>20385023
well it's not real, so...

>> No.20385064

BUY NCLH HOLY SHIT $25 EOW

CRUISE LINES AND AIRLINES GET IN

>> No.20385076

>>20383733
Bad enough he has to go to CA but you send him to Bakersfield, chaotic evil

>> No.20385086

Sold some more $WKHS 7/17 puts. Don't care if I get exercised. Will just sell 7/24 calls if that happens.

>> No.20385096

anyone buying Ericsson before earnings on friday?
Huawei getting shrekt and theres pretty much only them and Nokia when it comes to 5G memes

>> No.20385102

>>20385053
They could make it the ideal front face for aerodynamics and efficiency, regardless of safety but they choose a truck design from the 20th century. Straight boomer bait
BEARISH

>> No.20385120
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20385120

T S M
S
M

>> No.20385150

>>20385102
they can make it whatever they want
it doesn't exist

>> No.20385157

>Trump rescinds ban on student visas
>msft still down
Great, I get double fucked in work and stocks. Fucking wonderful.

>> No.20385159

i can't take this anymore i'm just going to log off for the rest of the day

>> No.20385178

Go all in on CAPR right fucking now. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.20385180

>>20385120
I still feel spooked fellow TSM chad. Something isn’t right. The heebs wouldn’t let us get back on the green so easily.

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>>20384550
So you're telling me my NFLX calls are fucked? I assumed it would at least pump leading into EOD tomorrow.

>> No.20385186

>>20385150
Kind of my point

>> No.20385189

>>20385159
See you tomorrow

>> No.20385220

>>20385157
>one tiny bit of practically irrelevant, slightly okay news which at best tangentially affects MSFT's bottom line, because foreign poopoo bug people working the customer support forums mean fuckall to its business viability

What did you expect, a huge rally?

>> No.20385234

Last free day to get into KTOV under a dollar.

>> No.20385253

People shat on RTX. The tables have kinda turned ain't they... up over 4% today.

>> No.20385258
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20385258

>mfw QQQ goes -.01% allowing me to buy the dip

>> No.20385260
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>>20383657
My algo for TQQQ still showing warning signs. Probably won't make a trade this week but we'll see.

>> No.20385265
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20385265

LINE GO UP

>> No.20385267

>>20385178
I bought a bag.

>> No.20385268

These big sells are scary...It’s like big money is dumping and the retail is buying it up....I don’t like this

>> No.20385269

>>20385159
NO YOU RETARD IT DROPS HARDER WHEN YOU AREN'T LOOKING
ALWAYS KEEP AN EYE ON THE LINES

>> No.20385270

>>20385178
y?

>> No.20385279

>>20385260
are you xivfag?

>> No.20385302

>>20385269
Thanks for the tip. Just doubled down on SQQQ calls, see everybody on Friday.

>> No.20385316

>>20385269
Basic truth right there

>> No.20385334

>>20385178
Explain. I'm not seeing any news or speculation or even attention.

>> No.20385346

>>20385052
quite reasonable. agreed.

>> No.20385352

>>20384579
I would change my life if I even had 10k dollars right now and those fucking faggots do something like this while they could help a lot of people, rich faggots should be fucking executed and their wealth distributed among the poor

>> No.20385358

>>20385279
nah, his model's drawdown is too large.

>> No.20385359

>>20385334
>https://stocktwits.com/symbol/CAPR

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>>20385268
Man Im doing this long enough to know one fucking thing, the fact that the market can go anywhere at any time. Its controlled by people and institutions that have algos that price in Moldovan wine quality in March 2024.
Thankfully we have one winning strategy. Buying the fucking dip.

>> No.20385367

>Buy TSLA at $1500 support
>Sell at $1509 prior to $1510 support
This has worked on 7 day trades on my end today. Did I figure out how to beat the Tesla FOMO market?

>> No.20385399

Is suicide for cowards?

>> No.20385400

>>20385352
I will agree with this until I am rich, at which point, fuck the poorfags.

>> No.20385402

>>20385352
Poor guy ='[

>> No.20385404

>>20385399
yes

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>>20385399
no suicide is for brave people
opposite of coward

the cowards are the ones who say " ;[ think about the parents" instead of the person who necked

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>>20385180
I loaded up on more cheap calls and I'm fairly confident we'll be green by tomorrow, won't continue to fall today, lots of overselling on the RSI and we're almost past muh lines in my SMA lines. MACD is looking nice too, although I wish it had more strength

>> No.20385435

Uh gene bros are we back?

>> No.20385436

>>20385359
ok anon i’m about to go in with 6k explain why it’s gonna moon

>> No.20385441

>>20385359
Lol

>> No.20385442

>>20385399
It can depend on the circumstances, to yourself, by yourself - yes.

>> No.20385448

>>20385367
>support
>resistance
>droolingbrainlet.jpeg

>> No.20385470

>>20385220
They gave enough of a shit to join the retarded lawsuit against it, so yes, forgive me if I thought it would do something.

>> No.20385472

>>20385302
Baggie how much would you have made if you kept your NVDA puts? I can't believe you panic closed them

>> No.20385473

>>20385404
Why?
What if there's no hope?

>>20385425
Lol my parents would deserve it

>> No.20385485

>>20385448
>ETF zombies don't exist
>HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.20385490

UAVS forming Cup and Handle expect $3 by the end of the day

>> No.20385492

>>20385436
A lot of insider trading got leaked. Shit's going to moon. It's a covid-19 related stock play.

>> No.20385499

>>20385367

TSLA jumps like 5-10 bucks in a minute these days. Too much of a risk of it gapping out of range and fucking you over. Keep trying it and see what happens.

>> No.20385503
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20385503

Where is this gonna be EOW

>> No.20385536
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20385536

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

ITW, LEG and O pay me today and DOC on Friday. anyone else collecting divvies this week? reinvesting for that double compounding growth

>> No.20385538

>>20385470
>so yes, forgive me if I thought it would do something.

What are you doing, holding calls? Did you buy in at 210 this morning? A tiny little sideshow story about visas does not move the market in a time like this.

>> No.20385541

>>20383780
At least it's not Ohio.

>> No.20385544

>>20385473
There is always hope

>> No.20385547

>>20385503
Probably like $15. It will drop again.

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>>20385399
yes but becoming a martyr is for heroes

>> No.20385579

>>20385448
Sorry I was too excited by making TSLA gains today.

>>20385499
I have puts for that.

>> No.20385581

K-pop faggot is back. Report this post for avatar use before he floods the thread again.

>>20385425

>> No.20385583

>>20383780
I have relatives there. Really cheap houses with lots of land

>> No.20385593

>>20383733
Ahahahahahaha, enjoy the Nigger Desert!

>> No.20385597
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20385597

NFLX earnings = free gains

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>>20385352
Why don't you just get gud and earn that 10k instead of being a nig expecting a hand out?

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>>20385581
dont care

dwi

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>>20385597
yeah on the short side maybe

>> No.20385657
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20385657

be honest fellow thetas

how fucked am i?

>> No.20385670

>>20385581
if i had to choose between the kpop faggot and the diaperfags im going to go with kpop

>> No.20385671

>>20383925
Dont they have earning tomorrow?

>> No.20385678

>>20385641
Have you gotten range banned yet?

>> No.20385680

What would prohibit GUSH from making serious gains in the next few months?

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>>20385654
eat shit nig nog BETTING AGAINST USA no

>> No.20385693

Oh yeah gene bros we are back. You did buy the lunch dip at 5.50.... didnt you?

>> No.20385705

>>20385538
Yes to both. I'll eventually recover and make money one way or another though. Just wanted to rant a little anon. I'm just glad I bought TSM relatively cheap.

>> No.20385710
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20385710

Should I order some Denny's to celebrate my Denny's gains today?

>> No.20385747

>>20385705

Well, I was fucked big time purchasing MSFT calls right before the selloff, so that's a wash. It doesn't upset me not to see the market or a particular stock rallying based on some particular news item. It's not that simple.

>> No.20385753

>>20385671
2am et.

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>>20385684
>betting against BLM, political correctness on steroids, a fake market, and everything Orwell predicted coming true

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>>20385678
go to twitter if u dont like free speech

what do you mean "ban people"

what are you like a pro censorship leftist

youre the majority you cant even post right wing rhetoric online anymore you have plenty of websites to go to if you dont like people freely posting stuff twitter facebook , youtube

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>>20383825
screen capped for you because I liked this so much

>> No.20385803

>>20385693
sold at 6.14 lol

>> No.20385807 [DELETED] 

>>20384579
Oh baby i need to go all in on this. His fanbase is huge.

Link?

>> No.20385813

>>20385684
yes I'm sure they had an earnings blowout to justify the parabolic run since last earnings... you'll probably be fine

>> No.20385835
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20385835

>MA down
>MSFT up

>MSFT down
>MA up

These two stocks are literally tag teaming my portfolio into a weekly green

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20385847

NFLX. Its not too late bros hop on the gains train and expect to reach the moon in 24hours

>> No.20385848

>>20383964
>320 support

are you mad? what 320 support? sure, it bounced off the short term up trend, but it also double topped right at the 3 month high, again. buy puts

>> No.20385852

>>20385807
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/hrorfa/i_will_invest_100000_into_whatever_is_the_top/

>> No.20385878

Im gonna sell CCL at $17 cause its just gonna go back down and im gonna buy back in. Thoughts?

>> No.20385883
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20385883

comfy day so far
im going up regardless of the direction the market heads

>> No.20385893

>>20385693
>ignored the gene pump and bought into the capr pump as soon as it stopped
end me take it all

>> No.20385898

>>20385852
go back stupid nigger

>> No.20385902

>>20384194
Keep your 10k, or spend it on something you'll actually enjoy. Don't get involved in the Ponzi scheme that is the stock market

>> No.20385904

>>20385878
Your not wrong.

>> No.20385913

>>20385670
Good thing you don't have to choose. We have to stop all attention fagging before it breeds more of it.
>>20385791
Free speech, beyond a the legal right, is a concept that you should be able to make arguments in good faith without being censored. You're not making arguments, you're not saying anything of value, you're just shitposting and spamming images of k-pop. If this place had zero moderation, it would be a hundred times more of a shithole than it is now.

>> No.20385931

>>20384310
this. Someone save my 7/17 $317 puts

>> No.20385936

*coof*
even the dividend chads are doing better than me

>> No.20385939

NEW
>>20385933
>>20385933
>>20385933
>>20385933

>> No.20385949

>>20385931

Don't buy FDs.

>> No.20385983

>>20385913
thankfully the janny banished diaperfags to /lgbt/ but i doubt they'll do the same for kpop

>> No.20385996

>>20385803
I went all in with 7k at 6.20. Saw it dip to 5.80 and set a limit sell of 6.24 lmaoooo. Then I bought 2k @ 5.65 because I need to stop being such a gambling faggot. Still making a little bit today though.

>> No.20385998

>>20385936
CNBC actually had a segment yesterday how dividend chads typically out perform gains.
I didn't believe it but It seems to be 1% performance gain.

>> No.20386082

>>20385949
what is an FD

>> No.20386560

>>20385883
Explain

>> No.20386589

>>20386082
I think reddit came up with it. They call it faggots delight. Basically any option that expires in a week or less time. Or at least something like that